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Y'all gonna just stand around,
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or you wanna ask me
some questions?
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[Marty] Dad got fired from his
job at the White House.
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We can move anywhere.
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[Martha]
Daddy did not get fired.
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[lawyer 1] Mitchell will be the
one holding the bag, trust me.
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[lawyer 2] Probably be happy
to go to prison
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to get away from Martha.
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[Sirica]
Conspiracy to commit burglary
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and wiretapping.
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I sentence you
to the maximum penalty
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allowable under federal law.
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We'll reconvene
in two months' time
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to formalizing sentencing.
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[Liddy] You ever threaten
to squeal again,
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it'll be the last time
you ever squeal.
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Pat Gray is feeding me
their reports, okay?
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You satisfied?
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[Liddy] Oh, director
of the FBI. Very impressive.
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It's only a matter of time
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before they figure out
what's going on.
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Maybe it's the routine
that scares me.
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I just want you to know
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I can't imagine the rest
of my life without it.
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My own boy, Jay, is over there
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fighting for his life
as we speak.
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- Who is it for you?
- My little brother.
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I'm a doer. I don't just
sit around and do nothing.
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And if you don't do
your own talking,
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someone is gonna do it for you
in this town.
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[reporter] Should
the Nixon administration
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be afraid of you,
Mrs. Mitchell?
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Well, I think you know
the answer to that.
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Attagirl, Martha.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[indistinct chatter,
cameras whirring]
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Good afternoon.
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Uh, the president would like
to assure the public
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that when it comes
to illicit profit
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from land deals in California,
uh, he has nothing to hide,
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uh, despite what leftist
Democrats might allege.
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[laughter]
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On the contrary,
the president
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has paid his full
and normal tax load,
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just like any citizen.
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Therefore, an examination
of his personal taxes
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at this point
feels like a political ploy
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and is simply not necessary.
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Any further update
on the subject
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will come through
official channels, uh,
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before you hear it in the
secretarial pool at The Post.
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[laughter]
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And with that,
I'd like to open it up
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to any questions.
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- [reporter] Mr. Ziegler.
- [Helen] Over here.
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Helen.
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Yes, I was wondering
if the White House
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has any comments
on the accusations
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currently being levied
against the president--
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Yeah, now uh, before you go
any further, Helen.
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Uh, I have been made aware
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that there is a certain
citizen individual
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who has gotten herself
some attention,
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uh, in the press as of late--
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Martha Mitchell.
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Well, I'm not naming
any names, Helen.
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Um, but I would
just like to say
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that we all have
a certain nature,
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something to which
we must adhere.
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And the nature of this
particular individual
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has been rather bellicose
and unreliable.
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["25 or 6 to 4" playing]
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Please welcome a woman
who's fast becoming
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the biggest thorn
in Richard Nixon's side
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since Pat shoved him
into the rose garden...
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[laughter]
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...the captivating, controversial,
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undeniable Martha Mitchell.
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[cheers and applause]
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Mike, you make me sound
like a best seller.
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Now, Martha,
you are the first person
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that I'm aware of
to publicly accuse
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the president of responsibility
for the Watergate break-in.
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Pretty sure
I won't be the last.
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But Mrs. Mitchell's making
some very grave accusations
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against the president.
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I would be remiss to point out
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that they are accusations
that no one else has made.
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[news anchor] President Nixon
has been re-elected
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by a landslide.
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[Mo moaning]
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[Chicago] ♪ Sitting
Cross-legged on the floor ♪
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Will you marry me?
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[both laughing]
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[Chicago] ♪ Twenty-five
Or six to four... ♪
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I, Richard Nixon,
do solemnly swear
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I will faithfully
execute the office
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of president
of the United States.
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You also accused the president
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of ordering your alleged
imprisonment in California.
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Yes, I do, and I-I also believe
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that the president
is attempting
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to leave my husband holding
the bag for his dirty tricks,
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and I won't let that happen.
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You always speak
your mind on our show, Martha.
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- We really appreciate that.
- I do. I speak my mind.
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I am a Southern woman.
We speak our minds.
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We talk. I never stop talking.
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I bet your husband
just loves that.
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He takes it in stride.
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[cheers and applause]
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[Chicago] ♪ Wanting just
To stay awake... ♪
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What?
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They're admirers.
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[crowd clamoring]
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Jimmy, it's been so long,
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I was beginning to think
we weren't friends anymore.
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[Chicago] ♪ Should I try
To do some more... ♪
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What you hearing at The Tribune
these days, anyway?
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I don't think the woman's
in her right mind.
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She might
call herself a Republican,
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but she's not one of us.
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She's a truth teller.
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[Martha]
Well, look at what they did
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to poor Dorothy Hunt?
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She was on that horrible plane
that crashed,
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and then they found
$10,000 cash on her.
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Seeing as how this person
cannot be stopped
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or reasoned with in any way,
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uh, the White House
harbors the fervent hope
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that she can avail herself
of familial comfort
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and professional help.
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♪ ♪
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[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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[cheers and laughter]
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- [laughs]
- Oh!
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[Tom] What do you say
about the rumors
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out of the White House that
you've struggled with alcohol?
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I say a rumor is just
a lie without a home.
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She's a lush
and a pill popper too.
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She's got problems
emotionally and whatnot,
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but, um, who doesn't?
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♪ ♪
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[Martha] They were the ones
that stonewalled
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Wright Patman's committee
in the House last October.
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Well, then I can be
your source,
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'cause I'm telling you
it's factual.
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Oh, you know
what I forgot to ask you?
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Did you get those Hummels
I sent after the wedding?
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And you stated elsewhere
that your goal
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is to take down Nixon.
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But the president's approval
numbers just keep climbing.
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If the American people
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knew half of what I do
about their government,
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they wouldn't have much
to approve of.
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So Mrs. Mitchell's behavior
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isn't getting to the first lady
or the president,
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as has been reported?
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Do you hear yourself
when you ask these questions?
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I mean, for criminy's sake,
come on.
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Let me ask
the obvious question.
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What is obvious?
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Are you crazy?
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Yeah.
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[both laugh]
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Frickin' loudmouth.
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Freedom-loving.
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Limousine liberal.
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Groovy liberated.
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Commie bitch.
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♪ ♪
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[bailiff] All rise.
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This court is now in session
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with the Honorable
Judge John Sirica presiding.
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You may be seated.
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Gentlemen, I called you in
today for a formal sentencing.
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But first,
I'd like to say a few words.
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When I was a younger man,
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Jack Dempsey
was my sparring partner.
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I don't say that to boast,
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and I certainly
don't say it to imply
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that I wasn't getting pummeled
every Tuesday at the Y.
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But I know what it means
to have heart.
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And frankly, the group of you
have shown a lot of heart,
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taking all the licks you have
in this courtroom.
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And I believe
it's to be commended.
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But a fighter also has to know
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when it's time
to throw in the towel.
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Which brings me
to a very interesting letter
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I received this morning...
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...from Mr. McCord.
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"Certain questions
have been posed to me
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from Your Honor through
the probation officer"--
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You rat fuck!
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I'll fucking--
I'll fucking kill you!
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- [gavel banging]
- [Sirica] Order!
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I will fucking kill you!
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- [Sirica] Remove him!
- [Liddy] You fuck!
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I'll fucking kill you!
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You fuck!
I should've fucking killed you
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when I had the chance!
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- [Sirica] Get him out of here!
- [Liddy] You fuck!
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[jackhammer rattling]
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[siren wailing]
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[phone rings]
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[knock at door]
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[dramatic music plays]
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Come in.
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The partners brought these over
for you to sign.
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How are you settling in?
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Oh, you know.
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I know.
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Looking like
you got a little sun.
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Oh, stop.
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Any calls from the White House?
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They're probably just...
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busy.
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I ran two of Dick's campaigns,
the ones he won.
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The least you'd think
I could expect is to get
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a goddamn fucking call back.
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Oh, I never saw that one.
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Look at those two young men.
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Not my best angle.
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Oh, stop. You look handsome.
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You know, I always wondered.
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Do he and Pat ever...
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Oh. [chuckles]
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Not since Trish was born.
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[both laugh]
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Too bad.
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And, uh, Mr. Mitchell,
if you ever need anything,
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uh, I'm right outside
your door.
