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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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REN: Hey, what
did you get for six?

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BOBBY: I got B, the spotted owl.

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STEVE: Right... fourth period?

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Third period, yeah,
sure, whatever.

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Okay, I'll kiss you...
I'll see you tomorrow.

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Bye.

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Hi, Dad. We were just,
uh, doing some homework.

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- Uh-huh.
- We both got B. Right?

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Yeah, B. The spotted
owl. (CHUCKLES)

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Yeah.

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By the way, that was your teacher,
Linda Lovelson on the phone.

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Just thought you should know.

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She wants me to come in and guest
lecture your Life Science class tomorrow.

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Oh. (CHUCKLES) Cool.

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Uh, my dad and Miss Lovelson
are in the same bird-watching group.

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Well, we can talk about
that tomorrow, huh, Dad?

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Yeah.

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I love nature.

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I was a Boy Scout
until I was 17.

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Great activity for a young man.

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In fact, I was 19 before I
started thinking about girls.

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You like nature, Bobby?

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Me? Uh, yeah.

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Do you?

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We got to get back to work now.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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I'll be, uh... I'll
be right out here.

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- In the kitchen.
- Mm-hmm.

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Right on the other
side of this door.

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- Parents...
- You kids want a snack?

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Tom, old buddy, old pal
I have to hand it to you.

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Your very own pizza
oven. Stroke of genius.

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Yeah, it was Doris' idea.

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Doris?

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Oh, Mother.

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She's worried I don't socialize
enough with kids my own age.

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- Which is nonsense.
- (COMPUTER BEEPS)

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Aha!

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Trying to take my bishop.

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I know you too well,
Mr. Smarty Trousers.

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Hey, Tom, what's up
with this thing, man?

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It's not hot anymore.

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The heating coil
must have burnt out.

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Don't fear.

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Mother will pick us one up at
the hardware store tomorrow.

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But, uh, for now, how about
I show you two heathens

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the finer points of chess?

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You know, I'm a master.

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Uh, Tom, you know,
I probably have a...

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a lot of homework I should try.

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Right.

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We probably have
a book report or two,

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'cause there's him and me.

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- Uh, you call him.
- Yeah.

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TOM: Yeah, well, see you.

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- TWITTY: All right, see you, Tom.
- I had a blast today.

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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (SIGHS)

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This isn't just any
old plate of nachos.

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I call these "shirt wreckers,"

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'cause you can't eat them
without getting them on your shirt.

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(LAUGHING)

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Daddy, I thought we
said we weren't hungry.

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Thanks, Mr. Stevens. Um...

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I make these for my
little brother all the time.

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Only they're... not this huge.

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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A little brother, huh?

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- Any other siblings?
- Dad...

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I'm just trying to
get to know Bobby.

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STEVE: Any other
brothers or sisters?

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For the last time, Deaver,
give me the information!

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Don't tell him anything, Bobby.

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He's just a nosy grownup.

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- (SLAMS FIST)
- Don't make me go bad cop on you, dirtbag!

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All right.

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I have a sister.

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I got a sister, too.

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Ren's Aunt Louise.

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Went to Stanford Law.

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Very strong program there.

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Ever get up too quickly,
get light-headed?

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That happened to me today.

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(SIGHS)

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All right, so the farmer's like,

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"You can sleep in my
barn, but whatever you..."

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Hey, pals, Dr. Gribalski
here with news from the front.

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Tom, Louis is telling a joke.

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Oh, <i>scusi.</i>

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Please finish with
your funny comedy gag.

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Anyway, so the farmer's like,

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"If you hear anything in
the middle of the night..."

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(TOM LAUGHING)

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I love this one. I love it. I...

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Sorry.

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Sorry. Please continue.

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All right, so the alien's
sleeping in the barn

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and he hears this
blood-curdling scream,

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- and he...
- Like this:

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(SCREAMING LOUDLY)

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

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Oh, I hate to say
it, Mr. Lou, but...

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I don't think you told it right.

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What are you doing?

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Uh, I was...

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Dude, you can't just walk up
and start flapping your lips like that.

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What's the big deal?
What's so important?

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It better be good news
about the pizza oven, Tom.

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'Cause right now I'm in no mood.

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(STUTTERS) Yeah,
it's about the pizza oven.

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That's right.

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Yeah, well, the heating coil
is gonna take a little while.

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I thought you said Doris
could just pick one up.

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Sorry. Could
take a little while.

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Like, a year... or two.

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Or never.

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And I'd appreciate it if you'd refer
to my mother as Mrs. Gribalski.

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I didn't know your dad was
into birds and everything.

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Are you kidding me, Nelson?
My dad's practically Mr. Outdoors.

