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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM RINGING)

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(SLURPS)

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(LIGHTSABERS HUMMING)

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(EXPLOSION)

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(LOUD SNEEZE)

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(SNEEZES)

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(COUGHS)

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(MOANS)

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Oh, honey, how are you feeling?

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Oh-oh, I-I... I am
perfectly miserable.

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You poor thing! Let
me feel your head.

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Ren, you are still burning up.

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I know, I know, but
I have to get going.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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You are staying
right where you are.

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Mom, I have to go to school.

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No, you need to rest.

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Mom, I can't miss school. I
haven't missed single day.

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Do you see that
empty frame over there?

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Well, that is for my award for
my perfect attendance record.

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If I don't go, I'm not
going to get the award

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and I'm not going to be
having a picture frame

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with a little gold
thing on the side...

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Ren, Ren, honey, you're
babbling. Okay, you're sick.

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You are staying home

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and you are staying in bed.

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What am I supposed
to do all day?

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Well, you're going to rest
and you're going to feel better.

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I have a great idea.

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Why don't you watch one
of these great old musicals?

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You love these.

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(MUSIC PLAYS)

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Aw, look.

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(LOUD SNEEZING)

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Don't worry, I'm on it!

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(LOUD SNEEZING)

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That was some sneeze,
son. Are you all right?

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No, not really. I got a lot
of, um... a lot of phlegm.

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You know... a lot of mucus.

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So, I'm calling it,
um... uh, phlucus.

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- Phlucus, huh?
- It's bad.

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- Wow. Sorry to hear that.
- Yeah.

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Dang it, I didn't really want to miss
Coach Tugnut's obstacle course test.

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It was really important to me.
It's something I could excel...

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(LOUD SNEEZE)

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Sorry, Dad. Sorry
about that. Sorry.

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There you go.

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So, uh, am I burning up or what?

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I don't know.

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I'm just resting my hand
while I look for something.

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- Here, let me tuck you in.
- You know what? I'm tucked in fine, Dad.

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I'm tucked in fine.

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Aha!

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- No.
- Give me that! Come on!

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(THROUGH LOUDSPEAKER):
You're faking it!

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Now get dressed for school.

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Move! Move!

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Hurry up! Come on!

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Not that belt!

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All right, let's go!

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See you later, Dad.

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- Okay, son.
- Yeah.

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<i>I'm ridin' the range in 1869.</i>

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<i>I'm sittin' on my
best pal Named Curly</i>

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<i>I sing to my horse.</i>

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<i>There something
Wrong with that...</i>

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(SNEEZES, COUGHS)

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I've got to get that award.

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(MUSIC ENDS)

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Ren, you're late.

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(COUGHS)

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I know. I'm sorry, sir.

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I felt a little sick this morning
but I think I'm okay now.

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Well, grab yourself a
tardy slip and take a seat.

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- I gotta do the morning announcements.
- Thank you.

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(MUSIC STARTS)

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(SINGING)<i> Lawrence Junior
High Won't you lend me an ear?</i>

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<i>I hope this PA system
Is loud and clear.</i>

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<i>Now, listen up, people
I got something to say.</i>

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<i>These are the morning</i> a
<i>nnouncements For today.</i>

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<i>Be sure to check the lost
and found Between classes.</i>

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<i>There's a comb in there.</i>

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<i>And a pair Of
really thick glasses.</i>

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<i>Looks like somebody,
hmm Lost their pants.</i>

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<i>There's a full salami sandwich
And some complementary ants.</i>

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<i>Oh!</i>

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<i>I hope you seventh
graders Got a lot of rest.</i>

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<i>Because today's Your
physical endurance test.</i>

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<i>Tugnut's wearing a crazy grin.</i>

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<i>Sixth period in the gym.</i>

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<i>- Let the pain begin.
- Let the pain begin.</i>

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<i>That's all for this
morning Oh, did I mention.</i>

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<i>There's only one name
On the list for detention?</i>

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<i>He's never been
accused Of overachieving.</i>

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<i>He's that goofy little
troublemaker Louis Stevens.</i>

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<i>- Who?
- Louis Stevens.</i>

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<i>- Oh!
- Now I'm leaving Out.</i>

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Well, Ren, what do you think?

