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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALARM CLOCK RINGS)
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(SLURPING)
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(LIGHTSABERS BUZZ)
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(EXPLOSION)
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I have bad news for you, boys.
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Spike Jurgens is
off the track team.
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His G.P.A. dropped below a "C."
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He's the only guy who needed a
tutor for wood shop and still failed.
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(LAUGHS)
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TUGNUT: Mike will be back on the
team when he brings his grades up.
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- That means never.
- TUGNUT: The good news is
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one of you lucky seventh
graders has a chance to fill in
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for the big meet
against Rockport.
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What's he trying
to tell us, Lou?
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Oh, that they need somebody
to carry their smelly track shoes.
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(SNICKERS)
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Did I say something
funny, Stevens?
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Um... No, sir, never.
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You may not take
this seriously, boy,
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but we all owe a debt of
gratitude to your brother,
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the great Donnie Stevens.
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The boy, no, the man, who still holds
the state record for the 100-yard dash.
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And the record in our house
for the longest time spent
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- in front of the mirror.
- (TWITTY LAUGHING)
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Now that he's gone to high school,
there's a huge void in our sports program.
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Donnie Stevens is over.
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It's my turn now.
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We need to find a
man among you boys.
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A man who is willing
to be all that he can be.
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Who can step up to the plate
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and carry on the winning tradition
Donnie Stevens started here at Lawrence.
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TUGNUT: If that
man is out there...
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Coach Tugnut wants you.
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- (BOTH SNICKERING)
- And right face!
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Bow your heads.
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TUGNUT: All of you!
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Okay, everybody,
out on the track.
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TUGNUT: Go!
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REN: The talented
Mr. Ridgeley, history teacher.
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Oh! I'm good.
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- Hi, Ren, can I help you?
- Oh, hi, Mr. Walsh.
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I was just handing in
my most recent article.
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This one makes my piece
on the dangers of chalk dust
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look like child's play.
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Great, 'cause I want you to
cover something else for me.
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- Who, what, where, when, why?
- WALSH: Good!
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'Cause you can ask those questions
on Friday at the big track meet.
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Sports? Me?
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Ren, this assignment
is an honor.
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Sports writing is a dignified
aspect of journalism.
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- Nobody else wanted to do it?
- Exactly.
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Well, no problem. I'll just,
uh, add my own spin on it.
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- Okay.
- I will not let you down, Mr. Walsh.
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- I know you won't.
- (REN CHUCKLES)
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Ren Stevens
spews sports. I like it.
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Hey, Twitty, if you got a haircut you
might be able to see the finish line.
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I just got it cut.
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TUGNUT: And go!
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- (TIMER BEEPS)
- 26 seconds.
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Did you stop and get a
burger? Get the lead out.
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What do you want from
me? I'm retaining water.
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- Go!
- (BEEPS)
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(BEEPS)
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Twenty-six seven. Okay, if
speed kills, you'll live forever.
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- TUGNUT: Go!
- (BEEPS)
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(BEEPS)
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Empty that diaper, I
think you'll run faster.
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- Louis.
- Yeah, good to see you.
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Oh! Donnie Stevens' kid brother.
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Why don't I just
use an hourglass?
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Better yet, a calendar.
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I hope you make
your brother proud.
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Go!
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(BEEPS)
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Whoa! Yo, coach!
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- Yo, check it out.
- Who's that, Louis?
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LARRY: Louis Stevens,
Donnie Stevens' kid brother.
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That's better than
Donnie Stevens' time.
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I know.
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He's got more of his
brother in him than I thought.
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I can't believe I'm fast.
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Well, the stopwatch
doesn't lie, Louis.
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You mean all those times I
was chased home from school
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I could have gotten away?
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Yeah, you're just
a late bloomer.
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Well, I do eat a
lot of Wheaties.
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Mm, I always knew
you had it in you.
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Then why did you say I
was as slow as molasses?
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Molasses... The
famous racehorse.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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Anyway, what's important
is, the Stevens gene lives on.
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(CHUCKLES) Looking good! Yeah!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER
AND LAUGHTER)
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REN: Oh, Coach Tugnut, wait.
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- Hey, Ren.
- Hi.
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- I suppose you've heard the news.
- What news?
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About your brother, Louis.
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(LAUGHS) Burping The
Star-Spangled Banner is not news.
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(LAUGHS) No, nothing
like that! Clever little imp.
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- He made the track team.
- Louis?
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Yeah. With the times he clocked
today he could be the fastest kid we have.
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Even faster than your older brother,
uh... What's his name? (CHUCKLES)
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Have we got a surprise
for Rockport! (CHUCKLES)
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Yeah!
