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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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Dude, are you grilling turkey
dogs in your locker again?

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It's not smoke; it's steam.

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(HISSING)

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A hot water pipe has been...

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leaking into my locker all week.

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Aw...

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TWITTY: That's just wrong, man.

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Yeah.

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Oh, this is nice, this is nice.

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There's moss growing
on my egg salad.

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Oh, look, this is great.

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Mushrooms aren't just growing,

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but thriving on my math book.

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- TWITTY: Lou, Lou...
- Yeah?

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TWITTY: A man's locker
is like his castle, okay?

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Yeah, I know.

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I should do something
about this, right?

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Hey, hey, here's
your big chance, man.

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LOUIS: Hey, Principal Wexler...

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Forget it, Louis, I don't care
how many rallies you've had.

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- No massage chairs in study hall.
- Forget the massage chairs.

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My locker's turned into
a steaming, festering pit.

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I had a great weekend.
Thanks for asking.

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My locker is festering, sir.

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It's disgusting.

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WEXLER: Ren Stevens,
guess what I have in my hand.

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(LAUGHS)

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Um, a car title?

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You finally bought
that red Miata?

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Oh, no, no, no.
Not yet. (LAUGHS)

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- Yes! Ha-ha!
- REN: Whoo!

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With one week left before
our final grades come in,

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guess who's in first
place once again to be.

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- Student of the Semester?
- Oh, I don't know.

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I think you do.

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- Oh, no, I don't.
- WEXLER: I know you do. (LAUGHING)

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- As you know...
- REN: Mm-hmm.

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This honor will ensure
that your picture will hang

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in the Wombat Hall of Fame for
the third consecutive semester.

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(SIGHS)

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WEXLER: And don't forget

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the 25 dollar gift certificate
from Harry's Honey Hams.

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And as always, I'll
save you the bone.

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But, really, we shouldn't get
ahead of ourselves. I mean.

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Grades don't officially
come out until next week.

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Well, on the down low...

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Ben Sneed is pulling
a "B" in algebra.

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He's got logarithm issues.

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Oh, that's too bad.

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(CHUCKLES) You
know, you ought to write

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something about yourself
for the school paper.

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No, I couldn't do that.

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Oh, modest, too.

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Ren, you are the
daughter I never had.

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Well, assign it to
those cub reporters

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- you've been training.
- REN: Carla and Marla?

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Yeah, they seem
to look up to you.

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Really? You think so?

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- MARLA: We get to interview Ren!
- CARLA: I can't believe it!

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- Okay, okay. You start.
- MARLA: Okay, okay, okay...

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- No, you.
- You.

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- You. You.
- You. You.

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Somebody.

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Okay, Ren, how does
it feel to be perfect?

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(SCOFFS)

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- I'm not perfect.
- MARLA: Really?

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Name one thing wrong with you.

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Well... I...

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- CARLA: She's perfect.
- Totally perfect.

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- Would you like a Danish, Ren?
- Pencils need sharpening?

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You sharpened her
pencils yesterday.

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Oh, okay, you sharpen her
pencils. I'll restock her mint dish.

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Ah! I've found you!

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Ah! Ah!

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Ow!

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Louis, what is going on?

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What? I have a right
to protect myself, sir.

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- WEXLER: Protect yourself?
- Yes.

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I swear to Pete there is
something growing in there

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and I don't think
it likes me at all.

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Okay, so there's a little
moisture in your locker.

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I mean, life forms don't
just generate spontaneously.

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Oh, yeah, smart guy?
Look right over there.

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Right there in the left corner.
You see it? Down there.

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(YELLING)

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You want a piece of me?!

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Come on! Come on! Come on!

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- (FIERCE GROWLING)
- (BOTH SCREAM)

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You can use this
until your locker's fixed.

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LOUIS: Okay.

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Oh, this is nasty.

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Oh...

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Indeed, it is.

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Make yourself at home.

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I can make this work.

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MR. RUPERT: Remember,
always sand with the grain,

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never against.

