(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)
(SLURPING)
(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)
(EXPLOSION)
Twitmeister.
Twitarama.
Yo, Twitty, dude.
Ah, dude!
What's up, man? How you been?
Awesome. What's going on?
ZACK: Hey, listen, tomorrow we're all heading up to Troubadour Point.
You want to come board out with us?
Yeah, dude, I'll be there. Right on.
- Thanks, man. - Thanks, bro.
Spring break, buddy.
Yes, sir. Spring break. Approaching fast, huh?
Yeah.
So, uh, what did Zack want to talk about, man?
Oh, nothing. He just invited me to go surfing.
Oh, yeah? Nice of him. That's so nice.
So, when did you start hanging out with him and his friends, man?
Last spring break I went surfing with him.
You know, when your dad made you go to that temper-tantrum workshop.
You listen here!
I express myself appropriately now!
All you people...!
(CHUCKLES)
Right. Yeah, so anyways, it should be fun.
Yeah.
Well, then I'm in.
Do you actually know how to surf?
I have the reflexes of a cat
and the dexterity of a jeweler.
And... I can open my eyes underwater.
Huh?
Okay.
- Okay. - All right.
All right.
LOUIS: Hey, ladies.
Ren, me and the guys are going to the beach tomorrow
and I need some surf wax.
So, I was wondering maybe I could use
some of that gunk you use on your mustache.
Louis, stop it!
Ha-ha-ha!
REN: Out! Ugh!
LOUIS: Thanks, Ren.
(GROANS)
You know, your brother may be onto something.
I so do not have a mustache.
RUBY: No, no. The beach.
Troubadour Point, spring break...
There's going to be lots of b-o-y-s.
And I hope they're c-u-t-e.
And i-n-t-e-I-I-i-g-e-n-t.
That's "intelligent."
I thought we were spelling stuff.
Praying for waves.
- Hoss. - Hoss!
Hosses.
The swell should be up in no time, bro.
Sweet, man. Hey, have you seen Louis?
Louis is coming?
He doesn't surf.
He'll be cool. He's coordinated.
He's a good swimmer.
Oh.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
What?
Dude, don't bring your board in here. It's bad luck.
Really? Okay. Sorry. I'll just bring it around.
This is bad.
Really bad.
(HUMMING)
TOM: Uh, Tawny, when exactly are you going to start helping me?
Oh, I'm just waiting for a little more cloud cover.
Oh, right.
Heaven forbid a ray of sunshine should touch your precious porcelain skin.
(ALL CHEERING)
No!
Well, at least they left the turret.
Guys, wait up for me!
Oh! Ow!
Sorry, buddy. Guys, wait up!
Okay, guys, what would you like to do first?
We could swim, crossword puzzle, or maybe just do a fun beach game.
Ren, we didn't come here to play games.
Hey.
Well, hello, Mr. Hawaiian Shorts.
Anyone want to play?
I do. I just love games.
If either of you girls are interested,
I found a spotted sand crab over by the rocks.
Oh, my gosh. That has got to be the lamest line
I have ever heard.
I was just saying I hope I see a spotted sand crab.
Don't worry, Ren. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
(SIGHS)
(CLICKING)
Beans,
what are you doing with a metal detector?
Looking for buried treasure.
See?
A bottle cap.
This baby's paying for itself.
LOUIS: Guys, guys, wait for me!
I'm coming, guys!
Whoa!
(GRUNTING)
Ow!
Are you throwing shells at me?
Well, you're throwing them at me.
That's different. I didn't even see you were there.
How come you're not in the water?
It's kind of cold, isn't it?
It's not too bad.
You get used to it.
Hey, hey! Stop it. Don't make me go in there.
What's your name?
It's Ren.
Well, Ren, I got to go
but maybe I'll spot you later.
Yeah. No, you will not.
Hey, you know, you didn't tell me your name.
Uh, it's Gil.
Gil.
Ah, makeup and hairspray at the beach.
Very nice, girls.
I thought you already met some guys.
We did. And we want to keep them.
