1 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,600 Where are you guys going? 2 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,000 I'll get you, you fucking bitches! 3 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,640 I've got killer whales that hunt on my command. 4 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:37,640 You better watch your back because Tilikum's coming! 5 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,120 - Where are they going? - Where the fuck do you think? 6 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,640 To find people and food. 7 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,280 And sexual partners. 8 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,200 Is that the whole class? 9 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,200 Sandy, did they steal your boat? 10 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,960 Yeah, and all the kayaks and all the canoes and the dead fucking chicken. 11 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,880 Some party, Amelia. 12 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,520 Wait! Guys! 13 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,800 I overslept! 14 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,720 Guys, for the love of God, don't leave me here! 15 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,760 Hey, buddy. 16 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,080 Breakfast's ready. 17 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,400 Please come and eat, Amelia. We've just boiled the last school shoe. 18 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,880 You got to get it while you can because we're moving on to carpet next. 19 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,040 Hey, have you ever tried a positivity journal? 20 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,920 I hear those things can rewire your brain. 21 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,560 Or what about, um... What about that laugh therapy thing? 22 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,600 You want to try that? 23 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,080 It's gonna be really weird at first, but I'll do it with you, okay? You ready? 24 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,840 One, two, three. 25 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,600 Stop trying to fix me, Zoe. I'm not going to fight this. 26 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,320 This is a perfectly natural reaction to the situation. 27 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,200 But there's people out there. 28 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,080 We just gotta wait for the others to find them and bring back help. 29 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,040 It's been 18 days, Zoe. 30 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,560 It's adorable you think they're ever coming back. 31 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,840 It's not like they've got a bloody mega yacht, you know. 32 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,360 It's going to take them a minute. 33 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:18,960 Either that or they're dead. 34 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,320 Is that it? 35 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,680 But the insole's got the most nourishment, 36 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,600 - and I'm eating for two. - I'm eating for two. 37 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,520 It's annoying, but she's right, guys. 38 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:48,680 Oh, whatever. I'm leaving soon, okay? 39 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,200 And if those bitches hadn't stolen my boat, I'd be out there 40 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,200 eating gull right now, not sensible fucking shoes. 41 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,200 Any luck? 42 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,720 Not really. She's like a phone without a signal. 43 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,480 Ooh! Where did we get sea salt flakes from? 44 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,440 Dandruff. 45 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,840 It just adds, like, a little something-something. Here. 46 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:07,840 Okay. 47 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,920 There she goes again. 48 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,360 I don't think she's ever been out this long before. 49 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,480 Don't waste it. 50 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,640 Stop! 51 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:50,120 Guys, it's time. We need to discuss it again. 52 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,640 - No! - Uh-uh. 53 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,280 - Hell, no. - It's not an option, Renee. 54 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,400 Okay? We just have to hang in there until the new crops come in. 55 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,040 And, in the meantime, the music room's freshly renovated, 56 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,600 the carpet's hardly been sat on. 57 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,080 Carpet isn't food! 58 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,000 Okay? We're never going to survive on carpet. 59 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,080 For weeks, our bodies have been going through 60 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,160 all our glycerol and ketone stores, 61 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,840 and now they're eating away at the muscle protein, too. 62 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,480 People can survive for ages on barely anything. 63 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,640 Look at Gandhi. 64 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,000 Look at Gwyneth Paltrow. 65 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,000 What? Not without their key organs failing. 66 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,760 Guys, our bodies are shutting down already. 67 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,880 That stench, that is our kidneys failing. 68 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,880 And our lungs, they're in the process of shrinking. 69 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:36,160 Our hearts will just eventually shrivel up and give out. 70 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,600 It's usually a heart attack that gets you in the end. 71 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,200 Or an infection. 72 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,040 How is that, uh, stab wound, Zo? 73 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,440 It's barely even festering, Renee. 74 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Guys, there is always a reason to keep going. 75 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,480 - Exactly. - Mmm. 76 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,040 Okay. 77 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,360 And this would be how we kept going. 78 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,120 And I'm so tired of being hangry. 79 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,240 Okay, Bicky, surely there are moral implications to this. 80 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,360 Well, I don't know. 81 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,760 We have been eating the body of Christ for millennia. 82 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,800 Oh, no. No, Zoe's right. It's immoral. 83 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,000 Oh, my God. You are overthinking this. 84 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,880 Okay, sure, the first time I ate that Guatemalan coast guard, 85 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,920 I felt weird, but then I felt fucking amazing. 86 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,080 Okay, well, then, if we're going to do this, 87 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,040 we need to do it soon before we're all too weak, right? 