1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:11,583 ‎NETFLIX 剧集 2 00:00:14,833 --> 00:00:17,291 ‎片名:蛋黄哥大冒险 3 00:00:20,666 --> 00:00:22,416 ‎他们迟到了 4 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:27,666 ‎你可不能在他们面前这么放肆 5 00:00:28,958 --> 00:00:31,666 ‎但如果我们不尽快拿到东西 6 00:00:33,041 --> 00:00:34,541 ‎就会有麻烦 7 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:36,916 ‎他们是黑社会 8 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:41,375 ‎你要是对他们不敬 9 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,833 ‎就会被做掉 10 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:49,833 ‎他们来了 11 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,083 ‎速战速决吧 12 00:01:20,916 --> 00:01:22,666 ‎把我要的东西给我 13 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,666 ‎我们带了!酱油! 14 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,083 ‎就是那东西! 15 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,250 ‎只要有了那东西 你就不会腐烂了 16 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:35,166 ‎酸蛋哥这么告诉我们的 17 00:01:35,958 --> 00:01:40,708 ‎有一种很灵的东西 能防止食物变质 18 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:42,500 ‎我们想要! 19 00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:45,541 ‎但卖这种东西的人 20 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:49,833 ‎都黑社会危险分子 21 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,208 ‎危险分子吗? 22 00:01:53,291 --> 00:01:54,958 ‎你带酱油没? 23 00:01:55,541 --> 00:01:56,833 ‎没有 但是… 24 00:01:58,250 --> 00:01:59,500 ‎我会弄一些过来 25 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,583 ‎如果你烂掉 就见不着妈妈了 26 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:07,500 ‎再说了 你以后想被做成料理 ‎是吧 蛋黄哥? 27 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:12,083 ‎你在这里等着! 28 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:14,541 ‎等一下 29 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,333 ‎你们要是靠近他们 30 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,416 ‎一定会遭受火烤般的厄运 31 00:02:23,583 --> 00:02:26,458 ‎火烤?我不喜欢烫的东西! 32 00:02:27,041 --> 00:02:31,166 ‎不 我不是字面意思 33 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:33,208 ‎你看起来不一样 34 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:38,291 ‎等一下 你是谁? 35 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,666 ‎我是水煮蛋 36 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:44,083 ‎下水煮15分钟后 37 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:47,500 ‎我就变成了一只身体和灵魂 ‎都无比坚硬的鸡蛋 38 00:02:48,791 --> 00:02:50,041 ‎你确实很硬 39 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:54,125 ‎总之 离他们远点 40 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:57,125 ‎那个是阴险的卤蛋 41 00:02:57,208 --> 00:03:00,250 ‎鸡蛋黑帮的高级成员 ‎他让各处的鸡蛋闻风丧胆 42 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:03,958 ‎鸡蛋黑帮? 43 00:03:04,041 --> 00:03:07,458 ‎如果靠太近 ‎遭受火烤还不是最闹心的 44 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:10,666 ‎-他们会把你们烤焦 ‎-烤焦? 45 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:15,000 ‎他们走了! 46 00:03:20,041 --> 00:03:21,125 ‎搞什么? 47 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:34,333 ‎什么东西好臭 48 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:47,958 ‎怎么了? 49 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,250 ‎不要啊! 50 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,333 ‎你的腐烂更严重了! 51 00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:02,125 ‎你要闻到什么时候去? 52 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:04,833 ‎臭味会越来越浓 53 00:04:07,791 --> 00:04:12,208 ‎蛋黄哥 你要是待在冰箱里 54 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:15,375 ‎可能现在已经被做成料理了 55 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,125 ‎但我邀请你跟我一起找妈妈 所以… 56 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,458 ‎这倒是 57 00:04:23,541 --> 00:04:24,458 ‎对吧? 58 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:26,916 ‎既然如此 59 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,791 ‎你们只能想办法弄到那种东西了 60 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:32,000 ‎这是唯一的办法 61 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,208 ‎怎么弄到手? 62 00:04:33,791 --> 00:04:36,083 ‎就如同赢得别人的心 63 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:39,625 ‎要是你想要 就去偷吧 64 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:44,083 ‎这里是鸡蛋黑帮的藏身处吗? 65 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:48,875 ‎那个酷潮的吉祥物是地标 66 00:04:48,958 --> 00:04:50,125 ‎“酷潮”? 67 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:52,875 ‎就在那里面 68 00:04:54,166 --> 00:04:55,958 ‎真是既不酷也不潮 69 00:04:57,666 --> 00:04:59,750 ‎跟我来 滚呀滚 70 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,833 ‎滚呀滚 71 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:12,916 ‎我们走 72 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,541 ‎我们不会有事吧? 73 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:19,458 ‎眼睛睁大点 74 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,916 ‎我们进入了猛兽的腹地 75 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:26,083 ‎这里是鸡蛋黑社会 76 00:05:29,666 --> 00:05:30,750 ‎黑社会? 77 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:33,541 ‎雏鸟一定会很惹眼 78 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:50,708 ‎先有的哪一个?