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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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What is Mr. Pookie
doing out here?

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(SCREAMS)

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Ren, what are
you doing up there?

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Two words: Louis Stevens!

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Okay, calm down, Ren, let's not

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automatically assume
that Louis built this

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rather ingenious contraption.

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What's that?

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"Louis' Homemade Jungle Traps."

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Need more proof?

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No. I think we've
found our culprit.

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Daddy, I know that sending
Louis to military school

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seems just a little bit harsh,

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but tough love is
our only alternative.

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Louis is not going
to military school.

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It's too expensive.

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Well, I am sick
of his dirty tricks

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and I am going to get him
back if it's the last thing I do.

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Ren, please, calm down. I'm
the father, let me handle this.

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Whoa!

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Whoa.

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Ren!

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You go, girl!

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Help!

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(BELL RINGING)

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LOUIS: So, my dad says I
have too much time on my hands

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and I've got to start using
it for good instead of evil.

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So, he's making me start
doing an after-school activity.

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Like what?

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I don't know, sports.
Football, maybe.

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Dude, you're too small. What
if you did, like, swimming?

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No. I've seen Louis swim.

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He has to wear arm
floaties in the shallow end.

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- I know how to swim.
- What about cross country?

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No, he gets cramped up and
winded just from tying his shoes.

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Hey, what if you did hockey?

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Guys, there's helping
and then there's hurting.

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- Sorry.
- Sorry.

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- (SLURPING)
- LOUIS: Is that Coach Tugnut?

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Sir, I was wondering, could you put
me on a sports team or something?

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Any team is fine.

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Oh, sir...

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What do you weigh,
Stevens? About 104, 105?

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Uh, uh, uh, that's a
personal question, Coach.

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We need somebody
in that weight class.

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Congratulations, Stevens.

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You just made
the wrestling team.

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I did?

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(CHUCKLING)

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Uh, Coach, I can't wrestle. I'm
already on the basketball team.

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I know.

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I just haven't seen you in a
while. Thought I'd lift you up.

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That was interesting.

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STEVE: Hey, Ren.

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Check out all these old
photos I found in the basement.

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Oh, cool.

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- No! Dad! Oh!
- What?

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Please don't sit there.

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- Why?
- It's rigged for Louis.

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Very good. Rigged
for Louis. I like that.

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Oh, who is this strange person?

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Oh, that's when
I was in college.

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Everyone in my fraternity had
to try and break a world record.

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I attempted the record for
continuous teeth brushing.

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Daddy, you and Mom did a
bunch of things before we were born

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that you don't ever
have to talk about, okay?

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Yeah, okay. Ah, there's
old Lou. Never the shy one.

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And he still
watches TV that way.

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(CHUCKLES) He does.

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- It's very disturbing.
- It is.

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So, where is Louis?

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It's his first day of
wrestling practice.

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Yeah, if he's anything like his old
man, he's gonna be a good grappler.

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I ever tell you I took third
place in the city championships?

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Many times, Dad.

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- Did I?
- Mm-hmm.

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- What's up, guys?
- Hey, Donnie. How are you?

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- Oh, old photos.
- Yeah.

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(CHUCKLES) Who's the
dork with the toothbrush?

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(SCREAMS)

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Ooh.

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I got to lay off the desserts.

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But before we get to those fingertip
push-ups with a partner on your back,

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let me introduce the newest
member of our team, Louis Stevens.

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Stevens, you might want to lose

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- the gardening gloves.
- Oh.

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Okay, let's get started.

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LOUIS: Sir, sir, um,

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if you don't mind, I'd like
to say something, okay?

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- No.
- Thank you.

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Now, I'd just like
to say, first off,

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what an honor it is to
be on the wrestling team

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and that although I've never
gotten hit in the back of the head

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with a folding chair, I'll try to
make it look "as real as possible."

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- Stevens...
- LOUIS: And I'd like to

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run a few wrestling
names for myself by you.

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I've narrowed it down to "Luscious
Lou" and "Texas Joe Hot Dog."

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How about this one? "The
Kid Who Chaps My Rear End."

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I don't know, Coach,
it doesn't really sing.