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You know that, right?
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Of course. Thank you, Diana.
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[Mitchell sighs]
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God damn it.
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- [intercom buzzes]
- [Diana] I'm sorry
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to bother you again,
Mr. Mitchell,
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but I-I think you should
turn on the news.
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[news anchor]
In what reads like a wish list
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for the prosecution,
James McCord's letter alleges
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a massive campaign
of sabotage and obstruction
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on the part
of the Nixon administration.
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Reports from Capitol Hill
cite Mr. McCord's letter
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as a reason to open
a Senate committee
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dedicated
to the Watergate matter.
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If that happens, both present
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and former members
of the administration
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may become targets
of the investigation.
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The news will come as a shock
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to the newly
re-elected president,
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who might have considered
the burgeoning scandal
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safely behind him.
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[inquisitive music plays]
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[Martha] "Mr. McCord
has joined lone voices
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"in the wilderness
such as Martha Mitchell
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"in publicly implicating
the president's closest aides
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in the Watergate break-in."
261
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Well, at least now
they will see
262
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I was right about
the whole rotten lot of 'em.
263
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Are you sure
you don't want any?
264
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Yes, thank you.
265
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[Martha] Mm.
266
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Boy, they've really
got 'em lined up now.
267
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[laughing]
Bunch of bowling pins.
268
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[sighs]
269
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,151
Martha, can we focus
on the book?
270
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I-I really wanna get
some work done today.
271
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Oh. Of course.
272
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You have my undivided attention.
273
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So the Pine Bluffs
records office
274
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didn't have a death certificate
on file for your father--
275
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Oh, Maria! Ooh!
276
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,302
This is my good friend Maria
from back in the New York days.
277
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Maria, this is
Winzola McLendon.
278
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She is my biographer
and a first-rate journalist.
279
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Right up there
with Helen Thomas.
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[Winnie chuckles]
281
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[Maria] A biography?
282
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,784
Martha, you are too much
for this town, I swear.
283
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,786
Oh, guess who I ran into
at the A&P.
284
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,020
- Who?
- [Maria] Jay.
285
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,722
[gasps]
286
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,257
Jay, your son?
287
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,225
You said he was
still in Vietnam.
288
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,795
[Martha] Oh, no, he's been
stateside for a while now.
289
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,763
Living with all those Jews
down in Baltimore.
290
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,733
[Maria] He's such a kind boy.
Won the Silver Star, you know.
291
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Purple Heart.
Now, did he mention to you
292
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,336
that he has moved in with
that little girlfriend of his?
293
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,072
I darn near hit the roof.
294
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,208
Can I interview him?
For the book.
295
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,811
But you have me,
the greatest source of all.
296
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,183
Yes, it just might be
interesting is all.
297
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,052
Well, of course,
if that's what you want to do,
298
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:00,887
but I will give you
a piece of advice.
299
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If that little girlfriend
of his
300
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invites you over for dinner,
take an entrée.
301
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,259
[whispering]
She's a vegetarian.
302
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,428
[Maria laughs]
303
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:10,764
Although there are reports
that the convicted
304
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Watergate conspirators
might be first
305
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,235
to testify
at the formal hearings,
306
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,337
which begin a week
from Thursday,
307
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,140
Ervin and Baker would only say
that the witness list
308
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,942
will be out later this week.
309
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,844
And the first set
of hearings will last...
310
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[Haldeman] Hey there!
311
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,214
How's married life
treating you, champ?
312
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,849
[Dean] Uh, it's only been
a week,
313
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,118
but so far, so good. [chuckles]
314
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,486
Yeah, Mo is a-a little peeved
315
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,454
we had to stick around D.C.,
and, uh--
316
00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:37,491
Oh, I'm so sorry you had
to cancel your honeymoon.
317
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,827
Now this damn McCord letter's
gotten everybody in a fright.
318
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,095
Yeah, no, it's, uh--
it's all right.
319
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,797
You know, we hadn't
actually left yet,
320
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,433
so it was just a matter
of unpacking.
321
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,068
[Haldeman] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
322
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,171
Well, still, the president,
he feels awful about it.
323
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,440
He and the first lady
would like to gift you
324
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,008
a little getaway weekend.
325
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,977
Something to tide you over
until you and the missus
326
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,079
can spring
for the real honeymoon.
327
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,884
- You gotta be shitting me.
- [Haldeman] No.
328
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,785
President never shits anyone
about Camp David.
329
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,121
- [laughs]
- [Haldeman] Here are the keys.
330
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,857
Directions, list of amenities
should be included.
331
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:11,892
This is unbelievable.
332
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:15,896
I-I--thank you so, so much. I--
333
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:16,997
Oh, my God, Mo's gonna flip.
334
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,132
I--this--
I don't know what to say.
335
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,467
- You earned it. No.
- [Dean] Oh.
336
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,169
And look, it'll be good
to have a little time away
337
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,404
from the city to write that
investigative report, right?
338
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,972
[Dean chuckles]
339
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,874
I'm sor--um...
340
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,111
sorry, i-investigative report?
341
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,246
Oh, yeah. Did nobody tell you?
342
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,349
Oh, huh. Oh, okay.
343
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,585
No, it's just something, uh,
Dick wants typed up.
344
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,121
You know, some legalese
that separates the White House
345
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,322
from any involvement.
346
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,257
You know, boilerplate stuff,
something to help
347
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,293
put an end to all this
Watergate fuss, but...
348
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,495
Well, right, right.
It-it-it's just, um--
349
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,829
[Kay] Sir.
350
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,932
It's Mitchell calling
for you again.
351
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,133
[Haldeman] Oh.
352
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,035
Can you, uh, tell him
I'm in a meeting, Kay?
353
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,469
- [Kay] Yes, sir.
- [Haldeman] Please. Thank you.
354
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,838
Goddamn.
355
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,075
That pathetic bastard.
He just--he won't take a hint.
356
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,310
You know?
357
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,045
Don't tell me
he's been calling you too.
358
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:08,148
Well, once or twice.
I-I haven't actually answered.
359
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,017
Yeah, I tell you,
he should do something useful
360
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,320
and put a shovel to that
embarrassment of a wife.
361
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:18,325
[both chuckle]
362
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,427
You-you go enjoy Camp David.
363
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,596
Uh, well, uh,
as I was saying, sir,
364
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,998
um, you, uh--
about that report--
365
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,100
Yes.
366
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,537
Do--you know, with all
the r-renewed media scrutiny,
367
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,138
do you really think it's wise
368
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:36,209
that I put my name
on an investigative report
369
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:40,013
without doing
an actual investigation?
370
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,984
Hmm.
371
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:47,187
Yeah, could seem
a little fishy, huh?
372
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,323
I mean, I-I-I could be indicted
for obstruction of justice.
373
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,424
Technically.
374
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,959
Right. Yeah.
375
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,661
No, you know what? Forget it.
376
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,296
Really?
377
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,931
The president would never wanna
put you in a tough position.
378
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,165
- [Dean] Right. Of course, yeah.
- Not at all.
379
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,167
No, we got it covered,
lover boy, all right?
380
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,637
You go enjoy Camp David,
all right?
381
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,406
I will. Thank you, sir.
My goodness.
382
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,642
This is--this is incredible.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
383
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,210
You're so welcome.
No, you've earned it.
384
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,378
[Dean]
I'll send you a postcard.
385
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,146
- [laughs]
- [Haldeman] Okay, please do.
386
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,214
- [Dean] Thank you, sir.
- All right. Have fun.
387
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,348
[Dean] Thank you.
388
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,488
[inhales deeply]
389
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,024
[grunting]
390
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,263
[phone rattles]
391
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,633
[clears throat]
392
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,403
Kay, could you be a doll, please,
393
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,371
and get me John Mitchell now?
394
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,439
Thank you.
395
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,209
[whimpers]
396
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,950
[indistinct chatter]
397
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,455
[Gray]
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
398
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,690
Good day.
399
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,125
Um...
400
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,127
firstly, I want to commend you
on your excellent work
401
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,129
as part
of the Watergate task force.
402
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,199
There's a lot of armchair
quarterbacks in this town,
403
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,567
but I think
we could all benefit
404
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,036
from a lot more
positive reinforcement.
405
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,239
Am I right?
This guy knows I'm right.
