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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)

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(SLURPING)

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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)

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(EXPLOSION)

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REN: With the amount of money
we had to spend, we did pretty well.

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CHARLOTTE: Yeah.
Tape, confetti, streamers.

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Hey.

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- Here's my retainer.
- (LAUGHS)

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Hey, you think we have enough
money left over to hire a blimp?

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With one of those lit-up signs
saying "Lawrence Junior High Dance."

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"Decorated by best
friends: Charlotte and Ren."

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- Oh, you go, girl.
- No, you go, girl.

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- (GIGGLING)
- We are gonna have this gym

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decorated like a
total '80s-new-wave...

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- Devo-Madonna...
- Flashdance party in no time.

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Totally.

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REN: Oh, my!

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CHARLOTTE: I think we're
gonna need a few more decorations.

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REN: Uh-huh.

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(REN SIGHS)

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Gosh, we're gonna have to work every
night this week to pull that place off.

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I'm totally with you, -every night.
- Good.

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Except tonight's not good.

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I'm having dinner with my friend,
Yvette. You know, I told you about her.

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My old friend in town from Topeka.
She's only in town for a couple of days.

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- Yeah.
- Do you, like, totally hate me?

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Not... totally.

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- Oh, just kidding.
- (CHARLOTTE CHUCKLES)

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- Oh, messed up.
- That's okay. You're the best.

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- Thank you. Bye.
- Thank you.

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Mm, mm, mm. This
is a Stevens special.

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It's the best one yet.
What do you think, Twitty?

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I think you can't even tell
this used to be a kitchen.

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Oh, yeah, and by the way,
when you baby-sit my little brother.

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- Friday...
- Mm.

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You know, I think you should
eat before you come over.

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- You know, just to be safe.
- Whatever, dude.

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While you're moonwalking the
night away at the school dance...

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I'll be raking in the
baby-sitter bucks.

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(MUFFLED) I'm really sorry, Mom.

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Thank you, Louis, but
I've already moisturized.

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- Who's baby-sitting?
- I'm baby-sitting Twitty's little brother

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the night of the school dance.

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(LAUGHS) And who's
gonna watch you?

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(LAUGHING)

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Hey, you in the mom suit, I'm
the only funny one around here.

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Ma'am.

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Mommy, ma'am.

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Louis, baby-sitting is
a huge responsibility.

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Now, your father and I
are chaperoning the dance.

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We won't even be
here if you need us.

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I don't need you,
Mom. I'm responsible.

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- Am I responsible?
- (GULPS)

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Oh, yeah, you're responsible
for the tornado that hit this kitchen,

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which you are going to clean up.

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Wait, no, really,
Mom? Mom, really.

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Remember that time Miss
Adams went out of town

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and she asked me
to feed her canary?

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<i>I fed that bird its favorite
food every single day.</i>

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The bird had a death wish.

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Louis...

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honey, until you can prove to
me that you are responsible,

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you may not baby-sit.

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That's not fair.

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Okay. For the banner...

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I was thinking,
"Spring into fall dance."

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- Nah.
- Nah.

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Ooh, how about, "Gents
and ladies of the 1980s"?

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I like it.

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It's just a little too...

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Okay, I don't like it.

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Um... (CLEARS THROAT) Okay.

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I got it.

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"Awesome '80s."

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- Hmm, it lacks a certain flair.
- REN: But awesome is classic

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slang for the '80s.
You know, like today:

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"mad cool, tight, phat, jiggy."

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Well, duh!

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I mean, I know that, and you know that,
but what about the poor seventh graders?

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You got a point.

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Sis. Boy, are you
glad to see me, huh?

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Is that your question?

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What do you want, Louis?

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Well, it was cold outside. So I
brought your favorite sweater.

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Aw, Louis, how sweet. Thank you.

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This sweater has only been in the
lost and found for the past six months.

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Speaking of responsibility, did
you know that's my middle name?

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Yeah. I bet it
comes up all the time

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when you're talking
to, say... Mom.

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Ew! I smell a rat.

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Ew! And the wind is
coming in your direction.

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- Spill.
- I need you to tell Mom

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I'm responsible so I could
baby-sit Twitty's brother.

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- (LAUGHING)
- For some cash.

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CHARLOTTE: Wait, wait, wait.

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- Did I hear cash?
- I'm sure a Lincoln in my wallet

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- would ensure a recommendation.
- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, you want a
penny? I got a penny.

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Oh, no. The Lincoln
on the fiver, genius.

