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-[recorder beeps]
-Blue lid, thick milk.
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Green lid, runny milk.
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Red lid, devil's water.
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Are you going to keep doing that?
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It helps me learn.
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[laptop dings]
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Fuckers! They don't want my eggs.
Why don't they want my eggs?
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-Are they in date?
-Yeah, by about 20 years, yeah.
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-Lady eggs.
-[Jen] I need that money for the clinic.
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How dare they?
Now, these are prime-time eggs.
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I'll have to find something else
to monetise now.
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-[recorder beeps]
-What's monetise?
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It's when you take something
you're good at, like a skill or a talent,
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and you make people give you money for it.
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Do you have any skills?
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-No.
-Do you have any talents?
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-No.
-So what's the point of you?
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-Jesus Christ!
-[Jizzlord] It's okay.
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I don't have any skills either.
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At least, not as a man.
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Okay, take two.
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Time for our next mission.
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I mean, sequels are always
better anyway, right?
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There's Terminator 2…
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Uh…
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So what's the plan?
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-Um…
-You do have a plan, don't you?
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Y-You've had so much time
to think about this exact situation.
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Gregor was full of plans.
Fucking do this, do that.
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He was planning to foil
some big drug deal.
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Organised crime kind of shit.
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-Well, how'd he get that kind of intel?
-I told him.
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-I-I do a bit of crime on the side.
-Then why are you doing this?
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I don't know.
They cancel each other out, don't they?
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Shit! We should be the ones
foiling drug gangs.
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It sounds so cool.
And, like, good for the community.
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I'm just looking for my hairdryer.
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Don't let me interrupt your hero'ing.
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All right, Seb.
I want you to case the joint, okay?
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-Entrances, exits.
-[Carrie] Actually, I think it's in the--
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-Oh.
-Randall, what weaponry are we facing?
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-Uh…
-[Carrie] Where are you, little hairdryer?
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Guns, knives, knuckle-dusters, shivs.
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This isn't a knockabout in the park, lads.
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Found it! Where is the diffuser?
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Right.
This is our moment, our destiny manifest.
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Okay, we may not all make it.
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Especially Seb.
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Okay, but if we perish,
we perish for a noble--
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[hairdryer blowing]
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Babe! Babe!
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Sorry, could you do that in the kitchen?
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-It's my bedroom too.
-Well, I know.
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You're just as important to me
as they are.
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You don't act like it. Last time,
it was like you forgot I existed.
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That won't happen this time.
I can do both, I swear.
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Now let's have a date night. Yeah?
Just you and me.
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-That sounds nice.
-Saturday night?
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[sighs]
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So, when's this drug deal happening?
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Saturday night.
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[sighs] Bloody ridiculous.
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I miss the days when you didn't have
to go through all this red tape.
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Oh, just get him.
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[groans, sighs]
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Your Majesty. I'm a, uh, biographer,
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and, uh, I'm trying to rehabilitate
your reputation as a statesman,
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and dispel the rumours that you wasted
your time partying and-- and womanising.
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[Charles] Well, of course,
that's utter nonsense.
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Thank you, Your Highness.
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I wouldn't call that time wasted.
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Right.
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-I just need your signature on the--
-Tell me,
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who am I speaking through?
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[stammers] It doesn't matter.
Just, uh, pretend she's not here.
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I may be dead, but that's no excuse
not to be a gentleman.
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Tell me, what is your name, milady?
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Carrie. It's nice to meet you, sir.
Your Eminence.
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[sighs]
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That's not
how you address royalty. [laughs]
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[Charles] Now, Carrie,
what's a choice insult from your time?
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[Carrie] I like "twat," personally.
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[Charles] Excellent.
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Tell this twat I shan't sign his accord
until he gives you a grovelling apology.
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And please…
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call me Charles.
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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[Charles] Yes?
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[Carrie] Um, very sorry to bother you
again. I-I just wanted to check in--
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Double-check that you were happy
with your experience with us yesterday.
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[Charles] Ooh, I was.
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[Carrie] Good.
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[Charles] Is there anything else
you want to say?
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[chuckles]
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[Charles] And he storms into the court.
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All the high lords and ladies
of the land are there,
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and he says,
"Sir, you have sullied my virtuous wife."
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[Carrie gasps] What did you do?
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[Charles] I said, "Well, I look forward
to meeting your virtuous wife,"
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and arrested him for bigamy.
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Have you a looking glass?
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[Carrie] Yes.
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[Charles] Can I see you?
