1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:01,502 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:03,253 (ALARM RINGING) 3 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,516 (SLURPING) 4 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:37,412 (LIGHTSABERS BUZZ) 5 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,915 (EXPLOSION) 6 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:44,127 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 7 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,216 (SINGING) Sacramento girl... 8 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,468 TOM: First, there was the Alan Twitty Project. 9 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,279 (SINGING) The bunny in my brain... 10 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,639 TOM: Then there was the Louis Stevens Experience. 11 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:59,977 The coming together of these two musical forces 12 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:03,438 begat the super group the Twitty Stevens Connection. 13 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:08,235 (SINGING) Stop, don't go There's something you've got to know... 14 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,445 TOM: But the band broke up temporarily 15 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:13,490 when bassist Artie Ryan's mom made him take pottery lessons. 16 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:19,079 Hello. I'm Thomas Gribalski, rockumentary filmmaker. 17 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,958 Two weeks ago, Louis Stevens came to me 18 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,085 and asked me to videotape what happened 19 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,713 when the Twitty Stevens Connection got back together. 20 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,465 Louis felt that since the group was going to be 21 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,467 rich and famous someday 22 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:37,097 it'd be nice to go back behind the scenes and capture those "little moments." 23 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:42,644 Unfortunately, they'd find that the road to success is a bumpy one. 24 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,439 Very bumpy indeed. 25 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:50,152 (SINGING) But when you walk into the room. 26 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:54,364 My heart's beating wild and crazy. 27 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:59,328 I can't speak when I look at you. 28 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:04,333 My tongue gets tied And my mind is hazy 29 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,385 (DRUM SOLO) 30 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,397 (DRUM SOLO CONTINUES) 31 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:42,889 - What are you doing? - I do not remember this piece 32 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,247 having a 45-minute drum solo. 33 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,709 It's called a groove... you either get in, or you get out. Give me my sticks. 34 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,628 - Artie, wake up. - Is he done yet? 35 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:50,938 Listen, what you call "groove" 36 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,357 other people call "a splitting migraine." 37 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,524 You guys, come on, remember you said 38 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:54,549 if we got back together, 39 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,236 you guys would be okay with each other? 40 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,719 BEANS: Can I say something? 41 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,430 LOUIS: Where is he? 42 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:01,598 Beans! 43 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:02,974 How did you get in here? 44 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,977 Beans is like that policeman in Terminator 2. 45 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,437 You know who I'm talking about? 46 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:11,066 I swear, he goes liquid, he can fit through cracks in windows 47 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,610 under doors, through little keyholes. 48 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,363 I'm hungry. Let's get a sandwich. 49 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,451 Hey, Beans, this is big person time, okay? 50 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:22,619 Whatever. 51 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:27,499 Look, I like your sound, but you've got one problem. 52 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,792 Hi, what's your name? 53 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,294 - Artie. - Artie, you're horrible. 54 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,755 I remember Beans riding Artie pretty hard that day. 55 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,173 It got ugly. 56 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,301 Artie, read my lips. Take a lesson. 57 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,638 I don't have to take this. 58 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,140 I'm Artie Ryan! 59 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,474 LOUIS: Artie, hold on. 60 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:45,684 TWITTY: Dude. 61 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:46,977 Artie, come on. Come on. 62 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,979 LOUIS: We're all behind you, Artie. 63 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,147 We're behind you. 64 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,857 Artie, no, don't go! 65 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,400 Aah! 66 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,654 What? 67 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,240 I was thinking about quitting the band, anyway. 68 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,367 I didn't like the direction it was going: 69 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:03,535 nowhere. 70 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,579 Since then I started my own band: 71 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,539 Artie Ryan and the Funky Cats. 72 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,625 Hey, I had some promotional materials made up. 73 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,335 Tom, you want a free one? 74 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,254 No, thanks. 75 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:19,092 Thanks a lot, Beans. Hey, who made you an expert on the bass? 76 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,094 May I? 77 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,891 (PLAYS BASS) 78 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,696 Yeah, Beans! 