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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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Can I get some
ravioli, too, please?

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- Thank you.
- (SIGHS)

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Hey, Louis, how'd you get
that B In Miss Robek's class?

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You really wanna know?

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Yeah, man, that's kind
of why I'm asking you.

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Well, you really wanna know how?

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("THE GODFATHER"
THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

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Oh, man, here it comes.

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(IMITATING DON CORLEONE) I
made her an offer she couldn't refuse.

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Dude, work on some
new material, okay?

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New material? What are you...

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What are you talk... Have
you ever been to Vegas?

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'Cause in Vegas,
they pay big dollar-inis

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for impressions
like that, my friend.

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I got a new one.

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(IMITATING MALLOY IN "ON THE
WATERFRONT") I could've been a contender.

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That's new. See?

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(IMITATING STANLEY FROM "A
STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE") Stella!

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Oh, my god. You just totally
Hit him in the face, man.

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- I'm sorry, man. Really sorry.
- No problem.

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Just as long as
it's not the nose.

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- Anything but the nose.
- All right.

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- Hey, Twitty.
- Hey, what's up, Blake?

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Never let it be said That Blake
Thompson doesn't do his own stunts.

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(LAUGHING)

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This guy, huh?

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- LOUIS: Yeah, he's pretty...
- Hey.

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All right.

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May I have your attention,
please? Your attention, people.

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Excuse me, people. May I
have your attention, please?

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- Knock. Knock. Hi.
- If we don't answer her

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- maybe she'll go away. (LAUGHS)
- (REN SCOFFS)

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I say enough is
enough with this food.

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Now, I'm your policy
monitor and I am here

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to serve you.

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In that case, can you bring me
another piece of chocolate cake? Thanks!

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(LAUGHTER)

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You want me to invite him
outside for a little chat-arera?

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No, no, no, just ignore him.

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Ahem. Now, I've been
talking to Principal Wexler,

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and he's allowing us
to make some changes.

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From here on out, we're
gonna choose our own menus.

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That is...

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if the requests are in line

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financially and nutritionally
with district policy.

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(SNORING LOUDLY)

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(LAUGHTER)

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(COUGHS DRAMATICALLY)

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Oh, was I sleeping, Ren?

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I'm so sorry.

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(LAUGHING) I'm so sorry,
Ren. I really didn't mean it.

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(COUGHING)

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All right, I've just had enough
of him. Let's get out of here.

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Yeah, let's go.

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Not cool.

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It was so cool.
On my last audition

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I was hanging from a helicopter,
right? I mean, I do my own stunts.

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I don't use any of
that, like, C.G.I. stuff.

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Yeah, Blake did a Doc
Dennier's hot dog commercial

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like, a couple of years ago.

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Doc Dennier's?

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Right. Doc
Dennier's. That's right.

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Yep, man, Blake's
all about acting.

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I love that commercial.
I remember the song.

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Goes, um...

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(SINGING)<i> If it's not Doc
Dennier's You're just eating wieners.</i>

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TWITTY: Yeah, man, that's him.

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- LOUIS: Remember that commercial?
- I don't eat wieners.

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Okay.

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Then I did this camera
commercial with Agassi.

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And you know what, I beat
him in a couple of games.

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See, there's a guy
who's appreciated.

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But the best commercial I
ever did was in Hawaii. Right?

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And it was on the lip of
this volcano. It was just...

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It was the coolest
thing... (COUGHS)

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What's that there?
Is that Shakespeare?

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TWITTY: Probably.

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You guys, I think he's choking.

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No, he's not.

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Oh, jeez!

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He is choking. Tawny,
go to the safety poster.

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You go boil some water.

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Excuse me. Excuse
me. What are you doing?

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- I think I'm getting it out.
- LOUIS: You're not getting it!

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Go help her! Go help her!

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- "Wrap arms around victim's waist."
- Right.

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- "Thumb over naval."
- I got that.

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"Grasp fist with other hand.

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- "Upward thrusts!" Quick!
- I'm thrusting!

