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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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({EXPLOSION)

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Ball three.

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(CROWD WHISTLES AND APPLAUDS)

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UMPIRE: Take your base.

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(GROANS) We're blowing our lead.

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- How fast is Dobson throwing, Stevens?
- Thirty-seven miles per hour.

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- (SIGHS)
- It's ridiculous.

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My grandma can throw
a ball of yarn faster.

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ARTIE: Back, back, back...

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Oucho magoucho,
it's a grand slam!

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The Lawrence Wombats
have given up ten straight runs

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and now lead only by two.

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I'm sure Coach Tugnut will have

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some words of
encouragement for his pitcher.

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Dobson, you stink!

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Coach, listen.

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I think it's time for
a pitching change.

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Twitty, get in there,
buddy, come on!

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COACH TUGNUT: Twitty, sit down.

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COACH TUGNUT:
Stevens, for the last time

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you are not the coach here.

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The only reason
you're on the team

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is because you have a radar gun.

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Where'd you get
that thing anyway?

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Got it at a police auction.

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Now, I would've got the Jaws
of Life. It just didn't fit on my bike.

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ARTIE: Uh-oh! There
goes another one!

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Twitty! Why are you just
sitting there? Get in the game.

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- But I thought you said...
- Go!

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Come on, bud. All right.

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Now pitching for the first
time this season, Alan Twitty.

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Whoo!

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ARTIE: Alan
throws right, bats left

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and lives around the
corner from Del's Pizzeria.

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Twitty, you forgot your glove.

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- Good start.
- No, I'll get it. Don't worry about it.

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Here, hold this, okay?

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You forgot your glove, bud.

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- Guess I'm going to need that.
- Yeah.

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You okay?

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Twitty, okay, you're
going to do great.

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Just relax, have fun.
You have nothing to lose.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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All right, buddy.
It's all about you.

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LOUIS: He's good.

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Strike one.

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Yowza! Strike one.

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Throwing some serious
heat. That's the way!

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COACH TUGNUT: Smoking!

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UMPIRE: Strike two.

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- Strike three.
- Out of there.

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- Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah! Go, Twitty!

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You're out!

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(CHEERING)

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ARTIE: He's out of there!

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And the Wombats win!

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Thanks to the amazing
performance of Alan Twitty.

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Holy guacamole, a star is born!

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And that's not even the worst
part. I got an A-minus in English.

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Oh, hey, Ren, not to
interrupt and not to alarm you,

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but Bobby Deaver got new jeans.

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Yeah, I saw them.

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But they're not new,
they're in the rotation.

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Ren, can you get my
homework assignment for me?

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I have to go to
the nurse's office.

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I think I have irritable
chalk syndrome.

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Um, yeah, sure, whatever.

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Okay, I have to ask.

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Nelson, what's irritable
chalk syndrome?

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While I was cleaning
the chalk board

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I breathed in this
giant dust ball.

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You know what, I hate
it when that happens.

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Nurse Phil will flush
out your sinuses.

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Well, let's hope so.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Oh. Bye.

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- What's up?
- Nothing.

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I'm just getting my books.

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I have geography next.

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It's a big world.

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(CHUCKLING)

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- You ever been to Canada?
- No.

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You know, our system of
government is very similar to theirs.

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Cool.

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Well, it was nice
talking to you.

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You, too.

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(SIGHS)

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So, how did it go?

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We talked about Canada.

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Canada. Not so romantic.

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I don't get it. Every time I
talk to him I get so nervous

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I just start rambling
and can't shut up.

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Well, I have some
advice for you. Do shut up.

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RUBY: Just let
him do that talking.

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But what if there's
an awkward silence

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- and then...
- Shh.

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- But what...
- Shh.

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Shh.

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So, Twitty, how does it feel
to be the big sports hero?

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I mean, not that I'm
into sports or anything.

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Great game.

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I actually find it to be a
waste of the human spirit.

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BOY: You the man.

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- But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.
- BOY 2: MVP.

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I got to give props
to my main man, Lou,

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'cause he is the guy that told
me I just got to relax on the mound

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and I got nothing to lose.

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- That's right, bro.
- He's the man.

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Except now everything's changed.

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What do you mean?

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Yeah, what do you mean?

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Twitty, you're the guy everyone
counts on to win games.

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I... I am?

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You're finally in the spotlight.
You're the closer, the man.

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The big poppa
with the big moppa!

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Hey, Ren. Hey, I wanted
to ask you something.

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Okay?

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You know this Saturday's
our field trip to Sutter's Fort

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and I was wondering
if you wanted to...

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you know, sit next
to me on the bus.

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Great.

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So I'll see you on Saturday.

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Well, it was nice
talking to you.

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It worked.

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What?

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Excuse me.

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(SCREAMS) Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Thank you.