406
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:18,078
Secondly,
you may hear some news
407
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,680
over the next few days
408
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:24,217
about my leadership, uh,
of the bureau.
409
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,254
The last year or so,
it seems I have been
410
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:33,026
in communication, um, with...
411
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,628
certain folks
at the White House...
412
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:39,165
regarding the state
of the investigation,
413
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,234
giving them...
414
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,003
copies of the 302s
and so forth.
415
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,739
Copies of the 302s?
416
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,607
- [Gray] And--
- Excuse me, sir.
417
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,109
I'm sorry to interrupt.
418
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:54,681
You're not saying that you've
been leaking our investigation
419
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:58,051
to the people
we've been investigating.
420
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,754
[laughs]
421
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,189
I mean, I wouldn't exactly,
422
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,626
but, uh, yeah, that's, uh,
423
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,794
about right, yeah.
424
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,330
That sounds, uh, accurate.
425
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,101
And all that's gonna come out.
426
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,271
Uh, at this point,
I think it might be in keeping
427
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,240
with my desire to create
428
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:24,043
a more open and, uh, inclusive
working environment
429
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:28,214
that I would open up, uh,
the forum to some questions.
430
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,620
Which you-you can...
431
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,622
submit in writing
to my secretary
432
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,424
to be answered
at a future date.
433
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,161
Un-fucking-believable.
434
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,062
Ah. [laughs]
435
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,731
Look at the time.
I've gotta run to a meeting.
436
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:48,468
Uh, great work. Thank you.
437
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,637
Let's keep this going.
[chuckles]
438
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,410
I can't believe it.
439
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:58,445
I can.
440
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,680
Fuck it.
441
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,849
If Gray's gonna be stuck
doing damage control,
442
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,284
forget the protocol.
443
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,152
Why don't we just start doing
real police work?
444
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,761
[engine buzzing]
445
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,130
["I Want to See
the Bright Lights Tonight"
446
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,731
playing over radio]
447
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,167
[Mo laughs]
448
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,702
[Linda]
♪ Now the weekend's come ♪
449
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:26,739
♪ I'm gonna
Throw my troubles away... ♪
450
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,776
♪ ♪
451
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:39,486
♪ I want to see
The bright lights tonight ♪
452
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,121
♪ ♪
453
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:46,192
♪ Meet me at the station
Don't be late... ♪
454
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,194
[person] Mr. and Mrs. Dean, welcome.
455
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,462
Hello.
456
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,297
[Linda]
♪ I need to spend some money ♪
457
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,632
♪ And it just won't wait... ♪
458
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,133
[Dean] Welcome to Camp David,
Mrs. Dean.
459
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,635
[Mo laughing] Oh, my God.
460
00:18:55,668 --> 00:19:00,206
[Linda] ♪ Take me to the dance
And hold me tight ♪
461
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,242
[both laugh]
462
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:06,913
[Linda] ♪ I want to see
The bright lights tonight ♪
463
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,822
[Mitchell] Oh, I thought I'd
been cast off on an iceberg.
464
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,558
[Rose Mary] John, welcome back.
You've been missed.
465
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,261
He's just been so busy lately.
You know how he gets.
466
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,495
Well, I ought to.
467
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,597
I am the poor bastard's
best friend, aren't I?
468
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,500
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
469
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,203
[Ehrlichman]
Speak of the devil.
470
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,804
- [Haldeman] Hey, John Mitchell.
- [Colson] Oh!
471
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,907
- [Ehrlichman] There he is.
- [Colson laughs]
472
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,308
John, great to see you.
473
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,343
- [Mitchell] Bob, hey John.
- How are ya, chief?
474
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,245
[Mitchell] Chuck,
what are you all doing here?
475
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,647
Where's the big enchilada?
476
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,382
[Haldeman] Oh, Dick got pulled
into an emergency meeting,
477
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,616
but he sends his best.
478
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,218
Yeah, have a seat.
479
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,387
Uh, scotch? You prefer gin?
480
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,622
[Ehrlichman] You know
John Dean's the only faggot
481
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,224
who drinks gin around here.
482
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:54,961
[laughter]
483
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,362
Maybe I should schedule
484
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,531
when it's a better time
for the president.
485
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,666
[all groan]
486
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,900
[Ehrlichman]
That won't be necessary.
487
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,703
We could use your input
on a couple of details
488
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:04,771
he's been asking us about.
489
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,972
[Colson]
Yeah, couple sticky wickets.
490
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,574
A few things you can
clear up for us, sir.
491
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,342
Mm-hmm, what-what-what do you--
what do you got?
492
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,611
[Haldeman]
Well, for instance...
493
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,813
this Gordon Liddy character.
494
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,783
Now, he was part of your outfit
at CREEP, correct?
495
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,319
Him, Hunt, and McCord?
496
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,653
You've met Liddy.
497
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,757
You've all met Liddy.
498
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,529
Hmm. I don't recall that.
499
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,897
[Colson] No. Me neither.
500
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,366
[Ehrlichman]
Drawing a complete blank.
501
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,403
Maybe you could just
refresh us on exactly
502
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,272
- how you recruited him.
- [Ehrlichman] Mm-hmm.
503
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,307
[Haldeman] You know, in fact,
504
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,843
might be best if you
just took us
505
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,245
through the whole
planning and operation
506
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,014
- of the thing from your end.
- [Colson] Just for clarity.
507
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,416
Just we can see
how it all came together.
508
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,553
You put the ball in motion
on this thing, correct?
509
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,787
The break-in was
your brainchild, right?
510
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,389
[Haldeman] That's right.
511
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,925
[suspenseful music plays]
512
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,661
♪ ♪
513
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,404
You know, John... [sighs]
514
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,873
...I'm-I'm a little fuzzy
on it.
515
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,944
In fact, the only break-in
I can remember is, uh...
516
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:18,978
the Ellsberg.
517
00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:20,813
That was your job, right?
518
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:24,350
And, Bob, weren't you point
on that plan
519
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,686
to firebomb
the Brookings Institute?
520
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,888
Or-or was that you, Chuck?
521
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,556
It was a shame
that one didn't happen.
522
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,825
I-I thought there'd be
a great weenie roast.
523
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,528
[laughs]
524
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,996
All right.
525
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:39,599
And then there's
those nights where--
526
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,800
where we all sat up,
527
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,603
trying to figure out
how to secretly bomb
528
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,971
the fuck out of Cambodia.
529
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,774
I think we get the point.
530
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,841
[Mitchell]
Have you got the point,
531
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,576
or you need it
fucked up your ass
532
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,945
and broken off
on the other end?
533
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,614
[gulps]
534
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,517
♪ ♪
535
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,624
[Mitchell laughs]
536
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,025
[laughter]
537
00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:07,393
I was fucking with you.
538
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:08,494
Yup. You're so tense.
539
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,762
You fucker.
540
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:10,897
[laughter]
541
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,065
[Haldeman]
He's fucking with us!
542
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,834
All right, well, uh,
I think that's about it.
543
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,437
Thanks for coming in,
you friendless sack of shit.
544
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,772
I have enjoyed every minute
of it, you fuck-for-brains.
545
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:20,873
[Haldeman]
Can't wait for this one
546
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,442
to be frog-marched
to prison, huh?
547
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:23,976
[Mitchell] You talentless bunch
of shit-gibbons
548
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,845
are more likely
to be the first there.
549
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,046
What do you think?
What do you think?
550
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,081
[Haldeman]
Get ass cancer and die.
551
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,515
Bye-bye, now.
552
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,054
Wait.
Are there microphones in here?
553
00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:36,989
- [Haldeman] Jesus, Chuck.
- Wh-which--
554
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,591
They're in here, right?
They're in there.
555
00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:39,726
That's where they are.
556
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,794
- [phone rings]
- [Rose Mary] Oval Office.
557
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,469
[sighs]
558
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:52,505
[siren wailing]
559
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,945
Oh, no.
560
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,580
No, no, no.
561
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,682
- No, no.
- [Lano] Mr. Magruder!
562
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,383
How you doing today?
563
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,651
I don't know
if we've formally met.
564
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,787
I'm Special Agent Angelo Lano.
565
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,655
This is my partner,
Paul Magallanes.
566
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,858
- No way. No way. Thank you.
- [Lano] What's going on?