是鸡蛋吗? 79 00:05:50,791 --> 00:05:55,083 ‎还是鸡? 80 00:05:55,166 --> 00:06:01,750 ‎不要追寻找不到的答案 81 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:08,000 ‎今晚就偷个懒 82 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:11,166 ‎闲散慵懒 83 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:16,458 ‎清晨 白天 黑夜 84 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:21,000 ‎永远都是懒洋洋 85 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,541 ‎好多像蛋黄哥一样的鸡蛋啊 86 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:51,583 ‎你的卵带! 87 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:54,625 ‎不要! 88 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,125 ‎不要! 89 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:01,666 ‎他们的总部在贵宾室 90 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:04,041 ‎通过那道门就是 91 00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:09,875 ‎一个重达60克的巨型蛋黄哥 92 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:11,541 ‎我们该怎么办? 93 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:15,833 ‎那边 94 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:21,958 ‎你在跟着我吗? 95 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:34,125 ‎滚呀滚 96 00:07:41,791 --> 00:07:43,041 ‎看下面 97 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:43,958 ‎叽叽! 98 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:50,041 ‎只要拿到那个东西 你就不会烂掉 99 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,416 ‎我们要怎么拿到手? 100 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:55,041 ‎-酱油! ‎-打住! 101 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:57,166 ‎“我们要怎么拿到手?” 102 00:07:57,708 --> 00:08:01,333 ‎答案就在你手上 103 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:03,916 ‎卵带吗? 104 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:07,625 ‎一些料理会去掉卵带 ‎但其实它营养丰富 105 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:11,666 ‎现在它就能派上大用场 ‎你用卵带放低蛋黄哥 106 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:14,500 ‎悄悄偷走那东西 107 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:15,750 ‎什么? 108 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:18,083 ‎太危险了! 109 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,333 ‎我明白了 110 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:27,000 ‎但如果你杞人忧天 111 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:29,166 ‎还不如烂掉呢 112 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:33,791 ‎就这么办 来吧 113 00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:38,208 ‎腐烂是自然法则 114 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:41,833 ‎愿意接受命运 也没问题 115 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,708 ‎话虽这么说 但是… 116 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,666 ‎不 没什么 117 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,083 ‎怎么了? 118 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:59,125 ‎我感觉你也开始腐烂了 水煮蛋! 119 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,041 ‎什么? 120 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:04,000 ‎别说傻话了 121 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:08,458 ‎我之前撞到你后背时就闻出来了 122 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,625 ‎你一股硫磺味! 123 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,125 ‎恶心死了 124 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:17,041 ‎什么?不可能 125 00:09:17,541 --> 00:09:19,375 ‎我闻闻 126 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,875 ‎呃! 127 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:22,791 ‎你什么时候被煮的? 128 00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:25,041 ‎五天前 129 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:29,416 ‎估计只凭外表 ‎看不出水煮蛋是不是烂掉了 130 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:34,000 ‎真的吗?那我们就没得选了 131 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:44,791 ‎酱油 132 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,291 ‎偷两袋!一定也要给我偷一袋! 133 00:09:49,916 --> 00:09:51,083 ‎酱油 134 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:55,500 ‎哇! 135 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:01,958 ‎对 就是那样 136 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:07,541 ‎蛋黄哥! 137 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,500 ‎那个东西! 138 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,625 ‎我们什么都没做! 139 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:34,750 ‎去跟我们老大说吧 140 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:35,875 ‎等一下! 141 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,166 ‎我们该怎么办? 142 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,375 ‎照这样下去 我们永远见不到妈妈了 143 00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:47,416 ‎我想喝酱油 144 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:41,458 ‎字幕翻译:七月