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Now pitching for the
Lawrence Wombats, Alan Twitty.

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Shut 'em down, Twitty.
We all know you can do it.

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Okay, Twitty, you
know what to do.

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What?

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Strike 'em out, shut
the door, save the game.

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What are you doing here?

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- No, what are you doing here?
- Why, you...

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LOUIS: Twitty.

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Twitty, Twitty.

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You're finally in the spotlight.
You're the closer, the man.

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The big poppa
with the big moppa!

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BOTH: Throw the dang ball!

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(SIGHS)

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Whoa! Look out!

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(CROWD GASPING)

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ARTIE: Oh, right in the peanuts!

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That's got to hurt.

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(CROWD GROANING)

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Twitty! Throw it over the plate!

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Oh, holy cow, someone
get me a hard hat.

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- (GLASS BREAKS)
- (CAR ALARM BLARING)

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And the final score is
Schuster Junior High, 29.

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Lawrence Junior High, 2.

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But the real story here is how
Alan Twitty stunk up the field.

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Twitty, Twitty, Twitty.
Listen, listen, buddy.

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You were a
little off, all right?

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But on the plus side, that
one pitch that hit the windshield

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it was 75 miles per
hour and I think...

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You know, you talk too much.

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- What?
- Look, man.

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You got inside my brain, okay?

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You messed things up.

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You made me choke,

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and now I'm never
going to pitch again.

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Twitty, I just
wanted to tell you...

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(GLASS BREAKS, WATER SPLASHES)

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Twitty, you don't look so good.

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Guys, what are you doing here?

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I told you on the phone that I
didn't want to talk about this.

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You got to get up. You
got a game this afternoon.

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Up and at em'. Hup, hup,
hup! Come on. Let's get up.

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I'm not playing anymore, man.
You saw how bad I pitched yesterday.

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Twitty, look, we can help
you with your problem, okay?

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- We believe it to be psychological.
- Right here.

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Nothing is going to help, okay?

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I just choked and now
I'm choking at everything.

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And now I'm going to choke
again at my game this afternoon.

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No, that's not true. There's
a treatment called, uh...

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behavior modification,
and it can help, bro.

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- What is it?
- Louis?

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Okay, to put it simply, good
thoughts earn you rewards.

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A delicious jellybean, okay?

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Bad thoughts earn you...

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A whiff of my deadliest,
nastiest socks.

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- (STEAM HISSING)
- (GROANING)

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Ooh.

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(COUGHING) Come
on, Twitty, just try it.

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You got nothing to lose, right?

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Absolutely nothing.

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- All right.
- Okay.

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Okay, now, now close your eyes

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and picture yourself at
this afternoon's game.

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In the dugout, waiting
to go out and pitch.

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Now, how do you feel?

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Uh, I guess I feel okay.

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Rockin'. Give him a jellybean.

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LOUIS: Awesome. Good thought.

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Okay, now you go out to
that... that stupid hill thingy.

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It's a mound. It's
called a mound.

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Whatever.

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Okay, the team, the
students, your parents

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everyone is looking at you waiting
for you to throw your first pitch.

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Now, how do you feel?

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My heart's racing, I feel
like I swallowed a pumpkin

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and I want to "fuzz
fuzz" Mr. Blanket

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which I haven't
done in ten years.

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- (BASKET LID SQUEAKS)
- (STIFLED GROAN)

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LOUIS: Just breathe deep!

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Hi. (CHUCKLES)

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Okay, Nelson,
you can't sit here.

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Ren, my mother read the safest
place to sit on the bus is over the axle.

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Call me old-fashioned,
but I want to live.

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Well, your mother was wrong.

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RUBY: Bobby.

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(SIGHS)

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TWITTY: (MUMBLING)
Guys, I'm getting light-headed.

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When can I have a jellybean?

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This isn't working. It's
time to pull out the big guns.

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Dirty underwear.

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Why don't you just call
your brother Donnie?

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I mean, he knows
everything about sports.

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Nothing in your way, here we go.

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(LAUGHING)

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- DONNIE: Wait. Where's the surprise party?
- LOUIS: No.

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Donnie, forget
that. We tricked you.

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We brought you
here to help Twitty.

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He used to be this awesome pitcher.
But now he's lost his confidence.

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So, there's no ice cream cake?

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They're trying to keep me from messing
up at my next baseball game, okay?

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But it's not going to work
'cause I'm a screw-up.

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I'm out of here.

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Dude.

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TWITTY: Goodbye.

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That was the closet.

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Look, kid, I had the same problem
with shooting foul shots in basketball.

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DONNIE: You know, the more I
thought about it, the worse it got.

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I mean, I couldn't
eat, I couldn't sleep.

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I got nervous pimples.

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Oh, big nasty ones.

