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Don't worry, little friend.
You're going to be right as rain.
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[turtle] Kill me.
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-[pet 1] Where's my mum?
-[pet 2] Help. Quick. He's coming.
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-He's coming.
-[pet 3] My fucking bone.
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[dog] Why have my owners abandoned me?
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-[pet 4] I'm afraid.
-[cat] Gonna scratch the shit out of ya.
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-[pet 1] I was in here first.
-[snake] ¿Dónde estoy, carajo?
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Esto no es el bosque.
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-[dog] Please don't take my testicles.
-[pet 1] Where's my mom and dad?
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-[pet 5] What is going on here?
-Sorry.
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[turtle] Just do it. Do it, you coward.
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[pets chattering]
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-[pet 6] Anyone there?
-[pet 1] Let me out! Let me out!
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[turtle] Go on. Walk away.
Like you always do.
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[pet 7] Hungry. I'm hungry. Hungry.
Hello, I'm hungry. Food, please.
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-[pet 8] I hate it here! [screams]
-[headphones beep]
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[slow music playing]
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[dogs barking]
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Jizzlord?
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[dog whines]
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[rhythmic beeping]
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[rapid beeping]
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-[beeping stops]
-Yep, he's microchipped.
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[typing]
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12 Prudence Drive. David.
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Do you reckon that's the owner's name
or his name? Who calls a cat David?
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-[chuckles]
-[Jen chuckles]
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This world doesn't make sense
to me anymore.
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Yeah,
that's probably his old owner's address.
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Jen's my owner now.
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No, I'm not.
You need to stop telling people that.
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Hey, maybe David knows where I come from.
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Wait.
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Are you experiencing post-transformational
long-term memory loss
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and generalised aphasia?
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Yeah, I-- I'm experiencing
post-transformational long-term…
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[stammers] …aphasia.
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Yeah, he's fucked.
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[groans] You poor thing.
I couldn't do that.
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Not knowing who you are. Who you were.
Drive me mad.
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I was adopted, you know.
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First thing that I did when I turned 18
was find out who my birth mother was.
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We have a great relationship,
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but at the same time, I did discover
I'm a blood relative of Fred West,
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so… mixed bag, isn't it?
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[sighs]
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Ooh.
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Oh, uh, I wouldn't go for that one.
Racist.
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[grunts]
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♪ Who that is, ho? ♪
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♪ That girl is a tomboy
That girl is a tomboy ♪
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[Jen] So it's a consultation,
which is free. Which is good.
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And then an assessment and then
a personalised treatment plan.
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-[Martin] When's your consultation?
-I haven't booked it yet.
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[Martin chuckles]
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What?
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[Martin] You've always been a bit of
a procrastinator, haven't you?
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[chuckles] No, I'm not.
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[Carrie] Oh, you absolutely are.
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She had to book a smear test
a few months ago, Martin,
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and oh, my God.
I had to book it for her in the end.
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It was all clear, by the way. Thank God.
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Carrie.
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A bit of privacy, please?
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[sighs]
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[Martin] You know…
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No, don't do a dad speech.
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[Martin] Look, it's okay if you're scared.
It's a big commitment.
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I'm not scared.
And I'm not a procrastinator, okay?
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I'll book it as soon as I hang up.
Promise.
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[Martin] Love you.
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Love you.
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[phone beeps]
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-[phone dings]
-[Kash groans]
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[grunts]
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[whispering] It can wait.
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[Kash] Mmm.
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-[phone dinging]
-[Carrie moaning]
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[dinging continues]
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[panting]
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Stop thinking about your mission
for two seconds, please.
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[groans] But this is important.
I can have sex with you any time.
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No, do-don't you dare--
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[panting]
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Stop thinking about your mission
for two seconds, please.
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Of course. You know you're
the most important thing to me.
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[phone dings]
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There's just so much to do.
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Everyone keeps asking me questions
about the mission tonight.
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Didn't realise being a hero
would have so much admin.
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I would quite like
to have sex with you right now.
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I can do both. It's not like you need
more than one hand anyway.
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You get the ball rolling,
and I'll jump in.
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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[singsongy] Housekeeping.
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[chuckles] No, it's me. It's Carrie.
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Why are you wearing a hazmat suit?
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Oh, giving the flat a little spring clean.
Thought I'd start from the top down.
