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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM RINGING)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZING)

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(EXPLOSION)

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ALL: We are the Wombats!

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At the top we can't be stopped.

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- We'll strive...
- Yeah!

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To reach our goal.

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The Wombats are in control!

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MONIQUE: Okay,
girls, that was better.

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Nice job, spotters.

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And not to single anyone out

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but, Ren, when
you do your splits,

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you've got to be excited.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Okay, I'll try.

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(BREAKING WIND)

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(LAUGHING)

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That was not me.

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- That was not me.
- (CHEERING)

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Dude, I can't believe
Ren's a cheerleader.

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She needs it for her resume or
something to show she has school spirit.

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Miss Morgan, our new
advisor, will be here any minute.

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And it is important that we show
her cheerleaders just don't say things,

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they scream
things. Right, girls?

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(CHEERING)

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All right, yelling... I got it.

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Everyone, it's Miss
Morgan. Come on.

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MONIQUE: Hit it!

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ALL: Miss Morgan! Miss Morgan!

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Who's that?

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I don't know, some lady.

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Miss Morgan! We
welcome Miss Morgan!

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Girls, that was wonderful.

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Oh, thank you.

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You're so sweet.

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Oh... I love the
smell of pompoms.

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Thank you.

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Um, you know, this
is my first day, too

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and, well, if you're
half as nervous as I am,

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believe me.

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Miss Morgan, can I borrow
Miss Chatty Pants here?

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(SPARKLING MUSIC PLAYING)

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Wow.

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You are the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen in my life.

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And if it's okay with you I'd
like to do an interpretive dance.

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(BONGO MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BREATHLESSLY):
That... that was great...

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but I have to go.

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Okay, girls, now
show me what you got.

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One, two!

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Our team, yeah

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is out of sight!

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At the top we will unite!

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Come on, crowd, help us out.

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- Yell, green!
- Green!

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- Yell gold!
- Gold!

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- What am I doing?
- Green and gold!

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- All right!
- (REN SCREAMS)

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Oh, my gosh, Kenny!
Oh, are you okay, Kenny?

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Get up, Kenny.

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(GROANS)

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That... that's it!

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That's it. That's the
third time this week.

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I quit! I quit! I quit!

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Oh... Wait...

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Thank you so much for
volunteering to be the mascot.

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You know, we were looking
for someone with school spirit

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- and here you are.
- Well, go Wombats!

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Now, you can do cartwheels

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round-offs, back flips?

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Yeah, yeah. You know what?

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I'm very bendy. In fact,
there was this one time

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where I scrunched
myself into this little ball

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and got in my
dad's filing cabinet.

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Oh, Louis, you're perfect.

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So are you.

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I am so glad that
we found each other.

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Now, when you put
on that Wombat suit

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I want you to really go for it.

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You know, my sense is, Louis,

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that you're a very
passionate person.

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- I am?
- Mm-hmm.

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And I don't want you to be
afraid to unleash that side of you.

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You go a little
crazy. Take chances.

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And, Louis, if you ever
have any questions

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or if you need anything

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my door is always open.

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(HEART POUNDING)

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What is that noise?

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Uh... oh... uh...

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it's probably something outside.

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I'll go take care of it.

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Louis, you stole the
Wombat suit again?

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You should have told me I
would have done it with you.

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Okay, mascots are so annoying.

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You know what? Actually,
um, I'm the mascot.

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- Get out of here.
- (SCREAMS)

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Yes, I'm the mascot. It's true.

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Is this some kind of joke?

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Is this punishment or something?

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You know what?
It's a long story.

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Uh, it's just something
I have to do, okay?

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Well, are we still going to
Del's after school to get pizza?

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Um, I have mascot practice.

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Well, then tomorrow,
it's big-pie Friday.

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All right, I'll see
you there. Later.

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Ren, can we talk to you?

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Sure. What's up?

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Well, we're really glad
that you're a cheerleader.

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ALL: Yeah.

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Your uniform is always clean

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and your sneaks are
always double-knotted.

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But your attitude... well...

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Oh... what's wrong
with my attitude?

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Ren, you're a cheerleader now.

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You've got to dig deep down
inside and find your perky place.

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M... my perky place?

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Ready? Okay.

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ALL: P-e-r-k-y.

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Be... perky!

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Be... perky!

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Ren... you have to live perky.

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Breathe perky.

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Be perky.

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You can do that, right, Ren?

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Yes, yes, yes.

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- (CHEERS)
- I can be perky!

