1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:11,208 ‎NETFLIX 剧集 2 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:17,583 ‎片名:蛋黄哥大冒险 3 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:31,125 ‎暖洋洋的好天气 明媚闪亮的太阳 4 00:00:31,208 --> 00:00:32,333 ‎(第一名:夏威夷) 5 00:00:32,416 --> 00:00:35,875 ‎这样的日子最适合无忧无虑的旅行 6 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:36,958 ‎(抽奖台) 7 00:00:37,916 --> 00:00:39,416 ‎我想喝酱油 8 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:44,916 ‎寻找妈妈的鸡蛋和小鸡 9 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,000 ‎我们经历过起起落落 ‎但今天最适合小憩 10 00:00:51,958 --> 00:00:54,666 ‎生活的车轮转个不停 11 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:57,541 ‎轱辘轱辘转呀转 12 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:58,625 ‎瓢泼大雨 13 00:00:58,708 --> 00:01:04,208 ‎顺其自然就好 14 00:01:04,833 --> 00:01:10,708 ‎今天的旅程即将开始 15 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:12,791 ‎一段有趣的旅程 16 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:17,666 ‎轻松惬意的旅程 17 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:20,333 ‎感觉真好呀 18 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:24,791 ‎也不知道妈妈是否在看同一片天空 19 00:01:25,916 --> 00:01:30,291 ‎不过我们都不知道自己是不是鸡蛋 20 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:32,875 ‎你又来了 21 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:57,916 ‎好臭啊! 22 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,791 ‎真是的 23 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:08,333 ‎是你吗 妈妈?妈妈! 24 00:02:08,916 --> 00:02:09,833 ‎叽叽! 25 00:02:09,916 --> 00:02:12,125 ‎-你叫谁妈妈呢? ‎-恶心死了! 26 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:17,833 ‎人人听了我的大名都会浑身战栗 27 00:02:17,916 --> 00:02:20,708 ‎我是酸蛋哥! 28 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,625 ‎蠢货 你们对我放尊重点! 29 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:28,708 ‎我看看你们俩都有什么 30 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:30,750 ‎啊?什么意思? 31 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:34,166 ‎他或许说的是钱 32 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:38,291 ‎钱可打发不了我 33 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,291 ‎肯定是那个东西了 34 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:42,583 ‎什么东西? 35 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:48,833 ‎只有一样东西能安抚我腐烂的心 36 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:50,625 ‎就是酱油! 37 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:56,458 ‎只要喝上几口酱油 38 00:02:56,541 --> 00:02:59,083 ‎我所有的痛苦都会消失 39 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:01,083 ‎我懂 40 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:02,666 ‎是吗? 41 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:06,750 ‎你们俩身上带着呢 是不是? 42 00:03:06,833 --> 00:03:09,000 ‎我们没有 但是… 43 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:12,791 ‎-喂 赶紧的 交出来! ‎-快住手 44 00:03:13,416 --> 00:03:14,250 ‎你好臭啊 45 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:16,000 ‎哎呀! 46 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:22,125 ‎混蛋 你身上有危险的凶器 47 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:27,541 ‎你有酱油吗? 48 00:03:29,166 --> 00:03:30,791 ‎一滴都没有! 49 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:32,541 ‎是吗? 50 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:36,000 ‎你确定吗? 51 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:39,125 ‎我说的是实话 52 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,541 ‎你没有吗? 53 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:45,250 ‎不好意思 54 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:50,750 ‎我们现在可以走了吗? 55 00:03:52,541 --> 00:03:54,375 ‎我还没拿到酱油呢 56 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:59,375 ‎但我们没有做错任何事! 57 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:04,166 ‎好无聊 58 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:10,458 ‎我也不想烂掉啊 59 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:14,458 ‎是出什么事了吗? 60 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:18,083 ‎我现在是这副样子 61 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:22,458 ‎但几天前 我还是一只有光泽的鸡蛋 62 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:25,875 ‎和君 给你 ‎奶油培根意面 你的最爱! 63 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:29,666 ‎上面是一只生鸡蛋!太好了! 64 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:33,250 ‎女朋友亲自下厨做料理 对吧? 65 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:36,083 ‎绘里 你的手艺最棒了! 