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PETE:
Hey, Sam, I'm ready!
Let's do this!
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Sam got another
electronic family newsletter
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from my daughter Laura.
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And if you'll recall, the last
one ended on a cliffhanger,
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as my grandson Little Pete
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was being fitted for a retainer.
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Oh, speaking of dentistry,
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a lot of people think
George Washington's teeth
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were wooden, but it was
actually just his personality.
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(laughs)
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He was boring but tall.
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Jay, why don't
you read
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the latest Martino
family newsletter
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out loud so
that you can
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feel like a
part of things?
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That truly could not be
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presented in a sadder manner.
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What happened with Little Pete?
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Did he get
the Spider-Man retainer?
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SAMANTHA:
Well, you can
tell us,
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because you're a part
of this conversation.
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I mean, it's just...
It's so patronizing.
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In many ways,
Jay live very sad existence.
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We can't go out
to the mailbox, Thor.
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Not saying we have
it great, either.
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"Dear Martino friends
and family,
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"as winter draws to a close
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and spring flowers
begin to bloom..."
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Man, Laura always had
a way with words.
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"...we set out in our
trusty Forester
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to meet with Dr. Goldfarb."
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This is hell.
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(thunder crashes)
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(screaming)
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I'm back.
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Oh, my God!
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I know, right?
The Spider-Man retainer.
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He got one.
Is everyone freaking out?
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(shouting)
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No!
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Uh-huh.
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Ah,
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I feel so included.
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Thanks, Sam.
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♪ ♪
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No, this is not possible.
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Elias, you went to Hell.
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How are you back?
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I'm on a 48-hour furlough,
my dear.
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A reward for good behavior.
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Ooh, Little Pete's T-ball team
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had a barnburner this weekend.
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Another tie,
if you can believe it.
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Jay, you can
stop reading now.
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All right. Why?
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Not sure how else
to say this,
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but a portal from Hell
just opened up in the floor
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and Hetty's robber
baron husband
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Elias just
popped out of it.
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Okay. That sounds bad.
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ELIAS: Don't worry,
I'm not going to
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walk through
any of your clientele
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and make them horny this time.
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Is pretty cool
ghost power.
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In fact, you are looking
at a changed man.
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A year in the
underworld has taught me
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the error of my ways,
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and now I am benevolent.
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(scoffs)
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He says he's changed,
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and he's not gonna
run us out of business.
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Oh. Cool.
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Well, I guess I'll
get lunch ready, then.
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I'll need you all
to reintroduce yourselves.
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Last time, I wasn't listening,
because I didn't care.
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But...
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that was the old Elias.
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The new Elias sees you all
as equals.
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Even the women.
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Oh. Well, that is some growth.
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Ooh, what's Jay
making for lunch?
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It's a port
wine reduction,
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and it's coming
along nicely.
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Uh, bro, that's a demi-glace.
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It was a demi-glace,
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but then he added
port wine, bro.
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Keep up.
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(exclaiming)
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Ooh, whoa.
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FLOWER:
Ow.
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He walked
through Flower.
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Whoa, how'd that rainbow
get in here?
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Okay, so Jay is tripping balls.
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Oh, no, but he
still has to
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make lunch
for the guest.
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Oh, yeah.
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We should probably tell Sam.
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Or we watch this play out.
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Just another way to go.
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Look at this magical
little forest.
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Like tiny trees.
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Yeah, we should
probably stay.
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And, of course, allow me
to apologize to you, Samantha,
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for walking through everyone
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at the wedding
you were hosting,
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causing sexual chaos,
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threatening your business
and your marriage.
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Thank you, Elias,
I appreciate that.
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HETTY:
Oh, please.
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I don't buy this act
for one second.
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You're not sorry for any of it.
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What you have
to understand about Hell
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is that
the rumors are true.
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It is very horrible.
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And between
all that
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lashing and gnashing,
a man gets to thinking.
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THORFINN:
Is true.
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Torture can change a man's mind.
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Or cause him to blurt out
a false confession.
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Either way...
(chuckles) ...very fun.
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ELIAS:
But the forgiveness
I truly seek
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is Hetty's, for it is she
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I have wronged most grievously.
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HETTY:
Okay, you walking
social disease.
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If I forgive you, will you
at least stop talking to me
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for the remainder of your visit?
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Absolutely.
In fact, you wouldn't
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have to say the words.
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You could simply
affix your signature
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to this document
stating said forgiveness.
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What is this?
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Oh, you know Hell.
Lots of, uh, paperwork.
