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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎正如我所講

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‎（內閣支持率暴跌）

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‎我會保證…繼續做落去

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‎-總理先生！
‎-總理先生！

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‎以上就係笹川總理
‎對內閣支持率大跌嘅全部回應

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‎如果佢嘅支持率再下跌一個百分點

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‎就會創下歷屆內閣最低嘅支持率

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‎係我呀！

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‎我早就知道啦！

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‎我哋啱啱喺電視見到嗰個人就係佢

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‎下晝1點，西蘭花女士
‎會禮節性拜訪您

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‎（笹川基文總理）

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‎跟住兩點會同小松菜少女組見面

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‎下晝5點，您會同蘿蔔國王
‎喺酒店共晉晚餐

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‎好，我清楚晒喇

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‎-我要食西蘭花？
‎-冇錯

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‎我仲要食小松菜同蘿蔔？

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‎盡量當前菜咁食

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‎等等，您唔好食蘿蔔呀！

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‎嘩！總理好有型呀！

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‎總理一定係好重要，係咪呀？

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‎我肯定佢係全國最重要嘅人

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‎但我想知道…

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‎咩呀？

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‎我哋點解會喺呢度嘅？

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‎我哋衝呀！

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‎（兩小時前）

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‎（沖壽司）

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‎我發誓一定要捉到你！

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‎我諗呢個係話畀我哋知
‎媽媽喺邊度嘅密碼

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‎我哋解到碼就搵到佢㗎喇

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‎係咁樣呀？

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‎笹川總理落台！

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‎下台！

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‎笹川政府落台！

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‎我哋都係走為上著！

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‎（士多啤梨牛奶）

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‎登凳！

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‎咦？

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‎搞乜鬼呀？

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‎佢嚟喇

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‎笹川政府落台！

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‎我哋就係咁樣嚟到呢度喇

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‎但我哋要快啲搵出口離開
‎咁樣先可以去搵媽媽！

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‎唔想郁呀

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‎唔想郁呀

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‎我好明白你

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‎你明白我？

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‎應該係啩

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‎真係嘅？

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‎你係咪想令我哋放低警覺
‎跟住捉我哋呀？

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‎我先唔會做啲咁嘅嘢

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‎我好似而家咁懶散嘅時候
‎就開始有幻覺

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‎真係㗎？

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‎-我唔知呀
‎-我唔知呀

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‎如果全國最重要嘅人係咁樣

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‎我真係好擔心將來

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‎做總理喺好多方面都好難

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‎係好複雜嘅事

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‎當啲人話“好複雜”

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‎背後通常都有一個幼稚嘅原因

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‎唔係咁㗎

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‎比如話我嘅支持率，而家係咁跌

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‎如果再跌一個百分點
‎就會係歷史新低

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‎你明啦？係好難同好複雜㗎

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‎就算係最低咁又點喎？

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‎我唔想咁樣

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‎點解唔想呢？

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‎就係因為…

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‎總之我就係唔想，我唔想呀！

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‎你好似個細路呀

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‎我唔想做總理呀！

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‎都已經搞成咁，後悔都冇用啦

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‎你講得啱

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‎但呢份工真係好難呀

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‎就好似有人同我講
‎我做緊嘅嘢係完全冇價值咁

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‎邊個有資格決定一樣嘢嘅價值？

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‎總理嘅價值就係由人民決定

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‎唔係應該由你決定㗎咩？

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‎我一開始都係咁諗

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‎我想做個完美嘅政治家

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‎為人民令呢個國家變得更好

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‎嗰陣我仲係一個啱啱加入政壇嘅新丁

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‎你好好彩

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‎你唔似我咁樣變壞晒

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‎你仲係一隻蛋

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‎你想成為乜嘢都得

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‎係咁樣咩？

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‎係呀，冇錯

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‎煎蛋

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‎蛋三文治，或者炒蛋

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‎你做乜都得

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‎不過…我諗硬烚蛋就冇可能喇

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‎如果咁樣，或者我都想試下

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‎我想試下做總理

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‎-咩話？
‎-吓？

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‎一隻雞蛋可以有無限嘅可能

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‎（蛋黃哥）

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‎我哋係有無限可能嘅雞蛋

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‎如果你有夢想就好容易

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‎（周休八日，唔好咁努力）

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‎（蛋黃哥）

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‎行出第一步，唔好諗咁多

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‎（蛋殼膜嘅好處，取消飲宴）

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‎一隻雞蛋可以有無限嘅可能

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‎（雞蛋總理，佢只係隻蛋？）

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‎（好似好好味）

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‎我哋係有無限可能嘅雞蛋

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‎（得意蛋活動）

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‎（個屁股好得意）

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‎你可以做總理

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‎（係一隻蛋？）

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‎你可以做總統

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‎（選票，候選人名字：蛋黃哥）

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‎你可以做總理，你可以做總統

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‎就算係最估唔到嘅人都可以

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‎我肯定我做得到

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‎恭喜晒！

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‎有乜可能呀！

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‎經濟前景係好似蛋白咁通透光明

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‎-嘩！
‎-嘩！

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‎-好通透呀！
‎-好有哲理呀！

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‎-佢唔係半透明咩？
‎-佢唔係只係一隻生蛋咩？

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‎-游呀…
‎-總理先生！

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‎你對你嘅支持率有咩睇法？

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‎我唔在乎支持率

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‎你係話你唔會理人點諗？

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‎我好感動

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‎或者我應該話，我好想同你一樣

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‎做一個忠於自己嘅總理

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‎-副總理，豉油
‎-知道！

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‎或許我唔係自己諗咁變壞晒

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‎呢種感覺…

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‎即係忠於自己
‎做我想做嘅嗰種政治家…

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‎如果我內心仲有呢種感覺嘅話…

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‎如果咁樣嘅話，我哋交換位置啦

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‎-吓！
‎-咩話！

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‎（蛋黃哥總理辭職）

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‎蛋黃哥總理因為健康理由喺今日辭職

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‎笹川副總理將獲任命為總理

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‎民眾只會當蛋黃哥係一隻生雞蛋

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‎呢種根深蒂固嘅觀念被認為係

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‎蛋黃哥政府咁短命嘅原因之一

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‎我會將喺你身上學到嘅嘢學以致用

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‎要更加努力做好總理呢份工

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‎以我自己嘅風格同節奏去做

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‎你就係學到呢啲嘢？

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‎我差啲唔記得咗

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‎我想話你知一件事

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‎你要小心唔好好似我咁變壞咗

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‎雞蛋係會過期㗎

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‎過期？

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‎你會變壞？

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‎係呀，只係時間問題

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‎真係㗎？

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‎我花太多時間拉票喇

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‎唔好意思，總理先生

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‎場地方面差唔多準備好…

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‎總理先生？

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‎-救命呀！
‎-以我自己嘅節奏…

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‎咩事呀？

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‎總理！

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‎吓？

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‎係你做㗎？

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‎我諗係啩

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‎你真係衰格，我要拉你

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‎吓！

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‎如果我哋被人拉咗
‎就永遠都搵唔到媽媽喇！

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‎唔好呀！

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‎蛋黃哥！

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