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[Carrie] Just to warn you,
I'm not wearing any makeup.
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You're not saying anything.
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[Charles speaking French]
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[Carrie] I don't know what that means,
but it sounds lovely.
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[Charles] It's Molière.
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[door opens]
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I'm not doing anything.
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Okay. Can I borrow you?
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[music playing on laptop]
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You used to be a cat.
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You used to win cat shows as a cat.
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Cat shows have prize money.
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We compete in a cat show.
We win. We get money.
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As you can see, the maths works out.
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Yeah, um, one-- one small issue.
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I'm not a cat.
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Ah, I've anticipated this.
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I've done some digging, and apparently,
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with shape-shifters,
if you want to turn into your animal,
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you bring back some
of their sense memories.
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So, smell, touch, taste.
People on the Internet swear by it.
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-Okay.
-I-It'll work. Don't worry.
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That's a bit what I'm afraid of.
I don't think I want to be a cat again.
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Well, it's just for one day.
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Yeah, but w-what if I can't change back?
What if I get stuck?
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We don't have to do it.
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Right?
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[sighs]
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No, we don't.
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-Sorry.
-It's fine.
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It's not your fault.
It's way too much to ask.
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-Have you got a back-up plan?
-I…
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-No.
-You could always save up.
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That'll take years.
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No, I just feel like I can't start
until I have my power, you know?
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Have you tried selling your eggs?
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They don't want them!
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What?
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Those are prime-time eggs.
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[Jen] I know!
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[seagull squawking]
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Hey.
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So, I thought we could
turn date night into date day.
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I think the galleries are open late today.
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So…
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I knew this would happen.
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No, I just have a tiny, little,
baby mission.
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But it won't affect our date, I promise.
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I'll be done by, like, 8.00 at the latest.
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Okay.
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Well, uh, don't let me ruin your plans.
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I'm sure you'll find someone
to go with you.
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[Jen screams]
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What the fuck?
I thought he didn't want to do it.
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[Jizzlord, on recorder]
If you're listening to this,
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I've taken the cat food.
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Don't try and argue with me.
I want you to take me to the cat show.
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Oh, and scratch me behind the ears.
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I like that.
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[Jen] What do I do?
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I think we should honour his wishes.
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["Money" playing]
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♪ Uh ♪
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♪ Chilling, laying in the cut, though
Easy, trying to see what up, though ♪
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♪ Brooklyn, home of the cutthroats
Notorious, y'all know how the rest go ♪
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♪ Sleeping, one eye open
Too smart 'cause I'm always scoping ♪
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♪ Watching, seeing how these lames look ♪
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[music ends]
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[clears throat]
I would like to register my cat.
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-Name?
-Jizzlor-- Uh, Hercule.
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Just Hercule.
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The Hercule?
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Yes?
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Donna, Hercule's back.
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Donna!
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Oh, fucking yes!
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Sorry, sorry. This is just very exciting.
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We didn't know what happened to him
after David died.
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So, uh, how were you related to him?
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He was very specific in his will
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that he wanted Hercule
to go to his next of kin.
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I am his next of kin.
Yeah. I-I am his aunt.
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[both] Oh.
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The aunt that collects Bigfoot erotica?
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-Um…
-Or the aunt that thinks Israel did 9/11?
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[sighs] It's gonna have to be
the first one, isn't it?
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Yeah, yeah, that's me.
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Oh, sorry, almost forgot.
Um, what talent am I putting you down for?
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-Talent?
-Yeah, for the talent segment.
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I mean, I know it's gonna be dance,
but I have to ask.
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Uh, I'm sorry. Did you say dance?
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Mm-hmm.
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[Sean, on phone] That cat can dance!
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[Mike, on phone] Now, Sean,
I'd hate to have to follow that!
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[Sean] Oh, Mike, I'd just kill myself.
200
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,166
-[Mike] Oh, come on!
-Well, shit.
201
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,087
[seagulls squawking]
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[rock music playing]
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♪ Well, the duck is on the window
The cat is on the floor ♪
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♪ Everyone is having a party
On the moor ♪
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♪ Up all night
Until the creek get wet ♪
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♪ Wake up in the morning
And their head is in a mess ♪
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[music ends]
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Do you think there will be press?
Like, local news and stuff?
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Maybe. They might wanna take
a picture of us with the drugs,
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like when people catch a really big fish.
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I should have brought some dry shampoo.
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I get really sweaty in this suit.
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-I don't wanna look oily.
