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Oh, Isaac, just
who I was looking for.
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I have something for you.
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A gift for me?
Whatever for?
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I just got the advance for your
biography from the publisher
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and I wanted to give you
something to say thank you.
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Ooh, classy move, babe.
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Can I open it since
Isaac can't use his hands?
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I know Jay's
offering to help,
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but it feels like
he's rubbing it in.
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Oh...!
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Nice, babe.
A scented candle.
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Because they can smell.
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Mm.
(sniffs)
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So how much was the advance?
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$20,000.
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My God.
You could buy Delaware.
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Okay, hold on, Sam,
you get $20,000
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and all Isaac gets
is a candle?
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Which cost...?
$12.
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Plus tax.
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Sasappis brings up
an interesting point.
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I am the subject of the book
and your collaborator.
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Shouldn't I be entitled to
half the compensation?
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Isaac thinks we should split
the advance with him.
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(chuckles)
A ghost wants $10,000?
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NIGEL:
I stand with Isaac.
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You can't just
exploit his labor
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and take all the profits
for yourself.
HETTY: Agreed.
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He's not a child
in your iron foundry.
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I mean, none of this
would be happening
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if it weren't for Isaac.
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ISAAC:
Ooh, she's about to surrender.
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Nigel, this must
take you back.
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Okay, fine.
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Isaac, we can
split the advance.
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Huzzah!
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We haven't been on
a vacation in three years
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but now
a ghost has $10,000.
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(chuckling)
I can buy Rhode Island.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Hello, Alberta.
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Okay, I know that
you're mad about the whole
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"my son murdering you
and me not telling you
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about it for
a hundred years,"
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but, but... how long do you
intend to freeze me out?
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Flower, can you please
tell Hetty
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I'm still not talking to her?
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Hetty, Alberta wants me to
tell you that--
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Wait, I just had it.
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Never mind.
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(doorbell chimes)
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Hi.
SAMANTHA: Hi.
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I'm Sam,
can I help you?
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I'm Kelsey Foster.
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Okay, this is gonna sound
kind of weird,
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but my mom was an exotic dancer
back in the '90s.
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I don't know
where this is headed,
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but I like
the way it started.
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Anyway, I only
recently found out
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that she had
a sort of office romance
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with a client named
David Woodstone.
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That was my Uncle David.
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And my boy.
Who dump your body
in lake.
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Just that one time.
KELSEY: Yeah, well,
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I think we're related
because your Uncle David
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knocked up my mom, and then
nine months later... ta-da.
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Oh, my God!
KELSEY:
Little family history,
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"ta-da" is actually
what my mom used to yell
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when she would take her top off onstage.
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And I am now realizing
what exotic dancer means.
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So nice to have that
in the gene pool.
SAMANTHA: This is amazing.
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I can't believe this.
I hardly have any family.
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I know, I'm so excited.
You should totally stay.
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We have some openings
this weekend.
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And it's on the house.
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So, you own this place?
SAMANTHA: Yeah.
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I inherited it
a couple years ago
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from my Great Aunt Sophie,
who was actually David's mom.
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Which would make Sophie
this woman's grandmother.
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KELSEY:
Yeah.
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That's actually why I'm here.
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See, the thing is,
I'm actually more of a Woodstone
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than you are, turns out.
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What are you saying?
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You seem really cool,
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and I don't want this to affect
our relationship, but...
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I think this house,
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technically,
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belongs to me.
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♪ ♪
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PETE:
Hetty and Alberta...
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It's been a week
and the rift between you guys
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is starting to
affect the whole house.
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That's why we've
asked you here today.
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SASAPPIS:
In keeping with the bylaws
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outlined in
the Woodstone Accords,
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we've decided to
convene Ghost Court.
I'm sorry, Ghost Court?
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When two or more ghosts
have a conflict
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that there doesn't seem to
be a resolution for,
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we convene a council
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to agree on an
appropriate punishment
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so we can put
the matter behind us.
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How wonderfully bureaucratic.
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Is this really necessary?
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Oh, it's necessary.
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It's time to pay the piper,
Hetty Woodstone.
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Then it's official.
Ghost Court is in session.
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FLOWER:
Although, it is almost noon.
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Should we figure out what
we're smelling for lunch first?
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Great point, uh...
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We smell lunch and then,
Ghost Court is in session.
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Although, does an afternoon
start feel like
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might get
a little bit sleepy?
