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[office workers chattering]
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How was your journey?
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It was terrible.
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I got the bus because I'm poor.
And it smelt like warm, raw chicken.
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And I'm really nervous,
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so I thought I was gonna shit myself
the whole way in, but I didn't.
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And if I'm sitting weirdly,
it's because I think my tampon's come out.
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I didn't have time to go to the bathroom
downstairs 'cause I slept in.
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Because I spent so long last night
trying to make myself come,
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but I couldn't
'cause of my antidepressants.
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I don't know why I just told you that.
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It's my thing.
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Don't worry.
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If you're the right candidate,
the truth can only work in your favour.
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[chuckles] Oh, I hate that.
Yeah, that's awful for me.
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So it's a cliché, I know,
but why do you want to work here?
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I don't, but I need money to live.
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You've got a two-one
in English literature.
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No, I dropped out. But I'm--
I was too embarrassed to tell anyone.
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So I pretended to go every day for a year.
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But, really, I just wandered around
the big Primark in town.
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What would you say
your greatest weakness is?
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Crippling insecurity.
I'm selfish, kinda lazy. I lack ambition.
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I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous.
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I only wash my hands
if there's someone else in the bathroom.
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Don't think I'm capable of love.
I am worried I'm a little bit racist.
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I'm a bit afraid to ask this,
but do you have any questions for me?
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Do you have a gross eye hole under there?
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I'm so sorry.
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I see you haven't got your power down
on here.
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That's because I don't have one yet.
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We interview a lot of candidates.
What makes you special?
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I don't know.
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[pedestrian] Yeah. How's Rachel?
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[person on phone]
I'm fetching her right now.
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-Oh, yeah?
-How are you?
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Yeah, good. I'm great.
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[both panting]
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Nice one, mate.
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[breathes heavily]
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[sniffs]
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It's my sister's 18th on Saturday
if you wanna come.
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It's probably gonna be shit-ish,
but, you know, free cake.
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And my mum always buys
too much wine. [chuckles]
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You've got a sister?
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Yeah, Andy.
I've mentioned her, I think. A few times.
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That's mad.
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[Jen] If you're busy, it's totally fine.
No worries at all.
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Option's there. You're more than welcome.
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It'd be cool if you came, I suppose.
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["Bikini" playing]
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♪ We're gonna give you everything
You've ever wanted ♪
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♪ Hang a banner with your name upon it ♪
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♪ Pour three shots in a glass
Call it a martini ♪
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♪ All you've got to do is
Put on this little bikini ♪
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Every time.
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♪ And dance ♪
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♪ D-d-d-d-d-d-dance ♪
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♪ Dance ♪
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♪ Put on this bikini and
Dance, dance, dance ♪
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♪ D-d-d-d-d-d… ♪
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[song ends]
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Twenty-five years I wasted with that man.
She's been with him 25 minutes.
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And they were the best 25 minutes
of his life, you dumb bitch.
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Look, we can settle this today.
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If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly,
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then I'm certain
he'll side with our client.
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Ms Jackson.
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[clears throat]
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Hi. Hello.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Yes. Sorry.
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[inhales]
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[Mr Greenham groans]
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[Mr Greenham] Oh, fuck off.
Can I not get a moment of peace?
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-Mr Greenham--
-I remember you from the divorce.
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Grown a moustache, have you? Didn't think
you could look more like a nonce.
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I made it very clear in my will.
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Tanya gets everything.
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The Knightsbridge scarecrow gets nothing.
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And one more thing, go fuck yourselves.
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[exhales]
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["History Eraser" playing]
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[Ms Jackson]
Once again, my deepest condolences.
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♪ I got drunk and fell asleep
Atop the sheets ♪
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♪ But luckily, I left the heater on ♪
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-[Jen] Who are you?