567
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:12,959
I-I know who you are.
568
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,694
I've seen you around.
I gotta go.
569
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,395
I gotta pick up my kid
for the dentist.
570
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,430
[car horn honks]
571
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,134
[Magallanes]
Well, we were wondering
572
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,468
if you could help us clear up
573
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,836
some of the illicit communications
574
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,572
between CREEP
and FBI Director Gray.
575
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,908
Okay, I'm gonna stop you
right there, uh, Pancho Villa,
576
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:30,443
because I-I don't know anything
577
00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:33,112
about any secret, uh,
communications--
578
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,615
illicit communications
with the FBI.
579
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,450
So why don't you two,
you know, buzz off?
580
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:38,718
[Magallanes] Mr. Magruder,
I know you don't wanna
581
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,720
find yourself
on the business end
582
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,456
of a 14-year sentence
for obstruction of justice.
583
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:44,824
- [Magruder] Hey, okay.
- [Magallanes] Or do you?
584
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,993
Okay, I know what you're trying
to do here, all right?
585
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,929
You think that you can, uh,
you know, just intimidate me
586
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:52,064
because I'm just
gonna roll over
587
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,833
and let you fuck me up the ass.
588
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:57,036
Yeah.
That's right. That's right.
589
00:23:57,069 --> 00:24:01,107
You wanna come here
to my place of business,
590
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,642
and you wanna fuck me.
591
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,677
You wanna fuck me up the ass.
Both of you.
592
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,748
Please get yourselves
off of my Oldsmobile.
593
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,016
[Magallanes] All right.
594
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,617
Maybe it's time we give
the poor guy a break.
595
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,519
- He's not talking.
- [Lano] No? You don't think so?
596
00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:14,754
[Magallanes] I don't think so.
597
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,888
[Lano] That's too bad,
because the first one
598
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,224
who talks gets
sweetheart deal, right?
599
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,126
[Magallanes] That's right.
600
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,795
I don't want
the sweetheart deal.
601
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,897
Man of steel,
gotta give him that.
602
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,799
- Fort fucking Knox.
- [chuckles]
603
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,034
[Lano] We'll see you soon.
604
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,169
Why? Why would you see me?
605
00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:32,471
I don't--I don't know anything.
606
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,807
Did you not hear me tell you?
607
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,977
I am ignorant of what
you are talking about.
608
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,246
You fuck me, I fuck you.
609
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,247
- [Magallanes] All right.
- [Lano] Yup.
610
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,648
I fuck you.
611
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,753
[Lano] See you soon, Jeb.
612
00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:54,827
["True Love Leaves No Traces"
playing]
613
00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:57,864
♪ ♪
614
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,872
I wouldn't be the first, right?
615
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:11,210
[both laugh]
616
00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:13,546
[Leonard and Ronee]
♪ As the mist ♪
617
00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:16,983
- Mine are flawless. -♪ Leaves no scar ♪
618
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,985
♪ ♪
619
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:22,521
♪ On the dark green hill ♪
620
00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:23,689
♪ ♪
621
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,024
♪ So my body ♪
622
00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:26,792
[laughs]
623
00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:30,630
[Leonard and Ronee]
♪ Leaves no scar on you ♪
624
00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,265
[Mo laughs]
625
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,767
[Leonard and Ronee]
♪ And never will ♪
626
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,868
♪ ♪
627
00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,169
Oh, shit.
628
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,905
[Leonard and Ronee]
♪ Through windows ♪
629
00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:42,208
♪ In the dark... ♪
630
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,810
Oh, great!
631
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,046
[Leonard and Ronee]
♪ The children go ♪
632
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:48,547
♪ ♪
633
00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:51,083
♪ Like arrows ♪
634
00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,185
♪ With no targets ♪
635
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,687
♪ ♪
636
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,822
♪ Like shackles... ♪
637
00:25:56,856 --> 00:26:00,159
[gasps] Oh, my God.
638
00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,794
[Dean laughs]
639
00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:03,229
That was mean.
640
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,131
[Leonard and Ronee]
♪ True love leaves no traces ♪
641
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,832
Oh!
642
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,803
[Leonard and Ronee]
♪ If you and I are one ♪
643
00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:12,872
♪ ♪
644
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:16,609
♪ It's lost
In our embraces... ♪
645
00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:18,244
[both laugh]
646
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,345
[Mo] We'll probably be
the first people
647
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,613
to ever have sex here.
648
00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,715
[both laugh]
649
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:28,220
[Dean] They're-they're beaming
these in from a-a satellite?
650
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,855
[people screaming over TV]
651
00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,724
- This one's from Japan.
- [Mo] Mm.
652
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:32,992
Isn't that far out?
653
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:36,262
[dramatic music playing
over TV]
654
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:37,663
[TV clicks off]
655
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,200
Hey, what's wrong?
656
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:48,074
My mother is such
a complicated woman,
657
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:51,277
but she would always tell me
that she knew
658
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,145
that she was going to spend
the rest of her life
659
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,247
with my father from the moment
that she met him,
660
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:58,084
and I was always looking
for that exact same feeling
661
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,319
and so worried
that I didn't feel it
662
00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:02,388
or couldn't feel it
at all and--
663
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,223
And you felt it
when you met me.
664
00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,324
No, that's what I'm saying.
665
00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:09,695
I, at first, hated you
so much, so much.
666
00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:12,365
Oh, it was overwhelming.
You must've felt that, John.
667
00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:18,137
But then I got to know you,
and all of a sudden, I...
668
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,644
...I just--I don't know.
669
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,847
It's not anything like my mom
said it would be.
670
00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,649
I feel like I'm only capable
671
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:32,685
of loving you desperately
672
00:27:32,718 --> 00:27:33,886
or hating your guts,
673
00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:37,156
which I still do
some afternoons.
674
00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,891
That's not very romantic,
is it?
675
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,861
I--you know what it is?
I'm drunk.
676
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:43,095
- [Dean] No.
- That's all it is.
677
00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:45,698
You're-you're scared.
678
00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:47,066
I don't know. Maybe.
679
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,368
[Dean] It's okay. It's okay.
I'm scared too.
680
00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:52,438
I've never been here before.
I don't know how all this ends.
681
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,442
But I know that we're here.
We made it this far.
682
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,678
- We're at Camp David.
- [both laugh]
683
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:04,083
I don't know,
I thought getting married
684
00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:06,986
was supposed to take away
the fear.
685
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,955
We have nothing to fear
but fear itself.
686
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,191
Oh.
687
00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:15,461
- Is that Mama Cass?
- [both laugh]
688
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,030
Refill on your drink,
Mrs. Kennedy?
689
00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:19,965
That sounds--yeah.
690
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:21,901
Why don't you make it a double?
691
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,270
Oh, I serve at the pleasure
of the president.
692
00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:39,985
[TV clicks on]
693
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:42,988
[dramatic music playing
over TV]
694
00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:46,092
The investigation
should be thorough
695
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,893
and aboveboard.
696
00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,795
- And second...
- Your boyfriend's on.
697
00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:51,831
[Nixon] ...that if there were
any higher involvement,
698
00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,233
we should get
the facts out first.
699
00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,937
White House counsel
John Dean has been assigned
700
00:28:57,970 --> 00:29:00,372
to monitor
these investigations.
701
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,408
I entrusted the task
of getting me
702
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,743
the written report
to Mr. Dean.
703
00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,412
Whatever the facts might be,
704
00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:10,249
I wanted the White House to be
the first to make them public.
705
00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:12,051
- [protestor] Shall we march?
- [all] Yeah.
706
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,819
In the streets! In the streets!
707
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:16,188
- [protestor] All right.
- Free Martha Mitchell!
708
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,957
[all] Free Martha Mitchell!
709
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,825
[Martha] I have put down
the only earrings
710
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,361
that go with this necklace,
and I just cannot--
711
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,963
Now I'm late.
712
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:24,964
[TV announcer] ...here
on the par-three golf course
713
00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:27,032
on Monday night...
714
00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:28,300
You have been moping for weeks
715
00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:32,071
while I have been out
defending our reputation.
716
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,072
[Mitchell] Oh.
717
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,373
From where I sit,
718
00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:37,209
looks a bit more self-serving
than that.
719
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:39,145
[Martha] Self-serving?