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Ah.
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Hit the ground
running tomorrow. Great.
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(sighs)
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The wheels of justice
grind slowly.
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So, what do we do here, Dan?
DAN (over laptop): Well, look,
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if she's telling the truth,
she has a claim.
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Now, that being said,
there's a lot scammers.
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So, I'm gonna send
my DNA guy up there.
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Absolute best in the biz.
Does all of Jeter's stuff.
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Are you allowed to tell us that?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who's the lawyer now, Jay?
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Okay? I love it. I love you.
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He remind me of guy I knew
who sold used longships.
SAMANTHA: Okay.
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Well, that's a relief.
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So, you think it's
probably nothing?
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Well, you know what? Look.
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The only thing that does
give me pause is
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our firm has been representing
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the Woodstone family
for decades.
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And without
getting into details,
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I do know that Davey Woodstone,
let's just say,
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had... an enthusiasm for
exotic dancers.
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Yeah, he did.
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Again, he dump
your body in lake.
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Doesn't mean I can't be
proud of my bro.
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Pizza oven.
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You got to use your money
to buy a pizza oven.
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I've never been
overly fond of pizza.
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Now a quail oven, though,
is that a thing?
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You should donate the money.
Save the narwhals.
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Screw that,
get a new water heater.
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Let's party.
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Okay, thank you
for your suggestions,
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but this is Isaac's money
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and I think
he should spend it
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as he sees fit.
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Thank you, Nigel.
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And the truth is,
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I've already decided what
I'm spending the money on.
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Oh.
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A new daybed!
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A new daybed?
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I saw it in a catalog
for this emporium called
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the Pottery Barn,
and I must have it.
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And this daybed would
presumably sleep just one?
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Like your current daybed?
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I mean, I guess so.
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Mm. Well, that's
just lovely!
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Okay, does anyone know
what that was about?
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SASAPPIS:
Isaac, don't you see?
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This daybed
is not just a daybed.
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It's a sign that you don't
want to get more serious.
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I recently had
a girlfriend for a week,
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so I know what
I'm talking about.
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I mean, I did just
ask Nigel to move in.
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Yeah, to the mansion,
but not into your room.
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And now by getting this
new bed that only sleeps one,
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you're showing you're nowhere
near making a real commitment.
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Which, honestly,
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I respect as a "hit it
and quit it" kind of girl.
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Oh, dear.
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This money,
it's complicating everything.
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(sighs) I'd be better just
washing my hands of it.
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SASAPPIS:
Ironic.
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If you'd washed your hands
250 years ago,
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you wouldn't have
pooped yourself to death.
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Thank you, Sass.
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DAN:
Okay, so,
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inside this
manila envelope
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are the results
to Kelsey's DNA test.
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What is DNA?
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Stand for
deoxyribonucleic acid.
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They explain on
O.J. Simpson episode of
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How 'Bout Those Nineties.
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KELSEY:
I just want to say,
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no matter what happens, Sam,
we'll always be family.
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Thank you, Kelsey.
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But if this does
go my way,
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is the furniture included?
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This was all here, right?
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Absolutely.
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Dude, whose lawyer are you?
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Well, technically I represent
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the Woodstone Estate.
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So I guess... Hey-oh!
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We're about to find out.
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God, it's like
an episode of Maury.
Who?
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TV show host also from '90s
who reveal baby daddies
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and send problematic teens
to boot camp.
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Oh, my.
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What? What is it?
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Wow.
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Oh, I mean, this is
frustrating for y'all,
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but as an entertainer,
I respect his showmanship.
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And the owner of
the mansion is...
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♪ ♪
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(quietly):
Ooh, this guy's good.
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She's in this room.
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Dan!
It's Kelsey, I'm sorry.
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It's Kelsey, it's Kelsey.
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(squeals)
(laughs)
Congratulations.
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I can't believe this.
I finally get a cousin,
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and one day later,
she's taking the house from us?
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What about us?
We're going to lose you.
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Just when we finally
got a Living
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who can serve us...
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See us. See us.
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Thor and I have a plan.
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You push Kelsey
down the stairs.
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Either she dies
and your problem is solved,
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or she can see ghosts,
and then our problem is solved.
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THORFINN:
Though we will miss you.
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Even though we now have
Kelsey to help us.
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Okay, interesting development.
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Dan says Kelsey is
willing to pay us
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a settlement to avoid
dragging things out in court.
