1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,958 ‎NETFLIX 影集 2 00:00:44,916 --> 00:00:46,541 ‎唔想郁呀… 3 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:54,416 ‎咦? 4 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,833 ‎噢 5 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,041 ‎哎呀 6 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:13,166 ‎隨波逐流嘅生活… 7 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:15,750 ‎咦? 8 00:01:16,416 --> 00:01:17,250 ‎吱吱! 9 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:22,041 ‎吱吱! 10 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:28,166 ‎吱吱! 11 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:32,541 ‎我出世喇! 12 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:36,083 ‎咦?係隻受精蛋? 13 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:42,666 ‎嗰度…係咪有人? 14 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:45,208 ‎哎呀… 15 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:47,166 ‎彈吓彈吓 16 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:49,791 ‎媽媽? 17 00:01:51,416 --> 00:01:53,125 ‎彈吓彈吓 18 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:54,250 ‎你係咪我媽媽呀? 19 00:01:57,875 --> 00:01:59,375 ‎媽媽! 20 00:01:59,916 --> 00:02:01,125 ‎我唔係 21 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:05,916 ‎你以為見到嘅第一個人 ‎就係你“媽媽”? 22 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,458 ‎銘記現象真係犀利呀 23 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:09,958 ‎你講得啱 24 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:12,458 ‎我以為你係我媽媽 25 00:02:12,541 --> 00:02:16,125 ‎嗰邊嗰個仲似媽媽 26 00:02:17,416 --> 00:02:18,708 ‎啊! 27 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:21,458 ‎媽媽? 28 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,541 ‎你係我媽媽?媽媽! 29 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:26,583 ‎咩話?真係㗎? 30 00:02:26,666 --> 00:02:29,250 ‎我好似記得 31 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,500 ‎媽媽有好多毛 32 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:38,125 ‎其實我係指住佢隔離嗰個 33 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,291 ‎你係我媽媽?媽媽! 34 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:46,791 ‎銘記現象真係犀利呀 35 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,583 ‎我好似記得 36 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:52,416 ‎嗰個空洞嘅眼神 37 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:54,916 ‎我好掛住佢呀 38 00:02:56,291 --> 00:02:57,291 ‎媽媽 39 00:02:58,375 --> 00:02:59,208 ‎係喇! 40 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:00,541 ‎(威爾遜農場美味鮮蛋) 41 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:01,833 ‎我哋係咪兄弟呀? 42 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,291 ‎我哋喺同一個蛋盒入面 43 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:07,000 ‎一齊去搵媽媽啦 44 00:03:07,625 --> 00:03:09,583 ‎橫掂我哋都出咗世 45 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:12,958 ‎蛋黃哥只係一隻蛋,我從來冇出過世 46 00:03:13,041 --> 00:03:14,458 ‎唔係真嘅! 47 00:03:15,416 --> 00:03:18,625 ‎等陣,你叫做蛋黃哥? 48 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:21,125 ‎我叫雞動哥呀! 49 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:22,791 ‎咦? 50 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:25,166 ‎你唔使自我介紹 51 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:28,750 ‎喂!起身呀! 52 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,375 ‎早… 53 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,166 ‎算嘞 54 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:36,500 ‎喂呀!聽我講呀! 55 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:42,958 ‎喺墨西哥每人每年 ‎平均食372隻蛋,係全世界第一 56 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:46,291 ‎第二係日本嘅338隻蛋 ‎第三係俄羅斯嘅306隻蛋 57 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,875 ‎你應該會畀一大堆資料壓扁 58 00:03:49,958 --> 00:03:50,875 ‎哎呀! 59 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:55,458 ‎啲蛋都畀人食晒 ‎但我哋仲生存緊喎! 60 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:57,958 ‎我哋要去搵媽媽呀! 61 00:03:58,708 --> 00:04:00,625 ‎早唞喇 62 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,208 ‎唔好瞓呀! 63 00:04:05,166 --> 00:04:08,875 ‎我而家覺得越來越攰 64 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:13,625 ‎我先至係覺得攰嗰個 65 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:17,416 ‎喂,諗下吖 66 00:04:18,541 --> 00:04:20,000 ‎我哋一齊去搵媽媽 67 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,583 ‎會係一次大冒險嚟㗎 68 00:04:22,666 --> 00:04:24,000 ‎係咩? 69 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:30,750 ‎嘩!