79 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,952 - Nice, Beans! - All right! 80 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,829 - Nice, buddy. - Dude, dude, dude, Beans. 81 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,207 You're in the band, bro. You are in the band. 82 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,876 But, um, next time don't lick your guitar. It's kind of gross. 83 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,044 Cool. 84 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,647 TWITTY: With Beans in the band there was, like, this whole new energy. 85 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:59,716 Everyone was pumped and working on new stuff, you know. 86 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,176 (PLAYS RIFF) 87 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,554 And... and Louis and Ren even wrote a song... 88 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,097 together. 89 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,849 That was freaky. 90 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,060 REN: "All my troubles just go away..." 91 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,228 Two, three, four... 92 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:15,148 (SINGING) It's a perfect... BOTH: Day... 93 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,068 Perfect day... 94 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,557 I like that chorus. Yeah, let's try another verse, though. 95 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:21,905 Okay, how about... 96 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,909 (SINGING) Hit the snooze button twice. 97 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:27,744 It's way too early. 98 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,248 Uh... Shower's cold as ice. 99 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,583 Ch-ch-ch-chilly. 100 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,061 "Chilly" doesn't rhyme with "early," though. 101 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,337 - But kind of, right? - Okay, I like it. 102 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,214 Mom, Dad, get in here, quick. 103 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,026 STEVE: Donnie, hang in there. You've got five minutes left 104 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,218 on that hot oil treatment. 105 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:44,594 Dad, it's Louis and Ren. 106 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,429 I think they're getting along. 107 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,890 It was just the sweetest thing. 108 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,392 I mean, I wanted to hug them. 109 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,435 But I didn't want to ruin my hair. 110 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,772 Wait, wait, um... that sounded stupid. 111 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,023 Don't use that, okay? 112 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,110 Is that true? Are you two getting along? 113 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,070 BOTH: Yeah, I guess. 114 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,280 (GASPS) 115 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,698 Hot nuggets! 116 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,992 (LAUGHING) 117 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,452 It was amazing. It was as if 118 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,538 the music brought them closer together. 119 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,291 Yeah, those were the happiest days of our lives. 120 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,709 It was bliss. 121 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,752 Sheer bliss. 122 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,421 TOM: And it was. 123 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:22,424 Louis and Ren had found a new level in their relationship. 124 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,677 It seemed like the fun would go on forever. 125 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:30,390 (SINGING) I just close my eyes and say. 126 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:35,145 Another perfect day. 127 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,814 And all my troubles just go away. 128 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:44,613 Another perfect day Another perfect day. 129 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,240 TWITTY: Okay, now, it was catchy enough, but I thought 130 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,118 if we just put some really good backup vocals in there 131 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,329 a super cool guitar line like, uh... 132 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,080 (PLAYS GUITAR RIFF) 133 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,208 The song could be huge. 134 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,252 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 135 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,520 So, since we have a hit on our hands, 136 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:21,566 I propose that we get the news out on the Twitty Stevens Connection: 137 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:24,069 It's back, it's hot, and it's ready to rock. 138 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,278 (OTHER CHEERING) 139 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,072 Here's what we do. 140 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,908 I think that we should throw a free concert. 141 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,451 But not just any free concert. 142 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,829 This free concert will be on the school roof. 143 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,737 That is sweet. You know what, dude? That's not a bad idea 144 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,644 'cause the Beatles did a free concert on the roof once. 145 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:40,794 So did U2. 146 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,462 And now the Twitty Stevens Connection. 147 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:46,049 So, Friday, we sneak up on the roof at lunchtime 148 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:48,510 and we jam the bricks off this little school of ours. 149 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:49,761 Ooh, sweet. Hands in. 150 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,054 Yeah. 151 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,474 - ALL: Break! - LOUIS: Whoo! 152 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,227 Louis had this idea of giving a free concert 153 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:01,481 and free publicity was a great idea in theory. 154 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,777 But, um, doing it on the school roof... 155 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,904 WEXLER: Students on the roof... 156 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,322 strictly forbidden. 