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Please save him!
He's too talented to die!

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I'm thrusting!

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- Thrust!
- (GRUNTS)

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Needs... salt.

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(PANTING) You saved my life.

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You're Stevens, right?

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Yeah, I'm st... Louis Stevens.

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- You got some gravy right on your...
- Oh.

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(APPLAUSE)

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Blake! Blake! Oh, Blake!

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Last time I had this many
people pay attention to me

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- I had a "kick me" sign on my back.
- Oh, yeah.

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Remember the kick...
Remember the "kick me" sign?

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It's not that funny.

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What?

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Do you remember
the "kick me" sign?

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Louis, allow me.

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- Ivan.
- Yeah?

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Whoa.

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Your days of being a
regular guy are over, Louis.

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As of now, you are officially
one of my entourage.

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LOUIS: Here's my shoe.

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In fact, you're my
main man, Louis.

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Wait a second. I thought
I was your main man.

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Did you save my life?
This man is a genuine hero.

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Hey Louis, I saw you doing a
<i>Godfather</i> impression earlier.

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You saw that?

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I just do that for my friends. It's
not like real acting or anything.

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Show me. I'd love to see it.

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("THE GODFATHER"
THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

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(IMITATING DON CORLEONE) I
made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

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What you doing, Mr. Twitty?

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Hey. I'm just... keeping
an eye on Louis.

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That's what I like about you.

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Even though you walk
through your life without a care,

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you're good to your
friends. Here. Take this.

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Thanks.

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You know, uh, Louis saved
the guy's life. It's pretty big news.

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But I know that whenever Blake
and his show-biz pals are involved

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there's gotta be trouble.

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Twitty, don't worry.

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No one knows the real
Louis better than I do.

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Deep down he's classy, caring...

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very, very intelligent.

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I love you guys.

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Hey, that was great,
huh? That was great, man.

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That's so cool.

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- I think I'll keep an eye on him, too.
- Yeah.

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- Let's get out of here.
- LOUIS: Okay.

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Clean this up.

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(IMITATING AUSTIN
POWERS) Groovy, baby. Yeah.

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What's up?

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What are you doing?

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Oh, this?

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Just trying out some new
routines for my new crew.

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Your new crew? Listen to you

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with your overnight popularity.

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You're starting to sound like
Larry Beale. Translation: Eww!

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What's wrong with you?

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I think I lost my mojo.

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(SNICKERS) No. You
never had a mojo. Trust me.

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You're probably right.

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What? You're not
gonna yell at me?

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Help. Dr. Evil's replaced my
sister with some cheap, ugly robot!

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I work day and night

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to help to improve the
food in our school cafeteria,

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and Beale is just not
making it any easier.

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Ren, it's not that important.

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- (SIGHS)
- Just relax for five minutes.

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A: You might have some fun.

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And B: Beale would have
nothing to tease you about.

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I'm sorry, but that's
just not the way I work.

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Suit yourself...

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baby. Ha!

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Eww!

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No, I'm not gonna..

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No, that's not something
I'm gonna be doing.

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Because, I mean, do you know who
I am? I mean, it's not gonna happen.

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No. No, no, no, no, no.

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The kind of thing I would do...
No. No, you're not listening to me.

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What I'm saying is, it's just not
what happens with Blake Thompson.

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- It's just not gonna...
- And then I said to the teacher...

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If Blake doesn't feel
it'd be good for him

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I don't think he should have to
do it. You know what I'm saying?

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LOUIS: The teacher, I swear...

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Yeah, yeah, I'm still...
I'm still here. Uh-huh.

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I'm a very... important person.

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This is not the kind of
thing I would do... No!

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No, you're not listening to me. What
I'm saying is it's not gonna happen.

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No. No, no, no, no, no.

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Blake, you gotta come
see Louis, man. It's hilarious.

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Yeah? Since when Louis
became the center of the universe?

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I just thought maybe you'd like some
of his jokes or something, that's all.

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Dude, grow up. The guy's a dork.

