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妳們要去哪裡?

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我會抓到妳們的,該死的賤人!

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我有會聽我命令捕獵的虎鯨!

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妳們最好小心背後
因為殺人鯨要來了!

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–她們要去哪裡?
–妳以為呢?

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去找人和食物!

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還有性伴侶!

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全班都走了嗎?

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珊蒂,她們偷了妳的船嗎?

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對,還有所有皮艇、獨木舟
和那隻死雞

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派對還真棒啊,艾米莉亞

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等等我!各位!

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我睡過頭了!

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妳們行行好,不要扔下我!

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同學會求生記

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嘿,朋友

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18天後

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早餐準備好了

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拜託過來吃飯,艾米莉亞
我們剛剛煮了最後一只校鞋

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趁還能吃時快吃
因為下一餐要煮地毯了

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嘿,妳試過寫勵志日記嗎?

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我聽說寫勵志日記可以整理思緒

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或是...那個大笑療法怎麼樣?

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妳想試試嗎?

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一開始會很怪
但我會跟妳一起做,妳準備好了嗎?

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一、二、三

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別想治療我了
我不會抗拒自己的情緒

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對這種情況來說
這是十分自然的反應

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但是外面有其他人

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我們只要等其他人找到他們
帶人回來救我們

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已經18天了,佐伊

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妳還覺得她們會回來,真可愛

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她們又沒有巨型遊艇

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–她們需要花點時間
–若不是這原因,就是她們已經死了

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就這樣嗎?

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鞋墊最有營養,我...

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要吃兩人份

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真煩,但她說得對

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隨便吧,我馬上就會走人了,好嗎?

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要不是那群賤人偷了我的船
我現在已經出海吃海鷗了

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不是這些鞋子

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有用嗎?

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沒有,她就像沒有訊號的電話

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這海鹽片從哪來的?

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是頭皮,就增添一點風味,來

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好喔

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她又來了

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她從來沒昏這麼久

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不要浪費

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住手!

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各位,是時候了

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我們要再次討論

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不要!

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–不要
–這不是一個選項,瑞妮

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好嗎?我們只要撐下去
等新的作物長出來

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音樂教室才剛裝修好
地毯幾乎沒有人坐過

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地毯不是食物!

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好嗎?我們永遠無法靠吃地毯生存

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我們的身體
一直在靠自身的甘油和酮撐著

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現在正在消耗肌肉蛋白

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不吃東西
人類幾乎也能生存很長時間

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看看甘地,看看葛妮絲派特洛

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什麼?並不是
他們的重要器官會衰竭

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各位,我們的身體已經沒在運作了

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身上發出惡臭,表示我們的腎在衰竭

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我們的肺正在萎縮

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我們的心臟最終會萎縮和停止運作

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最終導致心臟病發死亡

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或是感染

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妳那個被捅的傷口怎麼樣了?小佐

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幾乎沒有潰爛,瑞妮

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各位,總是有繼續堅持的理由

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沒錯

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好

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這會是我們繼續堅持的方式

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而且我受夠了餓到生氣

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好,比奇修女,這肯定有道德含義

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我不知道

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幾千年來我們一直在吃基督的身體

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這倒是真的

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不...佐伊說得對,這是不道德的

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天啊,妳想太多了

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當然,我第一次
吃那個瓜地馬拉海防隊員時

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我也覺得很詭異
但後來我覺得太爽了

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好,如果我們要吃人

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那我們要快點,免得我們都太虛弱

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好,酷,那我們要吃誰?

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對,跟我想的一樣

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我們不會吃任何人
因為我們要怎麼決定?

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部落會議?

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這聽起來好怪

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部落會議

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不,各位,我是在開玩笑

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不,各位,我開玩笑的

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真可愛,修女愛看真人秀

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現在沒那麼可愛了,是不是?
比奇修女

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慢著,妳們這群笨蛋!