157 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,074 Why do you ask? 158 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:14,744 Um, just double-checking my list of forbidden things. 159 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,456 Tom, why are you filming this? 160 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,084 - What's up, guys? - What's up, dude? 161 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,794 All right, so here's what I'm thinking. 162 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:27,132 I think we should get here really early, right? Really early. 163 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,060 Like, before-school-starts early, all right? 164 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,278 We get our stuff, our equipment, we set it up on the roof. 165 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,346 Sweet. Hey, what if we wear camouflage? 166 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,432 You know, Twitty, that is a brilliant idea. 167 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,600 What if we, uh, dress up as giant metal vents 168 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,060 to blend in with the roof decor? 169 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,605 Yeah, now that I hear it out loud, it does sound kind of stupid. 170 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,316 Hey, Sis! Right here. 171 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,643 Right here, saved you a seat. 172 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,111 "Sis." 173 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,238 I told you it was freaky. 174 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:51,948 Anyways, um, we were just wondering 175 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,742 if you knew about the rooftop entrance. 176 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,952 Any locks, doors, funny business kind of stuff? 177 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,830 And then, tragedy struck. 178 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,915 That roof thing isn't going to work, guys. 179 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,209 It's, um, it's forbidden. 180 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,502 So? 181 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:09,174 So, I was thinking we could do the concert in the park. 182 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:12,218 You know, the one with the, uh, monument shaped like a big onion. 183 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,387 And, you guys, I called the park officials 184 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,906 for a permit just to keep them abreast... 185 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,432 Ren, you're chickening out. 186 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,269 - I'm not chickening out. I'm not... - Yeah, you are. 187 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,148 If I was chickening out, it would be for a good idea. 188 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,901 And trust me, this roof thing is a bad idea. 189 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,737 Jiminy H. Crickets the Third, Junior, Ren! 190 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,864 We're not robbing the bank, or anything. 191 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,866 We're singing on the roof, that's all. 192 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,368 So, for once in your life, take a little risk. 193 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,163 You know what? 194 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,373 If you want to get in trouble, that's fine with me 195 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,167 but you are not bringing me into it. 196 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,752 We don't need you! 197 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,670 We don't need her. 198 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,715 What's living if you never 199 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:53,718 pull your shorts down and slide on the ice, Ren? 200 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,887 I heard my uncle say that to my dad once. 201 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,734 I immediately fell in love with the phrase. 202 00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:00,016 Just... it's great imagery, you know? 203 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,184 "Ice..." 204 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,269 "Shorts at your ankles..." 205 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,897 TWITTY: So, Ren's out of the band? 206 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,649 Yes, she's out of the band. 207 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,576 (SINGING) We said that we'd always be friends 208 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,486 I guess we won't say that again. 209 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:15,406 And now I need to get out of here, out of here... 210 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,660 TOM: The band thought they had hit rock bottom 211 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,663 but they still had a long way to fall. 212 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:31,422 TOM: The Twitty Stevens Connection was a band in crisis. 213 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,842 Ren Stevens was gone. 214 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,973 (TOM GRUNTING) 215 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,933 I am so sorry, Tom. 216 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,560 It's okay. 217 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,521 Hi, honey, how was your day? 218 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:47,689 Don't ask. 219 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,190 Ren ruined everything! 220 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,900 That's so not true. 221 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,278 - (LOUIS' DOOR SLAMS) - (REN'S DOOR SLAMS) 222 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,948 Well, I guess the fun is over. 223 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,326 Little did Ren know that her defection from the band 224 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,413 would lead her on a journey to self-discovery. 225 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,000 EILEEN: Ren? 226 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,796 Honey, are you okay? 227 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:15,133 Um, Mom, I... I kind of have to ask you something. 228 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,759 Okay. 229 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,097 TOM: Oh, sorry. 230 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,099 I thought the right thing to do 231 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,853 would be to let mother and daughter have a private moment alone. 