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You got something else?

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Sit down, Stevens.
This isn't pro wrestling.

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You pull that stuff on the mat,

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you'll be disqualified so
fast your nose strip will spin.

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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(FAINT WHISTLE BLOW)

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Ooh.

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Look, the coach
is shaving his legs.

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Okay, Stevens, you
pinned him. Now, let him up.

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- I did?
- Yeah.

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Cool. Come on, bro.
You're a good kid.

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Hit the showers, huh?

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Good technique, Stevens.

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Kind of reminds me
of your brother, Donnie.

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He had that warrior spirit, too.

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Warrior spirit, huh?

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- Mm.
- I feel it.

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Well, save that
spirit for Friday

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for our match against
Lane Junior High.

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They got a kid in your weight
class who's pretty good...

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- Nagurski.
- Please.

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(CHUCKLES) My money's on you.

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(GROWLING)

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I'm a quiet snake.
I'm a quiet snake.

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I just come up, I go... (HISSES)
And then they're on the floor.

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See, Nagurski, he... He...
He can't mess with me.

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Look at these pipes.

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He's just going to go down.
He's just going to fall on the floor.

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Hey. You guys on
the wrestling team?

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Yeah. Louis Stevens,
Olympic hopeful.

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Mimi Nagurski,
destroyer of dreams.

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Nagurski?

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I like to meet my competition
before I beat them.

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You're... You're a girl...
and I'm... wrestle with...

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Good grammar.

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Well, see you tomorrow.
Get a good night's sleep.

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You're going to need it.

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Can you imagine losing
to a girl? (LAUGHS)

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This isn't good.

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Not good.

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So, what do you think, man?
You think I should wrestle her or...

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You know what a
win-win situation is, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay, well, this is just like that,
you know, except it's lose-lose.

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That's great.

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Well, see, Lou, the way I look
at it is if you beat her, so what?

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Everybody's going to
laugh at you anyways.

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And then if you lose...

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you might as well dig a hole
to the center of the Earth...

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unless there's girls there

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and then they'll probably want
to beat the snot out of you, too.

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You remember my whole
speech about helping and hurting?

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- Oh, yeah, hurting.
- Yeah, hurting.

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Hurting. Sorry.

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Here, help me with this.

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So, are you going
to quit the team?

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LOUIS: I don't know.

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No. I love it, so...
So I'm not going to.

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I've been working out really
hard, and I like the sport.

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Plus, my dad's really into
me being on the team, so...

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STEVE: Hey, boys!

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(CHUCKLES)

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Look what I found
down in the basement.

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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Yeah, yeah, was there a
bathrobe in there, too, huh?

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I am so proud of you, son.

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- Working so hard, making the team.
- Yeah.

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I thought you might want
to go over some moves

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with your old man
before dinner, huh?

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- Oh, okay. Moves.
- Watch this.

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Escape, one point.

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That's great, Dad.

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Yeah.

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TWITTY: What time you
gotta wrestle tomorrow?

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3:30.

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I'll see you there
an hour early.

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Why?

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Oh, just I figure that

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when everyone in
school finds out about this,

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it'll probably be
standing room only.

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- That was hurting again, wasn't it?
- It was hurting. Yes, it was.

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Hurt... Sorry.

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- All right, see you later.
- Later, bro.

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(COUGHS)

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"Hot tasty brownies.
Stay away, Louis."

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

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Good plan.

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Boy, did you see the number

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Louis and Dad had done
on that Buddha lamp?

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Hey! Brownies.

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Oh, no, Donnie, don't...

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(SPITTING)

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What is going on around here?

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The other day I
fell through a chair.

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Yesterday I walk
into Louis's room

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and a bag of water
hits me in the face

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and then ten minutes
ago, I sit on the can

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and there's maple
syrup on the seat.

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If I didn't know any better,

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I would think someone
is out to get me, Ren.

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No, somebody
is out to get Louis.

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Aw, man, him, too?

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Ren, you'd better watch
out. You might be next.

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Donnie, it's me. I have
been doing all of those things.

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And this is all your fault!

