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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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LOUIS: He goes
left, he goes right.

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Watch it.

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Goal!

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Louis Stevens, stinky
ball champion of the world.

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No way, dude.

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That point does not count.

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What do you mean,
it doesn't count?

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Because you shot
it right-handed.

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- Which means I get a free drop.
- What?

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We never made up that rule.

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Dude, that's like the
oldest rule in the book, man.

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- Now, come on, it's your blurf.
- All right.

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Wait.

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It's Sunday and you
forgot to kick the couch.

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So, I get a designated
shot blocker.

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Tom, helmet up.

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Uh... pass.

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Last time I played stinky
sock ball, I got a concussion.

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It's been six months,
and I'm still a little woozy.

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Hey, Lou!

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Guess what just came in the
mail after six to eight weeks.

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Dad, could it wait? We're in
the middle of triple death round.

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You tell me.

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An Anderson family commemorative
leprechaun whittling kit.

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- Great.
- Uh...

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Mr. Stevens, that's
just a block of wood.

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Oh, sure, now.

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But when Lou and I
whittle this baby down,

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It'll be a showpiece suitable
for the home or office.

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TOM: Wow.

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Fantastic.

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I've seen those
kits, Mr. Stevens.

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Is that McCharmer,
the friendly farmer?

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No Tom. Actually this is
McStinker, the town drinker.

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Oh ho... snazzy.

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Hey, uh, Dad, why don't
you and Tom start whittling...

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uh, McStinky bottoms...

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whatever his name is and then,
uh, we'll catch up with you later,

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how's that?

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Much later.

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Oh. Okay, Lou.

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What do you say, Tom?

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Let the chips fall
where they may.

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That's very clever.

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- Tom's a clever guy.
- Wow.

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Hey.

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(IMAGINARY BELL DINGS)

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LOUIS: Oh, that was
cheating! Cheating!

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Listen up, troops.

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I'm organizing a community
safety demonstration

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and I need a volunteer from
our student leadership council.

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Someone who would best
represent Lawrence Junior High.

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Someone spirited.

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Someone who would
like an impressive addition

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to their school service record.

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Someone who doesn't
mind giving up a Saturday.

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WEXLER: Oh, this is so hard.

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You're both very qualified,
but I can only pick one of you.

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I guess there's only
one fair way to choose.

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Ren, congratulations.

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LARRY: What?

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Principal Wexler, that's not
fair, okay? That's a scam, man.

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Larry, I'll have none of that bop
talk in my office. You're dismissed.

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(GRUNTS)

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REN: Okay... What's
the demonstration?

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Fire safety? Earthquake safety?

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You know I know CPR.

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Actually, this
demonstration was inspired

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after a certain incident
we had here last Tuesday.

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(SCREAMING)

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Bike safety?

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That's right. You'd be surprised
to know how many maniacs

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there are pedaling
around out there.

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Um, uh, b-b-but, you
said this Saturday, right?

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Oh, look at that.

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I have a thing. I forgot.

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Ren, I chose you for this honor,

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but if it's an
inconvenience for you,

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I can always bring
in Larry Beale.

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Beale?

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Oh, no. No, no.

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See, uh, the thing on
Saturday just moved to Sunday.

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Good.

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What are you guys doing?

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Shh!

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We're playing
extreme meat hoops.

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- Meat hoops?
- To the extreme.

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You see big glob of meat-like
substance down the pipe, come on.

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Come on.

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Please... Ha, yeah!

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And it counts.

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TWITTY: All right.

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Plus, I get an extra five points
because it landed in someone else's cup.

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Thanks a lot, Tawny.

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Don't you guys ever get tired of
making up these stupid games?

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Yes, but then we just
move on to another one.

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TOM: Hey, guys.

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My buddy Steve told me the
funniest joke. You want to hear it?

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Steve is so funny.

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Like, he should be
on the funny channel.

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Who's Steve?

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I thought I met all of
your imaginary friends.

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Har, har.

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Steve Stevens is the real deal.

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Steve Stevens?

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Steve Stevens... isn't
that my dad's name?

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Affirmative.

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Tom, you're hanging
out with Louis' dad?

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That reminds me,
I have to call him.

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I promised Steve I'd phone
him after that math quiz

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- I was so nervous about.
- Wait, no, hold on.

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So, so you're calling my
dad and bugging him at work?