88 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,240 Oh, yeah. Okay. Cool. So who are we going to eat then? 89 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,360 Hmm? 90 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,520 Hmm? 91 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:37,120 Yeah, that's what I thought. 92 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,800 We're not going to eat anyone because how would we even decide? 93 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,160 Tribal council? 94 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,480 Tribal council. 95 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,160 No, no, girls, I was joking. 96 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,880 No, girls. I was joking. 97 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:02,360 Oh, real cute. The nun who loves reality TV. 98 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,360 Not so fucking cute now, is it, Bicky? 99 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,160 Wait, you dickheads! 100 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,320 Oh, that fucking possum. 101 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,240 Hi. 102 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:33,560 I thought maybe you'd want to talk to a, uh, professional. 103 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,720 Obviously, you're going to have to imbue 104 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,960 an inanimate object with those qualities, but worked for me. 105 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,760 Amelia, I know that this is a really fucked-up situation, 106 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,360 but we're worried about you. 107 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:49,840 Can you hear that? 108 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,920 You're hearing things, are you? 109 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,280 Like what, voices, or... 110 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,200 Wait, did Zoe put you up to this? 111 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,600 - Mmm... - Amelia, please. 112 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,400 I think maybe it's time that we charge up the battery 113 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,960 to give you some electroshock therapy, yeah? 114 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,200 You know what? I think I will take that mop. 115 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,800 Shut up and let me sleep. 116 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,600 Shut up! Shut up. 117 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,400 I mean, unless her therapist works differently to mine, 118 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,800 I don't think Amelia is in there talking about her feelings. 119 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,040 You guys talking strategy? 120 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,120 You're not planning to vote for me, are you? 121 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,800 No one's voting for anyone. 122 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,000 Shut up! Shut up! 123 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:36,640 So what's your thinking in terms of, um, personality versus physicality? 124 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,560 Like, are you trying to weigh up who's best in terms of meat 125 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,440 or who's worst terms of survival value? 126 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,840 - Well, I was thinking... - Mm-hmm. 127 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,240 - We could totally split the vote, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 128 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,440 And end up blindsiding [loudly] no one! 129 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,080 You idiots. 130 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,480 - We clearly can't rely on Zoe's vote. - Mmm. 131 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,120 Holy shitballs, Sandy. Did you do all this? 132 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,960 My boat looks amazing. 133 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,440 Yeah, I learned some shit out on the open sea, Zoe. 134 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,920 And it's my boat now. 135 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,720 Um, speaking of the open seas, 136 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,520 you've obviously spent quite a lot of time out there... 137 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,760 No thanks to you. 138 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,000 Yeah, still feel really bad about that. Um... 139 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,080 Just wondering, though. Do you think there's anywhere out there 140 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,560 that I could get some antidepressants for Amelia? 141 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,480 There has to be somewhere that hasn't been pillaged yet, right? 142 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,360 You're thinking about it all wrong, Zoe. 143 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,120 You need to find those who pillage. 144 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,760 It's called Scuba City. 145 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,400 It's this floating commune 146 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,320 made up of scuba diving instructors and their tour boats. 147 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,640 Every sun-bleached, slow-talking motherfucker 148 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,880 who ever wrapped their lips around a snorkel have banded together, 149 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,400 and now they're looting everything beneath the surface. 150 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,840 Wait, so all of those beach bums who failed school 151 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,080 and, like, chase the summer, they're fucking running shit now? 152 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,080 Pretty much. 153 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,720 Anything you want, they can dive down and get. 154 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,320 Fancy a tin of soup for dinner? 155 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,880 There's a Costco below. 156 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,440 I mean, antidepressants? 157 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,320 They could definitely do a chemist retrieval in their sleep. 158 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,360 That's amazing. That's perfect. 159 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,040 Yeah, it's perfect. It's amazing. 160 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,440 No, no. You want to avoid Scuba City, Zoe. 161 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,480 Anyone I ever knew who couldn't pay back Scuba City 162 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,400 wound up drowned. 163 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,080 Fuck. 164 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,960 Why the hell do you want to go back out there, then? 165 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:29,000 Uh, Zoe, I survived three months just by drinking my tears alone. 166 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,360 My weakness actually made me resilient as fuck. 167 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,760 I kind of want my kid thing to know that feeling too. 168 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,080 Teresa, as well. 169 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,240 As long I can convince her to come. 170 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,520 Aw, is that why you included the second bike? 171 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,840 Friendships, eh? They're all we've got. 172 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,760 Yep. 173 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,880 Until you're ready to eat a bitch. 174 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,400 Uh, you all right? 