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If you can't tell
with your fingertips,

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rub it gently
against your cheek.

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Mmm...

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That's nice.

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Ah. Okey-dokey.

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Those of you who haven't
turned in your project final project,

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finish up.

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It's due at the end of class.

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Mr. Rupert, I was just wondering

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if you got to take
a look at my project

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and everything was A-A-A-okay?

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Ren, I've been meaning to
talk to you about your project.

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You know, there are
many wonderful things

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you can do with wood.

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Look at Jamal's sailboat.

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Nice work, Jamal.

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And Tasha's beautiful violin.

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And Alex's project...

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a reproduced Victorian-era
grandfather clock.

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It's beautiful. (CHUCKLES)

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And you, Ren, you
chose... to make...

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a pizza paddle.

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A pizza paddle.

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Well, sir, it's really
smooth. Feel.

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Yeah.

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Mmm...

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- It is smooth.
- (GIGGLES)

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Okay, bottom line,
sir, what did I get?

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Well, uh, Ren,

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I have your grade right here.

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(LAUGHING) Sir,
that looks like a...

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That's a "C".

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Guys, this is 49;
it should be 48.

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Hey, Mark, how you doing?
Put it to the left, right, bud?

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Guys, we should have
the ceiling fans now.

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Hey, I really like the Mexican tile
around the entertainment console.

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- That was a cool touch, bro.
- It's nice, right?

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Hey, I want this to be more
than just a locker, you know?

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The blue stuff.

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I want this to be a
trip south of the border.

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My own private Casa de Fiesta.

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Hey, uh, just out of curiosity

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how are you gonna
pay for Casa de Fiesta?

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- Sign?
- Yeah.

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There you go.

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Thank you, Mr. Wexler.

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Yeah. Yeah. I added a little something
extra for you and the guys, too.

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- Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
- You guys are doing a good job.

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- REN: A "C"...
- Oh, Ren... Ren...

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Sorry, guys. Look, Ren...

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You have good taste,
so you would know, right?

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We're thinking about going
with this burnt tortilla stuff?

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It's a paint for our
walls. What do you think?

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"C".

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<i>Sí?</i>

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"<i>Sí</i>." Ah, <i>gracias,</i>
Ren! All right!

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Pfft.

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A "C." How could you?

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I'm sorry.

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MARLA: Ren, there you are!

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We've been looking
all over for you.

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We need to run some
titles by you for our article.

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I like: "Ren Stevens:
A Profile in Perfection".

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And I like "Flawless".

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"Flawless"?

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That doesn't even
have Ren's name in it.

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Well, who else
would it be about?

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Ren, which do you like better?

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Hers... or mine?

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Whatever.

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Fabulous, Carla.
Now you've upset her!

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Well, it wasn't my fault.

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(BOTH TALKING AT ONCE)

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(BELL RINGING)

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A pizza paddle?

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A pizza paddle?!

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I know.

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It started out as a coffee
table but it was just too hard.

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Okay, it's not the
end of the world.

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Yeah, it is. It's the
end of my world.

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I am an "A" student.

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I'm a role model.
People look up to me.

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Oh, Ren, Ren... relax.

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No one needs to know that...

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(OVER LOUDSPEAKER)
<i>Ren Stevens got her first "C".</i>

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REN: <i>Good, thank you, sir.</i>

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I guess I'll just wallow
in my own private shame.

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(ECHOING) <i>Shame... shame.</i>

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Why am I echoing?

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(ECHOING) <i>Echoing... echoing?</i>

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- Oh!
- Oh!

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Had my keister on the mic!

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I always do that.

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Oh, no. Oh... no.

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Carla... Marla...

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Look, I know you guys are
upset about my "C" and so am I...

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What, so you guys are
just not gonna say anything?

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Say something!

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(SLURPS)

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Fine.

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I can't believe you're
just gonna let this happen.

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Yeah, Ren. You
always have a plan.

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"Bring me adversity

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for she is the greatest
motivator of all.

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Ren Stevens."

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I said that?

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March eighth, in an impromptu
speech out at the quad.

