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‎我問妳是替誰工作的!

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‎尼克,冷靜點

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‎衝動行事對誰都沒好處

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‎我們快走!

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‎等等,這不是《即刻救援》
‎這樣會讓你和愛瑪都陷入危險

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‎嘿,兄弟,別這樣

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‎對你來說最好的辦法

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‎就是讓我離開

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‎-你永遠都不會再見到我
‎-喂,妳在幹什麼?

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‎我在穿衣服

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‎你的手在抖,因為你很緊張

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‎你很緊張,因為你知道你完蛋了

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‎拿著槍的是我

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‎你只是個文書員

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‎你知道怎樣處置屍體而不被發現嗎?

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‎你能跟你的同志們
‎解釋我是怎麼進來偷國家機密的嗎?

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‎更何況之前,諾瓦克博士
‎還在你批准的訪問途中被綁架

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‎小尼克

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‎被解僱還算好事,最慘的是...

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‎你會死

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‎停下來!

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‎愛瑪

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‎你來這裡幹什麼?

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‎來救妳

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‎那麼守衛呢?

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‎他有點不舒服

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‎上車吧,摩爾多瓦警察要來了

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‎我需要你的錢包和槍

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‎老人家,快一點啦

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‎我們走吧

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‎蒂娜截聽到摩爾多瓦警察通訊

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‎他們找到守衛
‎他身上沒有錢包、沒有武器

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‎他們會把這件事
‎當成是搶劫案出了岔子

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‎博羅不知道我們手上有他的待辦清單

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‎我們很快就會知道他的下一步

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‎我們乾杯,來吧

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‎-走吧
‎-砰!

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‎-妳確定不想一起慶祝嗎?
‎-不用了,謝謝

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‎好吧,也許我們可以下次再喝一杯

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‎我不用被揍一拳,妳也不用穿妓女鞋

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‎好,可能吧,以朋友的身份去

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‎-不要噴黑色達卡
‎-好

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‎而且當然是以朋友身份去

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‎廢話,噁

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‎妳覺得我會想發展成其他關係嗎?

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‎妳...很醜

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‎總之,妳今晚做得很好

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‎尼克完全無法抵抗

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‎你成功隱藏真實身份了,假貨史塔克

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‎蒂娜完全不知道你是宅男

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‎除非她看你太久

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‎對,但我可能看她太久了

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‎她的眼睛就像
‎《星際大戰》裡的牽引波束

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‎把我拉過去

55
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‎她在你旁邊,對吧?

56
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‎好了,下一步

57
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‎跟她說你要去吃宵夜,邀請她一起去

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‎如果她來,那是個好兆頭

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‎她不來,你也沒有損失

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‎你千萬不要臨陣退縮

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‎嗨

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‎媽媽傳簡訊來,要我們盡快過去
‎但她沒說為什麼

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‎好

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‎妳不應該單方面中斷通訊的

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‎妳讓自己和整個團隊都陷入危險

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‎好,或許吧,不過...

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‎當我爸爸在聽的時候
‎我做不了我得做的事

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‎有點噁心

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‎是非常噁心

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‎我也不應該急著衝去宿舍

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‎根據規則

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‎應該先由阿露和奧登確保周圍安全

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‎然後我才進去

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‎如果我們繼續這樣合作

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‎我就得明白

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‎妳不再是我心目中的那個小女孩

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‎妳現在是個非常棒的特務

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‎我是說,今天有人拿槍指著妳的頭

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‎妳都能活著離開

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‎我很以妳為榮

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‎妳也應該感到自豪

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‎那為什麼我感覺這麼糟?

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‎別送禮物給卡特

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‎因為妳無緣無故送禮物給他
‎他就會懷疑妳不忠

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‎如果妳身上有古龍水的味道

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‎就找個藉口

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‎例如說妳的辦公室裡
‎有個瘋子很喜歡抱人

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‎一直聞起來像是剛洗完澡會更可疑

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‎到別的房間回簡訊也是

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‎還有,永遠都不要
‎因為盡了職責而內疚

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‎況且,妳沒有對卡特不忠

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‎一直以來,我都不惜代價完成任務

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‎但我從來沒有對妳媽媽不忠

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‎-你說你從來沒有外遇
‎-沒錯

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‎我的心與人產生聯繫才算是外遇

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‎我跟妳媽媽相遇至今
‎我的心都是屬於她的

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‎需要的時候,我會好好履行職務

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‎妳今天也是一樣

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‎這份工作毀了你和媽媽的關係

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‎但這是我最擅長的事情,我很喜歡

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‎就像你當時一樣

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‎但我看到這份工作對你和媽媽
‎以及我們家造成的影響

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‎我要跟卡特在一起的話
‎就不能做這份工作

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‎這是什麼鬼?

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‎看起來不太妙

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‎今天不是情人節

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‎嗨,媽媽

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‎嗨,塔莉

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‎-嗨,愛瑪
‎-嗨

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‎-嗨
‎-這是...給妳的禮物

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‎卡特,這太高級了

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‎很貴的

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‎-這到底是怎麼回事?
‎-等等

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‎我在第一次跟妳約會之後就開始存錢

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‎因為妳說妳的夢想是
‎要擁有一把拉菲爾卡瑪拉尼小提琴

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‎-你記得這件事?
‎-當然了

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‎那一晚徹底改變了我的人生
‎當時發生的一切我都記得

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‎我記得妳說妳不想要鑽石

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‎所以...

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‎該死

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‎這是小提琴弦

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‎對

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‎愛瑪布魯納,妳願意嫁給我嗎?

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‎我願意

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‎太好了!真棒

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‎我...

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{\an8}‎(幾天後)

128
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‎天啊,我們真的離岸邊很遠呢

129
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‎你說想讓我看看這艘小船時

130
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‎我以為你是說在碼頭看,而不是...

131
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‎不是小船,是大船

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‎對,好

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‎如果被困在這裡,會怎麼樣?

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‎會死

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‎你沒有徵求我的同意就向愛瑪求婚

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‎是在想什麼?

137
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‎先生,其實...

138
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‎我只是一直覺得
‎那是老舊又過時的概念

139
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‎就像把女人當成屬於別人的財產一樣

140
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‎你是說我老舊又過時嗎?

141
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‎不是,那不是我的意思

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‎我想我只是...我想尊重愛瑪

143
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‎如果你問我,而我拒絕呢?

144
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‎我全心全意愛著愛瑪

145
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‎所以,布魯納先生,恕我直言

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‎無論你允許與否,我都會跟她結婚

147
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‎答得好

148
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‎拿瓶啤酒給我

149
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‎好,沒問題

150
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‎怎麼了?

151
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‎你不喜歡龍蝦嗎?

152
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‎也許你比較喜歡在吃晚餐前先吃甜點

153
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‎我們有阿爾欽博托

154
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‎新鮮水果凍配可食用櫻草花

155
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‎我特別訂做的

156
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‎對了

157
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‎說到花...

158
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‎你看到狗薔薇了嗎?

159
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‎那是你祖國摩爾多瓦的國花

160
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‎說到祖國...

161
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‎我什麼時候能回家?

162
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‎你別搞錯了

163
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‎這裡就是你的家

164
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‎你在幫我點石成核彈黃金之前

165
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‎休想離開

166
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‎你明白了嗎?

167
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‎好吧

168
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‎你拿到的銫廢料可以用

169
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‎但是它的核能量已經大大減弱

170
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‎如果要令那些成分恢復能量

171
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‎就需要進行小型受控核融合反應...

172
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‎你需要什麼?

