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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)

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(SLURPING)

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(BUZZING)

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(EXPLOSION)

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REN: <i>Friday. Saturday.
No, Saturday...</i>

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Oh, my gosh. If I switch
math club with yearbook

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then all I have left
on Tuesday is...

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"trim unsightly nose hair."

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Louis!

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What did you do? Put
mayonnaise in her moisturizer?

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No. You know what, that's a
good idea though, Mom. Thank you.

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Honey, I have great news.

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Councilman Mackenzie
is looking for an intern.

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Oh, I think you would
be just perfect for this.

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He's expecting your call.

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Oh, mom, I'd love to,

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but my schedule's
really busy right now.

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Oh.

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No, honey, look,
you have Tuesday

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from 4:30 to 6:00 available.

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Good eye, Mom.

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Oh, honey, unless you
think you're too busy...

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No, no, no. I can handle it.

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- You sure?
- Yeah.

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Aw. You are so ambitious.

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- I am... mwah... so proud of you.
- (CHUCKLING)

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You just remind me of
someone. Let me th... Oh, me.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(SIGHS)

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(SCREAMS)

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- Was that you?
- No.

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- Yeah.
- Huh.

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I... was looking
for my ski jacket.

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Your ski jacket, huh?

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That's funny 'cause
it's 80 degrees outside.

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Did I ask for a weather report?
I don't think so. Get off my back!

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Hmm.

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Now, since it's my turn

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to cook our international
delicacy <i>du jour,</i>

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I have chosen this
traditional Vietnamese meal.

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You already have your...
(SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE)

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- (ALL REPEAT)
- Very good.

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Now we will start
with the sticky rice.

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- ALL: Sticky rice.
- Sticky rice. Very good.

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Bon appétit, everybody.
Or, as they say in Vietnam...

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- (SPEAKS IN VIETNAMESE)
- (ALL REPEAT)

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Very good.

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STEVE: So, uh, Don...

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any luck finding
that trig tutor?

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Yeah, I'm working with
this guy Russell online.

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That's good, honey because
trig can be very sticky...

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Icky... Uh, tricky. (LAUGHS)

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Yeah, I found him
at this website...

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(DOOR OPENS)

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(SIGHING) Hi.

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Hi. Sorry I'm late. I was...

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- Oh, honey, I know where you were.
- You do?

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EILEEN: Well, of course.

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Today was your meeting
with councilman Mackenzie.

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Right. Right. (CHUCKLES) Right.

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So, how did it go?

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- Did you get the internship?
- Mm, mm-hmm.

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- Oh! Isn't that great?
- Way to go.

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Congratulations, Ren.

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- This is great food, Dad.
- STEVE: Thank you.

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Oh, lookie...

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Ren's shedding.

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- Put in my hat...
- Give me that!

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Ren, why do you
have a yellow feather?

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Oh, Mom, you know what?

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Do you remember that...

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priceless ceramic cat that just
disappeared from the bookcase?

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- Captain Whiskers?
- REN: Yeah.

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- You found him?
- REN: Mm-hmm.

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I found his dismembered
little broken body

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wrapped in beach
towel in the basement.

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I didn't do it.

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All right, I did do it.
I'm sorry, I did do it.

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- Oh!
- It was really an accident.

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I accidentally hit it over
the shelf with a foam dart.

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(GASPS)

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The thing was evil,
Mom. It was evil.

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It's beady little eyes
followed me wherever I went.

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Didn't you read the family memo
about foam darts in the living room?

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Yeah.

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I loved Captain Whiskers.

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- Donny.
- Don't.

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Son...

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- Look what you did.
- EILEEN: That's it.

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You are grounded
for the weekend.

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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

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(REN SPEAKING IN JAPANESE)

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Hey, Stoolie,

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why are you
speaking in Japanese?

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Why were you spying on me?

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I wasn't. I was walking
through the hall.

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Well, just stay out
of my business.

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Or Mom's going to
know the whereabouts

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of Captain Whisker's little
friend, Sherlock Bones.

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Also evil.

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So, uh... why you freaking
out, huh? You hiding something?

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(GASPS)

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That's ridiculous. Why
would I be hiding something?

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(SUSPICIOUS MUSIC PLAYS)

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Ren is up to something.
The question is: What?

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Well, she's a girl and
girls do weird things.

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- Yeah.
- Hey, that's a great song title.

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(SINGING)<i> Girls do weird things.</i>

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This is what we got: A
mysterious yellow feather;

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Japanese phone call;

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In the closet.

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(GIRL SCREAMS)

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Yes, I got it. Okay, look...

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Big bird, feather.

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Big bird was on the run
from Japanese spies, right?

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When Ren found
big bird in our closet.

