1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:01,418 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,253 (ALARM CLOCK RINGS) 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:14,765 (SLURPING) 4 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,871 (LIGHTSABERS BUZZ) 5 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,040 (EXPLOSION) 6 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,505 I cannot believe it. 7 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,883 Barry Hudson Jr. Is coming here to Lawrence? 8 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,593 I have to be his biggest fan. 9 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,805 Ah, Ren, relax. Let's be professional. 10 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,015 He may be a Broadway star 11 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,643 or recording artist and an amazing actor 12 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,937 but he's just a regular person and... 13 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:04,815 Oh, his chopper's landing! His chopper's landing! 14 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,609 (HELICOPTER BLADE WHIRRING) 15 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:13,031 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 16 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,540 Mr. Hudson, thank you so much for volunteering your time 17 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,875 to help select students for the new arts conservatory! 18 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,086 My pleasure. I'm a SAC-town kid myself. 19 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,923 Wish I had a program like this when I was in school. 20 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,675 And now, let me introduce 21 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,177 - the pride and joy of our school... - Excuse me. 22 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,638 I'm so, so, so sorry I am late. 23 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,600 I am State Senator Eileen Stevens 24 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,644 and I sponsor the bill that funded the arts program. 25 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:43,895 I'm your biggest fan. 26 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,731 - (EILEEN GIGGLES) - WEXLER: Yes. 27 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:48,900 And now let us introduce the other pride and joy of our school... 28 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,361 her daughter, Ren Stevens. 29 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,697 - BARRY: My pleasure. - Oh! 30 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,064 Will you be auditioning today? 31 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,701 Um... No, I wish I could, 32 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,988 but auditions are only for seventh and eighth graders, 33 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,581 and, well, I'll be here to help any way I can. 34 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:05,417 So, I'll be, uh, coordinating your help, or... 35 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:08,462 helping you coordinate whatever needs coordinating and... 36 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,172 (BOTH LAUGHING) 37 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:11,632 I'm... I'm a big fan, too. 38 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,092 Well, we have about an hour before auditions begin. 39 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,094 Perhaps you'd like a tour of our facilities. 40 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,346 BOTH: I'll do it. 41 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,514 - (CHUCKLES) What? Honey... - Wha... 42 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:22,351 - EILEEN: Don't you have class now? - Oh, just study hall. 43 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,978 Well, then, sweetheart you need to go study. 44 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,438 (EILEEN CHUCKLES) 45 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,483 Please allow me, Mr. Barry Hudson Jr. (LAUGHS) 46 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,706 Ta-da! (GOOFY LAUGH) So, what do you think? 47 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:48,085 Think that will add a little, uh, pizzazz to my audition? 48 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,920 Uh, it's interesting, 49 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,798 but I think I would stick with singing 'cause that's your strength. 50 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,299 Ye... right. 51 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,844 I... I can't believe they're opening up an arts conservatory! 52 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,639 I mean, imagine how stimulating it'll be 53 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,808 to be surrounded by all the sophisticated types 54 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:05,394 who share your creative interests. 55 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:08,063 Well, I don't know. We could have it around here. 56 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,606 LOUIS: Tommy, check it out! 57 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,233 Be careful. Grab at the face. 58 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,068 - What is this? - That's a gum blob. 59 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,821 - LOUIS: Yes. - Very sophisticated. 60 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,131 - Thank, you, Tom. - Oh, yeah. 61 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,995 See, it's a painstaking process. We had to get that stuff off the floor. 62 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,785 - Desks. - Yeah, bathroom stall. 63 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,162 - Wait, this is used gum? - BOTH: Oh, yeah. 64 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,706 - Ew! - Ew! 65 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,582 - No! - Oh! 66 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,712 - (PANTING) - LOUIS: Oh! 67 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,172 - TWITTY: Oh, that was close. - Ew. 68 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,299 Tom, are you trying to give me a heart attack? 69 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,885 We put over 150 man-hours into this baby. 70 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,138 He's stressed out! Give him a neck rub! 71 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,056 You savage. 