1 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:16,558 How was your journey? 2 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:21,438 It was terrible. 3 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,858 I got the bus because I'm poor. And it smelt like warm, raw chicken. 4 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:25,942 And I'm really nervous, 5 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,403 so I thought I was gonna shit myself the whole way in, but I didn't. 6 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:31,364 And if I'm sitting weirdly, it's because I think my tampon's come out. 7 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,159 I didn't have time to go to the bathroom downstairs 'cause I slept in. 8 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,995 Because I spent so long last night trying to make myself come, 9 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,747 but I couldn't 'cause of my antidepressants. 10 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,043 I don't know why I just told you that. 11 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:44,878 It's my thing. 12 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,505 Don't worry. 13 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,675 If you're the right candidate, the truth can only work in your favour. 14 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,636 Oh, I hate that. Yeah, that's awful for me. 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,223 So it's a cliché, I know, but why do you want to work here? 16 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,225 I don't, but I need money to live. 17 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,311 You've got a two-one in English literature. 18 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:04,898 No, I dropped out. But I'm-- I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. 19 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:07,525 So I pretended to go every day for a year. 20 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,819 But, really, I just wandered around the big Primark in town. 21 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,404 What would you say your greatest weakness is? 22 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,199 Crippling insecurity. I'm selfish, kinda lazy. I lack ambition. 23 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,992 I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous. 24 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,827 I only wash my hands if there's someone else in the bathroom. 25 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,580 Don't think I'm capable of love. I am worried I'm a little bit racist. 26 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:25,210 I'm a bit afraid to ask this, but do you have any questions for me? 27 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,173 Do you have a gross eye hole under there? 28 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,136 I'm so sorry. 29 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,640 I see you haven't got your power down on here. 30 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,353 That's because I don't have one yet. 31 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:49,609 We interview a lot of candidates. What makes you special? 32 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,161 I don't know. 33 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:04,999 Yeah. How's Rachel? 34 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,709 I'm fetching her right now. 35 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:07,836 -Oh, yeah? -How are you? 36 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,420 Yeah, good. I'm great. 37 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:56,384 Nice one, mate. 38 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,442 It's my sister's 18th on Saturday if you wanna come. 39 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:16,446 It's probably gonna be shit-ish, but, you know, free cake. 40 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,907 And my mum always buys too much wine. 41 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,825 You've got a sister? 42 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:25,622 Yeah, Andy. I've mentioned her, I think. A few times. 43 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,081 That's mad. 44 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,629 If you're busy, it's totally fine. No worries at all. 45 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,547 Option's there. You're more than welcome. 46 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,216 It'd be cool if you came, I suppose. 47 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,438 Every time. 48 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:09,916 Twenty-five years I wasted with that man. She's been with him 25 minutes. 49 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,877 And they were the best 25 minutes of his life, you dumb bitch. 50 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,838 Look, we can settle this today. 51 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,840 If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly, 52 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,592 then I'm certain he'll side with our client. 53 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:20,802 Ms Jackson. 54 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,350 Hi. Hello. 55 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,519 I'm so sorry for your loss. 56 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,107 Yes. Sorry. 57 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:54,460 Oh, fuck off. Can I not get a moment of peace? 58 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,671 -Mr Greenham-- -I remember you from the divorce. 59 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:59,841 Grown a moustache, have you? Didn't think you could look more like a nonce. 60 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:03,303 I made it very clear in my will. 61 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,139 Tanya gets everything. 62 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:11,060 The Knightsbridge scarecrow gets nothing. 63 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,897 And one more thing, go fuck yourselves. 64 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:28,411 Once again, my deepest condolences. 65 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,669 -Who are you? 66 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,224 -Free cat? 67 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,920 Oh, my God. 68 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:20,797 -Get out. -Does that say "Super Cock"? 69 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,050 No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock. 70 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,343 The "L" just fell down. 71 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,428 I can see every square inch of your genitals. 72 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,639 It's like when they vacuum pack meat at the supermarket. 