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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎天氣和煦，陽光燦爛

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‎（頭獎：夏威夷）

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‎適合來場隨興之旅

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‎（抽獎攤位）

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‎我要醬油

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‎蛋和小雞出發找媽媽

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‎一路狀況百出，今天真適合午睡

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‎人生千變萬化

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‎總在滾動調整

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‎嘩啦啦

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‎終究是隨波逐流

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‎今天的旅程即將展開

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‎開心的旅程

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‎悠閒的旅程

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‎真是神清氣爽

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‎媽媽是不是也看著同一片天空呢？

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‎還不確定我們是不是雞蛋呢

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‎又在說這種話

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‎呃，好臭

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‎唉呀呀

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‎是媽媽嗎？媽媽！

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‎啾

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‎-媽媽你大頭啦
‎-怕怕

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‎老子可是令人聞風喪膽的酸蛋哥

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‎怕了吧？

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‎你們兩個，東西交出來

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‎咦？什麼東西？

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‎應該是要錢吧

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‎啥？別想用錢打發我

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‎原來是要那個啊

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‎那個是哪個？

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‎唯一能安撫我腐敗內心的

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‎只有醬油！

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‎只要來一口醬油

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‎憂愁就一掃而空

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‎我懂

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‎你懂喔？

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‎你們兩個應該有吧？

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‎我們沒有醬油

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‎-快點，交出來！
‎-別這樣

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‎好臭

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‎痛！

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‎臭小子，竟然帶傢伙

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‎你有醬油嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎是嗎？

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‎真的嗎？

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‎真…真的

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‎是喔

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‎請問

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‎我們可以離開了嗎？

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‎說啥？還沒給醬油欸

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‎可是我們又沒有做錯事

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‎好累

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‎我也不想酸掉啊

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‎發生什麼事了嗎？

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‎別看我這樣

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‎我前天還是顆光澤動人的鮮蛋呢

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‎來，你最愛的培根蛋麵

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‎搭配生蛋，太嗨了

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‎女友親手做的料理啊

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‎-惠里做的料理最好吃了
‎-什麼？

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‎糟糕

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‎說錯話囉

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‎-惠里是誰？
‎-是誰？

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‎-我還把你介紹給父母
‎-是誰？

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‎你要怎麼對我負責？

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‎這下難看了

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‎給我回來！

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‎逃得真快

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‎我就這樣被扔在一邊

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‎要怎麼對我負責啦？

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‎原來發生了這種事

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‎喂，你在搞什麼？

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‎對了，總理之前也說過

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‎千萬別像我一樣腐敗了

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‎雞蛋是有保存期限的

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‎也就是說

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‎蛋黃哥要是過了保存期限

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‎就會變成酸蛋哥？

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‎不會吧，太可怕了

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‎廢話到此為止

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‎你們幾個，上！

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‎阿翰！阿麥！阿珍！

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‎阿珍？

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‎不就是蒼蠅嗎？

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‎走開啦

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‎喂！

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‎你被包圍囉

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‎過去！

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‎不要過來啦

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‎-對，上啊
‎-別過來

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‎真噁

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‎哭吧，叫破喉嚨吧

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‎我要和這幾個傢伙聯手
‎讓全世界都拉肚子

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‎簡直壞透了

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‎我…

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‎我是不會哭的

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‎見到媽媽前，我都不會哭

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‎我們要去找媽媽

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‎天真的小鬼

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‎不管別人怎麼說

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‎我們手足都要去見媽媽

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‎能決定內心保存期限的

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‎只有自己

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‎蛋黃哥之前說過的

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‎嗯？我說過嗎？

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‎好吧，你說得對

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‎可是我已經回不去了

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‎好臭

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‎臭酸的蛋真可怕

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‎肚子餓了

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‎好想吃蛋料理喔

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‎蛋料理？

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‎聽起來不錯

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‎說到蛋料理，一定要吃那個

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‎最強蛋料理

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‎蛋料理之王

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‎蛋料理之王？

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‎原來有這種東西？

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‎既然都要變成料理，那就當王吧

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‎你也同意吧？

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‎也是

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‎總比剩下來臭掉好

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‎被做成料理比較好嗎？

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‎幹嘛？

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‎討厭，走開啦！

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‎啾

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‎這是…

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‎你要臭掉了嗎？

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‎什麼？

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