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我們今天在這裡

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悼念一位特別的少女逝去

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不起眼的...

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辯論隊隊長蘿拉康寧安

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我的錯,當然,親愛的

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所向披靡的划船隊艇長

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抱歉,修女,那其實是我

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–搖滾樂全國匯演的候補舞者?
–我們那年代沒這比賽

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煩死了,就放音樂吧,潔娜芙

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奇異恩典

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聲音多麼甜美

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小姐們,妳們為我哀悼真好

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天啊

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可惜我沒死

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這其實是為我辦的

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不...

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我可以解釋,我變了

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沒關係,可以換我來當壞人

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–我就知道,復仇性下體攻擊
–十分合理

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不,珊蒂,妳不必這樣

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嘿,珊蒂,哇

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佐伊對妳做過什麼?

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–妳會不知道嗎?她...
–好!

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我...

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–我...
–說吧,佐伊!

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我幫莎絲姬亞把珊蒂推向大海

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沒錯

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–妳一直瞞著這件事?
–我也恨自己這樣

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尤其是我們先前還那樣整莎絲姬亞?

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我好想死

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妳是怎麼搞的...

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王八蛋!

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背後捅刀,珊蒂?開什麼玩笑?

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妳就是在人背後捅刀的賤人
妳活該被捅

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–還有妳!
–我?我做了什麼?

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各位,撲倒她

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各位,隨妳們撲吧
我的目的已經達到了

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妳們不喜歡早上聞到
燻萵苣的味道嗎?

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唉呀,農作物!快去看看!

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對不起

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同學會求生記

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俗話說君子報仇,十年不晚

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我就是回來找妳們麻煩,讓妳們餓死

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把我的達米兒包包還給我
我就離開

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特蕾莎要跟我一起走

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妳有什麼毛病?

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天啊

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怎麼回事?

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好臭

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海鷗

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吃起來很順口,但不好消化

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外面有什麼?

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–市場怎麼樣?
–布里斯本消失了嗎?還剩什麼?

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什麼都沒有,好嗎?

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只是一望無際的海洋

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嘿,梅爾斯

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這表示我的胚胎已經沒了?

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梅爾斯,妳能不能...幫我一下?

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對,不行,這我幫不了妳

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其實,各位,公告一下

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大家不要幫佐伊,好嗎?

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如果她要妳們幫她拔刀

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請拒絕

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老套的冷處理?我懂那種感覺

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–正是我的意思
–我錯過什麼了?

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我當時不知道莎絲姬亞要我做什麼

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–那很明顯
–而且我被捅刀

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–我是受害者
–天啊

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好,山稜崗的女士們,我們不要驚慌

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農作物一個月後會恢復生長

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或三個月,同時我們會分配食物

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全班一個月分12個小番茄

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要怎麼分?

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我不行了

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我們知道妳不擅長數學

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有誰有答案?

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不是,我是說,如果這是最後的食物

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如果每人一天只能分到半片萵苣葉...

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如果沒人來救我們,那...

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我想我們完蛋了,對吧?

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什麼鬼?不
我們沒有完蛋,艾米莉亞

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–我們應該先完成我的葬禮
–不要理她

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對喔

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拜託,各位

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大家真的認為地球上所有人當中

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只有我們注定生還?

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這是我聽過的最千禧世代的事

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對,但我們知道該怎麼做

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我們知道該如何生存
只需要重新計畫

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我們不只會生火,我們還會發電

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一星期後
我們就能重新發明社群媒體

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–拜託
–但這不重要了

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因為這有什麼意義?

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這沒有終點,對吧?
這什麼時候會結束?

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說說看末日何時會結束

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我們比大多數人活得更久,是很棒

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但我們無法克服這他媽的世界末日

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我們真的相信這女人

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–可以獨自在海上倖存下來?
–看看她

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珊蒂甚至無法獨自一人去合作社

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我們真要自殺

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就因為這個瘋子聲稱外面沒有人?

