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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Hello.

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Ren, I'm dying. I have
the greatest news ever.

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A major phone call
is about to be made.

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Who? What?

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I heard from Michelle
who heard from Matt G.

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You know, the one
on the baseball team

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who has to wear a special
shoe 'cause he's got an extra toe?

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Okay, I'm dying. Tell me.

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Ren, Bobby Deaver
is going to call you!

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No way.

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Yes way! My sources never lie.

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Bobby is definitely
going to call you.

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Oh, my gosh!

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(BEEPS)

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Uh, that's my call
waiting. It could be him.

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Hello.

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- Hello?
- Hey, it's Bobby.

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Uh, could you just hold
on for one second, please?

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- It's him. It's him!
- (SCREAMING)

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- I'm going to call you back.
- You better.

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Hi. Sorry about
that. How are you?

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Dude, she's totally buying
it. What should I say next?

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Uh... say something
sexy, that's what you do.

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I just thought you
might want to know

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that I'm not wearing any socks.

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That's interesting.

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And, also, you know since I'm
such a hot, little cuddle muffin

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and because you love me so much

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I was wondering if you
might want to be my girlfriend.

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Oh, that sounds super, Bobby...

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but... I just can't.

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I'm in love with somebody
else. I have a secret crush.

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- Who?!
- Who?!

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Oh, I can't believe
I'm telling you this,

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but, um, I'm in love with my
little brother's best friend...

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Alan Twitty.

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Really? I mean, um...

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I mean, uh, uh, 'cause he's
hunky beyond belief, or...

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No, because he's
busted beyond belief!

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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I'm melting!

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If you little cuddle
muffins ever, ever

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prank-call again, you
won't be eating solid food

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for a week!

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Hmph!

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Prank calling rules, man.

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Dude, your sister loves me.

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(SCOFFS)

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Uh... can I help you?

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Boo Boo?

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Excuse me?

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It is you, Boo Boo.

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This is weird.

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No one's ever called me
that except the little boy

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who used to live next
door named... Nelson...

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Nelson Minckler!

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- Hey, no way!
- Yeah, reunited...

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and it feels so good.

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I haven't seen you since
we were four years old.

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What are you doing back here?

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Well, my dad just got
transferred back to Sacramento.

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It's funny, isn't it?

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First we're next-door neighbors
and now we're locker neighbors.

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Yeah, I guess
we've gone full circle.

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Ooh, wow. Uh, let-let
me help you there.

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What is all this stuff?

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Well, let's see. I've got, uh

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gauze pads...

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uh, antiseptic ointments...

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A snakebite kit?

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Well, you never know when a rattler's
going to nibble on your kneecaps.

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Why not just wear
kneepads? (LAUGHS)

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Got 'em.

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Well, it sure is cool
to see an old friend

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especially when you
don't know anybody else.

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Hey, you know what? The
way to make new friends

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is just to jump right in
there and join a club.

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Do you have a health club?

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Like, uh, a place to work out?

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No. I mean a place
where you discuss health

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and health-related issues.

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You know, symptoms,
aliments, upcoming epidemics.

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Right. Uh, I don't think
we have one of those.

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But, hey, uh,
welcome to Lawrence.

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I got to go.

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Bye-bye, Boo Boo.

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If you ever need any
anti-fungals, just knock on my door.

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Congratulations,
Principal Wexler.

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Yes, you'll be
receiving your free trout

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in about four to six weeks.

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- Tell him...
- Shh...

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Yeah, yeah, I
share your joy, boy.

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Uh, yes.

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Thank you for playing
"You Can Win A Fish."

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All right.

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(LAUGHING)

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Hey. What are you guys doing?

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Just talking to a
man about a trout.

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What, are you going
fishing or something?

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(LAUGHING HARDER)

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Whatever.

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I guess this is
just some episode

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of preadolescent
arrested development.

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I don't know what she
just said... but she's next.

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Ren, here he comes.

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Oh, he probably wants
to talk to you in person.