173
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‎一個MNR

174
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‎小型核反應爐

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‎好

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‎-我會弄來給你
‎-不,你不明白

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‎這不是隨便在街上找得到的東西

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‎我就在街上找到你了

179
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‎你只要擔心科學上的問題

180
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‎找器材的事情就由我來擔心吧

181
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‎你的房間裡有一幅
‎價值數百萬美元的畫

182
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‎我認識一些人

183
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‎很擅長以適當的價格取得想要的東西

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{\an8}‎(中情局祕密地區辦事處)

185
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‎最受注意的會是愛瑪

186
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‎但是所有人都得好好準備自己的角色

187
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‎用真名會有幫助

188
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‎奧登C瑞斯會到處散發魅力

189
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‎還有散播性病病毒

190
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‎-那是從來沒有確認過的
‎-真棒

191
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‎是《瞞天過海:八面玲瓏》呢

192
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‎我終於可以穿好看的衣服了

193
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‎不是吧?喬裝部知道我穿不了這些的

194
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‎長官

195
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‎你確定我能參與這次行動嗎?

196
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‎我從沒出過外勤,我不想搞砸一切

197
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‎她絕對應該來的,對吧?

198
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‎蒂娜,妳不會有事的

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‎我們越多人一起去
‎愛瑪的故事就越可信

200
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‎別忘了

201
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‎我們面對的人
‎可以從大老遠就嗅出謊言

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‎他們甚至曾經揭穿我

203
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,455
‎-媽媽?
‎-不用了,讓妳的同事們先吃吧

204
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:13,876
‎但留一些給奧斯卡他們
‎羅米好一點的時候可以吃

205
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,919
‎好

206
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,171
‎我不吃了,沒有脆脆的

207
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,173
‎真是的

208
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,343
‎很高興終於見到愛瑪的同事

209
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,677
‎我是她的上司

210
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,222
‎她的表現絕對有B+

211
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:30,100
‎但我知道她還沒發揮最大潛力

212
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,397
‎-很高興能見到你,卡特
‎-是嗎?

213
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,816
‎公司的所有人都想知道

214
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,151
‎愛瑪名花有主,對象是什麼人

215
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,487
‎對,你...你握手很有力呢

216
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,614
‎從一個人的握手方法
‎能了解到很多東西

217
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,242
‎對,我看得出你很喜歡握手

218
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,159
‎愛瑪

219
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,579
‎妳未婚夫跟我們同事說的話越多

220
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,331
‎我們被發現的機會就越大

221
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,916
‎我知道,我會處理

222
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,335
‎我們今天交談的內容只有這麼多嗎?

223
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,546
‎-只有一句命令嗎?
‎-那是什麼意思?

224
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:02,299
‎我的意思是卡特求婚後
‎你只對我說過幾句話

225
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,134
‎說了有什麼意義?

226
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,471
‎我是說,我跟妳說話,妳假裝在聽

227
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,223
‎然後妳就去做一些愚蠢的事

228
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,934
‎例如答應嫁給一個
‎用小提琴和琴弦戒指求婚的男人

229
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,519
‎妳到底在想什麼?

230
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,771
‎我在想,我不想繼續跟你說話了

231
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,277
‎抱歉,我要把新郎搶走

232
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,028
‎你能相信嗎?

233
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,406
‎我們的寶貝要結婚了

234
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,284
‎他們訂婚的事
‎有很多東西都讓我難以置信

235
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,494
‎別這樣,我這幾天很不好過

236
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,038
‎他們訂婚是唯一讓我開心的事

237
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:34,832
‎妳為什麼不好過?

238
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,293
‎我辭職了

239
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,006
‎我進人事部是為了
‎在人們懷孕或者受傷時幫助他們

240
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,884
‎而不是要說服他們接受垃圾解僱條款

241
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,303
‎親愛的,不如妳為我工作吧?

242
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,096
‎什麼?

243
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,309
‎對不起

244
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,271
‎不行啦,那太瘋狂了

245
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,689
‎我和巴利常常要出差

246
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,858
‎我們需要有人跟進存貨

247
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,318
‎接聽電話

248
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,194
‎一個我們可以信任的人

249
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,280
‎但你很快就會退休,不是嗎?

250
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,033
‎我們需要一年時間來解散公司

251
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:12,119
‎這段時間,巴利需要有人幫忙記帳

252
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,038
‎我確實不太想再做人事管理

253
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,832
‎而且我大學畢業之後曾在銷售部工作

254
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:19,793
‎不會很尷尬嗎?

255
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:21,211
‎我們從來都不在

256
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,713
‎妳試試兼職吧

257
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,924
‎拜託了,我真的很需要妳

258
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,637
‎好吧,何不呢?

259
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,597
‎如果巴利不介意的話

260
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,726
‎我非常同意

261
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,186
‎看,這不就行了

262
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:38,771
‎太好了

263
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,481
‎謝謝你

264
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,941
‎我要去告訴唐尼

265
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,067
‎-好
‎-好

266
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,154
‎瓦肯人,你瘋了嗎?

267
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,822
‎那是個好主意

268
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:52,326
‎塔莉坐在三公尺外的話
‎我要怎麼提供戰略支援?

269
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,827
‎我要怎麼做我的工作?

270
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,914
‎她在快活健身中心的時候
‎你就去總部工作

271
00:15:56,914 --> 00:16:00,626
‎但最棒的是,她為我們工作一分鐘

272
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,670
‎就是有一分鐘遠離唐...

273
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,838
‎路克,我的好朋友

274
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,675
‎唐尼,我老婆的男朋友

275
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:13,472
‎就像《回到未來續集》一樣
‎一切待下回分解

276
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,642
‎塔莉跟我說了好消息

277
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,187
‎我只想說,我知道你在做什麼

278
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,648
‎我聘請了一位頂尖員工

279
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,275
‎我很興奮

280
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,403
‎我相信你是的,我不是這個意思

281
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,114
‎我知道你想要把她贏回去
‎這是沒用的

282
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,367
‎其實已經奏效了

283
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,504
‎-我很高興妳說妳願意
‎-我當然願意

284
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,797
‎一定會很棒的

285
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,341
‎-這是正確的決定
‎-對,好吧

286
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,803
‎-什麼?
‎-“親愛的,跟我在一起”

287
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,304
‎那是史瓦希利語,別糾結了

288
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,557
‎好吧,哇,妳在幹嘛?

289
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,559
‎他們就在樓下

290
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,436
‎-什麼...
‎-我知道他們就在樓下

291
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,979
‎-這樣很危險
‎-對

292
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,148
‎-有點刺激
‎-對,應該吧

293
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,232
‎-對
‎-對

294
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,985
‎他們已經合作很多年了

295
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,320
‎所以你是健身器材推銷員?

296
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,823
‎讓我看看你有沒有以身作則

297
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,826
‎很了不起呢

298
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,579
‎我在托板屈臂方面以身作則

299
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,499
‎好熱,妳也覺得熱嗎?

300
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,168
‎-我...
‎-一定是自動調溫器壞了

301
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,545
‎-不對,有空調...
‎-我想問關於橢圓機的問題

302
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,757
‎-問他吧
‎-太棒了

303
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:30,758
‎可以失陪一下嗎?

304
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,509
‎-好,沒問題
‎-謝謝

305
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,594
‎好吧

306
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,308
‎你幹嘛穿著童裝衣服?

307
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,102
‎我很清楚地跟你說
‎你的外表和行為都不能像你自己

308
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,146
‎這位是“物質俠”

309
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,691
‎他是個可以隨意控制物理定律的
‎法裔加拿大超級英雄

310
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,942
‎物理學第一定律是...