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That was interesting.

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WEXLER: Well, thank you.

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(LOUIS LAUGHING) Oh, sorry, Ren.

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So, Mom and Dad made
you come to school, too, huh?

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(COUGHS) No. I begged them to
let me go, and I still had to sneak out.

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Oh, really? I like that, Ren.

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Twitty, take a note.

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Every time I'm dealing with my
parents, do everything backwards.

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It's called reverse psychology,
actually. It's very effective.

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I don't want to psych
anybody out. I really like school.

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I like school, too. Except for the
classrooms, teachers and tests.

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Like Coach Tugnut's
physical endurance exam?

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Yeah, exactly. Like that.
I'll never take that test.

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How are you gonna get out of it?

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Uh, well, right now
I'm not at liberty to say.

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What does that mean?

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Uh, that just means he
hasn't figured it out yet.

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Louis, you better think fast
'cause the test is sixth period.

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Oh, Connie, please, don't worry
about it, okay? I always find a way.

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- (COUGHS)
- (JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING)

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LOUIS: (SINGING) <i>I'm not strong.</i>

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<i>I'm not fast.</i>

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<i>When it comes to
endurance I just can't last.</i>

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<i>So I'll get out of gym
Like I have in the past.</i>

125
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<i>Like the time you wore
The huge full-body cast.</i>

126
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<i>I always find a way.</i>

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<i>- He always finds a way.
- He always finds a way.</i>

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<i>No one can produce An
excellent excuse like you.</i>

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<i>What can I say?</i>

130
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<i>He always finds a way.</i>

131
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<i>-A pathetic wheeze</i> -(WHEEZES)

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<i>-A powerful sneeze</i> -(SNEEZES)

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<i>The time you filled your
ears up With cottage cheese.</i>

134
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<i>And said it was because
Of my sweat allergies.</i>

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<i>That one got me
Out of gym with ease.</i>

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<i>I always find a way.</i>

137
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<i>- He always finds a way.
- He always finds a way.</i>

138
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<i>He can easily create
Ways to abbreviate.</i>

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<i>- His gym period stay.
- His gym period stay</i>

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<i>- I always find a way.
- He always finds a way.</i>

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<i>He always finds a way.</i>

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<i>But not today</i>

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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Oh, we should...

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- Yeah, probably.
- Yeah, probably.

146
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I'm having the
weirdest day, you guys.

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I can't even wait till it's over

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and I'm home in bed.

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Yeah, well, I'll just be happy when
our science presentations are over.

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Yeah. I know you're going
to win that science medal.

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I hope so. I've been
dreaming about it

152
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since the day I was born.

153
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Well, you'll find
out sixth period.

154
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Why? What's
happening sixth period?

155
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That's when our
presentations are due.

156
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You're doing yours on
the space program, right?

157
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I am?

158
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Ren, that assignment
counts for half our grade.

159
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You sure it's today?

160
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Yeah.

161
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Wait a minute.

162
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She's kidding.

163
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(LAUGHING) That's good.

164
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(LAUGHING)

165
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Hey, guys.

166
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Ren, I think you should know

167
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my science presentation
is so awesome.

168
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Whoo! I can start polishing
that science medal now.

169
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I doubt it, Larry.

170
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Ren's going to kick
your butt as usual.

171
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No, guys, I'm sorry, but...

172
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I don't know if it's the fever but
I really, really don't remember

173
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anything about
this presentation.

174
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Yeah, right, Ren, okay.

175
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You've been working
on this thing for months.

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Well forget about it, okay?

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'Cause I'm not
letting my guard down.

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RUBY: Ren, you're serious?

179
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You haven't done any
research on the space program?

180
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No. I have to
get to the library.