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Louis?
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So, the next thing I know they're
putting me on the track team.
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Only time I've seen you
run fast is to the dinner table.
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That's great, honey, but do
you want to be on the track team?
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Well, yeah. If I can make a
name for myself, why not?
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Funny guys can run. Bill
Cosby was on his track team.
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Hey, well, welcome
to the family, Louis.
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- Thanks.
- (LAUGHS)
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Guess who's covering Friday's
meet for the school paper
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and Louis' big news.
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So, instead of the
boring sports angle,
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I've decided to turn this
into a human-interest piece.
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Louis, how does it feel
to be part of the legacy?
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Who cares about that? I mean...
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LOUIS: I don't care if
anyone remembers me.
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Fame, fortune,
you can have that.
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(CROWDS CHEERING)
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(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
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LOUIS: Autograph parties
and big-time endorsements,
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they mean nothing to me.
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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LOUIS: I'm just in it
for the love of the game.
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Hey, Donnie, I just want to thank you
for inviting me to work out with you, man.
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(PANTS) No problem, Louis.
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Look, if you want to lead
Lawrence to a victory over Rockport,
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you got to be in shape.
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Okay, here you go, your turn.
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(DONNIE GROANING)
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I don't see why we need to
clutter up the bar with all this iron.
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Look, Louis,
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now that you're
one of the family,
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I'm going to share
a secret with you.
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- Okay. All right.
- Get out of the blocks fast.
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Never look left or right, always
keep your eye on the finish line,
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and remember, the most
important thing is your finishing kick.
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Oh, yeah, and, uh, uh... mousse.
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- Mousse?
- Mousse.
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It makes you, uh,
more aerodynamic.
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Oh, and... you look good
crossing the finish line.
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- Huh.
- Which reminds me,
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Louis, if you want
to move like the wind,
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you should really
shave your legs.
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Shave my legs?
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Yeah, yeah, Donnie, I'm running
track. I'm not modeling pantyhose.
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- You want to be a winner, don't you?
- Yeah.
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Milliseconds can
make a difference.
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- Go on.
- All right, okay, I got it.
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- Let's go. You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
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All right.
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- You got it?
- I got it.
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- You got it?
- I got it.
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- You got it.
- I got it.
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- (THUDDING)
- I don't got it! I don't got it.
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GIRL: So, I hear
you're on the track team.
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Well, yeah, they begged me to bail
them out on the big meet on Friday.
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Right, so you're going to
carry their smelly track shoes.
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No!
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Uh, hey, Stevens?
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- Me?
- Yeah. Sit down.
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Are you going to
sit down, or what?
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Um...
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No, I, I'm going
to go sit over there.
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You roll with the big
dogs now! (BARKS)
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I'm gonna go roll
with the big dogs.
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Hey, guys.
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- Yo, Stevens.
- Hey.
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Later today at
practice, it's you and me.
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The two top runners
always work out together.
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That's cool.
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- Pull!
- (LAUGHING)
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See, that's what I like to
see, a guy who uses his head.
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Shouldn't you be hanging out
with your nerdy friends, Stevens?
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I am hanging out
with my nerdy friends.
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(LAUGHS)
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You know, it's a good thing
you're a fast runner, Stevens.
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Hey! This is Donnie
Stevens' kid brother,
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Louis "the blur" Stevens.
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- The blur.
- The blur.
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I mean, he's our only
hope for beating Rockport.
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Oh. Sorry, man.
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- (LAUGHS)
- Got milk?
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I need a statement from the track
team about the big meet with Rockport.
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Uh, sorry, I get paid
for my interviews.
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Maybe the story is not about
you this time, Mr. Larry Beale.
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Maybe the story is
about my brother, Louis.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh. Oh, yeah, the
fastest person on the team.
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- Fastest.
- Yeah. I guess I'm old news, champ.
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So, Louis, what do you want to
say to your public about the big meet?
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Well, um... I guess
what I want to say...
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Is, um...
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- I know it's going to be tough.
- (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
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I know that they're undefeated,
but that's all over now.
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- Me and my roll dogs...
- LARRY: Yeah! (BARKING)
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Roll dogs, right...
are going to, um...
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crush the Rockport team!
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And they're going down.
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- Down.
- Write that down. Write it down.
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Louis, with an "L."
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Hey, Larry. How you doing, man?
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Yo, Stevens, where have
you been? You're late.
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Oh, sorry.
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- What did you do to your hair?
- (LAUGHS) Nothing.
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- Well, there's gunk in it.
- No, there's not, dude.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, that...
That... That was a food fight.
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We had lunch together.
