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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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Oh, Principal Wexler,
good, you're here.

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I need you to choose a strudel

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for next week's big
"Strudel Day" in the cafeteria.

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Ren, I couldn't possibly.

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I have to watch the old tum-tum.

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Since when?

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- Excuse me?
- Oh, uh, nothing.

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It's just since "Strudel
Day" is your brainchild

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I just figured you'd
want the final word.

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Ren, I'm afraid my
priorities have shifted.

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From now on, it's all about...

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the look.

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Okay.

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Sir, I thought that your look
was fine. I don't understand.

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You will.

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Students of
Lawrence Junior High,

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it is with a heavy heart that
I must announce to you...

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I'm leaving you.

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- (GASPS)
- (PLATE SMASHES)

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I will be pursuing
my new career...

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male model.

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(LAUGHING)

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WEXLER: <i>I'm serious.</i>

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Give me some.

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Dude, I cannot believe we
actually got rid of Wexler.

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Oh, well, I mean,
it had to be done.

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You know, six days in detention
the man was robbing us of our youth.

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Wait a second, dude. Do
you know who's next in line?

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Yeah, Vice Principal Landau.

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Is that you card, Kevin?

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(CHUCKLING)

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I know it's in here somewhere.

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That's part of the trick.

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Where you going, Kevin?

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No running in the halls.

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LOUIS: Landau's
a cream puff, man.

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Oh, man, this is
going to be sweet.

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You know, I've got to admit

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I never thought that
whole male model thing

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would actually work out.

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This one's it.

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This is a keeper right
there, that's a good shot.

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TWITTY: No, no, dude.

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I mean, submitting Wexler
for a modeling agency?

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Seriously, I don't
think he's the type.

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The type? What are you talk...?

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Look, dude, compared to this guy I
mean, Wexler's a hottie, you know?

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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TWITTY: Hey, uh...

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congratulations, Mr. Landau.
I guess you are the man now.

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Oh, well, thanks, fellas.

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I hope I'm up to it.

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I'm sorry.

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My palms are really sweaty.

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- No, it's all good.
- Yeah, it's cool, man.

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(CRYING)

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I can't believe that
you're leaving me.

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Oh, there, there, there, Ren.

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I'll miss you, too.

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It's really... it's not gonna
be the same without you, sir.

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No.

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It won't.

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(SNIFFLES)

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You will make a
great model, sir.

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You think?

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- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
- (GRUNTS)

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Perfect score, again.

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Donnie, you're so good at this.

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I'm going to win you
any prize you want.

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I want...

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that teddy.

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Okay, it's all yours. Let
me just get the prize tickets.

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One measly ticket?

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Well, my bear is 10,000 tickets.

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Well, how about
some cute finger cuffs?

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I really want
Professor Fuzz-Fuzz.

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- You already have a name for him, huh?
- Yes.

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I'm going to go call all my friends
and tell them how sweet you are.

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<i>"KSAC Radio arcade
championships.</i>

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<i>Win 10,000 tickets."</i>

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<i>Wait a minute.</i>

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<i>That bear is 10,000 tickets.</i>

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<i>Let me do the math.</i>

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<i>Yeah, that's pretty close.</i>

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<i>Hold on, Donnie.</i>

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<i>It says you have
to be ten or under.</i>

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(THUMPING)

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<i>Beans is eight.</i>

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<i>Let me do the math.</i>

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Well, gents, it's
Mr. Landau's first day.

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The dawn of a new era.

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Yeah, it is.

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Say, um, Tom,
I've got this favor

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to ask of you. Can I, you know,

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copy down your science homework?

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- No, no.
- No?

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I mean, it's... it's wrong.

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Unless you think it's going to
affect our relationship in any way.

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How about we...
we take a step back

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and you think
about things, right?

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Let's just take a step back.

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There, you just step... yeah.

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Now we think.

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You know, I would

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it's just that if it ever
got back to Doris

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she'd be so disappointed in me.

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Yeah, I know what you're saying.

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(BLOWING)

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Pardon me?

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Oh...

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Yep, that should do it.

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- We're good?
- Yeah.

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(BELL RINGING)

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I can't move!

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That's because Twitty
glued your shoes to the floor.

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- Oh, yeah, buddy.
- Yeah.

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Why did you do that?
Now I'll be late to class.

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Exactly, see?

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That's what we're trying
to do. See, 'cause...

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you know, Landau, he
seems like this really nice guy.

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He's just, "Hey,
hey, how are you?"

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Furry little guy.

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But, really, you know,
he's the principal now.

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So, we just want to make sure, that's all.
We're just taking precautions. All right?

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He could ruin your lifetime
and you don't even know it.

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Good luck, buddy.

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Have fun, man. Have fun.

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Hello.