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(LOUD CLATTERING)

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Louis, forget it, okay? You
are never going to bust Ren.

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You know, Ren gets me every
time I do something, okay?

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And now, little Miss Perfect's been
running around the house all weird,

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and it's payback time.

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(SINGING)<i> It's payback
time it's payback time</i>

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I'm gonna show you something...

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(SINGING)<i> I'm gonna
show you something</i>

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<i>I'm gonna show you</i>
Get out of my house.

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(SINGING)<i> Get
out of Louis's house</i>

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Louis is cool.

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(SINGING)<i> Louis is a big
nerd He is the biggest nerd.</i>

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Thank you.

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This guy's a genius.

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Hey, son, how's it going? That
online trig tutor helping you out?

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Dad, this guy is so smart.

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But not so good
with the social skills.

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- Really?
- The kid's a sophomore in college

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and he's never been on a date.

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Well, some of us are
late bloomers, you know?

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Well, since he's helping me with trig,
I said I'd help him out with the girls.

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- That sounds like a good idea.
- Yeah.

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Take him to a roller disco.
That's where I met your mother.

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Dad, that place closed,
like way back in the '80s.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Huh, seems like only yesterday.

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Juice Newton was playing
with the Queen of Hearts...

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and so was I.

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Well, I'm gonna hit the showers.

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- Dad, wait!
- What?

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I'll need that shirt for school.

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(SCOFFS)

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"You left your tighty-whities
in gym class. Coach Tugnet."

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Hey, there. You're Ren
Stevens' little brother, right?

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The name... The name's Louis.

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Yeah, it says so right
on his underwear.

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- No, no, this isn't...
- Whatever.

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Just tell your
sister I said thanks

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for referring me to
councilman Mackenzie.

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I got the internship.

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She got the internship?

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Hey, you guys, what's up?
How are you guys doing?

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(SPY MUSIC PLAYS)

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Another test...

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(DOG BARKING)

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Oh, little puppy.

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Oh, no, you don't do... No, bad.

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That's not good.

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- LOUIS: Thank you.
- Oh, thank you.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Ha! This place is cool.

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Why is Ren here?

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Up next on the mic we
have the vocal sounds of Isis.

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"Isis"?

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(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

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Is... Ow!

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(SINGING)<i> You can
dance, you can jive.</i>

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<i>Having the time of your life.</i>

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<i>Ooh, see that girl.</i>

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<i>Watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen.</i>

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<i>Friday night and
the lights are low.</i>

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<i>Looking out for a place to go...</i>

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Oh, Ren. Ren...

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you know I'm going to hold this
over your head for all eternity.

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<i>Anybody could be that guy</i>

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(LIP SYNCING ALONG)

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<i>The night is young
and the music's high...</i>

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And I couldn't
believe my eyes, man.

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She was up on stage,
she was wearing a wig

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and she was singing old
songs like our parents like.

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Do you think my
band could play there?

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You know, it could
be our first gig.

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(SINGING)<i> Girls do weird things.</i>

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No. Don't you realize
what I'm saying?

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Angelic little Ren is
lying about her internship.

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So, are you going
to rat her out?

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Oh, you mean like she did to me?

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00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,468
No, no. That's letting
her off way too easy.

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'Cause you know what?
Torture lasts much longer.

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Dude, you're
starting to scare me.

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(GROANS)

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Wh... (GASPS)

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00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,641
(GROANS, GASPS)

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All right, class,
repeat after me:

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(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

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Ren Stevens, report to room 109.

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CLASS: Ren Stevens,
report to room 109.

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(LAUGHING)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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(BAND PLAYING DISCO
MUSIC IN DISTANCE)

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(LOUIS HUMMING)

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Javier, that's your cue!

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- What are you doing?
- Oh. Isis.

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What did you call me?

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I said, "Hi, sis."

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I want to speak
with you outside now.

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00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,373
Okay. Uh, take five, fellas.

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00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,457
What?

217
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,296
- Ow.
- Why were you playing that song?

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It's a good beat.
It's a real toe-tapper.

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Do you think you're
funny? I don't. Nobody does.

220
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In fact, we all feel sorry

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for you because we're out
living busy, productive lives,

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and you have... Oh,
I don't know, nothing!

223
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So just back off, nothing boy!

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EILEEN: <i>Louis,
tonight is your turn</i>

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for our international
delicacy<i> du jour.</i>

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Mm-hmm. About that, Mom...

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I was thinking
that it might be nice

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to see a demonstration of
authentic Japanese cooking

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right at our table.

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I generally don't like strangers
with sharp knives in the house.

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No, no. I was thinking
maybe we could go out to eat.

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To, like, Tokyo Rick's.

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That way we could get a
sense of the environment

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and the culture and stuff.