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我知道我們要排擠她
但妳是在建議我們自殺嗎?

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我在建議我們不要
再為生存而筋疲力盡

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–都一樣啊
–我是在建議

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我們好好享受當下每一刻

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坦然面對我們的命運

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我是在建議...

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我想我是在建議辦一場告別派對

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因為現在妳想玩樂

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管他的,我贊成

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不,妳要跟我走

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珊蒂,停下!

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我一直在堅守的一切都消失了

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我的丈夫、我的胚胎、我的一生

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我們去把合作社裡的食物都煮了

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不要再吃稀釋的爛扁豆

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–我贊成
–好,酷

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如果妳們想大玩一場
我還有私釀的酒

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–好
–閉嘴,泰根

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抱歉,各位,但我們不能開派對

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謝謝妳,佩佩,天啊

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因為告別一切的派對不能叫派對

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這叫年終舞會!

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天啊

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來討論一下舞會的主題

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我已經對“海底世界”投下反對票
因為這正是我們現在的處境

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我認為可能更好的是“巴黎之夜”

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各位,我們不要想太多
主題顯然是...

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“地球上的最後一夜”

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不好嗎?抱歉,我太興奮了
我錯過了第一次的舞會

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–妳錯過了迪波洛事件
–不起眼蘿拉

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沒有...

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迪波洛事件?

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潔娜芙被一個假冒迪波洛的人騙了
他說他會來當舞會主持人

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只要她跟學生們收兩萬元費用

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那封連鎖電郵很有說服力

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然後莎絲姬亞,她...

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我請我爸邀約人氣樂團飢渴麥克

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那場派對到現在仍是熱門話題

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–什麼?
–所以,對

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我不是委員會的“正式成員”
但如果妳們需要幫忙...

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妳不是

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潔娜芙,幫手越多越好,來吧

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太好了

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那麼,各位
這會是人類舉辦的最後一場派對

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所以大家盡量集思廣益

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我們可以用最後的食物辦自助餐

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我喜歡這主意
但可以來更好的,狂歡派對!

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–我參加過泡沫派對
–我們不需要再辦一次

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泡沫是一定要的
還有格鬥攤位,我想揍人

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有人會格鬥嗎?

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設一個美妝攤位怎麼樣?

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我一直想剪瀏海

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我在九年級體育課的前空翻
一直沒跳成功

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我要去找那張彈跳床
證明弗蘭戈普魯斯老師是錯的

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太好了,我們應該寫下來

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妳不覺得嗎?

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只有委員會主席有權用白板筆

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–謝謝
–好

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我只是想幫忙,如果...

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好,抱歉,好

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妳們繼續討論

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我要去找那些無聊的蘑菇來煮

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誰知道呢?
也許我會找到一些有趣的蘑菇

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她先前都藏到哪裡去了?

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不要轉移焦點

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修女,我已求她們不要開派對

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但需要有權威的人來阻止她們

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以修女身分來說,這態度還真成熟

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對某人冷處理
不是要妳真的冷到不能動,知道吧?

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慢著,妳...妳真的要參加嗎?

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真是不敢相信

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妳至少能幫我把背上的刀子取下吧?

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如果九年級的宗教學教會我什麼
那就是耶穌

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只被釘在十字架上一小時
就博得眾人憐憫,所以...

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–六
–什麼?

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耶穌被釘在十字架上六個小時

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所以妳還有漫漫長路要走

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沒用!

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瞧妳,沒有小跟班在妳身邊
妳就這麼吃力

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泰根才是我的對手

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泰根是獨立自主的人

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我不再依賴她了

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妳這變態的海盜

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我從不運動,所以妳最好希望

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我揮棒落空

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幫我找特蕾莎和我的包包來

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妳為什麼對特蕾莎這麼執著?

