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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(ALARM RINGING)
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(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, well... why don't
we just get started, huh?
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Well, as I said before,
everyone, this is Chad Rhimes,
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my new campaign consultant.
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He is going to help me do my
speeches, make appearances...
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Well, I'm going to be doing
much more than that, Eileen.
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This is your first
statewide election.
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I need to help you and
your family project an image
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that the people
of California will...
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take to their hearts.
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What, uh... what's wrong
with our image now?
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Nothing, nothing.
It's a fabulous image.
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I just want the public to see
how fabulous your family is.
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(CHUCKLING)
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You know, Louis
ought to be hearing this.
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- Can't believe he's not here yet.
- Yeah, you know, it's not like him.
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He's usually so considerate.
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Out of my way!
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I owe you a corn dog, Lefkowitz.
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Now my primary job is to
get your mother nominated
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in the primary election.
No pun intended.
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(LAUGHS)
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You intended that
pun. (LAUGHING)
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Okay, now the only thing
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that people of California need to know
is that you're a happy normal family.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You don't have to
worry about that.
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- We are an extremely normal family.
- (DOOR OPENS)
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Hey, guys. What did I miss?
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What did you do to your hair?
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My hair... isn't it cool?
It's my science fair project.
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I planted seeds, and now
I'm growing vegetables.
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Look right here, look. This
is radishes... this row, right?
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And this is carrots.
You like sweet potatoes?
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- Louis?
- Yeah?
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You are not walking around with
a vegetable garden on your head
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while your mother is
running for Secretary of State.
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Well, why not?
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This could be her platform.
"End World Hunger."
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Okay, p-please tell me that this
is the wacky next-door neighbor.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Uh, the boy with the farm
on his head is my son Louis.
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Isn't he adorable?
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(FUN MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well, looks like I have my
work cut out for me, now don't I?
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Now your mother is making
her official announcement
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tomorrow in The
Sacramento Morning News.
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Actually, a reporter
is coming here.
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We're going to be on television?
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(CHUCKLING) Uh, what do I say?
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Uh, nothing, nothing. All
you have to do is smile,
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nod politely.
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And you...
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- lose the weeds.
- All right, fine.
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But you guys are missing out
on some good skull sprouts.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Yeah, I really think it's
big enough. (CHUCKLES)
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Eileen, I picked out
wardrobe for all of you.
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Oh, wardrobe.
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Uh, Chad, gee,
don't you think maybe
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we're carrying this
image thing a little too far?
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Eileen, this is what you pay me for.
I'm trying to help your family project
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that classic All-American look.
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Yeah.
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EILEEN: Don't you think this is
maybe getting a little bit ridiculous?
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We don't really
walk around like this.
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Eileen, you'll thank me when
you're in the White House.
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Come on, Mom. Whatever
it takes to get elected, right?
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CHAD: Okay, quiet,
everyone, they're starting.
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(NEWS PROGRAM THEME PLAYS)
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ANNOUNCER: Five, four, three...
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- CHAD: Smile!
- ANNOUNCER: two, one.
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Hi, and good
morning, Sacramento.
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I'm Cynthia Mills here at the home
of State Senator Eileen Stevens,
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author of the recent
Family Care Bill.
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Ms. Stevens is about to
make a formal announcement
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that she will run for
Secretary of State.
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- It is expected to be a tight race...
- Where's Louis?
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- Against her opponent...
- I'll get him down here.
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- By any means possible.
- Local businessman Charles L. Hackster.
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- Louis. It's show time! Let's go!
- No way.
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- Come on!
- No.
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Louis, get down there.
You're making Mom look bad.
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She cannot look
any worse than me.
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So that's why I decided to
run for Secretary of State.
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CYNTHIA: Well, you certainly
have the support of your lovely family.
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LOUIS: I'm not talking to
any stupid reporter, okay?!
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Look, there are the boys now.
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LOUIS: Put me down, Crab Goose!
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Is something wrong, little guy?
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What? Did you just call me a
little guy? Is that what you just said?