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- How about three dollars?
- Five.

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- Four.
- Five.

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Four fifty.

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Ten.

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You know, five
is... Five is good.

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One, two, three, four...

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four fifty, that's five dollars.

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And remember, when
you guys see Mom.

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I want you guys to start
singing praises, all right?

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Five dollars' worth.

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Ren...

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<i>Watch it! Oh, God, no! Jeez!
Excuse me, please. I'm not a piñata.</i>

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I'm so sick of these
girls fighting over me.

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Guess that's the price you pay.

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Hey, you know, instead of money

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maybe we should've made
Louis stay here and help.

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We're really getting behind.

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Are you dissing me 'cause I
hung out with Yvette last night?

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No, no, no.

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I was just fine hanging all
that crepe paper all night long,

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all by my lonesome.

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All right, you know, Yvette's
just in town for a few days.

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But I'm here now.

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- And we're still tight, right?
- Yeah.

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Yeah. The dynamic duo.

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Yoo-hoo! Make that a trio.

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Yo, Yvette! What
are you doing here?

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Why tour an icky, smelly,
old capitol with the parents

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- when I can help you decorate?
- Great! We could really use your help,

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'cause our gym is huge.

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Bigger than the
one back in Topeka?

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Remember the 12-foot
papier-mâché heart?

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Oh, yeah. How
could I forget that?

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- It fell on Principal Munkin's head!
- We were so busted,

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but we got through it together
'cause we got it goin' on.

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- You go, girl.
- No, you go, girl.

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(YVETTE AND CHARLOTTE GIGGLING)

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CHARLOTTE: Okay,
so this is our area, right?

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The banner's gonna go
there. The food, the DJ.

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- Boogie all night long.
- YVETTE: It should all go there.

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So, Yvette, what brings
you to Sacramento?

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My dad's company
is headquartered here.

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EILEEN: Hmm.

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(HISSING)

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Business, headquarters,

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it sounds like somebody's got
a lot of responsibility, huh, Ren?

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Oh, yeah. Louis
brought me a sweater.

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- He's really responsible.
- Stop it, Ren.

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Mom's gonna think I
paid you to say that.

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Nice try, Louis. But you're
still not baby-sitting alone.

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Alone, of course not.
No. The kid will be there...

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and Tawny will be there,
too. And she's 13, Mom.

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And two 13-year-olds is
really like a 26-year-old.

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And they're really responsible.

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Well, I don't... I'll think
about it. Maybe. Maybe.

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I got a maybe. I got
a maybe! I'm the man!

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Who's the man? Who the man?

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Excuse me.

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Oh, you know, we'd
love to stay and chat,

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but, um, that crepe paper is not
gonna hang itself, so we gotta go.

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Ren, chill.

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How often does Yvette
get to talk to a state senator?

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Oh, you're... You're right.

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So, Mrs. Stevens, what
school did you go to?

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Well, I attended
Brown University.

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YVETTE: Really? My
cousin went to Brown.

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- She loves it over there.
- EILEEN: She did?

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Did she go to brown University,
or Brown Middle School?

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Because there are a lot of
Browns. Some people don't realize...

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(BELL RINGING)

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Come on, my mom will only let
me baby-sit if you're there, too.

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And we'll make money.

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And it's the only way
Twitty can go to the dance.

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- And we'll make money.
- I can't believe he's going.

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I think I need to have another talk with
him about conformity and peer pressure.

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Well, I mean, um... it's
funny you should say that.

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Please! Please?

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I mean, they got a big-screen
TV and a DVD player.

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Okay.

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I'll do it if you hop on one foot,
pat your head with your left hand

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and rub your
stomach with the other.

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Pat, rub my stomach...

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Okay.

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How do you like this, good?

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I cannot possibly baby-sit with
someone that looks that lame.

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What do you mean?

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Uh, we need more color.
We totally need more color.

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- Maybe, uh, pink.
- Pink.

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- (LAUGHING)
- Hey, everybody.

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You guys are gonna love me
when you see what I brought.

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"Awesome '80s." That's great!

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Charlotte told me you
guys were having trouble

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coming up with a catchy
slogan, so I had this made.

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Do you love me
or do you love me?

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Oh, well, it's just too
close to call. (CHUCKLES)

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I thought about joining
the decorating committee.

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You know, that's just...
That's a great idea.

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But too bad 'cause
you're not a student here.

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Oh, that's right. But I
will be next semester.

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My dad's just got
transferred to Sacramento.