175 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,400 Girls! Eat me. 176 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,240 I'll do it. I'm the oldest, 177 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,640 I'm much more likely to go to heaven and I've found a few examples 178 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,000 of ritualized sacrifice in the Old Testament, 179 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,880 which served as a theological loophole for murder. 180 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,080 So, what do you say? 181 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,120 Uh, yeah, uh, 182 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,480 I think we just need a minute, Sister. 183 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,520 I'll say it. 184 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,520 Who's eating mutton when you could eat lamb? 185 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:52,480 Shh! 186 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:56,320 That is such a generous offer, Sister, but... 187 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,280 We can't eat a nun. 188 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,280 Because of God. It would just piss him off too much. 189 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,920 You understand, right? 190 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,120 But you can run the tribal council. 191 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,120 - Girls. 192 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,520 You've taken my little joke too far. 193 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,280 Oh, fuck it. Mutton it is. 194 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,640 No, no, no, no. 195 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,520 Yes, I will run tribal council. 196 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,520 Just give me a moment. 197 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:27,080 So, Zoe, how do you feel about the vote tonight? 198 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,000 Uh, yeah. Look, I'm, I'm obviously a target. 199 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,840 I'm the only one here who thinks this is fucking stupid. 200 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:37,920 You've kept me awake for the last time, you little shit. 201 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,760 Where are you? 202 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,160 Time to start thinking like a possum. 203 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,320 Once the votes are counted, the decision is final, 204 00:11:55,320 --> 00:12:00,240 and the person with the highest amount of votes will be... eliminated. 205 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,840 First vote. 206 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,440 Zoe. 207 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,800 No surprise there. 208 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,640 Second vote. 209 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,760 Teresa. 210 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,960 Third vote. 211 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,120 - Megan. - Oh! 212 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,680 Teresa. 213 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,040 What? 214 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,760 Teresa. 215 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,600 Are you fucking serious? 216 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,000 All I have done for months 217 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,960 is cook and clean for you ungrateful bitches. 218 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:38,160 All while toe-less, mind you, and this is the thanks I get? 219 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,040 It's not personal, honestly. 220 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:43,200 You've treated your body like a temple through years of IVF. 221 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,880 You're organic as shit, T. 222 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,240 Well, if you are all going to use motherhood against me, 223 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,200 then I am going to use it to save myself. 224 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,480 - Huh? - What? 225 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,440 I'm gonna raise Sandy's baby. 226 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,360 What? Really? 227 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,560 - The heck is this shit? - You'd do that for me? 228 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,440 Yes, if it keeps the baby safe. 229 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,640 But we're not raising it out at sea like a couple of pirate freaks. 230 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:12,320 Okay? We stay on land and we go to Renee for weekly check-ups. 231 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,840 Oh, okay, okay. 232 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,560 So I'm saved or what? 233 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,240 - Yes. - Yeah. 234 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,320 I mean, mothers keep things running, so T is safe. 235 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,600 - Thank you. - Congratulations. 236 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,600 Teresa. Does not count. 237 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,800 - Zoe. - Come on. 238 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,640 That's two votes, Zoe. 239 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,640 One vote, Megan. 240 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Teresa. 241 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,560 Does not count. 242 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,080 Final vote. 243 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,560 It's Megan. 244 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,680 - What the fuck? - What the fuck? 245 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,960 So we have two votes, Zoe, two votes, Megan. 246 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,560 We have a tie. 247 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,440 Two-for-one meal deal. 248 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:57,920 Nice. 249 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,000 Hey there, little buddy. 250 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,600 - Amelia? 251 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,880 No, no! 252 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,520 What? What do you want? 253 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,840 You look nice. 254 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,400 Uh, we just need you to 255 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,800 come to tribal council and vote in the tiebreaker, please. 256 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:26,440 No, I'm doing what I promised to do weeks ago, and I'm waiting for death. 257 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,160 Okay? You guys should try it. 258 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,880 Amelia! 259 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,040 I'm trying really hard not to regress right now. 260 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,840 I'm trying to be gentle. 261 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,760 And I understand that you have a different take on the situation. 262 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:45,320 But you are also kind of the reason that we are facing this decision. 263 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,280 Your little party really screwed us over. 264 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,520 So, please, come and vote, 265 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:57,800 because the rest of us really would love to survive, even if you don't want to. 266 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,800 Fine. 267 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,920 That was a close call... 268 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,320 to turn the bitch back on. 269 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,600 Sure. But why am I on the chopping block? 