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[Sister Bicky] We are here today
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to mourn the loss
of a very special young woman.
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Forgetab...
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Laura Cunningham, who was the captain
of the debating team.
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[Laura clears throat]
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Oh, my mistake, dear. Of course.
Formidable cox in the rowing team.
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Sorry, Sister. That was actually me.
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Uh, back-up dancer
in the "Rock is Dead" vid?
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- Before our time.
- Oh, Christ on a bike,
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- just hit the tape, Genevieve.
- [snickering]
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♪ Amazing grace ♪
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♪ How sweet the sound ♪
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Nice of you to mourn me, ladies.
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- [rock music playing]
- [all gasp]
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Oh, no.
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- Just a pity I'm not dead.
- This is actually for me.
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- [screaming]
- No, no, no.
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[Renee] Run, Saskia!
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I can explain. I've changed.
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That's okay. I can pivot.
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- Yah!
- [all groaning]
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- Figures. Revenge kick to the cunt.
- Totes justified.
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No, no, no, no, Sandra Dee, Sandra Dee,
you don't have to do this.
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Whoa. Hey, Sandy. Whoa!
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What has Zoe ever done to you, huh?
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- Are you serious? She...
- Okay!
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I...
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- I...
- [Sandy] Spit it out, Zoe!
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I helped Saskia push Sandy out to sea.
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- [Sandy] There it is.
- [all gasp]
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- And you've just been sitting on this?
- I know, I hate myself.
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Especially after everything
we put Saskia through?
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- [Zoe] I wish I was dead.
- [groaning]
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What's wrong with you...
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[all exclaim]
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Son of a bitch!
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In the back, Sandy? You kidding me?
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You're a backstabbing bitch, Zoe.
Backstabbing bitches get backstabbed.
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And you!
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Me? What did I do?
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Catch on, girls. Catch on.
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[all screaming]
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Hold me down all you like, ladies.
The damage is already done.
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Don't you love the smell of smoked lettuce
in the morning, girls?
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Oh, shit. The crops!
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Sorry.
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Well, they do say revenge
is a dish best served char grilled.
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I just came back to fuck you all up
and starve you out,
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so if someone would kindly return
my D'Amiré bag, I will be on my way
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and Teresa will be coming with me.
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- [groans]
- Sandy, what is your problem?
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Yeah, Sandy, what the hell?
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[all groaning]
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[coughs]
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Oh, it stinks.
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Seagull.
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Goes down smooth,
doesn't always stay there.
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What's out there, Sandy?
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- How's the market?
- Is Brisbane gone?
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Is there anything left?
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There's nothing, okay?
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Just endless fucking ocean.
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[groans]
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Hey, Mels.
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Does that mean that my embryos are gone?
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Mels, could you... Little help here?
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Yeah, no.
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That's not something
that I can help you with.
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In fact, uh, ladies,
just a public service announcement.
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Zoe is not to be helped, okay?
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If she asks you to take the knife
out of her backstabbing back,
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- please politely decline.
- [Megan] Yeah, the old freeze out.
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I know what that feels like.
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- [Amelia] That is exactly what I mean.
- [Sandy] Okay, what have I missed?
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I didn't know what Saskia
was making me do.
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- It was pretty obvious.
- And also, I've been stabbed.
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- I'm a victim.
- [all] Oh, my God.
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Okay, ladies of Ridge Heights,
let's not panic.
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Things will regrow in a month,
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or three, and in the meantime,
we'll ration these out.
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What's 12 cherry tomatoes
divided by the whole class
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multiplied by a month?
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[girls calculating]
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I'm not doing this.
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Well, we all know maths
isn't your strong suit, Amelia.
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- Anyone else?
- No, I mean,
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if this is the last of the food,
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if the proposition is half
a fucking lettuce leaf a day and...
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if no one is coming to save us, then...
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I think we're done here, right?
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Huh?
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What the hell?
No, we're not done here, Amelia.
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- Yeah. We should finish my funeral first.
- Excuse me. We're ignoring her.
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Oh, sorry.
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Come on, guys.
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Did we really think that
of all the people on the planet,
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we were the only ones
that were meant to survive?
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That's, like, the most millennial thing
I've ever fucking heard.
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Yeah, but we know how to do this.
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We know how to survive.
We just have to re-plan.
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- No.
- We didn't just make fire.
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We made electricity, you know?
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We're pretty much a week away
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from reinventing social media
at this point.
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- Come on, guys.
- [Amelia] But it doesn't matter.