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那個討厭的負鼠

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嗨

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我想也許妳想跟專業心理師談談

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顯然妳要把這個無生命物體

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當成心理師傾訴,不過這招對我有用

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我知道現在狀況真的很糟

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但我們很擔心妳

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妳能聽到那聲音嗎?

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妳有聽到聲音,是吧?

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比如什麼?說話的聲音...

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等等,佐伊讓妳來的嗎?

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艾米莉亞,拜託

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我想也許我們該幫電池充電

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給妳一點電擊療法

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這樣吧?我想我就收下這拖把

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安靜,讓我睡覺

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安靜...

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除非她治療師的方式跟我的不一樣

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不然我不認為她是在談她的感受

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妳們在討論策略嗎?

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妳們不會投我吧?

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沒有人要投給誰

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安靜...

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妳們對個性和體態有什麼看法?

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妳是想衡量誰的肉質最好

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還是誰的生存價值最低嗎?

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我是在想...

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我們可以完全平均分票,對吧?

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這樣就不會選出要被吃的人!

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笨蛋

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顯然佐伊的那票是靠不住的

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天啊,珊蒂,這都是妳打造的嗎?

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我的船看起來很棒

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對,佐伊,我在外海上學到一些技能

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現在這是我的船了

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說到外海

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妳在那裡待了很久...

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還不都是妳害的

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對,我還是覺得很抱歉

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我只是在想,還有什麼地方

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可以幫艾米莉亞取得抗抑鬱藥嗎?

139
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一定還有沒被掠奪過的地方

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妳的想法都是錯的

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妳得要去找那些掠奪者

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那地方叫水肺城

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就是一處漂浮社區

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由水肺潛水教練和他們的遊船組成

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他們每個混蛋都被曬得很黑
說話慢吞吞

146
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那群會浮潛的人已經結盟

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他們正在搜刮水中一切物資

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慢著,所有那些不會讀書

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整天在海灘鬼混的人
現在在統治世界?

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差不多吧,不管妳想要什麼
他們都可以潛入水中去拿

151
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晚餐想喝一罐湯嗎?
水下有一家好市多

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我是說,抗抑鬱藥?

153
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他們絕對可以輕易找到

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太棒了,那很完美

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對,很完美,很棒
錯了,妳最好避開水肺城,佐伊

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據我所知
任何無法支付水肺城報酬的人

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最後都被淹死了

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唉呀

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那妳為什麼要回去?

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佐伊,我光靠喝自己的眼淚
就撐了三個月

161
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我的弱點其實讓我變得十分堅韌

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我有點希望我的孩子
也能瞭解那種感覺

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還有特蕾莎,只要我能說服她跟我走

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所以妳才多加一輛自行車?

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友誼啊?

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–我們只剩友誼了
–對

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直到妳準備吃人

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妳還好吧?

169
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各位!吃我吧

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我來吧,我是年紀最大的

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我更有可能上天堂
我還從舊約中找到

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一些獻祭儀式的例子

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符合謀殺的神學漏洞

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所以妳們覺得呢?

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好,我想我們要討論一下,修女

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我就說吧,可以吃羔羊時
為何要吃老羊肉?

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真是慷慨的提議,修女,但是...

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我們不能吃修女

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因為上帝,這只會讓祂更生氣

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妳懂吧?

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但是妳可以主持部落會議

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各位,妳們過度看待我的玩笑了

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–管他的,就吃老羊肉吧
–不行

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好,我來主持部落會議

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就給我一點時間

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那麼,佐伊
妳對今晚的投票感覺如何?

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對,聽著,我明顯是大家的目標

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我是這裡唯一認為這是超蠢的事

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這是你最後一次
吵得我睡不著了,小混蛋

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你在哪裡?

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該像負鼠一樣思考了

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等開始計票後,記票結果即最終決定

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得票最高的人將...

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被淘汰

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第一票

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佐伊

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不意外

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第二票

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特蕾莎

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第三票

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梅根

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特蕾莎

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什麼?