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Hold on a second.
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This is a contract.
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If executed by the undersigned,
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it would
release Elias from
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the permanent bonds
of the underworld,
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and return him
to the location of his death.
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(gasps)
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THORFINN:
Thor understand,
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but maybe someone
explain to Pete.
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ALBERTA:
It sounds like if Hetty
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forgives Elias,
he'll get out of Hell,
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but we'll be stuck
with him for eternity
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here at the mansion.
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I knew you were up to something.
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All right, yes,
I want to get out of Hell.
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But that doesn't mean
I wasn't being genuine.
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Please, Hetty,
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you have to forgive me.
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And spend the rest of
my afterlife with you?
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No, thank you.
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Hetty, please. I've changed.
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You have to
believe me.
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He sound like Danish man
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whose intestines
we slowly pull out.
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(laughs) Good times.
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Oh, my God.
What happened in here?
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I don't know.
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I-I was making lunch,
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and then I kind of blacked out.
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Jay got Flowered
big time.
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Yeah, he was talking
to cilantro.
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Honey, you walked
through Flower.
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Oh, my God, did I serve food?
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Oh, he served food.
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He also wrote a rock opera
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and finished
an adult coloring book.
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Um, hi.
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I'd like
to talk about
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that meal you just served me.
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Oh, my God. (exhales)
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It was incredible.
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Really?
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It was?
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Have you ever heard
of the Menu Hunter?
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She's a chef that has
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a cooking show
on TV.
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Yeah, we've heard of
the Menu Hunter. She's amazing.
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We watch her
show every week.
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I made the Nantucket
shrimp salad.
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Did you, though?
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Yeah, you should really leave
the cooking to Jay, Sam.
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Well, she's my good friend,
and she's always looking
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for new places
to feature on the show.
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Anyway, I told her
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about the chicken you made.
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Chicken, 'cause I made chicken.
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And she wants to come up
later today to try it.
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Seriously? Thank you.
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What was that in
that sauce? Paprika?
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Maybe. Chef never tells.
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(laughing)
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This is huge.
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I know, but I don't
remember what I made.
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Well, good thing we have
three eyewitnesses right here.
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How did he make
the chicken, guys?
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We don't know.
It's hard.
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There was
a lot going on.
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Yeah, he was riffing.
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He was scootin' and scattin',
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and it was
beautiful to watch.
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He took a nap
at one point.
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I don't know if
that was important.
FLOWER: Yeah.
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The ghosts aren't
gonna be much help.
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(gasps)
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There was chicken.
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Thanks, Flower.
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ALBERTA:
So, what's it like down there?
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Well, it's pretty much
what you would think.
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It's hot,
the Devil's mean, and...
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Are you familiar with
that rock band Chumbawamba?
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Mm-mm, no. No. No.
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They play it on a loop,
and it does not grow on you.
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Hey, Pete, we got another
Martino family newsletter.
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Oh, wow.
Two in one day.
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Oh, I hope he didn't
accidentally
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throw that retainer away.
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Oh, my God.
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What is it?
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Little Pete was
in an accident.
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He's in critical condition.
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What happened?
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It just says
he's in the hospital,
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and they want our prayers.
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I'm so sorry, Peter.
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I can't believe this.
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I wish there was
something I could do.
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(clears throat)
I hesitate to say this,
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but there is
a service Hell provides
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for situations like this.
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What?
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Little Pete could be saved,
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but it would cost you your soul.
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I'm in.
ISAAC:
Whoa, hold on.
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Wait, what does that mean?
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Well, it's the classic
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"sell your soul to
the Devil" situation.
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When I go back,
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Pete would come with me,
long story short,
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Little Pete would be fine,
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but you would suffer
eternal damnation.
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Whatever it is,
I-I don't care.
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Let's just do it.
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Simple handshake will do.
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Uh, Pete, wait.
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No!
No!
No!
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(thunder crashing)
(gasps)
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So, that's it?
Little Pete's okay, right?
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He's fine.
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(sighs)
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He was always
fine. (laughs)
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What does that mean?
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It means I tricked Pete
into selling me his soul.
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There was no
accident, dimwit.
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That email
was fabricated
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by the boys in
the home office.
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You can send emails?
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Yes, Hell is mostly emails
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and Zooms
that should have been emails.
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Oh, Pete, this can't be.
You're going to Hell.
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Yeah, it's not great.
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Although, you do
like bad boys, right?
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00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,069
I still think we should
just be friends.
265
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,904
Oof. Couldn't even
give him that.
