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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM RINGING)

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Hi, honey.

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Mom.

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Okay, what smile should I use

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for my class picture tomorrow?

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Should I do, you know

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the whole bored-
fashion-model look?

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Or should I, you know,
do the Mona Lisa?

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Honey, I know that you
are very self-conscious

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about your braces.

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Well, sure. I don't want
people to remember me

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as the girl with the
fence across her teeth.

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Well, I spoke to
Dr. Paz this morning.

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He said you didn't have
to wait until next week

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to get your braces off.

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That he could squeeze you
in tomorrow before school.

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Mom! That is so...

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- I know you must be.
- I am.

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Oh, I knew you would be.

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Hi, there.

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Listen, I hate

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to interrupt what's clearly
a beautiful mother-daughter

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moment here, but, um...

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there's a small little
problem in my bedroom.

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It's very scary.

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Louis! How many
times have I told you

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not to leave leftover
sushi under your bed?

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Look, I'm sorry. There's
so many rules in this house

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it's hard to keep
them all straight.

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Copy that. I'll kill the alarm.

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Guys, watch my bed frame.

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What's going on?

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There's spacemen
all over the place.

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They're not spacemen.

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Louis just left a
platter of raw fish

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under his bed for two weeks.

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So, then, that created
an environmental disaster

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and Mom had to call the
hazardous waste removal team.

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Louis, it is going to
take two weeks to kill

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whatever is
growing in that room.

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Mom, where am I going
to sleep for two weeks?

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Well, you should
have thought of that

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before you turned your room
into a teeming bacterial pit.

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Oh!

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Hey, look, you can
bunk with me, bro.

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- Yeah? Really?
- Yeah.

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You're sure you want
to live with Polluto Lad?

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Well, you know, we
haven't been spending

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much time together.

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I figure this will
be fun for us, huh?

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Except my room is a
strictly no-sushi zone. Okay?

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Right. Oh, yeah, not a
problem. I'll just get my PJs.

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I'm going in.

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Got 'em.

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Good. Let's go.

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Ah... Sorry I was late.

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Two of my patients have
a little romance going

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and their braces locked.

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(LAUGHING MERRILY)

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Oh, that always tickles me.

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Ah... extremely
painful for them, though.

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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So, how's your
brother Louis doing?

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It must be fun living with him.

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(MUMBLING)

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Yes, he's a
delightful young man.

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(MUMBLING)

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After three long,
sometimes painful years

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I imagine you're anxious to see

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how your teeth came out, huh?

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Ha-ha-ha-ha.

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Of course. Who wouldn't be?

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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

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You've got a slight
infection there.

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Uh-huh? Uh-huh-huh?

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Oh, it's nothing to worry about.

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I'm just going to have
to keep the braces on

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for another three years.

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Huh?

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Ah, it's just a little
orthodontic humor.

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Okay, now, brace yourself.

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(LAUGHING)

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There I go again.

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Okay.

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I'm just going to dab on

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some medication there.

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Okay. Let me get over there.

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Ah... And... <i>voila!</i>

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(HAPPY SHRIEK)

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You smooth little angels.

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I could just stare
at these all day.

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Yes, except you'll be taking up

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some expensive chair time

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and you need to
be back at school

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for your class picture.

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Oh, school. I'm late.

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Oh, Ren, don't
forget to watch out

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for some mild side
effects from the medication.

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Right. Whatever.

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(GIGGLES)

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Don't worry. You
will smile again.

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Oh... Here's my next victim.

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MAN: <i>Zellpepper.</i>

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Yeah, that... that's me.

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Okay.

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Look at Mr. Happy
Bunny and say "Crappizi."

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- Crappizi?
- (SHUTTER CLICKS)

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Mr. Zellpepper,

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you're my last masterpiece.

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I... I think my face
was kind of distorted.

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Oh, relax, kid. They'll
touch it up at the lab.

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You'll look just
like Regis Philbin.

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But I don't want to
look like Regis Philbin.

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He's a very attractive man.

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Oh, thank goodness
you're still here.