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-What?
-You haven't come in a while.
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How'd you know?
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You throw yourself into housework
when you're sexually frustrated.
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Don't be silly. It's just a freshen up.
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A mop, scrub, hoover, curtain steam, dust,
maybe do a charity shop run.
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What's this? It looks like junk.
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It's hookup lost and found.
It's mainly Luke's stuff.
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If he hasn't texted me in a while,
I find a sock under my bed,
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and I have to return it. Oh, in fact…
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[shutter clicks]
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How much do you think it costs
to hire a power washer for the day?
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Oh, hey! Gordon. Oh, he'll see you right.
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One touch and bam, orgasm sorted.
I'll text you his address.
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-No, that's basically cheating.
-Just bash one out, then.
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I've tried. I can't seem to get there.
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Maybe there's something deeper
going on then.
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You know, the heart and the vag
are very closely linked.
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No, no, no, no, no. I just need to come,
and then everything will be fine forever.
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Is it time? Can we go? Is it time to go?
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-Are you going out?
-We're tracking down who Jizz used to be.
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You shouldn't be going out
until you've booked your consultation.
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-Who says I haven't?
-Have you?
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-No.
-[sighs] Promised your dad you would.
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What's he gonna do, haunt me?
I'll do it after we solve him.
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We're going to his old owner's house.
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I bet he'll have
some great stories to tell.
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[opera music playing]
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Or not.
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-[Jizzlord] That's me.
-I see you were close.
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"Hercule." What a dumb name.
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Oh, Jizzlord, look.
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Do you remember winning, um,
"best mixed breed short-hair"?
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Jen, I think I killed him.
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[cup rattles]
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-What?
-I ran away,
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and it bummed out his heart
so hard he died.
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-[chuckles] No, I don't think that--
-Was I a bad pet?
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No. You're great.
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Look how many rosettes you won for your…
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proud rump.
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[dog barks]
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[barking continues]
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[barks]
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Why are you staring at a dog?
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That's not a dog. That's a demon.
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[Jen] Oh, he's so cute.
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-Hello.
-[Jizzlord] No, he's not.
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We hated each other.
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I'd piss in his garden.
He'd piss on my wall.
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If anyone here knows anything about me,
it's that thing.
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We should take him to the vet.
Make him talk.
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I know you're still learning,
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but it's generally frowned upon
to steal a dog from a funeral.
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Okay, that's out then.
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Let's just go home and then do that thing
you don't wanna do.
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Run, run, run, run.
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["I Fought The Law" playing]
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♪ Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won ♪
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♪ I fought the law and the law won ♪
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[dog barking]
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He definitely does not like you.
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I don't know where he's picked up
the word "cuck,"
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but he's using it quite a bit.
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[Jizzlord grunts]
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Ask him if he knows anything
about Jizzlord's past.
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Where he came from.
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-He says he does know where he came from.
-Where?
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Homo island?
That's not a real place, is it?
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-No, yeah, it's obviously not. And yet…
-Stop it!
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-I hope you get put down.
-Jizzlord!
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He says he's going to put you down first
and then steal your woman.
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Hey, I'm on your side, you wee shit.
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Oh, uh, he says he does actually
have some genuine information,
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but he wants something in return.
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[barking]
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A day out. He hates his owner.
He wants to do what he wants.
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-Tell him we'll do whatever he needs.
-No!
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We have to do this. By the end of today,
you're not going to be Jizzlord anymore.
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You could be Paul, or Matt,
or some other white guy.
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The sky's the limit.
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[sighs] I wouldn't mind getting out
for an afternoon.
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Just gets a bit much sometimes.
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It's their little screams.
They never leave you.
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Tito, what do you want to do?
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Does anyone know what "king shit" is?
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for higher grounds ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi ♪
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♪ Reaching for hi ♪
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Thank you! I respect your choices!
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I don't think I like this.
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Me either!
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00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,174
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for higher grounds ♪
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-[Kash] Do you need any help?
-[woman screams]
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[yelps] Oh, thanks a lot.
This takes ages to clean up.
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Oh, s-so sorry.
I-I think I might have a tissue somewhere.
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-Dickhead!
-No.
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You say you were helping people?
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Uh, no. We're helping women, not people.
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00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,745
It's just I've locked myself out my flat.
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We need to be available
in case the women need us.