266
00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,540
She is nothing
if not consistent.
267
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,808
Elias, you let poor Peter
268
00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,677
out of this deal at once.
Look at him.
269
00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,511
He will not survive
a minute down there.
270
00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:34,748
Well, I suppose there
is one way, Hetty.
271
00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,216
Sign my forgiveness contract,
272
00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,852
and I will release
Pete's soul from damnation.
273
00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:39,953
Oh...
274
00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,221
Oh, phew, so
there is a way out.
275
00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,223
So, you'll just sign it,
right, Hetty?
276
00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,257
Uh...
277
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,759
Hetty?
Hmm...
278
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,394
Hetty!
Well...
279
00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,563
Why is she not making
eye contact with me?
280
00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,238
Hetty, you're not
seriously considering
281
00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,439
sending Pete to Hell
282
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,609
just to avoid
forgiving Elias?
283
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,376
I mean, yes, it would be
nice to not have to
284
00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,578
hear another camping story,
285
00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,379
but this is
a little extreme.
286
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,681
If I forgive Elias,
287
00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,583
I'll be stuck
with him for eternity.
288
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,551
That would be like
sending myself to Hell.
289
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,354
Right, but the hell
I'm going to is actual Hell,
290
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,156
where the streets
are paved with fire
291
00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,390
and the chairs are made of bees.
292
00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,792
That's not accurate.
293
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,560
Well, you should've
thought of that before
294
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,529
you traded your soul
to save some snot-nosed urchin.
295
00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,665
Eh, she was never much
of a little kid person.
296
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:25,766
Well, that's nonsense,
297
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,100
I employed hundreds of them.
298
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,102
Look, I don't want
Elias here, either.
299
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,771
I mean, we're trying
to run a family business.
300
00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,472
We don't need
horny families.
301
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,874
But this is Pete
302
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,242
we're talking about.
303
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,810
Please, Hetty, I'm scared.
304
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,445
ELIAS:
You should be.
305
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,579
You are not going to
do well down there.
306
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,782
Your soul's pure
like a baby's.
307
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,784
In fact, if I do end up
having to go back,
308
00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,418
I'll be hailed
like a trophy hunter
309
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,120
for bringing
you with me.
310
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,421
Thanks,
there's a compliment
311
00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,657
in there somewhere.
312
00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,424
What do you say,
Henrietta?
313
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,826
Can you find it
314
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,527
in your heart
to forgive me?
315
00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:59,032
Hetty, I get not wanting
this creep around,
316
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:02,269
but you cannot
let Pete go down on us.
317
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,937
No one wants to see that.
318
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,708
Okay, fine, I'll sign
your stupid contract.
319
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,276
(sighs)
320
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,711
SAMANTHA:
How's it going in here?
321
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,312
Dude is struggling.
322
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,346
I'm struggling, babe.
323
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,347
I can't remember what I made,
324
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,482
and the Menu Hunter
325
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,717
gets here in
two hours.
326
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,051
I'm toast.
Wait a minute. Toast.
327
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,787
Do the ghosts remember
me using toast?
328
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,254
No.
Hard no.
No. No toast.
329
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,455
They are indicating
that you did not.
330
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,490
(groans)
331
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,358
(gasps) I got an idea.
332
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,860
Back when I was at Penn,
333
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,428
we used to get pills
from these nerds
334
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,097
with ADD in order
to study for the midterms.
335
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,532
But what we
learned was,
336
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,167
you want to be in
the same mindset for test day
337
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,869
that you were for studying.
338
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,738
SASAPPIS:
So you took these pills
for the test as well?
339
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:38,939
Exactly.
340
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,540
And then when
we were celebrating.
341
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,309
And then a little more
when we hit the club.
342
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,744
The point is,
343
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,979
get yourself
some ADD meds.
344
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,716
They're great. The other,
more relevant point is,
345
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,918
Jay probably needs
another hit of Flower.
346
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,385
I don't think
that's a good idea.
347
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,321
What's not a good idea?
348
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,889
That you take more Flower
349
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,457
so that you can be in
the same headspace as you were
350
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,226
when you originally
came up with the recipe.
351
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,494
That's a great idea, Sam.
352
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,130
Look, I'm
desperate here.
353
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,464
Sam, it sounds like
354
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,833
getting Jay's recipe
on The Menu Hunter
355
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,000
could be a good thing
for your business.
356
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,535
FLOWER: And in
my experience,
357
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,838
more drugs usually
are the answer.
358
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,473
I don't know, Flower.