232 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,480 (SNICKERING) But this was just too juicy. 233 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:34,360 Mom, uh, do you think I'm afraid to take risks? 234 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,572 Oh, well, um... 235 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,702 Oh, you think I'm a caution freak. 236 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,245 I didn't say that. 237 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,664 I... I'm only saying that you are 238 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,459 an extremely sensible person. 239 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,297 - EILEEN: Everybody wave! - (NOISEMAKER BLOWS) 240 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,925 Okay, now, everybody into the pool! 241 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,345 Guys, wait. We can't swim yet. We just ate. 242 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,430 Ren, sweetie, it's been over three hours. 243 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,015 I think it's safe to go in now. 244 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,183 Wait a minute. 245 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,517 I just had a potato chip. 246 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,603 I should wait another 20 minutes. 247 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,813 What was I thinking? 248 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,653 I wasn't completely wrong. 249 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,072 That kid that ate all that macaroni salad? 250 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,573 We had to drain the pool. 251 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,617 Ren, don't get defensive. 252 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,119 I'm only saying that, at some point in time, 253 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,997 you are going to find something worth taking a risk for 254 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,916 and then you'll just go for it. 255 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,834 You will. 256 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,832 LOUIS: 'Scuse me, 'scuse me. 257 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,380 TOM: It was the day of the concert. 258 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,465 Could Louis pull it off without Ren? 259 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,050 Twitty, let's go. Bro, come on. 260 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,885 Oh, yeah, Lou, uh... I can't make it 261 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,137 to the roof concert tomorrow. 262 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,104 Twitty, no, no, no. You have to make it, dude. 263 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,579 Today is the day. You got to make it. 264 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,476 I'm sorry, but I got a dentist appointment. 265 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,019 You know, see, I got a note. 266 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,187 - Got a note? - Oh, yeah. 267 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,994 - Oh, of course. - Totally. It's official. 268 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,441 Right. "Please excuse Alan Twitty. 269 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,127 Today he has a dental examination..." 270 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,528 Right. Examine... teeth... 271 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,280 - "Dr. Marvin Heard." - Yeah, Heard. 272 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,282 Well, I guess you got to go, right? 273 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,243 Okay, now, I thought my note was great. 274 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,453 Except for one thing. 275 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,665 Twitty, I wrote that note for you last week! 276 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,500 I know what happened. 277 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,295 Ren got in your head, and now you're backing out. 278 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,189 - Just listen, listen, listen, listen... - Don't tell me anything else! 279 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,053 Listen, okay? She does have a point, all right? 280 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,651 If we go up there, we could get in trouble 281 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,195 and I'm already maxed-out on detention. 282 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,418 (VOICE BREAKING) Do you hate me? 283 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,558 Twitty, I can't talk to you about feelings right now, buddy, 284 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,268 because me, Tawny and Beans have 285 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,395 a rock show to prepare for, all right? 286 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,689 You have fun at that dental appointment. 287 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,691 You... hmm! 288 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,820 (SIGHS) 289 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,031 Tom, could you just get out of here, okay? 290 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,075 Hey, don't take it out on me just 'cause you weenied out. 291 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,244 (TOM SHUDDERS) 292 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,997 (VELCRO RIPPING) 293 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,834 Whoa, Louis! How'd you get 294 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,878 all this stuff up here without Wexler seeing? 295 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,588 I had Tom keep him busy for me. 296 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,090 Does this look too causal, Tom? 297 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,593 No, it's fine. Keep going. 298 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,220 After I realized the Navy wasn't for me, 299 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,473 I sort of drifted for a while. 300 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,018 (MAN SINGING SCAT) 301 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,823 (SINGING CONTINUES) 302 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,495 Hey! 303 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,662 What are...? 304 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,874 Oh, you, uh... you kids filming me? 305 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,627 Oh, no. The red light? It just means "off." 306 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:38,795 Right, Tom? 307 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,005 Oh, then what are you doing up here? 308 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,508 Oh, we, uh, we heard some noises 309 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,676 so we thought it might be a wounded animal. 