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00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,306
Well, it might be nice.

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00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,643
All right. I do love
a good yakitori.

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- Oh, yeah. Who doesn't?
- (EILEEN CHUCKLES)

238
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,856
- Okay, honey. Bye-bye.
- Love you.

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00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,490
(HUMMING DISCO MUSIC)

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00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,202
REN: Whatcha doing?

241
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,081
Why do you care? I'm
just a nothing boy, right?

242
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,374
Not true.

243
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,960
I'm sorry about what I said.

244
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,797
- What?
- I said I'm sorry.

245
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,216
- What?
- Sorry!

246
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,511
I just can't hear enough
of that. (CHUCKLES)

247
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,970
Let me help you.

248
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,722
- Give me that.
- I got it.

249
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,810
Look, I know I haven't
been very nice to you lately...

250
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,062
No, you've been
too busy acting weird.

251
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,023
Don't worry. That's just a
little ammo for the bus ride.

252
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,611
I know you know what I've been
doing And I just want to explain.

253
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,655
Okay. Well, I'm all ears.

254
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,364
Ruff!

255
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,118
Well, I've been really
overwhelmed lately...

256
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:11,911
with all my meetings

257
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,080
and the school paper
and my homework.

258
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,688
You know when you're trying
to juggle all of your activities?

259
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:20,044
Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, I
hang out at school and I do nothing.

260
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,889
Then I hang out at the
house and do nothing.

261
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,173
And it's really hard to
keep my head on straight,

262
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,384
Seriously. I am not like you.

263
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:30,471
I'm not good at having fun. I
felt I needed to add some fun

264
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,140
into my schedule to
let off some steam.

265
00:15:32,636 --> 00:15:34,596
So that's why you've been
singing at Tokyo Rick's.

266
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,726
Shh.

267
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,414
I don't know how you caught
me, but that's what I've been doing.

268
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,065
Instead of interning
for the councilman.

269
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,108
Well...

270
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,695
actually...

271
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,905
I don't know, I'm
kind of proud of you.

272
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,740
- You are?
- Yeah.

273
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,826
And I think It's cool
that you talked to me.

274
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,080
- Oh, hugs.
- (LAUGHING)

275
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,082
- (WATER HISSING)
- Moisture!

276
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,293
- Oh!
- Sorry.

277
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,752
- LOUIS: Oh, no.
- (CHUCKLES)

278
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,464
I knew you'd understand, Louis.
And that's why I came to you

279
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:05,715
instead of Mom and Dad.

280
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,509
Mom and Dad?

281
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,429
Mom and Dad? Mom and Dad!

282
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,182
That's right, man.
It's going to be a blast.

283
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,058
My tutor and I, we're
gonna hit the town

284
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,227
- to get some girlies.
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

285
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,689
I'm going to teach him
Donnie's lessons in love.

286
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,816
All right, man, late.

287
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,822
- Oh, hi, there.
- Bye, Mom!

288
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,451
- MOTHER: No sugar!
- Of course not! Bye!

289
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,578
Hi. I'm Russell.

290
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,706
(STAMMERING) Whoa!
You're a little kid, man.

291
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,082
Very observant.

292
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:42,626
Thanks.

293
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:47,340
However, despite my diminutive
stature I mastered physics by age four,

294
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,009
I was fluent in seven
languages by age six,

295
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,221
and I mastered all four years of
high school in just three months

296
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,140
emerging triumphantly with
a 4.6 grade point average.

297
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,059
May I please
use your facilities?

298
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,561
I don't think we
have any of those.

299
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,064
- Your restrooms?
- Oh, you mean, the can.

300
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,066
Yeah. It's right
over there, dude.

301
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,652
Hey, where's Mom and Dad?

302
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,320
- Uh, they left already.
- What?

303
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,322
They told you to meet
them at the restaurant.

304
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,615
No!

305
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,787
Who's the kid?

306
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,415
Um, this is Russell.
(STAMMERING) He's my tutor.

307
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,792
This is the tutor?

308
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,652
Pleased to make
your acquaintance.

309
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,169
(SIGHS)

310
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,297
So many jokes, so little time.

311
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,011
Let's go meet girls.

312
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,596
- What?
- I must say I'm partial

313
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,764
to flight attendants.

314
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,101
Look, kid, the only place I'm
taking you is to a moon bounce.

315
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,937
Exceptional!

316
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,774
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

317
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,985
Hey, over here, son!

318
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,154
- Hi. This place is great!
- Yeah!

319
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,864
- Sit down.
- Yeah, I know,

320
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,701
- but, uh, we gotta go.
- What? Why?

321
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,413
'Cause of my soy sauce
allergy. I have a soy sauce allergy.

