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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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LOUIS: Guys!

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Guys, come on.

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Adjust the power,
it's too strong.

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Ow.

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(BEEPING)

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All right, okay,
how's that, buddy?

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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

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There we go.

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(RAP MUSIC
PLAYING) <i>Here we go...</i>

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Do you think we're
pushing science too far?

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I mean, inventing
things that shouldn't be.

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I mean, what if man was never
meant to walk on the ceiling?

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Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom,
man has been trying

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to walk on the
ceiling for centuries.

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Yeah, Tom, we're
just filling a need, man.

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Oh, well, that does
make it more noble.

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Doesn't that make
your head dizzy?

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Beans, what did I tell you
about spying on people?

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Don't get caught.

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Get out, man. There are things here
that no one your age should ever see.

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I've seen it all.

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Hey, what's this thing for?

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ALL: No!

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- (POWER TURNS DOWN)
- Oh...

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LOUIS: Ow... oh... Uh-oh.

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Come on, guys,
it was an accident.

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You're the accident, Beans.

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But wait... I had something
important to tell you.

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My cousin Chris is in town.

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There are more of you?

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- Oh, I just got a chill.
- Relax.

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But, wait, Chris is...
Get out, Beans, out!

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Sorry, Chris, change of plans.

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That's okay.

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ALL: Ew.

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We're supposed to put
this gunk on our face?

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It's smells nasty.

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Yeah, well, that's
the price of beauty.

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Yeah, that and $18.95.

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- Ow...
- Hey, Donnie, how are you feeling?

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(SIGHS) Crummy.

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ALL: Oh... DONNIE: Thanks.

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I'll be in my room icing my leg.

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Oh, and, uh, don't leave
those clay masks on too long

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or your face will get itchy.

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ALL: Thanks.

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(SIGHS)

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Hey, Donnie, um...

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do you want to hang out with us?

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Maybe it'll cheer you up?

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(SIGHS) I'm not really in the
mood to be cheered up right now.

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Ow... oh...

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Wow, that boy is depressed.

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I know. He's barely been
out of his room all week.

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BOTH: Oh...

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- What happened to him?
- Football injury.

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BOTH: (SARCASTICALLY)
Football injury.

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Guys, knock it off.

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BOTH: Knock it off.

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I'm serious.

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I... I haven't
seen him like this.

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I just wish that there was
something that we could do.

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LOUIS: Kicked you out?

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Out of this house?
No, Beans, no.

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No... we would never
do that, right, guys?

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- We'd never do that.
- Never, Beans, never.

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You see, Beans? We would just
not do... It's a misunderstanding.

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Yeah, Beans, you're,
like, our love lug, all right?

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And I'm sorry. We
need you back, man.

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Beans, just come back over.
We need you, right, guys?

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- Oh, yeah, bring sexy...
- Oh, yeah, absolutely.

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Are you sure?

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Beans, hey, buddy!

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Hey... there you go.

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- There you go.
- Beans, Beans, we missed you, buddy.

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- Yeah, we did, man.
- Really?

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Beans, I was just
telling these two guys,

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there's a hole in my heart
where Beans used to be.

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- A hole, Beans.
- Didn't I say that?

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Beans, I wrote a little poem

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entitled, "Where
Art Thou, Beansie?"

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"Like puppy dog whiskers
and baby-soft skin.

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- "Sweet..."
- LOUIS: Yeah, whatever, man.

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Hey, hey, so, uh, where's
your cousin, buddy?

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Why do you want to
meet her all of a sudden?

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'Cause she's related
to you! Come on.

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And you are like family to us.

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That's right... Brother Beans.

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Yeah, so, uh, dude,
where is she, man?

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Okay...

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I'll let one of you meet her.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Beans...
- What?

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How come just one, buddy?

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My cousin, my rules.

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No, no, it's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.

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So, uh, how do we go about
figuring out which one it is?

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(LAUGHING EVILLY)

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LOUIS (SHIVERING): Beans,
do you mind telling us what

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we're doing in here
for three hours, please?

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Okay, everyone stand up.

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Hop to it, come on.

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Okay. Now, let
me see your hands.

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Whose ever is
the pruniest, wins.