How did I miss it?
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Um, it was fast food.
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Don't you ever just
turn it off? Come on!
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Turn what off?
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I'm not even going to ask.
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Ask what?
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You hear the one about
the chicken and the goose?
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- This chicken...
- On your mark, get set...
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Go!
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(LAUGHS)
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(LOUIS PANTS)
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Don't sweat it. I think
you got off the blocks late.
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No, dude. I mean, you
beat me fair and square.
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You're really fast.
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- Hey, Larry?
- What?
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If you don't mind, um...
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Well...
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I... I think it's
your finishing kick.
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I mean, that's
where you're losing it.
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Go again? Come on, Beale!
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Larry...
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If you're looking for the track star, he's
over there working on his finishing kick.
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(REN CHUCKLES)
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You know, Larry, I was watching
you and my brother at practice today.
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- You were holding back.
- Now, why would I do that?
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Hmm, now, see, that's
what I want to know.
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You're tripping, lady.
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Don't mess with my brother.
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LOUIS: Go!
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(TIMER BEEPS)
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Oh... my... goodness!
242
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- Hey, Louis.
- Hey.
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If you want another statement, you're
going to have to wait a second, all right?
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Louis... (SIGHS)
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Now, I know you're not going
to like what I'm about to say,
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but... I just timed you.
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- I'm faster than Donnie, aren't I?
- Twenty-five flat.
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That's a little off, huh?
249
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(LAUGHS) Louis, 25 flat...
Babies crawl faster than that.
250
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Yeah, well, I just ran a
bunch of sprints, Ren.
251
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Maybe I'm tired.
252
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Who timed you in
your first time-trial?
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Beale. So?
254
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So, he... He makes you go over
there and practice all by yourself.
255
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Yeah, well, the best two
runners always practice together.
256
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:04,786
Can't you see what he's
doing? He is setting you up.
257
00:14:04,869 --> 00:14:07,955
You're saying that Larry Beale
is losing to me on purpose?
258
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- Yeah.
- No. I'm a Stevens.
259
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Beale hates Stevens.
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(SIGHS) That's it!
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(LAUGHS) Oh!
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Okay, he faked your time 'cause
if he beat you in the big meet,
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he will have beaten
the fastest Stevens of all.
264
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No, that's ridiculous.
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- No, that's exactly like Larry.
- What is the matter?
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You think you and Donnie can
have all the attention all the time?
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- No.
- Yes, you do.
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And Larry Beale is
your enemy, not mine.
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So why don't you let me be
good at something for once?
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTS) One...
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(GROANS) Two...
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Just a minute.
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Thirty-four, thirty-five...
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Thirty-six, thirty-seven...
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Come in. 38.
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Hey. (BREATHES HEAVILY)
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Um, Louis, I want you to know
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that I'm sorry about
what I said this afternoon.
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- And...
- LOUIS: And what?
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That I'm... proud...
proud of you.
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You're proud of me?
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Right.
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00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,300
Wow, you almost had
me there, for a second.
285
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So I suggest that you
get back in your spaceship
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- and beam down my sister.
- Look, you were right.
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I guess it was just a touch of
jealousy, but... now I'm over it.
288
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Right. All right.
289
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Louis, I want you to
remember one thing.
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- Well, what?
- Winning isn't everything.
291
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In this family, it is.
292
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,242
No, it's not.
293
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Mom is a state senator, and...
294
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you know, Dad's a famous lawyer.
295
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Donnie's a sports jock.
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And you're good at everything.
297
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You know, everybody in
this family has their thing.
298
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And now that I have mine, I'm not
going to let you take it away from me.
299
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You have your thing.
300
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You're... funny.
301
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- You think I'm funny?
- Yeah, sometimes.
302
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Thanks.
303
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Well, I got to get back.
304
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- I got to get back to this.
- Okay.
305
00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:43,027
- Yeah. Goodnight.
- Yeah, goodnight.
306
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(SPLUTTERS) One...
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Good to see you!
Oh, I'm sorry, honey!
308
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,848
Hey, Louis, you see
those guys over there?
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00:17:07,468 --> 00:17:10,068
DONNIE: They're going to do
everything they can to psyche you out.
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Just ignore them, okay?
311
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- Got it. Got it.
- Okay.
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00:17:14,475 --> 00:17:17,228
Whoa, Donnie Stevens!
Can I have your autograph?
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Ah, sure, kid.
314
00:17:19,313 --> 00:17:21,065
Hey, there's pain
happening here.
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00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:22,775
There is pain happening here!
316
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,277
Wow, thanks, man!
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00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,195
You know, after today, Louis...
