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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
- (DOORBELL RINGS)

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Delivery for Louis Stevens.

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Oh, boy, what now? What is it?

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- An emu.
- A what?

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(SQUAWKS)

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Oh!

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No! Louis ordered an
emu! Get it out of here!

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I'm sorry, sir. Our return
policy is very specific.

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- What is it?
- No returns.

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Have a nice day.

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You might want
to stop that thing

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from eating your family.

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Whoa! Stop it! Stop that!

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Bad bird! Bad bird!

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Louis!

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The Sacramento Kid lines up
his shot. The pressure is mounting.

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Yup.

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Holy roly poly,
it's a 7-10 split!

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This is the worst possible situation
for frozen food basement bowling.

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I have no idea what the Sacramento
Kid's going to do about this one.

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You know, I need a more
colorful bowling name.

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What about Hot Pins?

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Hot Pi... Tom, you pitch that
for every sport we ever play.

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But this time I
think it's appropriate.

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STEVE: <i>Louis!</i>

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Can you explain why an emu
was just delivered to the house?

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WOMAN: <i>Emu for You.
May I take your order?</i>

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Yeah, I want to order an emu.

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- WOMAN: <i>Can you hold, please?</i>
- Mm-hmm, I'll hold.

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(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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STEVE: Louis!

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Oh! That emu.

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Well, Dad, did you know that
emu farming is the 15th largest

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growth industry in Oklahoma?

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You know what I'm thinking?

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We start our own little flock right
here on the Ponderosa. (CHUCKLES)

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- STEVE: Breed emus?
- Yes.

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With one bird?

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Oh, you're right. We
need another emu.

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- I didn't even think.
- STEVE: Louis, this is ridiculous.

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This is just another one
of your half-baked schemes

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that you haven't
thought through.

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And I'm canceling your
subscription to <i>Get Rich Quick.</i>

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EILEEN: Hey, fellas. Fellas.

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- Look what I found.
- STEVE: An egg?

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I wonder where it came from.

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(EMU CAWING)

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(SCREAMS)

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- STEVE: Oh, no! No.
- Nice bird.

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I'm coming, honey, don't worry!

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I'll deal with you later.

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Dude, your dad
seemed pretty mad.

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Yeah. Better make
this my last shot.

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After a tongue-lashing
from his dad

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the Sacramento Kid
amazingly maintains his focus.

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What a competitor.

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Here we go. Come on.

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TWITTY: Oh, dude.

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Um, I have to go home now.

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Relax, Hot Pins.

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Looks like some kind
of abandoned tunnel.

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Yeah, but it only goes a few
feet. Someone must have filled it in.

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I wonder where it leads.

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STEVE: <i>Louis!</i>

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(EMU SQUAWKING)

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Louis, we could
use a little help!

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All right, listen.

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I'm going to go up there right
now. Come back tomorrow.

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But don't anybody
say anything about this.

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Mum's the word.

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- (SCREAMING)
- (EMU SQUAWKING)

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WEXLER: I give you
guys a simple task.

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A privilege, even.

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To choose the cafeteria dessert
menu. And how do you repay me?

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Chocolate mousse.

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Banana cream.

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Chocolate mousse.

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Banana cream.

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Oh, you wouldn't.

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Try me.

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- Okay?
- Come on.

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- Let's go.
- All right, all right.

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WEXLER: I've
tolerated your rivalry.

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Perhaps even encouraged
your scholastic competitiveness.

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But this time, you
have gone too far.

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Mr. Wexler, I would just like to say
I am sure Larry learned his lesson.

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What! Me? (SCOFFS) Oh, no, hold
on. You're the one who started it, okay?

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- Did not.
- LARRY: Yes, you did.

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- Did not. Did not.
- Did, too. Did, too.

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Enough!

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This problem is maybe even
beyond my sphere of expertise.

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You two will report to Ms.
Shannon the guidance counselor.

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Mm. By the way, we're going
with the chocolate mousse.

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Ha! In your face! Chocolate
mousse. (LAUGHS)

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Sorry, sir. Not in
your face. Well...