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Like this young lady.
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Fuck off.
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[panting]
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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-[Jen snorts]
-[Jizzlord] What is this?
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Origin of the slang term "boner,"
which is pretty hilarious if you--
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I like that.
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[chuckles] Uh, none for me. Thanks, gang.
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[Tito barking]
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Okay, okay.
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I've never done this before.
I have to admit, I'm a little curious.
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[snorts]
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[screams, grunts]
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-Ladies, please!
-[Jizzlord] Guys, let's just--
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[Dr Wenderburn] Tiffany,
you have my LinkedIn! Find me!
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I know my rights!
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[person] Go away! Bye!
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You're making a big mistake!
I have really good credit rating!
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-[Carl] Here we are.
-Right, Ade. Your time to shine.
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Phase through the wall
and open the door from the other side.
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-Uh, who? Who me?
-Yeah. Do your thing.
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00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:10,039
Uh... [chuckles]
C-Can I have a word, please, Kash?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Um…
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So, my thing, it only works with my body.
I can't take anything with me.
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Okay.
235
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,967
So that means my clothes--
I can't-- I have-- I--
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[sighs]
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I have to be nude,
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and I'm not very comfortable
with my body right now, to be honest.
239
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,856
-No one look, okay?
-Don't worry. No one can see you.
240
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,029
[pants]
241
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:50,204
[grunting, groaning]
242
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,374
[pants, grunts]
243
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,252
[groaning]
244
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,049
[groaning continues]
245
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,428
[Ade] I'm stuck.
I didn't think it would be this thick.
246
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,805
Just keep going.
247
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:10,391
[Ade] I'm trying, uh,
but can you still see me?
248
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,395
Uh, yeah. A little bit.
249
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,524
[Ade] Is it my arse?
Oh, my God, is it my arse?
250
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,692
[shutter clicks]
251
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,569
You can do this, Ade. Dig deep.
252
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,696
[Ade] I literally can't.
I don't have the energy.
253
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,490
-I wonder if you clench and then wiggle…
-Try changing the angle.
254
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,367
-You've gotta believe in yourself.
-Push it.
255
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,411
-Like a little bit more to your right.
-Grind it.
256
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,704
[Ade] I know when I'm stuck.
257
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,789
-[Gregor] Push! Push!
-[Ade] Stop telling me I'm not stuck!
258
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,541
-Sure.
-All right.
259
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,668
Kash, you stay with Ade
until he gets his strength up.
260
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,212
The rest of you come with me.
It's ladies' night at All Bar One.
261
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,464
I'm sure there will be
plenty of targets there.
262
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,591
Wait, no!
263
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:47,219
But you're the leader.
I'm sure you'd never leave a man behind.
264
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,308
Don't save anyone without me!
265
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,226
[Ade grunts] How about now? Still out?
266
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,229
Where next? Casino?
267
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,148
I've already blown through
the money I set aside
268
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,650
for my laser eye surgery, but flip it.
269
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,528
-[Tito barks]
-Oh, right.
270
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,990
He says you guys know how to party,
and he's ready to tell you.
271
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,619
He used to run into you
when you were a stray.
272
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:16,165
Always in the same alleyway,
off Coburn Circus.
273
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,960
Must've been your territory. He says
he hopes you find what you're looking for.
274
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:21,962
Thank you, Tito.
275
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,926
Thank you, Tito.
276
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,010
[chuckles]
277
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,347
Uh, he has one more request.
278
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,515
He's had enough of this human life.
279
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,769
He wants to be free
like the wolves of old.
280
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:43,400
Free to roam and hunt.
To feel cool earth and hot blood.
281
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,288
[Tito barking]
282
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,376
-[horn honks]
-[tyres screeching]
283
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,422
-Uh…
-[Tito whining]
284
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,091
I'll take him back to the surgery.
285
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,185
[knocking]
286
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,566
-Hello.
-Hello.
287
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,112
I'm Jen's flat-mate.
I just wanted to drop off this.
288
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,948
You left it behind when you and Jen--
289
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,326
When the incident occurred.
290
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,205
Oh, uh, well, thanks, I guess.
291
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,672
-Would you like to come in?
-Yes.
292
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,431
[Gregor on radio] Alpha team,
potential damsel-in-distress.
293
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,435
Look tipsy. No coat.
