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What are you doing?
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Oh, uh, the pink annoys my eyes,
so I'm making a few changes.
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-It's my room.
-It's our room.
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I'm moving in.
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What? No, you're not.
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But we kissed.
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Yeah, but…
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I spent all morning
moving my stuff from the bathroom.
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I'll help you put it back.
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It's just people don't usually
move in together after just one kiss.
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So, do you wanna keep the mural or no?
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So, the clinic's a no go then?
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Looks like it.
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And you're sure
they won't, like, do you a favour?
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Just leave it. It's not gonna happen.
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Well, at least you tried.
That's all you can ask.
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So, any men on the go?
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-Ew, Dad!
-Come on. I love a bit of gossip.
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Uh, Carrie's gonna break up with Kash.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm not, Martin.
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We just need to sit down
and talk about where we see this going,
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and our expectations, and what we need.
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Yeah. Sounds like
you're gonna break up with him.
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Look, I love Kash,
and I don't want to see him get hurt.
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But, I think, if you have a better time
with a man who's been dead for 400 years,
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it's a bit of a red flag.
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I know. I just don't know
how I'm gonna broach it with him.
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Don't ask me.
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If I'm not feeling it,
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I usually just send them a text
saying I don't have time to date anyone
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because I've discovered
an invisible treasure map
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on the back of
the Declaration of Independence.
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-You National Treasure them?
-I National Treasure them.
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Well, I'm not doing that.
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I'm just gonna be an adult and say,
"Hey, can we have a quick chat?"
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God, that's a bit dramatic, though,
isn't it?
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Kash, I--
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-Surprise!
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I'm throwing you a surprise party!
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Yay!
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-But why?
-'Cause I love you.
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-Whoo-hoo!
-Where's the party?
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Well, it's happening later.
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It's not really a surprise then, is it?
You just told her.
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Well, you'd expect the surprise to come
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at the same time as the party,
wouldn't you?
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So really, uh,
this is even more surprising.
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Well, I don't want to have a party.
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We're having a party?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I do have a slutty dress
I want to wear.
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-Yes!
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What's a party?
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What do you think?
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I think a serial killer did this.
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I love it.
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Aw, my favourite flowers.
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This is strange, right?
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Yes. It's not just you.
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Ooh, I'd better empty the recycling now
so that we have adequate space
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when it comes to clearing up
tomorrow morning.
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You've thought of everything.
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Isn't this amazing?
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You genuinely like it?
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Maybe we're made for each other.
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You both agree balloons are fun.
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I don't think that's the foundation
for a lifelong partnership.
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I can't have the talk with him
tonight though. It will ruin his party.
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It's your party. This is the perfect time.
He has to listen to you.
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You're right.
I'm doing it tonight.
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Start the chat.
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Get your head in the game, Carrie!
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-Have you tried the hummus?
-I love you.
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-Thank you.
-What is it?
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Chickpeas.
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-Oh.
-Whoa, whoa.
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-Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.
-No. No, it's fine. It's just,
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public kissing is maybe a bit…
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-Yeah.
-Let's just take things slow.
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No, no.
I don't want a natty wine, young man.
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Is that my mum? Oh, for fuck's sake!
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-Let's go say hello.
-No!
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No, not right now.
Just you stay here and be normal.
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Why are you here?
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Your crisp selection
is absolutely baffling.
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Thai sweet chilli,
but no cheese and onion? It's unnatural.
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Why are you here?
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So, I can't go to a party now?
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Where's Andy and Ian?
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Don't even talk to me.
I had to leave that house.
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Andy is being a total brat.
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"My life's ruined this. I'm a freak that."
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And all I said to her
was that she needed to stop whingeing
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and pull herself up by the bootstraps.
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So I thought I'd focus on you now.
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-What do you mean?
-I'm gonna sort your life out.
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Is there anything you need help with?
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You're very single.
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No career prospects.
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The hair.
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I do not need any help. I'm fine.
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Hey, why don't you mingle?
Why don't you talk to this guy?
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-Gordon!
-Jennifer.
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It's not a costume party.
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I know. It's-It's the new me.
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I'm embracing my power.
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I'm the "come" guy.
So I should act like the "come" guy.
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Ladies.
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Okay. Well, Gordon, this is my mum.
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Mum, Gordon.
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Bye.
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Hello.
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Do not touch her!
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Right. We'll wait for him.
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I'll bring her over here
for a conversation.
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Get him talking
about how much he likes her.
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-Yeah, I know.
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Oi! Come on. Get it down ya! Down it!
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Down it! Down it! Down it! Down it!
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Down it! Down it!
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Okay, who wants to play strip poker?
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Just me. That's fine.
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-Put that away.
-Join in when you're ready.