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Because what's the point?
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There's no finish line, right?
When does it end?
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We say when it ends.
We survived longer than most,
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that's great,
but we're not going to beat this.
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It's a fucking apocalypse.
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Hang on.
Do we really believe that this chick
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- survived out at sea by herself?
- Look at her.
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[Zoe] Sandy couldn't even go
to the tuck shop alone.
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Are we actually going to top ourselves
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because this fucking lunatic claims
that there's no one else out there?
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[screeches]
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I know we're supposed
to be freezing her out
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but are you pitching we kill ourselves?
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No, I'm pitching that we stop
exhausting ourselves with survival.
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It's the same thing.
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I'm pitching that, that,
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that we actually enjoy ourselves
for one fucking minute
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and then we meet our fate head on.
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I'm pitching...
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I guess I'm pitching
a fucking farewell party.
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Oh, 'cause now you're fun.
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[all murmuring agreement]
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Fuck it. I'm in.
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No, you're coming with me. [grunts]
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Sandy, stop!
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Everything I've been holding on for
is gone.
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My husband, my embryos, my entire life.
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Let's cook everything we have left over
in the tuck shop.
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None of this watery lentil shit.
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- I'm in.
- [Tegan] All right. Cool.
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I've got some moonshine ready to roll
if you want to up the ante.
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- Yes.
- Oh, shut the fuck up, Tegan.
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Um, sorry, guys,
but we are not having a party.
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[all groaning]
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Thank you, Pepé. Jesus.
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Because the party to end
all parties isn't called a party.
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It's called a motherfucking
end-of-year formal!
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[all cheering]
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[upbeat pop song playing]
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[Genevieve]
Let's talk themes for the formal.
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I've already vetoed Under the Sea
because it's too on-the-nose.
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And I think what might be better
is A Night in Paris.
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Guys, let's not overthink this.
The theme is obviously...
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Last Night on Earth.
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Mmm.
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No? I'm sorry. I'm just a bit excited.
I missed the formal the first time around.
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You missed the Diplo incident then.
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- Uh, Forgettable Laura, shh!
- [all chattering excitedly]
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No, no, no...
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The Diplo incident?
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Genevieve was scammed by a fake Diplo
who said he'd DJ our formal
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if she collected $20,000
from the student body.
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It was a very convincing email chain.
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And then Saskia, she got...
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I asked my dad to book Thirsty Merc
at the last minute,
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and people still talk
about that party to this day.
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- What?
- So, yeah,
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I know I'm not, like, "officially"
on the planning committee,
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but if you need any help...
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No, you're not.
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Genevieve, the more, the merrier.
Get in here.
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Amazing.
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So, guys, this is the last party
that humankind will ever throw,
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so I want all your bad ideas.
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We could have a buffet
with the last of the food.
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I love that, but bigger. A bacchanal!
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- Yo, I went to a foam party once.
- Doesn't mean you should do it again.
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Foam is a must. As is a fight club.
I've always wanted to fuck a bitch up.
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Ooh, does anybody know how to fight well?
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What about a makeup station?
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I have always wanted a fringe.
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There was a front flip I never landed
in Year 9 P.E.
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I'm going to find that mini-tramp.
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Prove Mr. Frankopoulous wrong.
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Great. We should, um,
we should write this down.
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Don't you think?
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Uh, committee chair
has right of the whiteboard markers.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, okay. Yeah.
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I'm just trying to help if it's...
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Okay, sorry. Yeah.
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[blows raspberry] You guys work on that.
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I'm going to go find those
unfun mushrooms to cook up.
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Who knows?
Maybe I'll even find some fun ones.
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Where's that chick been hiding, right?
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Don't distract.
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Sister, this party, I've begged them
not to go through with it,
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but somebody with a bit of authority
needs to put a stop to all this.
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Real friggin' mature
for a woman of the cloth.
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You know, a freeze out doesn't mean
you literally freeze, right?
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Wait. Are you...
Are you going to this thing?
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Fucking unbelievable.
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Can you at least help me
get this knife out of my back?
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If Year 9 religion taught me anything,
it's that your boy JC
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was only on the cross for an hour
before they took mercy on him, so...
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- Six.
- Come again?
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My boy JC was on the cross for six hours,
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so you have a ways to go.
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Useless!
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[upbeat pop song playing]
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- [Sandy growling]
- [Megan grunting]
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[Sandy] Look at you,
struggling without your little sidekick.
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At least Tegan would be a match for me.
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Tegan is her own person
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upon whom I no longer co-depend.