311
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,445
‎沒人會跟引用物理定律的人上床

312
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,408
‎好了,我剛傳了蒂娜的偵察資料給你

313
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,286
‎網購紀錄、Spotify播放清單
‎Netflix觀影紀錄

314
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:02,331
‎原來1970年代的懷舊氛圍
‎會令她慾火焚身

315
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,042
‎你真倒楣
‎因為那個年代的男人是真男人

316
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,461
‎史提夫麥昆、保羅紐曼

317
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,962
‎而你不是他們那種人

318
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,673
‎這可不好說
‎我們前幾天一起吃塔可餅當宵夜

319
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,759
‎而且她剛剛讚美我的肌肉

320
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,219
‎那是因為我們現在是臥底

321
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,888
‎你覺得她真的對你
‎細得像麵條的手臂感興趣嗎?

322
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,057
‎你得當她是外國人才一樣招募她

323
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,433
‎第一步,發現

324
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,685
‎你發現一個讓你硬起來的女人

325
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,938
‎很好,第二步,評估對方的弱點

326
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,357
‎她會跟你說話,所以她明顯很遜

327
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,316
‎那是個弱點

328
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,568
‎第三步,發展,發展關係最好的方法

329
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,071
‎就是了解她的喜好
‎所以我才把資料給你

330
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,365
‎第四步,招募
‎邀請她跟你真正地約會

331
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,574
‎第五步,操縱

332
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,285
‎你想操縱她的咪咪
‎也想要她操縱你的蛋蛋

333
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,372
‎要達到目的
‎你得收起丟人現眼的東西,做好功課

334
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,629
‎哈囉,卡特的父母

335
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,047
‎謝謝

336
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,592
‎跟我說說,你們兩個這麼特別的人
‎是怎麼認識的?

337
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,720
‎我在紐約的摩根梅律師事務所工作

338
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,180
‎30歲時已經有望成為合伙人

339
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:04,768
‎我們公司的員工休息日
‎有瑜伽班,而導師就是...

340
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,395
‎我,就是我

341
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,938
‎我絕對猜不到

342
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,606
‎福特改變了我的生命

343
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,901
‎他讓我明白永無休止的競爭
‎是動物才會做的

344
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,528
‎我們是人

345
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,321
‎是人類

346
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,323
‎我們應該幫助其他人類

347
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,617
‎-對
‎-所以我們開發了這個

348
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,161
‎“妹妹愛你”

349
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,289
‎男女皆宜的無痛比基尼脫毛蜜蠟

350
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,416
‎-拿個試用品吧
‎-好

351
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,710
‎現在還含有大麻二酚

352
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,047
‎路克,別害羞

353
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,966
‎我們現在是一家人了

354
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,594
‎-“妹妹愛你”的人有個說法
‎-很好

355
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,221
‎你唯一的損失
‎就只有你不想要的毛髮

356
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,433
‎還有尊嚴

357
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,729
‎小心這傢伙,他說話很犀利

358
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,650
‎他們的名字怎麼會這樣?

359
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,902
‎福特?卡特?

360
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,821
‎這些不是我們史上
‎最糟糕的總統的名字嗎?

361
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,281
‎更不用提

362
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,867
‎這些姓珀爾馬特的男人是女人殺手

363
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,995
‎他們扼殺了
‎聰明又有才華的女人的抱負

364
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,330
‎這麼說太不公平了

365
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,956
‎看看他的老婆

366
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,375
‎她一開始是華爾街大亨

367
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,587
‎現在卻在賣下體脫毛蜜蠟

368
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,130
‎他們用蜜蠟除掉下面的毛

369
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,924
‎我不想妳將來變成那樣子

370
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,675
‎我不希望妳的將來被人控制...

371
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,510
‎除非那個人是你?

372
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,262
‎謝謝你

373
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:23,931
‎他似乎不明白

374
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,058
‎我能為自己的人生做決定

375
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,561
‎我多年來一直跟她說

376
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,606
‎卡特並不適合她

377
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,983
‎我們在飛機上聊得很開心

378
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,361
‎我們按照你的建議進行溝通

379
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:41,949
‎她甚至跟我說
‎比起卡特,她更喜歡中情局

380
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,201
‎但一個小時後,他們就訂婚了

381
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,994
‎我是說,這太瘋狂了

382
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,667
‎愛瑪,在工作和愛情之間
‎做選擇是很困難的

383
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,293
‎妳感到矛盾嗎?

384
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,837
‎在中情局的妳

385
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,631
‎還有世界看到的妳?

386
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:01,176
‎會不會是中情局愛瑪
‎說出妳對卡特的真實想法

387
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,679
‎但是當妳走進父母的房子

388
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,431
‎回到完美女兒的角色

389
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,850
‎妳就做了大家期望妳會做的事

390
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,644
‎妳說“我願意”

391
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,813
‎因為妳不想傷害卡特

392
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,606
‎也不想讓妳媽媽失望

393
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:19,987
‎不會

394
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,030
‎我完全掌控自己的人生

395
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,116
‎我愛卡特,我發現我之前錯了

396
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,660
‎我會讓這一切行得通的

397
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,288
‎妳做不到的
‎看看我和妳媽媽發生了什麼事

398
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,332
‎我不會像你那樣
‎把工作看得比婚姻更重要

399
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,625
‎這場婚姻注定失敗

400
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:37,963
‎-不是...
‎-好了,兩位,請暫停一下

401
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,924
‎諮商是為了幫助你們更有效率地合作

402
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:44,136
‎如果你們無法溝通,就做不到

403
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:49,266
‎但是我有些東西或許能幫助你們

404
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:57,691
‎那是我們嗎?

405
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,526
‎挺像的,對吧?

406
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,572
‎那些像是《芝麻街》級品質的
‎《青蛙布偶秀》角色

407
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,116
‎承蒙美國納稅人提供

408
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:12,247
‎既然你們現在只願意聽自己的聲音

409
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:13,582
‎我們就再試一次吧

410
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,960
‎不過這次你們要用對方的聲音說話

411
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,132
‎我覺得這不是個好主意

412
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,884
‎我爸是個老化石

413
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,802
‎他什麼都不知道

414
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:29,431
‎因為他在1992年之前出生

415
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:32,142
‎所以他應該閉嘴
‎讓我毀了自己的人生

416
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,311
‎老頭子,你在玩火

417
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,688
‎那不像路克的聲音

418
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:39,691
‎我是路克布魯納

419
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:44,404
‎我毀了自己的婚姻
‎但對於其他人的婚姻,我是專家

420
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,573
‎我有肌肉

421
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,117
‎那代表我什麼都懂

422
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,869
‎我來自奧地利

423
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,746
‎那裡的生活很苦
‎所有東西都是五美分

424
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,539
‎你知道有什麼不只五美分嗎?

425
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:57,209
‎體操課和牙齒矯正

426
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,378
‎還有我知道是大錯特錯的婚禮

427
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,754
‎但反正付錢的是老爸

428
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:04,800
‎我唯一舉不起來的東西
‎是我的自負心,因為太重了

429
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,677
‎我整輩子都在騙我爸媽

430
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:10,889
‎但是我假裝自己是天使女兒

431
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:14,184
‎胡椒博士,你看到她的敵意了吧?

432
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,227
‎有敵意是我嗎?

433
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,311
‎兩位,請停一下!