嚇死我喇! 70 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:34,041 ‎你都諗下啦,蛋黃哥! 71 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,083 ‎我哋去搵媽媽最精彩嘅部分! 72 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,041 ‎哦? 73 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,375 ‎我哋會一齊堅持到最後! 74 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:44,083 ‎你同我兩個呀! 75 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:47,166 ‎雞仔肯定大得好快 76 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:51,458 ‎喂,唔好諗得咁遠好冇! 77 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:56,583 ‎我係唔會變樣㗎 ‎我要搵到媽媽喺邊度! 78 00:04:56,666 --> 00:04:58,916 ‎媽媽喺邊度? 79 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:04,291 ‎-啊 ‎-佢喺嗰度呀! 80 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:06,166 ‎媽媽! 81 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,416 ‎炸雞店? 82 00:05:09,416 --> 00:05:10,833 ‎佢冇可能喺嗰度! 83 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,750 ‎你自己去搵啦 84 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:22,291 ‎喂呀!你真係滿意依家咁樣咩? 85 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:24,083 ‎習慣咗就冇事 86 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:25,833 ‎你要勇敢啲破殼而出! 87 00:05:25,916 --> 00:05:27,166 ‎我已經破咗啦 88 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:29,125 ‎你係無膽鬼! 89 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:31,291 ‎我係一隻蛋喎 90 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:32,833 ‎快啲啦! 91 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,500 ‎你冇乜嘢抱負或者夢想咩? 92 00:05:37,166 --> 00:05:39,000 ‎咩話? 93 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:41,125 ‎係咪即係維持現狀呀? 94 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,875 ‎穩穩陣陣 95 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:45,416 ‎未來冇乜希望 96 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,875 ‎如果你留喺度,只會畀人食落肚! 97 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:51,375 ‎係,反正我哋最後都會畀人食 98 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:57,708 ‎我畀人烚、煎,或者生食都冇所謂 99 00:05:58,583 --> 00:05:59,916 ‎咁樣唔好喎 100 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:03,083 ‎我聽日會努力啲 101 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:07,916 ‎我決定咗,我要帶埋你走 102 00:06:08,583 --> 00:06:09,458 ‎咩話? 103 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,083 ‎嘿! 104 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,541 ‎我哋出發去搵媽媽喇! 105 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:23,000 ‎我哋嘅目標 ‎係一個超感動嘅大團圓結局! 106 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,833 ‎咦? 107 00:06:26,291 --> 00:06:29,791 ‎呢件事唔係想像中咁容易㗎 108 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:30,791 ‎點解呀? 109 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,041 ‎梗係喇,我哋係蛋 110 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:37,958 ‎但邊個知道我哋係唔係雞蛋呀? 111 00:06:38,791 --> 00:06:40,625 ‎你喺度講咩呀? 112 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,125 ‎我哋梗係母雞生出嚟! 113 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:45,333 ‎係咪㗎? 114 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:57,083 ‎如果我哋唔係母雞生出嚟 ‎咁我哋係咩呀? 115 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,166 ‎唔知呀 116 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:01,458 ‎歡迎! 117 00:07:01,541 --> 00:07:03,083 ‎有啲嘢嚟緊! 118 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,333 ‎冇問題嘅,我哋一齊去搵媽媽啦 119 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,625 ‎嚟啦!衝呀! 120 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:19,958 ‎彈吓彈吓 121 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,583 ‎邊個整跌咗隻生蛋呀? 122 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:27,541 ‎弊喇!蛋黃哥! 123 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:30,833 ‎去救佢! 124 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:33,208 ‎呢度係咩地方? 125 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:36,208 ‎我唔知呀!我唔知,但係… 126 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:37,666 ‎嗰度咩事呀? 127 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:39,666 ‎吓? 128 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,291 ‎-歡迎光臨! ‎-歡迎光臨! 129 00:07:46,625 --> 00:07:48,333 ‎唔係啩! 130 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:50,875 ‎呢度係咪… 131 00:07:53,958 --> 00:07:54,958 ‎慘啦 132 00:07:57,833 --> 00:08:00,875 ‎如果我哋畀佢哋搵到 ‎一定會畀人食落肚! 133 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,375 ‎咩話? 134 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:52,458 ‎字幕翻譯:李恒聰