-[cat meows]
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♪ And in my dreams ♪
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♪ I wrote the best song
That I've ever written ♪
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♪ Can't remember how it goes ♪
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♪ I stayed drunk and fell awake
I was cycling on a plane ♪
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-Free cat?
-[cat meows]
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♪ And far away
I heard you say you liked me ♪
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♪ In my brain, I rearrange ♪
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♪ The letters on the page
To spell your name ♪
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["Remove Your Mask" playing on speakers]
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[cat meows]
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♪ Yours is a history
That's written in stone ♪
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♪ There was a lady
Who had built her own throne ♪
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Oh, my God.
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-Get out.
-Does that say "Super Cock"?
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No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock.
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The "L" just fell down.
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I can see every square inch
of your genitals.
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It's like when they vacuum pack meat
at the supermarket.
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It's for a Halloween party. It's ironic.
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No way. Let me get my phone.
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No!
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[audio distorts, slows]
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[audio rewinding]
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-[normal audio resumes]
-[song restarts]
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[cat meows]
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[door closes]
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[mouthing words]
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Come on.
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♪ Yours is a history
That's written in stone ♪
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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♪ There was a lady
Who had built her own throne ♪
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Don't come in. I'm… masturbating.
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Okay. Carrie said she'd be home late.
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Okay. I'm just finishing.
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♪ To live in the moment
And remove your mask ♪
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[moans]
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Do you want a cup of tea?
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♪ I see you gathering up-- ♪
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Yeah. Go on.
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-[song ends]
-[cat purring]
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He's obviously been mistreated.
He's skin and bone.
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He's a dump truck. The landlord won't
let you keep it in the flat anyway.
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-'Cause all landlords are evil.
-All landlords are evil.
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-Yes.
-[door opens, closes]
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-Hello.
-How was work?
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[breathes shakily]
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Everyone always gets angry with me
when it goes badly.
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I'm just the messenger.
It's not me saying it.
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Yeah, you're just a vessel.
Like a sexy little carafe.
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Aw. [sniffles]
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-Thank you, babe. [sniffles]
-[chuckles]
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-Well, why don't you just quit?
-Yeah, quit.
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I can't just quit.
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Right. You have dependants.
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-I'm looking for a job.
-[Carrie] Yeah.
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He spends all day in his room
applying for jobs. Don't you, babe?
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Yes.
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[Carrie] It pays well.
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And they don't just use me for my power.
They also ask me to make teas and coffees.
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Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance.
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Look, it could always be worse.
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Don't put yourself down like that, Jen.
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Or do you mean in general?
Oh, you meant in general, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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You are such a brave little soldier.
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Carrie, I haven't got a power yet.
I'm not, like, terminal.
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Hey. Maybe the real power
is just being yourself.
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That is the dumbest fucking thing
I've ever heard in my life.
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Absolutely not true. No.
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I know what will cheer you up.
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I'm not sad.
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[inhales]
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[groans]
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-[grunts]
-[chuckles]
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[Adolf Hitler speaking German]
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[in English] Oh, God. Not you again.
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Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. Everyone's
cool with interracial marriage now.
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Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend,
and we fuck at least twice a month.
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Ooh! Who am I?
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[imitating Hitler] Let's invade Russia in
the winter because I'm a big dumb bitch.
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Okay. [laughs]
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Very funny.
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Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay.
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-Yeah.
-La, la, la, la!
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I'm not listening.
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-[cellphone vibrates]
-This is really childish.
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[speaking German]
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[exhales]
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[in English] Right. Well,
I'm off to go get railed by a stranger.
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["All the Way Live" playing]
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♪ My name is Maura
They call me Gale ♪
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♪ I'm rapping so hot
I have a story to tell ♪
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♪ I sing my songs all night long ♪
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♪ And I'm rapping to you
On the microphone ♪
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♪ I can party hardy till the early light ♪
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♪ And I can keep it going till the '79 ♪
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♪ Let your fingers pop ♪
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♪ Check out a sock hop ♪
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♪ Stick your finger in a socket
And get a big shock ♪
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♪ Strive, strive all the way-- ♪
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-[song ends]
-Oh, um--
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Sorry, I just need to put my glove on.