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I'm Ren Stevens.

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Park it.

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I'm really sorry I'm
late. My orthodontist...

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Spare me the
sob story, will you?

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It's kind of funny.

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I'm never really late.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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Look at Mr. Happy
Bunny and say "Crappizi."

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- Crappizi!
- (SHUTTER CLICKS)

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Okay.

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That's it. You're done.

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Did I look okay? Eyes open?

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No blinks?

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Oh, no. You looked perfect, kid.

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You're going to
want an eight-by-ten

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to hang on the wall
and 100 little wallets

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for Grandma to
hand out at the home.

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(GASPS)

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Thank you so much.

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If you're happy, I'm happy.

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Bye-bye, Mr. Happy Bunny.

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Wow. Look at her.

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Hello.

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Wow!

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Oh, hi.

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Oh, hey, Louis.

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Notice anything different?

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No braces... Oh, no
braces, right. Sorry...

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I was distracted by your cheeks.

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Why were you
distracted by my cheeks?

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It looks like you're smuggling

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meatballs from the cafeteria.

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Here, look.

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Oh, my... I look
like a... Blowfish.

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Good, Louis!

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Hey, is that going to go away?

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No. Yes.

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The medication that
the guy gave me...

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Okay, I just took my class
picture looking like this.

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What am I going to do?

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You know what you do? You go to
the guy and you schedule a reshoot.

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A reshoot. Thank
you, you genius.

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Thank you.

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Oh... Mr. Crappizi?

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You said that my
picture was perfect.

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Yeah? So.

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Didn't you notice my cheeks?

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How could I miss those babies?

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I thought they always looked

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freakishly huge.

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I didn't want to insult you.

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Ah. How very sweet of you.

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I demand a reshoot.

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Huh! Forget it, kid.

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- It's against company policy.
- What?

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"No reshoots."

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Oh, no. Sir, please.

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Oh... please.

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(SIGHS)

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I'll tell you what, kid.

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If your principal will
spring for the dough,

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- I'll give you a...
- Reshoot.

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- Sh!
- (GASPS)

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This is great.

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I am Principal Wexler's
favorite student.

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This will definitely
not be a problem.

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Ren, this is
definitely a problem.

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I can't authorize any reshoots.

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But my... my orthodontist,
he gave me some medicine

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and it made my cheeks swollen.

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They look fine to me.

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Ren, I can't tell you

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how many requests
I've had for reshoots.

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If I give one to you, I have
to give one to everybody.

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Okay, so the swelling went down

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but, Mr. Wexler... it's me.

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I fed your cat when
you went to Club Med...?

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Ren, I can't believe

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a talented, accomplished
student like yourself

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is so concerned
about a silly picture.

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It's my eighth-grade
yearbook picture

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and instead of happy memories,

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every time I look at it,
I'm going to remember

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what a miserable day I had.

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I'm sorry, Ren.

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- But I...
- Case closed.

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Hi, honey, I'm home.

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You're late.

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Oh. Was Mom worried?

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No. She just figured that
you got in some trouble

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and Wexler gave you
paper pickup again.

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You know what's ridiculous?

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You make one rude sound
during the Pledge of Allegiance

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it's like a whole federal case.

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Look, yearbook photos are here.

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Where are they?

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(SCREAMS)

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(DERISIVE LAUGH)

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What is going on here?

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(SHRIEKS)

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Oh. Uh, honey...

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it's not so bad.

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(YELLS)

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Louis. Don't rub it in.

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Oh, it's my picture.

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It's the most embarrassing
thing I've ever seen in my life.

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Oh, now, Louis, you look
very handsome in this picture.

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I made the best
shaved-dog-butt face

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and this hack totally missed it.

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Shaved-dog-butt face?

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You're comparing your

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shaved-dog-butt
face to my situation?

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No. Yours is much
worse, you see.

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Yours will be plastered
all over the yearbook

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whereas mine will
only be in once.

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What are you talking about?

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Well, don't they
put your picture in

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for every activity?

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I mean, school policy monitor

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editor of the paper, that
lost-and-found thing...