73 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,808 It's for a Halloween party. It's ironic. 74 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,101 No way. Let me get my phone. 75 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,269 No! 76 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:01,838 Come on. 77 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,434 Don't come in. I'm… masturbating. 78 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,520 Okay. Carrie said she'd be home late. 79 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,230 Okay. I'm just finishing. 80 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,657 Do you want a cup of tea? 81 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,368 Yeah. Go on. 82 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:40,918 He's obviously been mistreated. He's skin and bone. 83 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,088 He's a dump truck. The landlord won't let you keep it in the flat anyway. 84 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,007 -'Cause all landlords are evil. -All landlords are evil. 85 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:47,383 -Yes. 86 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,635 -Hello. -How was work? 87 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,808 Everyone always gets angry with me when it goes badly. 88 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,519 I'm just the messenger. It's not me saying it. 89 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,689 Yeah, you're just a vessel. Like a sexy little carafe. 90 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,191 Aw. 91 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,359 -Thank you, babe. 92 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,236 -Well, why don't you just quit? -Yeah, quit. 93 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,362 I can't just quit. 94 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,198 Right. You have dependants. 95 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,200 -I'm looking for a job. -Yeah. 96 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:15,453 He spends all day in his room applying for jobs. Don't you, babe? 97 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:16,537 Yes. 98 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,748 It pays well. 99 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:23,044 And they don't just use me for my power. They also ask me to make teas and coffees. 100 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:29,592 Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance. 101 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,385 Look, it could always be worse. 102 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:34,305 Don't put yourself down like that, Jen. 103 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:39,393 Or do you mean in general? Oh, you meant in general, didn't you? 104 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,478 Yeah. 105 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:42,271 You are such a brave little soldier. 106 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,441 Carrie, I haven't got a power yet. I'm not, like, terminal. 107 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,529 Hey. Maybe the real power is just being yourself. 108 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,864 That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. 109 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:52,949 Absolutely not true. No. 110 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,076 I know what will cheer you up. 111 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,494 I'm not sad. 112 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:10,299 Oh, God. Not you again. 113 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,427 Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. Everyone's cool with interracial marriage now. 114 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,681 Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend, and we fuck at least twice a month. 115 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:17,598 Ooh! Who am I? 116 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,560 Let's invade Russia in the winter because I'm a big dumb bitch. 117 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,019 Okay. 118 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,104 Very funny. 119 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,772 Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay. 120 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:26,566 -Yeah. -La, la, la, la! 121 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,401 I'm not listening. 122 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,278 -This is really childish. 123 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,076 Right. Well, I'm off to go get railed by a stranger. 124 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,228 -Oh, um-- 125 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,272 Sorry, I just need to put my glove on. 126 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:07,773 -Oh. 127 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,820 Nice to meet you. 128 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,405 Big Michael Jackson fan? 129 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,115 No, he's an alleged sex offender. 130 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,368 Right. Good we've established that early. 131 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,790 Ooh! Vegan lasagne. 132 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,171 I want to be completely honest with you. 133 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:40,097 I have the power to make people orgasm with my touch. 134 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,392 Whoa. 135 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,646 -That's, um… That's really cool. -It's not cool. It's not. 136 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:50,900 It's a common misconception that literally everyone I've ever met seems to hold. 137 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,611 So, what's your power? 138 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,905 Uh, I'm still waiting. 139 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,573 Your profile said you were 25. 140 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,451 -I am. Just a late bloomer. -I've never met anyone who waited so long. 141 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,662 So how did you find out the whole come thing then? 142 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,622 I bet it's a funny story. 143 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,207 It's not a funny story, no. 144 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,418 I promise not to laugh. 145 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,882 It was my father's 60th birthday. 146 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,845 We'd been estranged for some years, so it was a reunion of sorts. 147 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,348 We were kicking a football around, 148 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:25,267 which had always been a boyhood dream of mine. 149 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,854 I saved an errant kick, which would've shattered a conservatory window. 