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I am not a little guy. And
these are not my pants.
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Look at this over here.
These are not my pants!
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Get off me!
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You understand! I'm
not shorty pants kid!
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(SCREAMING)
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Senator Stevens, any idea
why your son is running amok?
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Well, that all depends on
what your definition of "amok" is.
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(SCREAMING)
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Uh, why don't we
go into the kitchen
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and my mom can make us
some all-American apple pie?
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STEVE: Get him, Donnie!
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Uh, Eileen, I've decided to
resign as your image consultant.
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Okay.
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CYNTHIA: The Senator's
son is totally out of control
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destroying
everything in his path.
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Ow!
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Including my little toe!
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- You little...!
- I'm not shorty pants kid!
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(BROADCAST TONE BUZZES)
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It's Ren.
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Hey, Ren.
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I saw your family
on TV this morning.
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What a circus.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Please, Larry, not today.
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Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
I know it must rough.
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I just have one question.
What is your mother running for?
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The Ringmaster? 'Cause
I just wanted to know.
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Hey, Snarky.
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For a guy with a tiny
brain, you got a big mouth.
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(FAST PACE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ooh, Nelson... are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Look, I appreciate
you speaking up for me
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- but you don't have to fight my battles.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
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It's just that when someone
puts my friends down
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something inside of me snaps.
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But then, like, you know,
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it snaps back, and it's
like, "Who said that?"
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Look, Nelson, you're
a lover, not a fighter.
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You're actually
not a lover, either.
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But you are a nice guy.
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Hey, thanks a lot.
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I'm not shorty pants kid!
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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CYNTHIA: The scene grew worse
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as the wild child proceeded
to destroy furniture,
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camera equipment and
this reporter's baby toe.
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Currently, we have with us
Senator Eileen Stevens' opponent
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in the race for Secretary of
State, Charles L. Hackster.
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It makes one wonder,
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how can Eileen Stevens
claim to support families
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when she can't
even control her own.
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I know my children would
never behave like that.
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(PUNCHING REMOTE BUTTON)
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And in other news.
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State Senator Eileen Stevens'
youngest son went berserk
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on a local news show.
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(REMOTE CLICKING)
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El niño loco.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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Louis Stevens...
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We don't need to
see any more of this.
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LOUIS: Hey, guys.
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What's wrong?
Nothing on the tube?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Mom, he's all yours. Go get him.
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Guys, guys.
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This is all my fault.
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I never should have
hired that consultant.
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Ma.
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Ma, come on.
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You're a good kid. You are.
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Now you messed up.
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But it happens, right?
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Right?
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Louis,
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my bad judgment does
not excuse your behavior.
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You have to take
responsibility for that.
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Now do you have any idea
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how much work I have to do
to undo all of that damage now?
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Do you? You don't.
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You don't!
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Ma, it will blow over.
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It's yesterday's news, Mom.
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There he is.
There's the wild child.
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I think he's about
to go bananas.
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Hey, Ren.
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Louis, what is it? I'm working
on my science fair project.
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Ren... I really messed
things up for Mom.
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I need your help.
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Sit down.
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Thank you.
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Hmm, what is this here?
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Louis!
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Mmm.
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Now that stuff is good.
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(BURPS) That's really
good stuff right there.
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(REN GASPS)
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Louis, you are always
going to embarrass Mom
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if you keep acting like this.
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You think I want to be
"The Wild Child"? I don't!
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I want to be "The Cool Kid."
"The Fun-to-Be-with Boy."
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"The Makes-His-Parents-Proud
Person."
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Well, for that you're going to
have to change your whole image.
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I'm not wearing the
shorty pants, okay?
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(GROANS) You know
what I mean, Louis!
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Yeah, I know. I know.
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Look, I know you
better than anyone
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and if you set your mind to
something you're going to do a great job.
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Well, the science fair.
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I mean, if I won the science
fair... it's just a prediction...
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if I won the science fair, Mom
would be proud of me, right?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Well, you know, I have the
eighth-grade prize lined up
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but seventh grade... wide open.