72 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,351 Tom, I don't get it. 73 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,562 I mean, why do you want to go to a school 74 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,397 full of drama dorks and dance dweebs? 75 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,191 - Well, I... I... - No! Tom, hold on. 76 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,193 Do you realize where you'll be going? 77 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,920 Let's just think about it for a second. 78 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,073 You're gonna the Sacramento Arts Conservatory for Creative Youth. 79 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,534 S.A.C.C.Y., Tom. 80 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,077 SACCY! 81 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,788 I don't see what an acronym has to do with anything. 82 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:07,956 Tom, listen. 83 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:11,001 Everyone in that school is gonna be walking around 84 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,544 in tights and feathered caps. 85 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:13,712 Does that sound like fun? 86 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,672 Well... 87 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,382 what color is the feather? 88 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,801 TAWNY: What is wrong with Tom following his passion? 89 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,554 He has a creative soul and he wants to be around the people 90 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,639 that appreciate the beautiful things in life. 91 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,642 App... We appreciate the beautiful things in life! 92 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,769 Look at the gem we found underneath the bleachers. 93 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,730 Wait, you find that beautiful? 94 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,775 Oh, yeah, look, the bubble's still intact. What are you talking about? 95 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,610 Okay. You know what? I've had enough. 96 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,487 Okay, Tom, let's go. 97 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,155 Toodles. 98 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,785 Look, buddy, it's still got the teeth marks. 99 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,578 Aw, sweet! Right there. 100 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:49,915 (TOOTING LOW NOTES) 101 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,925 You're doing the same thing you did last time. 102 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,754 Where is he? Is... Is he here? 103 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,215 I'm so nervous that my ruffles are wilting. I... 104 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,133 Tom, chill out, okay? 105 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,070 Barry Hudson Jr. will be here in a couple minutes, ladies and gentlemen, 106 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,846 and the audition process will begin. 107 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,348 He's ten minutes late! 108 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,767 It's rude! It's... It's unprofessional! 109 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:12,437 It's... It's Barry Hudson Jr.! Oh! 110 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,607 Sir, I am a huge fan! 111 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:16,942 REN: Tom, sit! 112 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,570 I am so sorry. I apologize, sir. 113 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:23,198 You see, some people they just act so fawny 114 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,699 when they get around 115 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:28,203 actor, celebrity-type people like yourself. 116 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,455 No, I'm sorry, Ren. Senator Stevens' tour... 117 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,958 Uh-uh-uh, please. Eileen. 118 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,334 - Eileen's tour... - Mm-hmm. 119 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,021 Took a little longer than we expected. 120 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,672 (CHUCKLES) Maybe it wouldn't have if I knew where anything was. 121 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,216 - (BOTH LAUGH) - Yep. 122 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,553 Well, um, Eileen, Senator, 123 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:47,556 Mom, you need to go 'cause we have auditions to start. 124 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,015 Of course, of course. 125 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,517 Well, I will see you tonight. 126 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:51,977 - BARRY: Good. - Tonight? 127 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,062 Your mom invited me for a home-cooked meal. 128 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,357 Oh... wait, in... in our house? 129 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,943 Unless you want me to eat in the driveway. 130 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,945 (EILEEN LAUGHS) Isn't that funny? 131 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,781 "In the driveway." Very good. (LAUGHING) 132 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:05,949 "In the dr... In..." 133 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:09,286 - Oh, yeah. Well, uh, seven o'clock then. - Wonderful. 134 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,829 All right, well, uh-huh. 135 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,707 - (CHUCKLES) - BARRY: Okay. 136 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,626 (HORN TOOTING LOW NOTES) 137 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,336 They started, they started. 138 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:26,136 (PLAYING RAMBLING MELODY POORLY) 139 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,471 Yeah, my Uncle Gus can play the same song 140 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,473 - without the tuba. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 141 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,559 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 142 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,269 Oh, you know, we're supporting Tom. 143 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,104 What, in goofing all the auditioners? 144 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,231 Ah, yeah, that, too. Come on, take a seat. 145 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,401 (MONOTONOUS TOOTING CONTINUES) 146 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,491 Thank you, Darren. You hit some nice notes there. 