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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALARM RINGING)
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(SLURPING)
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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZING)
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(EXPLOSION)
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Football, gymnastics, discus,
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basketball...
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Oh, yeah, and of
course, Ultimate Frisbee.
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TWITTY: What
doesn't your brother do?
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Uh...
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It's kind of like
you're George Pitt.
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George Pitt?
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Yeah, you know, if, like Brad
Pitt had a younger brother
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and even if, you know
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you did all these great
things on your own
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it really wouldn't make a difference
'cause you'd never match up
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to all your brother's
accomplishments.
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Thank you, man,
no, really, thanks
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is there any... is there anything
else you want to say to me?
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Yeah, your life stinks.
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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Windsprints, anyone?
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Uh, yeah.
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I know we should be out
there doing windsprints
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like everybody else
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but he was feeling lightheaded.
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- Like...
- So I was just assisting him.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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You were trying to
cut P.E., Stevens...
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something your brother Donnie
never did when he was here.
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Noses on the wall, both of you!
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You know, Stevens
tomorrow afternoon
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when I enshrine your
brother into our hall of fame.
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I was thinking of starting
off with a little story.
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It was 11 years ago, and
I was working yard duty
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at Brookwell Elementary
when I noticed
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this raven-haired kindergarten
kid playing tetherball
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with the fifth graders
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and quite frankly,
putting them to shame.
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(GROANING)
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Have a nice run?
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Yeah.
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Beans, what are you
doing in our house?
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My house is boring.
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You look thirsty.
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Yeah, I am actually
kind of thirsty.
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(HUMMING)
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Thanks, that's so sweet
and convenient, too.
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- You want to join me?
- No, thanks.
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I prefer to watch.
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- Bottoms up.
- Yeah.
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Well, it's been swell.
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I don't think so.
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I'm sorry. Is there a problem?
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(YELLING)
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Yeah, there you
go, Dale, good job.
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Whoo!
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Dig your shoulder into that.
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What's up, Lou?
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W... wait a second.
This is my mattress!
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No, no, this is my
mattress, seriously!
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Ah! Mitchell! Yeah!
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What are you doing?
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Don't you think I need
something to sleep on?!
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- That is my mattress.
- Lou, we'll have it back by tonight.
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No, no, look. You're knocking
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- the stuffing out of my mattre...
- We're trying to, baby!
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(SCREAMING)
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- Whoo!
- Way to go, Donnie, yeah!
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That's the way to hit it.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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Son, is there a problem?
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And... and before you
answer, you should know
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I have a flight to
Chicago in 48 minutes.
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Oh, that's... that's dandy,
Dad. Look at my mattress!
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There's drool and... and
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shoulder sweat
and grass stains...
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and none of it's mine.
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Settle down, son. Now, what
seems to be the problem?
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Donnie.
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He uses my, my
toothbrush to clean
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his football cleats.
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He steals the Canadian bacon
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off the top of the pizza.
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He ruined my mattress
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and he's getting this
award tomorrow after school.
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Louis...
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I get the picture.
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Lou, I had four
brothers of my own
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and I know what it's like.
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You wanted that last sausage
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you had to fight for it.
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Right.
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I felt like I couldn't
take it anymore.
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You know what my dad did?
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- What?
- Nothing.
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See you in a couple days.
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Now, wait... wait a second, Dad.
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Louis, sort it out. Set
your own boundaries.
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Dad...
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Would you grab that for me, son?
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Yeah.
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Uh, uh, Dad, you
might want to have...
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(SCREAMS)
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Now, Beans...
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Why would you put pickle
juice in my sports drink?
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How tall are you?
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Okay, focus with me, all right?
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Um... why would you do that?
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I thought it was funny.
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That was not funny.
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- Made me laugh.
- (SIGHS)
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What's in this drawer?
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Okay! Listen. No more pranks.
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All right?
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'Cause if you do, you're just
going to be coming up here
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for more lectures.
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- Is that perfectly clear?
- Crystal.
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Good.
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I knew you'd
understand, you know?
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Because you're a smart guy.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Go ahead.
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Where does toilet
paper come from?