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- Ah, you're sick, Beans.
- What is that, Beans?

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Get a towel.

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BEANS: Mmm...
They're all equally pruny.

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All right, for your
next challenge,

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everyone up on the roof.

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- The roof?
- No, no, forget it.

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- No, forget.
- No way, Jose.

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Your ideas are ridiculous, man.

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All right, Beans, I'll
tell you what, all right?

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You let me meet your cousin and
you can have anything in that hamper.

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I've been through it.
There's nothing special.

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All right. Name your price, man.

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Hmm... I want to
go for a boat ride.

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Boat ride? That's
it? Boat... yes.

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- You, me and your cousin Chris, right?
- All right, it's a deal.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I'm going to show you
guys how to prune properly.

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(SPLASHING)

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What do you feel like doing?

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I don't know.

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What do you feel like doing?

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REN: Donnie?

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Hey, Ren, I'm in the middle
of something right now.

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I know... I see.

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But, um, well, we just can't seem
to get the lid off this moisturizer.

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Seeing how you're so
strong... would you mind?

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Sure, no problem.

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Wait, oil-based moisturizer?

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Oh, what? Is that bad?

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Well, I mean, not unless you
guys like clogging your pores.

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You know, I think I have
the stuff for you girls.

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Are you sure you have
time to help us, Donnie?

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Ren, you girls
need me right now.

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(SNICKERS) Oil-based...

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- Wow! Look at this stuff!
- Ooh...

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Golly, I don't believe it.

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Oh, my gosh, I never
knew you had this here.

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Nobody does.

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- It's a treasure trove.
- It's...

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Hey, you know, Donnie,
it's starting to itch.

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That's not an itch. That's
rejuvenating minty tingle.

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It tingles so good.

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Just wait till you try my
homemade scalp therapy.

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You'll love it. Let
me grab some towels.

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Hey, Donnie, you never told
us how you injured your leg.

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- I know it was football, but...
- DONNIE: Hey!

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We're not here to talk
about football, okay?

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We're here to talk about hair,
skin and nails. Is that clear?

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ALL: Yes.

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Hair, skin and
nails. Let me hear it.

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ALL: Hair, skin, nails.

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Great. Let's treat some scalps.

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(WHISPERING) I
don't know what to think.

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Now, remember, Stephano,
go slow, all right, man?

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I want this to be as
romantic as possible.

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- (RECORD SCRATCHING)
- Ahoy there, matey!

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Ahoy... yi-yi.

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Louis, this is my cousin Chris.

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Chris, hi, nice to meet you.

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Thank you.

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- Nice to meet you, too.
- Yes.

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When Bernard said
you were going to take us

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on a boat ride,

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I had no idea it was
going to be on a gondola.

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Well, I mean, if you got to
go, go gondola, you know?

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Batten down the hatches, matey.

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Oh, isn't he cute?

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So cute. So... cute.

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Shiver me timbers!

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Oh, oh, oh... hey, Beans,
can I talk to you real fast?

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- We'll be right back, all right?
- Okay.

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Beans, listen, man,

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I'm sorry, but I just... I
heard this bad news, dude.

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You see, I asked the gondola guy

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and he told me that only two passengers
are allowed on the boat at a time,

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so I'm going to have to
bring you back another day.

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But the sign says,
"three passengers."

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Right... uh... could you
do me a favor and, um...

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run back to my house, you know,

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'cause I forget my seasick
pills, and I need those.

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I know what you're trying to do.

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You're trying to blow me off
and put moves on my cousin.

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Beans...

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your perceptiveness is what
makes you a great sailor, buddy.

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Later!

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Stephano, anchors
away, bro! Let's go!

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- Oh, where's Bernard?
- Bernard? Uh...

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he... he got this bad gas bubble

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and didn't want to stray too
far from shore, you know?

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- CHRIS: Oh... that's too bad.
- LOUIS: Yeah.

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He really loves
hanging out with you.

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Oh, I love hanging out
with him, too. Come on.

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It's just, you know I have to
learn to give him some space,

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'cause sometimes
I get too clingy.

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- CHRIS: I know, he's so cute.
- LOUIS: He is the cutest.

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Yeah, so, you can't
really blame me.