147 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:54,289 (PEPPY, DOWN-HOME TUNE PLAYS) 148 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:02,881 (GIGGLES) 149 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:06,092 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 150 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:16,770 Okay, next we have Thomas L. Gribalski. 151 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,481 (JOGGING FOOTSTEPS) 152 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,483 BARRY: Hello, Thomas. 153 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,485 So, why do you want to transfer to SACCY? 154 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:26,821 The question isn't, "Why do I want to?" 155 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,907 It's, "How can I not?" 156 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,953 Well, okay. Let's see what you got. 157 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:34,913 Hit it, Doris. 158 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,665 (PLAYING UPBEAT, JAZZY INTRO) 159 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:37,958 (SINGING OFF-KEY) 160 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:43,463 I want a girl Just like the girl. 161 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:49,761 That married dear old Dad Look at Dad. 162 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:54,099 She was a pearl. 163 00:07:54,265 --> 00:08:00,855 And the only girl that Daddy He ever had. 164 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,065 Yeah! 165 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,945 I want a girl. 166 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:11,491 Just like the girl that married. 167 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,953 Dear old Dad, yeah! 168 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,329 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 169 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,583 BARRY: Thank you, Tom. 170 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,044 That was quite... interesting. 171 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,421 "Interesting." 172 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:25,880 Really? Uh... 173 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,512 So long, suckers. 174 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,597 That was a fun afternoon. 175 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,100 - Let's get going. - Yeah, nothing's gonna top that. 176 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,560 LOUIS: Come on. 177 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,063 Next up, we have Tawny Dean. 178 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,151 She's got to be kidding. 179 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,403 Tawny will be auditioning for the Drama Department. 180 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,238 So, Tawny, why SACCY? 181 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,782 Um, well, I've done some plays here 182 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,243 and I... I love theater, but... 183 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:59,164 mostly, I just think it's... I think it's time for a change. 184 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,666 - Dude, I think she's serious. - Oh, you think so? 185 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,084 REN: She will be doing a piece 186 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,670 from Fried Green Magnolias. 187 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,183 (TAWNY SIGHS DEEPLY) 188 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,622 (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Not a day goes by 189 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,815 that I don't think about him. 190 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,818 I mean, I know it sounds kind of crazy, 191 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,987 but... (SIGHS) 192 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,907 When we looked into each other's eyes, 193 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:37,952 it was... deep and powerful. 194 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,455 Like... 195 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,709 Like we were searching for stars in a... a black sky. 196 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,463 And how he could make me laugh. 197 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,840 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 198 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,802 I remember this one time, he ate so many plums 199 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,471 that his mouth turned as purple 200 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,599 as the hydrangeas in Grandma's window box. 201 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,059 (TAWNY CHUCKLES) 202 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,895 How could he just disappear like that? 203 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,315 Leavin' nothing but a hole... 204 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,818 in my heart. 205 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,696 I never even got a chance... 206 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,616 to say goodbye. 207 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,120 (SIGHS) 208 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,705 I'll always miss him. 209 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,084 And I'll always love him. 210 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:32,298 'Cause he wasn't... just a turtle. 211 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,719 He was my best friend. 212 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,475 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 213 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:43,977 Scene. 214 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,478 (SNIFFLES) 215 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,438 (SIGHING) 216 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,406 Bravo, Tawny. That was terrific! 217 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,116 - Thank you. - BARRY: Terrific! 218 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,160 - Thanks. - That was so great. 219 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,494 Thank you. 220 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,455 Dude, Tawny was amazing, man. She blew him away. 221 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,292 She was so good! She's a lock to get into school. 