270 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,360 I'm sorry, but playing the fiddle is not a survival skill. 271 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,800 What, so we don't value art anymore? 272 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,800 This country's never valued art. Why start now? 273 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,080 Amelia. 274 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,160 Listen, I know I messed up, a lot. 275 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,720 But there are people out there, guys, 276 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,200 and there are other ways to survive. 277 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,600 It's not even about choosing me or choosing Megan. 278 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,640 It's about choosing no one. 279 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,160 Yeah, that... that makes sense to me. 280 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,520 Thank you. 281 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,800 What kind of life is this anyway, guys? 282 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,960 Just because human beings can survive doesn't mean that they should. 283 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,920 Suffering doesn't equate to meaning. 284 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,240 Sometimes it's just suffering. 285 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,280 No, no, no. That is not true. That is not what I meant. 286 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,480 There's always hope, okay? 287 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,760 - We've survived this long, I mean... - No. 288 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,160 No, Zoe. It doesn't matter. You're missing the point. 289 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,320 None of it matters. 290 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,440 It doesn't matter that we created electricity or that we grew crops or, 291 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,680 or even that there are other people out there. 292 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:20,200 Those people don't matter. We don't matter. You don't matter. 293 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,960 I matter. 294 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,440 I fucking matter. I'm the whole reason you came here. 295 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,960 I'm the reason you're still alive, so choose me. 296 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,000 Please, save me. 297 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,680 Oh, Zoe. 298 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,120 Don't you know that you're the girl who doesn't get chosen? 299 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,760 But somehow you're surprised to be standing here yet again, 300 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,360 waiting to be eliminated. 301 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,800 So, no, I don't choose you. 302 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,760 But I don't choose Megan either. 303 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,920 This is all gonna be over for all of us soon enough. 304 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,200 Let's not make it any harder until then. 305 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,560 She makes good points. 306 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,400 Yeah, actually, Zoe's fucked up a lot. 307 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,160 - Yeah. - Don't listen to her. She's mental. 308 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,200 It was Zoe who trapped us at the reunion. 309 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,080 Did you see what she was wearing? She's unhinged. 310 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,000 Zoe pushed Sandy out to sea. 311 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,520 And then she made Saskia take the blame. 312 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,200 And it was Zoe's fault the netball hoop fell on my toe. 313 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,960 That was an accident. 314 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,800 Also was an accident that you killed the last chicken at formal? 315 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,560 - Exactly! That's why we're starving now. - She always called me Pepé. 316 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,240 I'm the only one who knows how to work the radio. 317 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,560 - She's not wrong. 318 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,080 - So... - True. 319 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,960 Now that we know that there are people out there, 320 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,080 that's kind of more important than ever. 321 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,280 Well, I can... 322 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,720 I don't have any comebacks. 323 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,800 - Megan. 324 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,640 I vote Megan. 325 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,800 Yeah, me, too. 326 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,200 - No, no. - It just makes sense. 327 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,200 No. 328 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,320 Same. 329 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:11,040 - So sorry, Megan. - Megan. Seems obvious to me. 330 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,240 - What the hell? - Megan. 331 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,240 I vote for Megan, too. And so does our baby. 332 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:22,000 - Saskia. Oh, please, you tell them. - Please you don't do this. 333 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,320 - Please. - Oh, guys, it's not personal. 334 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,480 It's just... If this is what the group wants, then, 335 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,640 yeah, it's Megan. I'm sorry. 336 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,400 Girls, this has now gone too far, and I'm very sorry 337 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,920 - that I played along. - Call it, Sister. 338 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,400 For the greater good. 339 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:38,960 Don't. 340 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,640 The person with the highest number of votes... 341 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,000 is Megan. 342 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,560 Are you serious? 343 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,880 You're a bunch of skanks, the lot of you! 344 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,280 Just a bunch of daughters of bitches. 345 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,920 Yeah, walk away. I don't care. Fuck the lot of you! 346 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,560 You are a bunch of balls. 347 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,800 I'm sorry. 348 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,080 Good morning, listeners. 349 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,560 Today is a really bad day for us. 350 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:30,560 Once again, our coordinates are 34.4100 degrees south, 351 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,320 150.3037 degrees east. 352 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,480 We know that you're out there. 353 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,320 Please... 354 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,800 come and save us from ourselves. 355 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,560 How are we all feeling today? 356 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,880 Excited? 