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And you're probably
going to be valedictorian.

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- There you go.
- Okay, enough.

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I can't believe

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this is how people are
going to remember me.

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That's what you get for
being a high-achiever.

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Oh, honey.

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You know, it's not
even about the picture.

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It's... it's an injustice.

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Well, there is an alternative.

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What? Transfer schools?

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Let me show you something.

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You know, Ren,
when I was in college

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we petitioned the administration

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to offer some courses
in women's studies.

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They wouldn't even listen to us.

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It was so unjust.

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We organized a protest.

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Hey, Mom, that's you.

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"Girls Whine For Rights."

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That's totally chauvinistic.

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Well, that's what we
were fighting against

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and I even wrote a protest song.

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Hmm.

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Okay, I'm going to
see if I can remember it.

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<i>Hey, Mr. Man-Male
You're not our master.</i>

263
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:55,446
<i>Sisters stand strong
Sisters stand strong.</i>

264
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:59,701
<i>You may think fast
But we think faster.</i>

265
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,454
<i>Sisters stand strong
Sisters stand strong.</i>

266
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,956
Come on, Ren, sing with me.

267
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:14,716
<i>Sisters stand strong
Sisters stand strong.</i>

268
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,634
Don't let them push
you around at school.

269
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,136
You fight for what
you believe in.

270
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,596
<i>Sisters stand strong.</i>

271
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,307
- Yeah.
<i>- Sisters stand strong.</i>

272
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,434
Come on.

273
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,562
Oh! Aah! Scores off the rebound!

274
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:31,191
Ohh... Bring it
back. Bring it back!

275
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,567
That's right.

276
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:33,985
All right, all right.

277
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,835
- Hey, good game.
- Yeah, it's a good game

278
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,281
except for the
little victory dance.

279
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,116
You know, I think
stinky-sock basketball

280
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,618
needs to be in
the next Olympics.

281
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,077
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

282
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,404
Hey, Louis, where did you get

283
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,494
the hardware for this rim?

284
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,623
Off of your bed.

285
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,707
What?

286
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,792
No, I did a little
structural test, though.

287
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,544
I mean, it's sound. It's good.

288
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,087
See?

289
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,172
Yeah.

290
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,467
Hey, you know, it's been pretty
fun having you as a roomie.

291
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,676
Yeah, it has been fun.

292
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,963
Except for the fact that
all my stuff is in the attic.

293
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,388
Well, you know, if you want

294
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,099
to bring in a couple of
things, Louis, that's okay.

295
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,851
- You sure about that?
- Yeah.

296
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,230
<i>Mi casa es su casa.</i>

297
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,648
I'm going to use the can.

298
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:12,815
All right.

299
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,785
Oh! Aah!

300
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,541
Louis!

301
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,043
What'd you do to my room?

302
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,338
Donnie, if you weren't the
best big brother in the world

303
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,714
then I demand a recount.

304
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,174
I love you, man.

305
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,510
(GROWLS)

306
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,971
Ah! I love you, too,
you little whackball, you!

307
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,138
Too much love.

308
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,223
What?

309
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,516
- Too much love.
- Ah!

310
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,144
That's right, people,
keep it moving.

311
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,105
See... this could happen to you.

312
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,002
What in the Sam
Hill is going on here?

313
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,128
Mr. Wexler!

314
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,923
We're exercising our
constitutional right to protest.

315
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,383
About what?

316
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,261
We stopped serving porkadillas
in the cafeteria weeks ago.

317
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,513
It's not about the
food, Mr. Wexler.

318
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,891
We want the chance to take
reshoots for the yearbook.

319
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,727
We are... The Blinkers.

320
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,770
- CROWD: Yeah!
- What do we want?

321
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,772
- CROWD: Reshoots!
- When do we want them?

322
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:35,940
As soon as it's feasible

323
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,650
but sometime within
the next six weeks.

324
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,652
We're trying to get
a snappier chant.

325
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,489
Ren, are you still whining
about those yearbook pictures?

326
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,657
"Whining"?