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Look, I'm going to be perky!

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Perky!

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Be Perky.

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- (CRASH)
- Ow.

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Okay, ran all the way here.
What's the emergency?

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Go ahead, sit down.

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- What are you doing?
- I don't want anybody to hear

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what I'm about
to tell you, okay?

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Twitty...

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I'm in love with Miss Morgan.

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You mean, like,
you think she's cool?

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No, dude, no, no, no.

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Did you hear what I
said? I'm in love with her.

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I'm in love,
Twitty. I'm in love.

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See, every time I see her
my hearts starts racing, right?

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And my palms get sweaty

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and my stomach does
these flip-flop things.

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I wish you could be where
I am. It feels very good.

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Maybe you just ate
some bad bean dip?

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No, I didn't have
bad... listen...

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According to <i>Romance
for Boneheads</i>

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I have the classic
symptoms of a man in love.

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Dude, this is all
kind of freaky.

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Just read Chapter 12. Read that.

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You know what else I do? I jump
on my bed, every five minutes.

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When I'm in
love, you just do it.

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It's in... look, you just go...

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You see, like that.

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Twitty, this girl's perfect.

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She's beautiful. She's
right for me, and...

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I think we'd make a
fun couple, you know?

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(HAPPY ROMANTIC TUNE)

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Hey...

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Sorry we're late, we
couldn't find parking.

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We're still a little jet-lagged
from our trip to the Bahamas.

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How was that? I
bet it was beautiful.

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It was absolutely beautiful.

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We went snorkeling,
that was beautiful.

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Oh, and we ate local hot
dogs. It was jammin', mon!

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(LAUGHING)

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Oh, you two are a fun couple.

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(CALYPSO PLAYING)

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Isn't she great?

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Dude, your bacon's dangling.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, well, it's been
doing that a lot lately.

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So, what's your next move?

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Make her fall in love with me.

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How? Step one.

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Show her I'm
dedicated to my new job.

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(CHUCKLES)

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- What?
- <i>Mascot Boot Camp?</i>

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Yeah.

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Mmm, you're actually
signed up for this?

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Twitty... she makes me
want to be a better mascot.

185
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Well, what about Tawny, dude?

186
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You guys have been
hanging together a long time.

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Don't worry about
Tawny. No, no, no.

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I thoroughly explained everything
to her. She totally understands.

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I can't hang out
with you anymore!

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Twitty, let's face it...

191
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Tawny's great, right?

192
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But she's a little girl.

193
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Now, see, Miss Morgan...

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Miss Morgan, well,
she is a woman.

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And I... am a man.

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Very good, Ren.

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Now you tell the rest of the class
how you arrived at your answer.

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Okay. Ready?

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XY4, I'll tell you more.

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Quadrant times variable,
a shim-sham shooey.

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Go seven, go seven,
I like to eat chop suey.

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I'm Ren, I'm right, I'm
feeling kind of perky.

203
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,400
Kickin' and clappin',
I'll do the herky jerky.

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00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,486
Yeah, algebra!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,574
Yay! Yay, algebra! Woo-hoo!

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00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,326
(COUGHS)

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Moving on.

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00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,790
Twitty, can I ask
you a question?

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00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,166
What's up with Louis?

211
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,668
What do you mean?

212
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,337
I don't know. He's been
acting really weird lately

213
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and he keeps blowing me off.

214
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:34,634
Well, Louis, he's just going
through a difficult phase right now

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and he's taking a little time
to get his head together.

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You mean he actually took my
advice and got some therapy?

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Kinda. Uh...

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He's going to mascot boot camp.

219
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I give up.

220
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For the next eight hours
you will be going through

221
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the hardest, the most difficult,
but the most meaningful training

222
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,080
in your furry little lives!

223
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,624
The basic booty shake.

224
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,377
(MUSIC PLAYING)

225
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:13,464
<i>Come on, baby, Shake your booty.</i>

226
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:17,635
You are bacon, mascots!
Let's see you sizzle!

227
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,721
Cow, you're pathetic.

228
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,349
Okay, I've got a big spatula. I'm
going to flip you to the other side.

229
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,768
Sizzle! That's good!

230
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,606
<i>Hoping you'll be mine tonight.</i>

231
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,401
<i>Come on, baby, Say
I'm the one right now.</i>

232
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:47,999
<i>Come on, baby, now,
You want to shake it now.</i>

233
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,211
<i>If you're feeling down and out.</i>

234
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,839
<i>I'll show you
what it's all about.</i>

235
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:59,010
<i>Come on, baby, Let's
shake it right now.</i>

236
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,390
<i>Come on, baby, Shake your booty</i>

237
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,605
(MUSIC FADES)

238
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,569
Oh, sorry, sir.