310 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,845 But now we see you're just grilling sausage. 311 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,806 Ah, they're tofu dogs. 312 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,599 You think this chiseled body 313 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,351 would be eating fatty sausages? 314 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,455 Okay, well, now that we have that whole 315 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,563 "wounded animal" thing cleared up, we'll be going. 316 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,606 Hold it! 317 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,608 The roof is a restricted area. 318 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,444 Consider this your first and last warning. You got that? 319 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,612 Yeah. Yeah. 320 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:05,780 Oh, and Coach? 321 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:06,948 Just out of curiosity, 322 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,115 are you going to be eating lunch on the roof today? 323 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,618 (SCOFFS) No. 324 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,037 I grill up here, then go eat in the back seat of my car. 325 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,205 I'm no goofball. 326 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,373 And Coach? 327 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,041 Your tofu dogs are on fire. 328 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,752 Oh, mother of pearl! 329 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:25,133 Anyways, soon as Coach Tugnut leaves we're home free. 330 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,845 Look, Louis, I think I'm starting to have second thoughts about this whole thing. 331 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,651 Why? He's going to be gone in ten minutes. 332 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,015 Well, it's not just Tugnut. I mean... 333 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,935 Look, maybe Ren's right. 334 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,396 This whole roof thing is kind of crazy. 335 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,524 You're backing out, too? Why? 336 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,652 I'm sorry, Louis. I really am. 337 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,904 But I'm going to go now. 338 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,031 (SIGHS) 339 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,659 (VELCRO RIPPING) 340 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,037 Well, I don't think it's crazy, and neither does Beans. 341 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,582 So, I guess it's just the two of us. That's fine. 342 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,751 (PHONE RINGS) 343 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,255 Roof. 344 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,090 Hey, Beans. 345 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,843 It's good to hear from you, buddy. Huh? 346 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,429 You can't make it to the concert 347 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,764 because you have a hamster cage stuck on your head? 348 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,852 You're lying, Beans! You're lying to me! 349 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,104 You're just afraid, like everybody else! 350 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,441 I wasn't lying. 351 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,028 I still can't get this thing off. 352 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,780 (VELCRO RIPPING) 353 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:34,869 TOM: And then it was just Louis, a man without a band. 354 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,458 Oh, hey, Ren. 355 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,945 Thought you might be happy to know 356 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,045 the whole band bailed, and it's all your fault. 357 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,340 Look, Louis... And Ren, what hurts the most 358 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,300 is yesterday, I called you "Sis." 359 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,385 Yeah, well, I'm ending that. 360 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,096 Oh, wait. Don't move. Don't move, Ren. 361 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,264 And this right here? 362 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,433 Our whole songwriting partnership? 363 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,685 I'm ending that, too. I'm ending it, Ren. 364 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,853 (SPITS) 365 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,564 Louis, you just ripped up your math homework. 366 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,653 Where's Louis? 367 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,531 I don't know. I think he's probably avoiding us. 368 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,676 Hey, did you hear what happened to that kid over at Cook Elementary? 369 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,328 Oh, yeah, that dude got stuck in a hamster cage. 370 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,791 (DRUMS PLAYING SLOW INTRO) 371 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,467 (SINGING) I know the feeling. 372 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,803 A-ring-a-ding-a-ling... 373 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,597 Yep, the dude finally lost it. 374 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,266 You guys, we are at school. 375 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,433 This is not a party. 376 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,686 Louis, what are you doing? 377 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,523 WEXLER: Louis Stevens, get down from that roof right now. 378 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,942 Ren, I just don't understand it. 379 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,277 Don't genetics mean anything? 380 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,696 I mean, you would never do something like this. 381 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,282 I guess that's 'cause I'm afraid to take risks. 382 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,450 Exactly. 383 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,996 I'm a caution freak who always plays it safe. 384 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,957 Yes, and that's what I love about you. 385 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,293 LOUIS: (SINGING) It's way too early. 386 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,795 Aw, looks like your brother's in big trouble. 