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He gave me his direct line.

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He has a direct line?

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- Mom.
- Oh, Ren...

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Ren, you've got to help me.

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Your father wants me to
find a place for his leprechaun.

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What do you think?

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Woodchipper or fireplace?

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Mom, I did something
really stupid.

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Come on, Ren, I've
known you your entire life.

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You've never done
anything stupid.

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I volunteered to ride a bike
for a safety demonstration.

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Okay, there's a first
time for everything.

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Yeah. I was too embarrassed
to tell Principal Wexler

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that I don't know
how to ride a bike.

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Well, honey, it's not like
we didn't try to teach you.

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Your father and I tried
over and over and over,

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year after year.

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- We took off a day of work once...
- Mom!

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Okay, I know.

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But this time I'm
really motivated.

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Okay... Sure.

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- We'll give it a try. Okay.
- Oh, thank you, Mom.

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I think I'm through my
klutzy stage, you know.

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(GASPING)

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- Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
- No, no, no, no.

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Never happened.

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2,001.

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Come on, bro, come on.

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2,002.

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2,003!

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All right, dude.

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Beat my record by 2,000.

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Hey.

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- Those paddle boats look pretty cool.
- LOUIS: Yeah.

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You know, my dad used to
take me out here when I was little.

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- We used to ride those things.
- Oh, yeah?

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Yeah, it was pretty
cool back then.

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We used to sing this song.

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It was kind of a
goofy father-son thing.

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- I can almost hear it now.
- (DISTANT SINGING)

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I can hear it now!

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<i>O sole mio Sta 'nfronte a te.</i>

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BOTH: <i>Sta 'nfronte a te!</i>

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(STEVE LAUGHS)

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LOUIS: It's my dad.

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I feel like I've lost him.

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Feels like...

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he likes Tom Gribalski
more than he likes me.

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(BLOWING LOUDLY)

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And I don't know what to do.

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You know, doc?

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- Louis.
- Yeah?

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I'm not a psychiatrist.

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Yeah, but your dad is.
Didn't he teach you anything?

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Yeah, he taught me that human
relationships are very complex.

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Oh, really? Did he teach
you that? Wow, wow.

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How long did he go to
psychologist... ahem...

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ical school for that, hmm?

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Louis, you're mad at Tom and your
dad and you're taking it out on me.

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Oh, yeah?

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You're, you're right.

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See, you're good at this.

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Okay, so when did this
problem with your dad start?

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I don't know. I
was... I was, like, five.

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STEVE: <i>Sta'
nfronte a te O sole...</i>

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<i>O sole Mio...</i> Aaah!

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It's obvious.

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Right.

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Don't you see the symbolism?

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Yes.

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No.

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Louis, all these years, you've
been pushing your father away.

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Hm. So, what your saying is
now it's time to, uh, pull him back.

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Very good.

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So, how do I go
about doing that?

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Uh, um, take an interest
in something he likes to do.

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No, no, I can't do that.

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My dad likes dorky stuff like... like
wooden leprechauns, you know?

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You got anything
else I could do?

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Times up. That'll be five bucks.

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(LAUGHS)

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I'm serious.

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You are one with the bike.

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Oh, but I'm going to fall.

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Oh, honey, you're
not going to fall.

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Your feet are on the ground.

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Okay, repeat after me.

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I am the master of the bike.

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(SCOFFS)

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EILEEN: Come on.

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I am the master of the bike.

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- And what are you going to do?
- I'm gonna ride the bike.

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Ren, say it like you mean it.

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- I'm going to ride the bike.
- Louder.

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- I'm going to ride the bike.
- I can't hear you.

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I am going to ride the bike!

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Not so loud, honey.

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You ready to do this?

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I'm ready.

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Uh... oh.

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(SCREAMS)

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Hi, honey.

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You all right?

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Mom, tell me something. Am I
ever going to learn how to ride a bike?

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(SQUEAKING)

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Come on, honey. Let's get you
some ice. Come on, sweetheart.

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- Ooh, careful.
- Yeah, watch the hip.

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It's a little bit
tender right now.

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Lou?

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00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,440
Hey, Dad.

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Great day for golfering, huh?

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Yeah. I thought you hated golf.

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Who me? No, Dad, no, no.

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What do I like more than
coming out here in the fresh air

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and whacking that
pesky little ball around?

