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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

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(ALARM RINGING)

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(SPRING BOINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(ELECTRIC WHIRRING)

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(EXPLOSION)

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And that, students,
is the colorful history

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- of the modern lawn rake.
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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Come on in, Ren.

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Class, Ren Stevens has
an announcement to make.

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Please give her
your full attention.

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Remember, we are
ladies and gentlemen.

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I'm going out to
scarf a burrito.

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- Back in five.
- Okay.

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Hello, students.

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As this year's coordinator

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for the school-wide
fundraising drive

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for the Beacon of Help,

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I want to encourage each and
every one of you to get involved.

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As I look out upon
my fellow students

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I see your eager faces,

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faces unafraid of
sweat and hard work.

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Do you want me to wake him?

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He's my brother. Let me do it.

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(SURF THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

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(SQUAWKING)

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Oh! Whoa. Whoa.

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- (REN SQUAWKS)
- (LOUIS GASPS)

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I want names, and
I'm not afraid to tango.

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As I was saying, this
Saturday I want all of you here

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to jog, rollerblade,
swim, paint fences,

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do whatever you're good at doing

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to get your friends and
family to pledge generously.

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Now, remember,
the more you work,

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the more they'll pledge.

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Any questions?

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Yeah, Louis, you can
go back to sleep now.

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Could you be any lazier?

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You know, I don't know.
I'll think about it, though.

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You know, I'm thinking that
I'll shooting baskets for charity.

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I'll get people to donate a
buck for every free throw I make.

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Well, that's a cool idea.

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Very cool, but what if
you don't make any, man?

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Please.

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Bank.

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- (LAUGHS)
- Whoa.

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- Hey, Tawny.
- Hi.

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ZACK: So, Louis, since
when did you board?

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Oh, since...

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I don't know, since
I was, like, uh, four.

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- ZACK: Oh, really?
- Yeah.

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Well, can you do,
like, a 50-50 grind?

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Or a boneless nose slide?

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No. See, 'cause I'm way over
that whole trick thing, you know?

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Yeah, you know, he's more
into, like, backpack skitching.

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Wh... whatever.

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Well, see you later, Tawny.

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- TAWNY: He's pretty good.
- No, nah, he's trying way too hard.

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Guys, check it out.

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Oh, dude, I can't wait.
Fun-tasia is gonna be so cool.

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I heard that there's
going to be, like, pizza

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and tons of video
games and stuff.

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I heard they have
virtual bowling.

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And for virtual bowling you
have to rent virtual bowling shoes.

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I hate that virtual nasty smell.

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It's almost like
those virtual nachos.

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They make you virtually bloated.

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(LAUGHING)

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Could you guys
virtually stop now?

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TAWNY: So, Louis,

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do you want to do something
together on Saturday?

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Saturday?

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- Cheese-like products?
- Oh, please, fill 'er up.

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Oh, yeah.

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Mm.

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(HORN HONKING)

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Where... Where'd you guys go?

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Louis, we have Ren's fundraiser.

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What else would
we do on Saturday?

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Yeah, you're right,
it's a fundraiser.

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- So you want to wash cars?
- Well, I don't know.

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Dirty cars, hot sun,
harsh detergent

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- on my delicate skin...
- Forget it.

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Come on, Louis, you
got to do something.

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Yeah, I know, I know. I just...

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(SIGHS) I got to find
some way to take advantage

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of my special talents, you know?

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(THEME MUSIC FROM
<i>2001: A Space Odyssey</i> PLAYS)

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Guys?

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What if I found a
way to help mankind

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without even getting
out of my pajamas?

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(SIGHS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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EILEEN: <i>Louis, let
me get this straight.</i>

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Starting tomorrow
for the next 48 hours

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you will be in a store
window lying in a bed?

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Well, uh, number
one, it's not just a bed.

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It's The Compu-Rest 3000

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and it's the world's
smartest bed.

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And two, I won't
just be lying there.

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I'll be dozing for dollars.

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Hello? Am I the only one who sees
this is a cheap scam to get out of work?

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Everyone else is gonna
be jogging or biking,

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and my brother's going to
be napping for the needy?

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"Napping for the Needy."

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That's awesome.
"Napping for the Needy."

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It rolls off the
tongue. It's even better

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- than "Dozing for Dollars."
- (SCOFFS)

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Oh, wow, wow. That is a TV.

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- It is indeed.
- Oh, yes.

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- Is that a DVD player?
- Oh, yes, it is. Uh-huh.