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- [grunts]
- [gasps] Whoa! You psycho pirate.
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I never did sports, so you better hope
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I don't accidentally hit some something
I wasn't aiming for.
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[screaming]
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Get me Teresa and my bag.
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[Megan] Why are you so obsessed
with Teresa?
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[bell ringing]
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- Ugh.
- How dare you?
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Lamington's an Australian delicacy.
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[Saskia] What time's your flight again,
you ungrateful shit?
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[Zoe] Let us call you a cab.
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Or better yet, customs.
Someone deport this loser ASAP!
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[Saskia] Get out of Australia.
Right now. First flight back.
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[Zoe] Pack your bags and leave.
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[Amelia] Don't think about
your embryos, Teabag.
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Think about the party!
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Since you've managed to convince everyone
on this stupid island not to help me,
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including a nun, who seems to have
forgotten the virtue of forgiveness,
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I guess I'm gonna have to get
this bad boy out myself.
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Oh, fuck.
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Ow!
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I think she got a nerve or something.
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Ah! Yes, you did it. The last chicken.
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Great work, Forgettable Laura.
Let's find a cage for it.
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I don't want to kill it yet.
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I have grand plans for you,
my Kentucky fried friend.
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Can you hear yourself?
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[whistling]
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So I'm the bad guy because I pushed
one lousy person out to sea,
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and yet you are about
to lead our entire class
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into some kind of Jonestown situation,
and you're whistling while you work.
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[continues whistling]
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Are you okay?
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Is this because you're off your meds?
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[laughing]
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I've been off my meds a day, you dickhead.
246
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,200
What you're actually witnessing, Zoe,
247
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,240
is the lightness of not caring about,
248
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,600
about the future, about survival.
249
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:48,760
But most importantly about you. [laughs]
250
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,360
I don't have to think about
how much longer we're going to be
251
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,040
stuck here together because
it's just all gonna be over soon.
252
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,480
And I just... I can't bloody wait.
253
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,960
Look, I know I let you down, okay?
254
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,440
So, fine, give up on me. No problem.
255
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,920
But please, Mels, don't give up on this.
256
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,760
Don't give up on surviving.
257
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,840
Mushies are ready, Teabag.
258
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,920
Watch your back.
259
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,360
It just shit on me.
260
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,080
[chicken clucks]
261
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,440
[rock song playing]
262
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,800
[Zoe] Let's see you bitches
have a party without music!
263
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,120
[indistinct chatter]
264
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,360
[rock song ends]
265
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,720
[hip-hop song playing]
266
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,240
- [all screaming]
- Teresa!
267
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,720
What the fuck, Sandy?
268
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,360
[Sandy] Teresa, get back here!
269
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,680
[groans]
270
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,200
Teresa!
271
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,760
Get the hell back in here.
272
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,040
Ugh!
273
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,920
Shut up!
274
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,560
[screams]
275
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,960
- Come on, you little bitch!
- [screams]
276
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,840
- Oh, my God, this is amazing.
- Wow.
277
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,160
What?
278
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,560
[chuckles] Oh, my God!
279
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,560
Yay.
280
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:12,400
Okay, this almost trumps Thirsty Merc.
Saskia strikes again.
281
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,000
It was actually all Genevieve.
282
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,320
The creative vision, the logistics,
the styling.
283
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:20,600
I mean, no one else is fit to plan
the last formal in human history. Right?
284
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,160
Good job. [gasps]
285
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,280
Come in!
286
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,320
I just, you know, broke up
some foam pieces for the pit and stuff.
287
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,320
Hey, did you see the graffiti?
288
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,600
It was all Genevieve.
289
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,440
Can you believe it?
This all just came from her head.
290
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,440
- She's a mastermind.
- Just shit on me already, would you?
291
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,520
This fake nice bullshit is so much worse.
292
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,120
But I'm not being fake. I'm...
293
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,440
Hey, I thought that we were okay.
294
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,800
I am sorry, Genevieve.
295
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,880
Let the beat drop.
296
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,560
- Whoo!
- [soft pop playing]
297
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,200
[all groaning]
298
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,840
What the hell is this shit?
299
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,840
[Genevieve] Christian rock
is all that was left.
300
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:05,160
Zoe snapped all the CDs.
I had to improvise.
301
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,200
[Tegan] Oh, yeah, okay, improvise...
302
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,160
Hey, you're gonna dance
and you're gonna like it, okay?
303
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,200
Five, six, seven, eight, and dance.