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(SCREAMING)

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Ah.

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Ren, you're gonna love
hanging out with Yvette.

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(FORCED LAUGHTER)

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- Who do I look like? Oh, yes.
- Cher.

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People? We have to work.

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Okay.

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Sorry.

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- (GASPS) Yvette, wait!
- What?

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(SCREAMS)

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- Oh!
- Oh, man.

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Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?

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- I'll go get the nurse.
- Okay.

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- (CHUCKLING) Are you okay?
- (SIGHS)

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You told me to give
her a shot. So I did.

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- And look how she thanks me.
- She didn't do it on purpose.

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(SCOFFS) Sure,
just take her side.

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Ren, it was an accident.

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Was it? (SCOFFS)
And just so you know,

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I thought of
"Awesome '80s" first.

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Ren, you're being
very paranoid right now.

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I don't think I
like you like this.

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Oh, you don't need to.
Because you don't need me.

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You have Yvette. And guess what?

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I don't need you.

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Honey, honey!

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You're rubbing
holes in my shoes.

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You want to tell
me what's wrong?

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What?

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Is it such a crime for somebody
to want to get work done,

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instead of talking about
Topeka, Topeka, Topeka,

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and pushing people off ladders
and stealing their best friends?

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Let me take a shot
in the dark here.

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Does this have anything to
do with Charlotte and Yvette?

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- Who and who?
- Oh, sweetie.

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- Charlotte is your best friend.
- (REN SIGHS)

237
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,965
See, that's what I thought.

238
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,885
But she... She already
has a best friend, so...

239
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,096
Okay, so now she
has two best friends.

240
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,766
Mom, the thing about being the
best is that you're the only one.

241
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:51,020
Ren, Ren, Ren. Didn't I ever
tell you that you were allowed

242
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,897
to have more than
one best friend?

243
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,399
Well, no.

244
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,568
No, no, you're not.

245
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,323
Because having a best
friend is like having a twin.

246
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,952
It's... It's a special relationship
between two people.

247
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:11,416
Now, me and Charlotte,
oh, we had that.

248
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,460
And, um, it's over.

249
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,629
Ren...

250
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,631
(SIGHS)

251
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,597
Hey... I can see myself.

252
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,350
Is that a gray hair?

253
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,898
LOUIS: <i>Look at you.</i>

254
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:39,777
Beautiful gift from heaven,
yes, you are. Yes, you are.

255
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,697
And I get paid $30 to watch you.

256
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,950
We're gonna have an
awesome time together.

257
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,745
You're the TV of my dreams!

258
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:54,250
(DOORBELL RINGS)

259
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,169
Just a second!

260
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,795
Hold on.

261
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,756
(DOORBELL CONTINUES RINGING)

262
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,592
Oh, hi, uh, uh, how you doing?

263
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,053
Uh, there's somebody
I want you to meet.

264
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,347
Oh, um...

265
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,183
This is Miltie. Miltie,
this is Auntie Tawny.

266
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,727
You guys are gonna have
lots and lots of fun together.

267
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,063
Hi.

268
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,857
Okay, just so we're straight
on the terms of our deal,

269
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,986
you do the feeding, the
changing, the tucking in.

270
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,311
I do the TV watching, junk
food eating and getting half

271
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,445
- of what they're paying you, correct?
- Right, and if there's any problems,

272
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,103
his parents are right next door.

273
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,660
- You got my three favorite DVDs?
- LOUIS: Uh, yeah.

274
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:34,457
Right here, uh, <i>Frankenstein,
Bride of Frankenstein, </i>and <i>Oklahoma.</i>

275
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:43,800
And for, uh, junk
food, we've got Doritos,

276
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,343
Cheetos, Fritos...

277
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,970
Basically, we've got
the whole "itos" family.

278
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,765
(SIGHS)

279
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,643
Wow, THX, high definition,
Dolby surround sound,

280
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,605
- it's like it gives life more meaning.
- LOUIS: Yeah, I know, Tawny. I know.

281
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,734
Now, nothing can come
between us and digital heaven.

282
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,614
(MILTON FARTS, GIGGLES)

283
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,074
It's for you.

284
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,000
(MUSIC PLAYING)

285
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,227
You look great, honey.

286
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,938
Wouldn't be the '80s
without boy George.

287
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,860
Man, I'm glad my parents
never volunteer to chaperone.

288
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,925
Now, Milton, listen to me, okay?

289
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,178
If you finish your dinner,
I'll read you a story.