150 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:32,733 For the first time in my life, I felt like my father respected me as a man. 151 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,780 Then he asked if he could shake my hand. 152 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,157 Oh, I see. 153 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:41,867 I was so proud. 154 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,537 My entire extended family were there to witness the moment. 155 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:50,126 They were all watching as the, uh, moment of contact arrived. 156 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,210 Oh, no. 157 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:55,089 He was wearing light-grey khakis so it was very obvious what was occurring. 158 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,465 Of course, I was very confused. 159 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,135 He was doubled over. I thought he was having a heart attack. 160 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:03,597 So I opened his shirt to begin performing chest compressions. 161 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,516 -And every time you-- -Yes. 162 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,691 Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny. 163 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,777 -Khakis were ruined. 164 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:20,239 Kash, you cannot seriously believe A.D. stands for "after dinosaurs." 165 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:23,451 It does. 500 A.D. 500 years after dinosaurs. 166 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,702 What else would it be? 167 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,329 These shoes are so uncomfortable. 168 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,664 Then why'd you wear them? 169 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,542 When you said you booked dinner, I thought it might be a fancy date. 170 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,961 I didn't even know you could book a table at Bucket O' Pizza. 171 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,671 And normally you can't… 172 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,798 …but I've got a special relationship with the manager. 173 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,513 -What are you doing? -Take these. 174 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,640 -Oh, you-- You don't have to. -Take the shoes. 175 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,272 Thank you. 176 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,235 -Hey! -Give me your purse. 177 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,904 -And empty your pockets. -Um. 178 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,072 Uh, here. Uh, take my phone. 179 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,825 That piece of shit. Nah, mate. 180 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,036 -The purse. Give it! -No, I've got money. 181 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,496 -Um. -Come on. Quickly. 182 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,791 -Just in my… -Now! I'm not fucking around! 183 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,501 -In my pocket! 184 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,419 -Come on! -Ow! Right in the eye! 185 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,756 I'm gonna kiss you now. 186 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,781 Would you like to… 187 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:44,907 Yeah. 188 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:57,878 Oh, uh-- 189 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,129 What are you doing? 190 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,674 It's important to me to know that I can do it myself. 191 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,948 -Maybe just take the glove-- -Give me a minute. 192 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,590 Oh. Oh, ye-- 193 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,134 Oh, yeah. 194 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,218 Oh, my God. 195 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,554 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was it. 196 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,180 I just came. 197 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,682 -You're welcome. -Hmm. 198 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,521 I think we should take it slow. 199 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,497 Just to be safe. 200 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,474 Did you see me? I was all, like… 201 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,309 Yeah, it was very brave of you. 202 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,393 I should go after him. 203 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,937 No, no. Don't do that. 204 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,563 But he committed a crime. 205 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,191 You bought your drug dealer a birthday card last year. 206 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,568 He committed a crime on me. On you. 207 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,905 Someone needs to clean up those streets. 208 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,368 I am that hero. This is my destiny. 209 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,287 Great. Is this destiny gonna be salaried? 210 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,747 Gonna become a vigilante. 211 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,915 Oh, no. 212 00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:01,418 No, I'm gonna assemble a team of vigilantes. 213 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:05,047 Oh, Carrie. This is my origin story! Quick, take a picture! 214 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,967 No, no, there's no time. I've got so much mood-boarding to do. 215 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,264 I'll get the Pritt sticks. 216 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,367 Shoo! 217 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,910 Go away. 218 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,496 Don't you dare touch him. 219 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,259 -Oh, God! 220 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,767 I don't think it's gonna work out. 221 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,561 Fair enough. 222 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,855 Good game. 223 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,486 Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one? 224 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,995 -Oy, Jizzlord. -Don't call him that. 225 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,122 He likes it. You got a better one? 226 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:24,001 -I don't know. Like, Cum Bucket? 