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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA) <i>And
here comes the visiting dive team</i>

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<i>from Jefferson Junior High.</i>

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(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

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Okay, where's Louis?

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(BEEPING)

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Oh, that's Doris.

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We have Mother/Son
Jazzercise at 4:30.

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Uh, Tom, Louis said
to meet him here.

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You can leave if you want to
but he sounded pretty serious.

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ANNOUNCER: <i>And now let's hear it</i>

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<i>for the Lawrence
Junior High Wombats.</i>

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(APPLAUDING)

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Who's that hooded guy?

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Oh, dude.

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You've got to be kidding me.

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I'm canceling Mother.

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ANNOUNCER: Diving first
for Jefferson, Brandon Binkley.

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(CLAPPING)

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- Okay, Stevens, let's loosen you up.
- Got it.

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You know, Stevens, I'm
glad you joined the team.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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You don't stink so bad.

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Thanks, Coach.
Always an inspiration.

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Now take your
time, and, uh, focus.

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And keep your eye on the...

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water.

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ANNOUNCER: <i>Our
first diver from Lawrence,</i>

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<i>Louis Stevens.</i>

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- He looks pretty good up there, huh?
- Yeah, he's actually not a bad diver.

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TAWNY: But he never really seemed
like a team player kind of guy, you know?

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Well, I think this is a
very positive step forward

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and he deserves our support.

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Go Louis! It's your birthday!

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Get your dive on!

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Shh! Shh, Tom.

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(CHUCKLING)

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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Ruby, what are you doing?

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Okay, as you know next week
the school awards come out

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so I've been conducting an
informal poll to see who's going to win.

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Oh, really?

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Why couldn't you just wait

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till the yearbook comes
out like everybody else?

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And I'd want to
do that because...?

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Because you should just wait and
let the votes fall where they may.

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Then I guess you don't care that
you're a lock for Most School Spirit.

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So, what else?

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Well, it looks like
Ren is going to win

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the big three.

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(GASPING)

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You're kidding.

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Yup, Most Likely to Succeed,

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Most Intelligent,
and Best Personality.

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Oh, I guess I
could live with that.

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So, who's in the
lead for Best Smile?

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Oh, um, that would
be Kelly Cohen.

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- Oh.
- Kelly? Oh.

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Just out of curiosity,

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how did I do in that category?

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Oh, well, you did okay.

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Oh, just okay.

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Excuse me.

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So, guess who got Best Flirt.

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Angela.

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Oh, yeah.

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Honey, look. See
if you can spot...

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There's a spoon...

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- There it is.
- Oh, you got it.

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Be careful, don't bend it.
You got it. You're so good.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I think someone wants
their allowance early.

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Ah.

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REN: Oh, no. But I'll
take it if you're giving it out.

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I was just wondering what
you thought of my smile.

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You have a really nice smile.

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Great.

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Thanks.

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Would you say that it's
"great" or "wonderful"?

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You know, I don't know

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like, uh, one of those.

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Best Smile in the little
school award thingies?

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I won the Best Smile at school.

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Oh, you did?

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There it is. Radiant. I never
thought I had a good smile.

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Oh, you have a wonderful smile.

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Remember that picture
you took at Valley Forge?

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What? I stubbed my toe.

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That wasn't a
smile, I was wincing.

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- Well you have a very cute wince.
- You think so?

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(CHUCKLING)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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So, it's agreed. I
have a good smile.

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Yeah, it's a beauty.

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Honey, you are late.

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Oh, well, you know, I was, uh you
know, detention let out late today.

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- That's what happened.
- Oh, detention.

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See, I thought you
were at diving practice.

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What? You're on the diving team?

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Well, um...

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Yeah, and you know, at the meet
yesterday, he made such a big splash.

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- Louis, why didn't you tell us?
- LOUIS: Tell you?

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I thought I did. I told you.

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Oh, look at that.
What's for dinner?

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That's great. How's it going?

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Yeah, how's it going?

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I wish I wasn't so
wrapped up at work.

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Mr. Kupchek's got me
running ragged down there.

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- I'd love to come and see you.
- Oh...

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I could clear my whole
schedule and be there tomorrow.

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You don't have to do that.

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Because, um, you know,
I get all nervous and...

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For the love of cotton!

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What is that in your mouth?!

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It's a beast. I'm going
to go get you a toothpick.

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I don't need no
stinking toothpick.

