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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)
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(SLURPING)
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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)
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(EXPLOSION)
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(HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Donnie! What is going on?
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Oh, yeah, that's,
uh, Louis's new band.
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Lou has a band?
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He can barely play the radio.
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- (GLASS SMASHES)
- That kid's got potential.
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My Sacramento girl.
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-She screams, yeah -Louis!
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Guys, I'm going to
pump up the bass, okay?
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REN: Are you trying to
bring down the house?
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That's the idea, Ren.
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It is too loud.
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Artie!
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Artie, chill out.
Take five, okay?
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Good night,
Sacramento. We love you.
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Guys, I have a killer
algebra test tomorrow.
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- What are you doing?
- Hey, Ren?
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I'd like you to meet
The Alan Twitty Project.
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We've got Mr. Artie
Ryan on the bass.
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(PLAYS RIFF)
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And on drums,
we've got Andy Blaine.
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(PLAYS RIFF)
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And on lead guitar...
(PLAYS RIFF)
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That'd be me. I'm Alan Twitty.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Oh, yeah, and then,
uh, our manager...
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my friend, and your little
brother, Louis Stevens.
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Thank you, thank you so much.
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- You're the manager?
- Yes, it's my basement.
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Ah! Well, what's
in this for you?
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Only to fulfill the
dreams of my boys...
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(VOICE ECHOING)
my boys... my boys...
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(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
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Thank you.
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Um, I proudly accept this
award as Band of the Year,
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and I'd like to thank...
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these two lovely ladies.
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And there were some other
people involved, but, uh...
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Um, thank you guys, too.
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For what?
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Uh, nothing.
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Nothing, uh, let's
do another rehearsal
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for our, uh, big audition, okay?
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Audition? What do you
mean? Like for a gig?
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Well, yeah, dude. What do
you think we're doing down here?
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Just playing music and
having fun and drinking sodas?
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Well... yeah.
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Twitty, get real, dude.
This the music business.
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I got Donnie to hook me up
with his friend Jason Bagwell
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who's throwing this really
big party on Saturday
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and he needs a band, so
I got him to let us try out.
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Oh, we're going to rule!
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Why would some high school
guy want some junior high kids
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to be performing at his party?
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Because we rock.
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And we'll work for nothing.
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For nothing.
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Would somebody
please hose him down?
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You guys just live
the fantasy, okay?
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Keep it down to a sonic boom.
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Yeah, thanks for
your support, Ren.
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Anytime, Louis.
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We're going to nail
that audition, men.
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Not without a lead singer.
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Oh, yeah, see...
I got us covered.
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(SURF GUITAR TUNE PLAYS)
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(BURPS)
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Excuse me?
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Pardon me?
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Could you please keep your
spiked combat boots off Mr. Pookie?
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He's very sensitive.
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Hey, Ren. Uh...
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please, uh, look
over these lyrics
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and we'll be with you
in a second, okay?
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I want my house back.
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Combat boots...
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Okay, that's it. We
eat on that counter.
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Hey, Ren. We're just, uh,
practicing our handstands.
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- (EXHALES)
- That's a good job.
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Oh, Jason's on the, uh,
gymnastics team with me.
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- REN: Oh.
- Jason, this is my sister, Ren.
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Ren's a cool name.
Nice to meet you.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Dreaming, dreaming
about you, girl
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'Cause you're the
only one for me.
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Dreaming, dreaming
about you, girl
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'Cause our love was meant to be.
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You can let go now.
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Huh?
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You can let go now.
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Oh, um, I'm sorry.
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You have a really nice,
steady, um... pulse there.
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Um, so you're, uh...
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you're, uh, party
guy Jason, huh?
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Yeah, it's gonna
be a real blowout.
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JASON: Maybe I'll see you there.
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Well maybe you will,
'cause you never know...
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'cause I might go, and yeah!
That would be really cool.
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Well, I've got to roll.
So, talk to you later.
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- Yeah, all right, man.
- Bye, Ren.