181
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(POP ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

182
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(SINGING) <i>What's
the matter with Ren?</i>

183
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<i>She's usually so responsible.</i>

184
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<i>Tell me, could it be possible
She's losing her touch?</i>

185
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,920
<i>- What's the matter with Ren?
- What's the matter with Ren?</i>

186
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,007
<i>She's usually so reliable.</i>

187
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,509
<i>-But her flakiness
is undeniable</i> -Sorry.

188
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,303
<i>Oh, this is too much.</i>

189
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,222
<i>- What's the matter with Ren?
- What's the matter with Ren?</i>

190
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:20,018
<i>- What's the matter with Ren?
- What's the matter with Ren?</i>

191
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:23,897
<i>The space assignment's
Something that she knew about.</i>

192
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<i>And it really isn't
like her to forget.</i>

193
00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:36,159
<i>But instead of knowing about
space She is spacing out.</i>

194
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<i>Ironically, Ren's
now a space cadet.</i>

195
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<i>Everybody's asking
me again and again.</i>

196
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<i>So I'll tell you what's the matter
What's the matter with Ren.</i>

197
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<i>She's cracking under pressure
'Cause when it comes to science.</i>

198
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<i>Larry Beale is one of
those Academic giants.</i>

199
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<i>Finally, I'm gonna
get My chance to shine</i>

200
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,135
<i>'Cause that science
medal Is gonna be mine.</i>

201
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,513
<i>She used to keep me down
But this is now, that was then.</i>

202
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,640
<i>And that's what's the
matter What's the matter.</i>

203
00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:02,644
<i>With Ren.</i>

204
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,497
<i>- What's the matter with Ren?</i>
- My book bag.

205
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,207
- LARRY: <i>What?
- She used to be so dependable</i>

206
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,733
<i>- I just told you.
- She doesn't seem like our friend at all.</i>

207
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,110
<i>What's happened to her?</i>

208
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,778
<i>What's the matter with Ren?</i>

209
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,573
<i>- She can't take the heat.
- What's the matter with me?</i>

210
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:20,120
- LARRY: <i>She's smelling defeat.
- What's the matter with me?</i>

211
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,455
<i>My victory will be sweet.</i>

212
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,707
<i>What's the matter with me?</i>

213
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:28,378
<i>What's the matter with Ren?</i>

214
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,631
(SIGHS)

215
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:40,098
Okay, find info on
the space program.

216
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:45,770
Find excuses on
how to get out of gym.

217
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,772
Come on, come on,
I don't have all day.

218
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,567
Come on, come on, you
adorable computer, please.

219
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,235
Work your magic. There we go.

220
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,903
- (COMPUTER BEEPING)
- Did it. Did it.

221
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,697
- (BEEPS)
- I did that twice.

222
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:59,075
- (BEEPS)
- "Man first landed on the moon in 1969."

223
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,369
Okay, I already knew
that. What else you got?

224
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:02,912
COMPUTER: <i>Good-bye.</i>

225
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,873
No! No, no, no,
no, not good-bye.

226
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,017
Don't say good-bye. Please
don't say good-bye to me.

227
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,641
Oh come on, I wouldn't even do
that. That's physically impossible.

228
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,504
- (YELLS)
- (YELLS)

229
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,858
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- STUDENTS: (SINGING) <i>Sixth period.</i>

230
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:14,966
<i>Sixth period.</i>

231
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:21,598
<i>Sixth period is drawing near.</i>

232
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,684
<i>To ruin my junior high career.</i>

233
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,352
<i>That test run by Tugnut.</i>

234
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,229
<i>It's gonna kick my butt.</i>

235
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,900
<i>Oh, how you fill my heart</i>
w <i>ith dread Sixth period.</i>

236
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,359
STUDENTS: <i>Sixth period.</i>

237
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,028
<i>Sixth period.</i>

238
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,156
<i>Sixth period</i>

239
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,618
<i>- I'll tell my college plans farewell.
- Gee, we remember when.</i>

240
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,913
<i>- When I hear that sixth-period bell.
- We could rely on Ren</i>