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It's wide open.
I'm down with that.
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I am committed, Ren.
I'm going for it man, Ren.
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- All right, go ahead.
- I'm serious about...
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Hey, Ren, you got
any more of that stuff?
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Oh, yeah, down at
the sewage dump.
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(LAUGHING): At...
the sewage dump.
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(BUBBLING)
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(BELL DINGING)
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Hey, Nelson.
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Okay, um...
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why do you want
to learn how to fight?
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Well, because my nose keeps
writing checks my fists can't cash.
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What?
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I'm a hothead,
literally. Feel my head.
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Okay, give me your
best shot. Go on.
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Oww! Oww.
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You got any ice?
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I got an idea. Come here.
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What I'm about to reveal to
you can never leave this room.
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- Agreed?
- Yeah, sure.
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Okay. I'm going to teach you
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about the ancient
art of Ka-Ting.
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The power of the pinkie.
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By poking your opponent in
one of the five secret power points
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you can turn them instantly
into a hopeless blob of jelly
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for three to four minutes.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Watch, come here. Stand up.
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Okay, poke me, uh,
between the third and fourth rib
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on the right side.
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Okay.
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(GASPING)
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Donnie?
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Donnie?
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Louis...
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What are you doing
with the vacuum cleaner?
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The lawnmower?
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The hot water heater?
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A fan and that?
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Ren, I've been up all night
working on my science fair project.
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And I have to say that
it is the greatest idea.
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It could be a boon to humanity.
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I mean, it could
change the way we live.
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Or it could just be
the chocolate talking.
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What are you making?
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It's called the Eco-Bot 3000.
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Oh, what does it do?
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Well, I don't know yet,
but it has the coolest name.
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Louis...
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Ren, no more chit chat. I
have a science fair to win.
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Whatever.
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(BELL RINGING)
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I can't believe Louis
is working so hard.
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I actually think he's
getting his act tonight.
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And if I say that enough times
maybe I'll start to believe it.
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Hey, what are you two
no-good-nicks looking at?
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Hah!
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You got something
to say to Ren Stevens,
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you say it to me. Got it?
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Hah!
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Hey, where are you going, huh?
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Nelson... (NELSON LAUGHING)
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Okay, what did do you to Nelson?
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- What?
- What does this mean?
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Uh, sorry, Ren. Nelson
swore me to secrecy.
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Oh, he said that you were
teaching him martial arts.
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How could you possibly
take a nice kid like Nelson
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and turn him into a killer?
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Ren, look, the kid can't
even win a pillow fight.
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(LAUGHS) I made up
some bogus pinkie thing, uh...
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- Ka-Ting.
- Yeah, that's it.
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Well, at least he has
some confidence now.
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Confidence to, uh get
into a fight that he can't win.
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Being tough is 90% attitude.
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What's the other 10%?
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Oh, getting your butt kicked.
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- Oww!
- Thanks a lot.
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Oh, man, that hurts.
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Where are all the vacuum
cleaner attachments?
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I have no idea...
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but, Mom, I really need
to talk to you about Louis.
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I think he's trying to change.
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- Into what?
- Oh-oh... a good kid.
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I know that he's really
upset he messed things up
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- and he just wants you to be proud of him.
- Oh, honey, I am proud of him.
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Well, good. Then you can
come to the science fair.
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He's been working on his
project day in and day out.
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I can't. I called this
big press conference.
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I have to do major
damage control.
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Well, honey if I don't show up
they'll think I'm not serious at all
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about this campaign.
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Where is the hot water?
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Again, I have no idea.
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Just relax. You're
going to do fine.
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(ELECTRONIC NOISES)
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Man, are you tense.
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Oh, being around horses
irritates my sinus cavities.
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And peanuts,
cashews and almonds,
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they cause me general
abdominal discomfort...
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which I won't go into detail.
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Thank you.
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No. Thank you.
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So, how did I do?
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Great. You know, I'm
feeling nauseous myself.
