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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM RINGING)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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(GIRLS GIGGLING)

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I feel ridiculous.

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Ren, you said if I volunteered to
help you, you know, I'd meet girls.

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And you will.

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- Not dressed like a bowling pin.
- Oh, Twitty.

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A bowling pin
that will attract girls

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to sign up for my mother-daughter
Bowl-O-Rama fundraiser.

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Now, pipe down and
look a little more... pin-like.

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- What's up, ladies?
- (GIRLS LAUGHING)

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Twitty, what are
you supposed to be?

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A milk bottle?

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- (GIRLS LAUGH)
- No. No, I'm a bowling pin.

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You look like a
wingless penguin.

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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- That's it, I'm out of here.
- Hey, girls.

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How would you two like to
be the first ones to sign up?

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Here.

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Wait a minute. Mother-daughter?

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Would that require
being seen with Babs?

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Come on, Ruby. Your
mom is fun to hang out with.

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Not in public.

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Ren, do you realize the
embarrassment potential here?

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When my mom gets around
my friends, she gets so peppy.

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Do you know how
annoying that is?

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Come on, don't you guys want
to raise money for the school?

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That's easy for you to say.

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Your mom's not going to show
up in fluorescent hip-huggers.

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Yeah, your mom's a state
senator. She's actually normal.

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Yeah, but that took years
of training. You guys...

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Please.

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Well, it is only one night.
How humiliating could it be?

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Yeah. At least we don't have to
dress up like bowling pins. (LAUGHS)

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Oh, yeah, don't worry,
Twitty, you'll meet lots of girls.

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- I can't believe I fell for... oop!
- Twitty.

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Why are you dressed like sushi?

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- I'm a stinking bowling pin.
- Oh. Sorry. Need some help?

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BOY: Nice outfit.

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Do you mind?

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Twitty.

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Where's Louis?

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I don't know. Oh...

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This English dude called
and said he's "indisposed."

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What does that mean?

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One deep-fried grain-encrusted
frankfurter on a baton, sir.

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Yeah, Chives, they
call these "corndogs."

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Very well, sir.

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And your root beer, sir.

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I wasn't sure how much ice you
wanted, so I filled eight glasses

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with varying amounts
of crushed cubes.

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I'll make a mental note
of which glass you prefer

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and all subsequent beverages will
contain exactly that amount of ice.

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That's good.

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Lou, have you seen my diary?

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(MUMBLING)

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I believe Master Louis said he
hasn't seen your mislaid diary.

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(SCOFFS) Hey, who's
the guy in the monkey suit?

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Oh, no. No.

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No, that's Chives,
Chives the butler.

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Yeah. Chives,
Donnie, Donnie, Chives.

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We got a butler?

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Oh, cool.

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Hey, uh... (CLEARS
THROAT) go scrub my sheets.

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No, Donnie.

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We didn't get anything,
okay? I got a butler.

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And how are you
going to pay for him?

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My own money.

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That I worked very hard for.

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ANNOUNCER: The winner of
the KSAK "Stinky Feet Contest"

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sponsored by
Stink-Away Foot Powder.

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America's number
one anti-stinkant

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and the recipient
of 500 dollars is...

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Louis "Sulfur Toes" Stevens.

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I don't believe this.

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Wow. I want to thank my mom,
my dad... all my friends at school.

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Oh, of course, Miss Beesley
my third-grade teacher

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who said I couldn't spell
but I did have smell, and...

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So you get to boss this
English dude around for a week?

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Chives.

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Sir, Master Louis is beginning
to find your presence tiresome.

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Perhaps you would like
to relocate to another room

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where something shiny
might hold your attention.

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Ooh, my gosh, hi.

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Hi.

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Well, I told you guys
we are going to have fun.

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Okay, girls, we're
ready to play bowling.

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Attention, everyone.

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(SCREAMING)

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(CHEERING)

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I'm so proud of you!

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(YELLING)

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That's okay, Mom. Y...
you get another shot.

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I'll get it now.

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(ALARM BUZZES)

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(LAUGHING)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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(SCREAMING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Ren, you were right. My
mom and I had a blast.

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Yeah, when they finish
cutting your mom out

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we should all go for ice cream.

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You know, maybe you
should come with us

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just in case I get my arm
caught in a yogurt machine.

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(LAUGHING)

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TEACHER: <i>Wendell Von Lear.</i>

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Edward Noodleman.

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- Tawny Dean.
- Here.

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Louis Stevens.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Louis Stevens?

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Master Stevens is present.

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- Your frappe, sir.
- Yes, thank you.