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Ta-ta!
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(GIGGLES)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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"Ta-ta"?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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- What?
- Forget it, Ren.
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I don't want my sister
going to a high school party.
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That's not fair.
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Louis gets to go, and he
is way younger than me.
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No, Louis gets to go if
his band gets the gig...
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and that's a big "if."
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The band...
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Yeah
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(SINGING OFF-KEY):
Sacramento girl.
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She screams, yeah
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(SINGS BADLY) Follows
me around at the mall.
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Can't stop her staring
at study hall Yeah
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(WHINING): My Sacramento girl.
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She screams, yeah
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(BURPS)
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Before I met that
girl, I had it made.
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Now she scores higher
than the whole arcade.
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Yeah.
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Go and set me free.
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Okay, uh... let's
discuss our choices.
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I think they're all vomitatious.
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Artie, can, can we at
least be positive, huh?
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Can we enjoy the
journey, please?
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Dude, we're never gonna get
this gig without a lead singer, okay?
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Am I too late to audition?
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Don't look at her.
She'll turn us all to stone.
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I just was wondering
if I could help you guys
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get that job at
that guy's party.
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What's his name?
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Jason Bagwell.
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Ah... whatever.
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Dude, Louis, this
is perfect, man.
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Ren is a great singer.
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I don't care. Only
bad can come of this.
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Bye-bye.
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- No, no, wait! Wait!
- No, wait, wait!
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Come on, Louis. Come on.
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- 'Cause we want you to stay.
- She's great!
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- It's just Louis doesn't want you...
- She's your sister!
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Okay! Fine, fine,
you can audition.
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Okay.
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Hit it, boys.
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(UP-TEMPO ROCK INTRO)
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Yeah!
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A Sacramento girl.
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She screams, "Yeah!"
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Follows me around at the mall.
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Won't stop her staring
in study hall Yeah.
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My Sacramento girl...
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Hey, you guys, it
sounds really good
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but, the next time,
maybe we could
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- pick up the tempo a little bit.
- Yeah, turn it up, with the vocals...
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What is this? What is this?
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Pick up the tempo? What is this?
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You're talking like
you're already in the band.
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Dude, she is. I mean,
who was better?
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That, the...
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freak dancer guy.
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He was good. He was good.
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He was very talented,
until he had to go potty.
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Louis, we don't have
a shot without her.
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Fine. You're
officially in the band.
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- Yes!
- But under one condition, okay?
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- I'm the boss, right? Right?
- REN: Oh, absolutely.
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- So, if I say, "Jump," you say...
- "How high?"
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Right. I wasn't thinking...
It's a great answer, though.
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The bottom line is
that I'm in charge.
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Absolutely.
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(HARD ROCK TUNE PLAYING)
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I know I shouldn't be surprised.
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Ren is Ren, you know?
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Uh, taking over
is what she does.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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But not this time, my friend.
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No, not without a fight.
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(KNOCKING)
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LOUIS: Yeah, yeah.
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Uh, what's the password?
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TWITTY: You called us,
man. What's the big secret?
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Right, uh, that's close enough.
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LOUIS: Come in.
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What's going on?
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Little band council.
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If you, uh, sit down,
then I'll tell you about it.
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(SIGHS) Is this
going to take long?
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I mean, Ren gets really
cranky when we're late.
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Aha, you see? That's
what I'm talking about.
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Ren has taken the
whole idea of a band
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and she's transformed it.
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Yeah. Not to mention what
she's done with your hair, man.
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You look like Sisquo.
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The way I see it
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is there can only be one
guiding force in a band,
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and that's me.
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Now, I'm... I'm tough, but
I'm fair, and you know that.
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So... it's... it's,
uh, voting time.
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Hmm? Ren in or Ren out?
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You know, this
is a tough choice.
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I mean, Louis is my
best friend, and he's right.
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Ren can be really pushy.
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But, when it comes down
to the moment of truth,
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I know what I have to do.
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I kind of like my hair.
