1 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,340 Y'all gonna just stand around, 2 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:08,609 or you wanna ask me some questions? 3 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,311 Dad got fired from his job at the White House. 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,579 We can move anywhere. 5 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,247 Daddy did not get fired. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,648 Mitchell will be the one holding the bag, trust me. 7 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,050 Probably be happy to go to prison 8 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:17,451 to get away from Martha. 9 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,520 Conspiracy to commit burglary 10 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:20,755 and wiretapping. 11 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,757 I sentence you to the maximum penalty 12 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,525 allowable under federal law. 13 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,127 We'll reconvene in two months' time 14 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,528 to formalizing sentencing. 15 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,397 You ever threaten to squeal again, 16 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,532 it'll be the last time you ever squeal. 17 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,367 Pat Gray is feeding me their reports, okay? 18 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,735 You satisfied? 19 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:36,237 Oh, director of the FBI. Very impressive. 20 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,438 It's only a matter of time 21 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:38,572 before they figure out what's going on. 22 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,107 Maybe it's the routine that scares me. 23 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,509 I just want you to know 24 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,077 I can't imagine the rest of my life without it. 25 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,812 My own boy, Jay, is over there 26 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,614 fighting for his life as we speak. 27 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,816 - Who is it for you? - My little brother. 28 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,218 I'm a doer. I don't just sit around and do nothing. 29 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:52,720 And if you don't do your own talking, 30 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:55,256 someone is gonna do it for you in this town. 31 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,290 Should the Nixon administration 32 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:57,725 be afraid of you, Mrs. Mitchell? 33 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,293 Well, I think you know the answer to that. 34 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:00,594 Attagirl, Martha. 35 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,642 Good afternoon. 36 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,510 Uh, the president would like to assure the public 37 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,446 that when it comes to illicit profit 38 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:22,450 from land deals in California, uh, he has nothing to hide, 39 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:25,286 uh, despite what leftist Democrats might allege. 40 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,655 On the contrary, the president 41 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,690 has paid his full and normal tax load, 42 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,859 just like any citizen. 43 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,128 Therefore, an examination of his personal taxes 44 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:36,163 at this point feels like a political ploy 45 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,365 and is simply not necessary. 46 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:40,167 Any further update on the subject 47 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:42,203 will come through official channels, uh, 48 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:45,172 before you hear it in the secretarial pool at The Post. 49 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,441 And with that, I'd like to open it up 50 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:48,742 to any questions. 51 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,311 - Mr. Ziegler. - Over here. 52 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,445 Helen. 53 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,714 Yes, I was wondering if the White House 54 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,584 has any comments on the accusations 55 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,886 currently being levied against the president-- 56 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,222 Yeah, now uh, before you go any further, Helen. 57 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,556 Uh, I have been made aware 58 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,658 that there is a certain citizen individual 59 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,260 who has gotten herself some attention, 60 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,561 uh, in the press as of late-- 61 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:08,696 Martha Mitchell. 62 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,665 Well, I'm not naming any names, Helen. 63 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,534 Um, but I would just like to say 64 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,569 that we all have a certain nature, 65 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:18,138 something to which we must adhere. 66 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,508 And the nature of this particular individual 67 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:23,410 has been rather bellicose and unreliable. 68 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,549 Please welcome a woman who's fast becoming 69 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,551 the biggest thorn in Richard Nixon's side 70 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,553 since Pat shoved him into the rose garden... 71 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,489 ...the captivating, controversial, 72 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,358 undeniable Martha Mitchell. 73 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,561 Mike, you make me sound like a best seller. 74 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,630 Now, Martha, you are the first person 75 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,431 that I'm aware of to publicly accuse 76 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:47,268 the president of responsibility for the Watergate break-in. 77 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,236 Pretty sure I won't be the last. 78 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:52,540 But Mrs. Mitchell's making some very grave accusations 79 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:53,908 against the president. 80 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,376 I would be remiss to point out 81 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,511 that they are accusations that no one else has made. 82 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,580 President Nixon has been re-elected 83 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:00,581 by a landslide. 84 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,719 ♪ Sitting Cross-legged on the floor ♪ 85 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,187 Will you marry me? 86 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:12,326 ♪ Twenty-five Or six to four... ♪ 87 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,361 I, Richard Nixon, do solemnly swear 88 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:17,398 I will faithfully execute the office 89 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,600 of president of the United States. 90 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,868 You also accused the president 91 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,470 of ordering your alleged imprisonment in California. 92 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,739 Yes, I do, and I-I also believe 93 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,341 that the president is attempting 94 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:30,311 to leave my husband holding the bag for his dirty tricks, 95 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,679 and I won't let that happen. 96 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,314 You always speak your mind on our show, Martha. 97 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,782 - We really appreciate that. - I do. I speak my mind. 98 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,550 I am a Southern woman. We speak our minds. 99 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,485 We talk. I never stop talking. 100 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,820 I bet your husband just loves that. 101 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,555 He takes it in stride. 102 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:47,761 ♪ Wanting just To stay awake... ♪ 103 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,697 What? 104 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,231 They're admirers. 105 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,602 Jimmy, it's been so long, 106 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,503 I was beginning to think we weren't friends anymore. 107 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,272 ♪ Should I try To do some more... ♪ 108 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,407 What you hearing at The Tribune these days, anyway? 109 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,309 I don't think the woman's in her right mind. 110 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,411 She might call herself a Republican, 111 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,246 but she's not one of us. 112 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,281 She's a truth teller. 113 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,282 Well, look at what they did 114 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:09,516 to poor Dorothy Hunt? 115 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,318 She was on that horrible plane that crashed, 116 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,587 and then they found $10,000 cash on her. 117 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,623 Seeing as how this person cannot be stopped 118 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,591 or reasoned with in any way, 119 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,326 uh, the White House harbors the fervent hope 120 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,895 that she can avail herself of familial comfort 121 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:22,997 and professional help. 122 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,019 Oh! 123 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,820 What do you say about the rumors 124 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,789 out of the White House that you've struggled with alcohol? 125 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,392 I say a rumor is just a lie without a home. 126 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,061 She's a lush and a pill popper too. 127 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,296 She's got problems emotionally and whatnot, 128 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,564 but, um, who doesn't? 129 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,902 They were the ones that stonewalled 130 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,638 Wright Patman's committee in the House last October. 131 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:05,739 Well, then I can be your source, 132 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:06,974 'cause I'm telling you it's factual. 133 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,375 Oh, you know what I forgot to ask you? 134 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:10,077 Did you get those Hummels I sent after the wedding? 135 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,679 And you stated elsewhere that your goal 136 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,047 is to take down Nixon. 137 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,416 But the president's approval numbers just keep climbing. 