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Way less than what
the house is worth,
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but at least we'd get something.
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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JAY:
Yeah, it's like the weirdest
butterfly effect ever.
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Some '90s douche finance bro
falls in love with a dancer
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at Scores and now
we're out of a house.
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Wait, what did he say?
Get over it, Trevor,
you were all douches.
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No. No, no, no.
Scores?
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Woodstone wouldn't
have been at Scores.
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He got banned from there
when he tried to get
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autographs from Gary Dell'Abate
and Jeff the Drunk.
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Jeff the Drunk?
JAY:
From the Wack Pack?
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We got a Howard Stern fan
in the house?
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Okay, so the ban
happened in like...
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Baba Booey.
SAMANTHA:
Jay, please,
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I'm getting important
information here.
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Trevor's saying that
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David Woodstone was
banned from Scores.
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So, what are we saying here?
250
00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,744
That David Woodstone
isn't actually the father?
251
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,479
But how would
we prove that?
252
00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:35,783
Short of asking the ghost
of David Woodstone himself--
253
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,918
Oh, right.
That's what we should do.
254
00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,152
I wonder where he died.
255
00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,654
HETTY:
Do we think perhaps Kelsey
256
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might spring for the upgraded
cable television package?
257
00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,157
I'm sorry,
258
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but we must emotionally
gird ourselves
259
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for a Sam-free future.
JAY: Okay.
260
00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,129
According to his obituary,
261
00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,931
he died in Upstate New York
262
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at a gentlemen's club.
263
00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,769
Ooh, gentlemen's club.
That sounds classy.
264
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,606
THORFINN:
Just hope he didn't get
sucked off.
265
00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,874
(dance music playing)
266
00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,475
Ugh. Of course this
is where he died.
267
00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:03,877
This place is so depressing.
268
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,179
JAY:
I've seen more depressing.
269
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,416
On TV. I've never been
to a strip club. (shudders)
270
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:12,419
Check it out, Schmitty,
new talent.
271
00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:13,787
Excuse me?
272
00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,790
W-Wait...
Are you a ghost?
273
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,627
No. Are you
David Woodstone?
274
00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:20,761
Uh-huh.
275
00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,996
I'm your descendent.
We're related.
276
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:26,166
You mean, he's
actually here?
It would appear so.
277
00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,101
Wow, we're so lucky
he didn't go up to heaven.
278
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,971
This isn't heaven?
279
00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,041
ALBERTA:
In summation,
280
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:37,544
for a hundred years, Hetty's
been pretending to be my friend.
281
00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:40,047
Withholding the truth
about how I died.
282
00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,849
This was a century
283
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,583
of betrayal.
284
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,885
And I hope this court
remembers that
285
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,519
when it comes
time to sentence her.
286
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,089
Hetty, do you deny
these charges?
287
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,091
I do not.
288
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,393
But I ask that the court
289
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,562
consider the following.
290
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:59,499
The Hetty of a hundred
years ago stayed silent
291
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,068
for many reasons.
292
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:04,404
But the Hetty that stands
before you today did not.
293
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,007
Thanks to women
like Alberta and Flower
294
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,342
and Samantha
and a washing machine,
295
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,679
I have changed. Aw.
296
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,847
In my time, women
were competition.
297
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,716
But I now know
that they are friends.
298
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:16,984
And I couldn't sit back
299
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,752
and let my friend
Alberta believe
300
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,721
her sister had killed her,
no matter the cost to me.
301
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,956
And I know that may not
change the way you feel...
302
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,326
...but I am deeply
sorry, Alberta.
303
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,195
PETE:
Wow.
304
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,698
Not sure how the washing machine
got mixed up in all that,
305
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,065
but still I was moved.
306
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,234
The washing machine
gave her an orgasm.
307
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,203
Oh, cheese and crackers.
308
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,838
Now, Alberta, you have a choice.
309
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,207
You can accept
Hetty's apology,
310
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,474
put this matter behind us,
311
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,043
house harmony restored.
312
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,845
Or we can move
to the punishment phase.
313
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,980
Punishment phase.
FLOWER:
Are you sure?
314
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,682
You can take some time
to think about it.
315
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,284
Punishment phase.
Your girl wants blood.
(gasps)
316
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,922
ISAAC: I'm just vexed
by this Nigel situation.
317
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,157
Moving in together
as a ghost is different
318
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,926
than moving in
together as a Living.