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Of course, my dad
freaked out when he saw it.
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I'm not allowed to use
the blender for two weeks.
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I guess that's
kind of Ren's fault.
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Ren in or Ren out?
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Wha... Guys, that really
wasn't one of the choices.
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Dude, I'm sorry. I mean, Ren's
singing really helped the band
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and... and we're friends and all
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but like you said, it's
the music business.
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Right. Business.
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The band has spoken.
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Maybe I explained this
whole voting thing wrong.
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Turkey and peanut butter.
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When life deals you a hard hand,
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there's nothing like a big
stack of "Gooey Gobblers."
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Eww!
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That is the most disgusting
combination I have ever heard of.
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Yeah, is it more disgusting than me
getting thrown out of my own band?
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The guys told me what happened.
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You tried to get me thrown out
and then your plan backfired on you.
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That may be true but
I still don't understand
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why you wanted to be in
that stupid band anyways.
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(KNOCKING)
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- Knock, knock?
- Jason, hi.
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- Louis. Came by for Donnie.
- Hey, bro.
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We're going to
head over to the gym
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and see who can hang
longer on the rings.
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Oh, I'll get him...
don't worry about it.
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(SCREAMING) Donnie!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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- Little brothers can be so boisterous.
- JASON: Yeah.
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Do you want something to eat?
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Ooh! I never say no
to a "Gooey Gobbler."
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- Ren... Why don't you join me?
- Uh...
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Great. (GIGGLES)
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Yummy! (LAUGHS)
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So...
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how are your party plans coming?
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They're coming
together, but it's tough.
252
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,169
I like things to be,
you know, exactly right.
253
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,462
I so admire that.
254
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,298
Maybe because I'm the same way.
255
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,466
Oh!
256
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,010
Uh, Donnie told me
that you can't make it.
257
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,512
That's too bad.
258
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,390
Actually, I may
be with the band.
259
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,309
Really? You're
with Louis's group?
260
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,103
Cool.
261
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,939
So, you guys ready
for the big audition?
262
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,641
Well, you should probably
know I'm no longer associated
263
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,568
with the, uh...
Alan Twitty Project.
264
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,027
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
265
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,113
Why, what happened?
266
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,782
Well, uh... you know
the music business.
267
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,200
You really can't trust anybody
268
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,577
and sometimes that knife in
your back is from the person
269
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,246
who's closest to
you, right, Ren?
270
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,498
You want something to wash
that down with, don't you?
271
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,375
- He doesn't want any...
- Yeah.
272
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,003
Are you trying to embarrass me?
273
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,754
- You like that Jason guy, huh?
- What?
274
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,506
Yeah, yeah, now
it all makes sense.
275
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,216
Donnie wouldn't let
you go to the party
276
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,380
- so you had to get in my band.
- That is ridiculous.
277
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,348
No, it all makes sense
now but it doesn't matter
278
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,906
'cause you're never
gonna get to that party.
279
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,307
Really? And why not?
280
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,642
'Cause I'm coming out with
a hot new band. Mm-hmm.
281
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,811
Okay. Bring them
on, delusion lad.
282
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,355
My band's going to blow
your band out of the water.
283
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:36,983
(BELL RINGS)
284
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,402
Louis, you don't have a band.
285
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,279
These little details
are killing me.
286
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,531
You know, there's
a new software out
287
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,450
that makes musicians
totally obsolete.
288
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,453
Like you don't have to know how
to play instruments to make music?
289
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,121
Louis, in a few hours
290
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,957
I can create a full orchestra
right on my hard drive.
291
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,667
Ah, get out of here.
292
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,085
Are you serious?
293
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,629
You're a genius, Tom.
294
00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,839
(CHUCKLING)
295
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,007
I know.
296
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,718
I just wish I had social skills.
297
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,721
Well, uh, now we
need a lead singer.
298
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,680
LOUIS: Tawny?
299
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,183
Mm. I don't sing.
300
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,643
I know, but you could
recite your poetry.