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You're Tom, right?

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Uh, Thomas Randolph Gribalski.

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My grandfather's name was
Randolph and he used to live in Seattle.

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I see.

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Why aren't you in class?

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TOM: My shoes
are glued to the floor.

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LANDAU: Oh.

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Haven't heard that one before.

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Ta-da.

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Didn't even bust him.

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Guess it is the dawn
of a new era, right?

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(LAUGHING)

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Thanks, buddy.

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From now on, life's
one big party, buddy.

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Hey, uh, guys?

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The joke's over.

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You can help me out now.

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It's okay, I'll catch up
with you later, okay?

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I'll see you at lunch.

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All right, Beans, let's work
on that rolling technique.

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- Are you a righty or a lefty?
- I don't know.

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Well which hand
do you write with?

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Whichever one's
closer to the pencil.

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Okay, Beans, you know what?

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Maybe this isn't such
a great idea after all.

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Beans, I've got to win
those 10,000 tickets.

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Let's get to work, man.

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Just focus.

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

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(GLASS BREAKING)

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- (GAME ALARM WAILS)
- Yes! Yes, Beans.

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(BEANS GROANS)

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Good job, good job.

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(STUDENTS YELLING)

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Gangway! Gangway!

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Move!

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Principal Landau?

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Oh, yes, uh, Ren
Stevens, come on in.

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Close the door. It's
so noisy out there.

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Yeah, I know.

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So, how do you think
your day's going?

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Pretty good.

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Here, Ren, try to
pull these apart.

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I can't.

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Sir, this really isn't the time for
that. Have been in the hallway lately?

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Oh, no, no. It's getting
pretty scary out there.

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- Ta-da!
- That's... That's very good.

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Um, sir... you're
the principal now.

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If Mr. Wexler were
here he would go outside

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and he would yell at those
kids and he'd restore order.

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Oh, no, no, I'm not
much of a yeller, no.

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I guess I'm just not very
good at this principal stuff.

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I've been a principal's
assistant long enough to know

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there are other ways to
discipline kids than just yelling.

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- There are?
- Yes.

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Sir, you can do this job.

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I want you to dig deep down and
find that inner strength of yours.

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Then I want you
to march out there

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and show those kids
who the principal really is.

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- Me?
- Yes, you.

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Louis, don't you think things are,
like, a little bit out of control here?

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What are you talking
about? Look around.

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This is the freedom
we always dreamed of.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Whoa, I didn't know
Mr. Roth was bald.

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Well, see. Look at that. You
learn a new thing every day, right?

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Hey, uh... ladies and gentlemen.

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Boys and girls.

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Hello?

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(WHISTLING)

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Go ahead, Mr. Landau.

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Louis, Tom, Alan would
you come up here, please.

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What does he want?

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I dunno, probably wants to show
us a new card trick or something.

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Step up there, please.

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Okay, now...

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these boys are an example

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of how I'm going to be
doing things around here.

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Sort of a zero-tolerance
kind of thing.

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Fellas, put these on.

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Are you kidding?
I'm not wearing this.

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00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,788
Well, I guess
that's your option.

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My option is to
call your parents

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and have you immediately
suspended from school.

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I think he's serious.

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So, for all of you out there

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here's a little message.

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You do the crime,

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you will wear the sign.

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(WHIMPERING)

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TAWNY: Louis?

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I hope you're satisfied.

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"I'm an eye-roller"?

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This is completely demeaning.

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But not totally inaccurate.

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I know, but, dude, seriously,

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how long do we have to
wear these stupid things for?

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Dude, I don't know. I
didn't make up the rules.

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I'll tell you what
I will do, though.

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I'm gonna solve this, 'cause
I'm going to go talk to the man.

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Who, Landau?

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Nope. Ren.

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Ren, Ren, hold on. Ren,
listen. All right, look...

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you got to do something about this
new guy 'cause he's driving me insane.

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- All my friends, too.
- Louis, Wexler is gone.

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Mr. Landau has his
own way of doing things.

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Ren, you know what? If you're
not going to do it for me, at least

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do it for Lefkowitz.

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I mean, look at that.

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I mean, it's sad. It's getting
personal now. That's not nice.

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(SIGHS)

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(GIRL CRYING)

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LANDAU: Uh-huh.
Yes, yes, that's correct.

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Strudel Day is
officially canceled.

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And I mean that.

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Mr. Landau, you're... you're
canceling Strudel Day?

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Isn't it wonderful?
I'm in control.

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No one ever listened to Jake
Landau before but they're listening now.

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00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,350
Yes, but at what cost?

253
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,478
What do you mean? You're the one
who told me to find my inner strength.

254
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,982
True, but people are being humiliated.
Some of those signs are pretty cruel.