138 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,650 If the American people 139 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,652 knew half of what I do about their government, 140 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,521 they wouldn't have much to approve of. 141 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:21,989 So Mrs. Mitchell's behavior 142 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,725 isn't getting to the first lady or the president, 143 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,326 as has been reported? 144 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,695 Do you hear yourself when you ask these questions? 145 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:28,962 I mean, for criminy's sake, come on. 146 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,464 Let me ask the obvious question. 147 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,999 What is obvious? 148 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,333 Are you crazy? 149 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:34,501 Yeah. 150 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:38,639 Frickin' loudmouth. 151 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,673 Freedom-loving. 152 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:40,974 Limousine liberal. 153 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,009 Groovy liberated. 154 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,577 Commie bitch. 155 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,388 All rise. 156 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,491 This court is now in session 157 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,594 with the Honorable Judge John Sirica presiding. 158 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,963 You may be seated. 159 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,137 Gentlemen, I called you in today for a formal sentencing. 160 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,841 But first, I'd like to say a few words. 161 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,110 When I was a younger man, 162 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:19,446 Jack Dempsey was my sparring partner. 163 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,049 I don't say that to boast, 164 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,718 and I certainly don't say it to imply 165 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:27,154 that I wasn't getting pummeled every Tuesday at the Y. 166 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,426 But I know what it means to have heart. 167 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,595 And frankly, the group of you have shown a lot of heart, 168 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:37,664 taking all the licks you have in this courtroom. 169 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:41,068 And I believe it's to be commended. 170 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,137 But a fighter also has to know 171 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,405 when it's time to throw in the towel. 172 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,877 Which brings me to a very interesting letter 173 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,145 I received this morning... 174 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:55,883 ...from Mr. McCord. 175 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,452 "Certain questions have been posed to me 176 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,888 from Your Honor through the probation officer"-- 177 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,122 You rat fuck! 178 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:04,958 I'll fucking-- I'll fucking kill you! 179 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:05,959 Order! 180 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,528 I will fucking kill you! 181 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,029 - Remove him! - You fuck! 182 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,964 I'll fucking kill you! 183 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,100 You fuck! I should've fucking killed you 184 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,601 when I had the chance! 185 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,770 - Get him out of here! - You fuck! 186 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:54,608 Come in. 187 00:07:57,845 --> 00:08:01,148 The partners brought these over for you to sign. 188 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,550 How are you settling in? 189 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,952 Oh, you know. 190 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,186 I know. 191 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:10,724 Looking like you got a little sun. 192 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:12,125 Oh, stop. 193 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,828 Any calls from the White House? 194 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:20,167 They're probably just... 195 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,135 busy. 196 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,973 I ran two of Dick's campaigns, the ones he won. 197 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,543 The least you'd think I could expect is to get 198 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:32,880 a goddamn fucking call back. 199 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:38,652 Oh, I never saw that one. 200 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,787 Look at those two young men. 201 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,289 Not my best angle. 202 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,791 Oh, stop. You look handsome. 203 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,862 You know, I always wondered. 204 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,566 Do he and Pat ever... 205 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,169 Oh. 206 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,071 Not since Trish was born. 207 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,245 Too bad. 208 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,783 And, uh, Mr. Mitchell, if you ever need anything, 209 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,285 uh, I'm right outside your door. 210 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,719 You know that, right? 211 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,022 Of course. Thank you, Diana. 212 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,284 God damn it. 213 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:45,686 I'm sorry 214 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:46,954 to bother you again, Mr. Mitchell, 215 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,056 but I-I think you should turn on the news. 216 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,194 In what reads like a wish list 217 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,997 for the prosecution, James McCord's letter alleges 218 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:00,100 a massive campaign of sabotage and obstruction 219 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,069 on the part of the Nixon administration. 220 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,805 Reports from Capitol Hill cite Mr. McCord's letter 221 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,074 as a reason to open a Senate committee 222 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,009 dedicated to the Watergate matter. 223 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,644 If that happens, both present 224 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,879 and former members of the administration 225 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,015 may become targets of the investigation. 226 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,650 The news will come as a shock 227 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,352 to the newly re-elected president, 228 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,620 who might have considered the burgeoning scandal 229 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,189 safely behind him. 230 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,195 "Mr. McCord has joined lone voices 231 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,764 "in the wilderness such as Martha Mitchell 232 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,300 "in publicly implicating the president's closest aides 233 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,801 in the Watergate break-in." 234 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,203 Well, at least now they will see 235 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,405 I was right about the whole rotten lot of 'em. 236 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,806 Are you sure you don't want any? 237 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,974 Yes, thank you. 238 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,776 Mm. 239 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,679 Boy, they've really got 'em lined up now. 240 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,381 Bunch of bowling pins. 241 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,151 Martha, can we focus on the book? 242 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,253 I-I really wanna get some work done today. 243 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,822 Oh. Of course. 244 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,891 You have my undivided attention. 245 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,028 So the Pine Bluffs records office 246 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,330 didn't have a death certificate on file for your father-- 247 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,298 Oh, Maria! Ooh! 248 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,302 This is my good friend Maria from back in the New York days. 249 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,738 Maria, this is Winzola McLendon. 250 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:15,175 She is my biographer and a first-rate journalist. 251 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,777 Right up there with Helen Thomas. 252 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,846 A biography? 253 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,784 Martha, you are too much for this town, I swear. 254 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,786 Oh, guess who I ran into at the A&P. 255 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,020 - Who? - Jay. 256 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,257 Jay, your son? 257 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,225 You said he was still in Vietnam. 258 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,795 Oh, no, he's been stateside for a while now. 259 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,763 Living with all those Jews down in Baltimore. 260 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,733 He's such a kind boy. Won the Silver Star, you know. 261 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,368 Purple Heart. Now, did he mention to you 262 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,336 that he has moved in with that little girlfriend of his? 263 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,072 I darn near hit the roof. 264 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,208 Can I interview him? For the book. 265 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,811 But you have me, the greatest source of all. 266 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,183 Yes, it just might be interesting is all. 267 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,052 Well, of course, if that's what you want to do, 268 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:00,887 but I will give you a piece of advice. 269 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,122 If that little girlfriend of his 270 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,758 invites you over for dinner, take an entrée. 271 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,259 She's a vegetarian. 272 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:10,764 Although there are reports that the convicted 273 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,933 Watergate conspirators might be first 274 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,235 to testify at the formal hearings, 275 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,337 which begin a week from Thursday, 276 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,140 Ervin and Baker would only say that the witness list 277 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,942 will be out later this week. 278 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,844 And the first set of hearings will last... 279 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:24,978 Hey there! 280 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,214 How's married life treating you, champ? 