222 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,044 - I mean, she's going... - Twitty, I get it! 223 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,101 Mm. Hey. 224 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,812 - It was a good audition. - Thank you. 225 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,357 Yeah, um, it was... it was real good, actually. 226 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,359 Yeah, again, thank you. 227 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,571 You know, um, an audition like that 228 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,573 just might get you into old SACCY, you know? 229 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,617 Yep. That's the idea. 230 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,913 Well, why do you want to go to another school? 231 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,206 Well, I didn't, 232 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,291 but then it just became more and more clear 233 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,001 that it was the right thing to do. 234 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,172 Well, I mean, you realize what you're... you're leaving behind, right? 235 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,924 Like what? 236 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,928 Well, like Pizza Stick Thursday, you know? 237 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,721 Every... well, um... 238 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,290 What about our cross-country team? 239 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,600 It's second in the... in the district. 240 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,646 Well, what about, um, you know, the water fountain on the second floor? 241 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,023 The water isn't even brown anymore. It's just tan. 242 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,818 Louis, I think I need a little bit more than almost clear water to make me stay. 243 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,904 Well, what about your friends? 244 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,864 My friends will always be my friends 245 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:23,201 but I just realized I need to be around people that care about things. 246 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,495 Whoa, hold on, hold on. I care about things. 247 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,956 Really? Louis, what do you care about? 248 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,917 Things. 249 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,712 Just things, you know. 250 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,339 Louis, I got to go. 251 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,389 (DOOR CLOSES) 252 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,067 (DOORBELL RINGING) 253 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,443 I'll get it. 254 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,534 (HOOVES THUNDERING) 255 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:10,999 You look nice. 256 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,166 - New dress? - Yes. 257 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,334 Oh. 258 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,422 Hi. 259 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,674 - BOTH: Hi. - I brought some dessert. 260 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,844 - Oh, thank you. - That's so sweet. 261 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:26,055 Hi. You must be Barry. I'm Steve. 262 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,183 I just cut some cheese in the kitchen. Why don't we all go in there? 263 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,312 (EILEEN CHUCKLES) 264 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,318 (LAUGHING) You're funny. 265 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,194 How about another bun? 266 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,446 Oh, or another bread stick? 267 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,906 I probably have room for just one. 268 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,909 - These buns are very warm. - These bread sticks have sesame seeds. 269 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,746 - Maybe I'll have one of each. - EILEEN: Ah! (CHUCKLES) 270 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,289 Thanks. 271 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,416 - I'll take one of those buns. - Okay. 272 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,669 Thanks. 273 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,130 Steve, you look so familiar to me. 274 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:03,051 Well, a lot of people think I look like that guy on the new cop show. 275 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,428 The rookie who's always taking his shirt off. 276 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,971 EILEEN: Hmm? 277 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,099 Would someone pass the butter, please? 278 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,893 - Oh, sure. - Of course! 279 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,118 - EILEEN: Oh, dear. - (GASPS) Oh, my gosh! 280 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,647 It's okay. It's good for the skin. 281 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,107 REN: I'm so sorry. 282 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,193 - Just a little on your brow... - Scrape it off. 283 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,111 Barry... 284 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,696 Excuse us. 285 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:29,869 (WHISPERS) Sorry. 286 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,124 I know what's going on here. 287 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,878 You are both totally starstruck and you're acting like teenagers. 288 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,880 I am a teenager. 289 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,342 Right. So, what's your excuse? 290 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,511 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 291 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,972 I... I'm just such a big fan of his. I don't know what got into me. 292 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,725 Well, cool it, both of you. Nobody wants to be fawned over. 293 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,145 So can we just go back in there and enjoy the rest of our evening? 294 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,647 I just figured out who you are. 295 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,274 You played for Michigan State. 