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Oh, you got <i>The Water Boy.</i>

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SALES CLERK: Plus,
an intercom system.

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Hiya, folks. How you
doing? (LAUGHS)

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For the next 48
hours, I want you to be

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- as comfortable as possible.
- Okay.

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So follow the bouncing salesman.
We have three types of beverage

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here in the fridge: cola,
red pop and root beer.

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Toaster oven, great for
making French bread.

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And, Louis, may
I introduce to you

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what may be the most
versatile bed on our planet,

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the Compu-Rest 3000.

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- Can I ask you a personal question?
- Yeah.

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Do you get enough circulation
in your feet when you sleep?

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- You know, I could use more.
- Done, son.

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The Compu-Rest 3000
adjusts to 75 different positions,

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has four Euro-style
vibrating modes,

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a lumbar sensitive,
temperature controlled mattress,

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plus a swing-out cup holder.

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Huh? Louis,

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this bed was originally
developed, I heard, for NASA,

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but it wouldn't fit
inside the shuttle.

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Mr. Chaney, I love
this bed. You know I do.

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And I hope that I'm worthy,

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and hopefully, it'll
bring you business for...

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Uh-uh-uh. Luigi, this has
nothing to do with business.

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This is about charity.

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- A good deed is its own reward.
- Yes.

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- (MIC FEEDBACK)
- Come one! Come all!

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Step right up to watch the
amazing boy in the window.

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Come on in for some fresh
coffee. Couches half off.

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Lou,

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you may be the bravest
young man that I've ever met.

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- No.
- Yes.

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(APPLAUSE)

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NEIL ARMSTRONG (OVER
RADIO): <i>That's one small step for man,</i>

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<i>one giant leap for mankind.</i>

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Woo!

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(APPLAUSE)

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He waved to us. The
Amazing Boy waved to us.

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MAN: All right.

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That's my son in there,
lounging like a champ.

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Hi, honey. We love you.

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Just look at him lounging there.

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He makes it look so easy.

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Family, he's lying in a bed.

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An untrained monkey
could lie in a bed.

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Not like Louis.

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- Let's get this to Foto-Mat.
- Good idea.

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See you, Lou.

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Channel Five News coming
through. Excuse me. Pardon me, Miss.

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Cynthia Mills here in
front of Chaney's Bed City.

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Today, throughout Sacramento

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kids are involved in
fundraising events.

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But one special young man

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has captured our
hearts, our imagination.

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I'm here to ask a few questions.

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What is your name, sir?

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Hi, Cyn. Hi. Can
I call you "Cyn"?

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- I'm Louis Stevens.
- Louis.

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How did you come
up with the idea

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to live and sleep in a
window for two days?

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I'd tell you it was
a dream I had,

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but that would give this whole thing
a false magical quality, you know?

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Louis, could you tell the public

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a little about the charity
you are napping for?

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The charity? It's
a great charity.

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It's called, uh, Bacon
of... Hoping for Bacon...

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It's the Beacon of Help,
Louis. It's on your T-shirt.

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They've been aiding the
underprivileged since 1961.

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What is your name, Miss?
And what is your affiliation

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- with Sacramento's super kid...
- LOUIS: My sister.

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- Louis Stevens?
- Well, I'm Ren Stevens.

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I'm Louis's sister.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

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But more importantly, I'm
the fundraising coordinator.

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You are a very
articulate young woman.

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Would you grant us an interview?

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- LOUIS: Yeah.
- Me? Really? Well, sure.

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What's there to say
about me? Not much,

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because before I was a coordinator
I was just a class president,

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- and then...
- Fascinating. So...

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what's it like
being Louis' sister?

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- (LOUIS IMITATES FARTING)
- Is he always amazing?

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- (GRUNTS)
- He's never amazing.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm
getting some very exciting news.

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Ren, is it true

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that when Louis
rides in the back seat

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he likes the window halfway down

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so that it is breezy,
but not too breezy?

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Lady! It's a kid in a bed! Am I
the only one who's not crazy?

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- Hey! The Amazing Boy's doing tricks.
- (APPLAUSE)

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(MOUTHING WORDS)

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(CHEERING)

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Hey, look. It's a
dog on a skateboard.

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Now, that's really amazing.

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Hey, Louis.

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Hey. Twitty, let me
show you something.

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If I put a raisin...

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If I put a raisin right here
on my chin, and I do this...

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it'll go down to my bellybutton.

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Sounds cool, but I got to
get over to Fun-tasia, so, uh...