281 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,849 Uh, it's only been a week, 282 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,118 but so far, so good. 283 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,486 Yeah, Mo is a-a little peeved 284 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,454 we had to stick around D.C., and, uh-- 285 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:37,491 Oh, I'm so sorry you had to cancel your honeymoon. 286 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,827 Now this damn McCord letter's gotten everybody in a fright. 287 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,095 Yeah, no, it's, uh-- it's all right. 288 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,797 You know, we hadn't actually left yet, 289 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,433 so it was just a matter of unpacking. 290 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,068 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 291 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,171 Well, still, the president, he feels awful about it. 292 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,440 He and the first lady would like to gift you 293 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,008 a little getaway weekend. 294 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,977 Something to tide you over until you and the missus 295 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,079 can spring for the real honeymoon. 296 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,884 - You gotta be shitting me. - No. 297 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,785 President never shits anyone about Camp David. 298 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,121 Here are the keys. 299 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,857 Directions, list of amenities should be included. 300 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:11,892 This is unbelievable. 301 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:15,896 I-I--thank you so, so much. I-- 302 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:16,997 Oh, my God, Mo's gonna flip. 303 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,132 I--this-- I don't know what to say. 304 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,467 - You earned it. No. - Oh. 305 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,169 And look, it'll be good to have a little time away 306 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,404 from the city to write that investigative report, right? 307 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,874 I'm sor--um... 308 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,111 sorry, i-investigative report? 309 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,246 Oh, yeah. Did nobody tell you? 310 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,349 Oh, huh. Oh, okay. 311 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,585 No, it's just something, uh, Dick wants typed up. 312 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,121 You know, some legalese that separates the White House 313 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,322 from any involvement. 314 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,257 You know, boilerplate stuff, something to help 315 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,293 put an end to all this Watergate fuss, but... 316 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,495 Well, right, right. It-it-it's just, um-- 317 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,829 Sir. 318 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,932 It's Mitchell calling for you again. 319 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,133 Oh. 320 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,035 Can you, uh, tell him I'm in a meeting, Kay? 321 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,469 - Yes, sir. - Please. Thank you. 322 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,838 Goddamn. 323 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,075 That pathetic bastard. He just--he won't take a hint. 324 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,310 You know? 325 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,045 Don't tell me he's been calling you too. 326 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:08,148 Well, once or twice. I-I haven't actually answered. 327 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,017 Yeah, I tell you, he should do something useful 328 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,320 and put a shovel to that embarrassment of a wife. 329 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,427 You-you go enjoy Camp David. 330 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,596 Uh, well, uh, as I was saying, sir, 331 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,998 um, you, uh-- about that report-- 332 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,100 Yes. 333 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,537 Do--you know, with all the r-renewed media scrutiny, 334 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,138 do you really think it's wise 335 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:36,209 that I put my name on an investigative report 336 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:40,013 without doing an actual investigation? 337 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,984 Hmm. 338 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:47,187 Yeah, could seem a little fishy, huh? 339 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,323 I mean, I-I-I could be indicted for obstruction of justice. 340 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,424 Technically. 341 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,959 Right. Yeah. 342 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,661 No, you know what? Forget it. 343 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,296 Really? 344 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,931 The president would never wanna put you in a tough position. 345 00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,165 - Right. Of course, yeah. - Not at all. 346 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,167 No, we got it covered, lover boy, all right? 347 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,637 You go enjoy Camp David, all right? 348 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,406 I will. Thank you, sir. My goodness. 349 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,642 This is--this is incredible. Thank you. Thank you so much. 350 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,210 You're so welcome. No, you've earned it. 351 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,378 I'll send you a postcard. 352 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,146 Okay, please do. 353 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,214 - Thank you, sir. - All right. Have fun. 354 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,348 Thank you. 355 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,403 Kay, could you be a doll, please, 356 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,371 and get me John Mitchell now? 357 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,439 Thank you. 358 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,455 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 359 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,690 Good day. 360 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,125 Um... 361 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,127 firstly, I want to commend you on your excellent work 362 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,129 as part of the Watergate task force. 363 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,199 There's a lot of armchair quarterbacks in this town, 364 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,567 but I think we could all benefit 365 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,036 from a lot more positive reinforcement. 366 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,239 Am I right? This guy knows I'm right. 367 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:18,078 Secondly, you may hear some news 368 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,680 over the next few days 369 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:24,217 about my leadership, uh, of the bureau. 370 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,254 The last year or so, it seems I have been 371 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:33,026 in communication, um, with... 372 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,628 certain folks at the White House... 373 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:39,165 regarding the state of the investigation, 374 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,234 giving them... 375 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,003 copies of the 302s and so forth. 376 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,739 Copies of the 302s? 377 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,607 - And-- - Excuse me, sir. 378 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,109 I'm sorry to interrupt. 379 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:54,681 You're not saying that you've been leaking our investigation 380 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:58,051 to the people we've been investigating. 381 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,189 I mean, I wouldn't exactly, 382 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,626 but, uh, yeah, that's, uh, 383 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,794 about right, yeah. 384 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,330 That sounds, uh, accurate. 385 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,101 And all that's gonna come out. 386 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,271 Uh, at this point, I think it might be in keeping 387 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,240 with my desire to create 388 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:24,043 a more open and, uh, inclusive working environment 389 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:28,214 that I would open up, uh, the forum to some questions. 390 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,620 Which you-you can... 391 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,622 submit in writing to my secretary 392 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,424 to be answered at a future date. 393 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,161 Un-fucking-believable. 394 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,062 Ah. 395 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,731 Look at the time. I've gotta run to a meeting. 396 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:48,468 Uh, great work. Thank you. 397 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,637 Let's keep this going. 398 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,410 I can't believe it. 399 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:58,445 I can. 400 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,680 Fuck it. 401 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,849 If Gray's gonna be stuck doing damage control, 402 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,284 forget the protocol. 403 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,152 Why don't we just start doing real police work? 404 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,130 ["I Want to See the Bright Lights Tonight" 405 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,731 playing over radio] 406 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,702 ♪ Now the weekend's come ♪ 407 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:26,739 ♪ I'm gonna Throw my troubles away... ♪ 408 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:39,486 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 409 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:46,192 ♪ Meet me at the station Don't be late... ♪ 410 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,194 Mr. and Mrs. Dean, welcome. 411 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,462 Hello. 412 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,297 ♪ I need to spend some money ♪ 413 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,632 ♪ And it just won't wait... ♪ 414 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,133 Welcome to Camp David, Mrs. Dean. 415 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,635 Oh, my God. 416 00:18:55,668 --> 00:19:00,206 ♪ Take me to the dance And hold me tight ♪ 417 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:06,913 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 418 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,822 Oh, I thought I'd been cast off on an iceberg. 419 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,558 John, welcome back. You've been missed. 