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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎總而言之

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‎（內閣支持率大幅下滑）

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‎我會檢討改進，謝謝大家

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‎總理…

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‎以上是笹川總理對支持率下滑一事

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‎所做的評論

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‎若再下降一個百分點

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‎內閣支持率將達到史上最低點

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‎是我耶！

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‎果然沒錯！

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‎電視那個人就是他吧？

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‎下午1點要接見青花菜女孩

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‎2點是小松菜女孩

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‎5點要在飯店和蘿蔔國王進行晚宴

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‎好，了解

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‎要吃青花菜嗎？

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‎沒錯

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‎還有小松菜和蘿蔔？

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‎請盡量吃得津津有味

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‎不對，不用吃蘿蔔

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‎哇！總理感覺好酷喔！

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‎他是很有份量的人吧？

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‎應該是全國地位最高的人吧

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‎是說…

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‎啾？

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‎我們怎麼會跑來這裡？

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‎快逃啊！

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‎（兩小時前）

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‎（沖壽司）

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‎我一定要抓到你！

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‎這個密碼好像寫了媽媽的所在處

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‎只要解開，就能找到媽媽了

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‎是喔

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‎笹川總理下台！

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‎下台！

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‎反對笹川政權！

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‎太危險了，我們走

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‎你看不見我

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‎什麼？

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‎這啥？

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‎哦，出來了

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‎反對笹川政權！

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‎所以就來到這裡了

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‎我們得趕快離開，去找媽媽

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‎好累

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‎好累

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‎我懂

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‎真的嗎？

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‎應該吧

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‎我想也是

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‎想趁我們鬆懈，抓住我們？

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‎才不會呢

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‎只要一發懶，就會看到怪東西耶

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‎真的嗎？

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‎不知道

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‎全國地位最高的人竟然是這樣子

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‎總覺得未來堪慮

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‎總理也是很辛苦的

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‎大人的事情很複雜啦

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‎唉唷，大人的事情背後

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‎也都是一些幼稚的原因吧

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‎才不是呢

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‎比方說我的支持率正在下滑

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‎再跌一個百分比就是史上最低

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‎很痛苦的啦

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‎最低也沒差吧？

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‎不要啦

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‎為什麼？

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‎因為…

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‎因為…

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‎不要就是不要啦！

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‎像小孩子一樣

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‎我也不想當總理

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‎後悔也來不及囉

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‎是啦

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‎可是這工作真的很辛苦耶

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‎做什麼都被批評得一文不值

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‎價值是誰來評斷的呢？

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‎總理的價值是國民決定的

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‎不是應該自己決定嗎？

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‎我最初也是那麼想的

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‎我想成為自己理想中的政治家

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‎為國民打造一個美好的國家

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‎那時候我還是個菜鳥政治家

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‎真羨慕你

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‎不像我已經腐敗了

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‎你還是一顆蛋

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‎想成為什麼都可以

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‎是嗎？

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‎對，沒錯

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‎煎蛋

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‎雞蛋三明治、炒蛋

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‎你有無限可能

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‎不過水煮蛋好像有點困難

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‎既然這樣，我來當當看吧

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‎我來當當看總理

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‎-什麼？
‎-啾？

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‎蛋有無限可能

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‎（蛋黃哥）

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‎我們都有無限可能

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‎只要有夢想，一定能實現

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‎（週休八日，擺爛主義）

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‎不要想太多，要勇敢向前

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‎（蛋殼膜補助，廢除酒局）

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‎蛋有無限可能

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‎（雞蛋總理？不就是生雞蛋？）

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‎（好像很好吃）

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‎我們都有無限可能

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‎（讚蛋不已）

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‎（屁股好可愛）

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‎可以當總理

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‎（那是蛋吧？）

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‎可以當總統

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‎誰都可能當總理，誰都可能當總統

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‎（候選人：蛋黃哥）

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‎即使不被任何人看好

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‎可以的啦

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‎恭喜！

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‎太扯了！

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‎經濟前景清晰可見

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‎-好透明啊
‎-好深奧

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‎-半透明吧？
‎-不就是顆生蛋？

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‎-我滑
‎-總理

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‎請問您對自己的支持率有什麼看法？

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‎名次什麼的隨便啦

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‎意思是您要貫徹自己的使命嗎？

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‎我太感動了

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‎應該說，我很崇拜你

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‎忠於自我的總理

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‎-副總理，醬油
‎-是

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‎也許我還沒有真正腐敗

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‎既然這股心情

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‎這份想要忠於自我
‎成為心目中理想政治家的想法

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‎還存留在我心中

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‎那我就讓賢吧

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‎-啾？
‎-什麼？

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‎蛋黃哥總理本日因健康因素辭職下台

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‎由笹川副總理接任總理一職

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‎許多質疑聲浪認為
‎蛋黃哥總理根本只是顆生雞蛋

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‎這也被視為其政權短命的原因之一

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‎我會好好向你看齊

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‎再次加倍努力當總理的

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‎我要忠於自己的風格和腳步

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‎居然是看齊那個部分？

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‎對了

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‎給你一個忠告

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‎千萬別像我一樣腐敗了

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‎雞蛋是有保存期限的

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‎保存期限？

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‎你會臭掉？

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‎對，時間早晚的問題

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‎真假？

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‎花太多時間競選了

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‎總理，打擾了

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‎會場已經準備得差不多…

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‎總理？

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‎-來人啊！
‎-按自己的腳步…

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‎是

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‎總理出事了

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‎這是你做的嗎？

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‎好像是吧

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‎這樣不行喔，你被逮捕了

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‎啾！

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‎要是被逮捕，就不能去找媽媽了

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‎不要啊！

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‎蛋黃哥！

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