296 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,692 I'm a Spartan, too. 297 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,069 Man, you are a legend! 298 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,029 You remember me? 299 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,949 How could anyone forget Steve Stevens? 300 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,743 Man, you had the best stiff arm in the game. 301 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,079 That's it! Stiffy Stevens. 302 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,581 - (LAUGHS) - Man, I used to love to watch you play. 303 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,208 Barry, Ren and I are very sorry... 304 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,169 I remember you scored three touchdowns against Penn State. 305 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,130 Ah, but you must hate hearing this. 306 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,049 Oh, no, that's okay. Actually, it was four touchdowns. 307 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,093 - BARRY: Four? - STEVE: Yeah, it was four... 308 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,389 All right, this is how I scored the winning touchdown against Iowa. 309 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,058 I had old Skip Hepplefinger as my lead blocker. 310 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,602 Hey, Ren, come here. You stand right there. 311 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,449 - You're gonna be old Skip, okay? - Uh-huh. 312 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,721 At the snap, you're gonna block the free safety, got it? 313 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,109 Good. Okay, Eileen, you come on over here. 314 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,403 You're gonna snap the ball to me, and when you do, 315 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,196 I'm gonna hit Barry with the buttonhook. 316 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,823 This is a dream come true for me. 317 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,658 Of course it is. 318 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,036 Blue, 34, 36, hut, hut, hut. 319 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,997 Ho, Barry! 320 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,002 Whoa, perfect. You be the free safety. 321 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,045 I can't. I got to talk to Ren about something. 322 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,213 Thank you! 323 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,842 Hey, Barry, go deep. 324 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,344 - We've got to talk. - REN: What? 325 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,846 All right, listen. 326 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,016 I want to audition for the SACCY thing. 327 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,268 I want to play the drums or something, or the bongos. 328 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,915 No, I'm sorry, Louis, you can't. All the music spots are taken. 329 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,191 Well, that's fine because I'm an actor at heart, Ren. 330 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,484 I'm an actor. 331 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,069 Remember, I was in that play in kindergarten? 332 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,946 Remember the Alphabet Follies? 333 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,574 I was the dramatic one with the pink, fuzzy suit 334 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,201 and my line... my line was... 335 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,954 (SINGSONGY) "Tummy starts with 'T.'" 336 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,415 - Remember that? - Yeah, it was a real showstopper. 337 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,917 - It was. - Louis... 338 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,835 I know that this is about Tawny. 339 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,011 - STEVE: Attaboy! Go, Barry! Go long! - Ren... 340 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,506 just pull some strings. 341 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,591 Come on, just... just help me out a little bit. 342 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,158 I really want to go to that school. 343 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,636 Oh, Louis. 344 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,180 I think it's sweet what you're trying to do, but I'm sorry. 345 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,265 - I just can't... - Just do it, Ren! 346 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,660 - STEVE: Let's try it again. - If you say you can, you can. 347 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,894 STEVE: Come on, block me. 348 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,312 Okay. All right? 349 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,879 I'll see if there's any open slots. 350 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,182 - That's all I'm asking. - STEVE: That's it! Watch out! 351 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,235 - (LOUD CRASH) - EILEEN: Oh, Barry! 352 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,736 Are you okay? 353 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,659 - Okay, here you go. - Ow! 354 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,286 Ooh. Oh, I'm sorry. How's your arm? 355 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,788 Uh, it's just a sprain. 356 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,456 Your mom really knows how to tackle. 357 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,874 Yes, well, speaking of pain. 358 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,126 My brother and his best friend will be auditioning. 359 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,045 BARRY: Louis Stevens and Alan Twitty. 360 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,380 Yeah, buddy. 361 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,340 So, fellas, why do you want to go to SACCY? 362 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,884 I just like the overall atmosphere of the place, 363 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,805 and, uh, that whole, you know, feathers and tights thing. 364 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,598 I wanna be a part of that, sir. 365 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,141 What about you, Alan? 366 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,060 Oh, yeah. Me, too. Yeah. 367 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,771 Louis and Alan will be auditioning 368 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,899 for the Interpretive Dance Department. 