720
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:41,280
[Mitchell]
Look at these freaks.
721
00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:43,849
[all] Free Martha Mitchell!
722
00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:47,887
You're practically a teen idol,
just what you always wanted.
723
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,223
That'll goose book sales.
724
00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:52,491
We're looking
at boarding schools.
725
00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:54,293
Be sure to clear your schedule.
726
00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:56,862
[Mitchell]
Diana'll take care of that.
727
00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:58,297
She's very attentive.
728
00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:06,539
Don't, uh, let Marty
stay up too late.
729
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:10,442
And there's pot roast in
the kitchen if you get hungry.
730
00:30:11,877 --> 00:30:13,579
[Mitchell] I won't.
731
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,815
[siren wailing over TV]
732
00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:20,219
What the hell, Bob?
733
00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,487
Come on, you--
734
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,423
No, you said I didn't have
to write that report.
735
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:25,591
Well, the president's
plastering it
736
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,859
all over the news.
737
00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:28,294
That's-that's my name
out there.
738
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,929
I could go to jail for this.
739
00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:32,531
Listen. I am on your side.
740
00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:35,467
But Dick just isn't
gonna budge on this.
741
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,870
If you nut up
and do the right thing,
742
00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:40,406
then it'll just be
a lot easier for everyone.
743
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:42,074
Is-is that a threat?
744
00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:43,409
Of course not, buddy.
745
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:45,911
I just want to help you
get out of your own way.
746
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,479
I hope you're having fun
up there.
747
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,116
No, Bob. Bob? Bob?
748
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:55,054
[Carson] What song is sung at a
dress-up party on Fire Island?
749
00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:58,324
[laughter over TV]
750
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,559
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
751
00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:02,294
[inhales sharply]
752
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,395
[exhales heavily]
753
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:11,370
I feel like
something's going on.
754
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,113
[Martha] Whoo-ooh.
755
00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:36,895
Somebody was hungry.
756
00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,297
[chuckles]
757
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,187
[Mitchell sighs]
758
00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:04,523
I just--I feel strong
when I'm with you.
759
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,358
Like I can do anything.
760
00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:08,127
[Diana] Oh, John.
761
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,361
When we're in the office together,
762
00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,263
I can barely stand it.
763
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:14,233
I want you inside me so badly.
764
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,303
[Mitchell] Mm. Soon.
765
00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:19,204
We'll book a room
at the Roosevelt
766
00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:20,706
and sneak off.
767
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,642
[both laugh]
768
00:32:23,676 --> 00:32:26,345
- [Diana] Oh, my God, John.
- [both laugh]
769
00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:29,348
[suspenseful music plays]
770
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:32,384
♪ ♪
771
00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:42,628
You really think
this is gonna work,
772
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,697
just sitting here like this?
773
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,732
[Lano] Oh, yeah.
774
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,233
Big-time.
775
00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,569
Once we had
this potential witness
776
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:51,970
in a white-collar case.
777
00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:53,972
Criminal mastermind
like this guy here.
778
00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,741
We did everything
to get him to talk,
779
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,009
but nothing worked.
780
00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,510
Then my partner
gets this idea,
781
00:32:58,544 --> 00:32:59,611
stake out his house
for the weekend
782
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,647
just for the fuck of it.
783
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,550
I'm telling you,
within seven hours,
784
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:08,187
this asshole comes out
to the car and says he'll talk.
785
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,389
- Wow.
- Yeah.
786
00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:12,324
It's one thing to feel like
a criminal when you're alone.
787
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:13,525
It's another thing to feel it
788
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,427
when you're with your wife,
your children.
789
00:33:15,461 --> 00:33:19,765
It feels invasive somehow, unbearable.
790
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,334
He'll be singing
to the special prosecutor
791
00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:24,236
by tomorrow morning.
792
00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:26,438
[Magallanes]
Deputy campaign director.
793
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:27,773
Guy shouldn't be
deputy director
794
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,642
of a fuckin' White Castle.
795
00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:33,078
It--this is some charmed
gringo shit right here.
796
00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:36,348
- That's what that is.
- What do you mean, gringo shit?
797
00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,384
You saw when new assignments
went up last week, right?
798
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,585
[Lano] Yeah.
799
00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:40,719
All the Hispanic guys
got shit jobs, right?
800
00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:42,087
[Lano] Well...
801
00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:43,288
- Well?
- [Lano] Yeah.
802
00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:46,425
- Translation. Transcription.
- [Lano] Okay.
803
00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,060
You know what they used
to call guys like me
804
00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:49,428
- when I was at the Academy?
- [Lano] What?
805
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:50,462
The Taco Squad.
806
00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:51,730
- [laughs]
- Don't laugh.
807
00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:53,732
That's cafeteria shit-talk.
808
00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:55,067
It's not a big thing.
809
00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:58,370
So you're telling me
810
00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:01,573
it wouldn't get under your skin
if you were part of the--
811
00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:04,243
I don't know,
the-the-the Dago Division?
812
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,348
Look, I'm just sayin',
813
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:13,352
we're all jockeying for a spot
at the trough, right?
814
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,687
Even Sergeant Dickhead
over here.
815
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:18,190
[Gail] You have to drink something.
816
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,626
- [Magruder] It's a hot one.
- [Gail] Yeah.
817
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:24,396
Okay.
818
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,676
[Mo] Why didn't you tell me
about this, John?
819
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,111
I don't know.
820
00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:41,847
I'm such an idiot.
821
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,650
I just--I thought if I--
822
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,084
if I kept it all a secret,
823
00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:49,087
then eventually,
it would just...
824
00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,155
go away.
825
00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:51,790
That's the logic
of a five-year-old.
826
00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:53,492
I'm-I'm-I'm your wife.
827
00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:54,827
That's not really
how this works.
828
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:57,229
I know. I know.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
829
00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,498
Okay, so this
investigative report
830
00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:00,799
that Haldeman
wants you to write--
831
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:04,203
[Dean] I told you
the report is a sham.
832
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:08,841
If I write it,
I am the first official
833
00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:11,276
with knowledge of the cover-up
to lie about it publicly.
834
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:12,344
That is what they want.
835
00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:13,745
They wanna pin it on me
836
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,748
so that they can squash
any more investigations.
837
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,650
[Mo] What happens
if you refuse to do that?
838
00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,319
[Dean] Wha--if I ref--[laughs]
839
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:23,288
Th-they'll draw and quarter me
in the press.
840
00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:24,456
They'll destroy me.
841
00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,525
You don't know
what kind of tools
842
00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,393
they have
at their disposal, Mo.
843
00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:29,795
I should know, I've used them.
844
00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,865
[laughing] Oh, my God.
Stop talking.
845
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,233
I know I let you down. I-I'm--
846
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,434
I-I didn't mean
to keep things from you.
847
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,469
I just--it all got out of hand.
848
00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:38,537
[Mo] Okay.
849
00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,808
I'm only gonna say this
one time, okay?
850
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:46,378
You cannot ever do this
to me again, ever.
851
00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:48,647
I know.
852
00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:51,383
Okay.
853
00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:54,419
Now, you obviously
can't write that report,
854
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,421
and we cannot let them
drag you through the press.
855
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:57,823
So what's the third option?
856
00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:00,492
I-I can't just walk
857
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:02,427
into the special prosecutor's
office.
858
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:03,629
Why not?
859
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,898
Because I'm-I'm at the center
of this thing.
860
00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:07,366
I'm the bad guy.
861
00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,601
Well, what if you're the guy
who saw an injustice
862
00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,370
and decided to do something
about it?
863
00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:14,273
Wh-what do you mean?
864
00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:17,376
I'm saying--okay, if you
come out against these people,
865
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,411
these criminals,
866
00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:21,580
you no longer have
a legal problem, right?
867
00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:24,583
You have, what,
a-a-a PR problem.
868
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:25,584
And you know what?
869
00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:26,818
I-I've spent my entire life
870
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:29,588
creating versions of myself
to please people
871
00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:30,789
to get what I want,
872
00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:33,258
and what I want is for you
not to go to jail.
873
00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:36,228
So we just...
874
00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:38,397
teach you how to do that.
875
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,898
We're gonna have you
tell the truth
876
00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:42,634
in a way
that America likes you.