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Hey, you're right,
I did say that.

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And I'll tell you
something else.

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I'm not gonna let
some wood shop class

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just crush everything
I believe in.

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Yeah!

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I did not come this far to
just go out without a fight.

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So, can I please get

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my pencils sharpened and
my mint dish refilled now!

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MARLA AND CARLA: Yeah!

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Give me a hug. Okay.

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I wanted you to
be the first to see it.

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- You ready?
- I'm tingling, bro.

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Okay.

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Check it out, man.

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Isn't this cool?

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All right!

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Dude, I'm in Mexico.

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No, my friend,
you're not in Mexico.

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(MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING)

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LOUIS: Now you're in Mexico!

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- Tropical smoothie?
- Sure.

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Hey, you got any of those
little umbrella thingies?

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Dude, please.

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- For you.
- All right!

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Mm. Mm!

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Check this out. Retractable
chairs from the walls.

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- Isn't that cool?
- Yeah.

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See that thing over
there? That's not a guitar.

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It's a bass, and I got it
shipped in from Mexico.

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Oh!

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- See that matador painting?
- TWITTY: Very nice.

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LOUIS: The guy at the gas
station told me that's on real velvet.

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(KNOCK AT DOOR)

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Excuse me.

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(GASPS) Principal Wexler... sir.

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Yeah, um... um...

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Uh... could you come back
later, 'cause I'm kind of busy?

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Stevens, who approved this
work order for closet renovation?

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Um... looks like your
signature down at the bottom.

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For your information, there's
only one "X" in "Wexler".

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What in tarnation
have you done in here?

251
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Wait, sir, sir, you said to
make myself at home, so I did.

252
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,847
Tropical smoothie?

253
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,725
Stevens, I want
you, your smoothie

254
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,060
and your tacky

255
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,728
velvet matador
painting out of here

256
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,146
in 24 hours!

257
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,263
That's unfair. We just built it.

258
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,009
I kind of like the
matador painting.

259
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,156
Yeah. Tacky? He
paid 12 bucks for that.

260
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,326
Well, you know, dude,
if you have to leave,

261
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,328
I say fiesta!

262
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,081
<i>Muy grande fiesta!</i>

263
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,415
<i>- Olé!
- Olé!</i>

264
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:34,337
(MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING)

265
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,843
REN: Mr. Rupert,
all I'm asking for

266
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,762
is just a chance to
bring my grade up.

267
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,639
I mean, how about a
think piece, you know

268
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,806
- on that saw, the cute little one?
- The chop saw?

269
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:47,934
Yes, that one!

270
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,228
Ren, maybe you haven't
noticed but I love wood...

271
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,273
as a fuel source,
as a raw material,

272
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,108
even as a means
of transportation.

273
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,486
Wood is my lady, and if I
make a concession for you,

274
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,196
then I'm only hurting her.

275
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,884
You know, gosh, that's a...
that's a beautiful sentiment, sir.

276
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,668
Except, you know what?
I need another chance.

277
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,912
I want to love wood
just as much as you.

278
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,499
You just want an "A", so you
can keep your perfect record.

279
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,376
Well, yeah, but...

280
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,713
Look, this is really
important to me.

281
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,507
Okay, Ren, I'll give you a shot.

282
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,467
Yes! Thank you, thank you!

283
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,845
I mean, I'll do anything.
I'll stain your bumpers.

284
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,931
- Don't joke about wood, Ren.
- Okay.

285
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,517
Okay, so come by class
tomorrow afternoon after school

286
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,352
and we'll work something out.

287
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,104
All right. Thank
you. I will be there.

288
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,605
- Okay.
- REN: (SIGHS)

289
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,860
LOUIS: Oh, hey,
bro. Nice to see you.

290
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,778
It's nice to see that
you came, too, man.

291
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,280
Hey, how you doing, bro?

292
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,365
Thanks for coming. Thank you.

293
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,200
Hey, how you doing? Nice.

294
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,745
Hey, how was
cheerleading practice?