357 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:56,800 You good? Okay. All right, let's see what we have here. 358 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,760 It's obviously a baby. 359 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,320 Or is it? 360 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,720 No, no. I... 361 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,520 A vibrator, really? 362 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,280 - Please. - Just go with it, okay? 363 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,440 Okay. Might be a little bit cold. 364 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:17,080 By my estimations, you're about four months along. 365 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,880 Do you wanna hear the heartbeat? 366 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,320 Well, it would sound a little bit like this. 367 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,800 Really? 368 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,160 Really, this is, this is working for you? 369 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,320 Yeah. Sorry. 370 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,920 It's just, this is all I've ever wanted. 371 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,240 But I had to talk myself out of it months ago. 372 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,560 You know, thinking that it would never happen. 373 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,160 Well, it's happening in about seven months. 374 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,000 - Five. - Five. 375 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,280 Maths, I... 376 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,080 You'll get your baby, Teresa, and I'll go. 377 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,720 Once I deliver the... thing, 378 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,280 I'll sail off and leave you to it. 379 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,080 What, Sandy? No one is asking you to leave. 380 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,400 Oh, please. 381 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,480 No one wants me here. 382 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,680 You could not wait for me to leave in Grade 12. 383 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,880 And Zoe and Saskia pushed me out to sea first chance they got. 384 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,000 Oh... 385 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,680 Even when I tried to join that group of Guatemalan coast guards, 386 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,800 they cut me loose, too. 387 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,080 I mean, didn't you say you ate one? 388 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,560 Okay, so they had grounds. 389 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:38,240 But the point is, I am a lone wolf now, and I belong at sea. 390 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,400 Sandy, 391 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,080 you... are an absolute psycho. 392 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,640 Thank you. 393 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,960 But we want you here. 394 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,400 Okay? And there is literally no one else I would want to raise this kid with 395 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,320 than my best friend. 396 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,920 Oh, you guys! 397 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,600 Fuck off, Renee! 398 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,880 This is our moment. 399 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,720 Oh! 400 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,560 Oh, no, no, no... 401 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,760 What... 402 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,440 Yeah, I know. I know. 403 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,640 It's not like I can whip out a violin at a barbecue 404 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,520 to try to get a singalong going. 405 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,440 I get it. No hard feelings, guys. 406 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,800 No, I beg to differ. 407 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,280 The Corrs, Dave Matthews Band, 408 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,760 the orchestral drum of the "Thong Song," iconic. 409 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,400 I'll do it. 410 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,720 I volunteer to be sacrificed instead. 411 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,960 Wait, really? 412 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,040 Yeah. Look, I'm done. 413 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,120 I've lost hope. 414 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,640 You guys haven't, so... 415 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,120 If it helps you go on, then that's, that's what I'll do. 416 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,880 - Fucking fuck! 417 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,800 - All right, guys, a little insensitive. - Are you sure, Amelia? 418 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,840 Yeah. I'm sure. 419 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,880 But none of this Picnic at Hanging Rock shit, all right? 420 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,560 - I don't want to see any... 421 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,040 What, did you want to give her a chance to chicken out? 422 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,840 No. 423 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,440 We either do this now, or we're not going to do it at all. 424 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,120 The minute she said that shit to me last night, 425 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,560 she was pretty much dead to me anyway. 426 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,040 So, I'm going to take care of this, okay? 427 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,840 For all of us. 428 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,920 But then no more, "Zoe always fucks shit up." 429 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,120 Okay? No more, "Zoe doesn't matter," all right? 430 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,320 Somebody has to do the gory shit around here, 431 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,040 and it's gonna be me, okay? 432 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,160 Okay. 433 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,240 - Go and set the table. 434 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,400 Oh! 435 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,120 - Oh, fuck. 436 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,000 - Oh, thank God. - What the hell? 437 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,400 Thank God. 438 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,320 For a second there, I actually thought I had properly done you in. 439 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,480 That was really hard to judge 440 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,840 because I had to hit you hard enough to make it convincing, 441 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,240 but, like, not so hard that you died. 442 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,760 It looks like I fucking nailed it. 443 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,520 Why am I on a bike, on a boat, Zoe? 444 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,480 Because you have to go, Amelia, okay? 445 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,720 There is a place out there called Scuba City, 446 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,320 and they can get you anything you need. 447 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,720 So I need you to go out there and get yourself some meds, 448 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,640 and then come back home, please. 449 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,760 You are so fucking annoying. 450 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,200 - What? - I was ready to go. 451 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,160 I was at peace. 