420 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,261 He's just been so busy lately. You know how he gets. 421 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,495 Well, I ought to. 422 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,597 I am the poor bastard's best friend, aren't I? 423 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,203 Speak of the devil. 424 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,804 - Hey, John Mitchell. - Oh! 425 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,308 John, great to see you. 426 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,343 - Bob, hey John. - How are ya, chief? 427 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,245 Chuck, what are you all doing here? 428 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,647 Where's the big enchilada? 429 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,382 Oh, Dick got pulled into an emergency meeting, 430 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,616 but he sends his best. 431 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,218 Yeah, have a seat. 432 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,387 Uh, scotch? You prefer gin? 433 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,622 You know John Dean's the only faggot 434 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,224 who drinks gin around here. 435 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,362 Maybe I should schedule 436 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,531 when it's a better time for the president. 437 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,900 That won't be necessary. 438 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,703 We could use your input on a couple of details 439 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:04,771 he's been asking us about. 440 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,972 Yeah, couple sticky wickets. 441 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,574 A few things you can clear up for us, sir. 442 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,342 Mm-hmm, what-what-what do you-- what do you got? 443 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,611 Well, for instance... 444 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,813 this Gordon Liddy character. 445 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,783 Now, he was part of your outfit at CREEP, correct? 446 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,319 Him, Hunt, and McCord? 447 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,653 You've met Liddy. 448 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,757 You've all met Liddy. 449 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,529 Hmm. I don't recall that. 450 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,897 No. Me neither. 451 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,366 Drawing a complete blank. 452 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,403 Maybe you could just refresh us on exactly 453 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,272 - how you recruited him. - Mm-hmm. 454 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,307 You know, in fact, 455 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,843 might be best if you just took us 456 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,245 through the whole planning and operation 457 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,014 - of the thing from your end. - Just for clarity. 458 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,416 Just we can see how it all came together. 459 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,553 You put the ball in motion on this thing, correct? 460 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,787 The break-in was your brainchild, right? 461 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,389 That's right. 462 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,404 You know, John... 463 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,873 ...I'm-I'm a little fuzzy on it. 464 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,944 In fact, the only break-in I can remember is, uh... 465 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:18,978 the Ellsberg. 466 00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:20,813 That was your job, right? 467 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:24,350 And, Bob, weren't you point on that plan 468 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,686 to firebomb the Brookings Institute? 469 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,888 Or-or was that you, Chuck? 470 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,556 It was a shame that one didn't happen. 471 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,825 I-I thought there'd be a great weenie roast. 472 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,996 All right. 473 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:39,599 And then there's those nights where-- 474 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,800 where we all sat up, 475 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,603 trying to figure out how to secretly bomb 476 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,971 the fuck out of Cambodia. 477 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,774 I think we get the point. 478 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,841 Have you got the point, 479 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,576 or you need it fucked up your ass 480 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,945 and broken off on the other end? 481 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:07,393 I was fucking with you. 482 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:08,494 Yup. You're so tense. 483 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,762 You fucker. 484 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,065 He's fucking with us! 485 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,834 All right, well, uh, I think that's about it. 486 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,437 Thanks for coming in, you friendless sack of shit. 487 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,772 I have enjoyed every minute of it, you fuck-for-brains. 488 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:20,873 Can't wait for this one 489 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,442 to be frog-marched to prison, huh? 490 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:23,976 You talentless bunch of shit-gibbons 491 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,845 are more likely to be the first there. 492 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,046 What do you think? What do you think? 493 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,081 Get ass cancer and die. 494 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,515 Bye-bye, now. 495 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,054 Wait. Are there microphones in here? 496 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:36,989 - Jesus, Chuck. - Wh-which-- 497 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,591 They're in here, right? They're in there. 498 00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:39,726 That's where they are. 499 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,794 Oval Office. 500 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,945 Oh, no. 501 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,580 No, no, no. 502 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,682 - No, no. - Mr. Magruder! 503 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,383 How you doing today? 504 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,651 I don't know if we've formally met. 505 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,787 I'm Special Agent Angelo Lano. 506 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,655 This is my partner, Paul Magallanes. 507 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,858 - No way. No way. Thank you. - What's going on? 508 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:12,959 I-I know who you are. 509 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,694 I've seen you around. I gotta go. 510 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,395 I gotta pick up my kid for the dentist. 511 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,134 Well, we were wondering 512 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,468 if you could help us clear up 513 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,836 some of the illicit communications 514 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,572 between CREEP and FBI Director Gray. 515 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,908 Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, uh, Pancho Villa, 516 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:30,443 because I-I don't know anything 517 00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:33,112 about any secret, uh, communications-- 518 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,615 illicit communications with the FBI. 519 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,450 So why don't you two, you know, buzz off? 520 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:38,718 Mr. Magruder, I know you don't wanna 521 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,720 find yourself on the business end 522 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,456 of a 14-year sentence for obstruction of justice. 523 00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:44,824 - Hey, okay. - Or do you? 524 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,993 Okay, I know what you're trying to do here, all right? 525 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,929 You think that you can, uh, you know, just intimidate me 526 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:52,064 because I'm just gonna roll over 527 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,833 and let you fuck me up the ass. 528 00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:57,036 Yeah. That's right. That's right. 529 00:23:57,069 --> 00:24:01,107 You wanna come here to my place of business, 530 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,642 and you wanna fuck me. 531 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,677 You wanna fuck me up the ass. Both of you. 532 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,748 Please get yourselves off of my Oldsmobile. 533 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,016 All right. 534 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,617 Maybe it's time we give the poor guy a break. 535 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,519 - He's not talking. - No? You don't think so? 536 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:14,754 I don't think so. 537 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,888 That's too bad, because the first one 538 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,224 who talks gets sweetheart deal, right? 539 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,126 That's right. 540 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,795 I don't want the sweetheart deal. 541 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,897 Man of steel, gotta give him that. 542 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,799 Fort fucking Knox. 543 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,034 We'll see you soon. 544 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,169 Why? Why would you see me? 545 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:32,471 I don't--I don't know anything. 546 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,807 Did you not hear me tell you? 547 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,977 I am ignorant of what you are talking about. 548 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,246 You fuck me, I fuck you. 549 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,247 - All right. - Yup. 550 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,648 I fuck you. 551 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,753 See you soon, Jeb. 552 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,872 I wouldn't be the first, right? 553 00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:13,546 ♪ As the mist ♪ 554 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:16,983 Mine are flawless. -♪ Leaves no scar ♪ 555 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:22,521 ♪ On the dark green hill ♪ 556 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,024 ♪ So my body ♪ 557 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:30,630 ♪ Leaves no scar on you ♪ 558 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,767 ♪ And never will ♪ 559 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,169 Oh, shit. 560 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,905 ♪ Through windows ♪ 561 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:42,208 ♪ In the dark... ♪ 562 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,810 Oh, great! 