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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)
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(SLURPING)
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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)
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(EXPLOSION)
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Okay, Louis, we're
almost at the top.
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- You going to be okay?
- Yeah, I'll be fine.
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Well, if you're not scared,
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then why did you bring
me on this dumb ride, huh?
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- So I could do this.
- What are you...
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Oh, no, no. No. Stop
that. That is so not funny.
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Why am I laughing, then?
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(RUMBLING)
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Oh, great. See what
you did? We're stuck.
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We're not stuck.
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MAN: Ladies and
gentlemen, sorry to inform you
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but you're stuck.
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Remain calm. A repair crew
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is on its way after they
finish with the Tilt-A-Whirl.
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Great. How long are
we going to be up here?
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Relax. Enjoy the view, Ren.
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We got cotton
candy, we got soda...
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We got soda.
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Why do I always fall
for your dumb jokes?
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I was supposed to accidentally
bump into Bobby Deaver...
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in six minutes.
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Ren, Ren, chill out.
I'll see him at school.
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I'll straighten everything
out for you, okay?
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No. Don't you talk
to him at school.
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Don't you go near him.
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If he's just walking
down the hall,
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you just shove yourself
into the nearest locker.
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I'm getting the feeling
you don't want me around.
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It's more than just a feeling.
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Junior high was great
until you got there.
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Now it's a nightmare.
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Oh, yeah? Well, being your
brother is about as much fun
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as sucking spaghetti
through your nose.
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Sure, you can do it, but when
that meatball gets lodged...
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The point is,
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you and Donnie have made junior
high a nightmare for me since day one.
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COACH TUGNUT:
Donnie Stevens was more
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than just the best athlete
this school has ever produced.
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Donnie Stevens...
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was a man.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Something funny back there?
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No. Nothing. Sorry.
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So even though Donnie Stevens
has moved on to high school,
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he's still an inspiration to me
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and should be
to all of you boys.
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In fact, I can say
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that I love Donnie Stevens
and what he represents.
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Can you believe this?
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What's the problem?
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Nothing. Sorry. Go on.
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Donnie Stevens ran,
Donnie Stevens threw
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Donnie Stevens tackled, and...
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Donnie Stevens wet
his bed until he was nine.
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What is with you?
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Son, you're not
fit to clean the mud
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off of Donnie Stevens' cleats!
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FYI, I clean the
mud off his cleats.
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He's my brother.
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(CHUCKLING) Oh... really?
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You're Donnie Stevens'
brother? (CHUCKLES)
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I would have guessed
you were his sister.
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(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
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So, boo-hoo, you had a
tough first day at school.
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I can't believe you're
still crying about it.
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What? I'm only crying
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'cause I'm stuck in
this tin bucket with you.
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Who ordered a pizza?
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Sorry. Just trying to
lighten up the moment.
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Who are you?
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Irene Roman, Carnival Repair.
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I'll have you out
of here in no time.
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Do we have to tip you?
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I'm in no mood for razzing, boy.
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I just ate a funnel cake
that ain't sitting right.
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Just ignore him.
That's what I try and do.
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This whole thing is his fault.
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Oh, I doubt it.
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Unless he did the wire job
that shorted out the genny.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
You see? You see?
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A professional talking.
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She blames me for everything.
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Keep me out of it.
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First rule of Carny repair:
don't get emotionally involved.
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When are you going to stop throwing
that first week of school in my face?
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When I stop throwing
up just thinking about it.
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Don't forget I was the one who was
running for Student Policy Monitor.
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Guys? Guys, can I have
your attention just for a minute?
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I just need to talk to you
for just a minute, please.
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Thank you.
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Having had the weekend
to consider your offer,
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I'm happy to say,
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I proudly accept
your nomination.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Thanks, Ren.
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It's about time somebody
unseated Larry Beale.
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That's not going to happen.
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Well, I believe
that this election
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is more important than
a popularity contest.
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- Very nicely put.
- Thanks, Larry.
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Let's stick to the issues
this year, shall we?
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Oh, definitely.
Issue number one:
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keep the class
mutant off the flagpole.
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I'm sorry. Could
you enlighten us?