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(MOTOR HUMS)

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(SUCTION NOISE)

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GIRL 1: Love your smile.

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- BOY 1: Nice smile, Ren.
- BOY 2: All right, Ren.

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Hey.

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BOY 3: Hey, nice smile. Ren.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(WIND BLOWS)

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(BELL TOLLS)

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(WESTERN-LIKE THEME PLAYS)

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Tom, why are you
wearing nose plugs?

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Oh, well, if I get

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one splash of water up my nose,
I become very uncomfortable.

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And you don't want to
see me very uncomfortable.

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I become Crazy Guy.

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Tom, I've seen your Crazy
Guy. It's not that crazy.

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There are a couple of seats
right up front here, Mr. Kupchek.

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Oh, Stevens, is this
really necessary?

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Oh, these wood
bleachers are so hard, sir.

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I wanted to make sure you
had more bottom padding.

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Stevens, no need to kiss up.

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You mean I made partner?

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I didn't say that.

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Oh.

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But I am impressed that you asked
me to your son's dive competition.

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At Kupchek and Kupchek,
we take family very seriously.

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As do I, sir. As do I.

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How 'bout another seat cushion?

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Stevens, please.

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Hey, Coach Tugnut.

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Good luck today.

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- Nice material.
- Thank you.

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It's the finest Italian suede.

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Too bad.

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ANNOUNCER: <i>Our first diver
this afternoon will be Louis Stevens</i>

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<i>from Lawrence Junior High.</i>

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(CHEERING)

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(CHANTING) <i>Louis! Louis! Louis!</i>

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Your son seems very popular.

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That's my boy.

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Through and through.

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(CHEERING)

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You know, he's not
just spreading water,

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he's spreading joy.

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You know,

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I thought he had a nice
form coming off the board,

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but was a tad
sloppy in his entry.

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That's fine, I'll get a cab.

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We'll talk about
that partnership.

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Louis!

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Hey, look.

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I know what it's
like to get laughs.

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I used to do an impression of the
head counselor at Camp Weems.

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Skit Night.

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Boy, there were no
courtesy laughs there.

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Anyway, he used to spit
when he talked, you know?

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Stay out of the seat bed.

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(LAUGHS)

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Dad, listen.

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That might have been
funny back in the old days,

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but that's not funny anymore.

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Times have changed.
Nobody's laughing, Dad.

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Yeah, and I'll tell you someone else
who wasn't laughing now... my boss.

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You ruined his suit.

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Dad...

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you know, I... I know I saw this
lot but, uh, how about this time,

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we don't make a big
deal out of it, huh?

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Look, Lou, it is a big deal.

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Let me tell you something.

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When I showed up at the
meet, I was so proud of you.

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For once... one
beautiful moment...

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I thought, "Hey, he's finally
serious about something."

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Dad, I was just having fun.

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You know, I'm a kid.
That's what I do, I have fun.

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Is that what it is?

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Just going to go through
your whole life being a clown?

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You know, it may be fun now,

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but where are you going
to be ten years from now?

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STEVE: <i>It may be fun now,</i>

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<i>but where are you going
to be ten years from now?</i>

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<i>Ten years from
now...</i> (MUSIC PLAYS)

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(PEOPLE CHATTING)

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And since Janey's
pregnant again,

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we're probably going to have
to add on a fourth bedroom.

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- How is the music business going, Twitty?
- Oh, it's sweet.

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It's sweet. Yeah, I'm flying out
tomorrow morning to New York.

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We're signing this hot new
band called Angry Sock.

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- Oh, we saw them in Rome.
- Oh, yeah?

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Oh, Vincenzo, remember when
we saw the Angry Sock in Rome?

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(ITALIAN ACCENT) In Rome,
I saw nothing but you, bella.

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LOUIS: What's up, guys?

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- Hey! What's up, man?
- How you doing, man?

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I like the look. I like this
new thing you're doing.

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Who's this? What's up,
buddy? How you doing?

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I like the family.

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You got the family.
How you doing?

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How's life, guys? Hmm?

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It's good. It's going good?

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Whoa, check out
Tugnut over there.

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My... wow!

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Well, it's hard to believe
that it's been ten years.

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I'm glad to see that many of you have
gone on to bigger and better things.

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(LAUGHS)

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Stevens!

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That's the whipped cream joke
we used to do, buddy... right?