877
00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:44,636
Create a version of you that
people can see themselves in.
878
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,672
I think that's
how we win this, John.
879
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,340
That's how we get free.
880
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,643
You just have to trust me.
881
00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:52,978
Oh.
882
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:58,550
I mean, do you trust me?
883
00:36:58,584 --> 00:36:59,585
Yes.
884
00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:07,225
I love you... so much.
885
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,298
Thank you both so much
for meeting me.
886
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,567
Oh, thank you.
887
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:16,969
Um, I would offer you some,
888
00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:19,605
but I-I hear
that you're a vegetarian.
889
00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:22,240
Martha told you that?
890
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:23,575
Fantastic.
891
00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:25,777
[Winnie laughs awkwardly]
892
00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:27,946
So, um, listen, Jay,
893
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:29,648
I was surprised
when your mom mentioned
894
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,617
that you were back
from overseas.
895
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,785
[laughs]
896
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:35,754
Well, actually, I've been back
a few years now.
897
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,389
My mother sometimes
likes to tell people
898
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,957
from the press
I'm still fighting.
899
00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:41,426
You know,
exaggerate for effect.
900
00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,828
Drunks tend to do that.
901
00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:47,966
Um, and I have here
that your father, Clyde,
902
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,302
divorced your mother in 1957.
903
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:51,503
[Jay] Yeah, that's right.
904
00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:54,306
I-I guess she met Mr. Mitchell
the year before,
905
00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:56,675
and, um, I was nine,
906
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,510
so I-I don't really know
much about that.
907
00:37:58,543 --> 00:37:59,978
Okay.
908
00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:03,715
And, um, what can you tell me
about growing up with your mom?
909
00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:06,685
Um, anything will help,
um, you know,
910
00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:08,520
memories, anecdotes,
that sort of thing.
911
00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:12,791
Yeah, yeah. Uh, oof. Well...
912
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,994
Look, there is a reason why
Martha never talks about Jay.
913
00:38:16,028 --> 00:38:17,362
- Well--
- It's because
914
00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:18,697
she left him behind
with everything else
915
00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:21,033
from her past
that she'd prefer to forget.
916
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:23,735
- I-I'm sorry?
- Sharon--
917
00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:25,871
She is a selfish,
troubled woman
918
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:28,740
who happened to raise
a sensitive and loving son.
919
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:30,308
But I don't credit that
to her mothering
920
00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:31,777
any more than I credit
a hurricane
921
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,812
for the next sunny day.
922
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,480
Understand?
923
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,717
Yeah.
924
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,352
Right.
925
00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:43,488
Now, if you will excuse me,
I have to use the ladies' room.
926
00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:54,366
Sorry about that.
927
00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:56,668
She's just
a little protective of me.
928
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:57,836
[Winnie] That's okay.
929
00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,738
Strong women
tend to be that way.
930
00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,643
I brought something
that I wanted to give you.
931
00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:08,447
[clears throat]
932
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,781
It's just some things
of my mother's
933
00:39:09,815 --> 00:39:12,084
that I've collected
over the years.
934
00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:14,519
Old photos.
935
00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:16,088
Stuff she left behind.
936
00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,657
Uh, maybe it might help
with your book.
937
00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:20,625
Of course.
938
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:22,627
Thank-thank you so much.
That's--
939
00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:24,096
So how's she doing, anyway?
940
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,898
She's fine.
941
00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:30,068
Yeah, she's playing
a pretty dangerous game
942
00:39:30,102 --> 00:39:31,570
with the press right now,
943
00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:36,007
antagonizing the White House
like that, but, uh...
944
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,777
she's tough, your mom.
945
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:41,613
You know, she has a way of, um,
946
00:39:41,646 --> 00:39:43,014
working against herself.
947
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,816
Yeah, that sounds like her.
948
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:46,384
[Winnie]
There are days when I think
949
00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:49,154
I should just move on
and cover something else,
950
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:53,425
but she calls me up
and wins me over, so...
951
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:57,395
Look, I know my mom
is a lot to handle...
952
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:02,467
...but don't give up on her.
953
00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:07,973
Thank you.
954
00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:10,976
[suspenseful music plays]
955
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,945
♪ ♪
956
00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:16,815
Martha, if we don't leave now,
we're gonna be late.
957
00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,819
Great,
it's a boarding school tour,
958
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,454
not La Scala. Come on.
959
00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:23,822
Well, I have to wear it somewhere.
960
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:25,824
Otherwise, it's a waste,
and you never take me anywhere.
961
00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:27,125
[Mitchell] Zolton's been
waiting an hour down there.
962
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:29,060
You're awfully grumpy. Up late?
963
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,729
[Mitchell] Not now.
964
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,164
[Martha] I'll take a number
like everybody else.
965
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,532
What are we up to now?
966
00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:34,733
[Mitchell] Don't listen
to your mother.
967
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,568
She's full of stories.
968
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,103
And gin.
969
00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:41,506
[Martha] I'd have to be drunk
to put up with you.
970
00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:44,109
♪ ♪
971
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:46,611
[bell tolling]
972
00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:49,681
[indistinct chatter]
973
00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:51,016
[tour guide]
These are our social grounds,
974
00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:53,685
a place to relax
with new friends.
975
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:58,089
- [Martha] Eyes forward.
- [Mitchell] Stop it.
976
00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,825
[Martha] I'd say
they're all too young for you,
977
00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:01,526
but you never listen
to your wife.
978
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,228
[Mitchell]
We are not gonna do this here.
979
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,496
[Martha gasps]
980
00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:05,564
Oh, I think that one
981
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,065
might have
her learner's permit.
982
00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:09,835
[laughs]
983
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:12,504
[tour guide] Over this way,
you'll see the sports courts.
984
00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:15,507
We believe a healthy body
promotes a healthy mind.
985
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:18,109
[Martha] Mm, maybe I should
take a lover too,
986
00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:19,711
take the pressure off.
987
00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:21,479
[Mitchell] You're the one that
keeps creating the pressure,
988
00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:23,849
the one on television
every second of the day.
989
00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:25,016
Shh.
990
00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,084
[Martha] Well, I wouldn't
have to go on TV
991
00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:27,719
if you had the guts
to speak out.
992
00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:30,722
Oh, God. Not this again.
I can't take it anymore.
993
00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:32,924
Hey.
Could you guys keep it down?
994
00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,626
Keep yourself down, buddy.
995
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:36,228
- Excuse me?
- Come on, Martha.
996
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:37,529
There are children here.
997
00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:39,064
Tell them to mind
their own damn business.
998
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,733
Hey, pal,
might wanna handle your wife.
999
00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:43,602
- The hell you say to me?
- Dad.
1000
00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:44,803
[parent]
Maybe this is the reason
1001
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,605
the president canned you, asshole.
1002
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:47,873
How dare you speak
to my husband like that?
1003
00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:48,874
[tour guide]
If I can direct your attention
1004
00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:49,941
to the field hockey area?
1005
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,009
[parent]
What are you gonna do, lady?
1006
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,244
You gonna go on TV
and make a sucker
1007
00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,612
out of me
like you did to your husband?
1008
00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:56,081
Stop it. Stop it.
1009
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,084
You smug little prick.
1010
00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:00,652
- [people gasp]
- [Marty] Dad.
1011
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:01,887
Oh!
1012
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,923
[both grunting]
1013
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:09,227
- [Martha] Jackass.
- [parent] Jerk.
1014
00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:14,132
[tense music plays]
1015
00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,834
You all right, darling?
1016
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,869
- Mitchell. Oh!
- [crowd gasps]
1017
00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:19,004
Dad?
1018
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,005
[Martha]
Somebody get a doctor, please.
1019
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,873
Somebody get a doctor.
1020
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:24,309
[Marty] What's wrong?
What's happening?
1021
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,045
Just catch your breath.
Just catch your breath.
1022
00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,047
[Marty] Daddy, what's wrong?
1023
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,116
Daddy, are you okay?
1024
00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:34,152
♪ ♪
1025
00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:47,632
- [car door slams]
- [Magallanes and Lano groan]
1026
00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:48,733
[Lano] Fuck.
1027
00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:49,968
They not teach you
to use a waste bin
1028
00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:51,069
at the Academy? My word.
1029
00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:54,205
[Lano] Uh, Mrs.-Mrs. Magruder.