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(GASPS)

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Hey, Boo Boo.

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Uh... Nelson. Hi.

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Um, this is Ruby.

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Ruby, this is Nelson.

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He was an old neighbor
and he moved back to town.

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Ren and I were
in diapers together.

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Well, not the same diaper,
we each had our own.

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(COUGHING)

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

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It's probably just a
stress cough, you know.

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I'm still adjusting to the
three-percent increase in humidity.

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(COUGHING)

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Oh, my... are you
sure it's not serious?

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Yeah. I probably just caught a
strain of streptococci or something.

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Could you check my tonsils
for any sign of infection?

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Aah...

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No, I-I'm sorry... I don't
think I'm qualified to do this.

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Come on.

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Please.

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Uh...

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Uh...

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Aah.

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Uh... Aah. Aah...

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I... can't... do this.

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NELSON: Aah...

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Aah... aah... I'm
sorry, I can't...

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I don't... I don't see anything.

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I just... Aah...

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Aah...

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Eww.

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Oh, eww...

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Come on, Ren. Please.

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Just last month I had pus
balls the size of acorns.

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Aah...

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(GROANS)

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You know, I... I got
to go to this meeting

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'cause if I'm not at the meeting
then I miss the meeting, and...

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I'll look at your pus balls.

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(PHONE RINGS) I got it.

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Dean residence. Tawny speaking.

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This is Lance Larsen
with, uh, with Q-POP radio

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calling with today's $1
million trivia challenge.

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Oh, wow, this is amazing.

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I mean, I was just doing my
yoga and the phone rang, and...

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Oh, this is great.

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Um, look, I'll get my
dad... he knows everything.

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(BEEPS)

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She totally fell for it,
she's getting her dad.

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Dude, this is so cool.

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<i>This is Dr. Dean.</i>

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Oh, hello, Dr. Dean.

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Yes, this is Lance
Larsen at Q-POP radio

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calling with today's $1
million trivia challenge.

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Are you ready for this?

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I'll give it a whirl.

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LOUIS: <i>Okay, good.</i>

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For $1 million...

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according to a survey by
the American Cold Cut Council

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what are the top five
most popular lunch meats?

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You have ten seconds,
sir. Ready and... go!

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DR. DEAN:<i> Uh... uh...</i>

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bologna.

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Yes.

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Uh... salami... ham...

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Yes and yes.

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Uh... liverwurst...

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Yes, and you have
five seconds, sir.

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Uh... what's that stuff
that Aunt Edna always eats

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that makes her real gassy?

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Olive loaf?

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Olive loaf!

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Olive loaf. I'm going to have to
go to the judges on that. Judges?

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Yeah, I'll accept olive loaf.

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We'll accept olive loaf!

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You've just won
a million dollars!

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(WHISTLES BLOWING)

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We did it, Tawny. We did it.

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Oh, Daddy, we're
millionaires! Yes!

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Dude, they totally fell for it.

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"Daddy, we're millionaires!"

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Oh.

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(SINGSONG GRUNTS)

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- Hey, guys, how's the new bike?
- Oh, it's great, honey.

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You know how much
I love to exercise.

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- Hey, catch up, slowpoke.
- Uh-huh.

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Oh, well... happy pedaling.

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Oh, Ren... I understand
that you ran into

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your old friend Nelson today.

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Hey, isn't it great the
Mincklers are back in town?

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Oh, yeah. It's, uh, something.

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The Stevens and the Mincklers
go back a long way, huh?

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Hey, you know, I have a feeling

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our two families are going to
be seeing a lot of each other.

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- I can't wait.
- Oh, you won't have to.

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The Mincklers love
that you and Nelson

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are getting reacquainted,
so I suggested the three of us

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take them out for a surf and
turf dinner on Friday night.

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- Are you pedaling, Eileen?
- Oh, so hard.

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Oh, oh, Dad. I mean... don't you think
it's just a little too soon for a dinner?

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I mean, they should
settle in for a few... months.