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Good.
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Uh, Ren, I have some
unfinished business.
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Could you watch
my project for me?
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Oh, sure.
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Hey, microbes.
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Remember me?
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(LAUGHS) Hey, look,
it's Locker Stuffing.
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Don't make me use these.
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(KARATE YELLS)
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Can I speak to you for a second?
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- What? I can take those guys.
- Oh, I know.
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You do?
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Donnie told me what
you're capable of.
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It's terrifying.
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If you ever unleash that kind of
power on anyone just to save me,
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well, I wouldn't be
able to forgive myself.
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Well, I just want people to
know that I-I'm dangerous.
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Oh, but they do!
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It's in your eyes. You're
a changed person now.
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Really?
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Stop it. Stop it! Stop it!
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You're terrifying me!
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Whoa.
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I better put these babies away.
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Yeah.
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- Phew.
- Phew.
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WOMAN: Senator
Stevens. Please, please.
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Senator, Senator...
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where is the wild child?
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You know, I think
we should forget
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about the embarrassment
of the past and focus in
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on the issues at hand,
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like public health and
education and family care.
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Any questions?
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Is there any truth to the rumor
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you have sent him off
to a desert work camp?
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The mechanical motion of the
bicycle powers the TV and the VCR.
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It's called "Larryvision."
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It keeps me lean, mean
and caught up on my soaps.
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This is something I
taped earlier this week.
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I'm no shorty pants kid!
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- (ALL LAUGHING)
- I've seen that before.
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Yeah, and after the 40th
time it gets a little old.
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00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,173
All right, so what's the
deal? Is Mom coming?
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- Did you tell her? What's going on?
- She's got this press conference thing.
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Louis, I'm sorry. I tried.
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I really did.
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And for our final project
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created by Louis
Stevens, seventh grade.
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So, tell us about your project.
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All right, well, um, this
is the Eco-Bot 3000.
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It's an automatic can
and plastic bottle crusher.
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It also recycles,
keeps the streets clean
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and makes a pretty
cool crushing sound.
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Can we see how it works?
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Yes. Yes.
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Prepare to be amazed, guys.
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It also cracks
walnuts, kills spiders
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and it makes pita bread, too.
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The Eco-Bot 3000.
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Keeping America proud...
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safe...
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and clean.
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(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Thank you.
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Louis! Louis.
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- Mom.
- Louis, hi.
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Oh, my gosh.
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They're judging right now.
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Okay, this year's first
prize, seventh grade,
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goes to Louis Stevens
and the Eco-Bot 3000.
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Well, honey, you did it.
You did it. Congratulations.
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WOMAN: Excuse me. Reporter
with extremely painful broken toe
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coming through... there she
is. Excuse me. Give it to me.
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00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,853
It looks like we have finally
caught up with Senator Stevens
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here at this
school science fair.
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Senator Stevens,
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why did you walk out on
your own press conference?
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Because I realized that my
place was here with my son
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whom, I am proud to say,
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just won the prize for the
seventh grade science fair.
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00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,248
Well, what is this
prize-winning project?
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00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:11,085
Oh, here, I'll tell you.
This is the Eco-Bot 3000
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and pretty soon it will be
in every kitchen in America.
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Prepare to be amazed.
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(ZAPPING)
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Run for your lives!
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00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,098
So, Senator
Stevens, still proud?
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00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,767
Of course I'm proud.
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00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,228
I'm there for my kids
24/7, no matter what.
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LOUIS: Run for your lives!
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(KNOCKING)
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00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,458
Hey, Mom.
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00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,004
Hi, honey, did you finish those
apology letters to your classmates?
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00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,964
Well, yeah, I'm
signing them right now.
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00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,257
Okay, I love you.
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00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,885
- I love you, Mom.
- Okay. Sweet dreams.
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00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,012
- Yeah, sleep good.
- All right.
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00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,979
Keep them coming, Eco.
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00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:57,066
After this, we're breaking
into Ren's piggy bank.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)