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And he still holds
the school record
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for the eight-pound shot put
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Mickey "Thud" Fanner!" Okay!
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Congratulations, Mickey.
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Take a seat, bud.
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And now it's time for me to
introduce the newest member
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of the Wombat hall of fame.
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He graduated two
years ago, and, uh...
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Oh, shoot, promised
myself I wasn't going to cry.
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Donnie Stevens, get up here!
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Donnie has prepared
a few words for us.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Thank you, Coach...
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Tugnut.
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(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
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Well said, Donnie.
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Now, we all know
that Donnie is the star
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of his high school
football team.
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But I know that Donnie has
some college dreams, too.
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Donnie, can you tell the kids
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where you think you
might like to be going?
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Well, like any great legend
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I'd love to go to Texas State
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to play for Coach
"Specs" Richardson.
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Oh, really?
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Well... it just so happens
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that Coach Richardson has
sent along his best wishes.
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Hey, nerd, roll that tape.
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What?
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Oh, hey, hey. Donnie!
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This is Coach Richardson
down here in Texas.
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Just want to congratulate
you on this great honor, boy.
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We like players like you
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down here at Texas State
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and that's why I'm on
my way to Sacramento
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to talk to you about
a full-ride scholarship.
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Congratulations, Ronnie.
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Huh? Huh? Oh!
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Uh, congratulations,
there, Donnie.
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Wait a minute. Coach Specs
Richardson is coming here
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to Sacramento to see me?
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He'll be pulling up to your
house in a couple of hours.
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(LAUGHING)
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Hey, now we just
got to find a place
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to hide your brother Louis.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Uh, seriously, stash him.
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Well, it's been a
big day for all of us
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but I can tell you this: this
party is far from being over.
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Donnie, take a seat.
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I'd like to tell you
how I feel about you...
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in song.
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(FEEDBACK)
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It's a little something
I've been working on
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since you left...
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19 long months ago,
and it goes like this...
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(SINGING TO THE TUNE OF "MY
WAY"): To sweat, or not to sweat.
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So many games
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I won't forget.
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Dude, what are we
doing here, man?
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School's over. Let's go home.
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Hold on, my impatient
friend. The best is yet to come.
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- Ew! (SCREAMS)
- (LAUGHING)
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- (LAUGHING)
- Beans!
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I am covered in oatmeal.
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I guess I'm busted.
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Yeah. You're
right, you're busted.
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Did you hear
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a single thing that
I said yesterday?!
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I guess I need a review.
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Okay, playing mean
tricks on people
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is going to get
you into trouble.
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(SPEAKING AT HIGH SPEED)
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Now do you know what I'm saying?
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I'm sorry, I have a
short attention span.
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You can start over.
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I'll make popcorn.
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No... no more popcorn,
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no more lectures
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because I am covered in oatmeal!
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And you, Beans
Aranguren, are going home.
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Consider yourself kicked out!
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COACH TUGNUT:
(SINGING) Oh, he can score.
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And so much more.
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Hats off to Do-o-n-nie!
(HITTING HIGH NOTE)
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(APPLAUSE)
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(CHUCKLING)
Thank you, thank you.
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Come on, come on.
This isn't about me.
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Hey, dude, I'm glad
we stayed, man.
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Tugnut's got a really
good set of pipes there.
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Just keep watching.
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And now the coup de grâce
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the capo de tutti-tutti...
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Donnie himself...
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will demonstrate the routine
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that won Lawrence
Junior High School
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our first gymnastics title.
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Let's hear it for Donnie.
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(BAND PLAYS UPBEAT THEME)
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You didn't tinker with
Donnie's big day, did you?
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(BEEPING)
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LOUIS: Yeah, I
stopped by last night
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and added a few
surprises of my own.
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(DRILLING)
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(BEEPING)
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(GRUNTING) Wh... (BEEPING)
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Whoa, whoa...
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Hey, uh...
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Whoa, whoa... (GRUNTING)
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You better slow
that thing down, man.
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I'm try... I'm trying
to... (BEEPING)
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Whoa! (THUD)
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- (GROANS)
- (CROWD GASPING)
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COACH: Donnie!