452 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,960 And then you go out and you do this fucking fake sacrifice 453 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,600 and psycho boat escape, 454 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,240 and, what, I'm just meant to come back from all of that? 455 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,560 Yes. 456 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,720 Oh, my God, Zoe, you know what you are? 457 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,360 You're like a, uh, uh... Like a diagnosis, okay? 458 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,200 When the doctor sits you down and says this really annoying 459 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,360 and sometimes life-threatening thing is now a part of your life, 460 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,320 so you're just gonna have to learn to deal with it. 461 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,720 Do you know how lucky we are, Amelia? 462 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,440 You know how many people are out there and they're just completely alone? 463 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,360 People who would kill to have someone who was a diagnosis 464 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:39,520 because this thing, this thing that you refuse to call friendship 465 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,080 because, God forbid, ew, yucky, 466 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,120 this is all either of us have left. 467 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,000 So, yeah, sorry, I'm always going to be here, 468 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,960 pissing you off and whacking you just the perfect amount 469 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,800 so that you don't get fucking eaten, 470 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,480 and telling you your fringe looks great even though it looks... fine, 471 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,120 because the difference between surviving 472 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,880 and actually living up here 473 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,600 is doing all the same shit, but having somebody else to do it with. 474 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,200 It's a fucking privilege, okay? 475 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,680 I knew I couldn't pull off a fringe. 476 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,920 - Oh, my God. - Why'd you let me do that? 477 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,960 Is that seriously what you're regretting right now? 478 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,840 Oh, fuck. Oh, God. 479 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,880 This is good. Regret means you're feeling something. 480 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,840 I want to keep feeling things. 481 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,760 Yeah. Good. Then just get up. 482 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,880 Go, go, go! Don't think. Just go. 483 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,400 Be safe. 484 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,600 And come back, please. 485 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:57,520 Well, I just think it's more tasteful to have someone do the eulogy as we eat, 486 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,480 so we can truly appreciate the sacrifice. 487 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,000 It's not a theater restaurant, Genevieve. 488 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,520 I'm not saying it's a theater restaurant. 489 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,800 - It's an honoring of Amelia's life 490 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,000 - and the sacrifice she's made for us. - Guys. 491 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,800 That sounds a lot like a theater restaurant to me. 492 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,720 - Guys. - It's not, 493 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,520 it's just about appreciating what she did, 494 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,960 her life, her hobbies, her... 495 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,720 - friends and family... - What are you gonna say? 496 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,680 Guys. 497 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,640 I'm gonna say, you know... 498 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,040 Guys! 499 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,840 We have been listening to Zo-Zo FM. 500 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,920 We can see what looks like a school. 501 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,360 We've just passed... netball courts 502 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,120 and, uh, could be a cliff face. 503 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,360 That's the west side. 504 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,080 That's... That's boys. 505 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,320 Hey! Wait up. Hey! 506 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,760 Hi. I know we don't know each other, but I'm freaking out 507 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,960 because I think my forehead really smells, 508 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,400 so can you, can you just smell it for me? 509 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,760 Just, just smell it. 510 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,040 Sorry, that was really weird. 511 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,400 - I'm sorry. That was weird. 512 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,240 Zoe, stop! 513 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,480 Get on the boat! 514 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,680 They'll kill you if you go back without me. 515 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,640 Oh, it's about freaking time. 516 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,920 Been standing out here flapping like a dick in the wind, 517 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,160 waiting to see if you'd save me, too. 518 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,760 Well, to be fair, this boat is built for two people, 519 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,160 so I can only go around in a circle. 520 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,280 It's a fair point. 521 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,680 Well, hurry up, dickhead. 522 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,040 Sorry. 523 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,000 Come on, Sister! 524 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,240 Good day, girls. 525 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,560 We've been looking for a place to call home. 526 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,400 And we're pretty hungry, so, uh... 527 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,880 fire up the stove, ladies. 528 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,200 What do you reckon? Will you have us? 529 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,120 Six lovely lads coming ashore! 530 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,680 You know, your fringe doesn't actually look that bad. 531 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,080 Okay, we don't need to talk about it. 532 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,520 You know what they say, 533 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,720 it's only like a week between a shit haircut and a good haircut. 534 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,880 Yeah, well, at the rate you're riding at, 535 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,840 I'll be freaking Rapunzel before we get anywhere. 536 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,880 All right, then. I've got little legs. 537 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,200 Just keep riding, Zo-Zo. 538 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,800 Keep riding.