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-Oh.
-[clears throat]
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Nice to meet you.
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Big Michael Jackson fan?
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No, he's an alleged sex offender.
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Right. Good we've established that early.
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[patrons chattering]
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Ooh! Vegan lasagne. [chuckles]
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I want to be completely honest with you.
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I have the power to make people orgasm
with my touch.
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Whoa. [clears throat]
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-That's, um… That's really cool.
-It's not cool. It's not.
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It's a common misconception that literally
everyone I've ever met seems to hold.
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[chuckles]
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So, what's your power?
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Uh, I'm still waiting.
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Your profile said you were 25.
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-I am. Just a late bloomer.
-I've never met anyone who waited so long.
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So how did you find out
the whole come thing then?
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I bet it's a funny story. [chuckles]
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00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,207
It's not a funny story, no.
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I promise not to laugh. [chuckles]
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[sighs] It was my father's 60th birthday.
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We'd been estranged for some years,
so it was a reunion of sorts.
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We were kicking a football around,
215
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which had always been
a boyhood dream of mine.
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I saved an errant kick, which would've
shattered a conservatory window.
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For the first time in my life, I felt like
my father respected me as a man.
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Then he asked if he could shake my hand.
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Oh, I see.
220
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I was so proud.
221
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My entire extended family were there
to witness the moment.
222
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They were all watching
as the, uh, moment of contact arrived.
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Oh, no.
224
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He was wearing light-grey khakis so it was
very obvious what was occurring.
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Of course, I was very confused.
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He was doubled over.
I thought he was having a heart attack.
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So I opened his shirt
to begin performing chest compressions.
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-And every time you--
-Yes.
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Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny.
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-Khakis were ruined.
-[snickers]
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[Carrie] Kash, you cannot seriously
believe A.D. stands for "after dinosaurs."
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[Kash] It does. 500 A.D.
500 years after dinosaurs.
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What else would it be?
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[Carrie] These shoes are so uncomfortable.
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[Kash] Then why'd you wear them?
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When you said you booked dinner,
I thought it might be a fancy date.
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I didn't even know you could book a table
at Bucket O' Pizza.
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And normally you can't… [sniffs]
239
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…but I've got a special relationship
with the manager.
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[Carrie chuckles, winces]
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-What are you doing?
-Take these.
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-Oh, you-- You don't have to.
-Take the shoes.
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Thank you.
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-[grunts] Hey!
-[mugger] Give me your purse.
245
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,904
-And empty your pockets.
-Um.
246
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,072
Uh, here.
[stammering] Uh, take my phone.
247
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,825
[mugger scoffs]
That piece of shit. Nah, mate.
248
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,036
-The purse. Give it!
-No, I've got money.
249
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,496
-Um.
-[mugger] Come on. Quickly.
250
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,791
-Just in my…
-[mugger] Now! I'm not fucking around!
251
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,501
-["I Put a Spell on You" playing]
-In my pocket!
252
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,419
-Come on!
-[mugger] Ow! Right in the eye!
253
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,505
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
254
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,756
I'm gonna kiss you now.
255
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:22,384
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
256
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:27,515
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
257
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,686
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
258
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,106
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
259
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,400
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
260
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,321
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
261
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,781
Would you like to…
262
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:44,907
Yeah.
263
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,326
♪ 'Cause you're mine ♪
264
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,537
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
265
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,583
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
266
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,836
♪ Stop the things you do ♪
267
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:57,878
Oh, uh--
268
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,129
What are you doing?
269
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,674
It's important to me
to know that I can do it myself.