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Ren, when we first
moved into this house

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the Mincklers did everything they
could to make us feel welcome.

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Now it's our turn
to do that for them.

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And besides, I already
told them you'd be there.

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Okay?

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Okay. I'll be there.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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My phone!

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- This is a workout.
- What a workout, huh?

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(PHONE RINGS)

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- Hello.
- BOY: <i>Hi, Ren. It's Bobby.</i>

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(SCOFFS)

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So, this is Bobby Deaver?

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That hot little cuddle
muffin who I love so much?

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Um... I guess.

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Listen, you little twerpozoid

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I told you if you
ever called me again

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that you'd be sipping your
food through a feeding tube.

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Ren, is this a bad time?

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Can we borrow
your toenail clippers?

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- Yeah, I got a nasty hangnail.
- Disgusting.

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- (RUMBLING)
- (SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(CRYING)

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I am really sorry about that.

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Hey, it's not every day you
get called a cuddle muffin.

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Oh. No, no, no, no.
You don't understand.

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See, my brother just
discovered prank calling.

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Don't worry about it. I
have a little brother, too.

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He's in third grade.

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Well, mine just acts like it.

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Um...

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Well, I was just calling to see if you
wanted to go to Divia Rosenberg's

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<i>ice-skating party with me.</i>

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I mean, I don't know if you're
busy or if you know how to ice-skate

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<i>but, uh...</i>

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(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

252
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,606
BOBBY: <i>Ren?</i>

253
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,108
Oh...

254
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:34,861
I'd love to.

255
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,320
Cool.

256
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,489
Party starts at
7:00, Friday night.

257
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,491
Great. Great. Friday night.

258
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,077
Oh, honey, about
this Friday night...

259
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,537
Friday night?!

260
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:46,956
Uh, hold on, Bobby.

261
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,374
What is it, Dad?

262
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,419
It turns out that Nelson is
allergic to shellfish and steak

263
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,796
so there goes the
whole surf and turf thing.

264
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,465
Oh, wait. So, we're not going?

265
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,634
Oh, no. They're very excited.

266
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,595
So, I made a reservation this
Friday at the Roughage Hut.

267
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,889
Get ready to tie
on the old feed bag.

268
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,724
Huh, that's funny, Dad.

269
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,018
No, seriously. That's
how they eat there.

270
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,481
Bobby?

271
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,942
So, is Friday night a problem?

272
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,903
Absolutely not.

273
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,571
I'll be there...

274
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,030
no matter what.

275
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,078
(BELL RINGING)

276
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,124
See. I told you
Bobby would call you.

277
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,584
My sources are never wrong.

278
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,211
But you're missing the point.

279
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,879
I promised my
dad that I was going

280
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,839
to go have dinner with
Nelson and his parents

281
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,634
and then I told Bobby I was
going to go ice-skating with him.

282
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,135
I don't know what to do.

283
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,805
I was up all night.
I feel nauseous.

284
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,099
Perfect, you're sick. You
can't go to that dinner.

285
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:49,686
No. Then if I'm sick then I
can't go ice-skating with Bobby.

286
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,688
Well, once your parents
leave for that dinner

287
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,940
I predict you'll make
a miraculous recovery.

288
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,234
Oh, no, no, no, wait a minute.

289
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,987
That's so... Louis.

290
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,282
All right, then. Have a
great dinner, Boo Boo.

291
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,333
Okay. The craziest thing
happened to me last night.

292
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,420
My dad won a million
dollars on the radio!

293
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,712
You don't say.

294
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,214
- Did you hear that, Louis?
- I did.

295
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,424
A million dollars, man.

296
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,883
We're moving to Paris.

297
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,303
Paris. That... That's
in another country.

298
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,013
Yeah. France.

299
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,599
Look, it's always been my dad's
dream and now that we're rich...

300
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,353
Look, I got to catch a plane. I
am really going to miss you guys.

301
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,689
- Give me a hug.
- What, are you leaving now?