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一帆風順,珊蒂

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妳好大膽,林明頓蛋糕是澳洲美食

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妳的班機是什麼時候?
忘恩負義的混蛋

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對,我們幫妳叫計程車

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我有一招更好的,海關
盡快把這個魯蛇驅逐出境

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立刻滾出澳洲,第一個返航班機

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打包行李快滾

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別想妳的胚胎了,茶包

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想想派對

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既然妳說服大家不要幫我

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包括一個似乎忘記寬恕美德的修女

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我要自己拔刀

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唉呀

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我覺得她可能桶到我的神經了

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好,妳辦到了,最後一隻雞

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幹得好,不起眼蘿拉
幫牠找個籠子

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現在還不想殺牠

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我對你有宏偉的計畫
我的肯德基朋友

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妳知道自己在說什麼嗎?

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我是壞人
就因為我把一個壞人推向大海

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而妳卻要帶我們全班

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模仿瓊斯鎮集體自殺之類的
妳還一邊料理一邊吹口哨

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妳還好嗎?

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是因為妳停藥了嗎?

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我已經停藥一天了,妳這白癡

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佐伊,妳其實看到的是

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不在乎未來...

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不在乎生存的輕鬆感

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但最重要的是,不在乎妳

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我不用去想
我們還要一起被困在這裡多久

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因為這一切很快就會結束

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而我只是...我等不及了

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聽著,我知道我讓妳失望了,好嗎?

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所以,好,放棄我吧,沒問題

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但是,拜託,梅爾斯,不要放棄活著

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不要放棄生存

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蘑菇準備好了,茶包

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小心背後

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牠剛剛大便在我身上

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讓妳們這群賤人開派對沒音樂可聽

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–特蕾莎!
–搞屁啊?珊蒂

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特蕾莎,回來!

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特蕾莎!

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他媽的回來

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閉嘴!

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住手,妳這賤人!

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天啊,這太讚了

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什麼?

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–天啊!
–就是啊!

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好,這幾乎勝過飢渴麥克樂團
莎絲姬亞又辦到了

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這其實是潔娜芙的功勞

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願景、後勤、風格

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沒有人比她更適合規劃
人類史上的最後一場舞會

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幹得好

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進來吧!

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我只是在舞池準備一些泡沫而已

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嘿,妳們看到塗鴉了嗎?

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都是潔娜芙設計的

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妳們相信嗎?都是她自己想的

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–她真是才華洋溢
–可以吐槽我了嗎?

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這種虛假的稱讚更糟

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但我沒有虛假,我是...

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嘿,我以為我們處得很好

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對不起,潔娜芙

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放音樂吧

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這是什麼鬼?

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只剩下基督教搖滾了

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佐伊把所有光碟砸爛了
我不得不即興創作

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好吧,即興創作...

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嘿,妳們就跳舞
而且妳們會喜歡的,好嗎?

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五、六、七、八,跳舞

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聽著,我無法改變
我整過妳的事實,但是...

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妳在高中時整天為其他人做事

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我只是...覺得妳應該好好享受一下

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–但是分配飲料...
–我能處理

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來,乾了吧,潔娜芙

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乾杯...

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好吧...

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加油!

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去你的,弗蘭戈

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技能零分,但笑果滿分
對吧,小梅?

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我要把我的桶子拿回來!

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艾米莉亞...拜託不要這樣

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沒人告訴妳嗎?佐伊?
妳沒被邀請

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梅根,這很愚蠢

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什麼?

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她的腳像老虎鉗子,不合理

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好

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–好痛!
–天啊

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誰會去扭人家乳頭呀?

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我該怎麼辦?我要把她拉起來嗎?

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不行,我的乳頭會被她撕裂!

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好

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妳怎麼敢?鬆手!

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除非妳先放開梅根

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妳管這麼多幹嘛?
妳們又不再是朋友了

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把特蕾莎給我找來,我就放手

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也許我們不是朋友
但我發現每個人都很討厭

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花了妳這麼久時間才發現

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我發現18歲的我想要更多的朋友

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天啊,她在扭了!