227 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,794 Jesus Christ. That is so much worse. 228 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,212 I thought it was cute. 229 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,672 It's no Jizzlord. 230 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,883 -So, we are keeping him then? 231 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,552 -Have you checked if he's got an owner? -No, he's definitely a stray. 232 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,222 He's got an energy. He's scrappy. He's lived a life. 233 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:39,683 Haven't you got work today? 234 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,477 Yeah. Don't have to leave till 11.00 though. 235 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,103 It's half past two. 236 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,773 Fuck. 237 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,067 Turn back time and tell me to leave. 238 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,526 You know I can't go back that far. 239 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,778 Yeah, I'm still gonna be late, 240 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,362 but it means I can stop at Pret on the way. 241 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,740 Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift. 242 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,451 I'm not gonna use it for inane reasons. With great power come-- 243 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,661 -Just do it, you fucking nerd. -Okay, okay! 244 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,558 Can you do me up with some balloons? 245 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,478 I want them to say, "Happy 18th Birthday, Andy. 246 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,564 Mum is making me do this. We were never close, and I hate you." 247 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,942 I can do "Happy 18th." 248 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,401 Fine. 249 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,280 -Jennifer. -Angela. 250 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,658 Are those for personal use? 251 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,201 Yes. 252 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,203 Jen. 253 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,622 Jen. 254 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,000 Why didn't you tell me you're going to a party, you cheeky bint? 255 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,252 Tell me all about it. 256 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,295 It's my half-sister's 18th. It's a family thing. 257 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,090 Say no more. Family can be a real bash in the fanny. 258 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,677 You love 'em. You hate 'em, but you're stuck with 'em. 259 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,803 What can you do? 260 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,932 I'd hate to be turning 18 now. 261 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,684 Nothing's the same after you get your power. 262 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,811 -I used to play at Wimbledon-- -Wimbledon. 263 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,521 We know, love. Jesus. 264 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,816 It's not my fault I didn't get superspeed or racket hands. 265 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,192 Tell me about it, flower. 266 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:16,363 Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy some paracetamol in Asda. 267 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,115 Don't let it get you down, love. 268 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,285 I'm not down. Honestly, I really don't even care. 269 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:22,661 Back to work. 270 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,546 Do you want to know how you die? 271 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,798 What? 272 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,675 Foresight. 273 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,721 No. 274 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:43,807 Probably for the best. 275 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,269 What do you mean it's probably for the best? Wha-- 276 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,645 -Is it bad? 277 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,563 One minute. 278 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,734 Hi. Bang on time. 279 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,361 It's not like I've anything better to do. 280 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:57,863 True. 281 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,573 Got a new one for you. 282 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,534 Fine. Go on. Get it over with. 283 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,661 Knock, knock. 284 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,829 Who's there? 285 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,456 -Boo. -Boo, who? 286 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,374 Cheer up, love. It might never happen. 287 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,252 Jesus Christ. 288 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,421 Well, how are things your end? 289 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,089 It's Andy's 18th tonight. 290 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,507 Oh, good luck with that. 291 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,759 Thought you'd reassure me. 292 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,385 God, no. It's gonna be awful. 293 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,804 Just try not to make everything into a competition. 294 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,973 I don't do that. She does that. 295 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,893 Well, you know where I am. Say hi to your mum for me. 296 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,395 Yeah. 297 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:37,861 Hey. 298 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:39,988 Bears. 299 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,615 Huh? 300 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,243 How you die. Bears. 301 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,412 Oh, but… 302 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,481 -Wow. 303 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:15,565 Bravo. 304 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,028 Oh, my baby! 305 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,240 Why are there already balloons? 306 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:26,201 Oh, those? They're nothing. I just nipped out this morning and got a few. 307 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,577 But you asked me to get balloons. 