270
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:05,719
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
271
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,055
[singer cackles]
♪ Watch out! ♪
272
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:12,434
♪ I ain't lyin' ♪
273
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,356
♪ Yeah ♪
274
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,150
♪ I can't stand, woo ♪
275
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,694
♪ No runnin' around ♪
276
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,654
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
277
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,948
-Maybe just take the glove--
-Give me a minute.
278
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,199
♪ I can't stand ♪
279
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,577
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
280
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,997
♪ I can't stand no puttin' me down ♪
281
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,292
♪ Ooh, spell ♪
282
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,085
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
283
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,590
Oh. Oh, ye--
284
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,134
Oh, yeah. [gasps]
285
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,218
Oh, my God.
286
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,554
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was it.
287
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,180
I just came. [chuckles]
288
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,682
-You're welcome.
-Hmm.
289
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,894
-♪ Ooh, spell ♪
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
290
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,521
I think we should take it slow.
291
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,316
♪ Ooh… ♪
292
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,360
♪ I don't care if you don't want me ♪
293
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:07,781
♪ I'm yours right now ♪
294
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,200
♪ Spell ♪
295
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,994
♪ I put a spell on you ♪
296
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,497
Just to be safe.
297
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,167
-♪ Ooh… ♪
-♪ Because… ♪
298
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,463
♪ You're mine ♪
299
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,547
♪ Spell ♪
300
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,508
[singer shouts]
301
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:30,471
[song ends]
302
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,474
Did you see me? I was all, like… [grunts]
303
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,309
Yeah, it was very brave of you.
304
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,393
I should go after him.
305
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,937
No, no. Don't do that.
306
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,563
But he committed a crime.
307
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,191
You bought your drug dealer
a birthday card last year.
308
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,568
He committed a crime on me. On you.
309
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,905
Someone needs to clean up those streets.
310
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,368
I am that hero. This is my destiny.
311
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,287
Great. Is this destiny gonna be salaried?
312
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,747
Gonna become a vigilante.
313
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,915
Oh, no.
314
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:01,418
No, I'm gonna assemble
a team of vigilantes.
315
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:05,047
Oh, Carrie. This is my origin story!
Quick, take a picture!
316
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,967
No, no, there's no time.
I've got so much mood-boarding to do.
317
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,596
[clattering in bedroom]
318
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,264
I'll get the Pritt sticks.
319
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,693
["This is My Film" playing]
320
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:26,777
♪ I said, ugh ♪
321
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:27,695
[cat meows]
322
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,113
♪ Bonjour, motherfucker ♪
323
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:32,032
♪ I see you staring at me
Liking it like a sucker, yeah ♪
324
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,367
Shoo!
325
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,910
Go away.
326
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,496
Don't you dare touch him.
327
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,709
-♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪
-♪ Motherfucker ♪
328
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,545
-♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪
-♪ Motherfucker ♪
329
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:47,297
-♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪
-♪ Motherfucker ♪
330
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,298
♪ This is my-- ♪
331
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,259
-[cat yowls]
-[Gordon] Oh, God!
332
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,343
[clattering]
333
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,763
[pants]
334
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,767
I don't think it's gonna work out.
335
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,561
Fair enough.
336
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,855
Good game.
337
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,486
Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one?
338
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,995
-[Kash] Oy, Jizzlord.
-Don't call him that.
339
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,122
He likes it. You got a better one?
340
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:24,001
-I don't know. Like, Cum Bucket?
-[chuckles]
341
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,794
Jesus Christ. That is so much worse.
342
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,212
I thought it was cute.
343
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,672
[Kash] It's no Jizzlord.
344
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,883
-So, we are keeping him then?
-[cat meows]
345
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,552
-Have you checked if he's got an owner?
-No, he's definitely a stray.
346
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,222
He's got an energy.
He's scrappy. He's lived a life.
347
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:39,683
Haven't you got work today?
348
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,477
Yeah. Don't have to leave
till 11.00 though.
349
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,103
It's half past two.
350
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,773
[groans] Fuck.