241
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:48,124
<i>- I think I ate bad shrimp.
- Stevens, don't be a wimp.</i>

242
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,878
<i>Try and be a man
instead Sixth period.</i>

243
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,839
<i>Sixth period Sixth period.</i>

244
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,800
<i>Sixth period.</i>

245
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,512
<i>- Ren's presentation time has come.
- Oh, I can't wait to see.</i>

246
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,974
<i>- Oh, no, I'm gonna look so dumb.
- What Ren's prepared for me.</i>

247
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,186
<i>We hope we leave the
gym With all of our limbs.</i>

248
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,021
<i>And of course
With all our heads.</i>

249
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,606
<i>Steve, Ren's not in her bed.</i>

250
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,567
<i>- We better find her.
- Yeah, let's hustle</i>

251
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,279
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

252
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,949
<i>Oh, I think I pulled a muscle</i>

253
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:24,535
(DISCO MUSIC CONTINUES)

254
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,164
<i>-Wow, these halls get so
crowded</i> -ALL: <i>Sixth period.</i>

255
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:34,379
<i>Sixth period Sixth
period Sixth period.</i>

256
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:39,676
Boys, it's been pointed out
that my little obstacle course here

257
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,012
is dangerous,
cruel and sadistic.

258
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,515
Also, that I personally...

259
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:50,186
am dangerous,
cruel and sadistic.

260
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,773
So, I have decided...

261
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,651
to cancel sixth period.

262
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,695
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

263
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,154
Just kidding.

264
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,824
I'm also funny.

265
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,492
I should add that.

266
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,953
(LAUGHING LOUDLY)

267
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,748
- Uh, Coach. Coach.
- What?

268
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,626
Um, I don't think Louis is gonna
be able to run the course today.

269
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,170
I'm afraid he's suffering
from green nose.

270
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,172
Green nose?

271
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,779
Yeah, the dreaded
green nose disease.

272
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,802
You know, first your nose
turns green and then...

273
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,845
Mommy, can I have my buttercup?

274
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,773
You start shouting off these stupid
phrases, and you can't control it.

275
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,891
Well, that looks pretty bad.

276
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,643
- Yeah.
- I'd better twist it off.

277
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,395
No! You shouldn't do that, sir!

278
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,981
Because, uh,
because, uh... it's...

279
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,691
it's, uh... Whoa, look at that!

280
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:37,900
It's only paint.

281
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,796
Some of the guys probably did it
'cause I'm so popular in school, you know.

282
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,531
All right, enough
nonsense. Let's start the test.

283
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,242
Okay, boys, all you
need to do to pass gym

284
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,618
is complete the tire run...

285
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,498
jump a little rope,
jog on the treadmill

286
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,126
and climb this rope.

287
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,544
That's it?

288
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,504
That doesn't seem
bad. That's nothing.

289
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,006
Oh, and, uh...

290
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:07,055
survive 15 seconds
in the Cage of Doom.

291
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,390
(LAUGHS)

292
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,477
- (SOBS)
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

293
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,897
<i>Welcome, lads
Now I must enforce.</i>

294
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,566
<i>Your participation In
the obstacle course.</i>

295
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,985
<i>Designed by me With no remorse</i>

296
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,446
<i>I'm the master of the gym</i>

297
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,907
- (TWITTY GROANING)
- <i>Master, I'm the master</i>

298
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,659
- (GROANING)
<i>- I'm the master of the gym.</i>

299
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,704
<i>Faster For the master's.</i>

300
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,207
<i>-Patience has run thin</i> -Whoa!

301
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,542
<i>This is a test That
you won't forget.</i>

302
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,462
<i>You'll be soaking
wet With sweat.</i>

303
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:44,008
<i>Hurry up or you will
regret Ending up like him</i>

304
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,095
- (SCREAMING)
<i>- Master, I'm the master</i>

305
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,722
<i>I'm the master of the gym.</i>

306
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,183
<i>Move faster for the master.</i>

307
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,185
<i>Or your future will be grim.</i>

308
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,771
How much more of
this are we gonna take?