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And you have to take
your whole trousers off every time?
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Yeah, I was looking into getting
a pair made with a flap in the back.
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-Jen.
-Thank God.
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You're a lifesaver.
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Did you see? Kash made macarons.
He remembered they're my favourite.
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I mean, they're bad.
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I wouldn't actually eat them, but…
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Carrie, focus!
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What is the one thing
you're supposed to be doing tonight?
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Balls.
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I swear I keep meaning to bring it up,
but I just keep getting sidetracked.
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And he's gone to all this effort.
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I know it's hard,
but you have to push through.
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Block everything else out,
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and just get the words out
as quick as you can.
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-Hey, can we have a chat?
-Of course.
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So…
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I feel like the adult in the relationship,
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and sometimes I feel more like your mum
than your girlfriend.
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And I need you to be more mature.
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I hear you.
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Is there something I can do
to prove to you that I'm listening?
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I suppose you could start looking
for a stable job.
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That would help.
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Oh, that's a good one.
I haven't tried that yet.
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Wait, no! Don't!
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Kash, can we…
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Mm-hmm. References? Yeah,
I can get them in before then. Definitely.
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And the interview will be at 1:00 p.m.
on a Wednesday?
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Yeah! Yeah, I can do that.
155
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So it's a devised theatre piece
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about three undocumented cleaners
with invisibility
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because they are invisible to society.
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No.
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She just keeps trying to talk to me.
It's exhausting.
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You could just talk to your girlfriend.
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No. No, it's the break-up chat.
I can feel it.
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-She's been very unhappy lately.
-How long have you been doing this?
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-I've been awake for 28 hours.
-You can't keep going forever, mate.
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No, I don't need to.
I'm gathering information.
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See, if I know why
she's breaking up with me, I can stop it.
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I can fix it.
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I'm just running out of energy.
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Have you tried these?
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It puts Red Bull to shame.
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It's technically classified
as an industrial lubricant in the EU.
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So you know it's good.
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Yeah?
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You got any more?
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So, what happens if you touch yourself?
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Nothing. And the ironic thing is,
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it actually takes me quite a while
to climax.
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Particularly with a new partner.
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Ooh.
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You're Jen's mum.
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I think she doesn't want me
to talk to you.
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Oh, of course she doesn't.
She may as well push me out the door.
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She's very confusing.
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Don't even start.
I can never tell what's going on with her.
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Oh, well, she's having a terrible time
right now.
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No, no. She told me she's fine.
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Uh, no. She wants to go to the clinic
so they can help her find her power.
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Because she feels left out without one.
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But it costs money,
and she doesn't have that.
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So they won't let her in.
190
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That seems like something you'd mention.
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She talks about it with her dad
all the time.
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Did you know he's dead?
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I'm aware.
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Excuse me.
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Have we met?
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I don't think so.
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After you.
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You've brought way too much, man.
You're gonna crash.
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Desperate times means desperate--
Whatever it is.
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Have you seen a girl?
She's about this tall.
201
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Irish, but not the scary kind.
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Jen.
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-What are you doing here?
-I've been texting. You haven't replied.
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Oh.
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Did you come all this way
just to check in on me?
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You usually respond straight away.
I assumed you were dead.
207
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,020
No, no, I've just been busy.
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-With what?
-Hello.
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Who likes a party? Because this boy does.
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We don't need any pills, mate. We're good.
211
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,197
No. No. I'm not a drugs-man.
I'm Jen's boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?
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-Yeah.
-No.
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Luke, why don't you go get yourself
a drink? Help yourself to anything.
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What about "taking things slow"
is introducing me as your girlfriend?
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-Aren't you?
-It's complicated.
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You say everything's complicated.
218
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Because it is!
The real world is complicated!
219
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I'm-I'm confused about a lot of things,
but you're the one thing that makes sense.
220
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Do you even hear what I'm saying?
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Maybe we should just give each other
some space.
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What?
223
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Maybe we should give each other
some space!
224
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Jen, someone's in your room.
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Can you read?
226
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,744
What are you doing?
227
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,288
-I'm hacking your computer.
228
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,999
I've been taking IT classes.
I know what all the bits are for now.
229
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,709
Stop it. Why would you do that?
230
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Well, it's the only way to know
what's going on in your life.
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Seeing as you won't tell me.
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00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,925
Please be more cryptic
so I fully understand what's happening.
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You receive a lot of marketing emails
from a place called "The Clinic."
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-Why didn't you come to me about it?
-Because you're judgmental.
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Every time I talk to you,
you make me feel like shit.
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It only seems like that
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because a lot of the choices
you make are wrong.
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Oh, okay, so i-if I was just perfect,
this wouldn't be an issue?