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Yeah.

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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
I was kidding. Total dork.

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I'll see you later.

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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No. No.

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Okay, fine, Mom, you win.
I'll clean my room. Geez.

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I gotta go.

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All right, I gotta go,
guys. It's getting late.

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Um...

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don't worry, there's more
of me where that came from.

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Uh, tell Blake... send
my love to Blake.

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All right. Thank you.

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- Are you chopping hedges?
- No, I've been observing you.

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- I'm so scared.
- I'm gonna make this short.

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Louis, you may not know
this, but I'm fond of you.

204
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,897
And so is Twitty.
But we think...

205
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We're worried you've
become a pod person.

206
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So, so, now that I have
new friends I'm a pod person?

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- Don't take this the wrong way.
- I can't help it.

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Every day, it's been like,
"Louis, stop with the Brando."

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"Louis, get a new act."

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How am I supposed to feel?

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- You're taking this the wrong way.
- No, I'm not.

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You guys just don't want
me to have new friends.

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00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,338
And... maybe you
guys are the pod people.

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This thing is full.

215
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It is.

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I hadn't checked
it in a couple days

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but suddenly, the responses
appear to be incredible.

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- (REN CHUCKLES)
- You go, Miss Policy Monitor.

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(BOTH GIGGLE)

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I can make a difference,
Beale or no Beale.

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- CHARLOTTE: Yeah.
- All right.

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Ahem. "Things would
certainly improve in the cafeteria

223
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"if Ren Stevens would keep
her skinny butt out of here"?

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Don't tell me.

225
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- Larry Beale.
- Mm-hmm.

226
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What a surprise.

227
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"Can you please do something
about the tuna casserole?"

228
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,009
"It smells like Ren
Stevens' breath."

229
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,387
"Signed, Lawrence
Anthony Beale."

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Argh!

231
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"Best way to improve the cafeteria
is for Ren Stevens to eat outside."

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- CHARLOTTE: Don't tell me.
- Beale.

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Larry stuffed the box.

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I'm so sorry, Ren.

235
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It's okay. Maybe my brother's
right. It's just easier not to care.

236
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Stevens!

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00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,055
(IMITATING AUSTIN
POWERS) Gagalicious, baby.

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(SIGHS)

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What's with the Stevens?
Hmm? My name's Louis.

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00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,095
Or you can call me Austin.
That's gagalicious, baby.

241
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,598
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
It's old and tired, baby.

242
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,392
- That was good.
- Thanks for the compliment.

243
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,496
- Now, beat it. I'm getting sick of you.
- You said you liked my <i>Godfather</i>.

244
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,606
How many times do I
have to watch you die?

245
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,858
I mean, you're like a
mosquito that keeps biting me.

246
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,570
I don't know if you
forgot, but I saved your life.

247
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,156
That's right. You saved
my life. So I tolerated you.

248
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,867
But now, your 15
minutes of fame are over.

249
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,620
Listen, you go back and
hang with "your friends,"

250
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,121
and I'll go hang with mine.

251
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,566
- Hey, Louis, how's it going, man?
- It's great. Going great.

252
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,925
Why wouldn't it be going great?

253
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:42,053
I don't know. I thought there
had been a little bad blood

254
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,514
- between you and Blake.
- No, there's no bad blood.

255
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,190
There's no blood. Do I
look like I'm bleeding?

256
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,769
Me and Blake are tight.

257
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,939
LOUIS: <i>Yep, things are
definitely looking on the bright side.</i>

258
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,485
(THUNDER CLAPS)

259
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,364
- So, uh, things are okay with you guys?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

260
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,776
In fact, he's probably
waiting for me right now, dude.

261
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,159
Where you going?

262
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,954
Blake's waiting for me
right around the corner.

263
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,291
We'll hang soon, okay?
Don't worry about it.

264
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,001
All right. Later.

265
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,262
You know,

266
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,682
I must say I've developed
quite a taste for this meatloaf.

267
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,059
Yeah, I guess it's okay.