322
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,541
And one piece of Teriyaki, I'm
gonna swell up like a balloon.

323
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,001
And look at this.

324
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,804
I'm breaking out in
hives. You see that one?

325
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,380
- That's a hive.
- I don't see any hives.

326
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,589
They're invisible hives.

327
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,800
It's the worst kind of
hives, I read in a book once.

328
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,760
Yeah. And they're
eating me alive now.

329
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,637
(STAMMERING) And it hurts.

330
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,764
Louis... stop.

331
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,058
- We're staying.
- Okay, yeah.

332
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,561
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

333
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,980
Wow, a show.

334
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,611
Hey, hey, I'll take
this. Okay? Here.

335
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,864
- Louis!
- Let me just set you up...

336
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,784
(SINGING)<i> The
time of your life Ooh.</i>

337
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,872
<i>See that girl Watch that scene.</i>

338
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,666
<i>Digging the dancing queen...</i>

339
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,668
- (EILEEN CLAMORING)
- STEVE: Son!

340
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,463
Would you sit down? We're
trying to watch the show!

341
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:57,011
(SINGING)<i> Friday night
And the lights are low</i>

342
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,556
Steve, doesn't that
girl look just like...

343
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,183
Ren!

344
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,269
LOUIS: No! No, it's...

345
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,938
Look! Look! Look!
Look! Look over here!

346
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,316
I'm salting myself.
It's in my eyes.

347
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,610
Look at that. Look
at it, it's a wound.

348
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,445
It's a wound.

349
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,708
Thanks, Louis. I trusted you.

350
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,878
Ren, we thought you
were at your internship.

351
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,714
I haven't been going. I've
been coming here to sing.

352
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,009
Okay. Not following.

353
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,471
I've been working so hard, I
just needed to have some fun.

354
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,933
Yeah, yeah, she needed to have some fun
'cause, you know, she really works hard,

355
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,601
and, uh, she could use a break.

356
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,528
'Cause, you know,
everyone could use a break.

357
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,090
Even I could use a break.
Not that I work hard or anything.

358
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,816
But you know what?
I could use one,

359
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,234
- because...
- Enough.

360
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,486
I'm sorry that I lied to you.

361
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:59,156
Honey, why didn't you just tell
me you didn't want the internship?

362
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,991
Because I didn't
want to disappoint you.

363
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,910
Honey, we're not disappointed.

364
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,497
Everybody's got to blow off some steam
every once in a while, go a little crazy.

365
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,332
- Really?
- Really?

366
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,499
STEVE: Sure.

367
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,877
Remember during the playoffs
when I went to the Kings game

368
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,546
with my body painted
in the team colors

369
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,798
and ran around waving
my giant foam finger?

370
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,109
- (LOUIS LAUGHS)
- Actually, Daddy,

371
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,384
I tried to block that out.

372
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,511
Well, what Daddy
means is that...

373
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,724
every family deserves a
dose of wacky sometimes.

374
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,142
How about now?

375
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,561
- Nutty.
- Cuckoo!

376
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,937
(GIGGLING)

377
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,276
Ren? Ren, let me
explain something, okay?

378
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,610
Let me try to explain.

379
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,405
I did trail you,
and torture you,

380
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,948
and tell on you, but this...

381
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,617
This was all before you
were nice to me, okay?

382
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,871
And I did try to stop them
from finding out. Honest.

383
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,125
So, you still mad at me?

384
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,211
- You know, I'm not.
- (LOUIS CHUCKLES)

385
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,089
I'm actually relieved to
get this all out in the open.

386
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,216
So you forgive me, right?

387
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,635
Yeah. I forgive you.

388
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,473
(BASS GUITAR STRUMMING)

389
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:10,019
(SINGING)<i> Ain't got
no trouble in my life.</i>

390
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,856
<i>No foolish dream to make me cry.</i>

391
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,818
<i>I'm never frightened or worried.</i>

392
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,238
<i>I know I'll always get by.</i>

393
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,158
<i>- I heat up.
- Heat up</i>

394
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,327
<i>- I cool down.
- Cool down.</i>

395
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,872
<i>When something gets
in my way I go 'round it...</i>

396
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,500
- (CHUCKLES)
- Must be in the genes.

397
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,001
It is in the genes.

398
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:38,631
(SINGING)<i> Gonna take
it the way That I found it.</i>

399
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,883
<i>I got the music in me</i>

400
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:45,179
<i>I got the music in me
I got the music in me.</i>

401
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,847
<i>In me.</i>

402
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,974
<i>I got the music in me</i>

403
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:54,021
<i>I got the music in me, yeah.</i>

404
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,607
- Woo-ooh!
- (HOWLS)

405
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,319
Feel it, Lou, feel the beat.

406
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,197
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)