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All I have been trying
to is get you back

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for all those mean jokes
that you play on me,

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but I cannot keep
up and I just give up.

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You're an evil genius.

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Thank you.

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(HUFFING)

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Hey, bro, you've got
schmutz on your face.

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- Thanks.
- Yep.

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Hey, uh, little man, you
don't want to eat that.

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How come?

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You're in training, Louis.

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Do you know how many fat
calories are in one fudge bar?

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Um...

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No. There's freezer
junk all over the label.

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Well, trust me, there's tons.

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I mean, Louis, come on.
You're on the wrestling team now.

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You got to be careful
about what you eat.

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Otherwise you might jump
up to the next weight class.

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So what?

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I won't have to wrestle
the person I'm wrestling.

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I've got 20 hours
to gain nine pounds.

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They're no good.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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Pour it all over.

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(SLURPS)

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- Stop, bro.
- TWITTY: Here.

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Hey, Louis.

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(GASPS)

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How you doing, man?
You've been eating all night.

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You know, Twitty...

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I don't feel any heavier, man.

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- Uh, Louis...
- LOUIS: What's wrong?

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I, uh, think it all went to
your, uh... right... in... here.

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LOUIS: What? What
are you talking about?

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This... This area.

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(SCREAMS)

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(GASPS)

250
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,958
Oh!

251
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,128
(FARTING)

252
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,672
(LOUIS GRUNTING)

253
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,174
- LOUIS: <i>Whoa!</i>
- (KNOCKS)

254
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,593
Come on, Louis, you've
been in there for an hour.

255
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,844
What are you doing?

256
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,055
- LOUIS:<i> You don't want to know.</i>
- (POPPING NOISES)

257
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,849
<i>Better use the bathroom
over at the gas station.</i>

258
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,434
(TOILET FLUSHING)

259
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:18,941
(COUGHS)

260
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,736
Must have gained a
little weight, Coach.

261
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,282
Wait a minute.

262
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,410
Oh.

263
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,414
Stevens, you have two
frying pans around your neck.

264
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,624
I do?

265
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,383
One-hundred-five
pounds on the button.

266
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,429
Nice work, Stevens. You
must be eating sensibly.

267
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,594
(BELCHES)

268
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,137
And you're a class act, too.

269
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,430
Next.

270
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:58,106
(CHUCKLES) Looks like your
top fighter's getting a little beefy.

271
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,110
A hundred and twenty-three
pounds! (CHUCKLES)

272
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,861
Th... This can't be.

273
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,199
Oh, thought I saw a bug.

274
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,787
One-hundred-five.

275
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,498
You know, I was
just going to beat you,

276
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,085
but because of that little
prank, I'm going to make you cry.

277
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,631
Oh, no.

278
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,133
It could happen.

279
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,262
(CHEERING)

280
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,435
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

281
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,145
Come on, let's shake.

282
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,312
(CROWD CHEERING)

283
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,981
(APPLAUSE)

284
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,315
Woo!

285
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,483
Yeah!

286
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:47,530
Next up, Mimi Nagurski
versus Louis Stevens.

287
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,909
Does Louis know
he's wrestling a girl?

288
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,703
I'm pretty sure he knows.

289
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,747
Well, it doesn't matter
who he's wrestling.

290
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,708
Louis is going to make us proud.

291
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,377
Last call for Louis Stevens.

292
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,545
Where is Louis?

293
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,632
(GROWLING)

294
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,596
Hello, Sacramento!

295
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,015
I'm Luscious Lou.

296
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,308
I love you.

297
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,727
(LAUGHTER IN THE AUDIENCE)

298
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,854
I'm Luscious Lou
and I love you, sir.

299
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,398
Yes, yes, there
is love in my heart.

300
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,233
Proud now, Dad?

301
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,068
What's he doing?

302
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,447
LOUIS: I have enough love for
everyone. There's no hate, no hate.

303
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,032
There's no hate, just love.

304
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,743
That's all. That's...
That's all I can give.

305
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,913
Now, I terminated
The Exterminator.

306
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:40,041
I put Handsome Steve
Fox in an ugly box.

307
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,044
That rhymed.