268
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:33,062
Uh, I hope my comments were
helpful on the school cafeteria.

269
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,483
Um... what's up
with your friend?

270
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,238
You got what you
wanted, Mr. Larry Beale.

271
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,615
She's officially resigned
from public service.

272
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,908
Are you happy?

273
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,037
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, why not?

274
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,955
- (SCOFFS)
- Oh!

275
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,290
Oh!

276
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,877
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)

277
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,904
(SIGHS)

278
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,572
Okay.

279
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,783
For those of you
keeping score at home

280
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,118
my new friends...
They don't like me.

281
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,287
My old friends...
They don't like me.

282
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,457
So I guess the
score is, friends, zero

283
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,167
Louis, really zero.

284
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,295
I don't know. I guess
maybe next time

285
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,382
I'll think twice before
I save a guy's life.

286
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:45,718
Okay.

287
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,226
MAN: (ON TV) <i>Oh, Donna, I've
loved you ever since I returned</i>

288
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,603
<i>from Spanky's Retreat
For Confused Men.</i>

289
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,438
<i>I missed you terribly.</i>

290
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:02,151
Ren, you don't normally watch
<i>The Old and The Beautiful.</i>

291
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,112
- Is something wrong?
- Oh, well,

292
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,614
disillusionment,
shattered dreams, grief.

293
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,742
Mm. Usual teenage girl stuff?

294
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,745
(SIGHS) It's politics, Mom.

295
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,289
I know that you have
to have a thick skin.

296
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,792
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- I'll be right back.

297
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,670
WOMAN: (ON TV) <i>I
missed you, too, Todd.</i>

298
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:24,674
<i>I think I... I... I'm
falling in like with you.</i>

299
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,968
Oh, Donna, don't you do that.

300
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,095
Ren, Larry's here.

301
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,014
REN: Beale?

302
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,850
Larry, I was gonna start dinner.

303
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,852
- Will you be staying?
- No, thank you, Senator.

304
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,395
- I'll only be a minute.
- Okay.

305
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,688
And might I add

306
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:42,400
- you're getting lovelier every day.
- Aw, thank you, Larry.

307
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,446
Oh, that Todd is a
hound. Last season,

308
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,157
- he dated every girl on the show.
- What are you doing here?

309
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,410
I was in the neighborhood
so I came by to say I'm sorry...

310
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,412
if I've been ragging
on you too hard.

311
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,998
That's okay, 'cause I've
accepted the fact that...

312
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,709
everyone doesn't take
me seriously anymore.

313
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,335
So you're just gonna give up?

314
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,463
Look, ever since fifth grade

315
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,257
we've been competing against
each other. And I've been beating you.

316
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,010
Hah! In your dreams, Beale.

317
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,221
What I'm trying to say
is, you can't stop trying.

318
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,932
If there's no Ren Stevens,

319
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,559
there's no Larry Beale.

320
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,522
- Um... I'd better go now.
- Well, hey, um...

321
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,650
You sure you don't wanna
stay and watch Donna and Todd?

322
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,444
I have a feeling she's
gonna kick his butt.

323
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,987
Uh... No. (CHUCKLES)

324
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,448
I think I had enough
soap operas for one day.

325
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,118
Okay.

326
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,707
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

327
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,769
BOY: Back up the
car, I'll wet it down.

328
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,356
(ENGINE REVVING)

329
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,900
Now's my chance.

330
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,907
- What the... What...
- LOUIS: Huh-oh!

331
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,118
- Stevens!
- I just saved your life.

332
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,330
The car was coming out and
was backing up right into you!

333
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,249
- It was gonna crush you!
- Look at me!

334
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,753
- I'll help you out.
- Just stop it!

335
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,465
I'm a genuine hero.
I'm a Dudley Do-Right.

336
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,426
I'm saving your life
over and over and over!

337
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,887
Just stay away from me forever!

338
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,933
Oh, jeez.

339
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,769
- Whoa!
- Really "whoa," man.

340
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,313
What's with all this
Dudley Do-Right stuff?