351
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,067
Turn back time and tell me to leave.
352
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,526
You know I can't go back that far.
353
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,778
Yeah, I'm still gonna be late,
354
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,362
but it means I can stop
at Pret on the way.
355
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,740
Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift.
356
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,451
I'm not gonna use it for inane reasons.
With great power come--
357
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,661
-Just do it, you fucking nerd.
-Okay, okay!
358
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,558
Can you do me up with some balloons?
359
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,478
I want them to say,
"Happy 18th Birthday, Andy.
360
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,564
Mum is making me do this.
We were never close, and I hate you."
361
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,942
[high-pitched voice]
I can do "Happy 18th."
362
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,401
Fine.
363
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,280
-Jennifer.
-Angela.
364
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,658
Are those for personal use?
365
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,201
Yes.
366
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,203
Jen.
367
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,622
Jen.
368
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,000
Why didn't you tell me
you're going to a party, you cheeky bint?
369
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,252
Tell me all about it.
370
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,295
It's my half-sister's 18th.
It's a family thing.
371
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,090
Say no more.
Family can be a real bash in the fanny.
372
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,677
You love 'em. You hate 'em,
but you're stuck with 'em.
373
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,803
What can you do?
374
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,932
I'd hate to be turning 18 now.
375
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,684
Nothing's the same
after you get your power.
376
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,811
-I used to play at Wimbledon--
-[Jen, Angela] Wimbledon.
377
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,521
We know, love. Jesus.
378
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,816
It's not my fault I didn't get superspeed
or racket hands.
379
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,192
[Angela] Tell me about it, flower.
380
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:16,363
Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy
some paracetamol in Asda.
381
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,115
Don't let it get you down, love.
382
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,285
I'm not down.
Honestly, I really don't even care.
383
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:22,661
[Angela] Back to work.
384
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,546
Do you want to know how you die?
385
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,798
What?
386
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,675
Foresight. [chuckles]
387
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,721
No.
388
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:43,807
Probably for the best.
389
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,269
What do you mean it's probably
for the best? Wha--
390
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,645
-[cellphone ringing]
-Is it bad?
391
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,563
One minute.
392
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,734
Hi. Bang on time.
393
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,361
[Jen's dad, oh phone]
It's not like I've anything better to do.
394
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:57,863
True.
395
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,573
Got a new one for you.
396
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,534
Fine. Go on. Get it over with.
397
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,661
Knock, knock.
398
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,829
Who's there?
399
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,456
-Boo.
-Boo, who?
400
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,374
Cheer up, love. It might never happen.
401
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,252
[sighs, chuckling] Jesus Christ.
402
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,421
Well, how are things your end?
403
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,089
It's Andy's 18th tonight.
404
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,507
Oh, good luck with that.
405
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,759
Thought you'd reassure me.
406
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,385
God, no. It's gonna be awful.
407
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,804
Just try not to make everything
into a competition.
408
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,973
I don't do that. She does that.
409
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,893
Well, you know where I am.
Say hi to your mum for me.
410
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,395
Yeah.
411
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,901
[car door closes]
412
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:37,861
[driver] Hey.
413
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:39,988
Bears.
414
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,615
Huh?
415
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,243
How you die. Bears.
416
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,412
Oh, but…
417
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,258
[violin playing]
418
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,353
[violin stops]
419
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,481
-[guest 1] Wow.
-[guests cheer, applaud]
420
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:15,565
[guest 2] Bravo.
421
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,818
[guests chattering]
422
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,028
Oh, my baby!
423
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,240
Why are there already balloons?
424
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:26,201
Oh, those? They're nothing. I just nipped
out this morning and got a few.
425
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,577
But you asked me to get balloons.
426
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,997
-I know.
-What, you don't trust me to get balloons?
427
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:34,042
Oh, I don't want it to play HDMI.
Just play Andy's party playlist.
428
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,877
I got an audition
for the Greenwich Conservatoire.