301
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,395
I can run it through
the voice processor
302
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,064
and totally integrate
it by pulling up
303
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,390
the dominant binaural matrix.
304
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,524
Can you dance to it?
305
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,984
I can raise the roof.
306
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,194
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)
307
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,987
Oh... that's enough, Tom.
308
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,368
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
309
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:36,042
Dreaming, dreaming
about you, girl
310
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:42,256
'Cause you're the
only one for me.
311
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,719
Dreamin'... ARTIE:
Ren, Ren, Ren...
312
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,012
Earth to Ren...
313
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,140
Are we rehearsing or what?
314
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,310
Uh, yeah, okay, yeah, I'm sorry.
315
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,646
Uh, listen, we have this
big audition tomorrow
316
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,481
and we still have
a lot of work to do.
317
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,900
So, in three, two, one...
318
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,276
(LOUD SYNTHESIZER BEAT)
319
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,529
TAWNY: The sandals of my soul.
320
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,823
Go flip-flop, flip-flop.
321
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:10,785
The bunny in my brain
goes hip-hop, hip-hop.
322
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,789
The rain in my skull
goes drip-drop, drip-drop.
323
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,793
The horsey in my heart
goes clip-clop, clip-clop.
324
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,755
Flip-flop, hip-hop,
drip-drop, clip-clop.
325
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,425
Love... (LAUGHING)
326
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,634
What is this?
327
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,180
This is The Louis
Stevens Experience.
328
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,517
The only thing Louis Stevens
is going to experience is pain.
329
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,186
Oh, I don't know, I kind of
like their sound. It's pretty cool.
330
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,039
- Do you think so?
- TWITTY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
331
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,482
Wait. It is not cool,
because it's spiteful.
332
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,407
The only reason he started a band
is so we can't play at Jason's party.
333
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,238
Yeah, yeah, no I say we
stop this whole fighting thing
334
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,241
and we take his band, The
Louis Stevens Experience,
335
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:53,035
mix it with my band,
The Alan Twitty Project,
336
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,454
and we'll have this whole
337
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,247
super-band thing going on,
338
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,708
you know, like, uh,
Crosby, Stills and...
339
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,520
- that other old guy.
- No. I'm not going to work with her.
340
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,212
Well, then fine... I
can't work with him.
341
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,422
LOUIS: Yeah.
342
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,716
- Let's go, guys.
- LOUIS: Bye.
343
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,843
Okay, Louis, look.
344
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,304
(SIGHS) Twitty is right
about you and Ren.
345
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,723
I mean, I feel like
we're all just pawns
346
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,766
in some kind of
sick power struggle.
347
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,018
I agree.
348
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,220
Not that I'm not enjoying it.
349
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,940
Guys, it's just some
simple, friendly competition
350
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,442
between brother and sister
351
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,319
in which the brother
will crush the sister
352
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,695
like the bug she is!
353
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,197
(SIGHS)
354
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,365
Tom, hit it, hmm?
355
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,326
Kick it!
356
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,661
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
357
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,829
Louder!
358
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,498
Louder!
359
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,874
Turn it up!
360
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,043
Louder!
361
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,344
Ladies and gentlemen,
362
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:56,098
any band that wants to
play at a Jason Bagwell party
363
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,975
must be evaluated
364
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:01,270
on the Jason Bagwell
Band Evaluation Form.
365
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:08,152
Now, I will be judging you on:
366
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,779
musical ability,
367
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,613
delivery,
368
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,076
rhythm... Who does
this clown think he is?
369
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,328
Shh! Jason Bagwell's speaking.
370
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,121
Emotion,
371
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,373
timing,
372
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,584
style...
373
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,086
smile,
374
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,504
hair...
375
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,339
skin tone...
376
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:29,966
and cuticles.
377
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,677
Okay.
378
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,137
Show me what you got.
379
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:40,768
My heart is beating
wild and crazy
380
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:44,438
I can't speak
when I look at you.
381
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:52,154
My tongue gets tired
And my mind is hazy.