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Lou, this better be good, okay? 'Cause
they're going to run out of pizza sticks.

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Dude, it's good, all right? Soon,
you'll be swimming in pizza sticks.

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Check this out.

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I downloaded this last night. I
know what the tunnel is. Look.

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This guy right here,
this is Grover Frazee.

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He's a sausage dude.

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- You mean as in Frazee Sausages.
- Right.

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(CHUCKLES) I eat
those all the time.

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<i>♪ We'll bet you go crazy for
that great taste of Frazee ♪</i>

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Anyway, this guy,

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he used to own the property
that my house was built on.

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That's why my neighborhood's
called Frazee Gardens.

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Look, Lou, what the heck does this
Frazee guy have to do with the tunnel?

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I think that he built the
tunnel. He built the tunnel.

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Here, look, I'll show you.

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Look, you see this article? It
says right here he made a fortune.

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But after he died
it disappeared.

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And you think it's buried
at the end of the tunnel.

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With every fiber in my being.

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Sweet, dude. We
are going to be so rich.

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Wow, you really did your homework
on this one, Sacramento Kid.

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Yeah, Tom, we're not doing
the nicknames right now.

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Tell me, Ren. How does
chartreuse make you feel?

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It makes me feel frustrated.

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It's a know-it-all,
arrogant color.

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Oh, and, um, what about you, Larry?
How does magenta make you feel?

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It's loud, obnoxious, and bossy.

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Oh, I see. Interesting.

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What does this have
to do with Larry and me?

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What? Oh, nothing.

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I'm just thinking of
repainting my office.

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Can we please
get this over with?

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Yes, because the less oxygen I
have to share with Ren, the better.

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Stop me if I'm... (CHUCKLES)

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Wrong, but I get the feeling
that you two are at odds.

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(SIGHING)

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Hmm, well, I have an experimental
conflict resolution technique,

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but, you know what, it's probably
a little too intense for you guys.

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Well, Ren might be
scared, but I'm not.

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Oh, please, there's
nothing I can't handle.

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So I have a commitment
from you both?

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- Absolutely.
- Absolutely.

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By the end of this process
you should feel... a bond.

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An attachment, if you will,
like you've never felt before.

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Well, good luck.

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I cannot believe we have to be tied
to each other for the next five days.

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Okay, quit complaining.
It's only while we're in school.

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Yeah, well, it's worse for
me. I have to be next to you.

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(GASPING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Gentlemen, we are about to embark
on the greatest adventure of our lives.

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Let's put on our helmets.

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Tom, zip up your fly.

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Let's dig some dirt, huh?

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Um, what are we going to do
with all the dirt from the tunnel?

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Don't worry about that. Gotcha covered.
Brought in a dirt-moving specialist.

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(SNAPS FINGERS)

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Do these pants
make my butt look big?

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Yeah.

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Good. Let's move some dirt.

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TWITTY: Woo!

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(WHOOSHING)

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(DIRT RUSTLING)

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Beans, why are you dumping
dirt in my laundry room?

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Because there's a big,
scary bird in the backyard.

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Tom, what's going on here?

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Well, I...

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Dude, you know what I'm going
to do with my share of the money?

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- What?
- I'm going to buy a car

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and then in a couple
of years, I can drive it.

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(CHUCKLES) Sweet.

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What are you going to do?

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Well, you know, I've
always wanted to travel.

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And who knows? Maybe
I'll help out the folks.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Might even buy the old
man a nice toupee, huh?

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(SCREAMS)

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Dad, it's not what you think.

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Did you just dig a giant hole
through our basement wall?

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Yeah. Maybe that part's
what you think, but, hey,

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you don't know the
part about the treasure.

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- Treasure?
- Yeah.

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This is just another one of
your crazy, half-baked schemes.

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No, no, no, no. It's not half-baked.
It's fully baked. I did research.

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Look, look, look. See this guy?
Okay. This old sausage dude,

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he took all of his treasure,
and he put it in this tunnel.

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I don't want to
hear another word.

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I am disappointed with you.
Upstairs to your room, now.

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I, uh, forgot my helmet.