434
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,774
‎看來多提在找你們

435
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:22,818
‎好,好吧

436
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,118
‎看到了吧?我說的就是這個

437
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,960
‎謝謝你,你盡力了

438
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,170
‎很抱歉我叫你胡椒博士

439
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:46,842
‎陸軍工兵部隊分析了
‎諾瓦克博士的研究

440
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:50,470
‎他們認為如果博羅
‎要把核廢料漿變成炸彈

441
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:53,432
‎他需要的東西都很容易就可以找到

442
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,183
‎除了其中一個器材,MNR

443
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,478
‎也就是小型核反應爐

444
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:01,815
‎幸運的是,MNR為數不多
‎而且受嚴格監管

445
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:05,235
‎只有幾間私人企業和研究機構有用

446
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,361
‎在幾年前

447
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:09,531
‎杜魯斯的一間醫療玻璃製造商破產了

448
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,533
‎他們棄置加工廠

449
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:14,161
‎把MNR丟在地下室

450
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,246
‎當地的警察在幾個月後發現了它

451
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,665
‎因為有孩子們偷溜進去

452
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,334
‎用它來當棍球比賽的擋球網

453
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:25,005
‎幸好核能管理委員會
‎在有人受傷前就把它沒收了

454
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:28,008
‎所以...MNR是誘餌

455
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,802
‎我們引誘博羅來跟我們見面

456
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,764
‎然後就抓住他,像壁蝨一樣抓緊不放

457
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:37,934
‎很好,但是我們要怎麼聯絡他?

458
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,102
‎更不用說跟他見面了

459
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,770
‎他在哈薩克事件後就提高警惕

460
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,522
‎只跟他認識和信任的人見面

461
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,733
‎還要是他覺得可以找到MNR的人

462
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,319
‎當然,那也得是我們信任的人

463
00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:49,821
‎她說得對

464
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:56,578
‎我們需要大丹犬

465
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:58,163
‎太好了!

466
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,289
‎我超喜歡大丹

467
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,501
‎-好主意
‎-不,絕對不行

468
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,835
‎-不要
‎-好

469
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:04,961
‎誰是大丹犬?

470
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:08,256
‎我們需要他的專長
‎而他是這種工作的精英

471
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:09,382
‎而且他很隨和

472
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:12,219
‎自由奔放,處事泰然

473
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,929
‎對人生看得很開

474
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,723
‎他壟斷了帥氣外語短句的市場

475
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:19,100
‎才不是,不要!

476
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:20,852
‎妳會很喜歡他的

477
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,104
‎我會叫人了解一下他的行蹤

478
00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,732
‎但你們得準備好立刻行動

479
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:32,572
‎你們好,歡迎光臨快活健身中心

480
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:35,283
‎健身從不休止

481
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:38,036
‎妳在這工作嗎?

482
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,997
‎我以為這裡只有炸肉排王和他的跟班

483
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:42,666
‎我是新來的

484
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:44,960
‎請問有什麼事嗎?

485
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,712
‎妳不認得你們最大的競爭對手嗎?

486
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,760
‎我們是孿生必勝法
‎健身用品店的雙胞胎老闆

487
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,346
‎對喔,我看過你們的廣告

488
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,558
‎你們看起來不像雙胞胎

489
00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:03,478
‎尚恩還在健身旅途上
‎沒關係的,兄弟

490
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,816
‎當然了,我只是說
‎我從來沒有在廣告中看過他

491
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,442
‎尚恩喜歡在幕後工作

492
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:11,861
‎我負責露臉,他負責記帳

493
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:16,366
‎所以我知道你們這快活垃圾中心的
‎銷售額不可能比我們高

494
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,660
‎後面那些“獎項”

495
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:20,787
‎都是假的

496
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:25,208
‎我們是東海岸所有
‎星球健身公司分店的獨家批發商

497
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,086
‎我們吃喝拉撒睡都離不開孿生必勝法

498
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:33,717
‎但不知怎的,快活健身
‎還是贏了所有區域銷售獎

499
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:35,760
‎我不同意

500
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:39,222
‎那些獎備應該是屬於我們的

501
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,683
‎-那些什麼?
‎-獎備

502
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,144
‎就是做得好而獲得表揚的東西
‎妳知道的

503
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,187
‎你是把“獎賞”和“裝備”合在一起嗎?

504
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:48,398
‎聽著,妳是新來的

505
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,151
‎所以妳可能不知道老闆做了什麼事

506
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:54,279
‎讓我們看帳簿吧
‎這會是我們之間的祕密

507
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,739
‎我可以讓你們看出口在哪裡

508
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:58,950
‎或者可以報警

509
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:01,620
‎我們走吧

510
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:08,835
‎妳現在跟健身用品界
‎一些很有勢力的人結了怨

511
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,803
‎別這樣,不要氣大丹的事了

512
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,473
‎他真的那麼糟糕嗎?

513
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,351
‎老實說,他是個很不錯的人

514
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,728
‎雖然他是一個黑市中間人

515
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:30,065
‎他不賣武器,而且總是遵守承諾

516
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:33,026
‎他在1990年代把十萬個豆豆娃

517
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:36,279
‎藏在莫斯科馬戲團的稻草捆裡
‎偷運進俄羅斯

518
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:40,367
‎我聽說他把微晶片放進防水袋
‎然後綁在遷徒的海龜身上

519
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,702
‎把微晶片從坎昆送到哈利法克斯

520
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:43,828
‎妳看過蒙娜麗莎嗎?

521
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,288
‎-有
‎-沒有

522
00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:48,291
‎妳沒有,因為它被掛在
‎杜拜一個酋長的臥室裡

523
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:49,959
‎這都是多虧了大丹

524
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,506
‎那個王八蛋開槍射掉了我的腳趾

525
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,757
‎該死

526
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,760
‎天啊,我在吃東西

527
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,387
‎我會做惡夢的

528
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,139
‎等等

529
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:09,312
‎妳的殘肢...是生了腳趾甲嗎?

530
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:12,107
‎醫生說這是“自然再生”

531
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,359
‎我的姪女說這是“怪物腳”

532
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,111
‎我把照片傳給“信不信由你博物館”

533
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,320
‎他們不信

534
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,489
‎還說它看起來像水牛城辣花椰菜

535
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,408
‎穿人字拖簡直是妄想

536
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,410
‎因為我沒有可以固定拖鞋的腳趾

537
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,537
‎它們只會變成卜字拖鞋

538
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:29,332
‎抱歉,重大任務比腳趾重要

539
00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,896
‎好消息是,我們找到大丹犬了

540
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,775
‎壞消息是,他用化名
‎在土耳其監獄服刑

541
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,861
‎刑期是四年,他已經待了兩年

542
00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,404
‎國務院在盡力而為

543
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,865
‎但土耳其政府沒有幫助我們的理由

544
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:05,368
‎很好,他活該,我們改用替代方案吧

545
00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:07,704
‎沒有替代方案,他是我們的唯一選擇

546
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,706
‎所以我們得幫他越獄

547
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,834
‎波拉特監獄

548
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:17,255
‎根據我們的情報
‎他們每天黎明都會清點人數

549
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,174
‎所以我們救大丹犬出來之後

550
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,885
‎得在下一次清點人數之前跟博羅見面

551
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:23,845
‎如果被發現我們的朋友消失了

552
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,847
‎歐洲刑警組織會在幾分鐘內

553
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,433
‎把他的照片推送給歐洲所有警察局

554
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,561
‎不管他是用真名還是化名
‎大丹犬的樣子很好認

555
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:32,729
‎博羅很快就會知道

556
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:36,357
‎賣MNR給他的人應該正在坐牢才對

557
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,234
‎他會知道這是陷阱,我們會前功盡棄

558
00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:40,779
‎另一個問題是我們不能讓牢房空著

559
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,490
‎守衛會在每晚去收餐盤,以免長蟲

560
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:46,284
‎如果沒有人把餐盤
‎從門底的狹縫推出去

561
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,827
‎守衛就會進來,然後...