327
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,742
Ha-ha!

328
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,202
You still don't get it,
do you, Mr. Man-Male?

329
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,288
- You are not our master.
- What?

330
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,539
Okay, the point is

331
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,168
the photographer... he
just wanted to get the money

332
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,003
and get out of here
as soon as possible.

333
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,755
Ren, this protest
is embarrassing

334
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,757
to the school and
to me personally.

335
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,925
It will stop now.

336
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,387
Okay, Mr. Wexler,
whatever you say.

337
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,555
Good.

338
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:11,100
Just as long as you
authorize those reshoots.

339
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,145
Let me be clear:

340
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,356
No reshoots. Not now...

341
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,941
not when it's
feasible... not ever.

342
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,151
That's fine, then.

343
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,527
We'll just be out here every day

344
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,904
before and after school.

345
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,989
Ren, if I ever see
that group again

346
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,200
you won't have to worry
about a yearbook picture

347
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,452
because you will be expelled.

348
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,996
So what are we going to do?

349
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,374
I mean, uh, are we giving up?

350
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,502
I don't know.

351
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:39,962
(SIGHS)

352
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,091
(THUNDER CRASHING)

353
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,927
There's one big storm
brewing out there.

354
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:47,678
Louis!

355
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,430
Hey, bro.

356
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,517
What's going on?

357
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,352
Oh, I felt bad about
messing up your bed

358
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,157
so I strung up a couple
of hammocks for us.

359
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,523
- Great. Hammocks?
- Yeah.

360
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,149
You know, in
certain civilizations,

361
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,734
the hammock is
the ultimate luxury.

362
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,820
Who cares?! Get out!

363
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,571
I get the top.

364
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,825
I'm so bushed, I could
sleep anywhere right now.

365
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,328
You know, Louis,
the way I figure it,

366
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,288
you're only living
here one more week

367
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:19,252
so all I have to
do is suck it up...

368
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,087
and relax.

369
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,131
- Hey, Donnie.
- Yeah, Louis?

370
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,258
- Hey, I have another surprise for you.
- What?

371
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:29,053
Well, uh, I know how you always
wanted a skylight in here, so...

372
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,513
(THUNDER CRASHING)

373
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,515
(SCREAMS)

374
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,268
(THUNDER CRASHING)

375
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,440
Remodeling tip:
never seal up a skylight

376
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,024
with elastic from
your underwear.

377
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,235
- Louis?
- Yeah?

378
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,988
Get out of here!

379
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,330
(THUNDER CRASHING)

380
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,506
(SCOFFS) Power's out.

381
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:19,020
Never let Donnie win at stinky-
sock basketball ever again.

382
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,406
Hey!

383
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,535
- Lou!
- Donnie!

384
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,913
Why are you whacking
me with the pillow?

385
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,956
I was practicing my swing.

386
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,709
The power's out.

387
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,336
What?!

388
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,963
The power is out.

389
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,340
You think?

390
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,594
(CHUCKLES)

391
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:57,725
Look... I just came down to
say I'm sorry for yelling at you

392
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,477
and threatening
to break you in half.

393
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,604
You didn't threaten
to break me in half.

394
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,775
Oh. I guess I just
thought about doing it.

395
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,735
- Yeah.
- Hey,

396
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,362
what do you say,
man, still roomies?

397
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,822
Yeah. Yeah, still roomies.

398
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,242
Cool. Except for the fact

399
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,087
that my room's kind of
underwater right now.

400
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,120
- That's no problem... we'll bunk here.
- Cool.

401
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,288
- Good?
- Yeah.

402
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,374
- I got this side.
- I got this side.

403
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,668
Nice.

404
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,002
Scoot over.

405
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,630
Hey, you have the remote
control for the television?

406
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,715
The power is out.

407
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,509
Oh, yeah, that's right.

408
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,429
(BOTH SCREAM)

409
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,847
Mom and Dad's room?

410
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,391
I'm right behind you!

411
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,940
You want reshoots?

412
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,901
Ren, Ren, Wexler's
coming. What do we do?