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Are you okay?
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(WHIMPERING)
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What is that doctor
doing in there?
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I mean, is he okay?
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Dude, don't worry.
I'm sure Donnie is fine.
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(MOANING)
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Oh!
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Who could have rigged
that pommel horse
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to throw your brother
across the room?
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I don't know.
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But I assure you
that I will not rest
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till that person is
brought to justice, sir.
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Donnie's going to be fine.
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(LAUGHING) Oh, thanks, Doc!
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(SOBBING)
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Uh, no problem.
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But, uh, he's got to
keep all his weight
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off his tailbone for
the next 24 hours
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so I've taken some precautions.
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00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,607
Wait a minute, precautions...?
263
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,317
What kind of precautions?
264
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,694
(SIGHS)
265
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,404
Hi, guys.
266
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,908
Oh... Wha...? What's this?
267
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,744
Coach Richardson is going
to be here in 45 minutes.
268
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,539
If he thinks you
broke even a fingernail
269
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,583
we can kiss that
scholarship good-bye.
270
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,667
"We"?
271
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,295
Donnie, I've waited
my whole career
272
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,713
for a kid like you.
273
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,299
Every time you score
a touchdown I score.
274
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,093
Every time you land
with a perfect dismount
275
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,387
it's me standing there
in that tight-fitting outfit.
276
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,181
Hey, thanks for
sticking by me, Coach.
277
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,595
So what are we going to do?
278
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,392
"We"?!
279
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,270
You're damaged goods, kid.
280
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,688
But take care.
281
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,441
(DOOR CLOSES)
282
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,661
Honey, I-I really
think your hair is fine.
283
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,744
(SCOFFS)
284
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,747
Really, it looks like you
got all the oatmeal out.
285
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:11,874
Except for this raisin.
286
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,478
You know, I really
tried to help that kid.
287
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,567
I did. I thought
it might be nice
288
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:16,671
for him to hang out with me
289
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,548
instead of spending
so much time with Louis
290
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,049
which we know
can't be too healthy.
291
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,342
(HORN HONKS)
292
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,052
Mom, somebody has to go.
293
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,055
No, he has the right-of-way.
294
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,058
You have the
right-of-way, darling. Go.
295
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,352
First I felt sorry for
Bernard, you know
296
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,730
but let's face it, the
kid is a bad seed.
297
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,732
(HONKING)
298
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,191
Mom, somebody has to go here.
299
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,990
Go. Go!
300
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,576
Ren, nobody is born bad.
301
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,369
No, this kid is, believe me.
302
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,185
I don't even want
him near the house.
303
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,598
First, he poisoned
me with pickle juice.
304
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,083
Then, he pours
oatmeal on my hair!
305
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,126
No, I don't think so.
306
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,437
What more does he want from me?
307
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,338
Maybe he just
wants some attention.
308
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,759
(HONKING)
309
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,187
Okay, easy, Louis, easy.
310
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,314
(METAL CREAKING)
311
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,317
Ah! Ah...
312
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,277
LOUIS: All right.
313
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,863
What's up with Donnie's butt?
314
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,157
This is not the
time, okay, Beans?
315
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,409
Everyone keeps
saying that around here.
316
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,119
Lou, this isn't
going to work, man.
317
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,537
No, no, no, no, it will work.
318
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,082
Donnie, you may be good
at every sport on the planet
319
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,458
okay, but this is my turf.
320
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,667
Yeah? What turf is that?
321
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,628
Lying, cheating, scheming?
322
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,798
Actually, I prefer to call
it "the art of deception."
323
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,216
Look, Lou, listen to me.
324
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,426
For whatever reason I
caught a bad break today
325
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,178
the fact is, I'm
damaged goods, man.
326
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,555
Donnie, things happen
for a reason, okay?
327
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,680
All right?
328
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,141
Trust me. We'll be okay.
329
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,101
Don't move.
330
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,477
Beans, you get out of my house.
331
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:55,644
Get out, Beans.
332
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,855
(SIGHS)
333
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,691
Do you like asparagus?
334
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,235
Beans, get out of here.