290
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,558
About a boy who isn't
gonna see the age of four.

291
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,810
No, Milton, no!

292
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,751
(MUSIC PLAYING)

293
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,717
- Hi.
- Hey, what's up?

294
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,347
(EXHALES)

295
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,600
Why bother?

296
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,895
- YVETTE: Hey.
- Hi.

297
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,900
(CHUCKLING)

298
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,654
The, uh, decorations look great.

299
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,615
Yeah. It's too bad you
couldn't keep working on them.

300
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,201
We had fun. But I understand.

301
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,411
They say it's bad luck
to walk under a ladder.

302
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,081
- But it's a lot worse to fall off it.
- (LAUGHING)

303
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,585
Yeah. Well, you and Charlotte
did a great job without me.

304
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,754
I think you mean
you and Charlotte.

305
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,674
You guys designed everything.
I just... I just followed orders.

306
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,427
You know, to be honest,

307
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,972
I kind of felt like a
third wheel all week.

308
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,807
Really? Wh... Why?

309
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,143
Well, Charlotte and I were
friends a long time ago.

310
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,437
But now she has you.

311
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,773
I feel like I lost
my best friend.

312
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,568
Well, I know how
you're feeling...

313
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,904
- because I thought the same thing.
- You did?

314
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,826
Yeah. And I think
that we're both wrong.

315
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,622
- Why is that?
- Yvette, Yvette, Yvette.

316
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:05,084
(CHUCKLES) Hasn't
anyone ever told you?

317
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,588
You're allowed to have
more than one best friend.

318
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,300
Charlotte's lucky to
have friends like us.

319
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,219
You're right. (CHUCKLES)

320
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,264
- Hey, let's go bop.
- Let's go.

321
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:20,766
Ooh.

322
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,060
Could you believe?
They wore these things.

323
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,437
Nope.

324
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,048
(MUSIC PLAYING)

325
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,989
REN: Excuse me. Sorry.

326
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,259
Oh, look! I didn't know your
parents were chaperoning.

327
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,003
They're not. That's
somebody else's parents.

328
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,704
- I recognize them.
- If we're gonna be friends, play along.

329
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,998
- Okay.
- Okay.

330
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,876
Oh, doesn't Charlotte
look great as Tina turner?

331
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,336
REN: Yeah, she does.

332
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,798
- I gotta go talk to her. Okay.
- Okay.

333
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,931
Uh, may I cut in?

334
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,225
Yeah, but then who's
Charlotte gonna...

335
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,268
Not you. Her.

336
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,771
- TWITTY: Then who am I...
- (LAUGHING)

337
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,064
Bye.

338
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,992
I'm sorry, but I guess I
should have asked you first

339
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,120
- if it was okay if Yvette...
- No. It's okay.

340
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,496
I overreacted.

341
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,624
I just... I was afraid of
losing my best friend.

342
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,378
Oh, honey, to get rid of me,
you have to do a whole lot more

343
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,255
than totally snark
me for one week,

344
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,382
fall off of a ladder,
and blame Yvette,

345
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,259
shun me for no apparent reason,

346
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,137
and then come crawling
back with some lame apology.

347
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,723
(SIGHS) I knew you'd understand.

348
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,645
Besides, you're allowed to
have more than one best friend.

349
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,647
Oh, see, I know that,
and you know that.

350
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,150
Well, duh, but...
I didn't know that.

351
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,359
CHARLOTTE: Right.

352
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:38,612
Woo! Hey, I thought
I was leading.

353
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,449
Yvette!

354
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,451
Come on, girl,
come dance with us.

355
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,162
- Did you guys make up?
- CHARLOTTE AND REN: yeah.

356
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,080
- REN: The dynamic trio.
- Oh, yeah.

357
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,040
- REN: You go, girl.
- No, you go, girl.

358
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,876
(GIGGLING)

359
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,133
(WHISPERING) I'm not
gonna miss my movies

360
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,117
just 'cause that little
brat has the remote.

361
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,244
(WHISPERING) Tongs.

362
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,457
Ready? Keep quiet.

363
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,507
One, two, three.

364
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:47,139
Whatever you do, just make
sure the volume is on low.

365
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,183
MAN: (LOUDLY ON
TV) <i>It's alive! It's alive!</i>

366
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,936
- (SCREAMS)
- (WOMAN SCREAMS ON TV)

367
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,813
Shh, shh, shh!

368
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,190
Help me. Help me. Shh!

369
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:59,276
(SCREAMING)

370
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,116
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)