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- Ah, this is so cool, Louis.
- Yeah, it's pretty.

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It's pretty out.

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I got an idea.

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How about we play.

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"Who can spot the nastiest
garbage in the water?"

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Uh, taco bag.

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Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one right there.

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BOTH: Beach ball!

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No, I said it first.

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- No way.
- I was like...

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(GIGGLES)

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LOUIS: Oh, nice find. Nice find.

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- What is it?
- (SCREAMS)

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Oh, man.

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(MUSIC PLAYING) <i>Now
you're here and I don't know why.</i>

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<i>Got a funny feeling inside...</i>

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Ready?

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Go. Oh, missed, go.

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CHRIS: Nice!

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Oh, man... Oh, man...

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<i>Are you the real thing?</i>

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CHRIS: Beans was right.

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You are an amazing guy.

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Oh, oh, I don't
know about amazing.

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- Spectacular, maybe.
- (CHUCKLES)

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Would it be okay if I
put my arm around you?

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Okay.

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Yeah?

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Some guys would just
do that on their own.

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00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,997
I liked that you asked, Louis.

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00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,750
Would it be okay if I kissed
you? (CLEARS THROAT)

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00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,377
What?

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00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,587
Uh...

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00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,715
Uh... what I said...

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was that, uh...

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would it... would it okay...

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if I, uh... you know...

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kissed you?

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(CHUCKLES)

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00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,311
Okay.

246
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,729
Yeah?

247
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,236
(SCREAMS)

248
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,238
Oh, no! Wow!

249
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:38,907
What's wrong?

250
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,867
Uh, what's... what's wrong?

251
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,787
Um... I have a rump
roast in the oven at home

252
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,457
and, so I... I got
to go back home.

253
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,167
Stephano, row, please.

254
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,461
Are we moving too fast?

255
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,464
Stephano, row! For the
love of Pete, row! Row!

256
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,179
TWITTY: So?

257
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,555
So... what?

258
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,057
So, what happened?

259
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,600
Happened? Nothing.

260
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,477
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened.

261
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,104
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going
to scam a romantic gondola ride

262
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,671
with Beans' cousin, and you're
not going to tell us about it?

263
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,025
Twitty, back off!

264
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,069
I don't kiss and
tell, all right?

265
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:20,531
He kissed her! He
kissed her! Woo! Yeah!

266
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:21,991
Right here.

267
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,451
Tom, what are you doing?

268
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,370
What are you doing?

269
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,038
It's a guy thing.

270
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,624
You know, when one of
your buds gets a little action.

271
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,167
Can you please talk to him?

272
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,752
Tom, come here, buddy.

273
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,879
There comes a time...

274
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,673
Oh, Louis.

275
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,359
Louis, how'd it go
with Beans' cousin?

276
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,802
Why does everybody keep
asking me that, all right?

277
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,305
It's nobody's business, all
right? Nobody's business!

278
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,350
Um, do we need to have
one of our little talks?

279
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,811
I think so, yes. Yeah.

280
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,439
So, what you're saying
is she had Beans' head?

281
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,816
On her shoulders,

282
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:58,403
where her head was supposed to
be, that's where Beans' head was.

283
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,905
I see two-headed people.

284
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:06,119
Hmm. And where was Beans while
you were having this little problem?

285
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,162
Beans. Um, I don't know.

286
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,915
I blew him off, so me
and Chris could be alone.

287
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,584
And how did that make you feel?

288
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,089
Uh... f... fine?

289
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,259
Look, there's no right
or wrong answer to this.

290
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,052
You just have to be honest.

291
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,390
I mean, honestly, I have
never really thought about it

292
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,268
'cause that's just the way
I always treat Beans, so...

293
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,728
I see.

294
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:35,982
Well, it could be that, subconsciously,
you felt guilty about blowing off Beans

295
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:40,069
and then that guilt caused you to
see Beans' head on Chris' body.

296
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,947
Right. So, um, I
mean, is that gonna...

297
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,996
is that gonna happen?
Every time I see her now?

298
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,409
Well, maybe.

299
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,870
Unless you make it up to Beans.

300
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,079
Right.

301
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,622
Well, how?