341
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,690
I've seen it before.

342
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,900
My mother had a
patient like this once.

343
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,069
A 76-year-old man
woke up one morning

344
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,531
and told his wife he only
wanted to be called "freak nasty."

345
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,116
Are you serious?

346
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,201
Louis' constant
craving for approval

347
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,885
combined with his
youngest child syndrome

348
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,914
has basically split
his personality in two.

349
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,292
So what are we gonna do?

350
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,919
We've gotta shock
him back into reality.

351
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,172
This calls for drastic measures.

352
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,675
How drastic are we talking here?

353
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,802
Because I kinda have
basketball practice at 4:30.

354
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,846
You'll see.

355
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,954
TAWNY: Help. Help.
Damsel in distress.

356
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,501
Kind stranger, save me, please.

357
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,254
Whoa! What... Tawny?

358
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,923
What the heck are you doing?

359
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,926
This isn't another one
of your protests, is it?

360
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,928
Are you gonna save me or not?

361
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,389
- Save you from what?
- (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

362
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,935
- (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
- LOUIS: Twitty?

363
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,356
You guys have
completely lost your minds.

364
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,776
(SCOFF) Okay, I'm gonna
walk you through this.

365
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,903
- LOUIS: Good.
- I'm tied to the tracks.

366
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,571
The train is coming.

367
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,406
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

368
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,770
The hero... That would be you...

369
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,912
rides up on his bike and
saves me in the nick of time.

370
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,539
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

371
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,922
Oh, no, it's the evil Twitty.

372
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,676
Save my life, and I will
forever be your friend.

373
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,761
- Hmm?
- Beats the Heimlich maneuver.

374
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,682
Oh. (CHUCKLES) Oh, okay.

375
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,351
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

376
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,152
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

377
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,988
Now isn't this the part where
you tell me I'm your hero

378
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,365
and you kiss me?

379
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,492
Don't push it.

380
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,078
(LAUGHS EVILLY)

381
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,165
- LOUIS: You guys are pathetic.
- We're pathetic?

382
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,085
Hey, you're the one who couldn't
admit he was dumped, all right?

383
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,130
Yeah. And in case you
missed it, we just rescued you.

384
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,883
All right, I guess
I am pathetic.

385
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,598
I guess for a while
there I did act like a jerk.

386
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,305
Hey, it's the curse
of the popular, okay?

387
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,891
It happens to the best of us.

388
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,358
I can't believe you guys
went through all this.

389
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,813
To get me back in the groove.

390
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,816
- Dude, we're friends.
- Yeah, we are.

391
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,861
I'm never gonna forget this.

392
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,238
- Yeah, I'm tearing up here.
- (LAUGHS)

393
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,240
Oh, yeah. And, by the way

394
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,117
you owe us 30
bucks for the train ride.

395
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,036
- Thirty bucks?!
- (LAUGHS)

396
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,706
What do you mean, 30 bucks?
That's not funny. I have to...

397
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,173
Okay, guys, I just wanted
to take a couple of minutes

398
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,425
to once again remind
and encourage you

399
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,427
to put suggestions
in the suggestion box.

400
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,389
So feel free to say whatever you
want because it's strictly confidential.

401
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,809
So you can be open and
honest. Just fill out one of these.

402
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,229
Any, uh... comments? Thoughts?

403
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:16,859
Yeah, I think that there ought to be
some kind of soy items on the menu.

404
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,321
Hey, Ivan, you heard the
lady. You have a suggestion

405
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,490
you fill it out and
put it in the box.

406
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,201
(CHUCKLES)

407
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,038
Continue, Miss Policy Monitor.

408
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,374
Yeah. Thanks, Larry.

409
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:35,878
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

410
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:38,130
It's good things are back
to normal between us.

411
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,302
- Things are back to normal, right?
- Um...

412
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,930
wait a second.

413
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,436
Okay, now they're
back to normal.

414
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,022
(LAUGHING)

415
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,407
(THEME SONG PLAYING)