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Louis, I can't believe you
brought your butler to school.

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Well, frankly,

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I don't know how I got
through my days without him.

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You're doing a good
job there, Chives.

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Oh, come on, guys.
It's not that hard.

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Come on, Chives, harder.
No pain, no gain, buddy.

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Hey, Chives, good luck. I'll
see you at 4:30, all right, buddy?

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Oh, and don't forget

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to apologize for
everything I did.

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All right, buddy?

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Keep your chin up. There
you go. Have fun, Chives.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Master Louis has
requested his shorts

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be garden-fresh and static-free.

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Where might one find
the fabric-softener?

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One might look
in the utility closet.

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Most gracious of you. Cheerio.

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- Hey, Chives.
- Miss Ren.

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- Hi, Dad.
- Hey, Ren. Uh, Ren?

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I haven't had a
chance to talk to you.

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How was your mother-
daughter bowling night?

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Well, uh, Mom can't
bowl to save her life.

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Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Oh, uh, why is there an English
man doing laundry in our home?

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Oh. Chives? Well,
he works for Louis.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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Huh. So, did you tell
Mom how you felt?

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I just don't want
to hurt her feelings

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and, well, it was just
for one night, so...

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- Whew.
- Yeah.

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Dad, what are...
what are you doing?

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I'm going to sneak these socks
into Louis's load. I'll talk to you later.

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Oh. Oh.

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Dad!

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- Oh, hi, sweetheart. Hi.
- Hey, Mom.

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(KISSES)

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Wasn't last night a blast?

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Oh... Kaboom.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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- Here.
- Oh. What's this?

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- What's the occasion?
- Well, it's for you.

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- Really?
- Well...

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Actually, it's kind of for us.

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Oh, um, bowling shirt?

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- (CHUCKLES)
- Uh, who's Pinky?

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You are. You're Pinky.

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I thought we should get
cute little bowling nicknames.

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- Hmm. Yeah.
- I got one for me, too.

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I am...

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Gutter Queen. (LAUGHING)

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Uh, why did you
get bowling shirts?

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This is the really
big news, Ren.

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I spoke to Tanya and Babs today

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and we all agree that
we had so much fun

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bowling with you
girls last night that...

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we joined a mother-
daughter bowling league.

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Isn't that great? Isn't
that great, Ren? (GASPS)

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We can relive the
fun we had last night

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every single week.

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Uh...

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Uh...

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Kaboom.

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(LAUGHING)

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- (CHAIR WHIRLING)
- BEANS: Woo-hoo!

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Where's Chives? I
got to blow my nose.

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Blow your nose? Chives
isn't blowing your nose.

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He's my butler, not yours, okay?

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Did you know that butler
has the word "but" in it?

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Beans, get out of
my house, okay?

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My mom said I could
stay as long as I want.

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Well, Beans, doesn't
that tell you something?

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Nope.

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As requested, Master Louis,
your shorts are laundered,

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pressed, and lightly
sprayed with jasmine.

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Thank you, Chives.

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My underpants don't
smell anything like this.

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Chives... Beans, out.

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Get out, Beans!

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Chives, do this.

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Chives, do that.
Chives, do this.

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Master Louis requests
your immediate departure.

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Why don't you speak English?

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Chives, the annoying neighbor
kid gave me a crick in the neck.

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Please, help me.
It's right there.

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(KNOCKING)

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Chives, door?

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Oh, hello, Chives. Um... May
I speak to my brother, Louis?

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Good afternoon, Miss Ren.

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I'll announce you.

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Master Louis,
you have a visitor.

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- I know, Chives. Get rid of her.
- (SIGHS)

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- Louis.
- Oh, hey, Ren.

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Louis...

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Mom signed us up for this
mother-daughter bowling league

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and, well, it's gonna be
really embarrassing and...

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Well, I just don't have the heart
to tell her that I got to get out of it

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and, well, you are the
king of getting out of things

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so... help me?

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Chives, two words: heave ho.

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Wha...? No!

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That's fine. I will
show myself out.

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- Thanks a lot, Louis.
- No problem.

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(SCOFFS)

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Master Louis, may
I speak candidly?

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Go ahead. We're buds. Fire away.

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In all my years of service

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I've never seen such
abominable behavior.

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Oh, thanks, Chives.

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Abominable is bad, sir.

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Oh, well, in that case.

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(IN ENGLISH ACCENT):
that's enough sass out of you, sir.

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(LAUGHING)

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Master Louis, Miss
Ren is your sister.

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She came to you for help
and you turned her away.

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A true gentleman
would never do that.