429
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,797
Normal human thing to do is
to say hello before you start bragging.
430
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,008
I'm just sharing good news
about my life with my sister.
431
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,635
I'm sure if you achieve something,
you'd do the same. No?
432
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,554
Andy, stop haranguing your sister.
433
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,431
-Have you got a job yet?
-I have a job.
434
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:51,768
A real job.
I didn't leave my home and family
435
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,314
and brave the boat to England
for you to squander all my sacrifices.
436
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,898
We definitely flew here.
437
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,652
[sighs] You were young. You don't
understand the immigrant struggle.
438
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,196
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here.
Where's the antenna?
439
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,531
What do you think my power's gonna be?
440
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,867
You do know you're not gonna
get your power the second you turn 18?
441
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,619
What do you know about powers?
You're like a virgin talking about sex.
442
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,372
-You're like the pope.
-I-I am not the pope. I fuck.
443
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,915
-No, Mum. Tell her I fuck.
-[chuckles]
444
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,752
Would you whist? I'm trying
to get this thing to play music.
445
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,588
-Why is it still just showing me pictures?
-Just wait for Ian to do it.
446
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,882
What's the point of having a power
if you don't use it?
447
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,800
Being able to control technology
is only useful
448
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,177
if you know how technology works.
449
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,762
I think you're doing a great job, Mum.
450
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,264
-Just Bing it, will you?
-Bing!
451
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:33,560
Ladies, ladies, please. I know
we're feeling a little… stressed?
452
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:34,644
[grunts]
453
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,812
[Ian] Excited.
454
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,191
Oh, Lord.
Now, what have we got going on in there?
455
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,860
Angry, sad, jealous.
456
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,944
Horny?
457
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,363
Uh…
458
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,115
[guests] Three, two, one…
459
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,701
-[cheering]
-[Mary] Yes! [laughs]
460
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,788
[guest] Happy birthday!
461
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,498
[guests chuckling]
462
00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,336
Try turning on the TV.
463
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,589
[all gasp]
464
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:04,341
[Andy sighs]
465
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,638
Can you sense any emotion? Deep breath.
466
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,057
[inhales deeply]
467
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,352
No. I've got nothing.
468
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:16,728
[guests muttering]
469
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:20,107
[Mary] Don't worry.
It doesn't always happen on the day.
470
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:23,026
It can take a few days or weeks. Or…
471
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,403
[wheezes]
472
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,821
I wanted it today.
473
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,365
Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing
the world's smallest violin.
474
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,282
[Andy scoffs]
475
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,994
I've actually played the world's smallest
violin, and it's much bigger than that.
476
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,790
[footsteps departing]
477
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:39,292
-[guests chattering]
-[Mary sighs]
478
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:44,339
You're a little bit happy
she didn't get it.
479
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,424
Uh, duh, Ian.
480
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,050
My cousin was like you.
481
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,761
Then he went to one of those clinics
that help you bring out your power.
482
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,638
No, I am not doing that. It's pathetic.
483
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:54,891
Really helped him.
Now he can freeze anything. Like that.
484
00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:01,064
Of course, he's got a freezer that
he mainly uses, but it's the knowledge.
485
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,732
Like, knowing you don't need--
486
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:04,609
[Andy] Okay!
487
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,362
[guests oohing, cheering]
488
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,281
-I'm super strong!
-[Ian gasps]
489
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,783
Oh, my God.
490
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:16,121
-That's amazing! Do the sofa.
-[Ian] Sofa!
491
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,248
["Rill Rill" playing]
492
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:23,044
[guests cheering, clamouring]
493
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,967
[Mary whooping]
494
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:30,260
[laughing]
495
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:33,180
Oh, my-- Oh, my God, I'm on the ceiling!
496
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,517
We just going to ignore the fact
she broke the fridge or--
497
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,395
One hand!
498
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:44,816
I killed a man!