304
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,760
Look, I can't change the fact
that I fucked you up, but...
305
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,360
you spent all of high school
making things happen for everyone else.
306
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,360
And I just...
I think you deserve to enjoy yourself.
307
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,000
- Okay, but the drink allocations...
- Is something I can handle.
308
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,800
Now, scull, Genevieve.
309
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,640
Scull, scull, scull, scull, scull, scull.
310
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,680
[all chanting]
311
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,760
Okay. Okay.
312
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,240
[all cheering]
313
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,560
[all] Scull, scull, scull!
314
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,760
[all] Go, go, go, go!
315
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,840
Whoa!
316
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,640
- [all groan]
- [Tegan laughs]
317
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,240
Fuck you, Franko.
318
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,720
Zero out of ten for skill,
but ten out of ten for lols, right, Megs?
319
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,200
[Tegan] I've got to get my bucket back!
320
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:34,240
Amelia. Amelia. Please don't do this.
321
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,200
Oh! Did no one tell you, Zoe?
You're not invited.
322
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,400
Megan, this is dumb.
323
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,640
- What?
- [screams]
324
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,880
Her feet are like a vice.
It makes no sense.
325
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,080
Okay. Um...
326
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,000
- [screams] Fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Oh, my God.
327
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,400
Who nipple cripples?
328
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,280
Megan, what do I do?
Do I pull her off or what?
329
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,600
Don't pull her off,
my nips will rip with her!
330
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,080
Okay, um, um...
331
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,480
[screaming]
332
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,080
Fucking cunt, you let go!
333
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,400
Not until you let go of Megan.
334
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,080
Why the fuck do you even care?
You're not even friends anymore.
335
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,440
[screams] Get me Teresa and I'll let go.
336
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,080
Okay, yeah, maybe we weren't friends,
but then I realized everyone sucks.
337
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,200
Took you long enough.
338
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,160
Yes, and I realized, hey, 18-year-old me
thought she wanted more friends.
339
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,680
Oh, my gosh. She's twisting.
340
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,320
Yeah, but then I thought
18-year-old me also thought she liked boys
341
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,720
and that cargo pants
were the height of fashion.
342
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,000
- And I'm really sorry.
- Apology accepted.
343
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,520
- [screams] Get her off.
- [retches]
344
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,960
You two literally make me sick.
345
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,480
[panting]
346
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,160
I am so proud of you for getting sober,
347
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,520
but you should just ditch her
and come to formal with me, okay?
348
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,960
- Really?
- It's the last party ever, so who cares?
349
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:51,520
Oh, I want to but, if I'm being honest,
I sort of like being off the booze.
350
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,920
I just...
351
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:58,560
I feel things again,
and if this really is the last party ever,
352
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,440
I want to feel that, too.
353
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,320
Wow. Okay.
354
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,240
Ooh! [chuckles]
355
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,800
I didn't think I'd ever say this, but, um,
356
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,320
fuck it, let's just go sober.
357
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,800
Reckon we can just tie her up again
and leave her?
358
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,080
You're thinking with your noggin.
359
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,920
[clicks tongue]
Start thinking with your nips.
360
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,320
Let's go.
361
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,960
- [all cheering]
- [pop song playing]
362
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,520
[Sandy breathing heavily]
363
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,080
[Zoe] Hey, buddy.
364
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,080
Thought this might
make you feel a bit better.
365
00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,760
Just...
366
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,400
[Zoe] Um...
367
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,400
It was a bit of a dog move,
what Sas and I did to you.
368
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,480
I'm sorry, Sandy. Really.
369
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,520
You can't carry the weak.
370
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,680
[sighing] That's survival. I get it.
371
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,880
Should've seen it coming, really.
The three of you never wanted me around.
372
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:22,880
[all laughing]
373
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,720
What do you mean, three of us?
374
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,800
Teresa wasn't there
the night we pushed you out.
375
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,720
Exactly.
376
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,920
She never led the charge,
but she never stopped
377
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,960
the two of you from shitting
on me either, so...
378
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,400
[girls laughing]
379
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,200
[Zoe sighs] Oh, yes!
380
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,640
I'm learning it's the things you don't say
that get you in the most trouble.
381
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,160
Oh, God.
382
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,000
[groans] I keep forgetting.
383
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
[chuckles]
384
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,520
[Zoe] Oh, I don't know, Sandy.
385
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,880
I spent my whole life
trying to fit in with those girls.
386
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,640
And now, because of what I did to you,
I've just completely stuffed it up.