302
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,866
Ready, Tawny?

303
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,367
Sweet wheels.

304
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,702
DR. DEAN: Hello, boys.

305
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,203
Tawny, is this your limo?

306
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,913
Yeah. My dad just bought it.

307
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,708
You know, since we're
millionaires... and we can.

308
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,251
Well, come on, Tawny.

309
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,879
It's time we picked up your
mom and started our new lives.

310
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,046
Bon voyage.

311
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,259
- Uh, Tawny, Dr. Dean...
- I have something to tell you.

312
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:08,306
Uh, this is hard.
Twitty... (MUMBLING)

313
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,433
All right. Uh...

314
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,478
Dr. Dean, um...

315
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,107
- It was all Louis's idea!
- Dr. Dean, listen.

316
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,319
I made a prank phone...
We made a prank phone call.

317
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,029
Okay. It was a joke.

318
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,573
You didn't win
a million dollars.

319
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,995
And now your lives are ruined.
And I guess that's partially our fault.

320
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,373
We are so sorry.

321
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,875
Really sorry.

322
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,628
Please say something, sir.

323
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,340
What have you done to me?

324
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,967
I quit my job.

325
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,761
I sold our house.

326
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,973
I... I maxed out seven
credit cards to buy this limo.

327
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,892
(SOBBING)

328
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,602
How could you guys?!

329
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,022
Daddy, don't cry, Daddy.

330
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,233
I'm never making
prank phone calls again.

331
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,776
Me, either.

332
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:05,613
- (BOTH SOBBING)
- I'm a bad, bad boy!

333
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,158
(SOBBING) The worst!

334
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,913
(LAUGHING)

335
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:17,834
Did we miss something here?

336
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,545
Louis, yeah. We knew it
was you two the whole time.

337
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,213
We have caller I.D.

338
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,215
You made us look like idiots?

339
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,801
Boys... it wasn't that hard.

340
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,470
Oh, come on, Tawny. We still
got 20 minutes on the rental.

341
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,475
Oh, uh, you guys want
a ride or something?

342
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,060
You want to go home in style?

343
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,106
Stop the car! Stop
it for a second!

344
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,773
Please!

345
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,655
Ruby, this is so not going
to work. I am a terrible liar.

346
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,823
They're going to find out.

347
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,159
Ren, you could do anything
you set your mind to.

348
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,661
- Hang on, hang on, hang on.
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)

349
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,291
Honey... are you okay?

350
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,586
Oh... Mommy, I don't
think I can go to dinner

351
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,880
- with the Mincklers.
- Oh, what's wrong?

352
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,258
Well, it's sort of
a... a throat thingy,

353
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,344
with a stomachy and
headache type deal.

354
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:12,763
I don't believe this.

355
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,514
You don't?

356
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,767
That whole
throat-stomach-head thingy?

357
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,352
It's going around my office.

358
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,981
Well, honey, you just
stay home and rest tonight.

359
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,691
Yeah. The Mincklers
will understand.

360
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,819
No, but I... Daddy,
I so wanted to go.

361
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,029
I know, honey.

362
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,989
But you're not
getting out of this bed.

363
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,823
Thank you.

364
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,784
Have a nice time.

365
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,202
Ren!

366
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,663
RUBY: <i>Hello. Can you hear me?</i>

367
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,955
Oh.

368
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,626
Ruby. They so bought it.

369
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,503
Okay, I'll see you at the rink.

370
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,270
Ren.

371
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,066
Okay, Bobby's got his skates
and he's ready to hit the ice.

372
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,149
Go, go, go!

373
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,985
Okay, okay. I'm going,
I'm going, I'm going.

374
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,449
- Ooh, I'm so sorry.
- Sorry, I... It's all right.

375
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,409
- Ren?
- Nelson?

376
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,917
Wait a second, you're
supposed to be at dinner.

377
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,414
Well, I may have
exaggerated a tad

378
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,874
about a dull pain in my spleen.

379
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,001
You faked sick?