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Your little brother...
dude's up on the flagpole.
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Look at that. Look at that.
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- (LAUGHTER)
- He's insane.
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(CLASS LAUGHING)
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LOUIS: This morning I
had a great breakfast.
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Then I went outside
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and shot an elephant
in my pajamas.
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How he got in my pajamas,
I'll never know. (CHUCKLES)
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Give me a rock.
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I'll get him down
here in two seconds.
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I'm Louis Stevens, one
of the famous Stevens.
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My sister is Ren Stevens
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and she's in eighth
grade here at Lawrence.
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Louis, what are you doing?!
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There she is now!
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Remember...
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Everyone move! Out of his
way! Out of the man's way!
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What's going on here?
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I'll have my people
look into it, sir.
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Larry, please. Millie, get
everyone back to class.
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Mr. Wexler, this...
is my brother.
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(REN CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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I'm sorry about this. And
on behalf of my family,
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I want to pre-apologize for
anything else he may do this year.
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(SCREAMS)
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Son, don't try and move.
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Are you okay?
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So, you are a Stevens, huh?
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Yes, sir.
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And today you woke up
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and decided, "I'm going
to climb that flagpole."
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No. I had a routine
planned for the cafeteria.
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The flagpole was
more of an ad-lib.
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I see. So why did
you do it, then?
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I don't know.
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Come on. I'm the
principal, you're the kid.
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That's how this
relationship works.
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So, why did you do it?
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I guess I just wanted
everybody to know who I am.
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Oh, so you want to meet people?
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We have clubs,
organizations, athletics...
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No, no, no, no.
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See, it's not like that.
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Everybody at this
school knows me
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as Ren Stevens' kid brother
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because of all the
great things she's done.
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Imbroglio.
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I-M-B-R-O-silent G-L-I-O.
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Imbroglio.
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Some, like Coach Tugnut,
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know me as
Donnie's little brother.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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My mom is State
Senator, Elaine Stevens.
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If fighting for social security
makes me old-fashioned,
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then so be it.
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I will fight for social security
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and I will be old-fashioned.
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(CHEERING)
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My dad's a lawyer at Wyndham,
Wyndham and Stevens.
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Through hard work
and superior genetics,
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everybody in my family
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has found something
to be good at.
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- I'm just not Stevens material.
- Oh, you must be good at something.
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I'm not the fastest,
and I'm not the smartest.
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I guess I'm just
sort of a regular kid.
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So, am I in trouble?
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No, but listen...
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we may not know
what you're good at yet
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but we'll find something, okay?
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Good luck.
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In the meantime,
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help me out by
staying off the flagpole.
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(ANNOUNCEMENT OVER LOUDSPEAKER)
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Coach Tugnut to the
office for a phone call.
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Coach Tugnut to the office.
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Ren Stevens to the
office for a brain scan.
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Ren Stevens to the office...
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Ignore that. Ignore that.
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LOUIS: You hear that?
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I fall off a flagpole
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and she's worried
about her stupid election.
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- (ELECTRICITY ZAPPING)
- Oh!
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(SCREAMS) I'm out of here.
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- I can't deal with this anymore.
- Hold on, scaredy-pants.
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Just let him go.
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IRENE: Sorry about that.
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- I got distracted by your story.
- (GROANS)
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See, I know all
about little brothers.
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Had one myself. Marty.
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I don't miss him.
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Yeah, isn't it the worst?
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Worse than the worst.
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Marty was an obnoxious,
annoying little worm.
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Climbed a few
flagpoles in his day, too.
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I don't know why he did that.
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Yeah. Louis, what
were you thinking?
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Well, right before I was
about to hit the ground
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I was thinking, "There must
be better ways to make friends."
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Hey.
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I like your look.
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It's very, uh... uh... black.
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An explanation of my fashion
choices would be wasted on you
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since I'm sure your mommy still
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picks out your clothes.
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My mother is dead.
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Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry.
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(CHUCKLES) I'm just kidding.
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Actually...
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she does buy my clothes.
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Unfortunately, she's blind.
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Let me guess... just kidding?
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Bingo.
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Do I have food on my face?