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Never gets old.

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Why does this grown
man act like a child?

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I don't know.

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- We used to think it was funny.
- (BABY CRIES)

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Uh, well, it was nice
seeing all of you again, but...

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Tom Junior seems to be
getting a little cranky, so...

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(BABY CRYING)

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Take care.

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Mm. Yes, sir, Tom.

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Hey, good old Tom.

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Well, at least you don't have to hang
with your mom anymore, right, Tom?

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Actually, she's
waiting up for us.

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Right.

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Oh, yeah. We have to run, too.

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Um, Vincenzo and I have
to be in Milan in the morning

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to launch our new
fashion line. Call me?

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Ciao, Louis.

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Oh, no. I'm not that
hungry. I already ate, thanks.

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(LAUGHS)

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(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

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- What's the deal with her, man?
- I don't know.

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- You don't know?
- No.

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So, what's up, dude? What's
happening in Twitty's world, man?

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00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,376
It's good. You know,
still doing the music thing.

250
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,837
I didn't want to tell you
while they were around,

251
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,107
but listen, I took the engine
out of my dad's lawnmower.

252
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,216
The red one that he used
to have in the garage?

253
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,695
I took that out, I jerry-rigged
it to a couple apple crates...

254
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,554
- Um, Louis...
- It's so fast, man.

255
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,805
You know what?

256
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,932
I have a flight I have
to catch in the morning.

257
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,518
So, I'm... you know what? Let
me drop you an e-mail, though.

258
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,365
- Yeah, do that.
- Let me get your address.

259
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,482
It's Commander Poopie
Pants at laughssat.net

260
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,941
with a "K"... "Kommander."

261
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,693
- Fine.
- All right, man.

262
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,653
So, just, you know,
give a little ring ding...

263
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,741
Just let me know, all right?

264
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,581
- Oh. Food fight!
- MAN: Ow!

265
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,167
Oh, um... hi.

266
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,714
No.

267
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,217
(SIGHS)

268
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,809
- Ren?
- Yeah.

269
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,186
- I'm not doing this anymore.
- Doing what?

270
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,396
That.

271
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,981
Uh... hello. What
are you talking about?

272
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,484
Okay. I can see
where this is going.

273
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,860
Bye-bye.

274
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,070
Bye.

275
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,280
Ren, you heard her.

276
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,990
It's over. Knock it off

277
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,742
- with the smiling, already.
- Really?

278
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,119
I can't!

279
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,204
What do you mean, you can't?

280
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,123
I can't. It is stuck.

281
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,708
- It's stuck?
- It's stuck!

282
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:18,876
Don't panic, all right?

283
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,045
Your muscles must have
cramped from all that smiling.

284
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,630
Oh, yeah? What am I going to do?

285
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,590
I have to sing in front
of the whole school

286
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,092
at the dive meet
in five minutes!

287
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,760
Don't worry. I have an idea.

288
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,267
- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Dad, what's up?

289
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,685
- How you doing?
- Good.

290
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,088
I didn't know you
were so limber.

291
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,354
I'm just stretching it out.

292
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,998
I don't want to hurt anything on
my knee ten years from now, huh?

293
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,650
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

294
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,820
Hey, about sending you
to your room last night... I...

295
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,156
Oh. Uh-oh. Dad, can
you help me, please?

296
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,490
Oh, that's rich, Lou.

297
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,375
Dad, seriously, can
you please grab that leg?

298
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,011
- Oh, sorry. What is it?
- Grab this leg.

299
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,287
- Uh-huh.
- And... ow!

300
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,247
- Oh.
- How's that?

301
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,498
- Much better.
- That's good.

302
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:58,624
- Thank you.
- Sure.

303
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,043
Oh, I didn't ask you.
What are you doing here?

304
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,671
Look, Son, I wish you
would take this seriously,

305
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,549
but I'm your Dad, and
I'm here to support you,

306
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,050
no matter what you do.

307
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,510
- Thanks, Dad.
- Sure.

308
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,053
Seriously, thank you.

309
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,770
All right, this is it, dude.
This is your moment. This is it.

310
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,915
Your whole life has been
leading up to this, okay?

311
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,459
And everyone wants to know.
Are you going to do the cannon ball,

312
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,111
the can opener... or this is
my personal favorite, okay?

313
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,321
The butt bomb?

314
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,907
Yeah, um... Twitty,
I was thinking.