563 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,046 ♪ The children go ♪ 564 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:51,083 ♪ Like arrows ♪ 565 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,185 ♪ With no targets ♪ 566 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,822 ♪ Like shackles... ♪ 567 00:25:56,856 --> 00:26:00,159 Oh, my God. 568 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:03,229 That was mean. 569 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,131 ♪ True love leaves no traces ♪ 570 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,832 Oh! 571 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,803 ♪ If you and I are one ♪ 572 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:16,609 ♪ It's lost In our embraces... ♪ 573 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,345 We'll probably be the first people 574 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,613 to ever have sex here. 575 00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:28,220 They're-they're beaming these in from a-a satellite? 576 00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,724 - This one's from Japan. - Mm. 577 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:32,992 Isn't that far out? 578 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,200 Hey, what's wrong? 579 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:48,074 My mother is such a complicated woman, 580 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:51,277 but she would always tell me that she knew 581 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,145 that she was going to spend the rest of her life 582 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,247 with my father from the moment that she met him, 583 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:58,084 and I was always looking for that exact same feeling 584 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,319 and so worried that I didn't feel it 585 00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:02,388 or couldn't feel it at all and-- 586 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,223 And you felt it when you met me. 587 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,324 No, that's what I'm saying. 588 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:09,695 I, at first, hated you so much, so much. 589 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:12,365 Oh, it was overwhelming. You must've felt that, John. 590 00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:18,137 But then I got to know you, and all of a sudden, I... 591 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,644 ...I just--I don't know. 592 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,847 It's not anything like my mom said it would be. 593 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,649 I feel like I'm only capable 594 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:32,685 of loving you desperately 595 00:27:32,718 --> 00:27:33,886 or hating your guts, 596 00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:37,156 which I still do some afternoons. 597 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,891 That's not very romantic, is it? 598 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,861 I--you know what it is? I'm drunk. 599 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:43,095 - No. - That's all it is. 600 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:45,698 You're-you're scared. 601 00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:47,066 I don't know. Maybe. 602 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,368 It's okay. It's okay. I'm scared too. 603 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:52,438 I've never been here before. I don't know how all this ends. 604 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,442 But I know that we're here. We made it this far. 605 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,678 We're at Camp David. 606 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:04,083 I don't know, I thought getting married 607 00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:06,986 was supposed to take away the fear. 608 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,955 We have nothing to fear but fear itself. 609 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,191 Oh. 610 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:15,461 Is that Mama Cass? 611 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,030 Refill on your drink, Mrs. Kennedy? 612 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:19,965 That sounds--yeah. 613 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:21,901 Why don't you make it a double? 614 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,270 Oh, I serve at the pleasure of the president. 615 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:46,092 The investigation should be thorough 616 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,893 and aboveboard. 617 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,795 - And second... - Your boyfriend's on. 618 00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:51,831 ...that if there were any higher involvement, 619 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,233 we should get the facts out first. 620 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,937 White House counsel John Dean has been assigned 621 00:28:57,970 --> 00:29:00,372 to monitor these investigations. 622 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,408 I entrusted the task of getting me 623 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,743 the written report to Mr. Dean. 624 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,412 Whatever the facts might be, 625 00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:10,249 I wanted the White House to be the first to make them public. 626 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:12,051 - Shall we march? - Yeah. 627 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,819 In the streets! In the streets! 628 00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:16,188 - All right. - Free Martha Mitchell! 629 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,957 Free Martha Mitchell! 630 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,825 I have put down the only earrings 631 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,361 that go with this necklace, and I just cannot-- 632 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,963 Now I'm late. 633 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:24,964 ...here on the par-three golf course 634 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:27,032 on Monday night... 635 00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:28,300 You have been moping for weeks 636 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:32,071 while I have been out defending our reputation. 637 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,072 Oh. 638 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,373 From where I sit, 639 00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:37,209 looks a bit more self-serving than that. 640 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:39,145 Self-serving? 641 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:41,280 Look at these freaks. 642 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:43,849 Free Martha Mitchell! 643 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:47,887 You're practically a teen idol, just what you always wanted. 644 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,223 That'll goose book sales. 645 00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:52,491 We're looking at boarding schools. 646 00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:54,293 Be sure to clear your schedule. 647 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:56,862 Diana'll take care of that. 648 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:58,297 She's very attentive. 649 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:06,539 Don't, uh, let Marty stay up too late. 650 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:10,442 And there's pot roast in the kitchen if you get hungry. 651 00:30:11,877 --> 00:30:13,579 I won't. 652 00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:20,219 What the hell, Bob? 653 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,487 Come on, you-- 654 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,423 No, you said I didn't have to write that report. 655 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:25,591 Well, the president's plastering it 656 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,859 all over the news. 657 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:28,294 That's-that's my name out there. 658 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,929 I could go to jail for this. 659 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:32,531 Listen. I am on your side. 660 00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:35,467 But Dick just isn't gonna budge on this. 661 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,870 If you nut up and do the right thing, 662 00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:40,406 then it'll just be a lot easier for everyone. 663 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:42,074 Is-is that a threat? 664 00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:43,409 Of course not, buddy. 665 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:45,911 I just want to help you get out of your own way. 666 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,479 I hope you're having fun up there. 667 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,116 No, Bob. Bob? Bob? 668 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:55,054 What song is sung at a dress-up party on Fire Island? 669 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,559 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 670 00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:11,370 I feel like something's going on. 671 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,113 Whoo-ooh. 672 00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:36,895 Somebody was hungry. 673 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:04,523 I just--I feel strong when I'm with you. 674 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,358 Like I can do anything. 675 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:08,127 Oh, John. 676 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,361 When we're in the office together, 677 00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,263 I can barely stand it. 678 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:14,233 I want you inside me so badly. 679 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,303 Mm. Soon. 680 00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:19,204 We'll book a room at the Roosevelt 681 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:20,706 and sneak off. 682 00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:42,628 You really think this is gonna work, 683 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,697 just sitting here like this? 684 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,732 Oh, yeah. 685 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,233 Big-time. 686 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,569 Once we had this potential witness 687 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:51,970 in a white-collar case. 688 00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:53,972 Criminal mastermind like this guy here. 689 00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,741 We did everything to get him to talk, 690 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,009 but nothing worked. 691 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,510 Then my partner gets this idea, 692 00:32:58,544 --> 00:32:59,611 stake out his house for the weekend 693 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,647 just for the fuck of it. 694 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,550 I'm telling you, within seven hours, 695 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:08,187 this asshole comes out to the car and says he'll talk. 696 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,389 - Wow. - Yeah. 697 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:12,324 It's one thing to feel like a criminal when you're alone. 698 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:13,525 It's another thing to feel it 699 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,427 when you're with your wife, your children. 700 00:33:15,461 --> 00:33:19,765 It feels invasive somehow, unbearable. 701 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,334 He'll be singing to the special prosecutor 702 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:24,236 by tomorrow morning. 703 00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:26,438 Deputy campaign director. 704 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:27,773 Guy shouldn't be deputy director 705 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,642 of a fuckin' White Castle. 706 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:33,078 It--this is some charmed gringo shit right here. 707 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:36,348 - That's what that is. - What do you mean, gringo shit? 708 00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,384 You saw when new assignments went up last week, right? 