302
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,374
(SIGHS)

303
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,711
Louis, Beans looks up
to you like a big brother.

304
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,880
- Right.
- TAWNY: Okay, just spend time with him

305
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,715
and show him that you care.

306
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,134
And then your
conscience will be cleared.

307
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,430
(WHISTLING MERRY TUNE)

308
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,350
BEANS: We're going to spend
the whole day together fishing?

309
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,851
That's right, little buddy.

310
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,936
We're going to have
the bestest time ever.

311
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,855
Whee!

312
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,775
(LAUGHS)

313
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:24,822
Tawny... you're going to
be a great shrink someday.

314
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,370
Someday? Okay.

315
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:35,792
- Hi, honey.
- Hey.

316
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,503
- Donnie up in his room?
- Yeah, probably.

317
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,922
I picked him up a couple
of football magazines.

318
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,465
Maybe that'll cheer him up.

319
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,718
Hey, when did these
uniforms get so tight?

320
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,637
Those are for Donnie.

321
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,350
Well, hey, Cindy.

322
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,310
Put a smock on. Be
right with you, honey.

323
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,021
- Love the pants.
- I know.

324
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,356
Cords are back.

325
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,607
I know.

326
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,528
Donnie, honey,
can you come here?

327
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,823
Wh... What's going on here?

328
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,449
Total craziness,
Mom. Look at this.

329
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,056
We got split ends,
we got hangnails,

330
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,839
we got dry spots like
you wouldn't believe.

331
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,831
(CHUCKLING) Well, okay.

332
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,250
So, uh, you feeling better?

333
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,752
Ready to play in that
big game tomorrow?

334
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,671
I wish. Look at me, Dad.

335
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,089
I'm still hobbling around here.

336
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:24,507
It's obscene.

337
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,636
Yeah, well, uh, I... I brought
you some magazines, huh?

338
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,556
Football.

339
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,892
(SNICKERING) Dad, I don't
think the ladies are into football.

340
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,479
You know, just, uh, throw
them up in my room for me.

341
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,526
Oh, and Mom, later we should
do something about those roots.

342
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,611
(CHUCKLES)

343
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,280
You're grounded.

344
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,993
Donnie, I'm burning
up under this thing.

345
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,997
Monique, what are
you doing? Not so fast.

346
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,623
You still have five minutes.

347
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,798
Hey, Coach, do you think I want to
miss the biggest game of the season?

348
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:09,677
No, it's just this ankle,
you know? It's still sore.

349
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,929
Okay, Coach.

350
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,725
Hey, um, tell the team
I love 'em and I'm sorry.

351
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,268
Okay.

352
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,521
- Hey, Donnie.
- Yeah?

353
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,689
Think fast.

354
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,074
That was a nice catch.

355
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,786
Your ankle seems fine.

356
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,789
Maybe it just got better.

357
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,042
Maybe it's been
better for a while.

358
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,632
Do you want to tell me
what's going on here, Donnie?

359
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,552
Ren, you're right. I'm fine now.

360
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,721
I just... I don't
want to go back.

361
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,473
Well, what happened out there?

362
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,768
I disgraced myself in
front of 1,500 people.

363
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,022
(CROWD CHEERING)

364
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,942
ANNOUNCER:
<i>Touchdown, Donnie Stevens.</i>

365
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,779
<i>Okay, I think he's
taking this a little too far.</i>

366
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,658
- (GASPS)
- ANNOUNCER:<i> Whoa, that had to hurt.</i>

367
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,451
<i>But he had it coming.</i>

368
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,204
(GROANING)

369
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,415
I mean, I can't go
back to my school.

370
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,875
Everyone laughed at me.

371
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,587
I just want to run away
to Canada, New Jersey.

372
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,589
Okay, Donnie, look at me.

373
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:32,218
- I can't. (SIGHS)
- Hey, look at me.

374
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,513
Now, listen, you are the
best player on that team.

375
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,806
Okay, okay, so maybe

376
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,766
the dance didn't
really work out that well

377
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,560
but your team needs you.

378
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,479
What happens when I
score on the touchdown?

379
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,147
I mean, do I celebrate or not?

380
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,983
Of course, you earned it.

381
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,610
But, you know, just
light bootie shaking.