315
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,493
- Uh, about a lot of things.
- No. No, no, don't tell me that.

316
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,495
Yeah, I just think I
might do a regular dive.

317
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,621
No! Why, why?

318
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,223
- I don't know. I...
- (GIRLS CHEERING)

319
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,625
Maybe I've just been clowning
around too much, you know?

320
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,960
Not at all. Okay, you have
just hit your stride, okay?

321
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,004
- And you cannot disappoint...
- I know, but...

322
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,287
your fans and your friends.

323
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,549
The people that make you
what you are. Look at them.

324
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,053
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

325
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,931
(CHANTING)<i> Louis, Louis, Louis.</i>

326
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,600
There we go.

327
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,083
With a little clever contouring
and some strategic eye shadow

328
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,772
to distract from the mouth, I
think we've got something here.

329
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,274
Ruby, I got to go.

330
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,569
- How do I look?
- Uh... yeah.

331
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,404
No, hey, maybe take a scarf.

332
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,739
Maybe it'll help or something.

333
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,907
Huh?

334
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,117
Hey, cut through the
steam room. It's faster.

335
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,878
Stevens?

336
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,299
Uh, the reflection of
the pool is blinding.

337
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,261
So, what are you doing here?

338
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,888
Well, it seems like
word of your boy's antics

339
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,765
has filtered down
to the first grade.

340
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,142
I want to see the
Cannonball Kid!

341
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,894
Great.

342
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,354
Enjoy the show.

343
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,360
Please welcome Ren Stevens

344
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,237
who will sing the school song,

345
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,447
"Fight On, Ye Mighty Wombats."

346
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,908
(APPLAUSE)

347
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,246
(LAUGHS)

348
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,706
That's my daughter.

349
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,583
Top student. We're very proud.

350
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,254
Look, Daddy... a clown!

351
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,424
(LAUGHTER)

352
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,556
(MUSIC PLAYS)

353
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,224
(SINGS OUT OF TUNE) <i>Fight on...</i>

354
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,768
(JAW CREAKING)

355
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:27,231
<i>Fight on, ye mighty wombats.</i>

356
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,818
<i>Raise thy furry paws high.</i>

357
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,614
<i>Hail to the green and gold.</i>

358
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:38,492
<i>Fight, wombats, fight!</i>

359
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,580
(LAUGHTER)

360
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,637
Thank you. (LAUGHS)

361
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,349
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

362
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,309
(CHUCKLES)

363
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,853
You must be very proud, Stevens.

364
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,024
ANNOUNCER: <i>Let the dives, begin!</i>

365
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,506
<i>Next up, from
Lawrence Junior High,</i>

366
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,757
<i>Louis Stevens.</i>

367
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,008
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

368
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,220
BOY: Cannon ball! Cannon ball!

369
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,846
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

370
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,807
CROWD: (CHANTING)
<i>Louis, Louis, Louis...</i>

371
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,435
(CHANTING) <i>Slam dunk,
slam dunk, slam dunk...</i>

372
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:51,691
<i>Soak us, soak us, soak us...</i>

373
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,663
(SOFT GROAN)

374
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,004
No slow clap?

375
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,464
Okay.

376
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,843
(GIRLS GASPING)

377
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,054
LOUIS: You know what?

378
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:23,931
From this day forward,

379
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,267
let it be known...
I am not a clown.

380
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,103
Um, dude.

381
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,479
What?

382
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,200
Thank you.

383
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:54,253
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

384
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,819
Well, I am home from
school with nothing to hide.

385
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,654
I'm really bad
at this, aren't I?

386
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,531
I know you are.
It's great. Spill it.

387
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,824
- (CHUCKLES)
- Okay.

388
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,159
The yearbook came out.

389
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,744
Come on, come on.
Open, open, open.

390
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:27,953
Hold on, one second.

391
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,205
Oh!

392
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,123
Oh, honey.

393
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,500
Best Personality.

394
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,918
Most Intelligent.

395
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,669
Most Likely to Succeed.

396
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,338
Ren, this is wonderful.

397
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,924
Yeah, and there's one more.

398
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,475
(LAUGHS)

399
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,394
Mom, I really wasn't
trying to be funny.

400
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:53,979
You should have tried harder.

401
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,189
Oh.

402
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,982
(LAUGHS) Honey, look.

403
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,735
(LAUGHS)

404
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,283
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)