709 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,585 Yeah. 710 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:40,719 All the Hispanic guys got shit jobs, right? 711 00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:42,087 Well... 712 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:43,288 - Well? - Yeah. 713 00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:46,425 - Translation. Transcription. - Okay. 714 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,060 You know what they used to call guys like me 715 00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:49,428 - when I was at the Academy? - What? 716 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:50,462 The Taco Squad. 717 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:51,730 Don't laugh. 718 00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:53,732 That's cafeteria shit-talk. 719 00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:55,067 It's not a big thing. 720 00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:58,370 So you're telling me 721 00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:01,573 it wouldn't get under your skin if you were part of the-- 722 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:04,243 I don't know, the-the-the Dago Division? 723 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,348 Look, I'm just sayin', 724 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:13,352 we're all jockeying for a spot at the trough, right? 725 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,687 Even Sergeant Dickhead over here. 726 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:18,190 You have to drink something. 727 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,626 - It's a hot one. - Yeah. 728 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:24,396 Okay. 729 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,676 Why didn't you tell me about this, John? 730 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,111 I don't know. 731 00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:41,847 I'm such an idiot. 732 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,650 I just--I thought if I-- 733 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,084 if I kept it all a secret, 734 00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:49,087 then eventually, it would just... 735 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,155 go away. 736 00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:51,790 That's the logic of a five-year-old. 737 00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:53,492 I'm-I'm-I'm your wife. 738 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:54,827 That's not really how this works. 739 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:57,229 I know. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 740 00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,498 Okay, so this investigative report 741 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:00,799 that Haldeman wants you to write-- 742 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:04,203 I told you the report is a sham. 743 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:08,841 If I write it, I am the first official 744 00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:11,276 with knowledge of the cover-up to lie about it publicly. 745 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:12,344 That is what they want. 746 00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:13,745 They wanna pin it on me 747 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,748 so that they can squash any more investigations. 748 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,650 What happens if you refuse to do that? 749 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:23,288 Th-they'll draw and quarter me in the press. 750 00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:24,456 They'll destroy me. 751 00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,525 You don't know what kind of tools 752 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,393 they have at their disposal, Mo. 753 00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:29,795 I should know, I've used them. 754 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,865 Oh, my God. Stop talking. 755 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,233 I know I let you down. I-I'm-- 756 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,434 I-I didn't mean to keep things from you. 757 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,469 I just--it all got out of hand. 758 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:38,537 Okay. 759 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,808 I'm only gonna say this one time, okay? 760 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:46,378 You cannot ever do this to me again, ever. 761 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:48,647 I know. 762 00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:51,383 Okay. 763 00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:54,419 Now, you obviously can't write that report, 764 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,421 and we cannot let them drag you through the press. 765 00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:57,823 So what's the third option? 766 00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:00,492 I-I can't just walk 767 00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:02,427 into the special prosecutor's office. 768 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:03,629 Why not? 769 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,898 Because I'm-I'm at the center of this thing. 770 00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:07,366 I'm the bad guy. 771 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,601 Well, what if you're the guy who saw an injustice 772 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,370 and decided to do something about it? 773 00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:14,273 Wh-what do you mean? 774 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:17,376 I'm saying--okay, if you come out against these people, 775 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,411 these criminals, 776 00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:21,580 you no longer have a legal problem, right? 777 00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:24,583 You have, what, a-a-a PR problem. 778 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:25,584 And you know what? 779 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:26,818 I-I've spent my entire life 780 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:29,588 creating versions of myself to please people 781 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:30,789 to get what I want, 782 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:33,258 and what I want is for you not to go to jail. 783 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:36,228 So we just... 784 00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:38,397 teach you how to do that. 785 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,898 We're gonna have you tell the truth 786 00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:42,634 in a way that America likes you. 787 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:44,636 Create a version of you that people can see themselves in. 788 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,672 I think that's how we win this, John. 789 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,340 That's how we get free. 790 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,643 You just have to trust me. 791 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:52,978 Oh. 792 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:58,550 I mean, do you trust me? 793 00:36:58,584 --> 00:36:59,585 Yes. 794 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:07,225 I love you... so much. 795 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,298 Thank you both so much for meeting me. 796 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,567 Oh, thank you. 797 00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:16,969 Um, I would offer you some, 798 00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:19,605 but I-I hear that you're a vegetarian. 799 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:22,240 Martha told you that? 800 00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:23,575 Fantastic. 801 00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:27,946 So, um, listen, Jay, 802 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:29,648 I was surprised when your mom mentioned 803 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,617 that you were back from overseas. 804 00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:35,754 Well, actually, I've been back a few years now. 805 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,389 My mother sometimes likes to tell people 806 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,957 from the press I'm still fighting. 807 00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:41,426 You know, exaggerate for effect. 808 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,828 Drunks tend to do that. 809 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:47,966 Um, and I have here that your father, Clyde, 810 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,302 divorced your mother in 1957. 811 00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:51,503 Yeah, that's right. 812 00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:54,306 I-I guess she met Mr. Mitchell the year before, 813 00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:56,675 and, um, I was nine, 814 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,510 so I-I don't really know much about that. 815 00:37:58,543 --> 00:37:59,978 Okay. 816 00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:03,715 And, um, what can you tell me about growing up with your mom? 817 00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:06,685 Um, anything will help, um, you know, 818 00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:08,520 memories, anecdotes, that sort of thing. 819 00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:12,791 Yeah, yeah. Uh, oof. Well... 820 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,994 Look, there is a reason why Martha never talks about Jay. 821 00:38:16,028 --> 00:38:17,362 - Well-- - It's because 822 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:18,697 she left him behind with everything else 823 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:21,033 from her past that she'd prefer to forget. 824 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:23,735 - I-I'm sorry? - Sharon-- 825 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:25,871 She is a selfish, troubled woman 826 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:28,740 who happened to raise a sensitive and loving son. 827 00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:30,308 But I don't credit that to her mothering 828 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:31,777 any more than I credit a hurricane 829 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,812 for the next sunny day. 830 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,480 Understand? 831 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,717 Yeah. 832 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,352 Right. 833 00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:43,488 Now, if you will excuse me, I have to use the ladies' room. 834 00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:54,366 Sorry about that. 835 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:56,668 She's just a little protective of me. 836 00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:57,836 That's okay. 837 00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,738 Strong women tend to be that way. 838 00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,643 I brought something that I wanted to give you. 839 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,781 It's just some things of my mother's 840 00:39:09,815 --> 00:39:12,084 that I've collected over the years. 841 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:14,519 Old photos. 842 00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:16,088 Stuff she left behind. 843 00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,657 Uh, maybe it might help with your book. 844 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:20,625 Of course. 845 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:22,627 Thank-thank you so much. That's-- 846 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:24,096 So how's she doing, anyway? 847 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,898 She's fine. 848 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:30,068 Yeah, she's playing a pretty dangerous game 849 00:39:30,102 --> 00:39:31,570 with the press right now, 850 00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:36,007 antagonizing the White House like that, but, uh... 851 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,777 she's tough, your mom. 852 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:41,613 You know, she has a way of, um, 853 00:39:41,646 --> 00:39:43,014 working against herself. 