562
00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:49,579
‎發現我們的朋友不見了

563
00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:51,080
‎同樣地,消息傳了出去

564
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,334
‎博羅就會知道這是陷阱

565
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,796
‎所以一定要有人待在牢房裡
‎把餐盤推出去

566
00:30:00,673 --> 00:30:02,550
‎阿露,奧登,你們需要出席會面

567
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:05,553
‎你們最接近博羅的一次是在蓋亞那

568
00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:07,430
‎從離地30公尺的直升機裡向他開槍

569
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:08,598
‎他不認得你們的樣子

570
00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:11,768
‎所以你們要假裝成
‎大丹犬的同事,提供後援

571
00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:13,895
‎路克、愛瑪,你們最了解博羅

572
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:16,064
‎你們得在場,以防萬一事情出岔子

573
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,441
‎你們知道他會怎麼思考和做反應

574
00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:21,945
‎不如找薩拉查吧?
‎他剛剛在喀麥隆執行過監獄任務

575
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:22,862
‎他在執行任務

576
00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:27,158
‎菲內利、傑克森、麥馬漢
‎阿張、羅倫等等也是

577
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,661
‎我們人手不足

578
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:32,121
‎而且你們得盡快上飛機

579
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,124
‎讓我來吧

580
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:36,793
‎我進去

581
00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:39,254
‎什麼?

582
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,341
‎-何不呢?
‎-巴利叔叔,這很不安全

583
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,968
‎你有心臟病

584
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,553
‎也沒能力勝任這份工作

585
00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:54,018
‎等等,為什麼巴利會做不到?

586
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:57,564
‎他也從直升機上吊下來
‎還救了你和公主

587
00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:00,900
‎他現在的工作基本上是整天坐在房裡

588
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,194
‎而這個角色也是要做一樣的事

589
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:04,195
‎我喜歡這個主意

590
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:07,031
‎大丹犬有能力
‎在我們救他出來之後不被抓回去

591
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:09,534
‎但他也知道如果他逃獄被逮到

592
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,785
‎刑罰是死刑

593
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:13,121
‎他只會跟著他信任的人越獄

594
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,914
‎而他之前跟巴利合作過

595
00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:17,333
‎-局長,我不認為...
‎-就這麼決定吧

596
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:19,794
‎巴利去坐牢,我們在35分鐘之後起飛

597
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,340
‎這是個壞主意

598
00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:33,266
‎你是因為蒂娜
‎而想成為1970年代的勇武男子漢嗎?

599
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:35,810
‎我是這麼想的

600
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:39,022
‎-謝謝妳支持我
‎-別謝我

601
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:41,816
‎如果搞砸了,你就要當牢房校花

602
00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:50,783
‎奧登,我想跟你談談訂婚派對的事

603
00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:53,703
‎那長時間的眼神接觸和不當的觸摸

604
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,289
‎我在派對上沒有接近愛瑪

605
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,207
‎我說的不是愛瑪,而是卡特

606
00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:00,209
‎我看到你瞪著他

607
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:02,754
‎而且你跟他握手的時間有點太長了

608
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,714
‎如果你是一隻狐獴

609
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:06,591
‎你大概會在他身上小便來宣示主權

610
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,343
‎別否認

611
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,428
‎我為了贏回我的老婆

612
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,430
‎對唐納泰羅做了同樣的事

613
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:13,598
‎是前妻

614
00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:17,602
‎別再惹我

615
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,355
‎路克,我喜歡愛瑪

616
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,106
‎她聰明又勇敢

617
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,192
‎但只是這樣,只是“喜歡”

618
00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:28,404
‎如果你認為我會介入
‎兩個快要結婚的人之間...

619
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,240
‎很高興知道原來你這麼看不起我

620
00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,797
‎反應爐還是很安全,一切都很好

621
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:49,467
‎失陪一下

622
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:53,846
‎我的本月最佳員工過得好嗎?

623
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:54,973
‎我很好

624
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,432
‎生意蠻清淡的

625
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,852
‎不過孿生必勝法的人來過

626
00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:01,521
‎電視廣告上的那些人?

627
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:04,190
‎對,他們對你們的銷售獎項很不滿

628
00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,192
‎他們想看你的帳簿

629
00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:08,695
‎他們只是嫉妒我們

630
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:13,282
‎等他們發現我跟星球健身公司
‎簽的新合約就更棒了

631
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:15,368
‎我們要賣一堆皮拉提斯器材給他們

632
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:17,829
‎事實上,我在準備跟他們開會

633
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,039
‎所以如果妳不介意,我晚點再打給妳

634
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:20,957
‎當然好

635
00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:22,417
‎不過很奇怪

636
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:27,588
‎孿生必勝法說
‎他們跟星球健身公司有獨家簽約

637
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:30,675
‎相信我吧,那是還沒完全敲定的

638
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,345
‎要記住,有90%的銷售
‎都是取決於積極的心態

639
00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:36,723
‎好嗎?我得掛了

640
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,099
‎拜拜

641
00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:39,851
‎好,謝謝,拜拜

642
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:41,686
‎拜拜

643
00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:47,692
‎對不起

644
00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:51,195
‎妳聽著我對妳媽媽撒謊
‎感覺一定很奇怪

645
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,364
‎我們的工作就是這樣

646
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,493
‎但妳不一定要做這工作的

647
00:33:58,077 --> 00:34:00,079
‎如果妳真的想跟卡特結婚

648
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:03,416
‎妳應該考慮一下做文書工作

649
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:06,169
‎或者做後勤之類的

650
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,755
‎那對你們倆都更好

651
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:12,050
‎那麼如果你可以回到過去
‎你會做出改變嗎?

652
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:15,636
‎我不認為你會

653
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,014
‎一分鐘後到達,準備跳傘

654
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,853
‎巴利,為什麼你還坐著?

655
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:27,774
‎-你怎麼能讓我同意這麼做?
‎-那你幹嘛自願?

656
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:31,069
‎國安局小姐讓巴利的弟弟硬了

657
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,153
‎做得好

658
00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:34,655
‎每次你喜歡上一個人,你就會緊張

659
00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:35,990
‎然後做蠢事

660
00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:38,451
‎冷靜點,你不會想
‎用這麼刻薄的話跟巴利永別

661
00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:41,287
‎-永別?
‎-巴利叔叔,過來吧

662
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:48,628
‎聽著,如果你真的不想去
‎我可以代替你

663
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,298
‎-要嗎?
‎-拜託

664
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:53,966
‎沒關係的,沒事了

665
00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:56,677
‎來吧

666
00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:58,387
‎不要!幫我脫掉這東西!

667
00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:00,264
‎-經典的誘導轉向法
‎-出乎意料

668
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:01,599
‎-其實有料到
‎-放輕鬆

669
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,684
‎就當是嬰兒背巾吧,好嗎?

670
00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,354
‎我以前常常用背巾背著愛瑪到處走

671
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:07,897
‎而且只弄掉過一次

672
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:09,148
‎你好像常常把我弄掉

673
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,485
‎-好了
‎-好了

674
00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:13,486
‎-放輕鬆吧
‎-不要!

675
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:15,988
‎-去吧,表演時間!
‎-不要!

676
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:21,744
‎哇

677
00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:23,454
‎真是沒尊嚴

678
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,289
‎好了,戴上通訊器

679
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,751
‎蒂娜,跳傘隊出發了
‎妳看到他們了吧?

680
00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:33,589
‎收到,他們正以時速195公里
‎向目標下墜

681
00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,174
‎巴利怎麼樣?

682
00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:36,175
‎他迫不及待要開始

683
00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:38,427
‎我只是擔心他會因為膽子太大

684
00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:40,721
‎而進不了監獄的通風管道

685
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,612
‎已脫下背帶,戴上通訊器

686
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,489
‎蒂娜,妳有聽到嗎?