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Fun-tasia?

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Yeah. The owner's opening
it for a special preview.

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They're inviting everybody
that did the fundraiser.

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We're talking free video games.

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I never thought that I'd
actually say that sentence.

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- Well, I'm so there, man.
- Whoa, dude.

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Aren't you supposed to
stay in bed for two days?

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Dude, we're talking
Fun-tasia here, virtual bowling.

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I can stay here next week.

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Hey, sport. How you doing?

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Honey, we all saw you on TV,
and we're all so proud of you.

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Uh, Louis, do you think
you could just fix your hair

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a little bit before
the next telecast?

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STEVE: Your commitment
has inspired everyone.

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Your mom and I are helping out at
a soup kitchen tomorrow morning.

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And I'm donating
my ankle weights

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to less fortunate
skinny-legged kids.

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Honey, if we're going to
get up at 5:00 in the morning

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we shouldn't stay at Fun-tasia

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- too long.
- Hmm.

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What? Wait a minute.
You're going to Fun-tasia, too?

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Yeah. I can't wait to try
that motorcycle racing game.

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In fact, my secret
fantasy's always been

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to peel out on a big, shiny hog.

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(IMITATING REVVING)
Ha-ha! See ya, Lou.

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You know Louis, this whole
bed thing is really working out.

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You should think about
doing it for the next few years.

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Hey, Louis. How's it going?

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Oh, hey, Tawny. Let me guess.
You're on your way to Fun-tasia, right?

241
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,011
Yeah. I'm not really
into video games,

242
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:43,162
but after washing cars all day,
I sure could use a free sundae.

243
00:12:46,582 --> 00:12:47,709
Free sundaes?

244
00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:50,753
I mean, uh, so how
was washing cars?

245
00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:53,172
Not bad, actually.
Zack helped me.

246
00:12:53,787 --> 00:12:56,301
Zack? So you spent
the whole day with Zack?

247
00:12:56,801 --> 00:12:59,283
Yeah. We ended up
having a cool time together.

248
00:13:03,675 --> 00:13:05,093
(MALE SINGER SINGING)

249
00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:07,979
<i>It's me for you.</i>

250
00:13:08,813 --> 00:13:11,691
<i>And you for me.</i>

251
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:16,904
<i>We'll be together.</i>

252
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:22,060
<i>For all eternity...</i>

253
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,347
- (RECORD SCRATCHING)
- ZACK: Hey, I picked us up

254
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,790
some jerky sticks to eat
on the way over to Fun-tasia.

255
00:13:27,957 --> 00:13:29,250
I bit the top off the wrapper

256
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,044
so it'd be easier
for you to open.

257
00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:35,298
So, Louis, did Tawny tell
you we washed 25 cars today?

258
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,205
Oh, no. No, she didn't.

259
00:13:37,382 --> 00:13:39,218
Did you happen to catch
the six o'clock news?

260
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:40,595
Oh, actually I did.

261
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,556
They had this roller-skating
dog on. He totally rocked.

262
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,769
Well, come on, Tawny,
we'd better get to Fun-tasia.

263
00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:50,897
Um, see ya, Louis.
Have a nice nap.

264
00:13:55,384 --> 00:13:56,426
Bye.

265
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:07,038
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

266
00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:13,753
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Mwah!

267
00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:24,931
- (BOTH YELLING)
- You are an animal!

268
00:14:28,393 --> 00:14:29,560
Oh!

269
00:14:29,894 --> 00:14:30,937
(LAUGHS)

270
00:14:31,229 --> 00:14:32,313
- Yeah!
- (INAUDIBLE)

271
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,606
Whoa!

272
00:14:34,732 --> 00:14:36,109
LOUIS: Look, it kind of bites.

273
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,820
I really shouldn't be talking
to you about my problems.

274
00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:41,155
It's just that
everyone's at Fun-tasia,

275
00:14:41,572 --> 00:14:43,616
and I'm stuck
here in a glass box.

276
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,494
I can't believe Tawny
is with Zack. Hmm!

277
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,579
I've seen the guy in gym class.

278
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:49,997
Thinks he's a big shot.

279
00:14:50,415 --> 00:14:52,458
Because he showers
and wears deodorant.

280
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,168
Tawny's so cool.

281
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,879
But sometimes I wonder
if she really gets me.

282
00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:59,279
You get me, right?

283
00:15:04,682 --> 00:15:07,140
Hey! I'm talking to you!

284
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,724
I'm talking to you!