382
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,241
Heyyyy.
383
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,081
JASON: Okay.
384
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,626
Uh, next up, The Louis
Stevens Experience.
385
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,210
Thank you.
386
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,505
Um, I'd just like to say
what an honor it would be
387
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,382
to play at a Jason
Bagwell party, sir.
388
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,634
Stop sucking up, and play.
389
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,304
Hit it, boys.
390
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,974
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS)
391
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:28,816
The sandals of my
soul go flip-flop, flip-flop.
392
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,570
The bunny in my brain
goes hip-hop, hip-hop...
393
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,739
(HISSING)
394
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,532
Hip-hop, bunny in the brain...
395
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,159
- (BEEPING)
- What is that?
396
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,494
Best guess?
397
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,496
My hard drive's melting down.
398
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,664
Can you fix it?
399
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,459
- Yeah, I only need one thing.
- LOUIS: What's that?
400
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,627
A credit card.
401
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,211
It'll be about 600 bucks.
402
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,963
Oh, no! Give me this.
403
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,049
- I can't lose to them, okay?
- No...
404
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,636
What a finish.
405
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,057
Okay... (GROANS)
let's get this over with.
406
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,518
Let's see, The
Alan Twitty Project.
407
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,607
Mm... not up to Jason
Bagwell standards.
408
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,609
Dude, what's your problem?
409
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,278
Well, for one thing, the
playing lacked precision
410
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,780
and the singing, it...
411
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,490
What's wrong with my singing?
412
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,661
Look, the vocal
quality is fair, but Ren...
413
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:25,247
you're trying so hard to
impress me, it's almost pathetic.
414
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:26,957
LOUIS: Wait a second.
415
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,043
My sister doesn't have
to impress anybody.
416
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,837
And she might be a bossy,
overachieving, bathroom hog
417
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,048
but my sister is a great singer.
418
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,842
Who wants to play at
your lame party anyways?
419
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,096
Well, obviously not The
Louis Stevens Experience.
420
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,472
You got straight zeros!
421
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,558
And Louis, what kind
of a doofus are you?
422
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,727
That's-that's not a
band. That's a fire hazard.
423
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:47,895
Back up!
424
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,898
The only person that's allowed
to call my brother a doofus is me!
425
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,817
Yeah, that's right, bag boy
426
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,403
and if I'm a doofus, I
want to hear it from her.
427
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,196
You may look good on the beach
428
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,700
but in reality, you're just a
pompous, egotistical jerk!
429
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,266
I never went to
the beach with you.
430
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,120
And you never will!
431
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,413
I'm out of here.
432
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,685
You know, I can't believe I almost
had a crush on that guy. (SCOFFS)
433
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,709
Almost?
434
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,379
Hey, you know you guys
can battle this whole thing out
435
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,339
but, uh, I'm packing it up.
436
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,258
Listen, if this whole
band thing's over,
437
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:20,553
I'm going back to my
first love, figure skating.
438
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,304
Guys, wait, wait, wait.
439
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,825
If you guys are still up
for that super-band thing,
440
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:25,933
I think I can get us a gig.
441
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,311
Hello!
442
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,189
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
let me have your attention.
443
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,359
Can you stay off the
towers back there, please.
444
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,069
Off the towers!
445
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,864
Um, I'd like to introduce...
446
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,366
The Twitty-Stevens Connection!
447
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,034
(APPLAUSE)
448
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,078
(ROCK INTRO PLAYS)
449
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,128
Stop, don't go.
450
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,505
There's something
you've got to know.
451
00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:00,718
Can't you see the
hold you have on me.
452
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:05,431
That look, your smile
Oh, it drives me wild.
453
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:09,226
And I don't know
how to escape it.
454
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:13,981
When you walk into the room.
455
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:19,069
My heart's beating
wild and crazy
456
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:23,532
I can't speak
when I look at you.
457
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:28,871
My tongue gets tired,
and my mind is hazy...
458
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:07,952
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)