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- It's my mother's flashlight.
- (GROWLS)

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Mm. Man, that's so good.

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Mom, can I have another
egg, but this time over easy?

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Okay, but you're going to
have to help me crack it open.

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Okay.

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(CRACKING)

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You know, I guess this whole
emu thing worked out after all, huh?

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(CHUCKLES)

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Well, you know what they say.
When life gives you lemons...

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No, Mom. They're eggs.

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I can't get a contractor to
come out here at this hour.

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I'm going to have to
fill that hole myself.

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I tell you, Louis can't do
anything on a small scale.

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It's always got to be a huge
bird, massive structural damage.

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Honey, I know that Louis
can be a little misguided,

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but, you know, you have to admit
these emu eggs are delicious.

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Really?

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Well, maybe we can use the giant
egg to plug up the giant hole in the wall.

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Mom, you know, if we had
a gigantic English muffin

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and, like, a gallon of
hollandaise sauce...

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Oh! We could make a
humongous eggs Benedict.

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(LAUGHS)

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Is anyone listening
here? We have a problem.

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Does this kid expect
us to support him

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every time he comes
up with a crazy scheme?

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Dad, you don't have to
believe in what Louis is doing.

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You just have to
believe in Louis.

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Donnie, that's very profound.

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Must be the eggs.

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<i>You don't have to believe
in what Louis is doing.</i>

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<i>Just believe in Louis.</i>

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You don't have to
believe in what Louis...

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I heard you the first
time. Finish your eggs.

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I got to fix that clock.

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Hi, Dad.

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What are you doing down here?

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I just came down to tell you
I'm sorry for disappointing you.

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You had no right to dig a
tunnel without asking me.

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I totally agree with you, and I'm sorry.
I'm completely sorry... for everything.

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For the tunnel, the emu, the
garage door everything that I...

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What about the garage door?

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Uh... nothing. Nothing.

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But in the event that something
does happen to the garage door

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feel free to, uh, use
my bike to get to work.

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Anyway, I'm sorry.

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Hold on a second, son.

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I was looking over your research
and I got to say, I'm impressed.

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You did your homework this time.

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Thanks, Dad.

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- Hey, Lou?
- Yeah.

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I'm kind of curious
to see what's in there.

241
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,602
- You are?
- STEVE: Yup.

242
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,813
And there's only
one way to find out.

243
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,606
- (THUD)
- LOUIS: Ow!

244
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:42,984
STEVE: Sorry, son.

245
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,278
No, it's cool. Let's
get to digging, huh?

246
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,951
This is hopeless. We're stuck.

247
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,244
Really? You think?

248
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,330
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

249
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,960
This is great. We're late again.

250
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,963
You know, I cannot
stand another day with you.

251
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,717
You know, Ren, this experiment
has really taught me something:

252
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,135
I can't stand you.

253
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:13,764
Oh, well, finally we agree on
something. I loathe and despise you, too.

254
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,892
Well, the longer
we hate each other...

255
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,102
The longer we're
tethered together, I know.

256
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,898
Wait a minute.

257
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,941
I have an idea.

258
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,615
- Hey, Louis?
- What?

259
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,241
Why aren't you at school?

260
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,368
Why aren't you at work?

261
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,747
(CHUCKLES)

262
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,875
It's amazing, Miss Shannon.

263
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,295
I never knew that Larry was
such a caring and sensitive guy.

264
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,298
(LAUGHS) And I never knew that
Ren was so sweet and generous.

265
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,133
- Aw!
- MISS SHANNON: Wow.

266
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:53,137
I'm happily surprised,
and in only two days!

267
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,390
- Yeah. You really...
- You brought us together. It's like...

268
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,808
BOTH: Telepathy.

269
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,310
(GASPING) Oh, my gosh!

270
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,270
(SCREAMS) Get out of my brain.

271
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,773
No. You get out of my
brain, you silly soul mate, you.

272
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:04,940
Oh.

273
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,277
This is the reason I went
into school counseling.

274
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,660
Can you believe that
she actually bought it?