285
00:15:08,891 --> 00:15:11,352
(LOUD WHIRRING)

286
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,817
Stupid bed!

287
00:15:19,735 --> 00:15:21,320
(WHIRRING STOPS)

288
00:15:30,037 --> 00:15:33,124
<i>Cynthia Mills here
live at Fun-tasia</i>

289
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,085
<i>at what Sacramento-oids...
Sacramentoids...</i>

290
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:38,880
<i>People from Sacramento
are calling the bash</i>

291
00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:40,966
<i>- of the new millennium.
- What's up, Sacramento?</i>

292
00:15:41,299 --> 00:15:43,176
<i>Just listen to these
kids having fun.</i>

293
00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:45,678
<i>I know what this
reporter will be doing</i>

294
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,514
<i>when her shift is
over.</i> (SHRIEKS)

295
00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:52,059
- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CHEERING)

296
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,895
ALL:<i> Hi!</i>

297
00:15:54,962 --> 00:15:56,402
CYNTHIA: <i>Back to you, Hal.</i>

298
00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:02,695
Now, this would be
an awesome place

299
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,655
for my band to kick
off its world tour.

300
00:16:04,989 --> 00:16:07,450
You know, and maybe I could
get Santana to open for me.

301
00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:08,826
(PHONE RINGING)

302
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,412
Hey, Alan, your whipped
cream, it's ringing.

303
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,542
Talk to me.

304
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:18,681
Zack and Tawny are
having way too much fun.

305
00:16:18,753 --> 00:16:20,296
You've got to split
them up, okay?

306
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:21,506
Who is this?

307
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:22,965
It's Louis.

308
00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:24,884
Oh, hey, are you
still in the window?

309
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,135
I'm still in the window.

310
00:16:27,214 --> 00:16:28,638
And you can hear the music?

311
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:30,932
No, I saw you guys on TV.

312
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,392
Really? So how'd I look?

313
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,102
(LOUD WHIRRING)

314
00:16:35,543 --> 00:16:37,313
Knock it off! I'm warning you!

315
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,190
Sorry, man, I just asked.

316
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:41,801
Ew.

317
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,778
Hi, Louis.

318
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,858
I just wanted to apologize
for criticizing you.

319
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,909
I first thought that you
just wanted to get off easy,

320
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:51,516
but now I realize
that while everyone

321
00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:55,081
is having a ton of fun here,
you're sticking to your commitment

322
00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:56,958
<i>in that tiny cramped window.</i>

323
00:16:57,124 --> 00:16:58,292
Oh, I got to go.

324
00:16:58,459 --> 00:17:01,587
They're bringing out cheese
sticks that are, like, a foot long. Bye.

325
00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:05,174
That was Ren.

326
00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:06,831
I kind of figured that out.

327
00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:09,971
Can I talk to Tawny?

328
00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:11,473
All right.

329
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,477
Hey, Tawny, Louis
wants to talk to you.

330
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,813
Sorry, it's kind of sticky.

331
00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:21,023
Hey, sleepyhead.

332
00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:24,819
Oh, hey, Tawny.
Um, listen, it's Louis.

333
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,822
(CHEERING)

334
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,783
I made a really
stupid mistake today.

335
00:17:31,242 --> 00:17:32,952
I should've come with
you and washed cars.

336
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,954
Instead I took the
easy way out and...

337
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:38,016
I bet it would've been a lot
of fun to hang out, you know.

338
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,751
You and me... together?

339
00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:42,837
Oh, Louis, I didn't
hear a word you said.

340
00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:45,298
Zack won more tokens
so I got to go. Bye.

341
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:46,966
No, wait...

342
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,099
(PANTING)

343
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,935
That's it. Forget commitment.

344
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,772
I'm done, through! You
can eat my sheets, bed!

345
00:18:02,189 --> 00:18:03,983
- Eat my... Ow!
- (LOUD WHIRRING)

346
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,359
Get it off!

347
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:11,699
(GROANING)

348
00:18:12,976 --> 00:18:15,684
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

349
00:18:18,623 --> 00:18:20,416
- BOTH: Oh!
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

350
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:21,792
ZACK: You ready?

351
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,544
(FOOTSTEPS)

352
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:27,923
Oh! Zack? Zack?

353
00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:30,801
They just announced you
won a raffle in the parking lot.

354
00:18:31,052 --> 00:18:34,055
- I didn't buy a raffle ticket.
- I uh, I bought one for you.

355
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:36,140
I mean, what are
friends for, right?