308 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,997 -I know. -What, you don't trust me to get balloons? 309 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:34,042 Oh, I don't want it to play HDMI. Just play Andy's party playlist. 310 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,877 I got an audition for the Greenwich Conservatoire. 311 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,797 Normal human thing to do is to say hello before you start bragging. 312 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,008 I'm just sharing good news about my life with my sister. 313 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,635 I'm sure if you achieve something, you'd do the same. No? 314 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,554 Andy, stop haranguing your sister. 315 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,431 -Have you got a job yet? -I have a job. 316 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:51,768 A real job. I didn't leave my home and family 317 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,314 and brave the boat to England for you to squander all my sacrifices. 318 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,898 We definitely flew here. 319 00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,652 You were young. You don't understand the immigrant struggle. 320 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,196 Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here. Where's the antenna? 321 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,531 What do you think my power's gonna be? 322 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,867 You do know you're not gonna get your power the second you turn 18? 323 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,619 What do you know about powers? You're like a virgin talking about sex. 324 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,372 -You're like the pope. -I-I am not the pope. I fuck. 325 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,915 -No, Mum. Tell her I fuck. 326 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,752 Would you whist? I'm trying to get this thing to play music. 327 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,588 -Why is it still just showing me pictures? -Just wait for Ian to do it. 328 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,882 What's the point of having a power if you don't use it? 329 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,800 Being able to control technology is only useful 330 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,177 if you know how technology works. 331 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,762 I think you're doing a great job, Mum. 332 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,264 -Just Bing it, will you? -Bing! 333 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:33,560 Ladies, ladies, please. I know we're feeling a little… stressed? 334 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,812 Excited. 335 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,191 Oh, Lord. Now, what have we got going on in there? 336 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,860 Angry, sad, jealous. 337 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,944 Horny? 338 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,363 Uh… 339 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,115 Three, two, one… 340 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,701 -Yes! 341 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,788 Happy birthday! 342 00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,336 Try turning on the TV. 343 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,638 Can you sense any emotion? Deep breath. 344 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,352 No. I've got nothing. 345 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:20,107 Don't worry. It doesn't always happen on the day. 346 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:23,026 It can take a few days or weeks. Or… 347 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,821 I wanted it today. 348 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,365 Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin. 349 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,994 I've actually played the world's smallest violin, and it's much bigger than that. 350 00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:44,339 You're a little bit happy she didn't get it. 351 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,424 Uh, duh, Ian. 352 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,050 My cousin was like you. 353 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,761 Then he went to one of those clinics that help you bring out your power. 354 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,638 No, I am not doing that. It's pathetic. 355 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:54,891 Really helped him. Now he can freeze anything. Like that. 356 00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:01,064 Of course, he's got a freezer that he mainly uses, but it's the knowledge. 357 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,732 Like, knowing you don't need-- 358 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:04,609 Okay! 359 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,281 -I'm super strong! 360 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,783 Oh, my God. 361 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:16,121 -That's amazing! Do the sofa. -Sofa! 362 00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:33,180 Oh, my-- Oh, my God, I'm on the ceiling! 363 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,517 We just going to ignore the fact she broke the fridge or-- 364 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,395 One hand! 365 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:44,816 I killed a man! 366 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:52,073 Hi, hello. Up here. I'm up here. 367 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,660 Can your daughter do this? No, only my daughter! 368 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:59,122 Andy! Andy, I'm so high! 369 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,000 Andy! Andy! 370 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,520 Surprise. I wasn't sure what the deal was with the party, 371 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,563 so I thought I'd bring the party to you. 372 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:24,773 Oh. 373 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,441 Uh, it's not really a great… 374 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,527 time. 375 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,201 Oh, hi. 376 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:39,829 Who are you? That sounds rude, but who are you? 377 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,206 Um, my name's Olivia. 378 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,750 Of course it is. So is, um-- Is this a date? 379 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,961 -Yeah. -Wouldn't really call it a date. 380 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,047 Oh. Well, if it's not a date, there's no harm in joining. Right? 