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Then my coach, he told
me that I need to relax.

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So he sent me to this great spa.

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Big Al's.

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Man, it completely
mellowed me out.

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I didn't miss a shot
the rest of the season.

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Dude, we got to hit that spa.

249
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,327
Ren, Ren, your
forehead's turning pink.

250
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,620
What does it matter?

251
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,038
Bobby is way up there

252
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,457
and he's never going
to see my pink forehead.

253
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,044
Look, you'll get
your Bobby, trust me.

254
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,797
I know how we can get Captain
Blow-Your-Nose to move.

255
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,007
I'm not moving.

256
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,636
Nelson, what if I could arrange
for you to sit next to Tasha?

257
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,848
I'm moving. How'd you
know I had a crush on her?

258
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,766
Please, it's my job.

259
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,269
But, Ruby, Amy's
sitting next to Tasha.

260
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,689
Relax, I'll get you and Bobby
together next time we stop.

261
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,942
We'll get Amy to move next
to Justin. They're lab partners.

262
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,694
Then we get Stan
who's next to Justin

263
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,779
to move next to Donna
"Dirty Ears" Delucci.

264
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,115
Stan has stinky feet, so
they make a nice couple.

265
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,784
- And then we'll..
- (BRAKES SQUEALING)

266
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,411
RUBY: Okay, everybody.

267
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,164
You all know your
assignments. Let's do it.

268
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,757
Something's not right.

269
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,519
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. This... this is the spa?

270
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,773
- I'm supposed to relax here?
- Yeah.

271
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,193
It was nicer the last time I was
here. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

272
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,904
- I guess Big Al let the place go.
- (BUBBLING)

273
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,697
I think Big Al let himself go.

274
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,034
Oh, it says "Push here." Okay.

275
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,243
(SCRATCHY TAPE PLAYING)

276
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:32,330
<i>Howdy, I'm Big Al.
Sorry I let myself go.</i>

277
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,083
<i>The therapeutic
mud treatment is $15</i>

278
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,752
<i>- and the sauna is complementary.</i>
- That's cool.

279
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,129
<i>However, the sauna
room is broken.</i>

280
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:43,674
<i>Well, folks, enjoy my Country Spa,
and on the way out, grab a fresh towel</i>

281
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,094
<i>and stop by Big Al's
Country Kissing Booth.</i>

282
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,553
<i>Happy relaxing.</i>

283
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,681
You want to jump right in the
mud or go in the kissing booth?

284
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,267
Hey, hey, no, look. We're
here to pack him in the mud

285
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,554
and straighten his head out.

286
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,004
I'm not getting
in that nasty mud.

287
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,731
Listen, Twitty, I'm
your best friend, okay?

288
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,608
And I want to help you,

289
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,611
but you're at the point now
where only you can help you.

290
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,863
Dude, I don't know, man.

291
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,990
The mud's starting
to smell kind of funky.

292
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,994
Twitty, he drove 50 miles okay?

293
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,913
I'm spending $15.

294
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,790
You're getting in
the stinking mud!

295
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,625
I'm not getting in
the mud pit, man.

296
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,836
How does it feel?

297
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,047
Feels like I'm in a giant
bowl of dirt pudding

298
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,842
with a rusty
license plate in it.

299
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,220
Come on. For the next hour

300
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,181
just soak and don't
think about anything.

301
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,059
You're in a place of
suspended tranquility.

302
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,688
No thoughts, no wants, no needs.

303
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,917
- You guys hungry?
- Yeah, I'm starved.

304
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,501
- Didn't we pass a Burger Barn?
- Yeah, I think we did. Let's go.

305
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,279
Hey, will you guys
get me some fries?

306
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,531
Will you get me some slaw?

307
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,783
- (MUD BUBBLING)
- A pickle?

308
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,179
RUBY: Okay, this is
where we went wrong.

309
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,331
Larry Lincoln sat next
to Colleen Rositano,

310
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,583
not Colleen McCormack.

311
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,389
It was a simple case
of Colleen confusion.

312
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,170
This is not going to work.

313
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,963
Let's just see.

314
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,717
Okay, people. Uh,
let's try this again.

315
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,594
Try to get it right
this time, all right?

316
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,761
Ready, and go!

317
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,355
(MOUTHING) I'm sorry.

318
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,607
Is it just me

319
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,234
or is the whole world
revolving around Ren Stevens?

320
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,154
This is not about
my ego, Nelson.

321
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:32,783
I was going to sit next to Bobby Deaver
and I was really looking forward to it.

322
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,410
It's too late now.

323
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,805
Hey, Ren.

324
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,516
Finally made it.

325
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,813
You know the national fish of
Canada is the copperhead salmon?

326
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,775
Yeah, I looked it up.

327
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:10,613
(CHUCKLES) You don't want
to talk about Canada, do you?