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Well, if my dad
was on his way here,

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I'd be getting an
embarrassment rash

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in places I'm too
embarrassed to tell you about.

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Well, for your
information, Nelson,

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my dad's not coming
here to embarrass me.

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He happens to be one of the area's
foremost authorities on the dickcissel.

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(SNICKERING)

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I'm sure the lecture
will go very well.

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Hey. Ren, did you get a chance
to read my gossip column?

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No, but I'm sure it's
gonna be just fine.

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Well, I kind of thought
you'd want to sign off on it

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before we print it for
all the world to see.

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Okay, just give
me the highlights.

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Okay, uh, Doyle Taylor
has a crush on Stacy Funk.

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Marvin Hanks was spotted at the
Wack Shack with Frieda Richards,

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and...

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And?

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And Mandy Sanchez has
a crush on Bobby Deaver.

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NELSON: You mean Mandy
"Always Gets Her Man" Sanchez

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has a crush on Bobby?

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I'm really sorry, Ren.
Should I kill the story?

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(STEVE CAWING LOUDLY)

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Hi, sweetheart!

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(SIGHS)

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Birds.

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Airborne beauties

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or rats with wings?

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For the next 40 minutes, I'll be
taking you up-close and personal

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with the birds of
the Sierra Foothills.

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(CAWS LOUDLY)

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(STEVE READING)

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Say it with me.

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ALL: Bird.

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STEVE: Very good.

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Sail on, oh, bird of fate.

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Sail on, oh, birdy.

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(COOS AND CAWS)

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(SINGING) <i>Migratory
North American songbird.</i>

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- Grab it and...
- (GUN CLICKS)

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- (GUNSHOT)
- (CHUCKLES)

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No, I wouldn't do that.

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And there he was,

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the yellow-bellied sapsucker,

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actually sucking sap.

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LINDA: (CRYING)
That was just wonderful.

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- STEVE: Thank you.
- Okay, guys.

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Wasn't that wonderful, huh?

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Thank you.

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You've been a great
audience, really.

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You know, I don't
usually do this,

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but, Linda, with
your permission,

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I'd like to invite you all to
the Devil Mountain Wilderness

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to observe the migration
of the winter bufflehead.

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(GASPS) Wow!

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I happen to know we have got
a lot of bufflehead fans in here.

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Is that right?

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Well, do I have any takers?

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STEVE: Bobby, okay.

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Anyone else?

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Good.

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Okay!

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This is gonna be a
day of good, clean fun.

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- Can I ask you a personal question?
- Uh, no.

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What kind of underarm
deodorant do you use?

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Dude, come on.

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Dude, I'm sorry,
it's just I'm bored

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and I'm trying to make
polite conversation.

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I use Fresh Guy.

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Dude, do you smell what I smell?

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- (SNIFFING)
- Look.

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TWITTY: Tom is eating
cheesy pizza, man.

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Can you believe that?
The guy lied to us.

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Hey, Gribalski!

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Thought you said your oven
was gonna be busted for a year.

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Oops! Guess I made a boo-boo.

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Hey, is that any way to
treat your friends, man?

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Well, this hot, delicious pizza

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is for people that
care about me,

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00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,477
and not for two-faced
pizza pigs like you.

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00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:03,853
Now, get off my property!

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00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,815
Hey, this is the sidewalk, Tom,
okay? This is public property.

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00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,026
Right, and... and the law says that
we can camp out here for two weeks

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and there is nothing
you can do about that.

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00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,571
Really?

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- He crusted me.
- That is hurtful.

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LOUIS: That is hurtful, Tom!

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00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,981
REN: I wouldn't
need new hiking boots

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if Dad would just stay
out of my social life.

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Okay, not following.

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Mom, I am almost
15, which is almost 18,

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with is practically 21.

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00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,683
I need to start keeping my home
life and my school life separate.

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Separate from Dad, anyways.

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Oh, honey. See, I know,

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I know your dad can sometimes
really go over the top, but he...

219
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Oh, he really loves you

220
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and I happen to
know he is so thrilled

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that you are going
with him tomorrow.

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Try and make it work.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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EILEEN: Why do I
have all this pizza?

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- Louis.
- Yes?

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00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,051
When you knocked over
that pyramid of beef stew cans

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was that to distract
me while they rang up...

228
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$150 worth of frozen pizza?

229
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Okay, I could have
gotten my hiking boots.

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Sorry, sis, listen.

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00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,899
I'm on a four-slice-a-day
habit, all right?

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Just... Let's preheat
the oven to 450

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00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,029
and discuss this in a calm
and reasonable manner.

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Does she really need glitter
eye shadow just to go hiking?

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(COUGHING)

236
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,458
Thank you, ladies, thank you.

237
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I just to repel the
insects, not drown them.