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Is that supposed to be funny?
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- No.
- LARRY BEALE: Yo, Stevens!
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What's his first name?
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Uh... sorry. Popularity calls.
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But you should know...
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The meaner you are to me,
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the more I like you.
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Scary, isn't it?
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Get ready.
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Dude, I have to
ask you a question.
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How do you like the...
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What is that? Squash?
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As, uh... Policy
Monitor, I need to know.
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Oh, this?
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It's really bad.
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Just the smell alone
makes you want to throw up.
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(GUYS LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Thanks for your honesty.
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This weekend, Ivan
and I are planning
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to go put on our lederhosen
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and hang out at the
South Creek Mall.
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You want to come with us?
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Lederhosen?
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Aren't those, like,
leather pants?
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Shorts.
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You're kidding, right?
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Why on earth would I do that?
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LARRY: You're sure, now?
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What do I look like? An idiot?
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I'd walk around South
Creek Mall naked
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before I'd do that.
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Okay, then. Bye.
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But if you guys want to
go to the laser tag place,
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catch a bite, you know...
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Hey, hey. Seriously, take off.
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Boys, we have one
hour to edit this tape.
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Let's do it.
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What were you thinking?
You can't trust Larry Beale.
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I was young and impressionable.
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- It gets worse, believe me.
- Worse?
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- (CAWING)
- Oh, no, Tweety Bird!
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You're not getting this!
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TEEN: Hey, lady, when
are we getting off this thing?!
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Stick a tamale in it!
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We're in the middle
of a story here!
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What happened next, sweetheart?
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Okay, so we're in the middle of
our video presentations, and...
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Ren Stevens says yes to
nutritious lunches because
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she believes a healthy
student is a happy student.
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, this Friday,
vote Ren Stevens
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because it's the
right thing to do.
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Policy Monitor is
a job that I've been
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groomed for.
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You know who I am, Larry Beale.
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So, I ask you,
who's Ren Stevens?
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That's what I wanted to
know, so I asked the person
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who would know Ren best,
her own brother Louis Stevens.
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You live in the very
same house as Ren.
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Can you tell us what it's like?
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It's really bad.
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Just the smell alone
makes you want to throw up.
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(CLASS LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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So, are you going
to vote for her?
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You're kidding, right?
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Why on earth would I do that?
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You feel that strongly?
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What do I look like? An idiot?
295
00:12:37,567 --> 00:12:39,911
I'd walk around South
Creek Mall naked
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before I'd do that.
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(KIDS LAUGHING)
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IRENE: So, there I am,
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blowing my heart
out, and I realize
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Marty put soap
bubbles in my tuba.
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00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:05,269
Well, needless to say, that was
the end of marching band for me.
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00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,587
This is amazing.
303
00:13:06,754 --> 00:13:08,397
It's like we've
lived the same life.
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00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,126
You know, this is great to
see that you two are bonding
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00:13:11,276 --> 00:13:13,076
but aren't you supposed
to be fixing something
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00:13:13,194 --> 00:13:15,647
like... like the, uh...
the Ferris wheel?!
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00:13:15,772 --> 00:13:17,648
- Don't rush me, Marty.
- I'm not Marty.
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00:13:17,815 --> 00:13:19,792
Yeah, from what I
hear, you're just as bad.
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What, you don't think I feel bad
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about messing up
Ren's video presentation?
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- REN: No.
- IRENE: No.
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Well, I did.
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REN: It was Sir Francis Bacon
who said that knowledge is power
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and if that's true,
than we students
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are losing more and more
of our power every day.
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Lou, you doing okay?
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I'm concerned for you.
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Who, me? I'm fine.
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00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:44,024
Well, I just noticed
that you don't seem
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to be liking school that much.
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00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,112
- Uh-huh.
- See, I was thinking
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that maybe you should start
your day the way that I do.
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00:13:49,765 --> 00:13:50,865
How's that?
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I make a shake.
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It's a mixture of bee pollen,
protein powder and feta cheese.
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REN: losing more and
more of our power every day.
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00:13:58,581 --> 00:14:00,501
You know, that sounds
really interesting, Donnie,
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00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,319
but, uh, I got a bit
of a situation here.