-[Gregor] All clear. No drugs in here.
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-What are you doing here?
-You're early!
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[Gregor] Oh, okay.
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You couldn't think of your own mission,
so you had to steal mine?
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-I don't see your name on it.
-"I don't see your name on it."
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-Grow up.
-No! It's my crime. I backsie it.
219
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,522
You can't backsie it. I called it.
220
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Still want it?
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Yeah.
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[both grunting]
223
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Sorry, but can anyone else hear footsteps?
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[footsteps approaching]
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[gangster] Bloody hell.
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Ha!
227
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Someone's coming. Alpha team, hide.
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Shit!
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[grunts] Move!
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[sing-songy] Hello?
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-Oh.
-[Donna] Hi.
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Um, so, do you usually compete in Ireland?
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'Cause I don't remember seeing you
at the southeast Fancy Lad regionals.
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-Oh, no, this is my first time.
-Ever?
235
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Yeah. I'm just here
for the prize money, really.
236
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,742
But, I mean, come on.
It's not like you need experience.
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Just cats, isn't it?
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[scoffs]
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I bet you think you're hot shit,
don't you?
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00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:12,583
What?
241
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:16,796
I've seen thousands of girls like you
come and go.
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You're nothing special.
243
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Best go home now
before you embarrass your cat.
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[gasps]
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Oops.
246
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,296
Oh, my God. What a psycho, right?
247
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,634
What is it about Bigfoot?
Is it just the big, hairy penis?
248
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,178
[stammers] Yeah.
249
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,304
Hmm.
250
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,350
Ugh.
251
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,103
Well, w-we don't need to talk.
252
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:18,023
Dance is the language of the body.
It's instinctual. It's all muscle memory.
253
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,484
We've got this.
254
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,320
It's on the eight count. Eight.
255
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,365
Not seven, not six. The eight count.
256
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,449
It's very simple.
257
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,702
Okay, let's start
with the simplest possible thing.
258
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:33,455
Just sit, okay? You can do that. Just sit.
259
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,833
Sit.
260
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,087
Sit. Sit.
261
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,173
Sit. Sit. Sit!
262
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:47,136
Sit! Sit! Sit! [shouts, grunts]
263
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,231
This foiling isn't big enough
for the both of us.
264
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,901
I completely agree. Fuck off then.
265
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,194
-Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
-Neither am I.
266
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,322
I guess we'll be staying here
until one of us gives in.
267
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,489
Fine by me.
268
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,326
Oh, my God. Kiss.
269
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,372
I'm sorry. I write a lot of fan fiction.
270
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,512
Okay.
271
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,599
It says it should be…
272
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,898
Here.
273
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,526
[Charles] Oh, no. This one is mortifying.
274
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,779
It's a bad angle.
I told them to destroy it.
275
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,364
[Carrie] Oh, I like it.
276
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,575
[Charles] Do you have a lover?
277
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,955
[Carrie] I think so. I have a boyfriend.
278
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,873
[Charles] What does he make
of the Dutch masters?
279
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,501
[Carrie] He's, uh,
not a gallery kind of guy.
280
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,795
-[Charles] Where does he take you?
-Uh…
281
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:06,090
[Carrie] Usually we just stay in
and order some food.
282
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,174
[Charles] A crime.
283
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,177
If I were him,
I would show you the continent.
284
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,762
[Carrie sighs]
285
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,848
[Charles] Have you ever been
to Tuscany in the springtime?
286
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,976
[Carrie] N-No.
287
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,687
[Charles] I would take you boating
along the Arno.
288
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,147
[Carrie] Oh.
289
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,693
[Charles] And we would discuss poetry
long into the evening.
290
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,946
[Carrie sighs] And then?
291
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,449
[Charles] And then to bed.
292
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,328
[guard] Oi!
293
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,164
The fuck are you doing?
294
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,586
[Jen] Step, turn. Not turn, turn, step.
295
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,631
-["Alone" playing on radio]
-Let's go from the top, yeah? All right.
296
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,552
Five, six, seven, eight.
297
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,223
Okay.
298
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,309
-[music stops]
-Now you listen here.
299
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,687
I need this money.
300
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,481
I need you to understand me right now.
301
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,900
I need you to give me a sign
that you're still in there.
302
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,194
Jizzlord, please.
303
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,822
[breathes heavily]
304
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,907
Now you're just being
an obtuse little cunt!
305
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,701
I can't believe I ever showed you my tits.