319
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,694
The stakes are
much higher.
320
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,429
I mean, what if
things go south?
321
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,498
I will be heartbroken
for eternity.
322
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:09,069
Taking chance at love
always carry risk.
323
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,504
Like when I catch
Danish man with cousin.
324
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,174
We disembowel the Dane
and force him to march
325
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,409
until entrails wrap around tree.
326
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,179
Okay.
THORFINN:
For him,
327
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,680
risk not work out.
328
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,316
But sometimes risk do work out.
329
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,684
Like with Thor and Flower.
330
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,219
TREVOR:
Isaac,
331
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,821
relationships are
like sharks.
332
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,690
Either they move forward
or they die.
333
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,492
That's from
a Woody Allen movie.
334
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,494
And that guy knows relationships.
335
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,563
Did you ever move in
with anyone?
336
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:39,733
Almost. Once.
337
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,368
She wanted to
get engaged first.
338
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,036
She wanted that commitment.
339
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,672
I was only in my 30s,
had my whole life ahead of me.
340
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,341
I thought.
(laughing)
341
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,912
Very funny, because actually
die soon after.
342
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,850
You two have been very helpful.
343
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,352
(dance music playing)
344
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,822
Hmm. Strip club sushi.
345
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,591
It shouldn't look good.
But it does.
346
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,293
That's what
I thought, man.
347
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,195
Before it killed me.
348
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,729
So, this chick just
shows up out of the blue
349
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,032
and says
she's my daughter?
Pretty much.
350
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,600
But there's something
off about her story.
351
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,701
How old is she?
352
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,369
She was born in '97.
353
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,405
No, she can't be mine.
354
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,073
I've been
shooting blanks since '93.
355
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,076
Oh, okay.
What happened in '93?
356
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,578
I dipped my balls into
a scalding hot coffee pot.
357
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,980
(chuckling)
358
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,216
Why?
359
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,884
Uh, my boy Ari said
that I wouldn't, so...
360
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,221
Freaking love that guy.
Okay, this is huge.
361
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,857
So she definitely
can't be your kid.
362
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,658
No.
SCHMITTY: Uh, excuse me.
363
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,560
You might want to
tell your husband
364
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,462
that sushi was on top of
a stripper last night
365
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,763
at a bachelor party.
366
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,966
Babe, they got
all-you-can-eat sushi.
367
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,635
It's better than you'd think.
368
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,808
ISAAC:
Matters are on my mind,
369
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,010
and we must speak.
Let me get right to it.
370
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,678
Nigel, it seems apparent
371
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,948
that you wish for us
to move in together.
372
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:04,384
You read my storm-out
correctly, Captain Higgintoot.
373
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,752
I don't know
how else to say this,
374
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,454
but I fear that
our relationship is not
375
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,889
at the stage in which
I would feel
376
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,690
comfortable cohabitating.
377
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,426
I see.
378
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:17,530
So let's take our
relationship to that stage.
379
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,566
I'm sorry?
380
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,803
(gasps)
Now it is I who gasp.
381
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,172
Nigel...
382
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,773
Yes, Isaac?
383
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,442
Will you make me
384
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:33,480
the happiest ghost
on the entire property?
385
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,714
No.
386
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,249
I will make you
the second happiest.
387
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:39,786
Get up so I can look
my fiancé in the eye.
388
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,654
Oh, my only regret is
that I lack the ability
389
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,991
to physically place
a ring on this finger.
390
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:47,794
You've already embedded a shiny
metal object deep in my heart.
391
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,563
You're referring to the bullet
I killed you with.
392
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,265
NIGEL:
Or, as Samantha would say,
393
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,366
our meet cute.
394
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:57,237
So, we can move in
together now?
395
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,638
My fiancé?
396
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,473
Absolutely.
397
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,609
Oh, and I'll ask Samantha
if we can just use
398
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,411
one of the extra
guest rooms.
399
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,313
If she says no, I'll tell her
she's being homophobic.
400
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,714
It gets stuff done.
401
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,983
And perhaps we can use
that money of yours
402
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,952
to buy a king-sized bed.
403
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,353
That might be nice.
404
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,521
Yeah, nothing better
than a king.
405
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,589
Oh, I see what
you did there.
406
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,725
It's hard to beat me
in a battle of wits.
(chuckling)
407
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,561
Well, a battle of armies
on the other hand...