1030
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,641
Hello. May, uh--
1031
00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,810
can we--can we help you?
1032
00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:01,746
My husband,
he suffers from the nocturia.
1033
00:43:02,314 --> 00:43:03,748
[Lano] Um...
1034
00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:05,083
- what?
- The what?
1035
00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:06,284
Nocturia.
1036
00:43:06,318 --> 00:43:08,320
It's a medical term
for an overactive bladder
1037
00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:09,854
brought on by anxiety.
1038
00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:12,991
So when he's nervous,
he has to pee, and so he pees.
1039
00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:15,160
But right away, he immediately
gets this burning sensation
1040
00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,895
like he has to go again.
1041
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,731
It's just a trick
his mind is playing on him.
1042
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,633
Uh...
1043
00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:23,802
I'm-I'm sorry, Mrs. Magruder--
1044
00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:25,203
Call me Gail.
1045
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,773
Uh, sure, Gail.
1046
00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:31,042
Why are you telling us this?
1047
00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:32,210
Mmm.
1048
00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:36,915
Because ever since
the two of you amateurs
1049
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:39,217
have been sitting
outside of my house,
1050
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:42,754
Jeb has been inside going
back and forth to the restroom
1051
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,689
as if it's an Olympic sport.
1052
00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:47,258
The poor dummy is convinced
you boys are gonna haul him off
1053
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,861
to some secret prison
in Bolivia or something.
1054
00:43:49,894 --> 00:43:52,197
He can't stop peeing.
It's driving me crazy.
1055
00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:54,833
Well, we sympathize
with you, Gail.
1056
00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:58,203
But if Jeb didn't want anyone
looking over his shoulder,
1057
00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:00,038
maybe he shouldn't have
gotten himself involved
1058
00:44:00,071 --> 00:44:02,974
in a criminal conspiracy.
1059
00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:04,843
You're not listening to me.
1060
00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:08,179
My husband is not
an intelligent man.
1061
00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:09,681
Yeah.
1062
00:44:09,714 --> 00:44:10,982
[Gail] But he knows
how to do the right thing.
1063
00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:14,386
A few days ago, I was
this close to convincing him
1064
00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:16,788
to go to talk
to the special prosecutor.
1065
00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:19,190
And then you two boneheads
showed up.
1066
00:44:20,725 --> 00:44:22,394
Wait a minute. You're saying--
1067
00:44:22,427 --> 00:44:23,795
Get the fuck out of here,
1068
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:25,263
unless your goal
is to send my husband
1069
00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:27,032
into a piss-induced coma!
1070
00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:34,706
Give me a day.
1071
00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:36,174
And if Jeb doesn't
turn himself in,
1072
00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,209
you boys can camp here
all fucking month.
1073
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,182
[Lano] She just took our pizza.
1074
00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:53,224
[knock at door]
1075
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:54,692
[Winnie] Hello.
1076
00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:57,729
[indistinct dialogue over TV]
1077
00:45:04,436 --> 00:45:05,937
Martha?
1078
00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:08,940
[soft tense music plays]
1079
00:45:08,973 --> 00:45:11,142
♪ ♪
1080
00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:12,744
Martha?
1081
00:45:16,281 --> 00:45:19,284
♪ ♪
1082
00:45:20,819 --> 00:45:22,821
Marty?
1083
00:45:22,854 --> 00:45:23,988
Hey, honey.
1084
00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:26,925
Where's your mom?
1085
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,732
♪ ♪
1086
00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:38,970
[Winnie exhales heavily]
1087
00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:45,143
Hello.
1088
00:45:47,812 --> 00:45:48,947
Martha?
1089
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,983
[indistinct dialogue over TV]
1090
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:55,286
Hey.
1091
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,794
I, um...
1092
00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:04,295
I heard that John
had an incident.
1093
00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:05,396
Is he, uh...
1094
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:08,133
Just his blood pressure.
1095
00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,135
He's gonna be fine.
1096
00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:11,436
Oh, okay.
1097
00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,472
Uh...
1098
00:46:14,506 --> 00:46:16,941
well, I spoke with Jay.
1099
00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,843
He-he's doing well,
1100
00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:20,278
and you were right
about his girlfriend.
1101
00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,547
- She's--
- Why are you here?
1102
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:23,781
What?
1103
00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:27,919
Why are you here in my room?
1104
00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:31,089
Oh, well, we're-we're sup--
1105
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,424
we're supposed to work
on the book today, remember?
1106
00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:37,228
I don't want to work
on the book today.
1107
00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:38,363
Go away.
1108
00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:42,267
Martha,
you can't keep doing this.
1109
00:46:44,335 --> 00:46:47,438
The publishers are expecting
a draft by the end of the year.
1110
00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:53,545
Okay.
1111
00:46:53,578 --> 00:46:56,548
♪ ♪
1112
00:46:56,548 --> 00:46:58,049
[scoffs]
1113
00:46:58,049 --> 00:47:00,251
[television plays]
1114
00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,520
...serious allegations
being made
1115
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,122
against the sitting president.
1116
00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:07,825
As for a response, President
Nixon refused to comment.
1117
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,828
[buzzer blares]
1118
00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:13,865
[indistinct chatter]
1119
00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:21,372
Oh, Raymond just got
1120
00:47:21,406 --> 00:47:24,909
his yellow belt in karate.
1121
00:47:24,943 --> 00:47:27,478
And Tommy,
if you can believe it or not,
1122
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:30,415
has got another wiggly tooth.
1123
00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:31,549
[laughs]
1124
00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:34,352
And all the nuns say that James
1125
00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:37,222
is one of the most diligent
hall monitors
1126
00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,457
they have ever seen.
1127
00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:42,393
And Raymond's become
1128
00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:44,429
much more direct
with the girls.
1129
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:48,066
Very good.
Young cadets in training.
1130
00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:49,934
Isn't that right, Raymond?
1131
00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:56,140
Raymond?
1132
00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:57,242
[Frances] Sorry, Gordon.
1133
00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,145
He heard some news
on the radio yesterday.
1134
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,655
What news did you hear
on the radio, Raymond?
1135
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,192
Go on, don't be afraid.
1136
00:48:16,027 --> 00:48:17,128
They...
1137
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:19,464
...they said the judge
1138
00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:21,132
was sending you
to a bad prison...
1139
00:48:22,967 --> 00:48:24,369
...for a long time.
1140
00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,205
That's correct.
1141
00:48:30,441 --> 00:48:33,111
I want you to come home.
1142
00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:34,178
I know.
1143
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,015
And I want nothing more
than to be
1144
00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:38,316
with you and your brothers.
1145
00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:42,186
But some things are more
important than what we want.
1146
00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:46,924
Now, place the phone down
so you can hear my voice.
1147
00:48:50,495 --> 00:48:52,030
Back straight.
1148
00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,601
When I was a boy,
1149
00:48:56,634 --> 00:48:57,969
I was very ill.
1150
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:03,107
My only friend was my nanny,
Frau Teresa.
1151
00:49:04,075 --> 00:49:08,212
One night, as I lie awake,
dying of pneumonia,
1152
00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:11,382
she told me the story
of another sickly little boy,
1153
00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:15,486
a boy who, from the power
of his own will,
1154
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,155
overcame death
1155
00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:20,258
and became the leader
of her fatherland,
1156
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,193
a mighty and terrible Fuehrer
1157
00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:24,662
whose name would echo
through time.
1158
00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:27,332
Frau Teresa made me realize
1159
00:49:27,365 --> 00:49:29,967
that I, too, could overcome
my own frailty,
1160
00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,637
that I, too,
could choose to be strong.
1161
00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:34,605
[wondrous music plays]
1162
00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:36,674
So hear me now.
1163
00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:41,245
The three of you individually
are very small...
1164
00:49:41,279 --> 00:49:44,582
but combined,
you're equal to one adult man.
1165
00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:45,683
And with me gone,
1166
00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:47,185
you're gonna need
to start acting like it.
1167
00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:52,090
James, no more fear
of the dark or monkeys.
1168
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:57,328
Tommy, no more crying
when the phone rings.
1169
00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:01,366
Is...
1170
00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:04,268
prison scary, Father?
1171
00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:06,204
Terrifying.