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00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:06,294
Can we talk about your shake
and your feta cheese tomorrow?
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00:14:06,461 --> 00:14:08,849
Hey, no problem, little bro.
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00:14:10,787 --> 00:14:12,235
(DONNIE WHISTLING)
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REN: So, sit back and relax,
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because for the next two hours,
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I want to outline my plan to
improve our learning experience.
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00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:24,899
Two hours? Oi.
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REN: As you see here,
the red shaded area
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represents the number...
338
00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:31,446
Yes?
339
00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:34,489
Listen, Ren, it's me. I had a
couple ideas for your speech.
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00:14:34,802 --> 00:14:35,885
No, thank you.
341
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:38,597
My speech is just fine
without all your precious help.
342
00:14:38,722 --> 00:14:41,457
Okay, sometimes facts
and figures can be boring.
343
00:14:41,575 --> 00:14:42,855
Are you out there eavesdropping?
344
00:14:43,101 --> 00:14:45,027
No. I'm helping Donnie
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00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:46,780
- with his... face.
- Good night.
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00:14:48,273 --> 00:14:49,732
(KNOCKING)
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00:14:49,899 --> 00:14:50,900
Ren?
348
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:53,236
Beale's a dirty player.
You have to nail him.
349
00:14:53,403 --> 00:14:54,571
Good night.
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00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:58,611
REN: If you'll turn your
attention to the chart,
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00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:00,084
this red area represents...
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The number of kids
that have fallen asleep
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since this speech began.
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00:15:03,729 --> 00:15:04,730
REN: Louis!
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00:15:06,124 --> 00:15:08,267
I'd like to talk about
the cafeteria food
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00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,595
and the ill effects
of poor nutrition.
357
00:15:10,763 --> 00:15:12,371
(LOUIS SIGHS)
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00:15:30,956 --> 00:15:32,166
Louis, I don't get it.
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00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,333
Wrench.
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00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,319
Your sister wanted to kill you
361
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:36,987
and you still
wanted to help her.
362
00:15:37,497 --> 00:15:38,497
Pliers.
363
00:15:39,341 --> 00:15:40,556
Why would you suddenly care?
364
00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:44,729
Well... because of what
happened at dinner that night.
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00:15:56,183 --> 00:15:57,408
This morning,
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00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,479
my wife said, "Honey, can I
go to a place I haven't been?"
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00:16:01,854 --> 00:16:05,000
So, I said, "Why don't
you try the kitchen."
368
00:16:10,764 --> 00:16:11,856
EILEEN: Okay.
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00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,425
Would anyone else like
to share part of their day?
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00:16:14,592 --> 00:16:17,552
- Benched 235 today.
- EILEEN: Oh, honey, that's wonderful.
371
00:16:17,636 --> 00:16:18,869
STEVE: Hey, good news, son.
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00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:20,370
We're all very proud.
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00:16:20,662 --> 00:16:22,433
Reread the chapter
on goal setting.
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00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:27,037
EILEEN: Ren? How did
your video presentation go?
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00:16:27,463 --> 00:16:28,538
LOUIS: Goal setting...
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00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:30,349
I haven't read that far.
377
00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:32,799
I'm still on the table of
contents. It's good, though.
378
00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:34,912
Okay.
379
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,173
Did something happen
today we should know about?
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00:16:38,339 --> 00:16:40,318
No. (LAUGHING)
381
00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:42,411
No. Everything's just fine.
382
00:16:42,578 --> 00:16:44,780
But I'm really going to have
to nail my speech tomorrow
383
00:16:44,947 --> 00:16:46,423
if I'm going to win this thing.
384
00:16:47,434 --> 00:16:48,734
May I be excused?
385
00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:53,588
So, you didn't squeal, huh?
386
00:16:53,755 --> 00:16:55,132
Well, he's still my brother.
387
00:16:55,742 --> 00:16:57,910
Yeah, I guess
Marty's still my brother.
388
00:16:58,077 --> 00:17:00,460
Although I haven't
spoken to him in 17 years.