255
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,317
Really? You think?

256
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,824
(LAUGHS)

257
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,325
Oh, man, that's harsh.

258
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,203
Something must be done.

259
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,373
This is D.J. Breezy Breeze.

260
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,874
Welcome to KSAK's.

261
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,712
Fifth Annual Tri-County
Arcade Championships.

262
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,717
- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
- (BELL RINGING)

263
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:41,195
Okay, we're down
to our two finalists:

264
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,574
- Beans Aranguren from Sacramento...
- (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

265
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:48,119
- And Jeremy Lucas from Las Vegas.
- (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

266
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,370
I can't beat him.

267
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,913
He's from Vegas.

268
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,167
Beans, think "aim
and precision."

269
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,169
Think...

270
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,713
"Finger cuffs."

271
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,632
That's a sweet pair of cuffs.

272
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,009
ANNOUNCER: Okay, Beans,

273
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,053
Jeremy, positions, please.

274
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,806
Each competitor
will roll one final ball.

275
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:12,268
High score receives
10,000 tickets.

276
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,728
Ten thousand tickets.

277
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:17,398
Beans, you are going to do this.
We're going to win Professor Fuzz Fuzz.

278
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,777
Hey, baby. How you doing?

279
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,737
Jeremy will roll first.

280
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:32,038
Forty thousand points!

281
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,664
Beans?

282
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,626
Beans, give it your all, buddy.

283
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,836
I'll use my special windup.

284
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,755
No, Beans, nothing
special. Just let it go.

285
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,766
And the winner is
Beans Aranguren!

286
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,142
Beans, we did it!

287
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,687
Beans, we did it, we
did it, we did it, we did it!

288
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,023
Hey, good job, buddy.

289
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,359
Whoa! That's a nice little ride.

290
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,695
Got the little
rimmies on it, little...

291
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:09,158
Oh. Voulez chez
with moi, ladies.

292
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,701
Knock it off, Louis.

293
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,869
Wow.

294
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,372
Listen, Ren, we need to
talk about something, okay?

295
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,457
Wexler's not coming
back to the school.

296
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,459
He's gone. He's living
the model dream now.

297
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,586
He's got the cars
and the ladies and...

298
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,422
the huge studio thing.

299
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,048
Louis, we have got to try.

300
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,968
Wexler belongs to that
school and I miss him.

301
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,346
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING PLAYING)

302
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,957
I miss him, too.

303
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,336
Look, catch you later. Sorry.

304
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,005
Excuse me.

305
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,966
I'm looking for Conrad Wexler.
He's one of your models.

306
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,969
Okay, Cosmo, let's do this.

307
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,056
Uh, it's Conrad.

308
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,349
Yeah, whatever.

309
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,851
(LAUGHS)

310
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,061
Heavy. Heavy. Heavy.

311
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,605
Okay, give me the look.

312
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,362
Okay, Conwall, listen...

313
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,865
I'm not selling
lipstick here, okay?

314
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,116
It's a welder's torch.

315
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,743
All right.

316
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,653
No, no, no. This isn't working.

317
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,917
Uh... uh... Linda?

318
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,919
Let's try something
different, please.

319
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,422
Come on, put it on. Come on.

320
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,799
E... Excuse me.

321
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,260
If... If I wear this, you
won't see my face.

322
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,013
Bingo. Now you are
thinking like a model.

323
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,891
Let's take five, everybody.

324
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,144
Take five.

325
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,237
Mr. Wexler?

326
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,572
Ren, Louis, what
are you doing here?

327
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,383
- We just wanted to see how you were.
- Yeah.

328
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,618
Oh. This is like a
dream come true.

329
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,287
I mean, the lights,
the camera the action.

330
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,831
- So, are you happy?
- Of course, I'm happy.

331
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,667
I mean, this is my destiny.

332
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,377
I mean, everything
happens for a reason.

333
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,003
Well, actually...

334
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,840
See, the reason is... is... is
'cause I sent your picture in.

335
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,094
REN: Louis, why would
you do something like that?

336
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,805
Well, see, I... I just thought that Connie
and I, you know, needed our space.

337
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,974
- Can I call you Connie?
- No.

338
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,310
Look... it doesn't
matter how I got here.

339
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,271
I'm here, and I love it.

340
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,023
Yeah, but, sir, you are
modeling for welder's equipment.

341
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,483
They can't even see your face.

342
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,110
Well, you got to
start somewhere.

343
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,822
I mean, I'm sure soon I'll be modeling
you know, medical supplies and barbecues.

344
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,574
No, see, see, you
don't understand.

345
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,783
See, we're hurting.

346
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,535
Landau is out of control, man.

347
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,054
There's nothing I
can do about that.

348
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,247
- Sir, he canceled Strudel Day.
- Yeah.