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You'll be the one
signing autographs.
319
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,742
You know, these
hamstrings are really tight.
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00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:34,036
When was the last
time you stretched?
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00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:36,247
I don't have a schedule
with me right now,
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but if I were to
guess, uh, never!
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(LOUIS GROANS)
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00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:41,711
Gather around, men.
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00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,132
Beale and Stevens,
you're in the "A" heat.
326
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,050
Now, their main
man is Trevor Dunn.
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Louis, I know you can take him.
328
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:52,847
Remember, it's not
whether you win or lose,
329
00:17:53,097 --> 00:17:54,599
as long as you come in first.
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Get to it!
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- Good luck.
- Luck won't save you.
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00:18:02,607 --> 00:18:05,484
Listen, this isn't practice anymore,
scrub, so I won't be holding back.
333
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:06,902
I'm going to clean your clock.
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(LAUGHS) A psych-out.
335
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,132
Yeah, well, I wasn't
holding back, either.
336
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,240
Yeah, right, I bet.
337
00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:26,356
LOUIS: Explode off the
blocks, run your own race,
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keep your eye
on the finish line.
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LARRY: Today begins
the Larry Beale dynasty.
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TREVOR: Mousse in the
morning, conditioner at night.
341
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Mousse in the morning,
conditioner at night.
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Come on, Stevens. Come
on, Stevens. It's all you.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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- Go! Go, Lou!
- Go, Louis!
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00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,287
Yeah, go, Lou!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
347
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,711
Go, Lou! Go!
Run! Run! That's it!
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00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,215
Run! Go!
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CROWD: Louis! Louis! Louis!
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00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,146
Go, Louis! You can win!
351
00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:28,192
DONNIE: Run, Louis!
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00:19:28,943 --> 00:19:30,903
Run, Louis! Run!
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(ECHOING) Run, Louis! Go!
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Got you, little punk.
355
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,585
- Oh, God.
- You okay, man?
356
00:19:46,836 --> 00:19:48,671
I don't know. My ankle.
357
00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:50,840
Aw, man, what am I going to do?
358
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,842
Relax. See, help is on the way.
359
00:19:58,973 --> 00:20:00,015
LOUIS: Aw.
360
00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:04,478
Talk about the
agony of "de-feet."
361
00:20:04,562 --> 00:20:05,563
That's a good one.
362
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,189
Please, no standing ovations.
363
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,152
CROWD: Louis! Louis! Louis!
364
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:12,945
Speaking of stinky feet,
365
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,322
don't take that shoe off
or I'm going to pass out
366
00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:16,615
and fall on your other leg.
367
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:20,411
Just tell them to wrap the cast
right around the shoe, okay?
368
00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:22,204
- You're funny.
- Thanks, man.
369
00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:23,581
(PAINED LAUGHTER)
370
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,250
That's it. That's the
spin I've been looking for.
371
00:20:26,584 --> 00:20:29,462
Larry! La... No,
it's Larry, Larry.
372
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:32,089
Louis! Louis! Louis!
373
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,968
Well, the best thing
happened to me today.
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00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:37,720
A kid called me funny.
375
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,765
And as much as I like
being on the track team
376
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,308
and hanging out with my brother,
377
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,143
I like being funny more.
378
00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:46,687
What is that smell?
379
00:20:46,771 --> 00:20:48,481
I don't smell anything, sir.
380
00:20:52,568 --> 00:20:55,112
(SNIFFS) That's good
for another three weeks.
381
00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:03,662
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
382
00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:05,414
Stevens! Hey, um...
383
00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:07,333
(SIGHS) What do you want, Larry?
384
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,711
Um, what's up with the headline? I
trounced Rockport and you know it.
385
00:21:10,795 --> 00:21:11,837
It's in there.
386
00:21:11,921 --> 00:21:14,715
A little bitty article on page
four. It should be on the cover.
387
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,440
You know, the fastest
person on our team
388
00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:18,928
gives up certain victory
to help his fallen opponent.
389
00:21:19,053 --> 00:21:20,596
I think that's a better story.
390
00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:23,325
Your little brother couldn't beat a
three-legged turtle and you know it.
391
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:27,102
Yeah, then, you should be thanking
me for not printing this scandalous article
392
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:30,815
about a student who falsified
times and lied to the coach.
393
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,525
(TUTS)
394
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:36,946
Now, that could get him kicked
off the track team for... life.
395
00:21:37,988 --> 00:21:40,199
- You're good.
- I'm a Stevens.
396
00:21:42,326 --> 00:21:43,536
Mr. Beale.
397
00:22:02,513 --> 00:22:05,224
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