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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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STEVE: Mrs. Stevens,
this is your husband.

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Why don't you step outside
and see what daddy bought.

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Please be a convertible.

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- That red one with leather seats?
- Who cares, as long as it's not a...

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mini... Van.

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A minivan?

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That is so...

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- sexy.
- (CHUCKLES)

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I went for the
ultra-luxury package.

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Eight cup holders,
a built-in litter bag,

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and check this out...

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a talking compass.

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COMPUTER VOICE: <i>Your
vehicle is now facing north.</i>

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(LAUGHING)

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Who wants to go for a ride?

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In the daylight, Dad?

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Yeah, I mean the... the
neighbors, they will get jealous.

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Good point.

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(LOUD VEHICLE APPROACHING)

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Hey, what the...

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(ENGINE REVVING)

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No... What...

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Hey, Stevens.

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Uncle Chuck!

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Heya, Donnie! How
are you, buddy?

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Ren, come here, you.

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Little Louie, you're
not so little anymore.

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STEVE: Hey, Chuck.

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Heya, big brother.

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- Come here, you.
- Hey...

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- (BONES CRACKING)
- Ow!

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- Have you been working out?
- Yeah. Doing a little power-walking.

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Come here, Red.
Give us a squeeze.

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Chuck... oh, gee,
what a surprise.

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We haven't seen you
for, what, over a year now.

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Couldn't help but notice
your monster truck.

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Oh, killer wheels.

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Dad, get off the car.

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Don't lean on that nerd
mobile. People will think it's ours.

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(MUMBLES)

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Go ahead, kids,
Go on. Check it out.

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- Really?
- CHUCK: Yeah, go ahead.

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Can't take your
eyes off it, can you?

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EILEEN: Uh-uh.

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You want to, -you just can't.
- Uh-uh.

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I'm going to be selling
advertising space on this baby.

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Make a fortune.

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- How long you in for?
- Tomorrow morning.

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Big business meeting in LA.

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Out of here, crack of dawn.

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STEVE: "Crack of dawn"?

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Dawn cracked two hours ago.

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Honey, maybe his
meeting was canceled.

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Maybe there never was a meeting.

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Does this all the time,

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floats into town
whenever he feels like it

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with some crazy
get-rich-quick scheme,

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- gets crumbs all over the sofa...
- Okay, take it easy.

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Give him a break,
Steve. He means well.

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Hey, Louis loves him.

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I'm hoping that's just a phase.

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EILEEN: Ren, those
waffles look fantastic.

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I'm so glad you're
taking this cooking class.

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Oh, thanks.

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In class, with Miss Lynch
standing over my shoulder,

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they come out
like roof shingles.

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Don't let her
intimidate you, honey.

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- You're right.
- They're good. They look great.

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(SNIFFS)

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Waffles?

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Aren't you guys
going to have any?

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Uh, no, actually, we got
to get going. Bye, Mom.

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- Bye, Mom.
- Mm-hmm.

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Um... Enjoy your breakfast,
Uncle Chuck. Bye, Daddy.

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Hey... Uncle Chuck
what are you doing here?

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What happened to your
big business meeting?

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You know what? You're right.

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Hold on just a second.

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(PHONE TONES BEEPING)

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Hey, Chuck Stevens here.
Listen, I'm canceling that meeting.

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Because I'm spending some
extra time in Sacramento.

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Nothing is more important
to me than my family.

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Dude...

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- Dude...
- Du...

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Louis, what's that
in your knapsack?

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Uh... oh, look at the time.
I better get back to school

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if I want to be eligible
for that earliness award.

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What is this?

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That?

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Uh... just your regular,
ordinary, everyday.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
cottage cheese balloon.

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EILEEN: And this was going
to school with you because...?

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'Cause soft cheese
helps me concentrate.

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Louis... the truth.

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All right... it's
for Larry Beale.

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No, no, you need to
listen to what he did, okay?

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He gave me a fizzy-face.

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(LAUGHING)

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You have got to stop
this feud with Larry Beale.

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Don't let that kid
push you around.

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Chuck, please.

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All right, I'll talk
to Larry's dad.

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Although the last time I
talked to Colonel Beale,

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I found him hardheaded
and unreasonable.

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Stevens, I'm hardheaded
and unreasonable!

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We are not going to
escalate this any further.

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Your father is right.

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You are going to make
peace with Larry Beale.

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Yes, yes, it is time.
A time has come.

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Peace.

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Peace out.

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Look at Miss Lynch.

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I think if she ever cracked a
smile her whole face would crumble.

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- Who's talking?
- (GASPS)

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Is there a problem, people?

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Um, no, no.

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No, there's no
eggshells in our batter.