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-Yes!
-You know, I used to be jealous
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that Andy was your favourite.
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But now, I think I dodged a bullet.
242
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You're not one to talk about favourites.
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What are you talking about?
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You're a monster if people think
you have a favourite child.
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But no one bats an eye
if you have a favourite parent.
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So I talk to Dad. Big deal.
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You'll talk to him but not me?
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00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:01,048
Yeah, I do! Because he doesn't judge me
or try to fix me!
249
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,591
He's just-- He's just there.
250
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,010
He's not there! I am!
251
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,100
I'm right here!
252
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,232
Yeah, I know.
253
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,781
I shouldn't have brought him up.
254
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,783
It's fine.
255
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,912
-Do you want me to leave?
-No, no. No, you can stay. It…
256
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,624
Although, I think we've run out of crisps.
257
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,334
What? It's only 11:00.
258
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,170
Jesus Christ.
Who did the Ocado, Bobby Sands?
259
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:51,932
Better go down there before
someone takes the last sweet chilli.
260
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,451
-Are you okay?
-No, I'm fine. Let's dance.
261
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:17,166
Kash, while I have you,
we should probably--
262
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,001
Talk? Okay.
263
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,795
Cheers, Carrie. Great party.
264
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,215
Actually, it's fine. Never mind.
265
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,019
We have a problem.
266
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,106
Okay, I still don't get it.
267
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,901
He's turning back time every time
I try and have the chat with him.
268
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,820
-That's not good.
-Not good? It's effed up!
269
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,948
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, relax.
270
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,158
He knows exactly what I'm gonna do,
271
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,702
so he knows exactly how to throw me off.
272
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,205
I can't believe he'd do this to me
during my party.
273
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,707
Carrie. The party's part of it.
274
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,626
Oh, my God.
275
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,629
Do you think he's been avoiding you?
276
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,131
Of course he has.
I've been chasing him all evening.
277
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,050
He's only making it worse.
278
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,011
I swear to God, I've never met anyone
so stupid with this stuff.
279
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,096
He's hopeless.
280
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,768
What if he's been doing this
our whole relationship?
281
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,603
I guess you don't need
to have the talk anymore.
282
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,398
How am I ever gonna trust him again?
How am I even gonna break up with him?
283
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,650
It doesn't matter what I do.
He'll just keep turning back time.
284
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,151
Maybe I already have.
285
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,903
He's bound to run out of energy
at some point.
286
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,740
Usually he just carb loads,
but I haven't seen him eat much.
287
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,326
Is he taking drugs?
288
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,496
Oh, God. It's meth, isn't it?
289
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,211
Hey, fuck off. My house.
290
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,755
Bingo.
291
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,549
I knew they were up to something.
292
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,893
Hey, um, Carrie said she wants to have
a quick chat with you.
293
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,061
Mm-hmm.
294
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,823
Poor fucker.
295
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,408
There you are.
296
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,744
I made you a cocktail.
297
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,953
Ooh.
298
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,624
It's just wine.
299
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,418
Yeah, but it's got
a little umbrella in it.
300
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,836
Yeah, it's good.
301
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:26,920
Mmm.
302
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:32,468
So, I was thinking, how would you like
to go for a little flight?
303
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,345
I could take off right now, if you like.
It's a beautiful night.
304
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,889
Really? Me?
305
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,101
There's not a hotter,
taller woman standing behind me, is there?
306
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,394
Because that has happened before.
307
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:46,356
No, it's just you and me.
308
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,488
Um, do you wanna go outside then?
309
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,615
Yeah.
310
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:04,666
They're gone.
311
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,213
I know.
312
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,881
Randall, come on. Make me a new can.
313
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,345
Kash, I'm…
314
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,973
I don't wanna do this.
315
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,058
So don't.
316
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,936
Just don't. Please. I can fix it.
317
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,897
-Not this time.
-Randall, come on! Hurry up!
318
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,525
I'm not a vending machine, mate.
It's gonna take a while.
319
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,903
Don't say it.
320
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,448
I think we should break up.
321
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:41,745
I think we should break up.
322
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,125
I think we should break--
323
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,086
…break up.
324
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,842
I think we should break up.
325
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,477
You need sleep. Let's get you to bed.
326
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,525
I'm sorry.
327
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,743
Are you sure
your boyfriend's not gonna mind?
328
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,038
Oh. Oh, So that's what it is.
You're jealous.
329
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,793
That you have a boyfriend? Maybe.
330
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,920
Of that boyfriend in particular, no.
331
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:33,797
Why not?
332
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:37,718
Come on, really? Just seems like
a bit of a weirdo.
333
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:39,970
Come on.
334
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,972
He's not a weirdo.
