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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎正如我所说

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‎我一定会这样去做

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‎-首相先生！
‎-首相先生！

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‎这就是笹川首相对自己的支持率
‎唯一的回应

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‎如果他的支持率再降低1%

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‎就意味着内阁支持率创下新低

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‎我在那里！

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‎我就知道！

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‎我们刚在电视上看到的那个人
‎就是他 对吧？

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‎下午1点 您要友好会见西蓝花女士

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‎然后下午2点是小松菜女孩

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‎下午5点 您要与小萝卜国王
‎在酒店共进晚餐

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‎好的 知道了

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‎-我要吃西蓝花吗？
‎-对

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‎我也要吃小松菜和小萝卜？

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‎如果可以的话
‎要表现出一副津津有味的样子

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‎等一下 您不吃小萝卜！

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‎哇！首相都好酷啊！

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‎他们是很重要的人 对吧？

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‎他肯定是全国最重要的人

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‎但我有点搞不懂

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‎叽叽？

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‎我们来这里做什么？

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‎我们快逃！

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‎（两小时前）

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‎（冲寿司）

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‎就算死 我也要抓住你们！

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‎我觉得这是一个密码
‎能告诉我们妈妈在哪里

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‎我们解密之后 就能找到她

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‎是吗？

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‎笹川首相应该辞职！

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‎辞职！

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‎笹川内阁下台！

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‎我们最好赶紧离开这里！

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‎（草莓牛奶）

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‎嗒哒！

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‎搞什么？

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‎他出来了

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‎笹川内阁下台！

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‎我们就是这么到这里的

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‎但我们要抓紧时间 想办法出去
‎这样才能去找妈妈！

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‎好无聊

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‎好无聊

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‎我完全理解你

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‎你理解我？

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‎应该是

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‎没错吧？

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‎让我们放松警惕
‎然后抓住我们 是吗？

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‎我才不会做那种事

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‎我像这样瘫着的时候 总会看到幻象

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‎是吗？

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‎-我不知道
‎-我不知道

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‎如果国家最重要的人是这副样子

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‎那我真为未来担忧

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‎当首相有各种各样的难处

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‎很复杂的

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‎好吧 说“复杂”这个词的时候

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‎一般背后是一个幼稚的理由

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‎不 不是的

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‎比如说 我的支持率 它在不断下降

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‎如果再掉1% 那就创下历史新低了

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‎瞧见没？又难又复杂

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‎就算是新低又怎么样？谁在乎呢？

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‎我在乎

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‎但为什么呢？

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‎那是因为

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‎我就是在乎！反正我在乎 好吗？

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‎你现在的样子好幼稚

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‎我本来就不想当首相！

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‎事已至此 再抱怨也没有用

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‎你说得对

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‎但这工作太难了

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‎感觉大家在告诉我
‎我所做的一切都毫无意义

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‎谁来决定一件事的价值？

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‎首相的价值是由人民决定的

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‎不该是你来决定吗？

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‎我一开始也这么想

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‎我想成为完美的政治家

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‎让国家变得更好 造福人民

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‎那时我才初出茅庐 刚刚进入政坛

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‎你很幸运

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‎不像我这么腐烂

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‎你依然只是一只鸡蛋

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‎未来有无限的可能性

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‎是吗？

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‎对 是这样的

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‎一只煎蛋

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‎一个鸡蛋三明治 或者炒鸡蛋

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‎你想成为什么都可以

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‎估计当煮鸡蛋是不可能的了

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‎既然如此 或许我会试试

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‎我会努力成为首相

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‎-什么？
‎-叽叽？

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‎一只鸡蛋拥有无限可能

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‎我们都是拥有无限可能的鸡蛋

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‎拥有梦想不费吹灰之力

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‎不要有太多思绪 迈出第一步

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‎一只鸡蛋拥有无限可能

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‎我们是拥有无限可能的鸡蛋

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‎你可以成为首相

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‎你可以成为总统

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‎任何人可以成为首相
‎任何人可以成为总统

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‎即便是最意想不到的人

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‎我肯定能做到

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‎恭喜了！

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‎不是吧！

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‎经济前景好“鸡”了

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‎-哇！
‎-哇！

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‎-好透明！
‎-好有内涵！

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‎-不是半透明的吗？
‎-就是一只生鸡蛋 对吧？

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‎-游游…
‎-首相先生！

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‎您对自己的支持率是什么看法？

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‎我不在乎支持率

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‎您是说要自行其是吗？

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‎太感人了

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‎或者我应该说 我渴望成为您这样

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‎一个保持真我的首相

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‎-副首相 拿酱油来
‎-是！

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‎或许我没有自己想的那么腐烂

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‎这种渴望

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‎对自己诚实
‎并成为自己理想中的政治家

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‎只要我还有这份初心…

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‎既然如此 我们交换位置吧

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‎-叽叽？
‎-什么？

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‎蛋黄哥首相今天因为健康原因辞职

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‎副首相笹川将被任命为新任首相

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‎人们只会把蛋黄哥当成一只生鸡蛋

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‎这个根深蒂固的观念

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‎成为其任期之所以如此短暂的
‎其中一个理由

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‎我会发挥从你身上学到的精神

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‎并且更加努力地当一个好首相

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‎按我自己的风格和步伐去做

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‎这就是你学到的吗？

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‎我差点忘了

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‎我一直想告诉你一件事

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‎一定要小心 别像我一样烂掉

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‎鸡蛋是有保质期的

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‎保质期？

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‎你会烂掉吗？

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‎对 那是迟早的事

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‎真的吗？

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‎我花了太多时间竞选

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‎不好意思 首相先生

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‎快准备好了 您可以…

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‎首相先生？

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‎-快来人帮忙！
‎-按我自己的风格和步伐去…

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‎怎么回事？

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‎首相！

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‎是你们干的吗？

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‎可能是我吧

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‎那太糟糕了

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‎你被捕了

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‎叽叽！

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‎我们要是被逮捕
‎就永远找不到妈妈了！

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‎不要啊！

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‎蛋黄哥！

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