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Everyone, gather round.

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Hmm, the cap to
your canola container.

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How did that get in there?

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It's work like this
that's going to get you

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a failing grade for your
baking project due tomorrow.

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Maybe we can come by later
and... and fix it at study hall? Please?

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I would highly recommend it.

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And then I did like this
360 slam-dunk, right?

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And I was, like, "boo-yah"
and the crowd went wild.

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All the girls were screaming.

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(LAUGHING)

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Dude, that was one of your
better cottage cheese bombs.

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Well, thanks to Uncle Chuck
who dug it out of the trash for us.

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- Uncle Chuck.
- Uncle Chuck.

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You know, that
actually looks right.

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Well, it's a lot easier without Miss
Lynch breathing down our backs.

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Yeah. So, what do we do now?

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Um... "Cover the dough,

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let it rise, roll
your biscuits..."

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Get an A. Bam!

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Yeah. So, how long do we wait?

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I don't know. Until
it's done rising?

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I think we're going
to need a bigger bowl.

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(GURGLING)

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How much yeast
did you put in there?

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I just followed the recipe.

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It said one pound.

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One p... "P" stands
for pinch, not pound.

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That's it, we failed.

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(PANTING)

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I think I'm hyperventilating.

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Pull yourself together.

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I have never failed at anything
and I'm not starting here!

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Did you get any payback
from Larry Beale yet?

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What? Are you joking?

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The man has
clearly met his match.

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You can't beat a cottage
cheese bomb, all right?

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TWITTY: Actually, you can.

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Whoa.

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Looks like the cheese fairy
was generous this year, huh?

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Your serve.

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For starters, I'm not
going to let it affect me.

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So, you're just going to
pretend like nothing's wrong?

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Exactly.

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- It's getting bigger.
- Oh, man.

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All right, just act like
nothing's happening, okay?

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Nelson, Ren... -Louis.
- Louis.

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(GURGLING)

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- (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
- Uh...

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A... All right.

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It's Lynch.

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Oh, man, let's stash this blob.

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- There, there, there, there.
- There, there you go.

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(NELSON WHISTLES)

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Well... I trust that
your baking project

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will be ready for
grading tomorrow.

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Oh, you trust right. Oh, yeah.

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(SIGHS)

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Ren, my stomach is cramping.
What are we going to do?

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Uh, we're going to get to
class but let's keep it in here.

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Tomorrow morning, before
anyone comes to school,

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- we'll deal with it then.
- Yeah, right.

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All right, soap, rinse
and chamois dry.

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That minimizes the streaking.

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Wait. Why can't I just
hose the van down?

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Son, any yutz can do that.

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A good car wash requires DFC:
dedication, focus and commitment.

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I got to prepare
for court tomorrow.

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You do the best you
can. Any questions?

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Yeah, what's a yutz?

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Ask your mother.

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Okay, do a good job.

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(TRUCK APPROACHING)

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(ENGINE REVVING)

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Hey, Louis!

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The old man got you
washing the weenie wagon?

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You know, this
stinks, Uncle Chuck.

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You can't relax for a second
when my dad's around.

201
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Let's say you shine this gig on,

202
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we'll go cruise the mall.

203
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Groove on some chicks, huh?

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What, are you joking?

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00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,405
No, no, the old man
finds out, he'll freak out.

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If I split now...

207
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,076
Wait. Why are we
talking like hippies?

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Come on, we'll finish that
when we get back. I'll help you.

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I don't know.

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Hear this?

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(REVVING ENGINE)

212
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,296
That's car lingo for
"hop in the ride, kid."

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Yeah, all right, I'll go. Just
got to shut the hose off.

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Don't worry, I got it. You
just take care of the bucket.

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00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,263
Don't you worry.

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Uncle Chuck has got your back.

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Thanks, Unc.

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(ENGINE REVVING)

219
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<i>Adios,</i> suckers!

220
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Lou, taking a break.

221
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,248
Thought you might want to...

222
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,375
Lou?

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Whoa!

224
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Louis!

225
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,685
Now, remember, when
your dad asks you.

226
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"Where'd you get that hat?"

227
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- You say...
- What hat?

228
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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Dude!

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(WHIMPERING)

231
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Hey, Dad, what you doing?

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I'm blow-drying my sneaker.

233
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Someone left a
hose on inside my car!

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00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,094
All right, Steve, lighten up.

235
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,180
"Lighten up"? Why
don't you grow up?

236
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,432
What's that supposed to mean?

237
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,100
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hold on, hold on.

238
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,436
Dad, Dad, listen, okay,
it was probably my fault.

239
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,147
I probably left the hose on
when we went to go to the mall.