Doesn't it hurt you?
359
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,809
Yeah, but Jay needs a muse,
360
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,477
and I'm willing to be that.
361
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,179
I did it for David Crosby,
362
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,381
and his back hair looked like
he was wearing a sweater vest.
363
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:22,916
She's on board.
364
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,184
Yes.
365
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,452
Just be safe, Jay.
366
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,487
And you guys,
keep an eye on him.
367
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,723
FLOWER:
Oh, Sam.
368
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,058
Tell Jay to drink
some orange juice.
369
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,525
The vitamin C will
enhance the effects
370
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,094
when I walk through
your husband.
371
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,596
I can't just have
one normal day.
372
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,899
Just sign here...
(sighs)
373
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,168
...and the forgiveness contract
374
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,635
is executed.
375
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,504
For the record,
I don't actually forgive you,
376
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,206
but I will sign your dumb form.
377
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,640
PETE:
Hetty, I just
want to say
378
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:48,942
thank you. I know
it took you a minute,
379
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,610
and that's okay,
but we got there in the end.
380
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,579
I want your TV time
for the rest of the year.
381
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,281
Hetty.
I have something
of value, Isaac.
382
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,548
I'm not simply giving it away
383
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,250
like some Irish tramp
in a tavern.
384
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,452
Well, if she's gonna do it,
she's gonna do it her way.
385
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,521
Okay, fine. Sure.
Thank you, Hetty.
386
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,256
Just sign on
the dotted line.
387
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,192
Thor.
388
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,996
Well, that's weird.
389
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,530
ELIAS: What's
the matter?
390
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,032
Did your female brain
forget how to write?
391
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,634
No, much like
your own proverbial pen,
392
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,336
this one doesn't work.
393
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,670
That's impossible.
394
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,807
Look.
395
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,442
Works for me.
396
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,611
Well, I don't know
what to tell you.
397
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,379
Let me see
that again.
398
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,948
Oh, dear,
that's right.
399
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,749
It says right here,
"said forgiveness
400
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,352
must be offered
in all sincerity."
401
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,753
Emphasis mine.
402
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,122
PETE:
Well, wait, what
does that mean?
403
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,589
I think it means
Hetty has to actually
404
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,191
forgive Elias and mean it.
405
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,028
(sighs) Okay, fine.
406
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,864
Elias Woodstone,
I sincerely forgive you.
407
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,168
I forgive you.
408
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,536
It's still not working.
409
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,438
Forgive him, Hetty.
410
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,006
Forgive him!
411
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,341
I'm trying, Peter.
412
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,843
This not good.
413
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,378
I can't go to Hell.
Elias said my soul's too pretty.
414
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,513
Everyone just
calm down.
415
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,249
There's a
simple solution.
416
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,551
Elias must do
whatever it takes
417
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,888
to earn Hetty's
actual forgiveness.
418
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,492
That's gonna be
a very tall order.
419
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,794
Oh, jiminy.
420
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,835
JAY:
Okay, Flower, hit me.
421
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,736
Hello? Flower?
422
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,573
Oh... (grunts)
423
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,211
(sighs)
424
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,614
(slowly):
Hello, Flower.
425
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,151
ELIAS: Okay, let's see,
what else am I sorry for?
426
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,054
Oh, I lost your family china
in a poker game,
427
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,422
then blamed it on the valet.
428
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,191
That's where that went?
429
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,725
Gerald went to prison.
430
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,360
And I'm
truly sorry.
431
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,362
Okay, not trying to
influence anything here,
432
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,864
but I'm buying that one.
That felt good.
433
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,533
Okay, I suppose that's
not an unforgivable act.
434
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,236
Oh, once, I partook
in all of your cocaine
435
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,737
and replaced it
with wig powder.
436
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,072
You're a monster!
437
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,240
What's going on?
438
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,109
Hetty tried to
sign contract,
439
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,343
but pen not
work because
440
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,278
she not
truly forgive.
441
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,679
Yes, according
to the terms,
442
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,949
her absolution
must be sincere.
443
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,483
Emphasis mine.
444
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,019
Okay, Thor, looks like
I might be going down there.
445
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,887
(chuckles) Sounds like
there are some rough types.
446
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,688
Any self-defense tips?
447
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,657
Eye gouge and
genital punch.
448
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,859
Those your new
best friends, Pete.
449
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,028
Cool.
450
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,095
I know it's hard,
but you've got to
451
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,363
find some way
to forgive him.
452
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,598
Pete's entire afterlife
is riding on this.
