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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎（沖壽司）

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‎得趕快離開這裡

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‎是喔？

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‎當然啊

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‎我們是手足，一定要去找媽媽

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‎真假？

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‎蛋黃哥！

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‎我溜

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‎什麼？

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‎這什麼？

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‎好累

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‎我也好累

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‎喂，別發呆

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‎是！

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‎注定要被吃掉了

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‎不行！我們要一起去找媽媽！

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‎就這樣隨波逐流的人生哪

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‎看屁

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‎媽，雞蛋說話了

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‎你在胡說什麼？

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‎個性是什麼？

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‎嗯？幹嘛突然問這個？

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‎個性是什麼？

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‎味道的差別吧？

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‎味道

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‎形狀

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‎-顏色
‎-口感

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‎我們都是一樣的

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‎個性啊？我想想…

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‎你是誰？

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‎我是你們的大前輩

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‎什麼意思？

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‎我從今天開始營業
‎就一直在輸送帶上了

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‎真假？是老前輩耶

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‎什麼？只是沒人要吧？

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‎我都乾巴巴了

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‎好想再次得到滋潤啊

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‎可憐哪

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‎成功

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‎“蛋之天堂”？

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‎（炸溫泉蛋、海鮮玉子燒）

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‎這裡是地獄吧？

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‎我是小雞，所以沒關係…

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‎我給你們上一課吧

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‎你們可能會覺得自己缺乏個性

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‎個性其實是與生俱來的喔

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‎嗯？聽起來…

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‎好有智慧

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‎是喔？

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‎老前輩，你的個性是什麼？

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‎乾巴巴？

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‎還有…海苔？

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‎不覺得很緊嗎？

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‎真的耶

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‎好想要自由啊

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‎沒用的啦

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‎你已經被綁死了

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‎你被“海苔”這個社會框架束縛住了

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‎啾

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‎只要搭上那個，就能救蛋黃哥了

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‎媽媽？

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‎是媽媽嗎？媽媽！

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‎怎麼會有小雞？

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‎是我啊！

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‎媽媽的毛茸茸感！

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‎所以，個性到底…

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‎是什麼？

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‎蛋就是蛋，沒有什麼個性的啦

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‎跟你剛才說的相反耶？

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‎到頭來，蛋就是蛋嘛

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‎我晃

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‎超有個性的啦

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‎是原宿系嗎？

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‎別搖啊，鮮奶油會亂掉

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‎請問

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‎你怎麼那麼有個性？

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‎我晃…

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‎我晃…

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‎我晃…

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‎是喔

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‎有個性的蛋

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‎從出生就與眾不同

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‎那你們呢？

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‎我們很普通啦

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‎我們出生於白令海

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‎靠捕螃致富的漁民

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‎抓到了我們的媽媽

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‎把她剖腹取卵

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‎媽媽！

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‎然後我們就被運來日本了

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‎你們真是個性十足耶

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‎應該是這裡最有個性的吧

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‎什麼？真的嗎？

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‎再見

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‎先告辭了

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‎差不多也該輪到我了

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‎呼吸困難

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‎如果沒人要，我會哭哭喔

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‎沒被吃掉也是一種命運

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‎做好覺悟吧，未來的路還很長

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‎-看起來好美味
‎-最喜歡蛋豆腐了

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‎有鵪鶉蛋耶

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‎好，我認命

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‎是不是連靈魂也乾涸了？

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‎我成功了！

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‎（我在這裡出生的）

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‎媽媽？

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‎這個密碼…

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‎寫了媽媽的所在處！

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‎蛋來了！

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‎終於輪到我出場了

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‎你也不要放棄喔

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‎什麼？

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‎撐住，我可以的

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‎自由也有缺點

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‎是剛才的蛋

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‎原來還有生雞蛋

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‎啾！

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‎我要吃蛋拌烏龍麵

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‎夠了喔

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‎不好意思

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‎趁現在！

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‎雞蛋逃走了！

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‎雞動哥被做成炸雞了

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‎那不是我啦

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‎我剛救了你耶

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‎你都不知道我遇上多大的麻煩

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‎還以為再也見不到你了

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‎還是醬油讚

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‎聽我說啦！

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‎你剛才把筷子拍掉了吧？

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‎你其實不想被吃掉的

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‎你也想見媽媽

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‎是嗎？

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‎好，我們走

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‎哪裡冒出來的？

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‎不好意思

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‎請容我自我介紹

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‎（電視製作公司，井上導演）

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‎我正在製作捕捉未知生物的節目

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‎能不能告訴我蛋逃走的詳細經過？

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‎如果真的有這種生物

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‎我一定要抓起來

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‎快逃啊！

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‎會動的蛋逃走了

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‎什麼？

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‎啾

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‎回來

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‎會動的蛋

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