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(MOUTHING)

241
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,111
You didn't tell Chuck
you had a job to do?

242
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He didn't ask.

243
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,822
Lou...

244
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,867
Where did you
get that stupid hat?!

245
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,119
What hat?

246
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(SNICKERING)

247
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,585
And you're going to stay in
your room, in your pajamas,

248
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till I say otherwise.

249
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Hey, guys, I got a great idea.

250
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Instead of Red making
us this big dinner,

251
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what do you say we load
up my truck with cold cuts,

252
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head towards the mountains?

253
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,196
Chuck, can you leave
us alone right now?

254
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,276
I'm trying to teach my
son some discipline,

255
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,433
so he won't grow up to
be completely irresponsible

256
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,435
and sponge off
everyone around him.

257
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,105
(SNIFFING) What's that smell?

258
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,193
Smells like a guy who's so
repressed and unable to have fun,

259
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,112
that he's taking it out
on everybody else.

260
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,823
Don't you have a fake
business meeting somewhere?

261
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,033
You know, I was going
to stay until next Friday.

262
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,703
Because you're being
such a Mr. Puckerpants,

263
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,205
I think I'm only going
to stay until Tuesday.

264
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,125
Keep hope alive, Louis.

265
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,399
See you on the
outside, Uncle Chuck.

266
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,464
I don't want you
talking to him anymore.

267
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,591
What? No, you can't
make a rule like that.

268
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:21,843
That's my uncle.

269
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,095
Uncle Chuck is not
your father, I am.

270
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,680
Too bad.

271
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,557
- What?
- Well, uh...

272
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,809
I said, "Foo clad."

273
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,061
- "Foo clad"?
- Foo clad.

274
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,247
Aha! Didn't see that one
coming did you, B-Ball?

275
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,624
No. All right, your
move. Go ahead.

276
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,795
Well, go ahead.

277
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,592
Oh, I see. Y... you're
big B-Ball man, huh?

278
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,345
'Cause you won the first two
games, you can take your sweet time?

279
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,305
You can't! Okay?!

280
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,766
I really didn't mean to yell.

281
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,642
I'm sorry, B-Ball, I
didn't mean to yell.

282
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,936
UNCLE CHUCK: That's
okay. Just give us a kiss.

283
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,813
(YELPS)

284
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,941
Uncle, Uncle Chuck! Hi.

285
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,152
I got Twitty waiting down
in the car. We need you.

286
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,320
For what?

287
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,239
We got to get even with this
Larry guy. Twitty filled me in.

288
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,658
Hey, anybody disses
my nephew, they diss me.

289
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,327
I'm your uncle. I got your back.

290
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,703
Now, what do you say

291
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,581
to an old-fashioned TP'ing
of this joker's house, huh?

292
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,334
I can't. I can't. My dad
said I have to stay here.

293
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,669
- For how long?
- Until he says otherwise.

294
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,589
Did he actually say
the word "otherwise"?

295
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:43,591
Yes, he did.

296
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,398
- Then, let's go.
- Well, then, all right!

297
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,637
B-Ball, no moves
till I get back.

298
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,258
All right.

299
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,803
If anyone comes
out, don't panic.

300
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,513
You just rush to the car.

301
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,724
We'll drive to the nearest motel.
We'll stay low for a couple of days.

302
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,768
The nearest one is
the One-Nighter Hotel,

303
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,812
the discount bargain
one. The one that's red.

304
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,772
That's the one we
go to if it happens.

305
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,940
All right, sweet.

306
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,527
That's great, that's great.
Okay, guys, let 'er rip.

307
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,117
Okay.

308
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,743
First rule of TP'ing.

309
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:56,247
You peel off the wrapper
before you throw the roll.

310
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,707
- Yes.
- Okay. Come on.

311
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:58,875
Let's go.

312
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,789
Dad, I think we're being TP'd.

313
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,249
What?

314
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,294
You get the pepper spray.

315
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,297
I'll call the Pentagon.

316
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,799
LOUIS: Somebody's coming.

317
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,223
What do we do?

318
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,308
Here's what we do.
We go back to the truck.

319
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,235
Chuck's probably
waiting for us in the truck.

320
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,394
(TRUCK STARTING)

321
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,778
Well, maybe he
went to go to the hotel

322
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,822
to make the reservations and
stuff, you know. You know what he...

323
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,116
No, he burned us.

324
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,493
- Big time.
- Yeah.

325
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,330
Who's out there?!

326
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,083
This is private property!

327
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,544
Daddy, I heard a
noise over there.

328
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,962
Run.

329
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,385
Get in the minivan!

330
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,136
Go, go, go, go!

331
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,304
Come on.