295
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:49,996
Nice?

296
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,764
I've got something
to cure your problem.

297
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,624
All right, eat those.
Hey, enjoy the party.

298
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,543
What's up, guys?
What's up, Anthony?

299
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,087
Oh, hey, Carly.

300
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,965
Welcome to Louis'
Farewell Fiesta!

301
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,175
And you are...?

302
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,552
Carly Blane, Twitty.

303
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:05,887
I'm your cousin.

304
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,764
Carly Blane...

305
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,432
AARON: Yo, Twitty!

306
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,726
Oh, hey, Aaron. Come on in, bro.

307
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,270
What's up? What's happening?
Enjoy the party. All right.

308
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,563
Ah, excuse me.

309
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,609
Okay, Carly Blane...
Carly Blane...

310
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,738
This is embarrassing. Could it
maybe be under another name?

311
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,534
Ren, you are gonna
build me a footstool.

312
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,911
A footstool.

313
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,080
To be specific, a
McClemore footstool.

314
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,247
Okay.

315
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,292
Simple, classic lines
with mitered butt joints.

316
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,795
You build me a
perfect McClemore,

317
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,630
you get your "A".

318
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,591
Okay, let's rock 'n' roll.

319
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,786
(EXHALES)

320
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,919
- There. It's done.
- Very good, Ren.

321
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,131
Now, just give me five minutes to
conduct a preliminary evaluation.

322
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,337
Then you can come back
and I'll give you your grade.

323
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,717
Okay. Thank you, sir.

324
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,304
I've just got to brush
this... stuff off first.

325
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,639
(SNEEZES)

326
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,437
Come on in, guys, come on in.

327
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,481
Whoa, excuse me.

328
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,570
All right, you're family so
let me see what I can do.

329
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,155
Hey, Louis!

330
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,615
Carly Blane...
she's not on the list.

331
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,950
Carly who?

332
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,161
Louis, you've known
me since kindergarten!

333
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,454
You used to eat my paste!

334
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,830
Where's...?

335
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,832
Now, you're...? Carly Blane.

336
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,168
I'm just joking. I know
you. I'm just playing around.

337
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,335
How you doing?

338
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,045
Good? Have fun.

339
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,190
You know what? You guys
have been waiting long enough.

340
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,675
Go ahead and let them in. Let
them all... Come on in! Yeah!

341
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,804
(CHEERING)

342
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,568
Hey, Ren...

343
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,820
if you were an ice
machine, okay?

344
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,387
I'm not saying you are or
anything... but where would you be?

345
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,949
I don't know, the cafeteria?

346
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,451
Ren, I think you're getting
down to the bone there.

347
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,915
I'm nervous, okay?

348
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,833
- When I'm nervous, I file.
- Right.

349
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,878
Oh, yeah, your stool
thingy. How's that going?

350
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,254
REN: I don't know yet.

351
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,549
You know, my whole academic
career comes down to this.

352
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,177
If I don't get an "A", I'm
not gonna be top student.

353
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,055
I'm gonna be second best. I won't
have the Wombat Hall of Fame.

354
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,806
I won't have the honey ham.

355
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,769
You know how sweet a honey
ham tastes when you're number one?

356
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,106
Ren, I'm... I'm gonna
go get that ice. Yeah.

357
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,441
(HEAVY SIGH)

358
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,610
The worst part about it

359
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,737
is that if I don't get an "A"...

360
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,114
I'm gonna let down
everyone who believes in me.

361
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,617
What? Because
you're not perfect?

362
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:15,826
Basically.

363
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,996
Ren, come on. I mean,
that's a lot of pressure.

364
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,457
Oh. (SCOFFS) I can handle it.

365
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,671
Ren, can I ask you a question?

366
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:27,964
- Go ahead.
- Okay.

367
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,509
You've been my sister
basically all my life, right?

368
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,554
That's just brilliant,
Louis. What's your point?

369
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,431
You ever... want to be normal?

370
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,725
Normal? What do
you mean, normal?

371
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,103
Well, you're always trying
to be perfect at everything.