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Everything. But
I'm glad you're here.

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Yes, me, too.

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Would you like to join us?

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- Us?
- Yeah. Me and Tom.

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Greetings.

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Say, Mr. Lou, I didn't
know you were a duffer.

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What's...

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Tom, you better watch
your mouth, all right?

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I am that close to making those
full-length pants. Do you get that?

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- Lou?
- Yeah.

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A duffer is just another
word for a golfer.

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Right. (LAUGHS)

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- Would you like to do the honors?
- Yes.

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That means you go first.

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Right, right, yes.

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Where'd you get
those teeny little clubs?

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Oh, from the garage.

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Yeah, I got them as a
present when I was six.

251
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My dad gave them to me.

252
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Are you sure you
want to use them now?

253
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Oh, yeah. I was waiting
for the right occasion.

254
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,019
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- (NECK CRACKING)

255
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,905
(BONES CRACKING)

256
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,411
Uh, Lou, sun sets
in about three hours.

257
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,496
Right.

258
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,665
Stretching my back out.

259
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,632
Hey! Hey, did you guys
see where that went?

260
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,301
I didn't, I didn't catch that.

261
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,433
Guess I'm a little, uh, rusty.

262
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,019
Let's keep the play moving.

263
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,240
Nice shot, son! (LAUGHS)

264
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,825
Son?

265
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,707
Hello, Ren.

266
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:53,958
Larry.

267
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,418
Lawrence.

268
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,586
Lar.

269
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,129
(LAUGHING)

270
00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,380
You know, I was thinking.

271
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:03,092
You really do have excellent
leadership qualities, and I think

272
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,297
you're the one who deserves
to do this demonstration.

273
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,513
(CHUCKLING) Ren, Rennie.

274
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,057
Rennerino.

275
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,143
You truly are the shining light
of leadership in this school,

276
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,187
and today that light will shine.

277
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,439
Really, Larry, you're too kind,

278
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,067
but I know how much this
demonstration means to you.

279
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,277
Yes, but as much as I
would love this honor,

280
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:26,032
I would love it even more
to see you ride the bike.

281
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,368
Unless you're
ashamed or something.

282
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,121
You know what, Larry?

283
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,957
I really don't have
anything to be ashamed of.

284
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,125
Uh-huh.

285
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,638
STEVE: Look how relaxed
Tom is as he addresses the ball.

286
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,724
Yeah, I'd be relaxed
too if I had an extra dad.

287
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,479
Bravo, Tom! Nice putt.

288
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,147
Thanks, Steve.

289
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:02,527
Oh, you're up,
uh... Ahem... Louis.

290
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,321
I know your name. I just
have a little tickle in my throat.

291
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,533
To-mas!

292
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,079
BOTH: Aah!

293
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,918
All right, Lou, eye on the ball.

294
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,671
Head still.

295
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,965
STEVE: Bend your knees.

296
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,759
Left arm straight.

297
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,345
You saw how Tom
did it. Just relax.

298
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,721
I am relaxed!

299
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,274
Well, you got better
distance on that one.

300
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,156
LARRY: Come on. Come
on. Thank you. Come on.

301
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,908
Aw, thanks for showing up, guys.

302
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,576
Thank you for the pizza, Larry.

303
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,037
Larry, why did you bribe us
to come to this demonstration?

304
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,207
Um, well, I know how much
everyone admires Ren Stevens,

305
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,168
so I just wanted you to come
see her in her finest hour.

306
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,296
And now, for our bicycle
safety demonstration.

307
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,466
Let's put our hands together
for student council president,

308
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,385
editor-in-chief of the
school newspaper,

309
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,387
anchorwoman at
the Wombat Report,

310
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,390
student of the month
for 18 straight months...

311
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,934
While we're still young!

312
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,268
Quiet, Twitty.

313
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,103
Principal Wexler's speaking.

314
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,315
Please welcome, Ren Stevens.

315
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:11,447
(CHEERING)

316
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,324
Ren Stevens.

317
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:23,125
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

318
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,424
Training wheels,
training wheels!

319
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,759
(LAUGHING)

320
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,553
I don't believe it.

321
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,430
Ren Stevens needs
training wheels.

322
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,226
Yes, that's right, Larry.
I need training wheels.

323
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,603
The first rule about bike safety

324
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,605
is if you don't know
how to ride a bike,

325
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,773
use training wheels.