382
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,239
Okay. How about
the jazz hands? Hey...

383
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,575
Ah... below the shoulders.

384
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,744
Hey... Okay, perfect.

385
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,955
Okay, okay. Hey, thanks, sis.

386
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,248
I owe you a brow wax.

387
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,420
All right, Beansy ready for a
fun-filled day of fishing, man?

388
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,381
I hate fish. They
smell like fish.

389
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,508
Beans, come on, man.
We're supposed to go fishing.

390
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:13,676
Remember, you said?

391
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,177
Hey, I know.

392
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,513
Look, I got one of your comics.

393
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,973
Oh, you are...

394
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:23,561
- Beans, what are you doing, man?
- Oops.

395
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,063
- I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.

396
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,333
It just took me three years
to find this one, all right?

397
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,151
Ah, well, you're still young.

398
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,777
Hey, let's play a board game.

399
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,529
Don't...

400
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,032
Stay out of my closet, man!

401
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:43,080
- Oops, sorry. Are you mad at me?
- No, it's fine. I love cleaning stuff.

402
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,333
Okay, that's good.

403
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,335
How does this
thing work, anyway?

404
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,338
- (WHIRRING)
- Beans!

405
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,632
Oh, my... ha-ha!
It's that... yeah!

406
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,300
What's wrong with this thing?

407
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,511
Oh, my! Oh! Ouch!

408
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,889
Oh, I'm sorry. Are
you mad at me now?

409
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,016
Am I mad at you now?

410
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,768
Yes, I'm mad at you now, Beans!

411
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,353
Too bad.

412
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,687
Okay, okay, okay, okay!

413
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:07,855
Okay, okay!

414
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,316
(GROANING)

415
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:16,322
You know, Beans, I'm trying to
be nice to you, man, but it hurts.

416
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,117
ANNOUNCER: <i>And there goes
Donnie Stevens, just back from his injury.</i>

417
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,453
<i>Everybody's wondering
the same thing:</i>

418
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,663
<i>Does he still have it?</i>

419
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,039
<i>He scores!</i>

420
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,715
<i>- Oh, no!</i>
- CROWD: <i>Oh!</i>

421
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,362
ANNOUNCER: <i>Didn't
he learn his lesson?</i>

422
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,803
<i>He was just joking!</i>

423
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,640
<i>That young man has got
an all-star sense of humor.</i>

424
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,895
CROWD: <i>Oh!</i>

425
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,193
Hey, Chris, um, thanks
for meeting me here today.

426
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,070
Louis, are you okay?

427
00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,491
I... I know I acted, you
know, strange the other day.

428
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,659
You did.

429
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,703
I thought we were
having a pretty fun time.

430
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,247
No, we were. We were having...
we were having a good time.

431
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,332
We were having a
good time. But, uh...

432
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:13,421
just that when I, uh, when
I leaned in to kiss you...

433
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,216
uh... I saw something.

434
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,010
Stars? Fireworks?

435
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,723
Uh, c... close. Um...

436
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,683
I saw Beans.

437
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,144
What?

438
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,645
Yeah. Beans.

439
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:32,106
He was, uh... See,
his face was on...

440
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,274
He was just...

441
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,528
It's very, very strange, I
know. It's hard to explain.

442
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:42,032
But, uh... this is
not going to work.

443
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,787
- Well, then I guess this is good-bye.
- Yeah.

444
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,381
Could, uh, could we
try that one more time?

445
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,176
- Sure.
- Okay.

446
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,644
Still you.

447
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,524
It's still you. Oh, man! Wow!

448
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,860
I'm going to be all right!
I'm going to be okay!

449
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,237
Oh! What is that?

450
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,782
(BEANS' VOICE)
Louis, what's wrong?

451
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,867
You're making me
feel self-conscious.

452
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,703
Uh, I forgot that

453
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:31,624
I have a dentist appointment
that I have to go to.

454
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,294
Please, someone help me!

455
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,505
(SCREAMING)

456
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,677
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

457
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,223
<i>Rock the house.</i>

458
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:51,811
<i>Here we go.</i>

459
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,065
<i>Rock the house.</i>

460
00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,443
<i>Here we go.</i>

461
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,950
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)