380
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,671
I thought this whole
dinner thing was your idea.

381
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,631
Well, look, I'm
not the type of guy

382
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,174
who forces people
to be his friend

383
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,093
especially if they're
embarrassed by me.

384
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,970
That's not true.

385
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,223
Then why did you give
me that holier-than-thou look

386
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,518
in the cafeteria when I asked you
for a simple throat examination?

387
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,604
Because people don't generally
ask me to look at their pus balls.

388
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,731
See, I knew it! You
are embarrassed.

389
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,483
- Give me a break, Nelson.
- Fine.

390
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,444
You know, I guess the diaper
days were a long time ago.

391
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,905
It's time to move on,
meet some new friends.

392
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,824
You know, I think I
heard some kids coughing

393
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,117
over at the candy counter.

394
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,077
I think I'll go distribute
some lozenges.

395
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,171
- TAWNY: -Hey.
- Hey.

396
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,255
Where's Twitty?

397
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,350
He sprained his ankle
chasing after the limo.

398
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,135
I really thought you
guys would give up

399
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,218
once we hit the freeway.

400
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,054
Hey, I wanted to
tell you something.

401
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,139
You and your dad...

402
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,984
you guys really taught
me a valuable lesson.

403
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,977
I'm through with prank calls.

404
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,856
I mean, I know you were just playing,
but they could really ruin someone's life.

405
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,941
Wow, Louis, I'm impressed.

406
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,152
I mean, that's a side of
you I've never seen before.

407
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:35,156
Well... you've got to grow
up sometime, you know.

408
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,116
Do you want to skate with me?

409
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,784
- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah?

410
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:39,952
Yeah, I'd love to.

411
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,218
Louis, you bonehead!

412
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:04,934
(NELSON YELLING)

413
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,562
Whoa, whoa...(GROANS)

414
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,023
MAN: (OVER P.A.) <i>Now,
boys and girls, it's time</i>

415
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,524
<i>for the romantic couple skate.</i>

416
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,361
<i>Grab a partner and
skate counterclockwise.</i>

417
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,320
Ren.

418
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,698
Hi. Would you like
to skate with me?

419
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:19,992
Uh... I'd love to.

420
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,787
(GROANING)

421
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,249
Aah, no!

422
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,417
Who's that?

423
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,213
NELSON: Ow, that really hurt.

424
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,674
That's a friend of mine.

425
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,009
Um... he needs me right now.

426
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,093
Um...

427
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,470
I'm sorry.

428
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,516
Ren...

429
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,477
You owe me a skate.

430
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,342
Hey, neighbor, how you feeling?

431
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,135
Been better.

432
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,054
What are you doing here?

433
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,974
Well, when I saw you fall down

434
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,767
it kind of reminded
me of the time

435
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,495
that this little girl
fell off her tricycle

436
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,856
and her best friend
gave her his last gumdrop

437
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,357
to make her feel better.

438
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,859
You remember that?

439
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:35,984
Oh, yeah.

440
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,042
It's one of those
things you don't forget.

441
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,407
- Welcome back, Nelson.
- Thanks.

442
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,745
You think we'll get
grounded for faking sick?

443
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,705
Oh, yeah. Big time.

444
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,540
Yeah, I was afraid of that.

445
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,918
But you know what? As
long as we have our freedom

446
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,712
why don't I go get us
some hot chocolates?

447
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,882
Oh, Ren, no, please. I'm
severely lactose intolerant.

448
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,509
Nelson, are you
allergic to everything?

449
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:06,056
No... just cat dander,
dust mites, uh...

450
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,351
Actually, it's all here
on my medical alert tags.

451
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:17,193
Um... pollen... pine
needles pine sap...

452
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:20,237
basically, all
pine wood... Yeah.

453
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:25,075
Let's see, dog dander,
chocolate, shrimp...

454
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,242
REN: Chocolate?!

455
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,665
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

456
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:50,935
(YELLING)

457
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,441
Cool.

458
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,242
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)