They're taking us to lunch at The Shack.
So, Ren, still no guy?
Yeah, I met a guy, sort of.
Really? That's great. What's he like?
Well, his name's Gil and he's handsome
and sweet, a really good swimmer
and has a fin instead of legs.
- Hey, have fun at lunch, girls. - What?
I said have fun at lunch.
No, no, no. The part about the fin.
Yeah, that.
He has a fin and no legs.
Are you saying you met a mermaid?
A man.
A merman.
(LAUGHS)
Somebody's been spending a little too much time in the sun.
Guys, look, I know this must sound really crazy
but I know what I saw...
I think.
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
Dude, it is totally flat out here.
I wonder why.
What's up, guys?
Thought the ocean was going to be a little bigger, huh?
Nice one, Sir Jinx-a-lot.
Say what a lot?
Dude, you brought your board in The Shack.
You broke our lucky surf idol.
So what? You guys believe in that stuff?
Do you see any waves out here?
Come on, guys. Let's to get some lunch.
Have fun.
Whatever, man.
Let's go get a hot dog on the beach, huh? You and me?
Actually, I'm going to go eat with them.
Why?
Louis, sometimes I just need to do my own thing, man, okay?
All right, man.
(ELECTRONIC CRACKLING)
It's personal this time, Twitty.
Nobody's ever said that to him, and that's why he...
Hey, Louis!
You wouldn't believe all the buried treasure I'm finding.
That's great, Beans.
Come to papa!
Uh... Tawny.
- Hmm? - I just wanted to say
that I appreciate your helping me
in spite of the fact that I belittled your aversion to sunlight.
Oh, no, it's okay. You really have a beautiful vision here, Tom.
No, actually, it's not my vision.
This castle was designed by the great King Phillipe
for his beloved fiancée, Sofia.
Oh, that's so romantic.
No, not really.
She disappeared shortly after the castle was completed
and was never seen again.
Phillipe lived out the rest of his days
in that empty castle.
He was known as "the lonely king."
Oh, that's so sad.
No, it's really more pathetic.
Ah. The perfect turret.
Sorry.
Sorry, guys.
Oh. You're going to cry, aren't you?
Oh! Hold me.
(SOBBING)
Hey, Ren.
- Hey, Louis. - What are you doing?
Looking for someone who's going to prove to my friends I'm not crazy.
At least your best friend didn't ditch you.
I'm not crazy. I know what I saw.
He's hanging out with his new surfer buddies.
I saw a guy with a cute smile, broad shoulders and a tail fin.
- They're probably having a good time. - A tail fin.
- Laughing, eating onion rings. - A tail fin.
Twitty doesn't even like onion rings, so it's weird.
He's probably faking like he likes them.
I know mermaids and mermen only exist in fairy tales
but, who knows, maybe they're real.
I hope he burns his tongue on a hot one.
Thanks, Louis.
I don't care what anyone else things. Gil is real and I'm going to find him.
You're right. Zack and his friends don't own this beach.
I can surf if I want to surf.
Thank you.
Mmm.
Gil!
(IMITATES DOLPHIN CRY)
(CLICKING TONGUE)
(IMITATES DOLPHIN CRY)
Gil!
Hey.
What are you doing?
Oh. I'm, uh... fishing.
Hey, sardines.
Yeah, you want one?
Yeah, sure.
So? What are you doing?
Getting lobsters.
What for?
Well, my dad is King Neptune.
Wow.
So, you really are a sea person?
Yeah, that's right, born and raised.
So, do you like the ocean?
I could learn to like it.
I hope so.
Not a bad kisser.
For a fish.
(ELECTRONIC CRACKLING)
Yow.
Beansy.
Does that belong to you?
It does now.
Young man, I'll have a gander at that sack.
He talks funny.
TOM: Attention!
Attention!
The Lost and Found is now open!
Tan wallet!
Hey, that was mine.
One pair of G-shades.
Hey, I was wearing those today.
One golden...
Oh, geez, this is mine.