335
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,779
Say that again, and I'm gone!
336
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,280
(YELLING) Get out!
337
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,594
I... If you pull this
off, it'll be a miracle.
338
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,619
Yeah, but if I don't
339
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,805
Donnie loses the scholarship
340
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,622
and we're not going to
let that happen, okay?
341
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,916
(CHUCKLING)
342
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,167
Here, flex up.
343
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,710
(GRUNTS)
344
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,921
- Six-pack.
- (LAUGHS)
345
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,764
DONNIE: Somebody's
pulling into the driveway.
346
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,767
And Dr. Herlihy
347
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,853
says stay put, so you will.
348
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,230
And Coach Richardson...
349
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,483
wants to see a happy,
healthy Donnie, and he will.
350
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,025
How do I look?
351
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,736
Well...
352
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,237
I'd like a little more neck
353
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,701
but you know
what, it's beautiful.
354
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,077
Yeah, it looks good.
355
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,871
Yes. Got the hand gestures.
356
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:55,955
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- (GRUNTS)
357
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,081
Oh, hold on.
358
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,168
"Beans, do this."
359
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,295
"Beans, do that."
360
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,630
My name's not even Beans!
361
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,559
Coach Richardson, it is an
honor of the-the highest order
362
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,019
to have you here today, sir.
363
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,102
Good, good, good, good.
364
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,290
But you wouldn't have flown all
the way from Texas to see me.
365
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,440
(LAUGHS)
366
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,942
Okay, so this is,
uh... this is my brother.
367
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,069
- Coach Richardson, Donnie Stevens.
- Oh. Yeah.
368
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,155
Hey! Coach Richardson.
369
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,698
Hey, there, Donnie boy.
370
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,243
I've had my eye on
you for a long time, boy.
371
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,870
I've had my eye
on you, too, Coach.
372
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:36,953
(LAUGHS)
373
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,456
And it's great to
finally meet you.
374
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,874
(UNDER BREATH) Handshake.
375
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,170
- Uh... -Uh... -Ah!
- LOUIS: There you go.
376
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,963
- Yeah, right.
- Hey!
377
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,882
Uh, excuse me if I don't get up.
378
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:48,966
There's a big Davis game Friday
379
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,635
and I want to
save all my energy.
380
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,594
(GROWLS)
381
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,971
Look at that! Doesn't want
to waste an ounce of energy
382
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,431
for anybody except for the game.
383
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,933
That is dedication!
384
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,893
Sir, why you come and sit here?
385
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,329
It's a lot more
comfor... You can talk
386
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,122
- to your star recruit.
- Uh, well, isn't this
387
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,439
a little far away?
388
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,025
- Great athlete, bad breath.
- Oh.
389
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,860
- LOUIS: Yeah, yeah.
- (BLOWING)
390
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,238
Speaking of smells,
you know, Donnie
391
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,199
nothing's greater than a
crisp November morning
392
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,450
in Texas Stadium.
393
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,787
How'd you like to get a
whiff of that someday, boy?
394
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,914
Oh... I sure would.
395
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,250
(LAUGHING)
396
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,585
Well, let's toast to that, huh?
397
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,004
Yeah, yeah, no,
no I got it, I got it.
398
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,172
Yeah...
399
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,424
Uh, there's a drink
for you, Donnie.
400
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,301
Uh, there you go.
401
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,219
(CHUCKLING)
402
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,471
To Donnie Stevens
and Texas State:
403
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,223
the perfect combination.
404
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,473
Yeah!
405
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,276
Are you all right there, boy?
406
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,401
Aah!
407
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,737
Uh, well, like all the greats
408
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,489
off the field,
he's a total klutz.
409
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,906
(GLASS CLINKS)
410
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,784
It's my turn.
411
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,663
Uh, there's something
odd going on here.
412
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,373
You... you're not
flaky, are you?
413
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,292
- No, sir!
- No, of course not.
414
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,501
No, no, I can assure you
415
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,170
Donnie has got a good
head on his shoulders.
416
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,965
Hey, what... what...
what's going on here?
417
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,466
Now... Now start talking.