499
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,986
[cheering, applauding continues]
500
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:52,073
[Mary] Hi, hello. Up here. I'm up here.
501
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,660
Can your daughter do this?
No, only my daughter!
502
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:59,122
Andy! Andy, I'm so high!
503
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,000
[guests chanting] Andy! Andy!
504
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,084
[guests cheering]
505
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,462
♪ Have a heart
Have a heart, have a heart ♪
506
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:08,965
♪ Sixteen six six six
And I know the part ♪
507
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:12,177
♪ You are the river flow
And we can never know ♪
508
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:15,514
♪ We're just the weatherman
You make the wind blow ♪
509
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,349
♪ Keep thinking about
Every straight face-- ♪
510
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:18,934
-[knocking on door]
-[song ends]
511
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,520
Surprise. I wasn't sure
what the deal was with the party,
512
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,563
so I thought I'd bring the party to you.
513
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:24,773
[Luke] Oh.
514
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,441
Uh, it's not really a great…
515
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,527
time.
516
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,201
Oh, hi.
517
00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:39,829
Who are you?
That sounds rude, but who are you?
518
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,206
Um, my name's Olivia.
519
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,750
Of course it is.
So is, um-- Is this a date?
520
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,961
-Yeah.
-Wouldn't really call it a date.
521
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,047
Oh. Well, if it's not a date,
there's no harm in joining. Right?
522
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:53,301
[soft music playing on speakers]
523
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,638
Olivia can shape-shift.
524
00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:00,267
Oh. Uh, so this is what you've chosen
to look like. Oh, that makes sense.
525
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,602
No. Honestly, I never really use it.
526
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,896
I think it's important to love yourself
the way you are.
527
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,941
You know,
flaws and imperfections and everything.
528
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,235
So, you just look like this all the time?
529
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,529
Wow. Fantastic.
530
00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:13,863
I don't even wear make-up.
531
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,073
Oh, my God.
532
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,283
Yeah. [laughs]
533
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,367
Yeah.
534
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:21,871
[Luke] I like your hair like that.
535
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,290
[Olivia] Thanks! [laughs]
536
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,792
-[Luke] What do you call that style?
-[Olivia] Down?
537
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:26,876
[Luke] It suits you.
538
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,837
[Olivia whoops]
539
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,755
-[Luke] Have you been to the pier?
-[Olivia] No!
540
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,591
My turn!
541
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:35,427
[Olivia giggles]
542
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,515
-[Luke grunts]
-[Olivia pants]
543
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,728
[Jen] Great. Let's go.
544
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,106
Oh, um, maybe next time?
545
00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:50,817
-Oh, come on.
-Well, it's kinda hard work.
546
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,902
And you need to think about load bearing.
547
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,029
Load bearing?
548
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,823
Okay. Come on, then.
549
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,202
[Luke] 'Kay.
550
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,415
[grunting]
551
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:06,833
[Jen] Hmm.
552
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:07,917
Yeah.
553
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:12,130
-[Jen] Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Okay.
-[grunting, straining] Yeah, okay. Yeah.
554
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:13,673
[Jen] Sorry. Sorry. My feet smell.
555
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:17,969
[Jen whimpers]
556
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,262
Fuck me, that's very high!
557
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,805
-Don't look down.
-Don't look down.
558
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,349
[grunts] Not so tight.
559
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,356
So, uh, is she your girlfriend?
560
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,650
Look,
why do we have to put labels on things?
561
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:32,942
Because labels are great.
562
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:36,029
You know, I label my yogurt at work
because people kept eating my yogurt.
563
00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:39,157
And it's my yogurt, you know. I bought it,
and I want it. It's a great yogurt.
564
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,243
I mean, it's creamy and low-fat
and has beautiful eyes.
565
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:44,245
You need to let go.
566
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,914
[chuckles] I don't want to let you go.
567
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,540
No, as in let go of me.