Could be Geordie. Can't confirm.
294
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,437
Lady helpers, converge.
295
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,771
No, no, wait for me.
296
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,482
[Gregor] Ignore that. Converge.
297
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,818
No, wait for me. Hello?
298
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,319
[Gregor] Converge, converge!
299
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,578
Ade, mate, you'll be all right
if I nip on, won't you?
300
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:21,623
[Ade] No. Don't leave me. Kash. Kash!
301
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,547
Anything coming back to you?
302
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:31,675
[scoffs] No.
303
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,974
I'm not ready to give up yet.
Let's sit down, have a drink, regroup.
304
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,144
They've got a 6% blood orange IPA on tap.
305
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,274
What?
306
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,276
You know this pub.
307
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,029
What if it was your local
when you were human?
308
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,615
And I'm really sorry to break this to you,
309
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,533
but I think you might have been
a craft beer guy.
310
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,035
-Is that bad?
-Yeah.
311
00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,787
Yeah, it is.
312
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:08,462
[blues music playing]
313
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,974
Excuse me. Do you know this man?
314
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,435
Did he use to come in here at all?
Do you know anything about him?
315
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,563
Uh, no, I don't,
but the landlady is coming in soon.
316
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,398
She owns the place. She might know.
317
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,068
Just like that?
318
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,194
Just like that.
319
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,613
Just like that.
320
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,116
-[rattling]
-[cup clinking]
321
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,556
-So does Jen ever mention me?
-Can you make me come?
322
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:02,766
[sighs]
323
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,312
Do you have any idea how many people
come to me with this exact problem?
324
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,148
It's just, my boyfriend's really busy,
325
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,150
and it feels like
he doesn't have time for me.
326
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,610
That sounds like a general lack
of intimacy in your relationship.
327
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,070
I can't really help you with that.
328
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,990
-[sobs]
-Oh, God. Oh, God. Uh…
329
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,783
Don't cry. Um…
330
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:23,662
Okay, I'll-- Yeah. I'll help. I'll help.
Just please, just don't cry.
331
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,507
[Kash] Viper to alpha group.
Update on location.
332
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:40,554
Alpha group? I know you can hear me!
333
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,766
[Seb] Kash-- I mean Viper.
Uh, we need you. We need backup.
334
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,729
Exeter Avenue. [whimpers]
This is kicking off. Oh, God. Oh, God!
335
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:49,813
Yes.
336
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,232
♪ You are so cute nice face
Yeah ♪
337
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,736
♪ We are so cute nice face
Yeah ♪
338
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:59,364
♪ You are so cute nice face
Yeah ♪
339
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,326
♪ We are so cute nice face
Yeah ♪
340
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,203
[singing in Japanese]
341
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,249
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
342
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,543
[singing in Japanese]
343
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,173
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
344
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,758
Maybe you should wash your hands first.
345
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,469
Oh, uh, yeah, sure.
346
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,645
[groans] Can't stand the waiting.
I just wanna know.
347
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,105
You know, like, what did you do for a job?
348
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:37,277
I can't see you interacting with people
or technology or heavy machinery.
349
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,738
What would you want it to be?
350
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,157
We're so close to finding out who you are.
351
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,408
Aren't you excited?
352
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,993
Yeah, I feel sick. Yeah.
353
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,788
Great. I'm going to the loo.
354
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,387
[clamoring, screaming]
355
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,016
-[person] Hey, hey, hey!
-Get off!
356
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,980
-Kash.
-What happened?
357
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,023
Turn back time. Undo!
358
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,402
So now you see why you need me, eh?
Now you see why I'm in charge.
359
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:21,947
-Kash!
-Oh, there's no rush. Chill out, mate.
360
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,699
[screaming continues]
361
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,784
["Freedom Now" playing]
362
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:32,833
[grunts]
363
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,297
I've never hit on your girlfriend, man.
Have you seen her?
364
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,756
[horn honks]
365
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,134
-[grunts]
-[screaming]
366
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,388
[grunting, screaming]
367
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,435
-Have you seen her?
-[Kash] Seb, duck!
368
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,645
-[grunts]
-[screaming]
369
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,732
-[horn honks]
-[grunts]
370
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,775
[screaming]
371
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:05,699
-[screams]
-[grunts]
372
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,914
[muffled groan]
373
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,125
[grunts]
374
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,128
[Gregor grunts]
375
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,549
-Kash--
-Fuck off, Gregor. I know!