1172
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:10,375
Grown men are either compressed
into puddles of blood
1173
00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:12,443
or molded into mountains.
1174
00:50:14,078 --> 00:50:17,782
This will be
Father's trial by fire,
1175
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:21,419
a true test of my will like
nothing I've ever experienced.
1176
00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,656
Is that what you want, Father?
1177
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:31,696
Yes, James.
1178
00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:38,236
It is what Father has wanted
for a long, long time.
1179
00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:41,272
♪ ♪
1180
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,414
Uh--[chuckles]
1181
00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:50,748
You caught me.
1182
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,351
Should have got here earlier.
1183
00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:56,154
You could've taken
the catheter out.
1184
00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:58,523
Never understood those things. Uh...
1185
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:01,058
got you a little, uh--
little something.
1186
00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:03,761
Glad to see you're, uh,
back on your feet.
1187
00:51:03,795 --> 00:51:06,531
I came, uh, pretty much
straight here from Camp David,
1188
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:09,400
so that's the, uh--the finest
in the gas station.
1189
00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:11,269
Mo picked it out.
1190
00:51:15,206 --> 00:51:16,774
That's sweet.
1191
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:20,645
Um...
1192
00:51:22,346 --> 00:51:23,781
...I heard the president
on the news
1193
00:51:23,815 --> 00:51:26,617
saying you were gonna be
giving a report
1194
00:51:26,651 --> 00:51:28,686
on this Watergate sideshow.
1195
00:51:30,354 --> 00:51:32,423
Yes. About that.
1196
00:51:32,457 --> 00:51:34,425
Uh...
1197
00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:37,161
that is sort of why I'm here.
1198
00:51:37,195 --> 00:51:38,296
Um...
1199
00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:42,867
...you know, with-with
everything that's been
1200
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,335
happening, um,
1201
00:51:44,368 --> 00:51:46,270
we thought--that is, Mo and I
1202
00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:49,140
thought that--
1203
00:51:49,173 --> 00:51:51,342
that it might be best if--
1204
00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:53,578
if I explore other options.
1205
00:51:58,416 --> 00:52:00,184
[chuckles]
1206
00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:03,154
[Mitchell] Hmm.
1207
00:52:04,789 --> 00:52:06,691
[sighs]
1208
00:52:13,598 --> 00:52:14,899
You talked to Cox or anybody
1209
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:17,168
at the special prosecutor's
office?
1210
00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:21,138
Uh, no, sir. Um, not yet.
1211
00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:22,373
I wanted to, uh--
1212
00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:26,377
I wanted to talk to you
before we did, out of respect.
1213
00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:27,778
[Mitchell]
You wanted to shake my hand
1214
00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,814
before you stab me in the back,
is that it?
1215
00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:31,449
The ship's going down, John.
1216
00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:33,751
And we can either
get sucked down with it
1217
00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:35,920
or be the first ones
onto the dinghy.
1218
00:52:38,222 --> 00:52:39,657
Hmm.
1219
00:52:50,735 --> 00:52:52,169
You know...
1220
00:52:53,738 --> 00:52:56,274
...I'm sorry I didn't go
to your wedding.
1221
00:52:58,242 --> 00:53:01,345
I-I lost my appetite
for pomp and circumstance
1222
00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,281
after my first marriage.
1223
00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:08,920
They say a good marriage...
1224
00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:11,956
...is like a garden.
1225
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:15,359
[soft dramatic music plays]
1226
00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:19,664
You have to give it
attention and...
1227
00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,732
time,
1228
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:23,834
commitment.
1229
00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:26,804
♪ ♪
1230
00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:30,374
But a good marriage
will bore you to death.
1231
00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:34,712
The kind of marriage
you want...
1232
00:53:36,814 --> 00:53:38,449
...you're lucky...
1233
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,285
...and you're cursed...
1234
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:43,788
...there's nothing like it.
1235
00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:46,557
♪ ♪
1236
00:53:51,295 --> 00:53:52,797
It's love.
1237
00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:55,833
♪ ♪
1238
00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:58,636
It's hate.
1239
00:53:58,669 --> 00:53:59,971
[Martha] Mm.
1240
00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:02,373
I wasn't expecting you home
so early.
1241
00:54:03,507 --> 00:54:05,743
Roosevelt booked up
for the night?
1242
00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:08,746
♪ ♪
1243
00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,014
[Mitchell] It's fire.
1244
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,250
♪ ♪
1245
00:54:16,454 --> 00:54:17,555
It's fear.
1246
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,859
It's every feeling
all at the same time.
1247
00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:27,431
Sometimes it'll feel
like an open wound.
1248
00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:28,833
And other times...
1249
00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:31,836
♪ ♪
1250
00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:34,271
...you don't know
if it's worth it at all.
1251
00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:37,308
♪ ♪
1252
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:42,747
I love you so much,
1253
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,715
I could claw my eyes
out of my own head.
1254
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:47,718
♪ ♪
1255
00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:50,488
Good luck, son.
1256
00:54:50,521 --> 00:54:52,423
Let's hope
you don't fuck it up.
1257
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,660
Thank you, sir.
1258
00:54:55,693 --> 00:54:58,696
♪ ♪
1259
00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:07,872
The committee called.
I'm gonna testify.
1260
00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:10,908
♪ ♪
1261
00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:16,914
["I Want to See the Bright
Lights Tonight" playing]
1262
00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:19,950
♪ ♪
1263
00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:25,322
[Linda] ♪ I'm so tired
Of working every day ♪
1264
00:55:25,356 --> 00:55:27,358
♪ ♪
1265
00:55:27,391 --> 00:55:28,926
♪ Now the weekend's come ♪
1266
00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:31,962
♪ I'm gonna throw
My troubles away ♪
1267
00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:34,365
♪ ♪
1268
00:55:34,398 --> 00:55:38,869
♪ If you got the cab fare
Mister, you'll do all right ♪
1269
00:55:38,903 --> 00:55:41,038
♪ ♪
1270
00:55:41,072 --> 00:55:46,043
♪ I want to see
The bright lights tonight ♪
1271
00:55:46,077 --> 00:55:48,446
♪ ♪
1272
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:52,683
♪ Meet me at the station
Don't be late ♪
1273
00:55:52,717 --> 00:55:54,819
♪ ♪
1274
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:59,623
♪ I need to spend some money
And it just won't wait ♪
1275
00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:01,959
♪ ♪
1276
00:56:01,992 --> 00:56:06,464
♪ Take me to the dance
And hold me tight ♪
1277
00:56:06,497 --> 00:56:08,566
♪ ♪
1278
00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:13,437
♪ I want to see
The bright lights tonight ♪
1279
00:56:13,471 --> 00:56:15,439
♪ ♪
1280
00:56:15,473 --> 00:56:20,010
♪ There's crazy people
Running all over town ♪
1281
00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:22,480
♪ ♪
1282
00:56:22,513 --> 00:56:27,084
♪ There's a silver band
Just marching up and down ♪
1283
00:56:27,118 --> 00:56:29,386
♪ ♪
1284
00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:33,891
♪ And the big boys are all
Spoiling for a fight ♪
1285
00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:36,060
♪ ♪
1286
00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:40,397
♪ I want to see
The bright lights tonight ♪
1287
00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:43,501
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1288
00:56:43,534 --> 00:56:47,738
♪ Meet me at the station
Don't be late ♪
1289
00:56:47,772 --> 00:56:49,740
♪ ♪
1290
00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:54,645
♪ I need to spend some money
And it just won't wait ♪
1291
00:56:54,678 --> 00:56:57,081
♪ ♪
1292
00:56:57,114 --> 00:57:01,685
♪ Take me to the dance
And hold me tight ♪
1293
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:03,721
♪ ♪
1294
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:08,159
♪ I want to see
The bright lights tonight ♪
1295
00:57:08,192 --> 00:57:11,028
♪ ♪
1296
00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:15,199
♪ Couple of drunken nights
Rolling on the floor ♪
1297
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,434
♪ ♪
1298
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:22,072
♪ Is just the kind of mess
I'm looking for ♪
1299
00:57:22,106 --> 00:57:24,208
♪ ♪
1300
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:28,979
♪ I'm gonna dream
Till Monday comes in sight ♪
1301
00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:31,515
♪ ♪
1302
00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:32,850
♪ I want...♪