349
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,373
What?

350
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,292
Wait a minute...

351
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,836
Ren and Louis
Stevens here together?

352
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,588
I should have
realized this was bad.

353
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,172
- That's right.
- Oh...

354
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,383
PHOTOGRAPHER: Lonny, Lonny...

355
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:17,388
How many times have I told you
that those taquitos are for everyone?

356
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,265
Huh?

357
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,642
Oh, really?

358
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,936
- PHOTOGRAPHER: Uh-huh.
- Well, we're out of here!

359
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,646
And it's Conrad!

360
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,105
Run, kids!

361
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,649
- Run like the wind!
- All right.

362
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,985
WEXLER: Here we go.

363
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,031
Yeah, you know, once I
took him under my wing

364
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,490
and taught him
everything I knew,

365
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,816
there was never a doubt in
my mind we were going to win.

366
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,121
Let's go claim that prize.

367
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,791
Donnie, I got my finger cuffs.

368
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,043
That's great, Beans.

369
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,438
Now, why don't you cough
over the rest of those prize tickets

370
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,422
so I can buy Ally here
Professor Fuzz Fuzz?

371
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,342
You know, I don't think
that's going to work out.

372
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,430
Oh, and by the way,
his name's Esteban.

373
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,812
Hey, Beans... Beans,
we had a deal, man!

374
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,191
Hey, Al, I'm real...

375
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:11,984
(GROANS)

376
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,340
Guys? Twit?

377
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,509
- Oh, hey!
- Shh.

378
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,386
- How's it shaking, guys?
- Shh! Dude.

379
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,391
- What?
- Dude, there's no talking in the halls.

380
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,555
He'll hear us.

381
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,439
He hears everything,
and what are you wearing?

382
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,197
Don't you know about
Landau's dress code?

383
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,467
Oh, please. I wouldn't worry
about that too much longer.

384
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,064
(OVER P.A.): <i>Uh, excuse
me. This is Mr. Landau.</i>

385
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,667
<i>I'll just cut to the chase here;</i>

386
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,984
<i>as of today, I am no
longer your principal.</i>

387
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:57,613
(CHEERING)

388
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,865
- (LAUGHING)
<i>- Uh, I heard that.</i>

389
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,659
<i>I'm going to be
following my dream.</i>

390
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,537
<i>I've been offered a position
on an international cruise ship</i>

391
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,872
<i>entertaining the passengers
with my magical skills.</i>

392
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,584
<i>From now on, I'll be known
as the Amazing Landau.</i>

393
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,170
- (STUDENTS CHEERING)
- Dude, dude, how did you pull it off?

394
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,923
Well, you know,
I... I had a little help.

395
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,466
There it is.

396
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,969
"Dear Mr. Landau,"

397
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,637
"on behalf of our cruise line,"

398
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,532
"I have been authorized
to offer you employment"

399
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,015
"as our ship's magician!"

400
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,977
- He got the job, buddy!
- Hey, all right.

401
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,896
Well, we sent a very good
resume. Very professional.

402
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:32,814
I feel so naughty.

403
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,359
Oh, wow. There's a problem.

404
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,069
"Please report to
Helsinki, Finland,"

405
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,029
"where our world
cruise will begin."

406
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:43,075
Oh, no. How are we going
to get Mr. Landau to Finland?

407
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,370
I can't think of a better way
to spend my modeling money.

408
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,499
My friend, you are
a stinking genius.

409
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,626
You know, I thought the
same thing this morning.

410
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,004
So, I went and made this,
buddy. What do you think?

411
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,964
Nice, right? Landau, hey.

412
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,383
I just wanted to wish you
good luck in Helsinki, man.

413
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,319
- Yeah. We're really going to miss you.
- Yeah.

414
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,553
Not.

415
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,139
Did I just say that out loud?

416
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,808
Well, you'll be in good hands.

417
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,226
So...

418
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,353
see ya.

419
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,399
Oh. Well, he's not bad.

420
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,942
REN (OVER P.A.):
<i>Attention students.</i>

421
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,694
<i>I have a very special
announcement.</i>

422
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:23,908
I'd like you to welcome our new Principal
and our old Principal, Mr. Wexler.

423
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,078
I'm back!

424
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,290
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

425
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,344
Oh, right at a turbo!

426
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,304
(YELLS) You beat me again.

427
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:49,475
(WEXLER LAUGHS) That's
three games in a row. Mmm...

428
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,062
You know, I liked it better
when we were enemies.

429
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:53,813
Me, too.

430
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,607
- One more game.
- You got it. Okay.

431
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,752
(LAUGHS) All right, who's
your daddy? Who's your daddy?

432
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,403
- Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Say my name, say my name.

433
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,408
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)