306
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,077
[clears throat]
307
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,499
I'll just mark you down as a one
for welfare.
308
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,337
[Jizzlord purring]
309
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,355
[gangster 1] It's close to 9.30.
I drop off to Brixton by 10.00.
310
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,734
[gangster 2]
Yeah, he just loaded up the last one.
311
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,530
Why can't we just work with them?
312
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:58,327
Surely, as long as we stop the crime,
i-it doesn't matter who gets the glory.
313
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,789
Yes. Yes, it does. Me. I want the glory!
314
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,540
This might be my only chance.
315
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:08,087
[scoffs] There will be other crimes.
This one doesn't even seem that serious.
316
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,840
-Hey, look what I found.
-Oh, my God. Put them down.
317
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,052
Oh, no.
318
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,012
[clicks tongue]
319
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,893
-You in a rush or something?
-No, it's nothing. It's just date night.
320
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,646
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Time with your missus is not nothing.
321
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,939
No, I know that.
322
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,817
Why can't he just back down?
323
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,319
Or you could back down.
324
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,988
No! This is everything I've ever wanted.
325
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,617
Taking down bad guys.
Being a hero. Saving the day.
326
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,412
Yeah. If he has to ruin his relationship
with his girlfriend to do it,
327
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,666
-then so be it.
-It's not what I meant.
328
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,585
-Do you think your girlfriend will be mad?
-Not mad.
329
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,672
Maybe just disappointed.
330
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,590
-Oh, disappointed is way worse than mad.
-[grunts]
331
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,259
Trust me, if a guy did that to me,
332
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,177
-it would be game over.
-[Gregor] Jesus Christ.
333
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,720
[Kash] I know. I don't want that.
334
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,014
But I'm not leaving here
till I've saved something.
335
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,309
It sounds like you do have something
to save, mate.
336
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:09,314
Hey, Kash. This is stupid.
337
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,608
Somewhere in this building,
criminals are doing something criminal,
338
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,527
and here we are, arguing in a cupboard.
339
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,114
Who's stepping aside? You or me?
340
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,292
[classical music playing on phone]
341
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,676
[Charles] I'm getting black cherry.
Plum, perhaps.
342
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:41,138
[Carrie] Should we be cheeky
and open the Merlot?
343
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:46,059
[Charles] I thought you said you had
an engagement with your beau. Hmm?
344
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,646
[Carrie] He was never gonna show up.
345
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,356
[Charles] He's a fool.
346
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,158
[Charles] Perhaps it's not meant to be.
347
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,661
[Carrie] No, no, it is.
We've been together since university.
348
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,623
[Charles] He seems as familiar to you
as an old coat.
349
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,919
Just because something is well-worn
350
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:16,506
doesn't necessarily mean
it is well-fitting. Hmm?
351
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,471
[Jen] Come on. Please. I need you.
352
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,764
I need you you.
353
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,184
If you were here,
you'd know the right things to say.
354
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,896
What am I talking about? No, you wouldn't.
355
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,483
You'd say something really weird,
and probably a little gross,
356
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,611
but I think I'd quite like that right now.
357
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,530
Let's just go home.
358
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,866
Donna's right. We're never gonna win.
359
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,374
I'm just gonna quickly
steal everything first.
360
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,049
[Jizzlord, on recorder]
If you're listening to this,
361
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,926
I've taken the cat food.
362
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,930
Don't try and argue with me.
I want you to take me to the cat show.
363
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,640
Oh, and scratch me behind the ears.
364
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:07,891
I like that.
365
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,896
Um, I didn't want to turn
back into Hercule when you asked,
366
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:17,150
because I really like my life now.
367
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,861
I know I should be trying
to find out who I was,
368
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,615
but I'd rather stay with you.
369
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:28,495
I know what it's like to feel like
something's missing from you.
370
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,664
And I don't want you to feel that way.
371
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,959
And you won't have to
because we're gonna win.
372
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,044
[sing-songy] Okay, bye.
373
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,129
Uh, bye.
374
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:46,555
♪ Hello, it's so good to see you
We met before, but nice to meet you ♪
375
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,558
♪ Yeah, I don't really wanna be here
Like… ♪
376
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,809
-[Ange, on phone] Jennifer?
-Ange.
377
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,520
-[Ange] Do you know what time it is?
-Yeah, I know we're about to close.
378
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,522
You know those costumes
that we were going to throw out
379
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,190
because, legally, they were too flammable?
380
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,942
[Ange] Yeah, the one with the sequins?
381
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,319
Do we still have those?