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00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,174
Oh, trouble at six o'clock.

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- Hi, Bobby.
- Hi.

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00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,348
Mandy.

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00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,183
Hello, Ren.

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00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,852
Bobby and I were
just laughing at the fact

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that we're both wearing
brand-new Teton 100's. (GIGGLES)

244
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:16,069
Wow, there's nothing funnier
than a good shoe coincidence, huh?

245
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,114
Yeah. Oh, your
boots are classics.

246
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,784
Weren't they on display
at the Museum of Hiking?

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(CAWING)

248
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,248
Okay, kids, let's huddle up.

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00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,917
(STEVE CAWING)

250
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,179
Okay, gang, we're all geared up.

251
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,015
Now, the trails
are clearly marked,

252
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,726
but I still don't want anyone
leaving the visitor's area

253
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,520
unless you have a trail buddy.

254
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,813
Trail buddy?

255
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,439
STEVE: So let's
pair up. Nelson...

256
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,024
you and Ruby team up.

257
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,527
Bobby and Mandy,

258
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,946
and Natalie, Ren, and myself.

259
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,448
So, if there are no
further questions,

260
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,994
we'll all meet back
here at 1300 hours.

261
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,290
(BIRD SCREECHING)

262
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,250
STEVE: Oh, this is very rare.

263
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,212
That could be a
red-breasted nuthatch.

264
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,424
- You see her?
- Mm-hmm.

265
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,719
Ah. I think Miss Nuthatch
is looking for a mate.

266
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,097
REN: Yep, that's what
she's doing, alrighty.

267
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,059
So, you think
everyone's having fun?

268
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,104
Yeah, Dad, everyone's
having a fantastic time.

269
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,149
Something bothering you?

270
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,734
Yeah, you.

271
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,987
Why can't you just realize
that I'm in a relationship?

272
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,530
You and Bobby?

273
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,743
Oh, honey, I'd hardly call a
school girl crush a relationship.

274
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,495
Hey, look, a
scissortail flycatcher.

275
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,039
You just can't
deal with the fact

276
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,045
that I'd rather be down
there with my boyfriend

277
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,418
than up here watching
stupid birds with you!

278
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,170
I don't even like birds, okay?

279
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,464
I think they're dirty,
dumb, and boring!

280
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:04,969
Young lady, you are very lucky
birds have notoriously bad hearing.

281
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,721
Well, then I'll
say it louder then.

282
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,973
(SHOUTING) I hate
birds! (ECHOES)

283
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,017
That's it! Back to the van!

284
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,643
We are no longer trail buddies.

285
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,812
That's just fine with me, Dad.

286
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,275
Stupid birds.

287
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,152
I don't even know why
we watch 'em, anyway.

288
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,154
They should be watching us.

289
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,491
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

290
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,578
Please, take your seats.

291
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,099
First of all, I just want to thank you
guys for coming on such short notice.

292
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,124
I really appreciate it.

293
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,371
What's going on? I mean,
you paged me like ten times.

294
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:41,297
As you may have heard,
yesterday Mr. Twitty and I

295
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,216
experienced what one would call

296
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,802
a major dissing,

297
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,430
courtesy of a seventh-grader,
Mr. Tom Gribalski.

298
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,641
I feel violated.

299
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,268
Friends just don't
treat friends like that.

300
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,312
We need to show
this Mr. Gribalski

301
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,064
that revenge is swift.

302
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,233
- And, oh, so sweet.
- TWITTY: Sweet.

303
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,527
Mr. Stevens, very sweet.

304
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,113
Why are we using last names?

305
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,697
I, uh...

306
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,492
Okay, so this is all about
getting even with Tom

307
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,245
because he lied to you
about his pizza oven.

308
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,454
That's right.

309
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,333
Miss Dean appears to be leaving.

310
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,043
Yeah, that's right. I'm leaving.

311
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,336
Tawn...

312
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,839
No. Don't try to tell me that
Tom is your friend, okay?

313
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,632
You guys just used him.

314
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,259
Do you even know
anything about him?

315
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,845
For example, did you know
that his father is a nurse?

316
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,890
Or did you know that
Tom collects lead soldiers?

317
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,143
Or did you know
that right this second

318
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,979
Tom is representing our school
in the sectional chess meet?

319
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,482
Look, all I know

320
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,694
is he used to make us
pizza, and now he don't.

321
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,028
(BOTH SNICKER)

322
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:48,823
You know, Louis,

323
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,701
no one can disappoint
me quite like you can.

324
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,419
I am not lost.

325
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,713
I'm not lost.

326
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,175
I'm not lost.

327
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,845
I think I'm lost.