453
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,969
I-It's not that I can't
forgive Elias's heinous actions,
454
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:32,005
it's that releasing him from
Hell would make him happy.
455
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,007
And I don't want him
to be happy.
456
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,208
He doesn't deserve
to be happy.
457
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,743
But you do.
458
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,045
Look, I've been with
459
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,612
my fair share of no-good men,
460
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,814
and something I wish
I figured out when I was alive
461
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,151
is that sitting around,
fixating on them,
462
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,319
it doesn't hurt them. Trust me.
463
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,955
They don't care.
464
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,622
It only hurts you.
465
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:02,002
Elias... I forgive you.
466
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,636
Thor.
467
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,871
Yeah.
468
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,509
(gasps)
469
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,878
The pen worked?
Oh, huzzah.
470
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,381
(laughs) So I'm not
going to Hell.
471
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,583
That's right, you are
released from our agreement.
472
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,185
(sighs)
(thunder crashes)
473
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,519
Oh, thank God.
474
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,787
This has been
such a scary
475
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,589
roller coaster, and
I was not comfortable
476
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,157
punching anyone
in the genitals.
477
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,558
I admit, I
was skeptical,
478
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,893
but you were
right, Alberta,
479
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,928
a weight has
been lifted.
480
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,197
(Elias laughs)
481
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,166
You have no idea
what you've just done.
482
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,468
I am going to wreak havoc
in this house.
483
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,304
Horny, horny havoc.
484
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,671
I don't think so, Elias.
485
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,773
Oh, really?
And who's going to stop me?
486
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,075
My muscle.
487
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,110
Thor, if Elias
does anything wrong,
488
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,944
you throw him
in the vault.
489
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,179
Gladly.
490
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,680
HETTY:
You remember
the vault?
491
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,082
That dark void
492
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,318
in which you were trapped
for over a century?
493
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,520
No, that-that's worse than Hell.
494
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,122
Uh, Sam, I think we need you
in the kitchen.
495
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,456
Wait, Elias is back?
496
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,125
THORFINN:
Yeah, Pete almost
497
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,426
spend eternity in Hell,
498
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,328
but, uh, okay now.
Fill you in later.
499
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,929
Yeah, I'll want
to hear all about that.
500
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:03,930
But seriously, Sam,
501
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,332
this is sort of urgent.
502
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,301
Come here, Flower.
503
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,369
Oh! (laughs) I almost got you.
504
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,238
Come here. Hey! Oh!
505
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,872
(laughing):
Where are you?
506
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,307
I just need one more hit.
507
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,642
Jay is losing it.
508
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,844
Oh, what-what is going on?
509
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,512
It's not working.
510
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,348
I just need a little
more inspiration.
511
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,949
The Menu Hunter's gonna
be here any second.
512
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,217
I just need one more hit.
513
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,885
One more?
514
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,054
How many hits did you
515
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,588
give him, Flower?
I...
516
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,522
SASAPPIS:
Don't look at her
when you talk.
517
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,823
He'll echolocate her like
518
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,325
one of those bats
on the Nature channel.
519
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,626
Oh, so she...
she's just over here?
520
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,828
I'll be right back. Flower!
(screams)
521
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,364
(laughs) Flower?
522
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:38,798
Jay, get a grip.
523
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,133
You got this.
524
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,969
You don't need Flower.
You're a great chef.
525
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,304
(sighs)
526
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,972
What if I'm not great enough?
527
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,307
What are you talking about?
528
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,675
Look, when we
moved here,
529
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,910
I got my own kitchen,
which was amazing.
530
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,145
But let's be honest,
531
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,346
we're in the middle of nowhere.
532
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,248
Not exactly a spotlight
533
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,549
shining on us,
534
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:57,850
and when the Menu
Hunter gets here,
535
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,619
that spotlight
is gonna shine on me.
536
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,654
What if I'm not ready?
537
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,424
This is just like David Crosby's
crisis of confidence.
538
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,059
Okay, there is a bathroom
539
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,927
on the second floor of
the Capitol Records building.
540
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,229
You need to have sex
541
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,930
with Jay in there.
Okay. (clears throat)
542
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:11,864
How should I put this?
543
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,266
You know in Star Wars,
544
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,667
when Luke is in that trench
on the Death Star,
545
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,603
and he turns off
his targeting computer
546
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,505
when Obi-Wan tells him
to use the Force?
547
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,273
You got this.
548
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,675
Oh, my God, the nerd
wore off on her.
549
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,412
Sam, it means so much to me
550
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,380
that you got
all those details right.