We're on the ground.
568
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:48,625
Oh.
569
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:49,709
[Luke grunts]
570
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:51,544
[pants]
571
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,546
Jen, look at me.
572
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:57,550
If you don't love yourself, how the hell
are you gonna love somebody else?
573
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,428
["Superstar" playing]
574
00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:08,895
♪ Oh, to be happy ♪
575
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:09,979
That's RuPaul.
576
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,774
That's RuPaul!
577
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,109
♪ Oh, to be right ♪
578
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:17,862
[Olivia laughing]
579
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:21,116
♪ When everything's easy ♪
580
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,577
[Jen's dad, on phone] Wasn't expecting you
to call at this hour. Everything okay?
581
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,080
You haven't been murdered or something,
have you?
582
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,582
-I want a power.
-[song continues]
583
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,961
I want one so badly.
It's never gonna happen.
584
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:36,506
Yeah, you're right.
You should probably just give up.
585
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,174
You're not supposed to say that.
586
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,802
Well, what do you want me to say?
Accept it.
587
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,179
It's just not something
you're ever going to have.
588
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,558
-You don't know that.
-But you do somehow?
589
00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:48,685
You really want this power thing?
590
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,106
Yes, I do.
591
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,860
Well, if you think it will make you happy…
592
00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,945
[song ends]
593
00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:00,613
…then go get it.
594
00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,241
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
595
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,578
What if I don't?
596
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,747
Then we'll figure something out together.
597
00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:11,332
[chuckles]
598
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,255
Dad?
599
00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:18,798
Yeah?
600
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:20,800
Can I do the thing?
601
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:23,636
You don't have to ask.
602
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:39,527
[Jen's dad] Hi, pet.
603
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,936
["Sleeping Lessons" playing]
604
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:19,400
♪ Go without ♪
605
00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:24,614
♪ Till the need seeps in ♪
606
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,827
♪ Your love anymore ♪
607
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:33,248
[voice on PA] Welcome to Discovery Clinic,
where your powers journey begins.
608
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:38,920
♪ Collect your novel petals for the stem ♪
609
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:44,676
♪ And glow, glow ♪
610
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:48,972
♪ Melt and flow… ♪
611
00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:53,309
Hi. Welcome. Are you looking to start
your power journey today?
612
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:57,230
Yes. I am, Denise. I'd like to book
myself in for a discovery package.
613
00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,774
-And how long have you been trying?
-Six years.
614
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:04,571
Ooh. That is a long time. But don't worry.
You're in the right place.
615
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:08,032
We have an excellent track record
in helping people to discover their power.
616
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,617
That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
617
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,702
So exciting.
618
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:12,745
[all giggle]
619
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:16,499
So our packages start at 9,500.
620
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,253
Yeah. We're gonna have to DIY it.
621
00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:22,755
[song continues]
622
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,679
-[Jen snoring]
-[Jizzlord purring, meows]
623
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:30,847
[purring continues]
624
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,140
[squeals]
625
00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:34,809
[swallows]
626
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:39,689
[Jen snoring]
627
00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:42,275
No, no, no.
628
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:47,113
[Jizzlord purring]
629
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:53,912
[song continues]
630
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:57,916
♪ Just put yourself in my new shoes ♪
631
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:01,419
♪ And see that I do what I do ♪
632
00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:06,883
♪ Because the old guard still offend ♪
633
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:09,928
♪ (Their pudgy hearts and shiny heads) ♪
634
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:13,348
♪ They got nothing left
On which we depend ♪
635
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:17,352
♪ So enlist every ounce
Of your bright blood ♪
636
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,771
♪ And off with their heads ♪
637
00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:21,981
♪ Jump from the hook ♪
638
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:29,072
♪ You're not obliged to swallow
Anything you despise ♪
639
00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:33,493
♪ That you despise ♪
640
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,870
♪ That you despise ♪
641
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,872
[song fades out]