328
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,615
Not really.

329
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,576
Look, that whole Canada thing was
just me being nervous around you.

330
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,263
You know, I'm nervous
around you, too.

331
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,749
But it's weird because I usually
don't get nervous around girls,

332
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,751
but I am with you.

333
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,672
So, we're both nervous
around each other.

334
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,840
I guess we have
something in common.

335
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,552
I guess we do.

336
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,558
Oh, man, I feel
like a little kid again.

337
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,394
Oh, that is so sweet.

338
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,273
No, I mean, when I was a
little kid I used to get carsick.

339
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,401
So... I'm kind of
feeling like that.

340
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,321
- Could you excuse me for one second?
- Bobby, Bobby?

341
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,489
(VOMITING)

342
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,165
That was great.

343
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,085
I've never been so relaxed.

344
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,756
Hey, hey, I'm stuck.

345
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,383
I...

346
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,052
Help!

347
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,055
Help!

348
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,145
- Help!
- (VULTURES SCREECHING)

349
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,105
Come on, guys, where are you?

350
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,898
We're right here, dude.

351
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,318
Hey, what's up, man?

352
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,028
I'm stuck. That's what's up.

353
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,447
- Crummy mud hardened!
- TAWNY: Oh, look at this.

354
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,159
"Stir mud every five minutes
otherwise mud will harden."

355
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,994
Oh. Yeah, that's great.

356
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,370
"Love, Big Al."

357
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,623
- (PATTING GROUND)
- Yeah, the guy knows his mud.

358
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,459
Will someone just get
me out of here, okay?

359
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,295
I'm trapped, and I'm going
to be trapped here forever.

360
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,547
I'm never going to get
to see my grandchildren...

361
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,508
No, no, no, I got you into this,
I'm going to get you out, okay?

362
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,778
(WHISPERS) Donnie,
how do we get him out?

363
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,014
Um, I would say dig, and
quick, before he gets fossilized.

364
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,557
Of course.

365
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,019
Louis. I swear to Bob
that when I get out of here

366
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,824
I'm going to pound on
you for about a week.

367
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:10,232
You know, that's not really
incentive for me to dig any faster.

368
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,860
- Ow!
- Oh, sorry.

369
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,530
Hey, don't worry, big guy. We'll
get you out of here in no time.

370
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,331
I say all's well that ends well.

371
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,208
I say we let bygones be bygones.

372
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,835
I say, uh... that
you run for your life!

373
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,420
Right!

374
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:33,881
(YELLING)

375
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,426
(YELLING)

376
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,180
I'm sorry, I never
meant to hurt...

377
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,766
I was just trying to help you!

378
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,103
Twitty! Twitty, stop it!

379
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,563
Wait, stop!

380
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,959
Do you realize you've hit the
bulls-eye every single time?

381
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,319
Yeah, that is some
cannon you got there, dude.

382
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,322
Too bad we can't
focus that anger.

383
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,329
(CROWD CHEERING)

384
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,086
Here we go.

385
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,214
Strike!

386
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,091
- Yeah, yeah!
- Twitty! Two more!

387
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,135
You want some more?

388
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,097
Strike!

389
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:26,726
I don't know what's happened,
but the Twitty-meister is back.

390
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,562
You're out of here!

391
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,189
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

392
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,866
Strike three.
You're out of here.

393
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,075
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

394
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,661
Way to go, Twitty!

395
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,830
- We got it! We got it!
- All right!

396
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,499
(YELLS)

397
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,960
- (LAUGHS)
- Stevens, what are you doing?

398
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,378
I'm celebrating!

399
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,756
Idiot! We're in
the top of the fifth.

400
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,382
We have two innings to go.

401
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,093
Sorry, I got a
little excited there.

402
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,430
- Let me just tidy you up there. I'm sorry.
- Not your hat!

403
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,558
Right, of course not,
why would I use my hat?

404
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,602
You probably like yours more.

405
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,395
(YELLING)

406
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,109
- Hey, Ren.
- Hey.

407
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,070
So, how was your trip?

408
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,448
Pretty good, after they hosed
down Nelson's backpack.

409
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,783
- Good.
- Who won the game?

410
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,326
Oh, we did.

411
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,036
Twitty got back to
his old self again

412
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,746
and he's pitching
really well, so...

413
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,457
Oh, that's good.
Tugnut must be happy.

414
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,376
Well, no, actually, uh,
he's kind of ticked off at me.

415
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,128
Which is not a big
deal, you know?

416
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,546
So, after he chilled off,

417
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,715
I told him there's this
place he could go relax.

418
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,426
So he's going tomorrow.

419
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,640
Help!

420
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,226
Somebody?

421
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:57,775
(WHIMPERING)

422
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,529
Stevens!