687
00:35:58,489 --> 00:35:59,824
‎萬事俱備

688
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:03,077
‎抱歉,希望你們不介意

689
00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:05,997
‎我聽到你和巴利這麼說
‎所以我想試試看

690
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,415
‎只欠東風

691
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,543
‎好,我在看平面圖

692
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:13,254
‎應該有個圓形通風口
‎上面有穹頂風扇罩

693
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,846
‎需要跳到約兩米半的地方

694
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,472
‎然後通風井就會變成水平

695
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,142
‎再說一次為什麼不能由你來做

696
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:30,730
‎因為你營養不良的皮包骨
‎可以像餅乾麵團一樣擠過去

697
00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:44,577
‎注意安全

698
00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:49,248
‎好

699
00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:55,630
‎你還好嗎?

700
00:36:57,423 --> 00:36:58,758
‎(地點鎖定)

701
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,801
‎你已經離開通風管道約18公尺

702
00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:02,970
‎應該快要再跳下一小段距離

703
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,101
‎不是很小

704
00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:12,355
‎撐住,專注在目標上

705
00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:13,564
‎不會有事的

706
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:18,903
‎如果把這個當成《忍者龜》
‎就沒那麼糟糕了

707
00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,490
‎恭喜,你到了

708
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:55,731
‎嗨,大丹

709
00:37:55,731 --> 00:37:56,941
‎你過得好嗎?

710
00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:00,736
‎很高興見到你,你看起來很棒

711
00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:02,947
‎-謝謝
‎-完全超棒,魁偉健碩

712
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,156
‎-謝謝
‎-天啊

713
00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:07,076
‎-你看起來也很棒
‎-別說了,別這樣對我

714
00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:09,161
‎-我長胖了一點
‎-給我站著

715
00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:10,663
‎看看你的肩膀

716
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:13,791
‎對,我知道,我在鍛鍊上身的肌肉

717
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,918
‎坐牢的感覺很糟糕

718
00:38:15,918 --> 00:38:18,671
‎我就靠吃來獲得慰藉

719
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,549
‎大家都說要戒糖和澱粉
‎但這裡就只有糖和澱粉

720
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:22,758
‎那是信標嗎?

721
00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:25,094
‎還有工業用彈力繩索、鉤子

722
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,471
‎很快還會有飛機

723
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:29,223
‎好吧

724
00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:31,267
‎好了

725
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,935
‎做好被拉扯一下的心理準備

726
00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:34,395
‎天啊,等等,什麼...

727
00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:47,241
‎你的新家怎麼樣?

728
00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:50,369
‎很像監獄

729
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,998
‎我在床底下找到大丹的違禁品

730
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,167
‎有什麼我們應該徵用的東西嗎?

731
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,710
‎只是幾本雜誌

732
00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:01,422
‎和一瓶白蓮花香水

733
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:04,008
‎還有一盒雷吉巧克力棒

734
00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:07,803
‎這東西在1980年就已經停產了

735
00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:10,181
‎看來大丹真的什麼都能找得到

736
00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:14,560
‎我得掛了

737
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,562
‎親愛的,別搞砸了

738
00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,037
‎餐盤沒問題吧?

739
00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:34,497
‎蒂娜

740
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,207
‎嗨

741
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,792
‎我把我們轉到私人頻道

742
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,211
‎這樣就不用聽路克和愛瑪吵架

743
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,172
‎我之前隔著胡椒博士的牆
‎聽到他們互相大吼大叫

744
00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:47,551
‎對,他們的問題
‎比《運動畫刊》的期數還多

745
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,098
‎你有任何需要,都可以找我

746
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:53,641
‎那個...

747
00:39:55,601 --> 00:39:57,061
‎我不介意有人陪我

748
00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:58,854
‎那我就哪裡也不會去

749
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,069
‎我的天啊!

750
00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:08,906
‎-妳好
‎-我還以為你是丹麥人

751
00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:09,824
‎我是

752
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,993
‎我以前在安多佛的寄宿學校上學
‎我會說流利英語和丹麥語

753
00:40:12,993 --> 00:40:14,954
‎而安多佛是在麻薩諸塞州

754
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:17,581
‎真的很笨,因為麻薩諸塞州的人說話

755
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:20,376
‎聽起來都像“湯姆布雷迪
‎一定有隻大鵰”之類的

756
00:40:20,876 --> 00:40:21,919
‎兄弟,你好嗎?

757
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,673
‎你是全世界最甜美的丹麥人

758
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,341
‎別這麼說,你瘋了

759
00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:29,635
‎我想把你泡在咖啡裡吃掉

760
00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:30,719
‎你瘋了

761
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,097
‎-擁抱這個吧,你這個變態
‎-天啊

762
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:36,225
‎天啊,真噁心

763
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:39,019
‎我很久沒見過那麼可怕的東西

764
00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:42,022
‎而我可是在土耳其監獄裡待了兩年

765
00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:45,025
‎-妳的腳趾怎麼了?
‎-你還好意思問?

766
00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:47,820
‎你在婆羅洲的任務中開槍把它射掉了

767
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,280
‎-對喔
‎-是你做的

768
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,115
‎我的槍走火的那一次

769
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:53,659
‎我不喜歡用槍

770
00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:56,370
‎所以才把槍交給她
‎嚴格來說是妳把自己的腳趾射掉的

771
00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:58,122
‎我為此感覺很糟糕

772
00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,708
‎比有九隻腳趾
‎和十隻腳趾甲的人更糟糕嗎?

773
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,710
‎阿露,把你的四指槍收起來

774
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,129
‎大丹,我們有個提議

775
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:07,381
‎我們希望你賣東西給博羅波洛尼亞

776
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,551
‎用來換取自由

777
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,636
‎你還可以去見你從沒見過面的兒子

778
00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:14,597
‎怎麼樣?

779
00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,348
‎哇

780
00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:17,933
‎那是我第一次這麼不小心

781
00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:19,935
‎我當時在趕回家
‎因為格特魯德臨盆了

782
00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:22,480
‎邊境守衛發現
‎我手上有假護照和違禁品

783
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,397
‎那是...

784
00:41:24,064 --> 00:41:25,816
‎真是太不專業了,但是...

785
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,944
‎重獲自由的話
‎我就可以第一次見到我兒子

786
00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:30,070
‎所以我加入

787
00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:32,198
‎-好
‎-太好了

788
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,782
‎-果然是大丹
‎-你是最棒的

789
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,212
‎你會討厭去海灘嗎?

790
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:50,090
‎因為你沒有惹火身材
‎只有令人惱火的身材?

791
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,343
‎孿生必勝法健身用品店

792
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,763
‎不只為最高級的飯店
‎水療中心和度假村提供...

793
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,703
‎喂?我是快活健身中心的塔莉布魯納

794
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:24,583
‎我看到你們飯店去年
‎從我們店裡買了26部機器

795
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,168
‎所以我想...

796
00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:28,963
‎我只是想確認它們是不是運作良好

797
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,756
‎妳真貼心

798
00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:34,385
‎我得分別聯絡各分店經理來問一下

799
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:37,012
‎但我們總部沒有收到任何投訴

800
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:40,140
‎不過很感謝妳打來跟進

801
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:42,601
‎如果妳需要再打電話來

802
00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:44,562
‎可以直接找譚美帕森斯

803
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,688
‎好的,謝謝

804
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:47,106
‎再見

805
00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:49,942
‎(通話結束)

806
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:51,443
‎(警報)

807
00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:52,778
‎我是麥金農

808
00:42:52,778 --> 00:42:55,864
‎總部知道路克布魯納探員的前妻

809
00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:57,616
‎在他的偽裝用的公司工作嗎?

810
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:00,244
‎是真的,她剛剛打電話給我

811
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,330
‎(快活健身中心)

812
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:05,666
‎這可能會造成問題

813
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,461
‎離群混合健身中心,我是費歐娜

814
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:14,550
{\an8}‎(中情局祕密安全屋,希臘)

815
00:43:21,348 --> 00:43:23,934
‎-我掃視一遍了,這裡很乾淨
‎-我得再確認一次

816
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,603
‎別裝了,這都是因為黛安娜

817
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:27,813
‎黛安娜是誰?