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特蕾莎

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妳們是來真的嗎?

206
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這幾個月來我所做的一切

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就是為妳們這群
忘恩負義的賤人做飯和打掃

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提醒妳們,我還少了一根腳趾
這就是我得到的感謝?

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坦白說,不是針對妳

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多年來妳為了做試管嬰兒
妳把身體照顧得很好

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–妳就像有機食物
–我們喜歡妳美味的身體

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如果妳們要用母性來對付我

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那我就用母性來拯救自己

214
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,600
什麼?

215
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,320
–我要撫養珊蒂的孩子
–什麼?真的嗎?

216
00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,080
–什麼鬼?
–妳會為我這樣做嗎?

217
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,440
對,如果這可以保證嬰兒的安全

218
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,720
但是我們不要像變態海盜那樣
在海上養小孩

219
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,960
–拜託
–好嗎?

220
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,640
我們要留在陸地上
每週去找瑞妮做產檢

221
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,800
好吧

222
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,560
所以我的命保住了還是怎樣?

223
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,280
–好嗎?
–好

224
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,320
我是說,媽媽一向負責持家
所以小泰的命保住了

225
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,480
–謝謝
–恭喜

226
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,600
特蕾莎,不算數

227
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,800
–佐伊
–拜託

228
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,680
妳有兩票,佐伊

229
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,640
一票,梅根

230
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,360
特蕾莎,不算

231
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,040
最終記票結果

232
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是梅根

233
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,800
什麼鬼?

234
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,960
所以佐伊有兩票,梅根有兩票

235
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,560
兩人平票

236
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,440
買一送一優惠

237
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:57,920
不錯耶

238
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,160
嘿,小傢伙

239
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,600
艾米莉亞?

240
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,880
不

241
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,520
幹嘛?妳要幹嘛?

242
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,840
妳看起來不錯

243
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,400
我們只是需要妳

244
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,800
來部落會議投票,解決平局

245
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:26,440
不要,我在履行幾週前的承諾
我在等死

246
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,680
好嗎?妳們應該試一下

247
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,880
艾米莉亞!

248
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,080
我現在正努力不走回頭路

249
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,960
我盡量對妳和顏悅色

250
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:41,280
我知道妳對這種情況有不同的看法

251
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:45,840
但我們之所以面臨這個決定
也算是妳造成的

252
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,280
妳的小派對真的把我們害慘了

253
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,520
所以,請來投票

254
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:57,800
因為我們其他人真的很想生存
就算妳不想

255
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,800
好吧

256
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,920
我剛剛差一點...

257
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,640
又要耍狠了

258
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,600
當然,但為什麼是我要獻祭?

259
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,400
拉小提琴不是生存技能

260
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,840
所以我們不再重視藝術了?

261
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,960
這個國家從來沒重視過藝術
為什麼現在要重視?

262
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,080
艾米莉亞

263
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,960
聽著,我知道我犯下大錯

264
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,200
但外面有其他人,還有其他生存方式

265
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,640
根本不需要在我或梅根之間選擇

266
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,320
不需要選擇任何人

267
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,800
–對,在我聽來很合理
–謝謝

268
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,800
這到底是怎樣的生活?各位

269
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:52,960
就因為人類可以生存
不代表人類應該生存

270
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,160
受苦不等於有意義

271
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,240
有時就只是受苦而已

272
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,280
不,那不是事實,那不是我的意思

273
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,480
總是有希望的,好嗎?

274
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,880
–我們生存了這麼久,我是說...
–不是

275
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,160
不是,這不重要,妳沒抓到重點

276
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,320
這些都不重要

277
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,720
我們打造電力或種農作物都不重要

278
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,680
或外面有人也不重要

279
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:20,320
那些人不重要
我們不重要,妳不重要

280
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,960
我很重要

281
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,720
我他媽的很重要
我是妳來這裡的原因

282
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,160
我是妳還活著的原因,所以選我

283
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,200
拜託救我

284
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,680
噢,佐伊

285
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,320
妳不知道妳是那個
沒被選中的女生嗎?