326
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,441
So, you admit it.

327
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,819
You don't know
how to ride a bike.

328
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,112
Well, you are correct.

329
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:54,907
(LAUGHS) Okay, so you're
saying in front of everyone.

330
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:59,620
Ren Stevens, student of the
month for 18 straight months

331
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,038
doesn't know how to ride a bike.

332
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,541
Well, maybe I'll
learn, but not today.

333
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,961
Today, I am riding this bike
the only way that I know how.

334
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,964
Which is four wheels on the
ground and my head held high.

335
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,173
(LAUGHING)

336
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,467
That's the lamest
thing I've ever heard.

337
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,094
Stuff it, Larry.

338
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,430
I think Ren's admission
was very brave.

339
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,766
I myself have a confession.

340
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,811
I can't swim
without my floaties.

341
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,444
I can't snap my fingers.

342
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,322
Uh...

343
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,327
I... I can't sleep without
my nightie lightie.

344
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:43,623
(CLAPPING)

345
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,208
WEXLER: Okay, people, Okay,
people. Settle down, settle down.

346
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,670
Ren, once again, thank
you for being an inspiration.

347
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,964
(CHEERING)

348
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,466
LARRY: No!

349
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,634
No.

350
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,136
The girl needs training
wheels. (LAUGHS)

351
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,596
We know, Larry.

352
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,222
Now you go, girl!

353
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,600
(CHEERING)

354
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:10,892
CROWD CHEERING:
<i>Go, Ren, go! Go, Ren, go!</i>

355
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,092
Hey, Tom... nice shoes.

356
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,933
Yeah!

357
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,976
Dad! Dad!

358
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,520
Shh, son, watch your voice.

359
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,856
Dad, you see that? I... I... I...
I hit it in from way over there.

360
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,525
Sorry, son, I missed it.

361
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,110
I'm sure it was beautisimous.

362
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,279
Yeah it was. You know what, Tom?

363
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,656
I give up.

364
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,367
You... You, you win.
Here, here, take this.

365
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,327
There's the front
door key to my house.

366
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,745
There's the back door.

367
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,289
This right here is the key
to Ren's diary. Take that.

368
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,749
Wait, what's going on here?

369
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,918
And you know what?
Be gentle with my dad.

370
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,294
He's not a morning person.

371
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,089
And sometimes his jokes get
a little stale, but he means well.

372
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,216
Is that what you
think this is all about?

373
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,760
That I replaced you with Tom?

374
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,262
Wha... me?

375
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,056
I mean, he does have
your direct line, Dad.

376
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,852
Wow, you two should talk.

377
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,896
I know how my mother must feel.

378
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,024
I canceled three games of
pinochle with her this week.

379
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,069
If you gents will excuse me,

380
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,488
I've got some fences to mend.

381
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:48,414
Lou, if you felt that way,
why didn't you just say so?

382
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,832
What, that would have worked?

383
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,417
Of course.

384
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,795
Wow, it just seemed
so obvious, you know?

385
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,301
So, where do we go from here?

386
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,848
Goal! Yes!

387
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,308
- Nope, doesn't count.
- Why not?

388
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,311
Well, because it's Saturday and
you didn't have your foot on the couch.

389
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,314
Yeah, but I had fish for lunch.

390
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:14,982
You're right.

391
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:17,318
Your blurf, dude.

392
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,778
Oh, you think you're bad, huh?

393
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,279
- Oh, I do.
- You think you're bad.

394
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,888
- You're Mr. Bad, huh?
- Come at me.

395
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,241
(GRUNTING)

396
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,289
- Here you go, honey.
- Thanks.

397
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,751
You know, you and Louis looked
like you were having so much fun today.

398
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,154
We opened up to each other
and reached a new understanding.

399
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,421
It was really great.

400
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,628
Well, honesty is the key
to every good relationship.

401
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:40,716
Mm-hmm.

402
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:42,468
Excuse me.

403
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,971
What's McStinker doing in here?!

404
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,309
Oh, thank goodness.

405
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,064
Oh, I have been
looking all over for that.

406
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,691
Let's put him in
a place of honor.

407
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:58,859
Mmm.

408
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,946
Honey, why are you
heading towards the fireplace?

409
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,947
No! McStinker!

410
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:08,160
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)