328
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,264
(SCREAMS)

329
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,319
(GRUNTS)

330
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,786
(BRANCH CRACKING)

331
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,123
(SCREAMING)

332
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,961
Ah!

333
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,967
I broke a nail!

334
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,775
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

335
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,080
(MOUTHING) Loser.

336
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,792
(BIRD CAWING)

337
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,920
REN: Dad?

338
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,551
Dad, how did you find me?

339
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,721
I figured you'd miss the sign and
wander down the Devil's Backside.

340
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,891
Sure enough, I was able to see
your head sticking out of the crack.

341
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,977
Oh. Look, I'm
really sorry. I never...

342
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,146
Oh, honey, honey, I'm sorry.

343
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,816
You're growing up so fast

344
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,734
and it's hard for me.

345
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,946
I've been treating you like
a little girl and it's my fault.

346
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,322
I'm sorry.

347
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,077
Honey, there's a small
rock slide headed our way.

348
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,745
Watch your head.

349
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,973
You don't have
to impress anyone.

350
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,725
Not Bobby Deaver or anyone else.

351
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,977
You're a special girl.

352
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,397
And if you ever want to
talk about relationships,

353
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,524
- I'm there for you.
- I know.

354
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,942
I know, Dad.

355
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,820
I love you.

356
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,447
I love you, too.

357
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,491
- Let's get you out of here.
- Okay.

358
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:48,586
(HORN BLARING)

359
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,296
Guys, what are you doing?

360
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,507
Nathan just broke
down Tom's defense.

361
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,802
- Oh, yeah? All right, De...
- fense!

362
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,723
- De...
- fense!

363
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,770
- De.. De... De...
- fense ...fense ...fense...

364
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,143
(BOTH GRUNTING)

365
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,145
- De.. De... De...
- fense ...fense ...fense...

366
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,314
- Go! Go!
- Tom! Tom!

367
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,399
- Tom! Tom!
- Go! Go!

368
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,193
- Go! Go!
- Tom! Tom!

369
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,445
- Tom! Tom!
- Go! Go!

370
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:17,531
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

371
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,536
ALL: (CHANTING)
Go, Tom! Go, Tom!

372
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,706
Go, Tom! Go, Tom! Go, Tom!

373
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,250
(ALL CHEERING)

374
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,432
Checkmate!

375
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,935
(ALL CHEERING)

376
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:50,022
Tom Gribalski, you just won
the district chess championship.

377
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,565
What are you gonna do now?

378
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,193
I'm gonna go get my windbreaker.

379
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,947
(ALL CHEERING)

380
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,665
Okay. First we get Mandy in the
van, then I'll get in, then you get in,

381
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,376
and Ren and Bobby can be
reunited in the middle seat once again.

382
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,143
- NELSON: It's not gonna work.
- Why not?

383
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,213
Because you just don't
give away a name like

384
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,382
Mandy "Always Gets
Her Man" Sanchez.

385
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,009
I mean, come on. Look at
him. He's under her spell.

386
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:22,346
RUBY: But Ren's relationship
is at stake. Come on, you guys.

387
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,349
Ruby, maybe me and Bobby
don't have a relationship.

388
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,601
Let's go.

389
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,110
We had the best time.

390
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,447
We saw a woodpecker
and six blue jays.

391
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,490
- Didn't we, Bobby?
- Sure did.

392
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,033
(MANDY CHUCKLES)

393
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,495
Well, it's time to get
in the van, Mandy.

394
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,874
Oh, my gloves! I left them
down by the water fountain.

395
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,543
- Can you come with me to go get them?
- I'll get them with you.

396
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,004
And I'll tell you what.
On the way home,

397
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,922
why don't you sit
in front with me?

398
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,424
I'd love to hear about your day.

399
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,759
Uh...

400
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,177
Please.

401
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,562
(CLEARS THROAT)

402
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,855
Oh.

403
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,900
So, did you have a fun time?

404
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,693
Yeah, it was awesome.

405
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,488
- It's really beautiful out here, you know?
- Yeah.

406
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,865
I missed you, though.

407
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,283
You did?

408
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,952
Yeah, I felt weird being
paired up with Mandy.

409
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:28,954
I felt like she was
crowding me all day.

410
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,998
Really? I didn't notice.

411
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,125
So, did you have fun?

412
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,961
Yeah. It was interesting.

413
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,048
But then it always is when
I'm hanging out with my dad.

414
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,718
This is so good, Tom.

415
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,054
My compliments to the chef.

416
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,764
<i>Grazie.</i>

417
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,435
Checkmate.

418
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,815
- One more time. One more time.
- All right.

419
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,025
(MUMBLING) Anything on my face?

420
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,402
No, you look okay.

421
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,363
- Really? Okay.
- TAWNY: Yeah.

422
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,324
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)