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但18歲的我以為自己喜歡男生

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那條工裝褲很時尚

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–對不起
–接受妳的道歉,快把她拉開

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我真的被妳們兩個噁心到了

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我為妳的滴酒不沾感到驕傲

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但別管她了,跟我一起去舞會

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–真的嗎?
–這是最後一場派對,管他的?

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我想去,但若要我說實話
我有點喜歡不喝酒的感覺

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我只是...

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我的感覺回來了
如果這真的是最後一場派對

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我也想好好感受一下

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哇,好

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我沒想到我會這麼說
但是,管他的,我們就不喝酒

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我們可以再把她綁起來留在這裡?

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妳在用妳的腦袋思考

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開始用妳的乳頭思考,我們走吧

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嘿,朋友

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我想這可能會讓妳感覺好一點

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就...

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莎絲和我對妳做的事有點卑鄙

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對不起,珊蒂,真的

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妳無力照顧弱者

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這就是生存之道,我懂

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早該料到的,妳們三個從來容不下我

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我們三個是什麼意思?

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我們把妳推向海中那天晚上
特蕾莎不在場

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沒錯

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她從來不帶頭衝鋒

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但也從不阻止妳們霸凌我

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對

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我學到真正讓妳惹上麻煩的
是妳沒有說出來的話

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天啊,我老是忘記

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我不知道,珊蒂

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我這輩子都在努力融入
那群女生的圈子

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而現在因為我對妳做的事
我徹底前功盡棄了

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但是...就因為我是走頭無路的笨蛋
不代表排擠妳是合理的

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–所以妳會放了我嗎?
–才不會

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妳在開玩笑吧?妳脖子上掛著海鷗頭

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不,但我們兩個被排擠的人
也理當享有最後的晚餐

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我去幫我們拿點食物怎麼樣?

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我想妳還是不能吃含麩質的食物?

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我的腸道菌群還是很乾淨

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太好了

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嗨,小佐

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–謝謝妳還我包包
–那可是達米兒,妳不知道嗎?

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不可能

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哈囉,小傢伙

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走吧,小傢伙,去吧,自由了

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來,走吧

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去吧,小傢伙

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走吧,自由了

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雞蛋

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讚,唉呀

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希望妳喜歡煎蛋

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唉呀

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我徹底被海盜姐耍了

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噁心,珊蒂

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嘿,壞女孩,妳怎麼出來的?

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想喝一杯嗎?這是最棒的

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喝酒是最棒的

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不了,謝謝,先不喝

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格鬥攤位在那邊,兩位

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妳什麼時候變得這麼強壯了?

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六個月了,妳這小賤人!

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–嘿!
–我們要去哪裡?

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住手

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如果妳打算殺死特蕾莎
就因為她從不為妳挺身而出

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至少要湮滅妳嘔吐的足跡,笨蛋

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錯,我沒有要殺她

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好,那妳也不能強迫她在海上生活

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直到她因為有斯德哥爾摩症

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而承認她是妳最好的朋友

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等等,慢著

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那是什麼?

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妳去派對上大吃一頓

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我還幫我們煎蛋,珊蒂

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–什麼?不是,佐伊
–妳是有多笨?

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不是,她不是吃撐了

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00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,640
這是懷孕了

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00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,440
這就解釋了她為何嘔吐

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–她懷孕了,佐伊
–等等

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–怎麼會?
–怎麼會?

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一對男女非常相愛時

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他們就決定...去妳的,賤人!

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妳知道我在海上有多寂寞嗎?

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換做是妳也會跟划獨木舟的
西班牙人勞爾做愛

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00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,880
慢著,這表示外面有人

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外面至少有一個叫勞爾的人

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–妳騙了我們
–對,我說謊了,妳才剛認識我嗎?