335
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,101
He's a bit different,
but that doesn't mean he's not good.
336
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,063
Sure.
337
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,357
Look, you don't know him.
338
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,818
He's kind, and he's funny.
339
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,988
Not intentionally, most of the time,
but he makes me laugh.
340
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,116
And he always
has the dumbest questions.
341
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,618
But it's like there's a logic to them.
342
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,622
And he actually wants to be with me.
343
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,751
You'd think that would be
the bare minimum, but…
344
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,713
That's it, really, isn't it?
345
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,382
He likes me. I like him.
346
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,177
Not that complicated.
347
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,180
You could aim a lot higher, Jen.
348
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,519
Nah, I'm good.
349
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,439
Jen.
350
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:34,816
Jen.
351
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,194
Where are you going?
352
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,405
Hey!
353
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,449
Whatever.
354
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,711
I swear, this has never happened before.
355
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,964
-Okay.
356
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,550
Jizzlord?
357
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:02,844
Jizzlord!
358
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:05,847
Jizzlord!
359
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,980
Have you seen Jizzlord?
360
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,064
No.
361
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,067
Why?
362
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,404
Jizzlord? Jizzlord?
363
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,618
Jizzlord!
364
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,083
Jizzlord!
365
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:37,963
Oh, no.
366
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,383
No, no, no, no, no!
367
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:47,431
I'm sorry.
368
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,850
-I was being stupid earlier.
369
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,269
Look, I act like I'm smarter than you,
but I'm not.
370
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,770
Not with important things.
371
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:56,773
Fuck.
372
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,778
Can you hear me?
373
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,072
I don't want space! I want you to be here.
374
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,452
I don't know what I'm doing,
but I know I don't want you to go.
375
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,706
I want you to be my boyfriend!
376
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,460
You want a bin to be your boyfriend?
377
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,964
That's a bit of a slap in the face.
I'm not gonna lie.
378
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,452
Whoop, whoop.
Hey-o. Whoop, whoop.
379
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,287
Who wants to do body shots?
380
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,873
Gordon, it's 2:00 a.m. Go home.
381
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,583
We're young. We could go clubbing.
382
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,586
God, who am I kidding? This isn't me.
383
00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:00,670
I hate this.
384
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,340
-Do you want a cup of tea?
-Yes, please.
385
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:11,765
-Jesus, you'll catch your death.
-Mum, I want you to meet my boyfriend.
386
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,143
What?
387
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:21,191
Hello again. What was your name?
388
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,317
-It doesn't matter.
-Jizzlord.
389
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,860
I'm sorry, it's what lord?
390
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,695
Uh, it's J--
391
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,618
Hey. This clinic.
392
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,247
I hear you don't have enough money for it.
393
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,456
Yeah.
394
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,002
I'll pay for it.
395
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,254
Really?
396
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:43,755
Yeah.
397
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,674
If it'll make you happy.
398
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,093
How much is it?
399
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:49,886
Twelve grand.
400
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,680
Fucking hell! What?
401
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,142
Jesus Christ. Lead with the price.
What did you let me do that for?
402
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,144
-What, you don't have it?
-Of course I don't have it!
403
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,270
I'm not a Saudi prince.
404
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,524
I have it.
405
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:08,989
I've been supplementing my income
406
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:12,075
by providing a service
to unfulfilled women.
407
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,036
And that made you £12,000?
408
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,706
No, it's just pocket change. Straight
women just paid off my student loan.
409
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:21,042
Gordon. I can't take your gigolo money.
You earned it.
410
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,713
Really, i-it feels wrong.
I want you to have it.
411
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,552
I'm going to the clinic.
412
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,345
You're going to the clinic.
413
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,974
-Oh.
414
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:39,895
Okay. Well done. Very good.
415
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,398
-Oh, no, no, no.
416
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,567
Yeah, we have met.
417
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:47,652
Yep.
418
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,284
Morning.
419
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:55,619
Morning.
420
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,706
I've never seen you smile
for this long before.
421
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,751
Kinda hurts. I don't know
how people do it all the time.
422
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:03,919
I like it.
423
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:12,469
Uh, where are you going?
424
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,554
Did I do something wrong?
I'm sorry. Don't leave me.
425
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,766
I'm just going to the shop.
I really fancy some pancakes.
426
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,601
-I'll go.
-No, no, no, don't. I better go.
427
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,771
-Just flour, milk, eggs, sugar, right?
-No, you for--
428
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:26,107
Actually, yeah. Yeah, that's right.
429
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,860
I think I'm getting the hang of this.
430
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,489
-That's £5.65, please.
-Mummy, look!
431
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:18,410
-Just give me a minute.
-But, Mummy! That man looks like Daddy.