387
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,440
But... it's not fair that you lose out
388
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,920
just because I'm a desperate numpty.
389
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,160
- So you'll free me?
- Hell, no. [laughs]
390
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,080
Are you kidding me? You've got fucking
seagull heads around your neck.
391
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,640
No, but us rejects
deserve a last supper, too.
392
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,200
So what do you say I get us some food?
393
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,720
- I presume you're still gluten-free?
- Hmm.
394
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,560
My microbiota is still clean as fuck.
395
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,440
Great.
396
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,640
- Hey, Zo.
- [Zoe] Mmm?
397
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,160
Thanks for my bag.
398
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,320
It's a D'Amiré, don't you know?
399
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,080
[chicken clucking]
400
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,160
No way.
401
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,480
Hello, mate.
402
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,400
Go on, bud. Go on, mate, be free.
403
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,400
Here. Here we go.
404
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,240
There you go, buddy.
405
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,520
- Go on. Be free.
- [chicken clucks]
406
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,000
[gasps]
407
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,000
Eggies.
408
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,680
Yes. Fucking hell.
409
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,640
Hope you like sunny side up.
410
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,080
Fuck.
411
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,520
Oh! Lady Pirate totally played me.
412
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,080
[squishing]
413
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,080
[grunts] Disgusting, Sandy.
414
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,480
[all cheering]
415
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,240
Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
416
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,720
- Hey!
- Hi!
417
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,720
You naughty girl! How did you get out?
418
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,400
Want a drink? They're the best.
419
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,800
Drinking is the best.
420
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,880
No, thanks, not drinking right now.
421
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,440
[muffled screams]
422
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,400
Whoo!
423
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,440
Fight club's over there, ladies.
424
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,000
[Teresa] When did you get
so freakishly strong?
425
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,880
[Sandy] Six months, you little bitch!
426
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,560
- [Zoe] Hey!
- [Teresa] Where the hell are we going?
427
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,080
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
428
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,080
If you are planning to kill Teresa
just because she never stuck up for you,
429
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,920
at least cover up your vomity footprints,
you dum-dum.
430
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,680
Uh, wrong. Need her alive.
431
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:29,520
Oh, okay, well, you also can't force her
to live out at sea
432
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,520
until she admits
that she's your best friend
433
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,720
in some kind of
Stockholm syndrome situation.
434
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,160
Wait, wait a second.
435
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,520
What is that?
436
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,040
[gasps]
437
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,360
You went to the party and gorged yourself.
438
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,520
I made us eggs, Sandy.
439
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,440
- What? No, Zoe.
- How thick are you?
440
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,680
No, it's not a food baby.
441
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,280
It's a baby-baby.
442
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,520
That explains the vomiting.
443
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,840
- She's fucking pregnant, Zoe.
- Wait.
444
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,000
- How?
- How?
445
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,920
Okay, well, when a man and a woman
love each other very much,
446
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,000
and they decide to-- Fuck you, skank!
447
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,320
Do you know how lonely
it was for me out there?
448
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,440
You'd fuck a Spanish canoeist
named Raul too.
449
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,880
Wait. That means that there's
not nobody else out there.
450
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,680
That there's at least
a fucking Raul out there.
451
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,960
- You lied to us, Sandy.
- Yeah, I lied, Zoe. Have you met me?
452
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,480
It was the only way to convince Teresa
453
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,640
to give up on her sad little sea monkeys
and come and raise my kid at sea.
454
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,120
Sandy, you can't just replace my embryos.
455
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,200
No, no, no. Please go back to the bit
456
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,280
about there being
other people alive out there.
457
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,560
- Thank you.
- Why the hell not, Teresa?
458
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,600
Is this not everything
you have ever wanted?
459
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,400
You know what? As far as I'm concerned
you've been a freaking
460
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,320
dumpster fire of a friend
and you basically owe me.
461
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,000
- So, let's go.
- Sandy. Sandy.
462
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,520
Who else is out there?
463
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,320
Oh, people, Zoe. People, okay?
464
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,280
There's disease-riddled cruise ships.
465
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,160
There's floating villages
of cargo freight.
466
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,040
There's a gang of kids from Perth
on jet skis that terrorize fatbergians.
467
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,640
Happy? Now get in the boat, Teresa.
468
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,280
- No, no, no! No!
- Sandy!
469
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,200
You're not going anywhere.
You are going to march back up there,
470
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,520
and you're gonna tell those women what
you know before they eat all the food.
471
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,640
[Sandy] Are you joking?