309
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,731
I mean, there's 20
of us and one of him.

310
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,693
(SINGING) <i>You have
lost your authority.</i>

311
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,238
<i>This here is a mutiny.</i>

312
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,907
<i>From now on It is plain to see.</i>

313
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,827
<i>We're the masters of the gym.</i>

314
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,037
<i>Masters We're the masters</i>

315
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,581
- (SCREAMING)
<i>- We're the masters of the gym</i>

316
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,334
- (WHIMPERING)
<i>- Move faster for the masters.</i>

317
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:22,046
<i>Or your future's
looking grim Masters.</i>

318
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,649
<i>-We're the masters</i>
-(TREADMILL BEEPING)

319
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,426
<i>-Now we're getting
back at him</i> -(YELPING)

320
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,719
<i>Masters We're the masters</i>

321
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,139
- (SOBBING) No!
<i>- We're the masters of the gym</i>

322
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,557
Stevens! Oh!

323
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,226
(LIQUIDS BUBBLING)

324
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,229
As you will see, by rearranging
a few of these measly molecules

325
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:42,775
I can actually turn this
revolting slab of liver

326
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,318
into...

327
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,448
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

328
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,327
(LAUGHS)

329
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:57,457
Into a delicious
slab of chocolate.

330
00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,750
One for you.

331
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,253
Mmm... delicious!

332
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,798
- Yummy! Well done, Larry.
- I know.

333
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,468
You know, there's only one
thing standing between you

334
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,970
and this beautiful,
shiny science medal,

335
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,182
and that's Ren, who's
been longing for this

336
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:18,186
ever since she was
about... hmm, born.

337
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,396
Ren, you're up.

338
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,066
Good luck.

339
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:26,944
I'm toast.

340
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,280
Come on, you can't
let Larry Beale beat you.

341
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,824
- Guys, I have nothing.
- You're smart. Make something up.

342
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,826
All I know about
the space program

343
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,245
is that the guy went
to the moon in 1969.

344
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,413
Good enough.

345
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,581
- Go!
- Go!

346
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,085
Go. (CHUCKLES)

347
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,969
(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)

348
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,930
Well...

349
00:16:54,096 --> 00:17:00,686
(SINGING) <i>We went
to the moon in 1969.</i>

350
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,313
Um...

351
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:09,028
<i>Not 1968, but a year later.</i>

352
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:16,827
<i>We went to the moon in 1969.</i>

353
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:24,877
<i>That's when the astronauts
First walked inside a crater.</i>

354
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,298
<i>-We went to the moon in
1969</i> -(ALL VOCALIZING)

355
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,261
<i>Not 1970, but a year sooner.</i>

356
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:37,431
<i>We went to the moon in 1969.</i>

357
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,477
<i>That's when they made
a landing That was lunar.</i>

358
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,689
STUDENTS: <i>We didn't
go up to the sun or stars.</i>

359
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:49,026
<i>We didn't go to Mercury or Mars.</i>

360
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:53,239
<i>But we went to the moon In 1969.</i>

361
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:57,451
<i>Not 1968, but the year after.</i>

362
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:01,289
<i>And once they got there
The astronauts felt fine.</i>

363
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:05,251
<i>They smiled at each other
And there was laughter.</i>

364
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,380
<i>We went to the moon in 1969.</i>

365
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:13,301
<i>Not 1970, a year before Uh-huh.</i>

366
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:17,471
<i>The rocket that flew
Had a really neat design.</i>

367
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,016
<i>When it took off, The
engines made a roar</i>

368
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,684
<i>(</i>ROCKET ROARS)

369
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:25,313
<i>We went to the moon in 1969.</i>

370
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:29,150
<i>The trip wasn't all that easy.</i>

371
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,279
<i>And when we got there,
We were surprised to find.</i>

372
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:37,283
<i>That it was solid
And it wasn't cheesy.</i>

373
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,536
ALL: <i>We went up
to the M-double-O-N.</i>

374
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:46,917
<i>We went up to the
moon Sing it again.</i>

375
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,255
<i>We went to the moon in 1969.</i>

376
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:55,384
<i>Not 1970, but a year sooner.</i>

377
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:59,305
<i>We went to the moon in 1969.</i>

378
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,515
<i>That's when they made a landing.</i>

379
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:09,357
<i>That... was... Lunar</i>

380
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,324
(MUSIC ENDS)

381
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:25,748
Ren, that was brilliant,
inspiring, and quite a toe-tapper.