413
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,361
Why is this my decision?

414
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,113
Because you have
the most to lose.

415
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,824
Right, the whole
"expelling" thing.

416
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:55,992
(SIGHS)

417
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,618
Look, right is right.

418
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,787
Let's go. It's on!

419
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,290
Give a hoot! Let's reshoot!

420
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:06,460
ALL: Give a hoot! Let's reshoot!

421
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,130
That's right, people,
loud and proud.

422
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,132
Sing until the cows come home.

423
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,134
Ren, I warned you.

424
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,885
I'm sorry, sir, but
sometimes you just

425
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,414
need to stick to
your principles.

426
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,389
Do not talk to a
principal about principles.

427
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,100
My office, after school, today!

428
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,518
STUDENTS: Give a hoot!

429
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,353
Let's reshoot! Give a hoot!

430
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,771
Wow, Ren,

431
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,982
you actually stood up to
Wexler. That was so great.

432
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,650
Thanks, Ryan.

433
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,110
I'm really going to miss you.

434
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,405
STUDENTS: Give
a hoot! Let's reshoot!

435
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,574
Give a hoot! Let's reshoot!

436
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,043
Hi. Uh, you are not
going to believe this.

437
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,836
What, you got
paper pickup again?

438
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,643
- Alert the media.
- No. It's what I found

439
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,995
when I was picking up the
papers that might interest you.

440
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,343
Louis, my whole academic career

441
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,428
is about to go up
in smoke, okay?

442
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,263
What could you possibly...

443
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,308
Holy Moly.

444
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,562
Oh... Louis...

445
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,898
- I love you.
- And there's more...

446
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,485
That's too much love!
That's too much love!

447
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,991
Ren.

448
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,243
Hi, Mr. Wexler.

449
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,287
Holy Bundt cakes!
Where did you get these?

450
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,455
Oh, well,

451
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,418
I was just wondering
which one of these pictures

452
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,697
you would like in the yearbook.

453
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,002
Ren, you don't understand.

454
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,754
The principal's
photo has to have

455
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,589
a certain amount of dignity.

456
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,634
Oh, and exactly how
many reshoots did you do

457
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,928
until you found one
"dignified" enough?

458
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,655
- (PRINCIPAL WEXLER COUGHS)
- Excuse me?

459
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,432
- Seventeen.
- Hm.

460
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,142
You may not know this about me

461
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,478
but, uh, I have
some vanity issues.

462
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,314
That is no excuse
for being unjust.

463
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,068
That photographer was an
incompetent, bumbling jerk

464
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,486
who should have
never been hired.

465
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,447
I know, but he came cheap.

466
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,121
And giving everyone reshoots

467
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,832
would just be admitting
to the school board

468
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,542
that I made a horrible mistake.

469
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,169
(PAPER SHREDDER
GRINDING) But you're right.

470
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,004
I'm the principal...

471
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,756
I need to set a good example.

472
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,968
It's like they say
at Club Med...

473
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,887
"If you can't stand the
heat, stay out of the hot tub."

474
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,265
So I'm not expelled?

475
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,766
Of course not.

476
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,061
Truth be told, I
admire your pluck.

477
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,898
Well, it's nice to have
my pluck admired.

478
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,568
And I'll arrange for
you to have that reshoot.

479
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,653
Oh, as well as
everyone else's, too.

480
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,447
Ren.

481
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,699
Principal Wexler.

482
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,163
We won.

483
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,416
(CHEERING)

484
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,627
ALL: Reshoot! Reshoot! Reshoot!

485
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,087
Reshoot!

486
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,590
This is the part
where you scatter.

487
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:58,716
Now!

488
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,264
God!

489
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,523
Stevens!

490
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,160
One, two...

491
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,539
Uh...

492
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,226
Did I look like a
shaved-dog-butt face?

493
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,584
Uh, pretty much.

494
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,920
Well, there you go. Perfect.

495
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,091
Uh... Ren Stevens.

496
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,426
That's me.

497
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,969
Ready?

498
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:47,515
One...

499
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,644
two...