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00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,880
這是說服特蕾莎放棄她的胚胎

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00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,920
在海上撫養我的孩子的唯一方法

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妳不能就這樣替代我的胚胎

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不是,拜託回到
外面還有其他人的話題

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–謝謝
–有何不可?特蕾莎

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這不就是妳想要的嗎?

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00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:38,360
在我看來,妳一直是
無藥可救的朋友,是妳欠我的

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00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,520
–我們走
–珊蒂,外面還有誰?

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00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,560
一堆人,佐伊,有一堆人好嗎?

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00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,000
有幾艘疫情蔓延的遊輪
貨輪組成的海上村莊

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00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,200
一群珀斯來的小子
騎著水上摩托車掠奪物資

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00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,640
開心了嗎?上船

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–不行...
–珊蒂!

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00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,200
妳哪裡也不能去,妳要回到那裡

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00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,560
在她們把食物都吃完前
告訴她們妳知道的事

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00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,720
妳在開什麼玩笑?

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00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,120
我有欠她們什麼嗎?佐伊

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00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,600
我在這蠻荒地方念了一年書
還被人推向大海

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00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,680
我回來的唯一原因就是要報復妳們
帶走特蕾莎,然後...

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00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,320
妳在搞什麼鬼?

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00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,760
佐伊!妳不需要那樣,好嗎?

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00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,600
我知道這樣做十分不妥

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00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,600
我對此感到十分噁心
但是妳讓我別無選擇,珊蒂

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00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,040
妳回去告訴她們真相

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00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,000
各位,停下手邊的事,聽著!

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00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,560
我需要她!

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00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,200
小泰,拜託回來

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00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,200
還記得妳們之前很生氣...

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00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:59,560
還記得妳們之前氣我
沒告訴妳們世界要末日了嗎?

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00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,000
記得嗎?現在情況相反

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00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,760
好嗎?因為...現在情況相反

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00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,400
因為外面有人,怎麼回事...

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00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,280
艾米莉亞!

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00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,880
嘿,艾米莉亞,天啊,比奇修女!

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00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:20,880
艾米莉亞!

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試音...一、二、三

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好了,笨蛋,聽著

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艾米莉亞,我要告訴妳一件事

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誰讓她進來的?
好吧,各位,妳們知道該怎麼做

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–別理她
–艾米莉亞...

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天啊,各位!

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不要臉!

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天啊!

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我從來沒機會發表
我的學生會會長演講...

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–艾米莉亞!
–天啊,尊重她一下

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...因為我跟場地管理員私奔了

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還懷了三胞胎之類的

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總之,我想現在就來發表演講!

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–妳剛剛咬了我最好的朋友嗎?
–艾米莉亞!

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山稜崗的女士們

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這六個月來發生的事可真多,對吧?

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–七個月
–高潮、低谷

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–低谷
–不過大部分是低谷

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如果我們坦誠一點的話

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但現在看看我們

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處於一無所有的險境

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–望著我們不存在的...
–救命...

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...宏偉光明的未來

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但我們並不畏懼

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所以舉起杯子...

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敬終於剪瀏海的我

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和茫茫前途!

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瀏海?什麼鬼?

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廢話不多說,向各位女士介紹一下

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00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,080
今晚的貴賓...

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最後一隻雞!

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讓我告訴妳們

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這隻雞不像我們一樣
已經準備好去見造物主

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–膽小鬼!
–沒錯,潔娜芙

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牠不知何故逃離合作社

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我發現牠在泡沫機裡大便

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我也隨處大便

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但是看啊,各位

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看啊,這是我們吃的最後一道菜

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救命!

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是妳讓我別無選擇

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00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,240
看招,混蛋!

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各位,珊蒂懷孕了!

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–外面還有其他人
–什麼?

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不好意思我錯了?

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所以不要吃了

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好嗎?因為還有希望
我們還能活下去

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說得好,親愛的
但妳剛剛殺了最後一隻雞

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唉呀

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字幕翻譯:黃雪英

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創意監督:
謝慧霓