382
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,489
I think that's
probably enough wine. [hiccups]
383
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:10,746
[Charles] I will not have
such treasonous language in my court.
384
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:16,543
[Carrie] I'm so sorry, Your Highness.
385
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:21,840
[Charles] You ought to watch your tongue,
or I'll have you put over my knee.
386
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:46,031
[Carrie] You wouldn't dare…
387
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,407
-[Kash] Carrie!
-Kash?
388
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,370
Kash?
389
00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:54,748
[panting] I'm here. And I'm done with it.
390
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,167
All of it. I'm done with it.
391
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,835
Oh.
392
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,349
-What are you wearing?
-Uh…
393
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,519
I like it.
394
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,314
Shall we have this date?
395
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,025
I should like that very much.
396
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,026
Sick.
397
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,279
What takeaway do you want?
398
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,783
Now, I know we normally get pizza,
399
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:32,911
but apparently, the Chinese
has started doing sweet potato wedges,
400
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:35,914
which is like, I mean, game changer.
401
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,082
That's insane.
402
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,044
Oh, what TV do you wanna watch?
403
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:43,880
No.
404
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:47,092
Sorry, this is a really important night.
405
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,845
Let's do a YouTube deep dive.
406
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:52,180
I've been recommended
these skateboarding-accident compilations
407
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,515
which are meant to be…
408
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,267
[kisses]
409
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,395
Yeah?
410
00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,563
[Donna] Wonderful.
411
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:02,149
Let's hear it for Frida Cat-lo.
412
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,276
[clapping, cheering]
413
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,113
You're up.
414
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,532
Don't fuck it up.
415
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,414
That prize money is ours.
416
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,668
It's you and me. Ride or die.
417
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:25,172
[Donna] Jennifer and Hercule!
418
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,759
["Alone" playing on speakers]
419
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,639
[audience member 1 laughs]
420
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,600
[audience member 2 clears throat]
421
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:43,106
♪ I hear the ticking of the clock ♪
422
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:47,152
♪ I'm lying here
The room's pitch dark ♪
423
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:50,197
[laughing continues]
424
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,575
[audience member 3]
Boo! What are you doing? Boo!
425
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:57,746
♪ No answer on the telephone ♪
426
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:05,253
♪ And the night goes by
So very slow ♪
427
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:10,800
♪ And my love for you
Is still unknown ♪
428
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:14,387
♪ Alone ♪
429
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:23,813
♪ Till now
I always got by on my own ♪
430
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:29,194
♪ I never really cared
Until I met you ♪
431
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:34,032
♪ And now it chills me to the bone ♪
432
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:39,496
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
433
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:44,834
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
434
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:58,306
♪ Oh ♪
435
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:11,444
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
436
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:17,075
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
437
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:24,082
♪ Alone ♪
438
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,835
[crying]
439
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,169
[audience member] My eyes!
440
00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:33,592
[crying continues]
441
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,013
[music ends]
442
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:41,725
No.
443
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:42,809
Yeah, fair enough.
444
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,857
-[YouTubers groan on laptop]
-[laughs]
445
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,025
[crashes on laptop]
446
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,279
[YouTuber 1] Yo, watch out. Watch out!
447
00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:55,614
-[crashes]
-[YouTuber 2 groans]
448
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,450
You want some?
449
00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,993
["Always Forever" playing]
450
00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:01,286
[laughing] Oh, no.
451
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,788
-[sighs] I've missed this.
-[YouTuber 1 shouting]
452
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,124
It's nice getting back
to normal, isn't it?
453
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:10,670
Isn't it?
454
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,757
You're not saying anything.
455
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,968
Oh, no. No!
456
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:22,891
I'm sorry. I really messed it up.
You must be so mad at me.
457
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,185
And now you don't have the money,
and so you're not going to--
458
00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:30,565
♪ You know
You've got me in your pocket ♪
459
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:36,071
♪ You don't
Just have to wait around ♪
460
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:41,868
♪ You know
I keep you in my locket ♪
461
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:46,206
♪ Just come here
And we can settle down ♪
462
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:48,291
[siren wailing]
463
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:55,465
["Alone" playing]
464
00:27:55,548 --> 00:28:01,471
♪ Till now
I always got by on my own ♪
465
00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:06,726
♪ I never really cared
Until I met you ♪
466
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:11,481
♪ And now it chills me to the bone ♪
467
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:16,736
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
468
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:23,785
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
469
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:39,384
♪ Alone ♪