332
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,764
Hurry!

333
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,309
LOUIS: Okay, go!

334
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,187
Phew.

335
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,314
Whoo.

336
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,441
Wow. Ha!

337
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,194
Hey, Twitty.

338
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,366
You know, this baby's
got, uh, eight cup-holders

339
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,990
and a built-in trash bag?

340
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,241
Oh, sweet.

341
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,119
Yeah, sensible
family car, huh, Dad?

342
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,621
Guys, I may have saved you
a face-to-face with the Colonel

343
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,290
but you still have
me to deal with.

344
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,633
This tart is too tart.

345
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,473
Mm. This cookie...

346
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,642
too many chocolate chips in it.

347
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,478
People, I'm warning you.

348
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,189
I am not in the
mood today, okay?

349
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,692
The faculty sauna is closed.

350
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,071
Is there some
construction going on here?

351
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,823
That's our final project.

352
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:37,867
Hmm.

353
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:41,871
All right, let's see.
This is your... biscuit?

354
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,956
This is our biscuit.

355
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,124
Yeah.

356
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,090
We can explain.

357
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,426
Okay, so what happened is
we thought "P" meant pound.

358
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,053
So, then it, like, blew up.

359
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,096
-Blew up...- -It totally
did, and it's huge.

360
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,766
- And it turned into a giant blob.
- Sorry.

361
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,268
(LAUGHING)

362
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,147
This is a big biscuit.

363
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,274
Yeah, it's pretty big.

364
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,235
I mean, this thing is humongous.

365
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,572
It's the biggest
biscuit I've ever seen.

366
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,532
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

367
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,826
Miss Lynch, are you okay?

368
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,913
Oh, my... Oh, my God.

369
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,083
- So, do we pass?
- Yeah, do we pass?

370
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:28,959
Yes.

371
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,336
O... okay.

372
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,591
Okay. All right... back to work.

373
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,178
I want you at my dinner parties.

374
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,641
STEVE: You missed a spot.

375
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,059
LOUIS: What? Where?

376
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,103
Right there.

377
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,480
Hey, Steve!

378
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,440
Hey, little man.

379
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,943
What's with the manual labor?

380
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,112
I'm washing the minivan.
It's my punishment.

381
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,822
My dad knows what
we did last night.

382
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,950
Oh, yeah, I waited for
you guys around the corner

383
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,326
and then it got late.

384
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,828
My beeper went off

385
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,247
and I had to go to LA, ASAP.

386
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,748
So, uh...

387
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,000
where's the uh,
the monster truck?

388
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,169
Oh.

389
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,381
A misunderstanding at the
bank and they took it back

390
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,174
but I got something
else in the works.

391
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,467
You always do.

392
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,302
No, no, no, no, this is huge.

393
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,721
This is going to be huge.

394
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,474
What's the one flavor
soda nobody's ever made?

395
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:26,809
I don't know.

396
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,018
Cheese.

397
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,604
You got Swiss, Munster,
Camembert, Diet Camembert

398
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,357
and I'm telling you, this
is going to be enormous

399
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,485
and when it is, I'm taking you
guys to Hawaii on my nickel.

400
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,696
- Great.
- All right, listen, I got to go

401
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,323
because, uh, I got
this big meeting in LA.

402
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,576
Um... you don't have a
couple of bucks for the...

403
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,912
That's great, that's great.
Thanks. Louis, listen.

404
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:48,581
Don't you forget.

405
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,624
Your Uncle Chuck...

406
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,460
I got your back.

407
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:53,836
Ditto.

408
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,004
I got you, too.

409
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,931
All right, listen. I got
to go because, uh...

410
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,340
I'm running, the meter's going.

411
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,218
Kiss the kids for me, will you?
Give Red a big squeeze for me.

412
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,471
Okay? I'll talk to you.

413
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,232
(SIGHS)

414
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,860
There's no business
meeting in LA, is there?

415
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,153
I'm afraid not.

416
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,198
Too bad, because I could really go
for some cheese soda right about now.

417
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,657
(CHUCKLING)

418
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,284
How about a milkshake?

419
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,577
Yeah, I could do that, too.

420
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,454
After we finish.

421
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,457
Yeah. (SIGHS)

422
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:41,801
I am really glad

423
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,847
that you took the kids
back to the Beale's house

424
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,179
to clean up that mess.

425
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,223
Well, they have to learn
to take responsibility

426
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,474
for their actions.

427
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,268
It's really a shame that they
wasted all that toilet paper.

428
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,520
Eileen,

429
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,856
the Stevens family
doesn't waste anything.

430
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,693
Excuse me. Can I
have some privacy?

431
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,154
Thank you.

432
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,950
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