369 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,944 Uh, we'll be performing a, uh, classic American folk tune 370 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,906 as recited by our dear friend Thomas Gribalski. 371 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:57,326 (CLEARS THROAT) I'd just like to take this opportunity 372 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,706 to say that although I was not selected to attend SACCY. 373 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,459 I bear no ill will towards Barry Hudson Jr. 374 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,503 Or any member of his family. 375 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,547 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 376 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,966 - Should I call security? - No. He's harmless. 377 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,553 "I've been working on the... 378 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,138 "railroad... 379 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,349 "all the livelong day. 380 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,102 "I've been working on the railroad" 381 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,687 "just to pass..." 382 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,397 "The time away." 383 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,359 "Can't you hear the whistle blowing?" 384 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,987 - Hands in the air! - (KAZOO TOOTING) 385 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,905 TWITTY: Oh, shak, shaka-laka. 386 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,242 TOM: "Rise up so early in the morn." 387 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,494 "Can't you hear the captain shouting. 388 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,538 “Dinah, won't you blow your horn?" 389 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,624 (IMITATING HORNS BLOWING) 390 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,086 What is Louis doing? 391 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,838 TOM: "Someone's in the kitchen with..." 392 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,798 It's supposed to be interpretive dance. 393 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,843 TOM: "Someone's in the kitchen, I know..." 394 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,847 - He's auditioning? Why? - TOM: "Fee fie fiddly-eye oh..." 395 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,807 Take a wild guess. 396 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,977 TOM: "Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, 397 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,104 “strummin' on the old banjo!" 398 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,231 (PLAYING UPBEAT, FOLKSY TUNE) 399 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,492 (GLIDING WHISTLE) 400 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,910 (BELL DINGS, THUD) 401 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,497 (MUSIC STOPS) 402 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,208 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 403 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,546 - Hey. - Hi. 404 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,590 (CLEARS THROAT) Listen, uh... 405 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,093 I wanted to wish you good luck over at SACCY. 406 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,262 And, um... you know, I'm sorry for goofing on you earlier. 407 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,139 And, in fact, I think it's a cool thing. 408 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,934 Thanks, but I'm not going. I didn't make the cut. 409 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,721 Are they crazy? You were great. You were the best one. 410 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,981 Thanks, but it's okay, really. 411 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,901 I don't mind staying here with my friends. 412 00:19:58,739 --> 00:19:59,782 (SIGHS) 413 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,284 I got to go, 'cause my mom's picking me up. 414 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,787 All right. 415 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:06,914 Bye. 416 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,295 (DOOR CLOSES) 417 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,048 Ren, Ren, come here, come here. 418 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,759 Tell me, what's up with Barry Hudson Jr., huh? 419 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,926 He doesn't know talent if it bit him in the heinie. 420 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,680 Um, you really stunk up there. 421 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,849 No, no, not me, not me. Tawny. 422 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,852 - Her audition was awesome. - Yeah, that's why she got accepted. 423 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,855 - So she got accepted? - Mm-hmm. 424 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,899 - She got accepted? - Yeah, but she told me she wasn't going. 425 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,110 Why would she do that? 426 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:40,114 Louis, take a wild guess. 427 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:22,948 LOUIS: You know, Beans, 428 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,784 there comes a time in every man's life 429 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,787 where he needs to move onward and upward. 430 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,790 He's got to get rid of that immature thing he's doing. 431 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,834 He's got to live in a more mature world, Beans. A world... 432 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,795 Where's my stupid surprise, already? 433 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,755 Well, Beans, I was getting to that. 434 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,507 Brace yourself. 435 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,758 (BEANS SIGHS) 436 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,846 Wow! Your chewed gum collection! 437 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,681 And I want you to have it. 438 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,683 I'm speechless! 439 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:50,935 Beans, shh. 440 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,896 Don't say a word, Beans. Just hug me.