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(BOWLING PINS CRASH)

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Isn't this fun? Look,
everybody's here.

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(CHUCKLING)

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Mom, um,

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now that we're in
an official league.

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I-I think that
maybe we should...

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we should be focused

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and we should try
and hit a few pins

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and we should not get our hands
stuck in the ball return this time.

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(LAUGHS)

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Oh, Ren, honey, relax.

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Nobody takes it that seriously.

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Taylors! Taylors!

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(BOTH GRUNT)

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Fight, fight, win, win! Mendels!

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Come on, honey. Come on.

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00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,828
Um, Mom, I'm going
to be back in a minute.

250
00:13:15,008 --> 00:13:17,765
LOUIS: Come on, come on.
Oh! Oh... (CLEARS THROAT)

251
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,382
- Hey, there, Ren.
- REN: What are you doing here?

252
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,502
Relax, "Pinky".

253
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,591
Uh, can't a man
and his butler bowl?

254
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,934
You don't even like bowling.
You're here to make fun of me.

255
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,895
You may not believe this,
but I'm here to help you.

256
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,480
Louis, I'm embarrassed enough.

257
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,607
I do not need you
doing something stupid.

258
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,485
(EILEEN LAUGHING)

259
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,242
Ren, good to go!

260
00:13:49,506 --> 00:13:51,057
(CHEERING)

261
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,087
(YELLING)

262
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,527
Yeah! Ha-ha! Woo!

263
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,224
(EILEEN CHEERING)

264
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,268
Chives, come on. Be quiet.

265
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,982
Sir, according to the sign,
we're simply not allowed...

266
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,650
Not allowed. Chives, no reading!

267
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,112
This is not a library.
Get low. Go, go.

268
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:29,160
Hey, um... Ma, now I
want you to concentrate.

269
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,995
I want to get one.

270
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,009
One.

271
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,666
Maybe I'm throwing
the ball too hard.

272
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,852
Why don't I take
it down a notch?

273
00:14:38,227 --> 00:14:40,296
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Try that.
- Okay.

274
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,753
- Good thinking, Mom.
- Yeah.

275
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,759
Okay, baby. We'll
take it down a notch.

276
00:15:14,077 --> 00:15:16,244
Hey, Ma, I think this is it.

277
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,296
I hit a pin.

278
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,401
I hit a pin!

279
00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:27,260
Ma, it didn't fall down.

280
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,639
Baby steps. Baby steps.

281
00:15:36,775 --> 00:15:38,541
Oh, here she is.
Chives, right here.

282
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,524
- Excuse me, sir.
- Yeah?

283
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,527
Exactly how will
replacing your mother's ball

284
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,696
with this identical
magnetic ball

285
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:47,864
make her a better bowler?

286
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:53,035
By making it attracted
to this metal bowling pin.

287
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,002
Chives, you shouldn't
have brought it that close.

288
00:15:58,038 --> 00:15:59,041
Okay, pull!

289
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,587
Where is my ball?

290
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,764
No, Mom, hey, hey. Ma,
no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey.

291
00:16:05,914 --> 00:16:07,734
You remember what we
were talking about, right?

292
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,719
- But the ball...
- The firemen.

293
00:16:12,207 --> 00:16:14,348
- Wish me luck, Chives.
- Best wishes, sir.

294
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,609
All right.

295
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,937
- Here it comes. Here it comes.
- Good, good, good.

296
00:16:22,201 --> 00:16:23,941
Ha! Ha-ha!

297
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,613
I find these holes in
it. Here we are! Okay.

298
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:29,906
Ready?

299
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,418
- Ma?
- Huh?

300
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,129
How'd you do that?

301
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,392
I don't know.

302
00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:50,218
Maybe I'm getting
the hang of this thing.

303
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,056
Come on, Ma.

304
00:16:56,543 --> 00:16:58,226
Ma, yeah!

305
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:02,980
This is ridiculous.

306
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,238
Again?

307
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,319
My finger's getting tired.

308
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,199
That's right. All right!

309
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,291
All right, everyone.

310
00:17:17,443 --> 00:17:19,205
The winner of our first week

311
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:23,334
of mother-daughter
league is... Eileen and Ren.

312
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,930
Oh...

313
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,381
(LAUGHS)

314
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,342
Okay, let's celebrate with some
of my homemade noodle loaf.

315
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,509
- Ooh!
- Rubes, break out the forks.

316
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,435
You must be my lucky ball.

317
00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:43,179
(GASPING)

318
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,958
MONIQUE: If I didn't
know any better,

319
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,859
I'd say something is a
little funky about that ball.

320
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,027
Let me see that ball.