472
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,840
What do I owe those girls, Zoe? Hmm?
473
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,040
A shitty year in bumfuck nowhere
and a gentle push to my death.
474
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,040
The only reason I came back here
is to fuck you all up,
475
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,480
take Teresa and...
476
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,160
[retches]
477
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,640
[screaming]
478
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,720
[gasps]
479
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,320
Whoa, whoa. What the fucking fuck, mate?
480
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,680
Zoe, Zoe, Zoe.
You don't need to do that, okay?
481
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,560
Yes, I know. This is incredibly uncool.
482
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,600
I feel very, very yucky about it.
But you left me no choice, Sandy.
483
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,480
Now you come up here
and you tell them the truth.
484
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,200
[music playing]
485
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,000
Hey, everyone,
stop what you're doing and listen.
486
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,200
- T., please come back.
- [Teresa] Fuck this!
487
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,880
Hey, guys, do you remember
when you were really angry with...
488
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,320
Do you guys remember
when you were really angry with me
489
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,560
because I didn't tell you
that the world was ending?
490
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,000
Do you remember?
This is like the opposite of that.
491
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,680
Okay? Because...
This is like the opposite of that
492
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,160
because there are people out there.
Jesus Christ.
493
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,280
Amelia!
494
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,880
Hey, Amelia. Jesus Christ, Bicky!
495
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,520
[Sandy] Teresa! Teresa!
496
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:20,920
[Zoe] Amelia!
497
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,880
Testing, testing, un, deux, trois.
498
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,760
All right, dickheads, listen up.
499
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,480
[all cheering]
500
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,120
Amelia, I need to tell you something.
501
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,800
- [all booing]
- [Amelia] Oh, boo!
502
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,440
Who let her in?
503
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,760
All right, ladies. You know the drill.
504
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,920
- Ignore her.
- Amelia...
505
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,320
Oh, my God, guys!
506
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:43,920
Shame!
507
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,400
As you all know, I never got
to make my school captain speech...
508
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,520
Amelia!
509
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,440
Oh, my God. Have some respect.
510
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,200
...because I ran off
with the groundskeeper
511
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,960
and got knocked up
with triplets, et cetera.
512
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,520
[all cheering]
513
00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:02,000
Uh, anyway, I thought
I would do it now. Yeah!
514
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,440
Amelia!
515
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,920
[clears throat]
516
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,400
Ladies of Ridge Heights.
517
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,200
[all cheering]
518
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,280
What a six months we have had, huh?
519
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,800
Highs, lows.
520
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,040
- Lows
- Massive lows, though,
521
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,480
if we're honest.
522
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,880
But look at us now.
523
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,720
[all cheering]
524
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,960
Standing on the precipice of nothing.
525
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,600
[all cheering]
526
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:38,880
Staring at our big, bright futures
that do not exist.
527
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,120
But we are not daunted.
528
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:45,120
So raise your glasses to...
529
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,480
to finally getting a fringe
530
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,960
- and oblivion!
- [all cheering]
531
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,760
Fucking fringe? What?
532
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,320
Without further ado,
let me introduce to you ladies,
533
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,080
the guest of honor tonight...
534
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,200
the last chicken!
535
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,440
[all cheering]
536
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,920
- [muffled yelling]
- [all shushing]
537
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,120
Let me tell you,
538
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:21,080
this little lady was not as ready
as us to meet her maker.
539
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,680
- Coward!
- [Amelia] That's right, Genevieve.
540
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,280
Somehow she escaped the tuck shop
541
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,240
and I found her taking
a vengeful little shit in the bubblers.
542
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,120
I've shit around the place.
543
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,840
But behold, ladies.
544
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:37,040
Behold the last thing we will ever eat.
545
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,280
[all cheering]
546
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,360
You've left me no choice.
547
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,080
Wet willy, motherfuckers!
548
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,640
[screaming]
549
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,680
[all gasp]
550
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,600
[all exclaiming]
551
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:03,720
[groans]
552
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,920
Guys, Sandy's pregnant!
553
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,680
[all gasp]
554
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,480
And there's still people out there.
555
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,520
[all gasp]
556
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,520
My bad?
557
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,480
So stop fucking eating.
558
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,720
Okay? Because there's still hope.
We can still survive.
559
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,400
Yay!
560
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:28,280
Oh, um, that's lovely, dear,
but you've just killed the last chicken.
561
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,920
[gasps]
562
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,440
Shit.
563
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,560
[electronic dance song playing]