356
00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:37,892
- Thanks, man.
- Go, man, come on, run.

357
00:18:43,064 --> 00:18:45,566
- (LOUD WHIRRING)
- (LOUIS GROANING)

358
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,906
(GRUNTING)

359
00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:53,995
Hmm.

360
00:18:55,993 --> 00:18:58,746
You know, the gunk's getting a
little crusty around the corners.

361
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,207
(GRUNTING)

362
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,793
TAWNY: Right now.
Whatever. Oh, whoa.

363
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:05,503
- (LAUGHS)
- Hey, thanks, man.

364
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:07,588
Great prize, 20 bucks.

365
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:09,131
- No way.
- Yeah.

366
00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:11,550
They're giving them out
in the parking lot. Go! Run!

367
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,180
Had to get rid of that guy.

368
00:19:16,347 --> 00:19:18,766
I may not be quick,
but I'm vengeful.

369
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,354
(GROANS)

370
00:19:24,438 --> 00:19:27,274
(WHIRRING)

371
00:19:28,943 --> 00:19:31,237
(YELLING)

372
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,614
No! What are you doing?

373
00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:37,660
Why?

374
00:19:39,203 --> 00:19:40,329
(SCREAMS)

375
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,798
So, like, what do
you want to do next?

376
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,883
Ready for some virtual bowling?

377
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,427
Well, that depends.

378
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,346
Does that mean we're going to
have to rent virtual bowling shoes?

379
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,266
Wait a second.

380
00:20:00,474 --> 00:20:01,809
If we're virtual bowling

381
00:20:01,976 --> 00:20:03,978
then why would you need shoes?

382
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,605
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
That's... That's the joke part.

383
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,568
- The bowling or the shoes?
- The whole thing.

384
00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:15,281
Oh. Good one. (FORCED LAUGH)

385
00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:17,116
(INAUDIBLE)

386
00:20:17,324 --> 00:20:18,534
(SIGHS)

387
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:24,009
Let go of me, you devil bed!

388
00:20:26,842 --> 00:20:29,303
(GROANS)

389
00:20:38,387 --> 00:20:41,964
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS)

390
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,448
Are you okay?

391
00:20:44,631 --> 00:20:46,839
I can hear you screaming
through the intercom.

392
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,622
What are you doing here?

393
00:20:49,899 --> 00:20:53,402
Oh, just thought I'd come out
and watch a little mattress rodeo.

394
00:20:53,803 --> 00:20:55,568
That's cool. So, uh...

395
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,114
why aren't you with Zack?

396
00:20:57,323 --> 00:21:00,493
Zack's okay, but he doesn't
laugh at the stupid stuff

397
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:01,744
like we do.

398
00:21:02,611 --> 00:21:04,997
Oh, you mean like the bad
dubbing in karate movies?

399
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,165
(DEEP VOICE) I'm here

400
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,000
to avenge my brother.
(MOUTHING SENTENCE)

401
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,127
- Now...
- (LAUGHING)

402
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,172
You'll feel the wrath, infidel.
(MOUTHING SENTENCE)

403
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:16,091
Or how about the way Mrs.
Wolf always spits when she says,

404
00:21:16,258 --> 00:21:18,093
(SPLUTTERING) "Photosynthesis."

405
00:21:18,552 --> 00:21:20,513
"Sorry, kids, did
I get you there?"

406
00:21:20,721 --> 00:21:21,931
(LAUGHING)

407
00:21:22,139 --> 00:21:23,974
So you're really
going to stick this out?

408
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:26,310
Well, yeah. I mean,
I came this far.

409
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,921
That's pretty cool, Louis.

410
00:21:29,541 --> 00:21:32,274
Besides, I really think
I've got the hang of it now.

411
00:21:32,912 --> 00:21:34,694
(GRUNTS) Let's see here...

412
00:21:37,238 --> 00:21:39,698
Oh, jeez... Down, bed!

413
00:21:40,115 --> 00:21:41,659
- No!
- (LAUGHS)

414
00:21:47,623 --> 00:21:50,501
Oh, swish, baby!
Nothing but air!

415
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,879
That's right, money, money.
Who's the man, who the man.

416
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,173
DOG: You the man! (BARKS)

417
00:21:56,665 --> 00:21:59,343
You got that right.
It's the Don-amatic.

418
00:21:59,593 --> 00:22:01,637
Yeah! (IMITATES
MARTIAL ARTS YELL)

419
00:22:02,263 --> 00:22:03,264
Oh!