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‎溫暖柔和嘅天氣同明亮閃耀嘅太陽

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‎（頭獎：夏威夷）

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‎呢種日子最適合無憂無慮去旅行

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‎（抽獎攤位）

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‎我想飲啲豉油

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‎雞蛋同雞仔去搵媽媽

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‎我哋有起起跌跌
‎但今日係瞓晏覺嘅好日子

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‎日子一日一日咁過

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‎碌碌碌

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‎落大雨呀

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‎順其自然啦

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‎今天嘅旅程即將開始

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‎好玩嘅旅程

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‎悠閒嘅旅程

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‎真係舒服呀

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‎我好想知媽媽
‎係咪都係望住同一個天呀

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‎但係我哋都唔知自己係咪雞蛋

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‎你又嚟喇

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‎好臭呀！

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‎哎呀

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‎係咪媽媽呀？媽媽！

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‎啊！

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‎-你叫邊個媽媽呀？
‎-好核突！

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‎我嘅大名令全世界嘅人都好驚

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‎我係臭蛋哥！

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‎畀少少尊重好冇，傻瓜！

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‎好，睇吓你兩個身上有咩好嘢

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‎吓？即係咩意思？

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‎佢嘅意思應該係錢

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‎哼！淨係錢係唔夠㗎

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‎啊，一定係嗰樣嘢

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‎咩係嗰樣嘢呀？

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‎唯一可以撫慰我變壞嘅心靈就係

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‎豉油！

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‎我係咁飲豉油嘅時候

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‎所有痛苦都會無晒

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‎我好明白你

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‎咦？你明白佢？

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‎你哋兩個身上應該有豉油，係咪呀？

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‎我哋冇，但係…

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‎-喂，快啲呀，交出嚟！
‎-唔該停手呀

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‎你好臭

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‎好痛呀！

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‎你收埋啲危險嘅嘢喺度

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‎你有冇豉油呀？

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‎我一滴都冇呀！

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‎真係嘅？

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‎真係？你肯定？

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‎係真㗎

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‎你一啲都冇呀？

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‎唔好意思

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‎你介唔介意我哋走喇？

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‎吓？我仲未攞到豉油喎

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‎但我哋又冇做錯嘢！

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‎唔想郁呀

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‎又唔係我自己想變壞

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‎發生咗咩事呀？

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‎我而家搞成咁樣

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‎但其實幾日前
‎我都仲係一隻好靚嘅雞蛋

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‎係你嘅，阿和
‎你最鍾意食嘅卡邦尼意粉！

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‎有隻生蛋鋪喺面！好正呀！

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‎女朋友親自下廚呀？

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‎繪莉，妳煮嘅嘢係最好食嘅！

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‎咩話？

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‎啊

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‎佢玩完喇

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‎-邊個係繪莉？
‎-邊個？

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‎-你已經見過我父母
‎-嗰個係邊個？

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‎-你諗住點畀個交代我？
‎-一定會搞到好肉酸

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‎你返嚟呀！

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‎走得真係快

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‎我就係咁樣畀人掉咗

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‎你諗住點畀個交代我？

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‎原來成件事就係咁樣

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‎喂！你究竟喺度搞咩呀？

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‎呢件事令我諗起總理講過嘅說話

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‎唔好好似我咁變壞咗

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‎雞蛋係會過期㗎

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‎咁係咪即係話

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‎如果蛋黃哥過咗期
‎佢都會變成臭蛋哥咁樣？

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‎唔得呀，咁樣會頂唔順喎

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‎我已經由得你哋係咁講

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‎出嚟搞掂佢哋！

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‎約翰！麥克斯！珍妮花！

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‎珍妮花？

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‎呢啲咪係烏蠅？

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‎咪搞！停呀！

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‎喂呀！

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‎你畀啲蟲圍住

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‎去搞掂佢哋！

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‎唔好追住我呀！

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‎-冇錯，搞掂佢哋！
‎-停呀！

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‎好核突呀

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‎一定喊到收唔到聲

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‎我同呢幾隻嘢
‎要搞到全世界都肚痛呀！

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‎你真係壞到無得救

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‎我係唔會喊嘅

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‎我喺搵到媽媽之前係唔會喊嘅！

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‎我同蛋黃哥一定要去搵媽媽！

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‎真係幼稚

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‎我唔理其他人講乜嘢

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‎我哋兩兄弟一定要去搵媽媽！

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‎為自己嘅內心定過期日嗰個

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‎係你自己！

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‎蛋黃哥都係咁講！

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‎哦？我有講過咩？

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‎係，你講得啱

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‎但係我已經冇得返轉頭

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‎好臭呀！

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‎臭雞蛋真係好難頂

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‎我有啲肚餓喇

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‎我好似想食有雞蛋嘅菜式

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‎有雞蛋嘅菜式？

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‎聽落好似唔錯喎

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‎我食嘅話，就一定要食嗰種

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‎雞蛋菜式中嘅極品

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‎雞蛋菜式嘅王者

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‎雞蛋菜式嘅王者？

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‎有啲咁嘅嘢㗎？

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‎如果我哋係唔係都要畀人煮熟
‎咁樣其實都幾好吖

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‎你同唔同意呀？

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‎咩呀？

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‎係真㗎

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‎總好過冇畀人食就變壞咗

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‎咁即係話如果我哋畀人煮熟仲好？

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‎咦？

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‎喂！走開呀！

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‎哼

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‎唔通

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‎你開始變壞？

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‎咩呀？

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‎字幕翻譯：李恒聰