286
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,760
不知何故妳很訝異自己再次站在這裡

287
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,640
等著被淘汰

288
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,800
所以,不,我不選妳

289
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,960
但我也不選梅根

290
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,240
這一切很快就會結束

291
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,200
在那之前,我們不要過得更辛苦

292
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,280
–她說得很有道理
–佐伊犯下很多大錯

293
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,160
–對
–別聽她說,她腦子有病

294
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,080
是佐伊在同學會上害我們被困住

295
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,240
看看她穿什麼?她精神錯亂

296
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,040
佐伊把珊蒂推向大海

297
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,680
–沒錯
–然後她歸咎於莎絲姬亞

298
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,200
之前籃框倒在我的腳趾上
那是佐伊的錯

299
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,960
那是意外

300
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,800
妳殺了最後一隻雞是意外嗎?

301
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,520
–所以我們現在挨餓
–她老是叫我佩佩

302
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,280
我是唯一會操作無線電廣播的人

303
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,560
她說得沒錯

304
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,080
–所以...
–沒錯

305
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:45,160
現在我們知道外面有人
這點比以往任何時候都重要

306
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,280
我會...

307
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,800
我無話可回

308
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,080
梅根

309
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,640
我投給梅根

310
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,800
我也是

311
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,560
–不
–這很合理

312
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,200
不

313
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,240
我也是

314
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:11,040
–很抱歉,梅根
–梅根,在我看來似乎很明顯

315
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,440
–什麼鬼?
–梅根

316
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,280
我也投給梅根,我們的孩子也是

317
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,800
–莎絲姬亞
–拜託告訴她們

318
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,200
拜託不要這樣

319
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,320
–拜託
–這不是針對妳

320
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,480
只是...如果這是眾人想要的,那就

321
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,640
對,我投給梅根,對不起

322
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,400
各位,這太過分了,我很遺憾

323
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,040
–我也跟著參與
–宣布結果吧,修女

324
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,760
這是為了更大的利益

325
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:38,960
不要

326
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,320
得票最高的人...

327
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,080
是梅根

328
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,960
妳們來真的?

329
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,520
妳們是一群混蛋,妳們都是!

330
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,280
一群賤貨

331
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,040
滾開,我不在乎

332
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,640
去妳們的!妳們這群叛徒

333
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,720
梅根也很重要

334
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,080
對不起

335
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,080
早安,聽眾

336
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,560
今天對我們來說是非常糟糕的一天

337
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:30,560
再次報告
我們的坐標是南緯34.4100度

338
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,320
東經150.3037度

339
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,800
我們知道外面有其他人

340
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,320
拜託...

341
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,000
來救自相殘殺的我們

342
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,560
今天感覺如何?

343
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,880
興奮嗎?

344
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,200
妳還好嗎?好

345
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,400
來看看這裡有什麼

346
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,080
明顯是個寶寶,不然呢?

347
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,440
就開個玩笑

348
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,720
不,我...

349
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,520
振動器,不會吧?

350
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,480
–拜託
–聽話,好嗎?

351
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,440
好,可能有點冰

352
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:17,080
據我估計,妳大概有四個月了

353
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,440
妳想聽心跳嗎?

354
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,800
聽起來有點像這樣

355
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,640
真的嗎?

356
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,240
妳真的能接受這個?

357
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,480
對,抱歉

358
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,440
只是,這就是我一直想要的

359
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,560
但幾個月前
我必須說服自己不要懷抱希望

360
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,560
以為這永遠不會實現

361
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,240
大概七個月內就會實現了

362
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,440
–五個月
–五個月

363
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,560
五個月

364
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,280
我數學不好...