418
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,136
Oh! Ow!
419
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,512
(YELLING)
420
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,183
TWITTY: Hey, my head's stuck!
421
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,311
- No, sit...
- Has Richardson left yet?
422
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,395
LOUIS: No, no...
423
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,439
- Hey, Lou...
- Sit down, Donnie's body.
424
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:27,689
That's it!
425
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,775
I mean, this is a
madhouse around here!
426
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:30,942
I'm out of here.
427
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,738
Okay. Thank you for
coming, Coach Richardson.
428
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,906
Just send over the,
uh, scholarship papers.
429
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,200
Yeah, we'll have
him sign them for you.
430
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,284
(DOOR CLOSES)
431
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,454
That didn't go very well.
432
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,663
No.
433
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,915
Donnie, I'm sorry, man.
434
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,751
I really am.
435
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,587
Hey, Louis, that was
above and beyond
436
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,506
the call of duty, bro,
and I love you for trying.
437
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,215
Really?
438
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,384
Yeah. Ever since I was a kid
439
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,219
I'd dreamt of playing
for Texas State.
440
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,304
Mm-hmm.
441
00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,764
But it's like you said.
442
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,350
"Everything happens
for a reason," right?
443
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,017
You really believe it?
444
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,520
Absolutely. Hey, maybe
losing that scholarship
445
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,439
was the best thing that
ever happened to me.
446
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,109
I am so glad you just said that.
447
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,611
I got to tell you something.
448
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,321
I rigged your pommel horse
449
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,698
with the motor from
a mechanical bull.
450
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,492
Mechanical bull?
451
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,927
Yeah, a couple of
mounting brackets
452
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,620
and a few twists
of the magic wrench
453
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,343
and it turned out to be the best
thing that ever happened to you...
454
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,498
right?
455
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:29,794
R.. Right?
456
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,960
Wrong!
457
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,129
(SCREAMING)
458
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,137
Hi, Alan.
459
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,515
If you're going to stay for
dinner, would you wash up?
460
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,225
Oh, okay, Mrs. Stevens,
461
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,851
but could you cut
me out of here?
462
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,937
Oh, sure. I'm not
even going to ask.
463
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,772
(SIGHS)
464
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,150
Ah, thank you, Beans.
465
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,610
See, now, this is how good boys
466
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,778
are supposed to behave.
467
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,238
So you're not mad at me anymore?
468
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,656
No, I'm not mad at you.
469
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,175
I actually realize
why you were doing
470
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,319
all those mean tricks on me.
471
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,285
Because I'm
starved for attention?
472
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,078
Yes.
473
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,746
Exactly.
474
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,207
Can you get me those cookies?
475
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,103
You know, sometimes
people don't really
476
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,838
realize the consequences
of their action...
477
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,966
You little runt!
478
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:34,941
Whoa!
479
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:57,714
(YELLING)
480
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,134
(TIRES SQUEALING)
481
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,218
Get off!
482
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,804
- Stevens, Stevens!
- (GRUNTS, SIGHS)
483
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,223
Oh, I like what I see, boy.
484
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,600
I think I'm going to keep
485
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,101
a place open on
the team for you.
486
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,102
- (LAUGHS)
- Really?
487
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,896
Ah, you're darn tootin'!
488
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,981
See you in Texas, son.
489
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,149
Adios.
490
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,401
Adios, Coach Richardson!
491
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,320
- Louis, you hear that?!
- Yes, I heard it!
492
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,321
You were right.
493
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,506
Everything does
happen for a reason.
494
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,674
Dude, you should have listened.
495
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,200
- Thanks.
- Yeah, dude, no problem.
496
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,326
Okay, where was I now?
497
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,120
(GRUNTING) Get off!
498
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,207
Beans, get back here!
499
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,261
(CRUNCHING, SMACKING)
500
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,475
Hey, Beans.
501
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,936
Hi, Mr. Stevens.
502
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,186
How was Chicago?
503
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,229
Windy.
504
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:55,564
Watch the crumbs.
505
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:56,773
Gotcha.
506
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,075
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
507
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,847
(THEME MUSIC ENDS)