551
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,350
Jay, everything you need
is inside of you.
552
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,119
Now kiss me like you're Luke
553
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,087
and I'm your sister.
554
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,988
Who cares?
555
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,058
Wait, is Pete in here right now,
556
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,027
feeding you those details?
557
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,229
No, I-I think he's resting.
558
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,496
He almost got sent
to Hell earlier.
559
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,897
It's a whole thing,
but he's okay.
560
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,134
Okay, I'm gonna
start cooking.
561
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,370
So, this is hunter of menu?
562
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,771
The Menu Hunter, yes.
563
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,440
And if she likes
the dish Jay serves,
564
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,675
she'll feature it
on her television program.
565
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,510
The stakes could
not be higher.
566
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,011
I mean, it's not
almost going to Hell,
567
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,182
but I'm still able to invest
in other people's journeys.
568
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,616
Well, I hope you're ready
569
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,319
for the best meal of
your life, Menu Hunter.
570
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,255
You can call
me Susan.
571
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:11,224
Susan.
Why is that name familiar?
572
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,226
That's your name, Flower.
573
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,727
Right on.
574
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,396
So, I-I know you
came here to taste
575
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,797
the dish I made
your friend,
576
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,200
but I wanted to invent
something new
577
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,769
just for you, so these are
panko-crusted lamb chops
578
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,938
with a tandoori
masala reduction.
579
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,742
I have an announcement.
580
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,311
I'm going back to Hell.
581
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,580
What?
Seriously?
582
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:37,150
How good are those
lamb chops? (laughs)
583
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,018
Wh-What are you
talking about, Elias?
584
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,887
You're-you're
going back to Hell?
585
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,922
I can't be on my best
behavior all the time,
586
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:46,759
living under threat of this
beast throwing me in the vault.
587
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,695
I've got
to be myself.
588
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,863
So, tomorrow,
when the portal opens up,
589
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,600
I shall return
to the underworld.
590
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,368
JAY:
So, what's
the verdict?
591
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,403
(sighs)
592
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,438
These are just about
593
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,473
the best lamb chops
I've ever had.
594
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,674
Really?
595
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,210
SAMANTHA:
You did it, sweetie. Yes.
596
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,944
Oh, yes.
597
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,880
And since I'm leaving anyway,
I can now do this.
598
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,649
No, no, no, no.
(gasps)
599
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,050
ISAAC:
Oh!
600
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,552
(exclaiming)
601
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,020
(Elias laughing)
SAM:
Oh, no.
602
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,455
Good night, all.
603
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,390
Oh.
604
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,492
Oh, my. Oh.
605
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,827
Uh-oh.
606
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,963
(moaning) Mmm.
607
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,199
JAY:
Oh.
608
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,267
(moans)
609
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,435
I know, right?
610
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,770
(Menu Hunter moaning)
611
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:36,108
I think I might be
Prey of the Week, babe.
612
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,810
(moaning)
613
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,751
Uh, is it open?
(laughs) Isn't it time?
614
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,386
SAMANTHA:
Jay, believe me,
615
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,120
when the portal to Hell
opens up, I will tell you.
616
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,590
(thunder crashes)
Oh, it just opened up.
617
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,592
(gasping)
(Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping"
playing)
618
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,261
♪ Get me down,
I get knocked down ♪
Is that Chumbawamba?
619
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,062
♪ But I get up again... ♪
I love this song.
620
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:58,097
(clears throat)
Well, this is goodbye.
621
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,932
I know you had your own reasons,
622
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,435
but I do appreciate this.
623
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,103
Thank you for going down on us.
624
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,539
Pete, no hard feelings.
625
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,408
Ah, I can't stay mad
at such a snappy dresser.
626
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,977
(chuckles) You fool.
You're coming with me.
627
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,179
What? No!
Elias!
628
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,681
Remember your training, Pete!
629
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,215
(grunts)
630
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,918
The genitals!
Go for the genitals!
631
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,321
(grunting)
(others exclaim)
632
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,394
(sighs)
Well, that was a nice visit.
633
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:30,196
I think I saw
my uncle Sal down there.
634
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,831
(softly):
♪ I get knocked down ♪
635
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,232
♪ But I get up again ♪
636
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,302
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down... ♪
637
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,903
♪ I get knocked down ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
638
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,505
♪ We'll be singin' ♪
♪ But I get up again ♪
639
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,772
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
640
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:40,607
♪ I get knocked down. ♪
641
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,714
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642
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,516
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643
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:52,051
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