408
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,463
(chuckles)
We will have fun.
409
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,665
PETE:
We've reached a verdict.
410
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,068
Henrietta Woodstone,
for your crimes,
411
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,104
you are hereby sentenced
to banishment in the woods
412
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,805
for a period of one year.
413
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,641
A year?
414
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,510
Thor only got three days
for chopping Peter in half.
415
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,546
Ended up staying entire week.
416
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:43,116
Bonded with family of beetles
that taught me life lessons.
417
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,019
Wow. A year.
Y'all don't mess around.
418
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,988
It is quite harsh.
419
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,391
But I accept my fate.
420
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,394
And do not worry about me.
421
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,363
When the weather turns
I shall take shelter
422
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,999
in the old outhouse
we reserved for the help
423
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,500
and foreign-born guests.
424
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,534
TREVOR:
Hey, guys.
425
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,970
Did you hear the big news?
426
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,771
Isaac and Nigel
are engaged.
427
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,139
(excited laughter)
428
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,640
What?
Yes.
429
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,342
They're moving in together,
the whole megillah.
430
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,178
That's incredible.
We should all celebrate
431
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,779
after Thor dumps Hetty
in the woods.
432
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:13,880
Wait, what?
433
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,183
She's been convicted
by the Ghost Court.
434
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,417
Thor, take her away.
435
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,986
Can't it just wait
a moment?
436
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,588
I would like to take part
in the celebrations.
437
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,024
You celebrate with
beetle friends now.
438
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,858
(laughing)
(Hetty gasps)
439
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,727
Wait.
440
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,729
Uh...
441
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,531
So, like...
442
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,202
can I still meet up
with Hetty for our daily walks?
443
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,536
Yeah, that's not really
444
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,338
how the whole
banishment thing works.
445
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,739
What about conjugal visits?
446
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,574
♪ ♪
447
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,544
Not in this situation, obviously.
448
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,912
But if I ever get banished
449
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,015
and there's a Swedish
bikini team ghost
450
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,150
that I'm schtupping?
451
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,651
There is no
outside contact allowed.
452
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:55,422
So like, I can't even
watch TV with her sometimes?
453
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,724
Who am I gonna make
my naughty Momoa comments to?
454
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,293
I'm around and ready to
objectify that man.
455
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,594
It's not the same.
456
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,763
You said you wanted her
punished, Alberta.
457
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:04,897
I think.
458
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,466
Sometimes I hear things.
ALBERTA: Yeah.
459
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,868
But I don't want to go
a whole year without...
460
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,003
my friend.
461
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,040
Well, you could forgive her.
462
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,875
That would allow the court
to vacate her sentence.
463
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:20,080
Okay, I might be able to
forgive you, Hetty.
464
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,715
But I want something if you're
going to stay in this house.
465
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,850
Anything.
466
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,919
Well, if Isaac's moving in
with Nigel,
467
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,122
then you've got that big
room all to yourself.
468
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,225
So how about I get your room,
and you move in with Flower?
469
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,593
(gasps)
New roomie?
470
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,829
I'm gonna braid your hair
while you're sleeping.
471
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,098
(Alberta laughs)
472
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,299
Well, what's it
gonna be, Hetty?
473
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,867
Flower or the woods?
474
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,870
If I could just see if
the outhouse still has a roof.
475
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,205
Seriously?
HETTY:
Fine.
476
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,341
Fine.
Thank you, Alberta.
477
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,743
I truly am sorry.
478
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,179
I know.
479
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,581
And it's a good thing you've
embraced female friendships
480
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,217
'cause you're going to get
a lot of practice with Flower.
481
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,518
Oh, oh, oh...
482
00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,986
Do you want to be
the engine or the caboose
483
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,221
in the massage train?
484
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,689
It just doesn't even
make any sense.
485
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,324
There's only
the two of us.
486
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,793
Not every conversation
has to make sense.
487
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,861
We're gonna have
so much fun!
488
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,663
Yay!
489
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,066
Ooh, God.
(sniffles)
490
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,535
TREVOR:
So he was shooting blanks?
491
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,869
That makes so much sense!
492
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,405
That's why he was always
raw-dogging it.
493
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:22,075
A life without consequences.
494
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,543
What a gift.
495
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,779
So, how he die
in strip club?
496
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,282
I like to say I died
in a motorboating accident.
497
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:33,353
I had an aneurism with my head
pressed between two boobs.