365
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,320
妳會有寶寶的,特蕾莎
然後我會離開

366
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,720
等我生下...這東西

367
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,480
我會出海離開,孩子就交給妳

368
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,080
沒人要妳離開

369
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,800
噢,拜託

370
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,480
這裡沒人接受我

371
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,160
12年級時
妳等不及要把我趕走

372
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,400
佐伊和莎絲姬亞一逮到機會
就把我推向大海

373
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,480
就連當我想加入瓜地馬拉海防隊時

374
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,880
他們也把我趕走

375
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,080
妳不是說妳吃了其中一個隊員嗎?

376
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,560
好,所以他們有理由

377
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:38,240
但重點是
我現在是孤狼,我屬於海上

378
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,400
珊蒂

379
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,080
妳...真是神經病

380
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,640
謝謝妳

381
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,960
但我們希望妳留下

382
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:57,680
好嗎?而且真的沒有其他人
是我願意一起撫養這孩子的...

383
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,320
除了我最好的朋友

384
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:05,520
什麼?

385
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,760
妳們好感人!

386
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,680
滾開,瑞妮!

387
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,040
這是專屬我們的時刻

388
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,520
晚餐

389
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,560
不...

390
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,440
對,我知道...

391
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,200
我無法在烤肉時一邊拉小提琴

392
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,800
讓大家跟著唱歌

393
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,440
我懂,大家別放在心上

394
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,680
不,我不敢苟同

395
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,400
可兒家族、大衛馬修樂團

396
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,680
具代表性的管弦鼓“夾腳拖之歌”

397
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,400
我來吧

398
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,720
我自願獻祭

399
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,960
等等,真的嗎?

400
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,000
對,聽著,我活夠了

401
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,080
我已經失去希望

402
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,760
妳們沒有,所以...

403
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,120
如果這樣能幫妳們活下去
那我會獻祭

404
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,240
天啊

405
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,800
–這樣有點麻木不仁
–妳確定嗎?艾米莉亞

406
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,000
對,我確定

407
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,880
但這不是《懸崖上的野餐》好嗎?

408
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,600
我不想看到任何...

409
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,120
妳們想讓她有機會退縮嗎?

410
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,880
不

411
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,040
我們要嘛現在就動手,要嘛就不要做

412
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,560
她昨晚對我說那些話時
對我來說就已經死了

413
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,080
所以,我來處理這件事,好嗎?

414
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,840
為了我們大家好

415
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,920
但之後不要再說
“佐伊總是把事情搞砸”

416
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,360
好嗎?不要再說
“佐伊不重要“,好嗎?

417
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,600
必須有人雙手沾血
那就是我,好嗎?

418
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,160
好

419
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,280
去擺桌子

420
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,400
天啊

421
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,120
–謝天謝地
–什麼鬼?

422
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,400
謝天謝地

423
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,160
我真的以為我把妳殺了

424
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,480
這很難拿捏

425
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,520
因為我要打得夠大力,讓大家相信

426
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,800
但又不能太大力把妳打死
看來我辦到了

427
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,520
佐伊,我怎麼會在自行車船上?

428
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,480
因為妳必須出海,艾米莉亞

429
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,320
有一個地方叫水肺城
他們可以給妳任何東西

430
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:47,640
所以我要妳去幫妳自己買藥
然後再回來,拜託

431
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,920
妳真是他媽的煩人

432
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,160
–什麼?
–我準備好要離世了,我很平靜

433
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,960
然後妳跑出來假裝配合獻祭

434
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,600
其實要搭船逃走

435
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,280
然後我就該恢復求生意志?

436
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,560
對

437
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,720
天啊,佐伊,妳知道妳是什麼嗎?

438
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,400
妳就像...一種病症,好嗎?

439
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,200
醫生會讓妳坐下來
然後說這樣真的很煩人

440
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:20,360
妳的人生有時會遇到危及生命之事

441
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,280
所以就要學會處理

442
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,960
妳知道我們有多幸運嗎?艾米莉亞

443
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,440
妳知道外面有多少人
他們只能孤軍奮戰嗎?