Whatever happened to finders keepers?
This has to be the worst surf day ever.
(WAVE RUMBLING)
Twitty!
(SCREAMING)
Hold on, Twitty!
Get on the board.
You're good?
Thanks for helping me, man. That wave really took me by surprise.
Yeah, where are your little surfer buddies, man?
They got tired of waiting on the waves so they decided to paddle in.
You know what's funny to me?
Is that the worst surfer in the world
is having to save hotshot surfer boy over here.
Hey, I never said I was a...
You know what, Twitty? It doesn't even matter.
Apologize to me when we get back to shore.
- Apologize for what? - What do you mean for what?!
For being two-faced. For bailing on me.
(WAVE RUMBLING)
Dude, paddle.
Now, Twitty, don't even try to change the subject, okay?
Not only are you going to apologize, you should buy me a Philly cheese steak.
Just paddle seriously.
- Why? - Wave!
(SHRIEKS)
You guys, there's a huge rogue wave out there
and some maniac is trying to ride it.
Come on, guys.
Hot, damn, this is so awesome.
This thing's like ten feet overhead.
Twitty, don't change the subject! I'm still mad at you!
You're right!
It's Twitty.
Twitty, that was awesome, man.
You did it, hoss.
You were awesome, dude.
(CHANTING): Twitty! Twitty! Twitty! Twitty!
Ren, we have a surprise for you.
This is Sam. Sam, Ren.
Sam is a really nice guy. He's from Folsom.
And best of all, he has legs.
Go ahead, Sam. Show her your toes.
Yeah. Guys, look.
I know that you probably don't believe me, but...
I do know that Gil is for real
and that's all that matters, so...
really nice to meet you, Sam.
You can stop wiggling your toes.
Twitty! Twitty! Twitty! Twitty!
So, Twitty. Come on, hoss, give us the play-by-play.
How'd you catch that gnarly wave?
I... I didn't exactly catch the wave.
- The wave kind of caught me. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know, uh, the truth is...
I was in big trouble out there
and I had to have my butt saved by my best friend.
Louis.
I'm going to go ahead and leave now during this awkward silence.
GIL: Uh, is this seat taken?
No.
Gil!?
How did you get here?
Oh, I walked.
What do you mean?
You walked on land with your... legs?
Well, that's how I usually do it.
Huh. I see.
Now, what happened to your fin?
Oh, my uni-fin.
That's on the hook over there.
King Neptune Seafood Company.
Yeah, that's my dad.
King Neptune himself.
Yeah.
That would explain a lot.
What, did you think I was a mermaid or something?
Merman.
May I come in?
Tom should have built a moat.
Look, um... I know you're mad
and you're right, you know.
I shouldn't have ditched you for Zack and those guys.
Yeah, but at the same time it's my fault, too, you know
- 'cause, I mean, I invited myself... - Yeah, yeah.
Um... I'm glad you did
'cause you know, I might not be here right now, if it wasn't for you.
Yeah. Yeah, the whole "save your life" thing.
Whatever. It's all in a day's work.
Well, um, I brought you something.
Even a present.
He brings a present. He's bearing gifts.
What is this, man?
A Philly cheese steak.
Oh, that's nice. Want to split it?
- Oh, sweet. - Here.
Thank you, kind sir. Mmm.
Looks good.
Mmm.
- What? - I don't know.
It seems a little dry, doesn't it?
(WAVE RUMBLING)
(SHRIEKING)
Still too dry?
Better.
(SONG PLAYS)
Early in the morning on the dawn patrol.
Loading up the woodie and it's time to go.
Boards in back, waves in view.
Cruisin' the highway, crank the tunes.
Surf's up, let it roll.
We are the dawn patrol.
Surf's up!
Dawn patrol Let it rock.
Let it roll Surf's up!
Dawn patrol.
Let it rock.
Let it roll.
No better feelin' than when I'm stealin'.
Surf on, dawn patrol.
No better feelin' than when I'm stealin'.
Surf on, dawn patrol!
(SONG ENDS)
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