389
00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:01,888
Wow, that must really hurt.
390
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:04,023
This is really touching
but I got to get down now,
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00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:05,248
because we've been up here
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00:17:05,342 --> 00:17:06,385
for, what, two hours?
393
00:17:06,538 --> 00:17:08,438
Two hours now, and
I've drank 13 sodas.
394
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:09,606
You do the math.
395
00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:11,238
He's got a tiny tank.
396
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:14,500
No problem. It's all fixed. All
I got to do is turn on the juice.
397
00:17:14,609 --> 00:17:15,610
Then crank it up.
398
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,461
Not until I hear
the end of the story.
399
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:20,298
Tell her, Marty, so
we can get down.
400
00:17:21,258 --> 00:17:24,003
So, I wasn't sure
who to ask for help.
401
00:17:28,891 --> 00:17:30,403
Hey, Wednesday
Addams. How's it going?
402
00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,530
My name is Tawny, okay?
403
00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:34,240
Pleasure to meet you. I am...
404
00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:37,396
Yeah, I know who you
are. Everyone knows.
405
00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:38,606
Really?
406
00:17:38,798 --> 00:17:39,799
Yeah.
407
00:17:39,966 --> 00:17:41,362
You're Ren's kid brother.
408
00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:42,802
Oh.
409
00:17:42,969 --> 00:17:46,017
Listen, I know. We
barely know each other
410
00:17:46,184 --> 00:17:48,060
but my mom and I
were talking about you
411
00:17:48,227 --> 00:17:49,228
a few nights ago.
412
00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:51,497
She says that you like me.
413
00:17:51,664 --> 00:17:52,848
Yeah, right.
414
00:17:53,124 --> 00:17:55,985
Well, I know, I told her how
you gave me mean looks
415
00:17:56,152 --> 00:17:58,260
and how you try to
avoid me, and she said
416
00:17:58,427 --> 00:18:00,706
that's just what
girls do sometimes.
417
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,225
So, Mom was wrong, huh?
418
00:18:04,628 --> 00:18:05,684
Very.
419
00:18:06,262 --> 00:18:08,205
Okay, so I'm a
dork. That's okay.
420
00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:10,783
Look, my sister's
in way over her head
421
00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:12,936
and I just, you know,
422
00:18:13,277 --> 00:18:15,062
wanted to know if
you would help me.
423
00:18:15,722 --> 00:18:16,887
As a friend.
424
00:18:21,311 --> 00:18:23,771
(CHEERING)
425
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:28,918
LARRY: I was, uh...
426
00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:30,886
Policy Monitor last year,
427
00:18:31,052 --> 00:18:32,511
so I know what you guys want.
428
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:36,167
On the other hand, Ren
Stevens is very inexperienced.
429
00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:38,552
Knowing her, she's
going to get up here,
430
00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:40,486
and bore you with some
facts about nutrition.
431
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:41,971
Whatever.
432
00:18:42,265 --> 00:18:44,366
So, I ask you this question:
433
00:18:44,716 --> 00:18:47,503
Who would you rather get
stuck in an elevator with?
434
00:18:47,887 --> 00:18:49,229
Larry Beale?
435
00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:52,175
Or Ren Stevens?
436
00:18:55,611 --> 00:18:57,513
Uh, you're the
teleprompter guy, right?
437
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,333
Uh, yeah.
438
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,836
I'm president of the AV Club
439
00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:06,063
and head of Mr. Beale's
PR Department.
440
00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:09,250
Oh. You're kind of
cute, for an AV dude.
441
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,559
Yeah, I know.
442
00:19:10,726 --> 00:19:13,230
I'm the only one fully
trained on this teleprompter.
443
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,480
Oh.
444
00:19:15,095 --> 00:19:17,758
TOM GRIBALSKI: This
right here is the Sosna XL-50.
445
00:19:18,184 --> 00:19:19,785
Dual-port feeding system
446
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,879
and a sweet little
speed-tracking linkage.
447
00:19:22,447 --> 00:19:23,923
Really? Huh.
448
00:19:24,849 --> 00:19:27,167
Yeah, I just love technology.
449
00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:29,745
Well, it's the XL-50.