854 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,816 Yeah, that sounds like her. 855 00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:46,384 There are days when I think 856 00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:49,154 I should just move on and cover something else, 857 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:53,425 but she calls me up and wins me over, so... 858 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:57,395 Look, I know my mom is a lot to handle... 859 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:02,467 ...but don't give up on her. 860 00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:07,973 Thank you. 861 00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:16,815 Martha, if we don't leave now, we're gonna be late. 862 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,819 Great, it's a boarding school tour, 863 00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,454 not La Scala. Come on. 864 00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:23,822 Well, I have to wear it somewhere. 865 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:25,824 Otherwise, it's a waste, and you never take me anywhere. 866 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:27,125 Zolton's been waiting an hour down there. 867 00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:29,060 You're awfully grumpy. Up late? 868 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,729 Not now. 869 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,164 I'll take a number like everybody else. 870 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,532 What are we up to now? 871 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:34,733 Don't listen to your mother. 872 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,568 She's full of stories. 873 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,103 And gin. 874 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:41,506 I'd have to be drunk to put up with you. 875 00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:51,016 These are our social grounds, 876 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:53,685 a place to relax with new friends. 877 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:58,089 - Eyes forward. - Stop it. 878 00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,825 I'd say they're all too young for you, 879 00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:01,526 but you never listen to your wife. 880 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,228 We are not gonna do this here. 881 00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:05,564 Oh, I think that one 882 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,065 might have her learner's permit. 883 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:12,504 Over this way, you'll see the sports courts. 884 00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:15,507 We believe a healthy body promotes a healthy mind. 885 00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:18,109 Mm, maybe I should take a lover too, 886 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:19,711 take the pressure off. 887 00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:21,479 You're the one that keeps creating the pressure, 888 00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:23,849 the one on television every second of the day. 889 00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:25,016 Shh. 890 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,084 Well, I wouldn't have to go on TV 891 00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:27,719 if you had the guts to speak out. 892 00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:30,722 Oh, God. Not this again. I can't take it anymore. 893 00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:32,924 Hey. Could you guys keep it down? 894 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,626 Keep yourself down, buddy. 895 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:36,228 - Excuse me? - Come on, Martha. 896 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:37,529 There are children here. 897 00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:39,064 Tell them to mind their own damn business. 898 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,733 Hey, pal, might wanna handle your wife. 899 00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:43,602 - The hell you say to me? - Dad. 900 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:44,803 Maybe this is the reason 901 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,605 the president canned you, asshole. 902 00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:47,873 How dare you speak to my husband like that? 903 00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:48,874 If I can direct your attention 904 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:49,941 to the field hockey area? 905 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,009 What are you gonna do, lady? 906 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,244 You gonna go on TV and make a sucker 907 00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,612 out of me like you did to your husband? 908 00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:56,081 Stop it. Stop it. 909 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,084 You smug little prick. 910 00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:00,652 Dad. 911 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:01,887 Oh! 912 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:09,227 - Jackass. - Jerk. 913 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,834 You all right, darling? 914 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,869 Mitchell. Oh! 915 00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:19,004 Dad? 916 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,005 Somebody get a doctor, please. 917 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,873 Somebody get a doctor. 918 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:24,309 What's wrong? What's happening? 919 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,045 Just catch your breath. Just catch your breath. 920 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,047 Daddy, what's wrong? 921 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,116 Daddy, are you okay? 922 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:48,733 Fuck. 923 00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:49,968 They not teach you to use a waste bin 924 00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:51,069 at the Academy? My word. 925 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:54,205 Uh, Mrs.-Mrs. Magruder. 926 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,641 Hello. May, uh-- 927 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,810 can we--can we help you? 928 00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:01,746 My husband, he suffers from the nocturia. 929 00:43:02,314 --> 00:43:03,748 Um... 930 00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:05,083 - what? - The what? 931 00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:06,284 Nocturia. 932 00:43:06,318 --> 00:43:08,320 It's a medical term for an overactive bladder 933 00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:09,854 brought on by anxiety. 934 00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:12,991 So when he's nervous, he has to pee, and so he pees. 935 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:15,160 But right away, he immediately gets this burning sensation 936 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,895 like he has to go again. 937 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,731 It's just a trick his mind is playing on him. 938 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,633 Uh... 939 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:23,802 I'm-I'm sorry, Mrs. Magruder-- 940 00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:25,203 Call me Gail. 941 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,773 Uh, sure, Gail. 942 00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:31,042 Why are you telling us this? 943 00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:32,210 Mmm. 944 00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:36,915 Because ever since the two of you amateurs 945 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:39,217 have been sitting outside of my house, 946 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:42,754 Jeb has been inside going back and forth to the restroom 947 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,689 as if it's an Olympic sport. 948 00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:47,258 The poor dummy is convinced you boys are gonna haul him off 949 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,861 to some secret prison in Bolivia or something. 950 00:43:49,894 --> 00:43:52,197 He can't stop peeing. It's driving me crazy. 951 00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:54,833 Well, we sympathize with you, Gail. 952 00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:58,203 But if Jeb didn't want anyone looking over his shoulder, 953 00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:00,038 maybe he shouldn't have gotten himself involved 954 00:44:00,071 --> 00:44:02,974 in a criminal conspiracy. 955 00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:04,843 You're not listening to me. 956 00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:08,179 My husband is not an intelligent man. 957 00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:09,681 Yeah. 958 00:44:09,714 --> 00:44:10,982 But he knows how to do the right thing. 959 00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:14,386 A few days ago, I was this close to convincing him 960 00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:16,788 to go to talk to the special prosecutor. 961 00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:19,190 And then you two boneheads showed up. 962 00:44:20,725 --> 00:44:22,394 Wait a minute. You're saying-- 963 00:44:22,427 --> 00:44:23,795 Get the fuck out of here, 964 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:25,263 unless your goal is to send my husband 965 00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:27,032 into a piss-induced coma! 966 00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:34,706 Give me a day. 967 00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:36,174 And if Jeb doesn't turn himself in, 968 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,209 you boys can camp here all fucking month. 969 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,182 She just took our pizza. 970 00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:54,692 Hello. 971 00:45:04,436 --> 00:45:05,937 Martha? 972 00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:12,744 Martha? 973 00:45:20,819 --> 00:45:22,821 Marty? 974 00:45:22,854 --> 00:45:23,988 Hey, honey. 975 00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:26,925 Where's your mom? 976 00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:45,143 Hello. 977 00:45:47,812 --> 00:45:48,947 Martha? 978 00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:55,286 Hey. 979 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,794 I, um... 980 00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:04,295 I heard that John had an incident. 981 00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:05,396 Is he, uh... 982 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:08,133 Just his blood pressure. 983 00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,135 He's gonna be fine. 984 00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:11,436 Oh, okay. 985 00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,472 Uh... 986 00:46:14,506 --> 00:46:16,941 well, I spoke with Jay. 987 00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,843 He-he's doing well, 988 00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:20,278 and you were right about his girlfriend. 989 00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,547 - She's-- - Why are you here? 990 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:23,781 What? 991 00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:27,919 Why are you here in my room? 992 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:31,089 Oh, well, we're-we're sup-- 993 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,424 we're supposed to work on the book today, remember? 994 00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:37,228 I don't want to work on the book today. 995 00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:38,363 Go away. 996 00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:42,267 Martha, you can't keep doing this. 997 00:46:44,335 --> 00:46:47,438 The publishers are expecting a draft by the end of the year. 998 00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:53,545 Okay. 999 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,520 ...serious allegations being made 1000 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,122 against the sitting president. 