372
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,355
What's wrong with being perfect?

373
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,773
It's not normal.

374
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,281
MR. RUPERT: Ren!

375
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,615
I'm ready for you.

376
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,578
Go ahead.

377
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,080
- I'm going.
- Yeah, go ahead.

378
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,331
This is it.

379
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:06,544
LOUIS: Hey, Ren!

380
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,630
Good luck. I hope
you get what you want.

381
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,017
MR. RUPERT: Let's see, now...

382
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,185
Uh-huh.

383
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,146
Okay.

384
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,273
(DOOR CREAKS)

385
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,774
You might as well join us.

386
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,070
Ren, we are here
for you totally.

387
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,488
- Totally.
- WEXLER: Totally.

388
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,574
(CLEARING THROAT) Carry on.

389
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,994
Well, Ren, your stool
is structurally sound.

390
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,915
But we have to see if
it'll pass my marble test.

391
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,419
Now, if the marble doesn't roll

392
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,546
and the stool is
perfectly level,

393
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,423
you will get your "A".

394
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,274
Oh, no!

395
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:17,657
You know, Ren, uh, there's
been a lot of seismic activity

396
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,866
in the area.

397
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,869
I'm not so sure this
floor is perfectly level.

398
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,914
So, allowing for
a margin of error...

399
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,166
I don't see why you can't get...

400
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,542
your "A".

401
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,878
- Yeah!
- (GIRLS CHEERING)

402
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,756
People, people,
the marble rolled.

403
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,760
Mr. Rupert, I really appreciate
what you're trying to do,

404
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,720
but we both know
that this isn't "A" work.

405
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,181
And I would really like...

406
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,517
to know the grade
that I deserve.

407
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,605
B-minus.

408
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,778
Oh, but, Ren what
about your perfect record?

409
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,488
(SCOFFS) What about it?

410
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,865
You know, I'm really
tired of being perfect.

411
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,534
It's been driving me crazy.

412
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,869
- Nobody is perfect.
- You are.

413
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,579
No, I'm not.

414
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,791
I'm just a kid who works
hard and tries to do her best.

415
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,460
If you guys want to admire
me for that, that's really cool.

416
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,880
But other than that, I think
you should just back off.

417
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,175
- She's got a temper.
- Major.

418
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,681
Principal Wexler, Mr. Rupert,
thank you for everything.

419
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,766
Right now...

420
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,601
I'm going to go be normal.

421
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:40,823
<i>Let's go party at
the Casa de Fiesta.</i>

422
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:46,203
<i>Jumping up and jumping
down At the Casa de Fiesta.</i>

423
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,998
<i>Party, party all night long.</i>

424
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,417
<i>At the Casa de Fiesta.</i>

425
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,545
<i>Pick you up and spin you around.</i>

426
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,173
<i>- At the Casa de Fiesta.
- Come on!</i>

427
00:20:58,966 --> 00:20:59,967
Hey, Ren.

428
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,896
- Oh, hey!
- LOUIS: What are you doing here?

429
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,764
Oh, I'm just hanging out
having a good time being normal.

430
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,724
Isn't that right?
I'm being normal.

431
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,143
Ren, you're talking to a
piñata. That's not so normal.

432
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,990
- REN: Come here.
- Hey, guys, this is Ren!

433
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,063
Hey, Ren, Ren, Ren,
meet the mariachi guys.

434
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,398
- Hi!
- This is Ernesto.

435
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,605
Ernesto, nice to meet you.

436
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:16,734
- And Manuel.
- Hi!

437
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:17,985
Manuel!

438
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,739
<i>Fiesta Party, party
all night long...</i>

439
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,869
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

440
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,292
Stevens!

441
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:37,087
Stevens, I'm closing you
down! This party is over!

442
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:39,632
(RUMBLING)

443
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,179
(CLAMORING)

444
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,938
- That was a heck of a party.
- Yes, it was.

445
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,189
Stevens.

446
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,738
You're not getting my
matador. None of you!

447
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,325
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)