308
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,545
This is my fault.

309
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,632
At least when he was building
traps he was doing it in private.

310
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:53,930
Prediction:

311
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,557
You're going down, missy,
because I am Luscious Lou.

312
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,268
That's who I am.
I'm Luscious Lou.

313
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:06,400
Luscious Lou! Luscious
Lou! Luscious Lou!

314
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,860
- (LAUGHING)
- Just knock it off.

315
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,227
I told you that stuff was
going to get you disqualified.

316
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,490
See, that's what
he's trying to do.

317
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,075
You're pathetic.

318
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,368
What?

319
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,828
- (MICROPHONE SQUEAKS)
- Oh, no.

320
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,209
What... What'd you say?

321
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,377
I know your type.

322
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,355
You don't have the
guts to give me a fair fight

323
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,219
'cause you're afraid what your
friends will think if you lose to a girl.

324
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,551
- (CHUCKLES)
- What a weenie.

325
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,554
A weenie, huh? Hey, Nagurski...

326
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,099
let's dance.

327
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,726
You got it.

328
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,186
Go, Louis!

329
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:43,646
Attaboy!

330
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,523
Shake hands.

331
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,111
Stevens, you might
want to lose the belt.

332
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,321
Oh, right.

333
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,703
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

334
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,127
Come on, son, take him down!

335
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,962
Her down!

336
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,882
Boy, girl, it doesn't matter.
Take that person down!

337
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,057
Yeah, you go, brother!

338
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,976
An... And go, sister!

339
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,437
I don't know who to root for.

340
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,575
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

341
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,743
Come on, Lou!

342
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,453
Attaboy!

343
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,963
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

344
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,618
(CHEERING)

345
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,290
Ten seconds.

346
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,557
One, two, three.

347
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,226
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

348
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,769
(CHEERING)

349
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:47,937
Louis!

350
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,397
Good going, boy!

351
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,400
And the winner, Louis Stevens!

352
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,610
(APPLAUSE)

353
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,573
Way to go, Louis. You'll
get him next time, Mimi.

354
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,159
There's some
complex issues here.

355
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,432
Now you can face your friends
'cause you didn't lose to a girl.

356
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,832
Girl? You're not a girl.

357
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,627
I mean, you are a girl,
but you're like Xena.

358
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:15,548
Uh... you're... You're
a great wrestler.

359
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,342
Thanks. You, too.

360
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,637
- (GROANS)
- Well, Louis...

361
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,141
Are you okay? Do you
need help standing up?

362
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,934
No, I'm... I'm fine.

363
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:31,063
I'm going to sit here
and reflect on the match,

364
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,566
'cause I'm a reflective
guy at heart, you know.

365
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,777
Great job, both of you.

366
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,779
Hey, how about we
go get some ice cream?

367
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,091
- You wanna come along, Mimi?
- Thanks. I'll go change.

368
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,116
Good.

369
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,952
Hey, hit the showers, son.
We'll see you in the car.

370
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,412
(GROANS)

371
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,667
Nice match, Stevens.

372
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,086
You think so? Thank you, sir.

373
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,006
You, uh... need a lift?

374
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,674
Yup.

375
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,094
You're a gracious soul.

376
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,096
(LOUIS GROANING)

377
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,683
Hey, you... You lost a
little weight there, Stevens.

378
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:08,851
LOUIS: Ow.

379
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,401
Hey, Ren.

380
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,570
- Oh, hey.
- Big news day?

381
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,864
Yeah. And actually
I've been waiting for you.

382
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,866
- You made the front page.
- No way.

383
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,701
Because of my big
wrestling victory?

384
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,536
I think it's a pretty
good picture of you.

385
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,249
Aw, geez!

386
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,217
(LAUGHS)

387
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,385
Gotcha!

388
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,596
Nobody saw your
naked little buttocks.

389
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,965
I remember you saying you
weren't going to get me back.

390
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:52,478
Oh, well, uh, who is
the evil genius now?

391
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,771
(GASPS)

392
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:57,441
What? Who? (LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

393
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,279
I'm sorry. You can
have your papers back.

394
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,200
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)