450
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,755
There's a lot to love.
451
00:19:33,532 --> 00:19:34,675
You bet.
452
00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:40,773
Hey, let me know if I can
set up your VCR... whatever.
453
00:19:41,341 --> 00:19:42,416
Okay.
454
00:19:42,725 --> 00:19:46,346
(CHEERING)
455
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,524
How did you know
about my speech?
456
00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:52,735
Yo. I went to math
camp with the AV guy.
457
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,303
He let me read it.
458
00:19:54,578 --> 00:19:56,028
WEXLER: That was Larry Beale.
459
00:19:56,272 --> 00:19:59,275
Okay, and without further
ado, Mr. Beale's opponent,
460
00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:00,659
Ren Stevens.
461
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,161
(APPLAUSE)
462
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,370
(NERVOUS LAUGHING)
463
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:05,148
Thank you. Thank you.
464
00:20:05,773 --> 00:20:07,859
(NERVOUS LAUGHING)
465
00:20:08,784 --> 00:20:11,159
It was Sir Francis Bacon
who said that knowledge
466
00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:12,702
is the ultimate power
467
00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:14,771
but Bacon never
experienced the power
468
00:20:14,938 --> 00:20:16,892
of Larry Beale's body odor.
469
00:20:17,059 --> 00:20:18,185
(LAUGHTER)
470
00:20:22,232 --> 00:20:23,348
Keep reading.
471
00:20:24,035 --> 00:20:25,632
(NERVOUS LAUGHING)
472
00:20:25,799 --> 00:20:27,111
It... it's true.
473
00:20:27,278 --> 00:20:29,094
In fact, last week a realtor
474
00:20:29,237 --> 00:20:32,049
told Larry's parents
that his B.O. was so bad
475
00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:34,710
it was affecting the
resale value of their house.
476
00:20:34,877 --> 00:20:36,795
(LAUGHTER)
477
00:20:38,162 --> 00:20:41,250
But it's really not my style to
personally attack my opponent,
478
00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:43,210
so, if you'll turn
your attention
479
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,187
to the easel at my
right, I'd like to talk
480
00:20:45,354 --> 00:20:48,190
about the cafeteria
food, and the ill effects
481
00:20:48,357 --> 00:20:49,525
of poor nutrition.
482
00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:55,446
(LAUGHING)
483
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,163
Larry Beale's G.P.A.
has been dropping
484
00:21:03,406 --> 00:21:05,691
well, since the third grade.
485
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,561
(LAUGHING)
486
00:21:08,837 --> 00:21:10,946
Question: Do I want
487
00:21:11,113 --> 00:21:14,199
an irresponsible
Student Policy Monitor?
488
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:18,454
(CHEERING)
489
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,164
I didn't think so.
490
00:21:23,702 --> 00:21:26,688
(SNIFFLING) That
was a beautiful story.
491
00:21:26,938 --> 00:21:28,571
Yeah, whatever. It
was nice meeting you.
492
00:21:28,681 --> 00:21:30,383
It makes me feel
like calling Marty.
493
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,551
Reach out.
494
00:21:31,717 --> 00:21:33,043
Seventeen years is too long.
495
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,920
Don't let another
second pass you by.
496
00:21:35,529 --> 00:21:36,922
Yeah, you're right.
497
00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:38,654
Marty!
498
00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:41,008
Wait a second. Your
brother's down there?
499
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,661
Yeah, he runs the petting zoo.
500
00:21:42,828 --> 00:21:44,930
You guys have been working
side-by-side for 17 years
501
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,600
and never said two
words to each other?
502
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:49,026
Hey, I don't comment
on your freaky life.
503
00:21:49,193 --> 00:21:51,387
MARTY: Sorry
about the tuba, Irene!
504
00:21:51,553 --> 00:21:53,455
I forgive you, Marty!
505
00:21:53,622 --> 00:21:54,689
I'm coming down.
506
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,268
- No, no, no, wait. Turn on the juice.
- Turn on the juice!
507
00:21:57,368 --> 00:21:59,603
- Turn on the juice!
- Turn it on!
508
00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:03,954
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)