1001 00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:07,825 As for a response, President Nixon refused to comment. 1002 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:21,372 Oh, Raymond just got 1003 00:47:21,406 --> 00:47:24,909 his yellow belt in karate. 1004 00:47:24,943 --> 00:47:27,478 And Tommy, if you can believe it or not, 1005 00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:30,415 has got another wiggly tooth. 1006 00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:34,352 And all the nuns say that James 1007 00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:37,222 is one of the most diligent hall monitors 1008 00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,457 they have ever seen. 1009 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:42,393 And Raymond's become 1010 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:44,429 much more direct with the girls. 1011 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:48,066 Very good. Young cadets in training. 1012 00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:49,934 Isn't that right, Raymond? 1013 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:56,140 Raymond? 1014 00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:57,242 Sorry, Gordon. 1015 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,145 He heard some news on the radio yesterday. 1016 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,655 What news did you hear on the radio, Raymond? 1017 00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,192 Go on, don't be afraid. 1018 00:48:16,027 --> 00:48:17,128 They... 1019 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:19,464 ...they said the judge 1020 00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:21,132 was sending you to a bad prison... 1021 00:48:22,967 --> 00:48:24,369 ...for a long time. 1022 00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,205 That's correct. 1023 00:48:30,441 --> 00:48:33,111 I want you to come home. 1024 00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:34,178 I know. 1025 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,015 And I want nothing more than to be 1026 00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:38,316 with you and your brothers. 1027 00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:42,186 But some things are more important than what we want. 1028 00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:46,924 Now, place the phone down so you can hear my voice. 1029 00:48:50,495 --> 00:48:52,030 Back straight. 1030 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,601 When I was a boy, 1031 00:48:56,634 --> 00:48:57,969 I was very ill. 1032 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:03,107 My only friend was my nanny, Frau Teresa. 1033 00:49:04,075 --> 00:49:08,212 One night, as I lie awake, dying of pneumonia, 1034 00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:11,382 she told me the story of another sickly little boy, 1035 00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:15,486 a boy who, from the power of his own will, 1036 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,155 overcame death 1037 00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:20,258 and became the leader of her fatherland, 1038 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,193 a mighty and terrible Fuehrer 1039 00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:24,662 whose name would echo through time. 1040 00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:27,332 Frau Teresa made me realize 1041 00:49:27,365 --> 00:49:29,967 that I, too, could overcome my own frailty, 1042 00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,637 that I, too, could choose to be strong. 1043 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:36,674 So hear me now. 1044 00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:41,245 The three of you individually are very small... 1045 00:49:41,279 --> 00:49:44,582 but combined, you're equal to one adult man. 1046 00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:45,683 And with me gone, 1047 00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:47,185 you're gonna need to start acting like it. 1048 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:52,090 James, no more fear of the dark or monkeys. 1049 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:57,328 Tommy, no more crying when the phone rings. 1050 00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:01,366 Is... 1051 00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:04,268 prison scary, Father? 1052 00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:06,204 Terrifying. 1053 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:10,375 Grown men are either compressed into puddles of blood 1054 00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:12,443 or molded into mountains. 1055 00:50:14,078 --> 00:50:17,782 This will be Father's trial by fire, 1056 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:21,419 a true test of my will like nothing I've ever experienced. 1057 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,656 Is that what you want, Father? 1058 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:31,696 Yes, James. 1059 00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:38,236 It is what Father has wanted for a long, long time. 1060 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,414 Uh- 1061 00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:50,748 You caught me. 1062 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,351 Should have got here earlier. 1063 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:56,154 You could've taken the catheter out. 1064 00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:58,523 Never understood those things. Uh... 1065 00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:01,058 got you a little, uh-- little something. 1066 00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:03,761 Glad to see you're, uh, back on your feet. 1067 00:51:03,795 --> 00:51:06,531 I came, uh, pretty much straight here from Camp David, 1068 00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:09,400 so that's the, uh--the finest in the gas station. 1069 00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:11,269 Mo picked it out. 1070 00:51:15,206 --> 00:51:16,774 That's sweet. 1071 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:20,645 Um... 1072 00:51:22,346 --> 00:51:23,781 ...I heard the president on the news 1073 00:51:23,815 --> 00:51:26,617 saying you were gonna be giving a report 1074 00:51:26,651 --> 00:51:28,686 on this Watergate sideshow. 1075 00:51:30,354 --> 00:51:32,423 Yes. About that. 1076 00:51:32,457 --> 00:51:34,425 Uh... 1077 00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:37,161 that is sort of why I'm here. 1078 00:51:37,195 --> 00:51:38,296 Um... 1079 00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:42,867 ...you know, with-with everything that's been 1080 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,335 happening, um, 1081 00:51:44,368 --> 00:51:46,270 we thought--that is, Mo and I 1082 00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:49,140 thought that-- 1083 00:51:49,173 --> 00:51:51,342 that it might be best if-- 1084 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:53,578 if I explore other options. 1085 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:03,154 Hmm. 1086 00:52:13,598 --> 00:52:14,899 You talked to Cox or anybody 1087 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:17,168 at the special prosecutor's office? 1088 00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:21,138 Uh, no, sir. Um, not yet. 1089 00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:22,373 I wanted to, uh-- 1090 00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:26,377 I wanted to talk to you before we did, out of respect. 1091 00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:27,778 You wanted to shake my hand 1092 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,814 before you stab me in the back, is that it? 1093 00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:31,449 The ship's going down, John. 1094 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:33,751 And we can either get sucked down with it 1095 00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:35,920 or be the first ones onto the dinghy. 1096 00:52:38,222 --> 00:52:39,657 Hmm. 1097 00:52:50,735 --> 00:52:52,169 You know... 1098 00:52:53,738 --> 00:52:56,274 ...I'm sorry I didn't go to your wedding. 1099 00:52:58,242 --> 00:53:01,345 I-I lost my appetite for pomp and circumstance 1100 00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,281 after my first marriage. 1101 00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:08,920 They say a good marriage... 1102 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:11,956 ...is like a garden. 1103 00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:19,664 You have to give it attention and... 1104 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,732 time, 1105 00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:23,834 commitment. 1106 00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:30,374 But a good marriage will bore you to death. 1107 00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:34,712 The kind of marriage you want... 1108 00:53:36,814 --> 00:53:38,449 ...you're lucky... 1109 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,285 ...and you're cursed... 1110 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:43,788 ...there's nothing like it. 1111 00:53:51,295 --> 00:53:52,797 It's love. 1112 00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:58,636 It's hate. 1113 00:53:58,669 --> 00:53:59,971 Mm. 1114 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:02,373 I wasn't expecting you home so early. 1115 00:54:03,507 --> 00:54:05,743 Roosevelt booked up for the night? 1116 00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,014 It's fire. 1117 00:54:16,454 --> 00:54:17,555 It's fear. 1118 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,859 It's every feeling all at the same time. 1119 00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:27,431 Sometimes it'll feel like an open wound. 1120 00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:28,833 And other times... 1121 00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:34,271 ...you don't know if it's worth it at all. 1122 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:42,747 I love you so much, 1123 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,715 I could claw my eyes out of my own head. 1124 00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:50,488 Good luck, son. 1125 00:54:50,521 --> 00:54:52,423 Let's hope you don't fuck it up. 1126 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,660 Thank you, sir. 1127 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:07,872 The committee called. I'm gonna testify. 1128 00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:25,322 ♪ I'm so tired Of working every day ♪ 1129 00:55:27,391 --> 00:55:28,926 ♪ Now the weekend's come ♪ 1130 00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:31,962 ♪ I'm gonna throw My troubles away ♪ 1131 00:55:34,398 --> 00:55:38,869 ♪ If you got the cab fare Mister, you'll do all right ♪ 1132 00:55:41,072 --> 00:55:46,043 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1133 00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:52,683 ♪ Meet me at the station Don't be late ♪ 1134 00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:59,623 ♪ I need to spend some money And it just won't wait ♪ 1135 00:56:01,992 --> 00:56:06,464 ♪ Take me to the dance And hold me tight ♪ 1136 00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:13,437 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1137 00:56:15,473 --> 00:56:20,010 ♪ There's crazy people Running all over town ♪ 1138 00:56:22,513 --> 00:56:27,084 ♪ There's a silver band Just marching up and down ♪ 1139 00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:33,891 ♪ And the big boys are all Spoiling for a fight ♪ 1140 00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:40,397 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1141 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:43,501 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1142 00:56:43,534 --> 00:56:47,738 ♪ Meet me at the station Don't be late ♪ 1143 00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:54,645 ♪ I need to spend some money And it just won't wait ♪ 1144 00:56:57,114 --> 00:57:01,685 ♪ Take me to the dance And hold me tight ♪ 1145 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:08,159 ♪ I want to see The bright lights tonight ♪ 1146 00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:15,199 ♪ Couple of drunken nights Rolling on the floor ♪ 1147 00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:22,072 ♪ Is just the kind of mess I'm looking for ♪ 1148 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:28,979 ♪ I'm gonna dream Till Monday comes in sight ♪ 1149 00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:32,850 ♪ I want...♪