498
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,755
I didn't ask.
(door opens)
499
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,425
So, you wanted to talk
about my offer?
500
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,260
Yeah, uh, we did.
501
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,463
We just thought before
we make our final decision,
502
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,332
we want to do
another DNA test,
503
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,433
just to be sure.
504
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,735
Okay, why?
505
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,337
Because we've recently
uncovered evidence
506
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,072
that suggests
David Woodstone was sterile.
507
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,807
SAMANTHA:
We're not accusing you
of anything.
508
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,443
We just want you to
take another test
509
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,010
from a different company.
510
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,314
(singsongy):
Dan, what should I do?
511
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,749
Why is she asking him?
512
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,617
Why is she asking you?
513
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,819
I have no idea.
(quietly): Dan, you said
this would work.
514
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,122
Okay, clearly,
this woman is having
515
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,224
some sort of
a mental breakdown.
No, I'm not.
516
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,659
He said he'd give
me $10,000
517
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,461
if I pretended to be
your cousin.
SAMANTHA: What?!
518
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:15,828
Dan, you were in
on this?
519
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,130
No!
Yes!
520
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,498
Normally, I would stand up
and confront you,
521
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,433
but I ate strip club
sushi, and...
522
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,569
my stomach's not feeling
so good right now.
523
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,172
So, why don't you tell us
what's going on?
524
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,240
Okay, you know what?
Fine.
525
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,209
Recently,
I was contacted
526
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,478
by a major hotel chain with
an offer to buy your home
527
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,580
for way over market value.
528
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,782
Simultaneously,
the New York Knicks
529
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,050
have been blowing some very
large second half leads.
530
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,553
Yeah, they're resting their
starters, it's driving me nuts.
531
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,256
But that is not what we're
talking about right now.
532
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,192
So, you were trying to trick us
into selling you our house
533
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,460
for basically nothing
so you could turn it around
534
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,828
and sell it at a huge profit,
535
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,997
all to pay off
some gambling debts?
536
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,165
Well summarized, babe.
537
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,167
That's all water under
the bridge, okay?
538
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,502
What is important is,
539
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,037
there is a very substantial
offer on the table
540
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,273
for your house
from the Four Seasons.
541
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,841
Now, look.
542
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,010
There is no one better
to help you navigate
543
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,145
that tricky sale
than your man Dan.
544
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,348
No!
JAY:
Get out of our house!
545
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,549
Both of youse.
546
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,783
When you say,
"Get out of our house,"
547
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,385
do you mean after
my free weekend stay?
548
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,153
Just go!
549
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,490
I'd walk you to the door,
but I am afraid to stand up.
550
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,764
JAY:
Thank you for coming with me
551
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,033
to get Pepto Bismol.
SAMANTHA: You're welcome.
552
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,769
I can't believe
we almost lost the house.
But we didn't, babe.
553
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,938
Your dead uncle dipped
his balls in a pot of coffee
554
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,807
and everything
turned out fine.
Yeah, that's true.
555
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,676
It was scary though. Yeah.
556
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,245
And just to be clear,
557
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,979
we're not gonna take the offer
from the Four Seasons?
558
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,382
Come on, we could
never leave the ghosts. Yeah.
559
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,352
I love those stupid
invisible bastards.
560
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,287
Think about how much
our lives have changed
561
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,888
in these past two years.
562
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,925
Each one of the ghosts has come
to mean so much to me.
563
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,727
I never had a lot of family.
564
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,763
But the truth is,
565
00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:00,099
these days we're
surrounded by family.
566
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,534
And yes, they can be frustrating
567
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,036
and demanding and childish.
568
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,405
♪ ♪
569
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,039
But I've also seen them grow.
570
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:10,277
Seen them be loving and giving
571
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,245
and sweet.
572
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,514
And the thing is,
573
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,549
for as much as we help them,
574
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,951
they've made our lives
so much richer.
575
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:23,155
Not in the financial
sense, but sure.
576
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,392
I just can't imagine
not having them around.
577
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,594
Yeah, I feel
the same way.
578
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,595
I mean...
579
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,663
SAMANTHA:
Oh, my God.
580
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:31,831
What?
581
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,502
I think one of the ghosts
just got sucked off.
582
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,169
What? Who?
583
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,238
I have no idea.
584
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:42,309
I hope it's Trevor.
585
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,484
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587
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,824
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