321
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:54,115
Oh! I think I just
made a friend here.

322
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,012
I swear I have no
idea what's going on.

323
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,163
I think I have a clue.

324
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:05,042
- What are you doing back here?
- Uh... uh... we were... we were...

325
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,170
Run Chives! Run for
your life! Come on, Chives!

326
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,590
Oh! Oh! Run, I'll save you!

327
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,496
(SCREAMING)

328
00:18:12,771 --> 00:18:14,510
Help! Carry me,
Chives! Carry me!

329
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,761
Come back here!

330
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,280
Don't worry.

331
00:18:21,512 --> 00:18:24,770
When we get home I'm going
to punish Louis and Chives.

332
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,441
Mom, it wasn't
entirely Louis's fault.

333
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,129
He was actually
just trying to help me.

334
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,243
Help you?

335
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,354
Can you sit down
a minute, please?

336
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,412
Okay, um...

337
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,711
I really... I really don't
know how to say this

338
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,706
'cause it's kind
of weird but, um...

339
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:50,260
I really, really look up to
you, and... and I respect you.

340
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,840
You're usually, like,
great at everything,

341
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,717
but now you're not.

342
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,053
It's just really kind of...

343
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,846
A little embarrassing?

344
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,502
A lot.

345
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:05,478
Ren, if you feel this way why
didn't you say something to me?

346
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,813
Well, I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

347
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,066
But Mom... Mom, it was
like you didn't even care.

348
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,400
Didn't you want to win?

349
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,821
Honey, I am in politics.
All I think about is winning.

350
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,949
- Yeah, well, why did you just stop?
- I thought this was just for fun.

351
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,787
I was having a good
time just being with you.

352
00:19:23,393 --> 00:19:24,705
I didn't think it mattered.

353
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,028
Well, it did.

354
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,086
Okay, I'm sorry.

355
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,007
Hey, the champs. Hey,
listen, we're gonna head out

356
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,967
as soon as Rubes
finds her retainer.

357
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:40,221
Oh! (CHUCKLES) Got it.

358
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,056
So, we'll see you
guys next week?

359
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,267
Um, you know,

360
00:19:45,453 --> 00:19:48,813
oh, my campaign
is, is so busy now

361
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,457
I'm not going to be
able to make next week.

362
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,649
BABS: Aw...

363
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,367
Mom, I... I think we should
come back next week.

364
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,612
- BABS: Yeah.
- Really?

365
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,781
Yeah.

366
00:19:58,948 --> 00:19:59,949
You can make time.

367
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,575
Besides, you know...

368
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,203
you need all the
practice you can get.

369
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,374
(LAUGHING) All right.
So we'll see you next week.

370
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,292
- Bye, honey.
- Okay. (LAUGHS)

371
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,187
Come on. Let's go rent
some bowling tapes.

372
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,295
They make bowling tapes?

373
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,464
Yeah, they'll help you
improve your game.

374
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,446
LOUIS: Let's go! Let's go! Chives!
Come on, they're gaining on us!

375
00:20:19,268 --> 00:20:21,145
Where'd he go? You
see where he went?

376
00:20:22,219 --> 00:20:24,912
- Excuse me, sir.
- What? Yeah? Yeah?

377
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,475
"Banned from bowling"?

378
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,437
What is that? That's
not even my good side.

379
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,604
Dreadful.

380
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,398
(BOTH SCREAM)

381
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,455
Chives, I miss you, buddy.

382
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,999
(KNOCKING)

383
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,418
Chives, you've come back, buddy!

384
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,962
I missed you. Just
hold me Chives.

385
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,797
Okay, my room's a mess.

386
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,719
The check you used to pay for
my services was, as you say...

387
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,513
bogus.

388
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,175
Chives, I'm really sorry.

389
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,684
And, dude, I feel
awful. I really do.

390
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,850
I wish there was some way
I could make it up to you.

391
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,905
(IN ENGLISH ACCENT):
Gentlemen, a light snack.

392
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,825
Louis, what are you waiting for?

393
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,037
That lovely, crisp
bacon isn't going to crawl

394
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,371
into our mouths.

395
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,165
Right, very sorry, sir.

396
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,284
My deepest apologies.

397
00:21:34,432 --> 00:21:35,609
Here you go.

398
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,017
It's so hard to find
good help these days.

399
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:51,352
Indeed, sir.

400
00:21:54,296 --> 00:21:57,133
Yes, very, uh... (CLEARS
THROAT) hard, sir.

401
00:21:58,956 --> 00:22:00,014
(CLEARS THROAT)

402
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,366
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)