818
00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:32,443
‎幾年前,我被派駐希臘

819
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:37,031
‎我跟希臘國家情報局裡
‎一個叫黛安娜的美女探員

820
00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:38,907
‎有過很熱烈的一段情

821
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:42,328
‎但我們不得不分手

822
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:43,912
‎-兩嘿咻規則
‎-兩嘿咻規則

823
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:46,165
‎“兩嘿咻規則”是什麼?

824
00:43:46,832 --> 00:43:48,250
‎任何中情局人員

825
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:52,504
‎如果與外國人進行
‎兩次以上的親密接觸

826
00:43:52,504 --> 00:43:54,214
‎就得向局裡呈報關係

827
00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:56,550
‎我是說,要提交很多文件的

828
00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:58,135
‎黛安娜完全心碎了

829
00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:00,054
‎她變得對我痴迷,我不怪她

830
00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:01,889
‎很多女人都對我痴迷

831
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:05,809
‎但我可以跟妳說
‎這間安全屋有很多黛安娜的痕跡

832
00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:07,936
‎花瓶裡的石竹花

833
00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:10,648
‎冰箱裡放滿我最喜歡的希臘啤酒

834
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,317
‎地中海到處都有石竹花

835
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:16,278
‎而你最喜歡的啤酒
‎碰巧也是在希臘最受歡迎的品牌

836
00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:17,946
‎你太自戀了吧?

837
00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:19,531
‎那為什麼安全屋的對面

838
00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:22,493
‎就是我跟黛安娜連續12小時
‎享受希臘式激烈性愛的

839
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,870
‎那間爬滿跳蚤的汽車旅館?

840
00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:26,664
‎12小時?

841
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,957
‎你不是說只能做兩次嗎?

842
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,003
‎我們可以專心一點嗎?

843
00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:36,632
‎我們得在有限的時間內完成這個任務

844
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:39,093
‎如果我們搞砸了
‎博羅就會繼續逍遙法外

845
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:41,553
‎而巴利就會成為我們的監獄筆友

846
00:44:41,553 --> 00:44:44,640
‎-所以這裡乾淨嗎?
‎-我已經說過是了

847
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,849
‎那我們開始工作吧

848
00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:52,064
‎你打給博羅,安排盡快見面

849
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:54,817
‎好,讓我看看我的通訊錄

850
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:56,235
‎你有壞人通訊錄?

851
00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:58,987
‎我的客戶都使用一個保安電話服務

852
00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:02,282
‎它的演算法會根據日期
‎更改他們的電話號碼

853
00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:04,034
‎每三天更改一次

854
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:07,079
‎只有我和幾個其他重要人物
‎知道這個演算法

855
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,497
‎我喜歡數學

856
00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:10,249
‎那很棒,但是不行

857
00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:12,459
‎如果演算法的祕密傳了出去

858
00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,837
‎那麼我就會失業,買不起尿布

859
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:17,965
‎你需要尿布,因為你是個愚蠢的巨嬰

860
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,426
‎密碼輸入完畢,現在我們只能等待

861
00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:22,553
‎希望不用等太久

862
00:45:26,014 --> 00:45:27,433
‎所以...兩嘿咻規則?

863
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:30,519
‎-丹麥情報局允許四次
‎-不會吧!

864
00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:31,937
‎北歐人真的是...

865
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,522
‎嘿

866
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:37,901
‎我能不能趁這個機會
‎洗個澡,換上平民的衣服?

867
00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:39,737
‎我全身都是土耳其監獄的臭味

868
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,321
‎-專心點,好嗎?
‎-好

869
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,699
‎噢,來了,喂?

870
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:45,284
‎大丹犬

871
00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:47,661
‎你這個狂人,這陣子躲哪去了?

872
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:51,874
‎我在希臘,“阿羅哈”

873
00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:56,128
‎話說,我聽說你在找小型核反應爐

874
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:57,671
‎我有一個

875
00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:59,506
‎你的消息總是這麼靈通

876
00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:01,425
‎所以我才這麼愛你

877
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:02,843
‎所以所有人都這麼愛我

878
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,762
‎大家都一致同意的

879
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,055
‎我從沒見過不愛我的人

880
00:46:07,055 --> 00:46:09,308
‎總之,我有你要的MNR

881
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:12,186
‎如果你能在十小時內
‎在土耳其邊境跟我見面

882
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:14,146
‎我就以五百萬元賣給你

883
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:15,481
‎這個價格很公平

884
00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:17,858
‎我得在短時間內籌出這一大筆錢

885
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,359
‎不如早上7點吧

886
00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:23,030
‎聽起來...很完美,謝謝

887
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,407
‎我會再聯絡你
‎跟你說一個適合我的地點

888
00:46:25,991 --> 00:46:27,367
‎大丹,你從來不會讓人失望

889
00:46:28,076 --> 00:46:28,994
‎我們晚點再談

890
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:39,379
‎我知道我應該選《竊聽大陰謀》

891
00:46:39,379 --> 00:46:42,216
‎但我更喜歡《迷霧追魂》

892
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:44,551
‎天啊,克林伊斯威特
‎在那部電影裡超棒的

893
00:46:44,551 --> 00:46:46,512
‎你完全就是在列出我最愛的電影

894
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:53,143
‎妳...

895
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,270
‎有聽到尖叫聲嗎?

896
00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:56,980
‎有

897
00:46:58,398 --> 00:46:59,358
‎你還好嗎?

898
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:02,653
‎老實說的話...

899
00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:05,405
‎我怕死了

900
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:10,202
‎我怕狹小的空間
‎潮濕的空間、黑暗的空間

901
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:11,912
‎上鎖的空間

902
00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:16,625
‎我這麼做是因為妳

903
00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:20,254
‎因為我?

904
00:47:20,254 --> 00:47:22,339
‎妳是團隊的新成員

905
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:25,801
‎身為前輩的我,想讓妳對我刮目相看

906
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:27,678
‎巴利...

907
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,849
‎你不用自願去坐牢
‎我就已經很佩服你了

908
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:34,977
‎你是中情局頂級任務指揮官
‎你的任務紀錄是我夢寐以求的

909
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:38,313
‎而且你聰明又搞笑

910
00:47:39,773 --> 00:47:40,607
‎親切又可愛

911
00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:42,693
‎你不會有事的

912
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:46,572
‎假裝我在你身邊,好嗎?

913
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:47,489
‎好

914
00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:50,742
‎蒂娜?

915
00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:54,413
‎謝謝妳

916
00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:57,332
‎往上抬,推進去

917
00:47:58,208 --> 00:47:59,042
‎該死

918
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:02,880
‎(卡特珀爾馬特來電)

919
00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:10,679
‎親愛的,我不想再跟妳吵架

920
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:14,516
‎但這只是未來一百萬個
‎拒接來電中的一個

921
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,686
‎一百萬次不得不
‎向卡特說謊中的其中一次

922
00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:22,149
‎可以等我們運完核器材再說嗎?

923
00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:25,402
‎胡椒博士說我們應該溝通

924
00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:27,154
‎而我在嘗試跟妳溝通

925
00:48:27,154 --> 00:48:30,574
‎跟妳說我深信
‎妳的婚姻會建立於謊言上

926
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:32,326
‎這會是天大的錯誤

927
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,995
‎妳會後悔,卡特也會後悔

928
00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:36,914
‎卡特發現真相時

929
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,373
‎他會非常崩潰

930
00:48:38,957 --> 00:48:41,585
‎如果妳聽到他在塔莉呵號上
‎是怎麼說妳的就好了

931
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,505
‎我是說,他很愛妳

932
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:50,052
‎-卡特怎麼會在那小船上?
‎-不是小船,是大船

933
00:48:50,802 --> 00:48:53,972
‎我們只是休閒地坐船出海

934
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:56,266
‎聊聊天,了解一下對方

935
00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,518
‎然後我...