444
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,720
有人會渴望身邊有神經兮兮的人

445
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:39,520
因為我們之間有妳拒絕承認的友誼

446
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,080
但願沒有,因為,呃,好噁心

447
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,240
但我們兩人就只剩下友誼了

448
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,200
所以,對,抱歉,我會一直陪著妳

449
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,960
惹妳生氣,狠狠敲妳一下

450
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,800
以免妳被吃掉

451
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,960
然後告訴妳,妳的瀏海很棒
儘管看起來...還好

452
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:02,680
因為在這裡生存
和實際生活之間的差別

453
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,960
就是做一樣的事情之外
還有其他人陪著一起做

454
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,200
這就是他媽的恩典,好嗎?

455
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,680
我就知道我剪瀏海不好看

456
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,920
–天啊
–妳怎麼會讓我剪?

457
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,960
這真的是妳現在後悔的事嗎?

458
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,840
唉呀,天啊

459
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,080
這樣很好,會後悔表示妳有感受了

460
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,880
我想繼續感受事物

461
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,760
對,很好,那就站起來

462
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,880
快去!不要再想了,去吧

463
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,400
注意安全

464
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,920
然後要回來,拜託

465
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:57,520
我覺得用餐時有人念悼詞會更高雅

466
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,440
這樣我們可以真正感恩有人獻祭

467
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,520
–這不是劇院餐廳
–我不是這個意思

468
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,800
這是對艾米莉亞一生的尊重

469
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,000
以及她為我們做出的犧牲

470
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,800
聽起來就像劇院餐廳

471
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,520
–各位
–重點是感激她的付出

472
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,680
她的人生、她的愛好
她的朋友和家人...

473
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,440
那妳要說什麼?

474
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,240
我要說,妳知道...

475
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,040
–如果妳願意,我很樂意念悼詞
–各位!

476
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,840
我們一直在聽小佐廣播

477
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,920
我們可以看到像一所學校的建築

478
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,360
我們剛剛經過...籃網球場

479
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,120
目前正在接近懸崖面

480
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,440
那是西邊

481
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,040
那是...男生

482
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,120
妳們能聽見我們嗎?

483
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,320
各位!等等我,各位!

484
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,200
我知道我們不認識,但我好恐慌

485
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,800
因為我覺得我的額頭真的很臭
所以妳能不能幫我聞一下?

486
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,760
聞一下就行了

487
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,040
抱歉,那真的很怪

488
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,400
抱歉,那樣很怪

489
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,240
佐伊,站住!

490
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,480
上船吧!

491
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,080
如果妳不帶我回去,她們會殺了妳

492
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,520
妳早該說了

493
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,920
我一直站在這裡手足無措

494
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,240
就在等妳會不會也救我

495
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,760
平心而論,這艘船是設計給兩人騎的

496
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,160
所以我只能一直原地打轉

497
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,280
有道理

498
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,680
快點,笨蛋

499
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,040
抱歉

500
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,000
快來,修女!

501
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,320
布倫多的花花公子派對

502
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,600
妳們好,小姐們

503
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,560
我們一直在尋找可以安家的地方

504
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,400
而且我們很餓,所以...

505
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,040
去開火爐,女士們

506
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,440
妳們怎麼想?妳們會接納我們嗎?

507
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,160
六個可愛的男人要上岸了!

508
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,120
–妳的瀏海看起來沒那麼糟
–我們不需要討論這個

509
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,520
妳知道大家都說

510
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,720
爛髮型過一星期就好了

511
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,840
照妳騎車的速度
我到達目的地前會變成長髮公主

512
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,880
好啦,我的腿比較短

513
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,200
就繼續騎,小佐

514
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,800
繼續騎

515
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,280
字幕翻譯:黃雪英

516
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,360
創意監督:
謝慧霓