381 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,638 Olivia can shape-shift. 382 00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:00,267 Oh. Uh, so this is what you've chosen to look like. Oh, that makes sense. 383 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,602 No. Honestly, I never really use it. 384 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,896 I think it's important to love yourself the way you are. 385 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,941 You know, flaws and imperfections and everything. 386 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,235 So, you just look like this all the time? 387 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,529 Wow. Fantastic. 388 00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:13,863 I don't even wear make-up. 389 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,073 Oh, my God. 390 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,283 Yeah. 391 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,367 Yeah. 392 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:21,871 I like your hair like that. 393 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,290 Thanks! 394 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,792 -What do you call that style? -Down? 395 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:26,876 It suits you. 396 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,755 -Have you been to the pier? -No! 397 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,591 My turn! 398 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,728 Great. Let's go. 399 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,106 Oh, um, maybe next time? 400 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:50,817 -Oh, come on. -Well, it's kinda hard work. 401 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,902 And you need to think about load bearing. 402 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,029 Load bearing? 403 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,823 Okay. Come on, then. 404 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,202 'Kay. 405 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:06,833 Hmm. 406 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:07,917 Yeah. 407 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:12,130 -Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Okay. -Yeah, okay. Yeah. 408 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:13,673 Sorry. Sorry. My feet smell. 409 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,262 Fuck me, that's very high! 410 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,805 -Don't look down. -Don't look down. 411 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,349 Not so tight. 412 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,356 So, uh, is she your girlfriend? 413 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,650 Look, why do we have to put labels on things? 414 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:32,942 Because labels are great. 415 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:36,029 You know, I label my yogurt at work because people kept eating my yogurt. 416 00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:39,157 And it's my yogurt, you know. I bought it, and I want it. It's a great yogurt. 417 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,243 I mean, it's creamy and low-fat and has beautiful eyes. 418 00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:44,245 You need to let go. 419 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,914 I don't want to let you go. 420 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,540 No, as in let go of me. We're on the ground. 421 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:48,625 Oh. 422 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,546 Jen, look at me. 423 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:57,550 If you don't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? 424 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:09,979 That's RuPaul. 425 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,774 That's RuPaul! 426 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,577 Wasn't expecting you to call at this hour. Everything okay? 427 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,080 You haven't been murdered or something, have you? 428 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,582 -I want a power. 429 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,961 I want one so badly. It's never gonna happen. 430 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:36,506 Yeah, you're right. You should probably just give up. 431 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,174 You're not supposed to say that. 432 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,802 Well, what do you want me to say? Accept it. 433 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,179 It's just not something you're ever going to have. 434 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,558 -You don't know that. -But you do somehow? 435 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:48,685 You really want this power thing? 436 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,106 Yes, I do. 437 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,860 Well, if you think it will make you happy… 438 00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:00,613 …then go get it. 439 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,241 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 440 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,578 What if I don't? 441 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,747 Then we'll figure something out together. 442 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,255 Dad? 443 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:18,798 Yeah? 444 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:20,800 Can I do the thing? 445 00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:23,636 You don't have to ask. 446 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:39,527 Hi, pet. 447 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:33,248 Welcome to Discovery Clinic, where your powers journey begins. 448 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:53,309 Hi. Welcome. Are you looking to start your power journey today? 449 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:57,230 Yes. I am, Denise. I'd like to book myself in for a discovery package. 450 00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,774 -And how long have you been trying? -Six years. 451 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:04,571 Ooh. That is a long time. But don't worry. You're in the right place. 452 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:08,032 We have an excellent track record in helping people to discover their power. 453 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,617 That's exactly what I wanted to hear. 454 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,702 So exciting. 455 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:16,499 So our packages start at 9,500. 456 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,253 Yeah. We're gonna have to DIY it. 457 00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:42,275 No, no, no.