936
00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:02,147
‎我問他為什麼在向妳求婚前
‎沒有徵求我的同意

937
00:49:02,147 --> 00:49:03,148
‎什麼?

938
00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:05,609
‎他為什麼要問你?

939
00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:07,277
‎我不屬於你

940
00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:08,987
‎我不是你有權交給別人的東西

941
00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:10,656
‎卡特就是這麼說的

942
00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:13,075
‎-我的天啊
‎-我覺得很有道理

943
00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:15,118
‎我同意你們倆的說法

944
00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:17,704
‎我發現他是個很好的男人

945
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:21,249
‎但他不適合妳

946
00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:23,293
‎因為妳過的是這樣的生活

947
00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:24,670
‎那不是重點

948
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,381
‎如果你想談這件事,就來找我

949
00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,674
‎這不關你的事

950
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:32,010
‎但我不知道我到底會不會嫁給他

951
00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:34,388
‎我不知道,但你不能讓我自己思考

952
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,723
‎而不是不斷在教我應該怎麼做嗎?

953
00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:47,859
‎你知道嗎?我們真的不應該一起工作

954
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,445
‎乾,我們徹底完蛋了

955
00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:55,784
‎我要一份關於這附近
‎所有犯罪活動的詳細報告

956
00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:59,162
‎偷車集團、駕駛贓車定罪
‎汽車銷贓店

957
00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:01,331
‎能找的就盡量找,馬上去

958
00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:04,960
‎蒂娜,聯絡國防部
‎叫他們用輻射探測系統進行掃瞄

959
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,129
‎任何輻射都可能來自我們的反應爐

960
00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:09,756
‎-好的,長官
‎-我們的MNR裡面有鈾237

961
00:50:09,756 --> 00:50:12,718
‎對準那個信號
‎我們應該就能找到差不多的位置

962
00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:13,635
‎大家,我在想

963
00:50:15,178 --> 00:50:16,930
‎這可能是黛安娜做的

964
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,600
‎我們沒有反應爐
‎就不能把它交給博羅

965
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,394
‎所以我們得把會面延期

966
00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:26,314
‎我...臨時改變的話,博洛會起疑
‎我不知道怎麼跟他說

967
00:50:26,314 --> 00:50:29,359
‎就說你之前運送生物製劑
‎給一個在賽普勒斯的客戶

968
00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:31,778
‎但你的一個手下生病了
‎所以你懷疑有洩漏

969
00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:33,447
‎有醫生在監測你的情況

970
00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:34,781
‎但你得等檢驗結果

971
00:50:34,781 --> 00:50:38,660
‎看你不舒服是因為受感染
‎或只是心理作用

972
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:41,955
‎幫我們爭取一點時間吧

973
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:43,749
‎未來的一百萬個謊言?

974
00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:45,125
‎我應該不會有困難的

975
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,466
‎我只是想跟進一下
‎你們這一季有什麼需要

976
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,760
‎請確認一下這個電話號碼是否正確

977
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,803
‎帳單上的號碼沒有人接聽

978
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:59,181
‎所以我打給你們飯店網站上的號碼

979
00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:00,515
‎謝謝

980
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,234
‎喂?

981
00:51:16,531 --> 00:51:17,365
‎當然了

982
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:20,702
‎我馬上過來

983
00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:28,752
‎他答應晚點會面

984
00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,338
‎-晚30分鐘
‎-就這樣?

985
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:33,548
‎你可能引起一連串接觸傳染
‎他都不在乎嗎?

986
00:51:33,548 --> 00:51:37,427
‎他說:“你這個蒼白的丹麥混蛋
‎吃兩顆阿斯匹靈之後盡快滾過來”

987
00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:41,014
‎他說他討了很多人情債
‎還處理了很多物流問題

988
00:51:41,014 --> 00:51:44,726
‎才安排好跨境運送MNR

989
00:51:44,726 --> 00:51:46,394
‎而且他不是很客氣

990
00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:48,647
‎或許你該把他的腳趾射掉

991
00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:51,650
‎我對這件事不是很有信心
‎太多變數了

992
00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:54,111
‎即使我們能找到反應爐
‎我們找到的時候

993
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:57,739
‎監獄已經在早上清點人數
‎巴利的麻煩就大了

994
00:51:57,739 --> 00:51:59,282
‎我現在做出決定

995
00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:01,618
‎我覺得我們應該終止任務

996
00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:02,828
‎救巴利離開監獄

997
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:04,287
‎路克,不要

998
00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:08,583
‎這裡有超過900個囚犯
‎而每天早上的檢查會隨機進行

999
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:11,962
‎很有可能在你們找到反應爐
‎跟博羅見面,並接我離開之前

1000
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,421
‎他們都不會來檢查我的牢房

1001
00:52:13,421 --> 00:52:15,423
‎謝謝你,但我們得適可而止

1002
00:52:15,423 --> 00:52:18,510
‎如果你們不阻止博羅
‎那個核彈可能會殺死幾百萬人

1003
00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:21,179
‎集體利益比個人利益重要

1004
00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:22,889
‎你終於像個真男人了

1005
00:52:22,889 --> 00:52:26,226
‎那是史巴克在《星艦奇航記II
‎星戰大怒吼》裡的台詞

1006
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,103
‎快點帶我出去吧

1007
00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:31,773
‎這比我想像的複雜很多
‎我很不安,有點反胃

1008
00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:34,317
‎對,你臉色不太好

1009
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:35,527
‎來,在那邊

1010
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:38,697
‎往臉上潑些冷水之類吧

1011
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:40,657
‎就在那邊

1012
00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:44,911
‎我們不會真的
‎把巴利叔叔留在監獄裡吧?

1013
00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:45,996
‎當然不會了

1014
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,957
‎他的牢房有可能是第一個接受檢查的

1015
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,625
‎我們得把巴利弄出監獄

1016
00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:52,169
‎一個大男孩都不能落下

1017
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:55,046
‎但如果巴利叔叔出來了
‎而他的牢房是空的

1018
00:52:55,046 --> 00:52:57,883
‎博羅就會在我們完成任務前
‎知道這件事

1019
00:52:58,466 --> 00:53:01,553
‎我們違背對大丹的承諾
‎把他重新關進監獄

1020
00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:03,638
‎我勃起了

1021
00:53:04,389 --> 00:53:06,558
‎阿露負責用大丹交換巴利

1022
00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:08,059
‎同時,我們去找反應爐

1023
00:53:08,059 --> 00:53:09,936
‎如果大丹不在
‎我們怎麼跟博羅見面?

1024
00:53:09,936 --> 00:53:12,731
‎我們改變策略,你假扮成大丹的顧問

1025
00:53:12,731 --> 00:53:13,940
‎來自哥本哈根的顧問?

1026
00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:15,192
‎我們需要大丹做的事

1027
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,444
‎90%都只是安排會面,那已經完成了

1028
00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:20,530
‎只要博羅出現,而且不知道大丹逃獄

1029
00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:22,115
‎我們應該就能成功

1030
00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,536
‎-我會照應你的
‎-我們別無選擇

1031
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,872
‎我等不及要把這壞消息告訴他

1032
00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:30,874
‎大丹,別鬧了,我們得談談

1033
00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:32,751
‎大丹?

1034
00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:36,213
‎大丹!

1035
00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:40,634
‎(你們出爾反爾)

1036
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:47,265
‎我真的很討厭那個愚笨的混蛋

1037
00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:47,385
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