66 00:04:36,166 --> 00:04:37,333 ‎什么? 67 00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:38,250 ‎噢 68 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,291 ‎他说错话了 69 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:42,750 ‎-绘里是谁? ‎-是谁? 70 00:04:43,291 --> 00:04:45,500 ‎-我都带你见家长了 ‎-她是谁? 71 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:49,125 ‎-你要如何补偿我? ‎-这下不妙了 72 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:50,500 ‎你回来! 73 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,000 ‎他跑得真快 74 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:57,041 ‎我就那样被抛弃了 75 00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:03,000 ‎这种事你们要如何解决? 76 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:06,000 ‎原来是这样啊 77 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:09,041 ‎喂!你在干什么? 78 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:12,333 ‎这让我想起了首相的话 79 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:16,583 ‎别像我一样烂掉 80 00:05:17,791 --> 00:05:20,833 ‎鸡蛋是有保质期的 81 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:22,208 ‎那就是说 82 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:27,791 ‎如果蛋黄哥到了保质期 ‎就会变成酸蛋哥吗? 83 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:32,541 ‎不行 那我可真就应付不来了 84 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,541 ‎我给过你们说话的机会了 85 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:37,541 ‎给我抓住他们! 86 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:39,208 ‎约翰!麦克斯!詹妮弗! 87 00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:40,333 ‎詹妮弗? 88 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,583 ‎他们不是苍蝇吗? 89 00:05:42,666 --> 00:05:44,375 ‎够了!打住! 90 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:46,416 ‎喂! 91 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,958 ‎苍蝇都一窝蜂叮上你了 92 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:51,333 ‎去抓他们! 93 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,875 ‎离我远点! 94 00:05:56,958 --> 00:05:58,250 ‎-对 抓住他们! ‎-快停下! 95 00:05:58,333 --> 00:05:59,166 ‎真恶心 96 00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:05,750 ‎随便哭喊吧 97 00:06:07,041 --> 00:06:11,833 ‎我和这些家伙会让全世界的胃 ‎火辣辣地疼! 98 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:16,166 ‎你真是烂透了 99 00:06:18,791 --> 00:06:22,250 ‎我不会哭的 100 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,458 ‎我要等到见到妈妈再哭! 101 00:06:27,416 --> 00:06:30,708 ‎我和蛋黄哥会找到她! 102 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:32,666 ‎真是天真 103 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:35,083 ‎我不在乎别人怎么说 104 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:38,125 ‎我们兄弟俩一定要见到妈妈! 105 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:43,500 ‎那个让你心灵过期的人 106 00:06:44,416 --> 00:06:45,791 ‎其实是你自己! 107 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,500 ‎蛋黄哥说的! 108 00:06:51,416 --> 00:06:53,416 ‎我说过吗? 109 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:59,500 ‎对 你说得没错 110 00:07:00,916 --> 00:07:06,541 ‎但我已经不能回头了 111 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:08,500 ‎真臭啊! 112 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:13,166 ‎烂掉的鸡蛋还是尽量躲远点吧 113 00:07:19,416 --> 00:07:21,750 ‎我有点饿了 114 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:25,958 ‎想吃几个鸡蛋 115 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,916 ‎鸡蛋? 116 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:31,458 ‎听起来还凑活 117 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:35,208 ‎如果我要吃鸡蛋料理 肯定是那个了 118 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:38,333 ‎最好吃的鸡蛋料理 119 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:42,708 ‎鸡蛋料理之王 120 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:46,666 ‎鸡蛋料理之王? 121 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:49,166 ‎有这种东西吗? 122 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:52,750 ‎如果最终能被做成料理 ‎那还挺不错的 123 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:56,416 ‎你们同意我的话 不是吗? 124 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:03,708 ‎这倒是 125 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:07,125 ‎被吃掉 ‎总比当一只不被吃掉的烂鸡蛋好 126 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:13,250 ‎所以被做成料理 ‎会让我们的生活更美好吗? 127 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,666 ‎喂!走开! 128 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:22,458 ‎叽叽 129 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:31,291 ‎你是开始腐烂了吗? 130 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:33,541 ‎什么? 131 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:26,250 ‎字幕翻译:七月