239
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,697
Sit down. Sit down, son.

240
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,157
I want to talk to you.

241
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,622
You know, I've seen 'em
come and I've seen 'em go.

242
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,917
You're really something special.

243
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,794
Well, thank you, sir.

244
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,712
Stay here.

245
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,806
(TRIUMPHANT TUNE)

246
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,852
What is that?

247
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,355
It's a jet pack.

248
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,569
- March 24th, 1979.
- (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

249
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:04,534
Flew this baby around a stadium
in front of 75,000 screaming people.

250
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,536
I want you to have it.

251
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,540
Wait, wait. I don't understand.
You're giving me your jet pack?

252
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,000
You earned it.

253
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,754
I worked you hard today but
you took everything I threw at you.

254
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,299
You're gonna be a great mascot.

255
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,428
Thank you, sir.

256
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,765
Yeah, yeah.

257
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,768
Be gentle with it.

258
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,896
Excuse me.

259
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,857
(GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)

260
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,403
Louis, what are you
doing here so early?

261
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,738
I have this great news,

262
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,382
so I wanted to catch
you before class started.

263
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,658
Oh, I love your enthusiasm.

264
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,035
You are so sweet.

265
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,621
You're so sweet...
and, and, and perfect

266
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,248
and I mean that.

267
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,001
But that's not what
I came here for.

268
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,629
What I came here was to tell you
that wacky Walter gave me his jet pack.

269
00:13:58,713 --> 00:13:59,713
Jet pack?

270
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,549
And today at gym
I'm going to fly around.

271
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,440
I'm doing a pep rally.
It's going to be cool.

272
00:14:03,505 --> 00:14:07,055
Now, I just want you to be careful. I
don't want anything to happen to you.

273
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,393
Louis, you're not blinking.

274
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,441
No, I'm not staring
at your one eyebrow.

275
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,378
I haven't had a
chance to shave it yet.

276
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,822
- Oh, you shave it, do you?
- Oh, I have to.

277
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,616
It grows like crabgrass.

278
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:27,950
(BOTH LAUGH)

279
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,870
It runs in my family.
The Morgan unibrow.

280
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,331
(CLIPPER WHIRRING)

281
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,300
Whoo! I have to remember to
clean this thing out more often.

282
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,426
(CHUCKLES)

283
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,261
You know what?

284
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,556
I have to, uh, go
back to my class

285
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:54,644
because I'm in a
hairy, a hurry... a furry.

286
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,521
(SCREAMS)

287
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,731
I got breakfast
spirit, yes, I do.

288
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,983
I got breakfast spirit.
How about you?

289
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,486
I got breakfast spirit.

290
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,155
- Honey, come here for a second.
- What? What? What?

291
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,365
Sit down.

292
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,075
Sit down! Sit down!

293
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,203
Honey, your mother
and I have been talking

294
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,580
and frankly, we're
worried about you.

295
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,959
We've noticed that
lately you've been...

296
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,627
excessively upbeat.

297
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,294
Thanks.

298
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,256
I found my perky place.

299
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,676
Honey, we think maybe
you're on overperk.

300
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,594
Well, what do you mean?

301
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,765
Ren, this morning, honey, every
time the phone rang you cheered.

302
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,684
You cheered when the mail came.

303
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,853
You even cheered
for your laundry.

304
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,438
You're exaggerating, Daddy.

305
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,647
Am I?

306
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,984
Bleach, detergent, this
laundry's going to rock.

307
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,320
Fabric softener, dryer sheet,
hey, where's my other sock?

308
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,781
Oh, yeah, let's
go! Let's go, team!

309
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,867
Why didn't you
guys tell me before?

310
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,326
(WHOOPING ON VIDEO)

311
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,744
We thought you'd cheer us.

312
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,669
I have to resign as mascot.

313
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,213
Really? Why?

314
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,675
Because I'm sweating in
my suit and my doctor says

315
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,969
I'm developing a
chafing disorder. Bye.

316
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,597
Whoa, wait a minute, Louis.

317
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,641
I have a hunch that there's
something else going on here.

318
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,352
Listen, the truth is...

319
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:24,192
is that I never wanted
to be the mascot, okay?