382
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,625
Thank you, Ms. Lovelson.

383
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,210
No, wait a minute.

384
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,504
Okay, she didn't
say anything except...

385
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,951
(SINGING)<i> "We went to the moon."</i>

386
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,425
I know, Larry. That's why
Ren is receiving a failing grade.

387
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,303
I'm failing? I got an F?

388
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,846
(LAUGHS)

389
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,306
Well, what do you know, Ren?

390
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,016
(MUSIC RESUMES)

391
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,603
<i>Ren got an F That's
got to be a first</i>

392
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,774
<i>I can't believe that She
messed up so badly.</i>

393
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:55,486
<i>Ren got an F This
is my lucky day</i>

394
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:59,824
<i>I'm sorry that it
Had to end so sadly.</i>

395
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,450
ALL: <i>Ren got an F.</i>

396
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,953
<i>-Ren got an F</i> -Ha, ha!

397
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,746
<i>Ren got an F.</i>

398
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,416
<i>-Ren got an F</i> -Stop singing!

399
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,919
Stop singing! No,
just stop singing.

400
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,714
Stop singing. Stop singing!

401
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,303
(SNEEZES)

402
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,680
(SNIFFLES)

403
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,266
Hey, Ren. Feeling better?

404
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,600
Yeah, much.

405
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,562
Yeah, Ren, sorry you won't be
getting that attendance award.

406
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,774
As a matter of fact, we all
wanted to tell you how we feel.

407
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,086
- (MUSIC RESUMES)
- (SINGING) <i>There'll be no award.</i>

408
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,279
<i>You missed a day of school.</i>

409
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,741
<i>You never should
have gotten influenza.</i>

410
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:46,162
<i>It's just an award It
doesn't mean a thing</i>

411
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:50,249
<i>I think that we should
sing Another stanza.</i>

412
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,126
<i>It's just an award.</i>

413
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,961
<i>It's just an award.</i>

414
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,172
<i>It's just an award.</i>

415
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,717
<i>-It's just an award</i> -(SCREAMS)

416
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,179
EILEEN: Ren, Ren!

417
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,139
Ren, honey, honey. Are you okay?

418
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,016
Yeah.

419
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,768
I'm really awake, right?

420
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,562
Of course you are. You
just had a bad dream.

421
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,482
Hey, you know what?
Your fever's broken.

422
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,400
I do feel better.

423
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:17,937
Hey, I can go to school now.

424
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,695
No, no, no. Sweetheart, no.

425
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,072
It's 4:00 in the afternoon.
You slept all day.

426
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,699
School's over.

427
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,493
There goes my award.

428
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,036
EILEEN: I'm sorry.

429
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,329
(SIGHS)

430
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,540
You know what? It's okay.
At least the pressure's off.

431
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,834
Well, good. I'm glad
you feel that way.

432
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,027
Now, I made you some soup,
and Louis is going to bring it up.

433
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,339
Oh, that's great.

434
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,424
(SINGING) <i>I've got hot soup.</i>

435
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,886
<i>Delicious chicken soup</i> (SCREAMS)

436
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,846
What?

437
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,141
What?

438
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,686
First, your nose
turns green and then...

439
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,480
Mommy, can I have my buttercup?

440
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,690
Mommy, I'm now
allergic to dairy.

441
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,443
Mommy, can I have
my corn niblet cake?

442
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,988
You start shouting off these stupid
phrases, and you can't control it.

443
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,908
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)