376
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:26,928
[Seb] Viper, we need backup. We need you.
Exeter Avenue. This is kicking off.
377
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,722
[screams]
378
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:31,725
You!
379
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,186
Are you with them?
380
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,980
-Kash, help us!
-Kash.
381
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,523
-Kash. Kash.
-[Seb] Please.
382
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,525
-No, mate. Don't know 'em.
-[Seb] Oh, my God.
383
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,861
[grunting, screaming]
384
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:45,614
[Randall] Just… Okay!
All right. No, just--
385
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,407
-Kash!
-[Seb] Kash, help us!
386
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:52,120
[phone vibrating]
387
00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:01,171
All right, so how do you wanna do this?
Firm handshake, or…
388
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:06,676
No. I can't. I'm sorry.
389
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,812
You're right. This is wrong. I'm a freak.
390
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,899
No. You have a gift.
You can bring joy to people.
391
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:26,279
You invited me into your home,
and you tried to help me. You're a hero.
392
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:28,740
Really?
393
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,125
[door opens, closes]
394
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,216
[knocking]
395
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,764
Are you the come man?
396
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:56,977
Yes, I am.
397
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,146
["True Love Will Find You
in the End" playing]
398
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:10,198
♪ True love will find you in the end ♪
399
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:17,914
♪ You'll find out
Just who was your friend ♪
400
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,589
♪ Don't be sad, I know you will ♪
401
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,387
♪ But don't give up until ♪
402
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:38,018
♪ True love finds you in the end ♪
403
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:45,984
♪ This is a promise with a catch ♪
404
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:53,742
♪ Only if you're looking
Will it find you ♪
405
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:01,291
♪ 'Cause true love is searching too ♪
406
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:10,926
♪ But how can it recognise you
Unless you step out into the light? ♪
407
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,010
♪ The light ♪
408
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,726
What the fuck? Why did you disappear?
409
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,853
You can't just abandon people like that.
410
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,485
[grunts] Oh, and it was a dead end,
by the way.
411
00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:31,238
'Cause I actually went
to the bother of finding out.
412
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:34,032
You can't just make me give a shit
about helping you and then quit.
413
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:36,159
Do you not care about
finding out who you are?
414
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,036
What about me?
415
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,081
What if I want to know
who this man is I've let live with me?
416
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,710
What if I don't like him?
417
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,212
Well, at least you'll know.
418
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:51,508
You can't keep putting it off just because
it might not be the answer you want.
419
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:56,888
You're so smart.
420
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,141
I'm not.
421
00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:02,644
I'm a fucking idiot.
422
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:05,522
I'm scared.
423
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,066
I'm scared I'll go to this clinic,
424
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,443
and nothing will change,
and then I won't even have hope.
425
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:11,778
I'll just have me.
426
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:14,698
I don't like me.
427
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:16,783
I like you.
428
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:20,912
When you're not shouting at me.
429
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,206
It's when you're eating something
you're not meant to.
430
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,253
You know, if I'm finding out,
then you should too.
431
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,093
Let's find out how shit we are together.
432
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:52,319
[phone chimes]
433
00:26:58,158 --> 00:26:59,909
[chuckles] Works every time.
434
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:01,870
Ooh.
435
00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:05,957
Should get new ones cut.
Looks like you live here now.
436
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,294
But you have to stop chewing
charging cables.
437
00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:13,214
Why do you put up with me?
438
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,261
Soft spot for strays.
439
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,566
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
440
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,776
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for... ♪
441
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,944
[locksmith]
You go on any nice holidays recently?
442
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,529
[Ade] Yeah, Budapest.
443
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,865
Oh, yeah. Missus wants to go to Prague.
444
00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:42,827
[Ade] Ah, but Prague's nice.
They say Split's the same but cheaper.
445
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,121
Oh, yeah? I must check it out.
446
00:27:57,217 --> 00:28:00,303
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
447
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:03,473
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
448
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:06,601
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
449
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:10,105
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for higher grounds ♪
450
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,739
♪ Reaching for higher grounds ♪
451
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,826
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for hi, reaching for hi ♪
452
00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:26,329
♪ Reaching for hi, reaching for hi
Reaching for higher grounds ♪