320
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,569
The only reason I
even came In your office

321
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,322
was because I wanted
to hang out with you.

322
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,282
Hang out with me?

323
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,618
Well, actually, more than that.

324
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,913
Yesterday, I went
window shopping.

325
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,500
I went to go buy you fancy shoes.
It's something I would never do.

326
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,751
(LAUGHS)

327
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,003
And I know this may
sound crazy, but...

328
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,173
I thought you were perfect.

329
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,259
And then, this
morning in your office

330
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,387
you, you...

331
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,225
you cut off. Bzzz!

332
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,312
You know, no
one's perfect, Louis.

333
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,524
Yeah, I realize that.

334
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,237
Hey, don't worry, kiddo. I'm
sure you're going to find somebody

335
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,696
who's just right for you.

336
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:15,618
I found her, but I think
I messed that up, too.

337
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,540
Hey, Tawny! Tawny!

338
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,292
I want to let you know that
whole Wombat thing I did...

339
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,835
that's over and...

340
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,127
I don't know, maybe we
can go get something to eat.

341
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,800
Look Louis, I don't
care if you are a Wombat

342
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,636
or a turkey... or a jackass.

343
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,681
You stood me up
and you blew me off.

344
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,100
Now leave me alone.

345
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,065
Remember, girls,
this is a pep rally.

346
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,234
So let's get out there
and pep our socks off!

347
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,569
(ALL CHEER)

348
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,279
And what if I don't feel peppy?

349
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,536
Ren, it's not
about how you feel.

350
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,455
It's about what those
people out there expect of us.

351
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,082
They need us.

352
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,416
For what?

353
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,294
It's meaningless.

354
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,171
It's pep for pep's sake.

355
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,218
Put the brakes on there, Ren.

356
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,430
Are you saying our life is
just pointless perkiness?

357
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,433
Girls, look at it this way.

358
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,853
Do you think by our
kicking and our clapping

359
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,314
that we're going to do
anything meaningful?

360
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,275
Are we going to end world hunger

361
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,694
or bring peace
among the nations?

362
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,907
We're all living a lie.

363
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,201
- (CHEERING)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)

364
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,377
(LISTLESSLY): One, two...

365
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:53,215
We are the Wombats.

366
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,802
At the top, we can't be stopped.

367
00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:00,348
We'll strive, yeah,
to reach our goal.

368
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:04,143
The Wombats are in control.

369
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,648
Yeah! Go, team! Right?

370
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,858
We're number one.

371
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,238
Whoo! Okay, all right.

372
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,990
Uh... Okay.

373
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,870
Well, that was an
interesting cheer.

374
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:28,125
So, um, let's try
something new, okay?

375
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,250
Uh...

376
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,509
Dude, your ex-girlfriend
throws one lousy pep rally.

377
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,387
I know.

378
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,848
We'll do the wave.
Okay, ready, everybody?

379
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:46,102
Ready? Whoo!

380
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:47,812
Whoo.

381
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,980
Okay, let's try it
over here on this side.

382
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,862
Whoo!

383
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,910
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

384
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,621
Hey, everybody,
look. It's the Wombat.

385
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,007
Whoo!

386
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,400
(ENGINE SPUTTERS)

387
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,567
Uh-oh.

388
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,778
Where's the
brakes on this thing?

389
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,910
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

390
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,163
Louis, are you okay?

391
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,582
Yeah, I'm fine. Get
this thing. Get it off.

392
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,292
Ow.

393
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,376
Are you okay?

394
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,755
I think I need a
spinal replacement.

395
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,758
- Do you want me to get Nurse Phil?
- No, no. Tawny, don't leave.

396
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,460
I have to tell you something.

397
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,711
- What?
- (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

398
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:07,475
You have the two most
beautiful eyebrows I've ever seen.

399
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,201
Ren, the girls
and I were talking

400
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,204
and we really like you
as a person and all, but...

401
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:29,788
Yeah?

402
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,283
We don't think you're cut out

403
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,835
to be a cheerleader.
You think too much.

404
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,296
Yeah, I guess I do.

405
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,508
But one thing I have
been thinking about

406
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,969
is what a great job you guys
do keeping everyone's spirits up.

407
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,472
(ALL EXCLAIM)

408
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,891
Um, I'm really going
to miss you guys.

409
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:50,935
Oh, my...

410
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,271
She's going bye-bye

411
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,066
farewell, adios, hey-hey.

412
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,985
She's going bye-bye,
farewell, adios, hey-hey.