275
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,412
Yo, do you know hard it was
for me to keep a straight face?

276
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,498
Tell me about it,
you silly soul mate.

277
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,250
(LAUGHS)

278
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,378
We're getting along here.

279
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,505
I know.

280
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,757
BOTH: Her thing
didn't work, did it?

281
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,175
Stop it.

282
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,718
Okay, I got to go.

283
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,930
Stop it! (GROANING)

284
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,141
Whoa, whoa, Dad, listen, listen.

285
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,393
(THUD)

286
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,560
You hear that?

287
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,148
STEVE: It's a door.

288
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,401
This is it.

289
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,362
(LOUIS LAUGHING)

290
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,530
It's locked.

291
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,699
We'll have to chop
it down with an ax.

292
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,034
No, look. We can
just use the key.

293
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,787
- Where did you get that?
- Under the welcome mat.

294
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:08,588
Son, I just want to say,
now that we've come this far

295
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,048
if we go in there and
don't find anything

296
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,175
to remember the
important thing is

297
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,219
that we worked together,

298
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,221
that we believed in each other

299
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,390
that we stood side by side...

300
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,683
Dad, the treasure?

301
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,102
- Right. The treasure.
- Right.

302
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,843
Frazee really did bury
his fortune down here.

303
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,180
In a giant,
jewel-encrusted sausage.

304
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:13,319
No, Dad. What are you doing?
No. It could be booby-trapped.

305
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:14,820
You're right.

306
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,740
- You know what we need?
- STEVE: What?

307
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,158
I saw this movie. He, like...

308
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,220
You know what we need? We need,
like, a counterweight or something.

309
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,680
- STEVE: Yeah.
- Like, a big rock or something.

310
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,123
- Find a big rock.
- All right. Hey, I got one!

311
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,151
- You found one? All right.
- Yeah.

312
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:29,627
All right, let's do this.

313
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,712
Um, I'm going to lift
this up, you put it there.

314
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:32,797
Good.

315
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,881
On the count of three.

316
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:36,884
One...

317
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,011
two...

318
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,720
three!

319
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,851
(CHEERING)

320
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,812
We're rich! We're rich!

321
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,480
Oh, we're rich!

322
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,441
(RUMBLING)

323
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,111
Is that an ominous rumble?

324
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,738
Come on, son! Come on!

325
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:00,991
Dad!

326
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,743
Dad, what's happening?

327
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,249
Lou, jump!

328
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,000
No, I'm not.

329
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,168
I can't, Dad. I can't.

330
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,045
Throw the sausage first.

331
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,755
No, no.

332
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,767
Oh!

333
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,437
Get it!

334
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,522
No!

335
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,693
No!

336
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,737
BOTH: No!

337
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,073
(CLANKING)

338
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,829
(CLATTERING)

339
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,414
I think we lost it.

340
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,267
Come on, we got
to get out of here.

341
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,333
Come on.

342
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,046
Run!

343
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,382
Hurry, run! Go!

344
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,801
Go! Go! Go!

345
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,136
Hurry, hurry!

346
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,054
Go!

347
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,098
(RUMBLING)

348
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,476
I had the sausage in
my hand, and I lost it.

349
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,269
Don't worry about it, son.

350
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,646
Hey, we've got
something better than that.

351
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,814
What's that?

352
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,360
I don't know. I was going to make a
joke but not enough time has passed.

353
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,653
Come on.

354
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,031
I'll make you an omelet.

355
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,074
You know what's
good with omelets?

356
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,410
- What's that?
- Golden sausages.

357
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,913
Oh, come on. I told you
it's too early to make a joke.

358
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,248
- I had it in my hands, Dad.
- Well, let it go, Son.

359
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,042
No. It was right
here, right here.

360
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,507
(KNOCKING) Hello!

361
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,134
Somebody is waiting.

362
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,427
(TOILET FLUSHING)

363
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:44,887
Today, please.

364
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,144
I hope you left the
seat down this time.

365
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,688
(EMU SQUAWKS)

366
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,816
And we need some more eggs.

367
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,443
(SNIFFING)

368
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,574
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)