387 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,298 Yeah, but you got to admit, he's got guts. 388 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,884 LOUIS: (SINGING) Uncool 389 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,809 (GUITAR PLAYING) 390 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,313 Whoo-hoo! 391 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,398 (SYNTHESIZER PLAYING) 392 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,066 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 393 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,447 (BAS LINE THUMPS) 394 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,579 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 395 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,252 (SINGING) Can't get out of my bed 396 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,503 I know the feeling. 397 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,756 Alarm clock next to my head. 398 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,174 A-ring-a-ding-a-ling. 399 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,009 Want to sleep instead of. 400 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:58,804 - Dealing with school. - School. 401 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,598 Hit the snooze button twice. 402 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,893 It's way too early Shower's cold as ice. 403 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,771 Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilly Spilled my crispy rice. 404 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,733 - That's so uncool. - Uncool. 405 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,902 Ruined my skirt, And my feet kind of hurt 406 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,237 'Cause I'm wearing two left shoes. 407 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,239 Wearing two left shoes. 408 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,408 Got a new zit But I ain't gonna quit 409 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,704 I know how to beat these blues 410 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,166 I just close my eyes and say... 411 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,338 - Another perfect day. - Day. 412 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,424 And all my troubles. - Away -Just go away. 413 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:41,931 - Another perfect day. - Day. 414 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,810 My schoolwork resembles a mountain... 415 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,729 This concert will cease as of now. 416 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,981 This is your final warning. 417 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,900 REN: (SINGING) eyes and say. 418 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,778 - Another perfect day. - Day. 419 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:59,240 And all my troubles. - Away -Just go away. 420 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:05,329 - Another perfect day. - Day. 421 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,790 Stop that dancing! 422 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,459 Stop that... You too, Tugnut! 423 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,002 Stop that dancing! 424 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,422 -REN: (CONTINUES SINGING) "...day" -Day. 425 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,716 And all my troubles just go away. 426 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,177 - Another perfect day. - Day. 427 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:28,386 Another perfect day (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 428 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,063 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 429 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,316 TAWNY: Oh! 430 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,987 Oh, there's some nasty stuff out here. 431 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,488 TWITTY: Okay, now, who would lose 432 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,073 a crusty, disgusting old sock? 433 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,908 LOUIS: Aw, nice, bro. Thanks. 434 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,355 I was looking all over for that. 435 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,415 - Good one. - WEXLER: There will be no chatting. 436 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,497 This is punishment, people. 437 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,081 Ren, I never thought I would be saying this to you. 438 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,211 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Wexler but it's just something 439 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,005 - I felt I had to do. - Ren, don't speak. 440 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,798 You've already broken my heart once. 441 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,342 Mr. Wexler, um, I think I'm getting a blister. 442 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,928 Oh... You know what's good for a blister? 443 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,096 What? 444 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,640 Picking up more trash! Now move it, move it, 445 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,809 move it, move it, move it, move it, move it. 446 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,062 For the last time, Tom, get that camera out of here. 447 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,815 Best part about being Louis's friend? 448 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,442 It's never boring. 449 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,778 The downside? 450 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,946 Are you going to eat that? 451 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,073 Thanks. 452 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,576 I have never been in so much trouble before 453 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,162 but it was worth it. 454 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,539 I give Ren a lot of credit for stepping up. 455 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,666 It was very cool. 456 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,961 - But don't tell her... - I said that. 457 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,254 I would hate to admit 458 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,216 that I actually had fun with Louis. 459 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:42,760 (CHUCKLES) 460 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,807 - Another perfect day. - Day. 461 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,517 And all my troubles. 462 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:50,976 - Away. - Just go away. 463 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:59,143 - Another perfect day. - Day.